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Speaker 1: It's Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 1: I've got co host Nick Rutherford and the very funny

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Speaker 1: comedian Grace Freud. Not that Nick, it's not funny. They're

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Speaker 1: both funny. It's not a competition. And our guests who

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Speaker 1: have no idea what they're in for. Thanks to Rick Glasman.

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Speaker 1: This guy's on the verge of a heart attack, an

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Speaker 1: aneurysm and a stroke, comedic biodome. We's in the Jews,

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Speaker 1: all star Polly Shore and one of my favorite rappers,

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Speaker 1: Earl Sweatshirt. Thank you for not suing us into oblivion.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the show.

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Speaker 2: Come on Bombing Balming with Eric Anddre.

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Speaker 1: All Right, ladies, Venamen, welcome back to Bombing, the podcast

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Speaker 1: where I talk about bombing. Oh you know our co

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Speaker 1: host Nick Rutherford, very funny comedian, Yes, and a new

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Speaker 1: co Yeah. Also Rick and Morty alum. And what else

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Speaker 1: do you wrote on? Greg? Grace is written on every

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Speaker 1: They're goods Freud, everybody, Mary Foy.

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Speaker 3: Is that mama Typically penis is fucked up?

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Speaker 1: You gonna fucking slice and dice it?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna be with it?

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Speaker 1: What do you t You doing the laser? You doing

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Speaker 1: the knife?

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Speaker 3: So just mind. Insurance will just cover burning it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh today, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it once

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Speaker 1: we get our guests in here. Please welcome Earl Sweatshirt,

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Speaker 1: Holy sure, and Rick Lasm and everybody. All the guests

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Speaker 1: have to come in.

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Speaker 2: Come.

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Speaker 4: I think you guys booked an extra guest too much.

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Speaker 5: Well we didn't think you was Joe.

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Speaker 1: Well we didn't think you were Joe, and we know

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Speaker 1: it would be so critical of producing.

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Speaker 4: I want to make sure it's perfect. It's my first time.

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Speaker 1: Next we got the premise of the show more or less, squirrel,

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Speaker 1: that's the spirit.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be my best self.

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Speaker 1: No, no, they're not good. Negative, you're so good. You're

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Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable. So let's get it and get it

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Speaker 1: off your chest.

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Speaker 3: I just just too close. I hate this.

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Speaker 2: I hate.

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Speaker 1: Phobia.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just diffe.

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Speaker 4: You said you weren't going to go into that.

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Speaker 5: You want me to get out there?

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no no no no no no for himself.

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Speaker 1: Let the guy speak for himself. It's a homophobic thing,

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Speaker 1: or what.

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Speaker 3: I just only like girls.

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Speaker 1: I get that, you know, Blair.

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Speaker 3: Nick told me some secrets so you might be good.

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Speaker 3: The secrets are yeah, used.

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Speaker 1: To more intense than Mark Maron. What's going on with you?

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Speaker 3: I am h I have a bit of ocd andy.

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Speaker 1: Some train it out.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: You want to do some poppers?

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Speaker 5: Do you get poppers?

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Speaker 1: This might help you. You want to come off? I

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Speaker 1: do some pop? Nick show him how it's done.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to show him.

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Speaker 1: How are you sober?

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Speaker 4: Am I sober right now?

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Speaker 1: No? I mean I just when you talk to Common

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Speaker 1: and J fifty fifty chance Eric from now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some of us are best friends. Have something in

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Speaker 3: your pop, that's.

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Speaker 1: All right, they'll let it out. It's not about me.

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Speaker 5: This is all this is redone with a.

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Speaker 6: I later like, I'm totally a I. I'm not a

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Speaker 6: real person. I'm just a generative.

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Speaker 1: You're burning graces dick off later.

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Speaker 3: Burning my dick off later.

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Speaker 1: You think the burn is the easiest way, how do

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Speaker 1: you do?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 1: Is like a crematorium, like it goes like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's like for me, it's three inches long

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Speaker 6: and I just slowly put it in a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Anesthesia.

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Speaker 6: Man, I don't need any I don't deserve it. I'm

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Speaker 6: not God's children. That's like some obey ship.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 6: I like that I think, and I think, what's how

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Speaker 6: are you doing here?

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Speaker 1: We go?

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Speaker 2: Rick?

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Speaker 1: Where are you from? Where are you from?

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Speaker 3: Writ Pelican Bay?

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Speaker 1: Where's that?

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Speaker 3: It's something from Cleveland, Ohio.

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Speaker 5: Just stay on the road, okay.

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Speaker 3: I love friendly crowd.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: We're from Cleveland.

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Speaker 1: And where'd you grow?

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Speaker 2: Where?

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Speaker 1: Where did you? Where'd you go to college?

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Speaker 3: Kent State University? There was a shooting? Not that funny,

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Speaker 3: there was a shooting there?

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Speaker 1: Okays, be right? What is going on with this guy?

