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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off instide. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it. We scared?

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Speaker 5: Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need ride.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgera.

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Speaker 1: We aren't tired at all.

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Speaker 4: Nope, we feel so good that we are going to

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Speaker 4: podcast about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This one's just about feelings and a guest.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but and his feelings and his feelings.

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Speaker 6: We were going to pick up David Huntsburger at Lax.

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Speaker 6: We had a car issue. It's not that interesting of

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Speaker 1: So it's just a little twist with our original format.

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Speaker 7: We realize that you guys have had the same format

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Speaker 7: for what like seventeen times, right, so you're probably sitting there.

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Speaker 4: Like, Okay, we get it. You pick people up, you

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Speaker 6: Right, Why don't you ever just meet them at home

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Speaker 7: Why don't you ever have a dead car battery so

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it's your battery and not the alternator starting.

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Speaker 4: It is the alternator, Chris. I swear to God, I'm

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Speaker 4: fucking moving away.

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Speaker 1: You're going to leave town because I will.

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Speaker 7: Leave the car where it is. I'll leave my house

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Speaker 4: And I'll start walking. Then I'm a fucking walking to

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Speaker 6: You're just gonna live off the grid and create your

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Speaker 4: That's you know, quilt it. I'll quilt a flag out

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Speaker 4: of old T shirts.

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Speaker 1: Just like Martha Washington did.

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Speaker 7: That's right, Martha Washington's good friend Betsy Rossmi.

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Speaker 6: Betsy did the sewing, but Martha and Martha did a

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Speaker 6: And then France Scott Key wrote a little song about

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Speaker 1: Goes like this, it's you had a different star spangled banner.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, at our school it was Montssory and so they

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Speaker 1: The star spangled It was just a series of child scats.

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Speaker 4: It was really the beginning. It was the dawning of.

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Speaker 7: The age of child assholes. We really kicked it off

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Speaker 1: In the seventies America.

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Speaker 6: Ah, So we're waiting, We are waiting. You know, David Scott,

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Speaker 6: I've been in his place. It certainly is nice, is it?

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Speaker 6: But this is one of those neighborhoods where I wouldn't

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Speaker 7: Right, And I wouldn't be surprised because that's what happens

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Speaker 6: Everyone knows that if it's not someone chasing this down

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Speaker 7: Oh and I didn't tell you this on my way

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Speaker 4: I did Morgan Jay's show in Marina del Rey last week.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is an intersection of confusion.

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Speaker 6: Thing that he wants to play a slow mersh Oh,

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Speaker 7: Chris is wielding a police issue baton at me right now.

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Speaker 4: There's I think it's like there's a bus stop there.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of Have you.

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Speaker 7: He was there to show everybody if you just pull

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Speaker 7: See, that's the thing the bus was. It felt like

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Speaker 6: He got spaghetti on the pants. He was just blotting

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Speaker 6: Then as you got off the posse, he's like, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: And it's like, oh, you're sweet, wonderful.

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Speaker 6: Beautiful tree, like a willow tree in Italy, but dangling

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Speaker 6: And then the wind comes a blowing and you get

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Speaker 1: Oh it's it might as well be midnight. It might.

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Speaker 6: I'm concerned about David Huntsburger's well being.

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Speaker 7: I confirm and deny everything you just said about me.

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Speaker 4: In conclusion.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't here the end, good bye. No, he'll be

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be every We're all going to be riding

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Speaker 7: I haven't been I That's the thing is like, when

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Speaker 7: Well you know why Curly roller this goddamn town in

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Speaker 7: Right, I'm talking about World War two.

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Speaker 6: Just because your friends are dying and the ones that

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Speaker 4: Get that chin up as high as you possibly can, soldier.

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Speaker 6: Any time we have an episode, I realize how patriotic

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, I fucking love this country. It's the

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Speaker 6: You know what, These colors don't run, but if they did,

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Speaker 1: That's my impression of a gay patriot. Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 7: Liked it because your voice stayed kind of the same

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Speaker 7: It was a modern representation of a gay patriot. I

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Speaker 7: There's a I'll do have an impression now of a

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Speaker 1: I am ready, Okay, I'm going.

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Speaker 7: To sleep with you at one and you at three

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Speaker 7: They pant sexuals are the people that fuck everybody.

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, but what's patriotic about that that they're good

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Speaker 4: Yes, because that's very American.

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Speaker 7: It's appointment sex. It's from what I understand. Yeah, I

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Speaker 6: It's like it's like apple pie and making appointment.

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Speaker 7: And that's how I know about this is because she

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Speaker 7: Well uh no, no, he was kind of making it

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Speaker 6: Yeah that it just came across like a calling all

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Speaker 4: I don't really.

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Speaker 1: It's just someone that makes appointments.

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Speaker 7: It's someone that has sex, has It's almost like open

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Speaker 6: Oh that's like, and that's basically the basis of pan

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 7: Because they were like, how do we get this done

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Speaker 4: Because we were just like, it's the scheduling thing. Let's

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay to have moments of dead air.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was told a long time ago

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Speaker 7: No Feathers McGhee, Captain Feathers told you that.

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Speaker 6: He yelled at a woman and I said, hey, that's

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Speaker 7: I would have been horrified even if I'd never had

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Speaker 4: He was covered in fucking feathers.

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Speaker 1: It was It was hilarious. I almost felt like, oh,

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Speaker 7: That's what the bus is like. The bus is like

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna text David and see, like do

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Speaker 4: Well, and he knows we're waiting.

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Speaker 1: All right, and.

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Speaker 4: Should I talk while you're tech.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or just do a song.

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Speaker 9: Oh well, sometimes when you sit on the street waiting

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Speaker 4: God, where are you now?

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Speaker 9: Just let me know where, Like, are you on the

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Speaker 4: Sing it with me? Coming up?

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Speaker 1: We got it.

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Speaker 6: I knew when you were gonna that was my plan

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Speaker 1: For that night. That was a beautiful song.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't it?

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Speaker 4: I felt like there was a real, uh kind of

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Speaker 1: That was a great song.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we recorded it. You know, we

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Speaker 4: Should we?

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Speaker 7: Should I turn it into some kind of a contest. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: let's turn it into the contest.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so after you hear that song, let's go ahead

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, let's not. I'm not saying start a contest.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, get me into the contest.

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Speaker 1: Oh like it's one of those songwriting contests.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I want I want something for what I just did.

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Speaker 4: I guess that is what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll get I'll take it.

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Speaker 6: I'll convert it to a CD, and I'll put it

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Speaker 6: in some envelopes and we'll nail him off to all

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Speaker 6: the sweet steaks.

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Speaker 1: Is I see the car.

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Speaker 6: I see him trying to park out if they have

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Speaker 4: Oh this is exciting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he will be approaching very soon.

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Speaker 4: Cool. David Huntsburger.

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Speaker 7: You know him probably from the Professor blast Off podcast podcast.

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Speaker 4: What else would people know him from?

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Speaker 1: They would know him from living with me for two years.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he was his roommate.

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Speaker 1: He lived Tig Notaro and I. Tig was in the

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Speaker 1: venice her hat, David, and I, Oh, she's got somewhere

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Speaker 4: There's a lady wearing a straight up like a exciting

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful nineteen seventy ski hat. She looks like

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Speaker 4: She does actually look like she.

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Speaker 1: Really looks like she'd be up in the Himalayas.

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Speaker 7: But she's supaying people through ty Town here in central Hollywood.

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Speaker 6: Instead of someone else's luggage, she just has a plastic bag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of her own, of her own spaghetti coming up.

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Speaker 4: Lea Brea. Let me know when you're gonna be the fleet.

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Speaker 6: Oh on Gilbert, Okay up now people know across street.

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Speaker 4: Uh oh, they'll never find us.

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Speaker 7: The funniest thing is the idea that people listening to

456
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Speaker 7: us would give two shits about like tracking anybody down. Yeah.

457
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Speaker 4: I really don't feel like those are the people that.

458
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Speaker 6: Listen to I have been very careful though, because some

459
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Speaker 6: people are protective.

460
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Speaker 1: Of you know, they're families and their belonging.

461
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Speaker 4: I think that's smart.

462
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Speaker 1: I'll say I'll tell everyone right now where I live.

463
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Speaker 4: Don't do it, No, don't.

464
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Speaker 6: I'm so glad you stop me. I can see a

465
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Speaker 6: real sense of urgency in your face. You're right, it

466
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Speaker 6: would have been a mistake. I don't know how many.

467
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Speaker 6: And God, if you're listening right now and you're a

468
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Speaker 6: fan of the show, thank you and we love you

469
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Speaker 6: and we appreciate everyone whoever did that.

470
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Speaker 1: Do you need a ride fan tweet site?

471
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Speaker 6: But there's nothing that's telling us you won't come to

472
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Speaker 6: our house and stab us.

473
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Speaker 7: I love but same same as anyone you'd ride the

474
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Speaker 7: bus with. I mean there, we risk this all the time.

475
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Speaker 1: Do you know who really loves Selena is her fan

476
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Speaker 1: club president.

477
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Speaker 6: She was obsessed with her I know what she ended

478
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Speaker 6: up doing, killing her, busting a cap in her.

479
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Speaker 4: Didn't she stab her?

480
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Speaker 6: I believe she busted a knife caps.

481
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Speaker 1: No, she came up and said, may I interest you

482
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Speaker 1: in a knife cap? And then she stabbed her. It

483
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: was very confusing. She's like, oh, that's the last thing. Oh,

484
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Speaker 1: here is that bad?

485
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Speaker 4: I thought you were inviting me to your bachelor bad.

486
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 5: God damn it.

487
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Speaker 1: Oh it's terrific.

488
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Speaker 4: It was a woman.

489
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Speaker 1: Well, I saw David in the street for a moment

490
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Speaker 1: coming up.

491
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Speaker 10: Brea, Yeah, he'll be here, Yeah, he will be This

492
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Speaker 10: actually could turn into one of those like it's like

493
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Speaker 10: we're waiting for Geto situation where we're waiting for somebody

494
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Speaker 10: and they might not come.

495
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Speaker 4: It's a twist on our classic version.

496
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Speaker 6: Or waiting for Guffmann, waiting for anyone, just waiting. I

497
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Speaker 6: think he will eventually come in, but I'm afraid it's

498
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Speaker 6: gonna be close stars and he's just going to be

499
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Speaker 6: here for half the episode.

500
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Speaker 1: We've done that before.

501
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Speaker 4: I think it's fine.

502
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Speaker 6: I like it when you and I riff and then

503
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 6: all of a sudden someone jumps in and wait, let

504
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Speaker 6: them take the reins.

505
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Speaker 7: That's the fun times. The time, because you know, don't

506
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 7: you mock me. We only have each other, right.

507
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: Now, that's the fun times.

508
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 7: Sometimes when we just talk for a long time, I

509
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 7: like to start new phrases like that's the fun times.

510
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

511
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 6: Sometimes I don't know the difference between a new phrase

512
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 6: and a word I've said my whole life, because the

513
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 6: sound of my voice just sounds.

514
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Speaker 1: Like the droning of an alien. Because we're all just

515
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Speaker 1: we're all just weird. We're all just animals.

516
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Speaker 4: We're all super weirdos.

517
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Speaker 1: At the end of the day, we're all.

518
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Speaker 6: Just animals breathing out the sounds of you know, consonants

519
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Speaker 6: and now, yeah, that's right, I wonder those really but

520
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Speaker 6: an invention.

521
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Speaker 5: I had to this.

522
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Speaker 4: I just thought of that.

523
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Speaker 7: All that, all that feeling reminded me of how I

524
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 7: brought my albums to the Eugene Mormon.

525
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Speaker 4: Comedy Festival that I did this past weekend.

526
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, because I thought, oh, that's a good idea,

527
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Speaker 7: you should bring your merch.

528
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Speaker 4: I never bring merch anywhere. I never try.

529
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Speaker 7: To do anything with them because I find it so shaming.

530
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 7: And so I did it, and I think I only

531
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 7: sold three and two of them I sold to people

532
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 7: that are friends some points.

533
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Speaker 6: And the one you gave to Wyatt's anat I did,

534
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Speaker 6: and and he you went back in the green room

535
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Speaker 6: you told me.

536
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: And he had left.

537
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Speaker 4: He forgot it there, and he forgot it.

538
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Speaker 1: I think we both decided he simply forgot it.

539
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Speaker 7: Well, I'm choosing to decide he forgot it, because.

540
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Speaker 1: What kind of a crazy person would say, can you

541
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Speaker 1: also sign it? Which was you were flattered?

542
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Speaker 6: Of course, of course, and then on purpose go fuck,

543
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 6: finally she's gone, I can.

544
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Speaker 1: Leave this here.

545
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Speaker 4: Well, how you know what it is?

546
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Speaker 7: The idea of that of a person that would go

547
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Speaker 7: to those lengths just to make me feel good about

548
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 7: the fact that he has my record. That's what was

549
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 7: the the concept of that of like, am I so

550
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 7: out of touch that I.

551
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Speaker 4: Just made a person?

552
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Speaker 1: I know? He's not He's not here.

553
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 4: Oh, Chris is going to get into a text fight

554
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 4: with David Hensberger.

555
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 7: This might be like a really hot button kind of

556
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 7: a Fox News style arguing episode.

557
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Speaker 4: Is that him with the tank top?

558
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: No? Sorry, I'm I don't want to make you sing again.

559
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 4: I don't want to sing anymore.

560
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Speaker 6: I'm not sure why. I guess he just went inside.

561
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Speaker 4: Really, yeah, does he not understand what we find.

562
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: I guess he didn't see Do I like to get out?

563
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: I mean we're all hooked up, so I can't really well.

564
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 4: Also, yeah, just text him and say come down to

565
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Speaker 4: the corner.

566
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Speaker 6: I did, and and he just said, I'm at my

567
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 6: I'm so confused.

568
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't know where Bever Melrose are. Okay, I'll just

569
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: drive in the street and hunk. I guess it.

570
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Speaker 6: Is confusing when but things can be confusing on both ends.

571
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 4: Yes, there's nothing.

572
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Speaker 7: We've had nothing but confusion today, and like the great

573
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Speaker 7: pan sexual Americans that we are, we're gonna.

574
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Speaker 4: Make it through.

575
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: I guess, hey, David, there he is.

576
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Speaker 4: Sorry.

577
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: I thought he was. Yeah, sorry, I thought you would know.

578
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, in the street, David Hansberger is now in

579
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Speaker 6: the car.

580
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Speaker 1: He's not wearing shoes.

581
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 5: I'm wearing cave people shoes' Is that what you call

582
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 5: bear feet? I have a flip flops on.

583
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 1: Oh you are okay? Are they transparent? Got it really

584
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: looked like you had bare feet?

585
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

586
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. You just walked down the street.

587
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 5: I didn't shoot. I was really close to you, guys,

588
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 5: I was. I walked nearly right to you.

589
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Speaker 6: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why I felt.