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Speaker 1: Life of the party going on?

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Speaker 5: Is it because I'm sitting too close? Have you been

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Speaker 5: on public transportation ever?

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Speaker 3: I don't do that anymore?

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Speaker 2: So you're rich? No?

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Speaker 3: I walk by Okay, I walked here from from the valley.

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Is that true? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: Emotion is in a bad mood. It's a little bit

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Speaker 1: like and then what do you do for a living?

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Speaker 3: I just uh, I do stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: Can we see some of your.

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Get you're wrapped up?

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Speaker 5: You don't do you don't do crowd work or anything.

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Speaker 1: Let's do a little let's get a little taste. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Malee can put an ee G helmet on you

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Speaker 1: to test your brain waves.

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Speaker 3: I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to get it.

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Speaker 5: We can tell it, check it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell them to do the crowd.

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Speaker 1: Work with and you can do the crowd work with Grace.

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Speaker 1: I've never had a comedian. We're gonna put a headband

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Speaker 1: on you. How to mainly explain this to our guests.

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Speaker 1: If we could get mainly a microphone of some sort

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Speaker 1: of be a good idea.

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Speaker 7: So this is a muse headband. It reads your five

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Speaker 7: brain waves, your alpha delta FDA, and then we're going

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Speaker 7: to see what your zone is like. We are in

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Speaker 7: your zone. Are you stressed out?

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Speaker 3: I'm a little stressed out. I was great in the hallway.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anxiety? Yeah? Convulsive thought to.

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Speaker 3: Make sure yeah, this is on the front. Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you can do it. You can absolutely do it.

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Speaker 5: And then just make sure that Rick, how many how

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Speaker 5: many successful relationships have you been in?

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Speaker 3: Hey? What the fuck?

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Speaker 8: I'm just I'm in a situation where I'm a little uncomfortable.

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Speaker 8: I'm pushing through you do.

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Speaker 4: But I don't know, I don't know what the fuck's going.

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Speaker 4: I don't think i've ever met you before.

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Speaker 1: We've met several times.

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Speaker 4: That's what I met. We met several times, so no, but.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm not that memorable.

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Speaker 4: So so, and then I saw it was going to

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Speaker 4: be Rick, and I'm like, oh, Rick's my friend. And

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Speaker 4: then now it's all of this and I don't know

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Speaker 4: what to fucking do. Dude, you're having a hard time.

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Speaker 1: Rick's fucking about that. You know, Michael douglasn't falling down.

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Speaker 4: And this gentleman hasn't it. This gentleman hasn't said anything either.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what's going on?

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Speaker 9: He's been cushing from like frustration.

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Speaker 4: Oh so you're meant so you're quietly supporting.

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Speaker 10: I'm supporting so much. I like the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wider than a comic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so as far as volume. Yeah, so what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Can you you talk us through what? What?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Rick is going? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Right now, right now, to be touched right now, you're

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Speaker 7: you're mildly stressed. If we took the couch away, you'd

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Speaker 7: still be seating exactly as is.

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Speaker 4: You're in a bit of a blast.

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Speaker 7: There's a lot of judgment going on in those eyes.

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Speaker 4: I feel so.

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Speaker 5: Your deltas are about sixties.

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Speaker 3: I'm confused.

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Speaker 8: I understand you could see there's a lot of data

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Speaker 8: you could see, but the judgment that you're pretending to

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Speaker 8: see from this seems like your gamma.

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Speaker 7: So your your your gamma, it's a machine.

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Speaker 3: It's like, Oh, I don't feel I'm judging anything.

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Speaker 8: This is kind of this says no, no, no, it's fine. Wait,

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Speaker 8: it's just a bunch of colors.

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Speaker 3: It's all.

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Speaker 7: It's all weird science from here, and.

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Speaker 1: You want to talk us through it.

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Speaker 7: Yes, So you have your gamma, your delta, your alpha,

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Speaker 7: your beta, your gamma waves here, you're concentrating on what's

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Speaker 7: happening right now, present, your present. Yes, yeah, and then

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Speaker 7: your alpha alpha is your relaxation. So if you when

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Speaker 7: you feel relax your your alpha spikes.

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Speaker 5: Can you get your can you get them down?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Let's let me, let me get a let me what

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Speaker 8: if I somewhere different.

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Speaker 1: You want a cigarette?

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Speaker 7: There's something relaxing.

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Speaker 3: You want to buy my dick off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's mix it up. Sean will help male your mind?

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Speaker 1: If sean, yeah, of.

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Speaker 3: Course, then my alpha.

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Speaker 1: Now I work with just auras and calming people down

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Speaker 1: and just like getting them chilled, so.

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Speaker 8: Close, close your eyes, listen. I'm not much for negating

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Speaker 8: people's games. I just don't want too much physical interaction.

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Speaker 1: And you're fine, you're not doing that. We're not doing that.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Rick, I love your energy.