590
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 6: I just thought you would see us if the lights

591
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 6: weren't on. Sorry about that, I'm sorry.

592
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 5: I should know my neighborhood. I was going on up

593
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 5: and down the streets in my head and thinking Gilbert,

594
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 5: where would that be? And then I was moderately impressed

595
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 5: with myself that how well I knew the streets in

596
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 5: the neighborhood, and then so disappointed to find out that

597
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 5: Gilbert is the closest street.

598
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: Tav Oh, yeah, I thought.

599
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 6: I basically thought we were in front of your house.

600
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 6: I saw your park in the Millennia.

601
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

602
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. It's my car for a brief period

603
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: and sold it to David when we lived together on Stoner.

604
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: But everyone gets the wrong impression, right.

605
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 5: Stone do yeah, Stone Raft, They make their jokes.

606
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 4: But did you guys not party? Were you straight edge?

607
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: Stoner?

608
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 5: Straight edge?

609
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: Is he invented the sixteen?

610
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 4: What?

611
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? He wasn't a stoner at all?

612
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 5: Really?

613
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you know this? I just looked it up.

614
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: La He's an La man something. Stone.

615
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 4: It really sounds like you're making this up.

616
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,479
Speaker 1: I absolutely am not.

617
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 5: You know, there are Router the pastor you know the

618
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 5: name of our Wi Fi network. Take it because we

619
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 5: lived on Stoner, I named the network hash Pipe. But

620
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 5: then that it's really hard to change that. So now

621
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 5: wherever that router goes, it's just hash Pipe. And so

622
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 5: like my girlfriend's parents come over and what's the Wi Fi?

623
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: Oh it still is still hash Pipe. Yeah, that's funny.

624
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 6: Can you just convince them that you really like that

625
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 6: one horrible Wheezer song?

626
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 8: Yeah?

627
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 5: I just play it on loop. It's good part of

628
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 5: the package. Yeah, it comes with the router. Yeah, and

629
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 5: they are not amused. And and it's such a stupid

630
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 5: backstory as to why it's named that, and there's no payoff, right,

631
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 5: I get it. Stoner and hash Pipe.

632
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 6: I hate when there's something that you have to constantly

633
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 6: explain to people and you know that the story goes nowhere,

634
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 6: but they demand to know the story.

635
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 5: And there's no better way to get people to tell

636
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 5: a story, or to make you tell a story, is

637
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 5: to go you know, it's it's nothing. You don't want

638
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 5: to hear it? No, no, no, what is it?

639
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 4: I gotta know.

640
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 5: Now now you've you've sold it. No way whatsoever. I

641
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 5: can't possibly go up without knowing this.

642
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: It's really actually it's a horrible story. I don't want

643
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: to tell it.

644
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 5: Tell you consider me buying this catchup popsicle from.

645
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: You, sir. This story is going to put you to

646
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: sleep or make you angry.

647
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 5: If you don't tell me.

648
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: God, Okay, here's the story.

649
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 7: That happens because I aimed my dog George, and people

650
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 7: will go because it's a girl dog.

651
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh what what?

652
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 7: And then I'm like, her name is George Lopez And

653
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 7: then they go, why why did you name her George Lopez?

654
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: My name or George Lopez.

655
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 4: It's just dumb. It's exactly what we're talking about, and

656
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 4: I just end up walking away. Most of the time.

657
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: I had for a while with some friends.

658
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 6: We'd start feeding some cats and they were named car

659
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 6: and truck, and everyone really want and so I actually

660
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 6: made up a story that I found one in a car.

661
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: And one in a truck.

662
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no room for irreverent whimsy.

663
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 6: Now, David, you have a very popular podcast called Professor

664
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 6: blast Off.

665
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: Yes, Professor last Off. If I could say, it's.

666
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 6: This is different, right, You're talking the back of our heads,

667
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 6: isn't that crazy?

668
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 5: Well, I get a I get a little bit of Karen.

669
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 5: She she turns.

670
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, she pivots the same. But every time I do that,

671
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 6: it's risking all of our lives.

672
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 5: It's slightly more dangerous. Yeah, but our format's exactly the same.

673
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sit behind.

674
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 5: Right, it's a disembodied sort of head that you talk

675
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 5: to on ours. Elsewise it's exactly the same.

676
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: You still have that head and a jar.

677
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that's the money maker. Yeah, excuse me,

678
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 5: speak to the head. Please don't look at me.

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00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: With us always is Whialt Disney's Frozen Head. Thank you

680
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: for joining us. How'd you get an animation?

681
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 4: It's not a very good story.

682
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 5: Oh I have to hear this.

683
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 6: Anything Disembodied Frozen Head says it's interesting.

684
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: No, no really, I just it was on a whim.

685
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: I just started doing flip books.

686
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 6: Oh, tell us more, that's the story you actually, David are.

687
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: He's undertaking quite the undertaking.

688
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 4: He's overtaking and undertaking.

689
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 6: He's doing the animated comedy special done by several artists.

690
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's not.

691
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 5: It's because the thing on the it says, like you know,

692
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 5: animated comedy spot. It's not like just animation. It's stand

693
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 5: up and animation. So that's like it, And eventually there'll

694
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 5: be a DVD that'll have like three versions you can watch.

695
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 5: You can watch just me to stand up. You can

696
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 5: watch it with this screen that plays animation that happens

697
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 5: at the same time, or and or just the animation,

698
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 5: which I think would be the best way to watch it.

699
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 5: I Oh, I mean so no, I mean I've never

700
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 5: really explained it. I don't like giving that much away

701
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 5: about it.

702
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 4: Just keep the mystery.

703
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I like the Simpsons, like you were gonna

704
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 7: be animated.

705
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's not that. That's part of the reason

706
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 5: I guess to not give much away, as people will

707
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 5: create versions in their head that are way cooler than

708
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 5: it's probably gonna be. Yeah, so I wanna keep a

709
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 5: little bit of I don't know, not uncertainty.

710
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: But it's just mystery.

711
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know me and mystery. I like it.

712
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: You're like a regular Angela Lansbury.

713
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 5: That's true. My life is narrated and heavily influenced by

714
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 5: a typewriter, and I'm prone to cardigans. You are.

715
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: You are prone to many old timey things.

716
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 5: Oh.

717
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 7: I heard the story that you can make shoes, that

718
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 7: you once made a pair of moccasins that looked store bought.

719
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 6: Is there anything oh yeah, yeah, anything leather working that

720
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 6: you need called David Huntsburg.

721
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 5: Yeah. And when I moved into my last house, not

722
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 5: the one i'm at here that's right next to Gilbert,

723
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 5: that I did not know, I lived like two blocks

724
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 5: away from a you know, a cobbler basically this uh,

725
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 5: I believe he's Honduran. He might have been from Mexico.

726
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 5: There's a mix in the in the shop. But I'd

727
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 5: go in there and bring him pizzas and just shoot

728
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 5: the ship and like speak Spanish and chit chat. And

729
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 5: they taught me how to like actually make shoes in

730
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 5: a more like substantial way. So two of the pairs

731
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 5: of shoes I have now, I didn't make them, but

732
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 5: I took them all apart and then rebuilt them.

733
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: Wait, when what's this?

734
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 5: This was like a year ago?

735
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: Oh this is after me?

736
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this is living. But would you.

737
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 4: Start getting into that?

738
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 7: So basically you've got you've refined it, but like you've

739
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 7: been doing it for a while.

740
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 5: Horses started with you putting shoes on horses feet and

741
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 5: then just worked my.

742
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 7: Face horse moccasins, didn't you used to didn't you horses?

743
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 5: He used to show the horses. You're correct, Christopher, when I.

744
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 4: Was working on horses.

745
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 11: Next wasn't my own, right, But I I also like

746
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 11: the idea that making people's shoes is directly related to horses,

747
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 11: which is couldn't be more different.

748
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 6: It's the next logical step. What are you gonna make

749
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 6: little booties for cats?

750
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeah? Progression, you get that one clump, you'd master it,

751
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 5: move up to three four than five ideally.

752
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

753
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 6: Oh, I would love a pair of shoes that were

754
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 6: just little tiny horseshoes under each toe.

755
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 7: That's it's kind of like individual tap shoes tapping for you.

756
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 7: You'd be the best taped answer ever individual toe tapping.

757
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 6: You just twinkle your toes and then we'll and be

758
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 6: like a rat tat tat and everyone would love it.

759
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 1: People would line up for miles, it really would.

760
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 5: I wanted to do, you know, because horses hoofs are

761
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 5: basically carraten the same things that make our fingernails, and

762
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 5: it's just a reinforcing of them so that they can

763
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 5: tap basically without cracking it. So I want to make

764
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 5: something that's the equivalent, but just for our fingernails. Like

765
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 5: a small metal kind of sliver that you glue on,

766
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 5: you'd have unstoppable fingernails. You'd no longer crack that.

767
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 6: So what you're saying is you think that we are

768
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 6: a poor design by our Lord and Savior.

769
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 5: Oh it brought it right in.

770
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: There is there an envelope? Watch me push it?

771
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 5: Dude, you really push boundaries as well.

772
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like you're saying to David, how dare you

773
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 7: think that it fingernails should be improved?

774
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: M have you ever? Yeah?

775
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 6: There, Well, there's that movie The Mosquito Coast and that

776
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 6: Harrison Ford's character was like, the body's a horrible design.

777
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: We don't have enough fur, we have no claws.

778
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 6: It was just like because he's kind of a pampas

779
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 6: inventor guy that thought he could do a better job

780
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 6: at designing humans.

781
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 5: Well, you know, e was the original horse had three toes.

782
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 5: I believe his name was. There's a little guy. I

783
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 5: won't call him equists or like Quissy.

784
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you're not talking about the play though, right

785
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 7: where the kid stabs out the horses eyes.

786
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about the little homie Quissy, the original horse.

787
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 6: They you didn't have any friends, No, it sucks to

788
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 6: me this one.

789
00:36:59,440 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: First.

790
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's stupid ears, really ridiculous looking, ugly tale caton. Yeah,

791
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 5: dumb toes, no booties to speak of.

792
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, where are you coming from? When you were

793
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 6: at Lax and we weren't there?

794
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 5: I was, I was in I had I don't think

795
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 5: i've It's been a while since I've done this, but

796
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 5: I'm not sure I have done it. I did a

797
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 5: I've had a flight Friday, a flight Saturday, and a

798
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 5: flight tonight. So I went to Denver, Phoenix and then here, And.

799
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: Could you stop in any of those places and do anything? Yeah?

800
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 5: I did some comedy in Denver Stride.

801
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 6: I love he I think speed walking, but it looks

802
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 6: like he's never done it before.

803
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 12: In is he's speed walking with a later orange fantastic

804
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 12: and really making a solid effort to drink from it well,

805
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 12: and also looked like.

806
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 4: He was doing a character.

807
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 6: The guy that was I think that that guy was

808
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 6: just maybe one of the best comics we've ever known.

809
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So did you have three separate gigs?

810
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 5: I only had one gig in Denver and then went

811
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 5: to visit a friend of mine in Phoenix, and then

812
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 5: we went to the professional football game.

813
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 6: Oh you went to the professional football match American football?

814
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: Are we talking English soccer?

815
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 5: We're talking American football. The indoor hunts and who it

816
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 5: was indoors today?

817
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: And who were the sporting organizations?

818
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 5: These organizations were represented by the municipal I can't think

819
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 5: of the other word that goes behind the municipalities of Phoenix,

820
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 5: more so Arizona and San Francisco.

821
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 4: Oh, that's where we're from.

822
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:56,959
Speaker 6: Hey, and that's where they put their mac down.

823
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for taking Well. How was it?

824
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: How was the game?

825
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 5: Oh? It wasn't It was fun. Our seats were good

826
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 5: in the stadium that the roof was closed, so it's

827
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 5: nice and air conditioned and what was otherwise a furnace. Yeah,

828
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 5: but the game itself was it wasn't that exciting.

829
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 6: I don't get that. I enjoy football, not as much

830
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 6: as you. You know, when we lived together, I didn't

831
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 6: watch much.

832
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: Of it, but live I don't.

833
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 6: It doesn't get any more exciting for me. But you

834
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 6: know what does baseball? I enjoy live baseball game, Karen.

835
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 6: You ever been to a baseball.

836
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 4: Game, Chris, I have. I do also enjoy baseball.

837
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: Baseball is great, it's fun, I love.

838
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 4: It, and it's also like it's a fun chill out.

839
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 4: I think it's a great spectator sport.

840
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it goes kind of slow, Yeah, but then.

841
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 4: There's exciting points.

842
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

843
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 4: Green it's really beautiful.

844
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of downtime where you can just

845
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 6: have your conversation with your.

846
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 4: Neighbor and you get all the peanuts that you need.

847
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: They just throw peanuts right at you.

848
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 5: Anytime you want peanuts, you're gonna get them. Yeah, and

849
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 5: you get the pleasure of unshelling them.

850
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's fun.

851
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 6: I hate it when they're warm. I love it when

852
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 6: they're warm. I don't hate it when they're warm. I

853
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 6: love it when they're warm, and I love it when

854
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 6: they're roasted. And I love it when I have to

855
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 6: do the shelling.

856
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 5: What does a shell peanut make you think of? Quick?

857
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 5: That's not quick.

858
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 7: Sam's Sam'stown casino on the way to Tahoe, which was

859
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 7: a huge I can't even explain it.

860
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 4: We went to Tahoe when I.

861
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 7: Was eight and this casino was on the way and

862
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 7: it was like this huge place that had the biggest

863
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 7: arcade I've ever seen.

864
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 4: It almost looked like an airplane hanger size arcade.

865
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 5: You never forget that.

866
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 4: Amazing, like mind blowing as a kid.

867
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 7: And they had the restaurant area had sawdust on the

868
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 7: floor and peanut shells on the floor.

869
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 4: So it was like I walked in, like, oh, you

870
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 4: can just do whatever the you want in here.

871
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Tanano's where I live in Venice.

872
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a combination of wood shavings and peanut shells.

873
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and popcorn too. They let popcorn fall on the floor.

874
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 7: Yeah.

875
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: You could just see popcorn, throw it out your face

876
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: and have half of it bounce off and land on

877
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: the floor and no one, no harm, no foul.

878
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 5: Someone established that aesthetic as meaning anything goes and everyone

879
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 5: subscribed to it, and there's no way to distance yourself.

880
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 5: Like it's impossible now to walk into a place that's

881
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 5: like that and not be like, oh, they have fun here.

882
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

883
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

884
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 4: Isn't that kind of mean you're drunk and you're just

885
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 4: throwing stuff?

886
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like I like that about animation,

887
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 5: where you know, someone shakes up a soda and explodes everywhere.

888
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 5: There's a part of you, especially as you get older,

889
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 5: that's like, oh god, it's gonna clean that up and

890
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 5: then it's just never readdressed. The next time you see it,

891
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 5: the rooms right back to how it was, like, oh

892
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 5: that's great. And I feel that same way about peanut

893
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 5: shells on the floor. It's just this kind of kid

894
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 5: like impulse to be who gives a shit? I want

895
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 5: to throw this on the floor. I don't care who

896
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 5: cleans it up. Yeah, or if it ever gets cleaned.

897
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 4: Up, who cares? What if they grind grind it into

898
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 4: the floor.

899
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

900
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I don't need to brag. And of

901
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: course it was the first.

902
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 6: Thing I thought of, but you know, I don't want

903
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 6: to again brag. But I was the voice of some

904
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 6: peanuts on a recent Skippy Peanut Butter Campaign's right, and

905
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 6: so the shell pops open. There's two guys in there

906
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 6: that live together, and based on their attitudes, some of

907
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 6: the peanuts are arguing and saying, I'm not having a

908
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 6: good time on this conveyor belt.

909
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: Why they get discarded?

910
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 6: But the ones that are having a great time and

911
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 6: have positive energy and a party type vibe, they well,

912
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 6: they get a move on and get murdered.

913
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 1: And turn to peanut butter.

914
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 6: They are in the right to get squashed and so

915
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 6: I went in and did some voices, but it sounds

916
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 6: like maybe they didn't use my voice.

917
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: So but you know, so it's it's.

918
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,439
Speaker 5: Well, I hope that casting your record never works again, right, Yeah,

919
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 5: they heard your voice and didn't attach it immediately to

920
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 5: a conveyorblet, peanut idiot, and that's they don't know.

921
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: I think I didn't sound youthful enough.

922
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 4: I don't know what did you hear how your voice

923
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 4: went or alone.

924
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: I know, I know I sound like a fifteen year old.

925
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 5: Just as an impartial listener who's behind you and cannot

926
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 5: see your face, I would easily be convinced that I'm

927
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 5: being driven around by a peanut right now, and I'm

928
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 5: not certain that I'm not.

929
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 4: You'll never be able to prove.

930
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, no one can convince.

931
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 4: Me there's a positive peanut driving this. Hana feeling well.

932
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: I hope that. I hope they end up using me.

933
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 6: But I called and said, hey, when am I getting

934
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 6: these sweet sweet peanut residual checks.

935
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: She said, well, you would have heard something by now

936
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: if we're using you.

937
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 5: I was like, what I want to I want to

938
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 5: come over to a house party and then lean over

939
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 5: to my guest and go. This is all peanut money.

940
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: Ah oh, I say.

941
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 4: That coffee table peanuts.

942
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: He literally is working for peanuts.

943
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 5: Can we throw shells on the floor?

944
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: That's the irony. He actually is very angry.

945
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 4: He'll sue you if you throw peanuts.

946
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: He's got an allergy. He does not even want peanuts

947
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: in the room. That's the most interesting part.

948
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 5: And please refer to them as legobs from now.

949
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 4: He's gonna go to a party where there's only whispering.

950
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: Sounds like a really fun party. Don't don't upset him.

951
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: He's got a migraine and he hates peanuts. And he

952
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: he comes out, he's gonna hit us all again, just

953
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: pretended dance. Don't turn on the music. Oh god, himself scared.

954
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 5: Hey guys, how's everyone do it?

955
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: Oh god, somewhere somebody he's.

956
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 5: Coming over to my party while I was still asleep.

957
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: Wait are you being me? Why wouldn't I play me?

958
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: Because yeah, right right, just being the part.

959
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 4: Don't get to be every person at the peanut party.

960
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 5: Pro scene pro sine.

961
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: It's kind of fun to hear your impression of me.

962
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 5: Sorry about that, guys. I'm all over the place today.

963
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 5: I've kind of gotten in my own head with all

964
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 5: this peanut money.

965
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 1: Hey, I wouldn't get in my own head.

966
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 4: Rather, we'll see.

967
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 5: I interested anyone in some jars of my own urine.

968
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: Come on, that's not something I would ever. I mean,

969
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: you've gone mad.

970
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 5: Let's hope you never see that peanut money. Not my

971
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 5: good look of it.

972
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 6: This was like looking into a mirror of the future.

973
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 6: I hope I don't get that money. That's right, I

974
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 6: become some eccentric who serves piss.

975
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 5: But that's really nice furniture.

976
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're like your mind, You're like, oh, yeah, that

977
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 7: money is going to change my life and for the better.

978
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 4: And it's no jars.

979
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 5: And yet everyone still knows she was a very gracious host.

980
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, as long as you whisper. As long as

981
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: you whisper, I won't for it.

982
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 4: Do we keep coming here to ignore those jars.

983
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great word on the street. As those

984
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: used to be jars of peanut. He hates it so

985
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: much that he pissed in it, and he got so upset.

986
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 5: The only thing to get the smell of peanuts out

987
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 5: of a jar is urine.

988
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's common knowledge. Not to break from the scene.

989
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 4: No, yeah, we should talk about it.

990
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, what it is is there's a chemical in

991
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 5: urine called ureea. It's the same thing that dissipates a

992
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 5: sting of a jellyfish or let's say some athletes foot

993
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 5: if he'd give her that it was.

994
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 6: It wasn't on the news. It was on the fake

995
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 6: news on Saturday Night Live. But the real part of

996
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 6: the news segment before whatever hilarious joke they said, was

997
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 6: that's a rumor that urinating actually on a jellyfish sting

998
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 6: increases the pain a little bit. Ah, it doesn't. That

999
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 6: meat tenderizer though, still good.

1000
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 4: Would they be talking about that on certain.

1001
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 6: Line because the joke was then uh boy, it's uh

1002
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 6: the other Oh, I don't remember it was. I think

1003
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 6: the joke was the other news that came in is

1004
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 6: don't get stung by a jellyfish or whenever.

1005
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: It was just like a joke like that.

1006
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 4: That wasn't on TV.

1007
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: I promise it was on Saturday Night Live.

1008
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 5: You say it and then you stare into the camera

1009
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 5: with dead eyes, and that's hilarious, and.

1010
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 4: You start to crack up a little bit. Yeah yeah,

1011
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,959
Speaker 4: next you cracks up a lot.

1012
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1013
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's what they did the whole time, and

1014
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 6: they just riddled it with cameos from people over the

1015
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 6: past several seasons because Andy Samberg was the guest.

1016
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: You know, it's.

1017
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 6: Already depressing when you're home on a Saturday night and

1018
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 6: you know that other people are at some high octane

1019
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 6: dance club having sex in the shadows and.

1020
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: You're at home and.

1021
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 6: It's like, ah, this is kind of lame, and then

1022
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 6: watching s ANALOGI just brings you to full blown depression. Yes,

1023
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 6: because it it's it's bad.

1024
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 7: It's kind of like you're it's like an alcoholic family

1025
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 7: where you have to hang in and pretend like it's

1026
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 7: great and everything's going well when actually it's super terrible.

1027
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 5: It's nice to hear this because I feel so so

1028
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 5: often that any sort of negativity toward anything really is

1029
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 5: met with a certain amount of disdain, particularly SNL.

1030
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 6: With SNL because there is you know, if you watch

1031
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 6: an old episode, turns out I was never a fan

1032
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 6: of it.

1033
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 5: That's a stretch though. No way, There's been some pretty

1034
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 5: great sketches.

1035
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: And there were some good sketches on this episode.

1036
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I would say that, like you can watch

1037
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 5: any any season of the last ten years. Any really

1038
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 5: even almost any episode, and for the most part there's

1039
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 5: there's gonna be a sketchy at least makes you chuckle.

1040
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 4: Kristen Wig did great work.

1041
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 6: She was on last night. Yeah, she she had cameos

1042
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 6: a lot of people when.

1043
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 7: She came on and did the when they did the

1044
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 7: Lawrence felt sketch and she was the girl that had

1045
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 7: a small hand. I lost my mind. My sister said,

1046
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 7: it's the hardest she ever saw me lot.

1047
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,720
Speaker 4: I lost my mind. It's the funniest.

1048
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: You have a lot of feral cats in your Is

1049
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: that just a little dog?

1050
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 5: People put out food for him sometimes too. They used

1051
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 5: to fight like cats and cats in our backyard, so loud,

1052
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 5: just screaming and yelling, and then one of them established

1053
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 5: dominance and or killed the other ones. And it's nice

1054
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 5: and quiet.

1055
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 4: Oh wow, and keep it quiet whatever it takes.

1056
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: Whatever it takes. I don't care of blood is shed.

1057
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 4: I don't care if cat blood shaking.

1058
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: Of shed cat blood.

1059
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 6: David, I know that you saw my post, but I

1060
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 6: I had to put down the cat that you once

1061
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 6: lived with.

1062
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: I hope this is oh.

1063
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 5: I know, no, I did I sent you a text.

1064
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 5: I know my condolences and I and that that picture

1065
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,720
Speaker 5: you attached to it was very sweet.

1066
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 6: It wasn't sweet. That wasn't old. That was back when.

1067
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 6: But we found out why he peed on everything? If

1068
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 6: there was a really it was pain? Uh when cats? Yes, yes,

1069
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 6: he's trying to pee on his own jellyfish wound that

1070
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 6: happened to be in his The jellyfish have gotten him

1071
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 6: in the bladder. So it's a really a no unknow

1072
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 6: win situation. No, this is serious when cats, because a

1073
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 6: lot of cats, when they're sick or have a kidney

1074
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 6: or bladder issue, which apparently my cat did for years,

1075
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 6: wherever they pee and there is they feel pain. They

1076
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 6: they associate that with the place they always pee. So

1077
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 6: if it's a litter box and they have a bladder infection,

1078
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 6: they're like, well, I'm not gonna pee there anymore.

1079
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 5: How about over here laundry?

1080
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, So he peed on like David had folded

1081
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 6: done his laundry, folded it, it was nicely stacked in it,

1082
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 6: and my cat came along.

1083
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: Of all the plays to pee, He's like, well.

1084
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 6: Maybe this one won't hurt my dick, and he peen

1085
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 6: on all of his clean clothes.

1086
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 5: The worst one was, Uh, I had done laundry and

1087
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,240
Speaker 5: I hadn't folded it. I'd just thrown it on my bed.

1088
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 5: And I left for like three days to go to

1089
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 5: my grandpa's and I came home and uh, you know,

1090
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 5: like I was just tired and like, oh man, I'm

1091
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 5: gonna have a nice nap and get my own bed.

1092
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 5: And I opened the door and met with that smell

1093
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 5: of oh that's not good. And he had pissed and

1094
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 5: shit on my laundry and he was laying in it.

1095
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,479
Speaker 5: And then he woke up and just kind of looked

1096
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 5: at me like you're home.

1097
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 4: No shame.

1098
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: He totally forgot.

1099
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh hey, you need to get

1100
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 5: in here.

1101
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 6: Well he was really doing that at my dad's and

1102
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 6: the guy was like, oh, that's because he's it hurts

1103
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 6: twenty peas, so that's when they pee everywhere because of pain.

1104
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,720
Speaker 1: It's just a reason.

1105
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. That sucks though that he had like an uncomfortable.

1106
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: Well, it would have gotten worse. That's why.

1107
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 6: It's like one of those situations where it's just like

1108
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 6: but I don't know if I would go through the

1109
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 6: I don't know if anyone's ever put down an animal

1110
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 6: and we have sad moments on the show.

1111
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: Here comes one we celebrate that.

1112
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 6: I was my dad and I were like, well, we

1113
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 6: should go there together and be part of the putting

1114
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 6: down process.

1115
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: Which I do not recommend to anyone.

1116
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 6: It was horrifying because you're holding the cat and they

1117
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 6: inject him and he just slow. He doesn't really go

1118
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 6: to I thought he'd get groggy and lay down in

1119
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,439
Speaker 6: the fetal position, but he just kind of sprawled out

1120
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 6: with his eyes open and its tongue out. It was horrifying,

1121
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 6: and I'm like, well, that gives me no closure.

1122
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: It just makes me feel horrible.

1123
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 6: So just a recommendation out to everyone, don't do that.

1124
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: Just drop them off.

1125
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 6: You stand again nothing by being there for the experience

1126
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 6: except for some cat nightmares. Right now, there's not a

1127
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 6: dry eye in this car. I really just got to everyone.

1128
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 7: You know what it made me think of as I

1129
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 7: had a cat that we adopted her and she was

1130
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 7: kind of old, and then she just got super old

1131
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 7: and rickety and really skinny, and then we found out

1132
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 7: she had some kind of a tumor, and so they said,

1133
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 7: we'll keep an eye on her, but you should bring

1134
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 7: her back in like two weeks and if you know, like,

1135
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 7: if she hasn't died by then we should put her

1136
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 7: to sleep. And uh so we left for the day

1137
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 7: to go to the movies, like say, a week later,

1138
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 7: and when we came back, I opened the tell of

1139
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 7: the TV room door and she had would it look

1140
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 7: like so she had died, But it looked like she

1141
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 7: had tried to jump off the couch and her claws

1142
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 7: got caught in the what like her front claws got

1143
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 7: caught in the couch, So she was upside down like

1144
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 7: hanging off the couch with a look on her face

1145
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 7: like oh my god. And but she was frozen that

1146
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 7: way dead and so I was.

1147
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 5: So it was kind of a hang in there kitty

1148
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 5: posted it was. It was a.

1149
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 7: It was the worst case scenario, hanging their kiddy.

1150
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 5: I've tried to scribble a will for you jerks many

1151
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 5: times and no one's listening. So I've taken it in

1152
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 5: my own claws.

1153
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 7: I'm gonna die, and I'm gonna make this awful for

1154
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 7: you awful. I actually walked in and just immediately walked

1155
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 7: back out. I was just like, oh no, that's bad.

1156
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 7: It was, but it actually makes me laugh though in

1157
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,439
Speaker 7: a little in a way, because it's all I mean,

1158
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 7: it's just sad.

1159
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 4: It's sad no matter what.

1160
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: I think.

1161
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 6: I have enough of a sense of humor, and it

1162
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 6: would be nice to have him around, uh that. I

1163
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 6: think a lot of taxidermists just won't do domesticated animals.

1164
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: But it would be nice to have your.

1165
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 6: Cat stuffed and just have him on the mantle, like

1166
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 6: fighting a rainbow trouse or something.

1167
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just.

1168
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 6: In a really regal or bigger animal than him.

1169
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 4: M Yeah, killing a bear.

1170
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, that'd be gret that'd beg grit into them all

1171
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 6: soupel patch. I don't know why I going into that

1172
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 6: pouch answering, warned to doll.

1173
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 1: It's yeah for you, Sydney. That's for Joey's. My cat's

1174
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: name was Sydney.

1175
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 5: You puches euches.

1176
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: Okay, hands listening? Did you need a ride down under?

1177
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 5: I like that idea, you know, like all the all

1178
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 5: the gun laws cannot be changed. Taxidermy has these ridiculous

1179
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 5: laws surrounding it. You can't transport across state lines, you

1180
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 5: can't buy it in certain capacities. Yeah. Yeah, taxidermy is

1181
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 5: really hard to get your hands on. They really limited

1182
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 5: it in a in an effort to sort of you

1183
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 5: have You can't just like bring an animal in. It

1184
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 5: has to have been a tagged animal, so they won't

1185
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 5: like taxidermy just say like you find roadkill or something.

1186
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 5: It's just kind of.

1187
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 4: A how do you know all that?

1188
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 5: I don't forget what I read about it, And it's

1189
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 5: the same thing of like, brass knuckles are a felony charge.

1190
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.

1191
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 5: So if you have brass knuckles that could shoot a

1192
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 5: little projectile, you could buy them and be fine. But

1193
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 5: if they're just brass knuckles, you're in big trouble.

1194
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 4: Wow.

1195
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 6: Oh, I see I'm parked in front of this guy's

1196
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 6: driveway now. But he has a light to let people

1197
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 6: know when people are blocking his driveway so he can

1198
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 6: come out with his brass knuckle gun.

1199
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's silly. My Uh.

1200
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 6: When I was in shop class, I made brass knuckles

1201
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 6: out of uh aluminum and had them. They were an

1202
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 6: attachment to a mace can, so you could mace people

1203
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 6: while punching them. I know that's sound that each episode

1204
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 6: has to have a little violence, and if you know,

1205
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 6: if it's just a story about me as a young person,

1206
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 6: then so be it. I'm gonna quit driving around David's

1207
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 6: neighborhood because we've been open about the fact that we

1208
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 6: didn't pick him up at Lax, So I realized, why

1209
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 6: waste gas?

1210
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I do. You'll need to ride around my neighborhood. Well, yeah,

1211
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 5: it's been nice to just get.

1212
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 6: Looking at for the reasons you can learn the goddamn cross.

1213
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 7: See Barlatino, which was that bar that was kind of

1214
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 7: on the side.

1215
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: Street there, It's called Barlatino.

1216
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 7: It was called Barlatino, and it literally was down. It

1217
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 7: looked like down, like a little alley. I've never seen

1218
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 7: it before.

1219
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 5: I wish that was a celebrity. Barlatino in the news

1220
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 5: today's name. Yeah, she's feisty. Yeah, Barlatino gets she mixes

1221
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 5: it up.

1222
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 7: She's she's a Victoria's Secret model. But then she's also

1223
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 7: an MMA fighters.

1224
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: Called yeah, yeah, mixed martial arts.

1225
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 5: You don't see a lot of cross disciplines like that.

1226
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 4: No, we should.

1227
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that.

1228
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 4: They make money.

1229
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: I think we need it.

1230
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 6: America is ready for a Victoria Secret model with just

1231
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 6: old English tattoo letters on.

1232
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: Her lower back.

1233
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a bruiser, yeah, swollen knuckles and a neck tat.

1234
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 5: Your next angel walking down the cat is also a

1235
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 5: competitive bass fisher.

1236
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: She's no angel. If you're a rainbow trout, give it

1237
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: up for bar Latino. Oh that's terrific.

1238
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 5: I wonder what images people have in their heads right

1239
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 5: now of bar Latino.

1240
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 4: I just thought of her as a calf roper.

1241
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely she she's gotta struck to her.

1242
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 4: She's a little shorter than the other angels.

1243
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, oddly pigeon toed, and people find it sexy.

1244
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, our attraction it's gonna come. That's a UFO Yeah, sure.

1245
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 5: Couldn't be more of a plane standard plane.

1246
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: So low. Oh that's a helicopter. You're all wrong. It's

1247
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: a cop copter.

1248
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 5: It is one of those cop copters. Get a lot

1249
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 5: of them here our old house on Stoner. You guys

1250
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 5: were all gone, and the cop copter shined the light

1251
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 5: into the yard and that happens, you know, it's going around.

1252
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 5: But then it left for about thirty seconds, came back

1253
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 5: light right in, like right on the back step, and

1254
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 5: I'm looking through a sliding glass door in the backyard,

1255
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 5: just kind of like, oh, that's weird. And it came

1256
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 5: back again three times to the point where I was like,

1257
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 5: oh shit, there's someone in our yard, Like they are

1258
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 5: convinced that that's where the person is.

1259
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 6: I wasn't home because no, I was a protector of

1260
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 6: the house.

1261
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 5: Oh I know, I immediately. Yeah, and the mace, I

1262
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 5: mean I I that's all I was thinking about. Where's Chris,

1263
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 5: where's my protector?

1264
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: Not to mention this baby, remember this. It seems to

1265
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: be in the closet.

1266
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's teeth, do some stuff. Yeah, don't get in

1267
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 6: our backyard.

1268
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 5: Helicopter, Chris, just a helicopter.

1269
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 4: It's a felony.

1270
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: I'll fling this up charge you coppers. Ain't taking me alive.

1271
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: I'll toss it in your propellers. And then what did

1272
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: you ever see a shadowy?

1273
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 5: I panicked. I thought that the person had nothing to lose.

1274
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 5: At that point, they're gonna dive through the glass, take

1275
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 5: me hostage, and go down swinging. I was like, well

1276
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 5: that's what I would do. I mean, this person, if

1277
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 5: they're even remotely reasonable, will kill me.

1278
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1279
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,919
Speaker 5: So I just left and went back to my room.

1280
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 5: So you're gonna have to work for it. If you're

1281
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 5: gonna come.

1282
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: Get me, you have to pry me out of my

1283
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: bed spirit to work.

1284
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 4: For it by opening another door.

1285
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, one other door, no lock, minimum robe on the back,

1286
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, the real tough. So that hallway is

1287
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 5: up to nine feet long.

1288
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 6: Good luck getting at me. There's a laundry basket with pissed,

1289
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 6: riddled towels.

1290
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: Then you'll trip over.

1291
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 4: You're gonna slip and catch it. Nope, it's worth it

1292
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 4: for you.

1293
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we did it.

1294
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: I did it. The cat did it for our protection.

1295
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: Maybe if I just leave these uh, these puddles of.

1296
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 6: You'urineum burglar will slip in it and I can save

1297
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 6: my human friends that I love.

1298
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 5: He was a noble yeah animal, you know when the

1299
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 5: sellout native a Mayorrican guides the you know U s

1300
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 5: troops to his U tribe. Yeah, all those guys.

1301
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: She was basically enslaved.

1302
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 6: Not according to any old classic animation I've seen. She

1303
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 6: did it willingly, and there was a little love between

1304
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 6: her and Merriweather.

1305
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 5: She made a handsome prophet.

1306
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of sail.

1307
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 4: She had such nice outfits after that.

1308
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's tracking down. That cat's poop was the

1309
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 5: closest I'll ever get to being like a tracker. Yeah,

1310
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 5: that's sort of like they went this way.

1311
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 6: You know, he's taking knee and put his finger in

1312
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 6: it and hold it up to.

1313
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: The air and then lick it a little. Yep, this

1314
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: happened today.

1315
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 5: This is yeah, yeah, this is no more than two

1316
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 5: days ago their own foot.

1317
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: Uh that's great. Well God rested, Well, thank you. It

1318
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: was a It was a he was a decent cat.

1319
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a nice SELLA.

1320
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 6: Well, we podcasted for a while because I thought you

1321
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 6: were right around the corner.

1322
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well you guys are ready to wrap her

1323
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 5: up and color a night.

1324
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 6: Well, unless you have any closing statements there, maybe some announcement,

1325
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 6: what do you have coming up?

1326
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 5: I'm going so this the kickstarter is I do have?

1327
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 5: I didn't mention that. Actually, Like that's what I'm doing

1328
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 5: for the animation thing, is raising the money through human

1329
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 5: beings contributing to the Internet. Sure, and then so that

1330
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 5: goes until the end of September, and then the material itself.

1331
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,439
Speaker 5: I'm like the actual show, we have to like get

1332
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 5: this specific software to run it and basically work like

1333
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 5: a VJ. So you like move the animation clips into

1334
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,439
Speaker 5: a timeline in rhythm with like how the jokes are going,

1335
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 5: and so I'm gonna be practicing that at the Improv

1336
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 5: in LA on November eighth. Oh cool, yeah, yeah, that'd

1337
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 5: be pretty fun. I'm doing it at the Neon Venus

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Speaker 5: in LA on October twenty fourth.

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Speaker 1: Wait, am I doing one of those shows? I think so?

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01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: I think I am doing on those shows.

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01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, I'm going at first for the.

1342
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Speaker 6: First time ever. Turned this might be the first time.

1343
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 6: And do you need a rite history where the engine

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01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 6: isn't running?

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01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 5: WHOA proud to be a part of it.

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01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 6: My car was jiggling though, in a in a fashion

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01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 6: that made me scared.

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01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 4: Ah.

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01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 5: Well, one thing about this bunch, we do scare pretty quickly.

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01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 4: It's easy to get scared.

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01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean no, Chris and I will. I guess

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01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 5: we haven't. Well, the cat scared you, yeah, and you

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01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 5: left the room. So yeah, I guess we all have

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01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 5: pretty minimal thresholds for toughness.

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01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: Do you feel thatiggling?

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01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 12: Yes?

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01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 5: Oh that's me.

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01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's that's your leg. You're in nerfs. Are

1359
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: you nervous?

1360
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 5: I'm trying to keep my blood pressure up.

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01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh yeah, I forgot. You have diabetes and gout.

1362
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 4: The King's disease. I completely felt it.

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01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 7: After all of our our car problems today, I was

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01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 7: just like, this is this car is literally going to

1365
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 7: like fall apart.

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01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: Were you thinking that you had that look on your face?

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01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: I saw it. Yeah, Oh that's funny.

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01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 4: I was like, this is over.

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01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: This is the Sorry. Sorry, David. So you're going to

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01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: run the show?

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01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:11,959
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 5: Those places and I'll be I'm gonna We're gonna shoot

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01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 5: it in Austin November fifteenth, and then prior to that,

1374
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 5: I'm doing a week of shows in October and New

1375
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 5: York at The Creek and the Cave the twenty seventh.

1376
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: When are you going to be in Austin?

1377
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 5: Austin's November fifteenth?

1378
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: I am going to be there also. Hey, I'm doing

1379
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: Velveta Room that night.

1380
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 5: No way, get the cat.

1381
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: That's great, isn't that crazy? Yeah?

1382
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 5: Yeah? Are you doing Friday as well?

1383
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: November fourteenth and fifteenth?

1384
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 5: Oh cool? All right, good, I'll be there, all right, Fanta,

1385
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 5: that's terrific.

1386
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's during my little Texas run. That's well, I'll

1387
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 6: see you in Texas.

1388
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 5: We'll see you in Texas.

1389
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: I'll see you before there's room.

1390
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 5: They're only like sixty seats in both, so there's not

1391
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 5: any reason to fight over which show to go see people.

1392
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, agree, I think I think it's a great opportunity

1393
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 7: for you guys to right now.

1394
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was going so well and we're friends.

1395
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 4: Listen, it's got to end big, exciting. Something's gotta happen.

1396
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 5: Chris, I'm nervous, has the mace knuckles, but I've got

1397
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 5: those little fingernail clips I've mentioned. I've got some prototypes.

1398
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 5: I'm not afraid to thrash you with my friend. Yeah. Yeah,

1399
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 5: my Carraten is locked in. I like that.

1400
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 6: When we think of fighting, we have to bring weapons,

1401
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 6: so it's not to break a nail.

1402
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 5: When I get to fight, I do not want to

1403
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 5: break my fingernails.

1404
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 6: That's the same reason I don't throw frisbee. Well, thanks

1405
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 6: for being on do Ureena? Do you need a ride?

1406
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: Do you reanied? Do you redenied?

1407
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 6: Don't be denying Rita but because you need her, don't

1408
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 6: be denying rita ride.

1409
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: Thanks for being on it. Don't deny.

1410
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 5: Oh, we didn't get into the whole thing about that

1411
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 5: that she's the mother of like all this New Girl

1412
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 5: comedy that's tongue in cheek and kind of slutty and irreverent.

1413
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 4: We didn't get.

1414
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 6: Where with the subliminal like because it's not good to

1415
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 6: do that in a Walmart, so I you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1416
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 6: oh sorry.

1417
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 7: Breeder Water is the one that would wear like a

1418
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 7: gown and be like my husband.

1419
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 4: Okay, she was like diamonds.

1420
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 5: I believe him if he wasn't so rich. Yeah, those

1421
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 5: sort of punchlines okay, and eighties dress, yeah all the time.

1422
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 5: Very Smiley big eyes. Yeah, she's great.

1423
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 6: Oh I don't like Smiley big eyes like in that

1424
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 6: Sound Garden video.

1425
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,520
Speaker 1: You know, I like that at all.

1426
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 5: I like smiley little squinty shifty eyes.

1427
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like my eyes.

1428
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 7: Shifty Smiley big Eyes was my favorite character on Bordwalk

1429
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 7: Empire last years.

1430
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: I never got into that. I never got into that.

1431
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: I should. It's never too late with the internet and

1432
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: all that what have you.

1433
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, word has that you were out hanging with Smiley

1434
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 5: big guys. That a true boss. Don't worry about it,

1435
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 5: not only even those Smiley.

1436
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 6: This has been Boardwalk Empire, the radio program.

1437
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 5: I was with bar Latino all night.

1438
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: Stay tuned next week for the Bar Latino episode and

1439
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: now little or Nanny.

1440
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm glad we grew up in an arab

1441
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 6: before entertainment was invented.

1442
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, it is deep. Karen. You're right to

1443
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 1: make that face. That's a lot of thought provoking shit tonight.

1444
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 4: I literally am like in.

1445
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 7: That mindset where if the door opened I would just

1446
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 7: fall backwards out of the car.

1447
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 6: Right now, Karen's had a long day, we were about

1448
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 6: to have. That would have been her third time at

1449
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:01,480
Speaker 6: L a X today.

1450
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 7: So let's wrap it up, all right, your dream guest, Yeah,

1451
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 7: you're a dream you, guys.

1452
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 5: This is a dream episode.

1453
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 1: It is. It was a good episode. It is, and

1454
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 1: it was. It lands right now and it will be

1455
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 1: when we're done.

1456
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 5: I'll second that had a lot of fun. Thanks for

1457
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 5: driving me around my neighborhood.

1458
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 1: Of course, of course. Sorry we didn't make it to

1459
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 1: the airport for a more traditional episode.

1460
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 6: But you've been terrific and you've been listening to do

1461
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 6: you read a husband?

1462
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 5: Day?

1463
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 1: Guys, I got it this time. You've been listening to

1464
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: give Rudner a knife.

1465
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 4: You want to way.

1466
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 2: Back either, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1467
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:58,680
Speaker 2: much baggage you time and turning on engage.

1468
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 3: Do you want to send you off inside? Do you

1469
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 3: want to welcome you back home?

1470
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 5: Tell us all about it.

1471
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 4: We scared her? Was it fine now?

1472
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 9: Porn?

1473
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1474
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1475
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:41,599
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

1476
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1477
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 5: Do you need

1478
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chriss