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Speaker 3: You two are both you guys should be calm. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so hey, buddy, go away from me.

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Speaker 8: I love what you do.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait ight, but is right here? Okay, nope, Rick,

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Speaker 1: a little further, let's not be rude. Don't tolerate rudeness

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Speaker 1: on this sune.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to prioritize my boundaries over the perception of

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Speaker 8: how I behave boundaries already. But there's nothing you could

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Speaker 8: do now. You could suck my dick and I'd be out.

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Speaker 8: So I'm done with you.

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Speaker 1: Rick, to show them away like your Mary Antoina is

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Speaker 1: it's coming.

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Speaker 3: She has she got a bad rap. No one checked

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Speaker 3: her out.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're bugs.

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Speaker 8: But I get it, and I love games, and you're

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Speaker 8: the man. It's just I'm not I'm not playing it.

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Speaker 1: Why? Why why are you? Why the hockey? Why the

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Speaker 1: hockey temper?

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Speaker 3: Could you explain what that means?

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Speaker 1: What's the worst gig you've ever had? You ever bomb?

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Speaker 8: You were there for all of them. He really didn't

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Speaker 8: set the room up for me. Well, I don't think

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Speaker 8: We could put them in amber alphas, talk on them.

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Speaker 5: Your storyteller?

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Speaker 3: Have you been here the whole time?

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Speaker 8: The most anxious I was was probably not knowing what

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one of the irachnoids.

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Speaker 3: Did somebody just wake up?

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Speaker 1: Somebody just like, we'll get to we'll get to I

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Speaker 4: I didn't know what the fuck I was getting into,

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Speaker 1: To this is it? There's nothing complex.

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Speaker 4: It's it's pretty just.

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Speaker 1: It's just bombing with Gondre. You just say there's a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of stuff going on here. There's a lot, there's

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Speaker 4: all there's seventy people over there, there's seventy I know

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Speaker 1: I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know there's gonna be a studio audience.

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Speaker 4: To do a wrap. I think we need to break

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Speaker 4: it up with a rap. Can you just throw something that.

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Speaker 1: Successful? Promise me I can't hurt.

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Speaker 3: There you go, This is good.

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Speaker 2: This is good.

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Speaker 1: I hope it never stops. You can na plug it.

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Speaker 3: There's help us get back on Polly.

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Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: What is the worst time that you ever did called

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Speaker 2: Ever?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What's the harshest gig you ever? And it can

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Speaker 1: be an acting gig. It doesn't have to be stand up,

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Speaker 4: There's a lot tell us here for a while.

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Speaker 1: Tell us, tell us, but tell us like one of them,

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Speaker 1: give us a highlight. Oh god, m give us like

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Speaker 1: a quick bottle at me?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I do I did?

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Speaker 1: I was it?

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Speaker 4: Gotham was it Gotham in New York?

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Speaker 1: First of all, what year did you start?

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Speaker 4: That doesn't stand up? In the late eighties?

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Speaker 1: Eighty nine?

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Speaker 4: Like eighty six, eighty seven?

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Speaker 3: Maybe the weasel baby maybe?

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Speaker 1: Ways, yeah, so we're talking forty years almost.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, almost for today?

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Speaker 6: Actually weaken? Yeah, got big hands? Can I have that

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Speaker 6: name from now on? Can I be the Weasel from now?

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Speaker 3: I don't mind being touched if it's with intentions that

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Speaker 1: What happened to you?

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Speaker 8: Well you should wait, you hear about it. I was

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Speaker 8: on stage in nineteen seven.

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Speaker 1: Good room, okay, Rick a little bit of a bad boy,

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Speaker 1: and we have a dominatrix. Whenever the guests are rude,

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Speaker 1: you have to be what O C D. This is

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Speaker 1: our local domb. She punishes bad boys. Some of the

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Speaker 3: You have great teeth.

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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: He's trying to be but he's trying to butter you up.

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Speaker 1: It was a retainer. You think we will get to

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Speaker 1: your story?

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Speaker 8: Well, would you like a little to.

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Speaker 5: No, he hasn't liked anything since he said, doesn't like.

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Speaker 1: A single thing.

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Speaker 3: I think he likes smile.

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Speaker 1: You like to be paddled or Paulie? Would you like

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Speaker 1: to be bad for.

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Speaker 5: You?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing later?

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Speaker 1: Just a little smack.

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Speaker 3: I'm just like tired, just like we're going to go

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Speaker 3: to Astros in a little bit. It will be better than.

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Speaker 5: I can say with okay confidence that we're not going

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Speaker 5: to air this episode, so we can.

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Speaker 4: All right, you can't leave us to bad girl? Where

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Speaker 4: are you going? Yah?

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Speaker 2: I understand?

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Speaker 8: Just paddle yeah, what's a little paddle between?

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Speaker 1: Have you been paddled before? Grace? I've really Are you

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Speaker 1: into b d S M Are you into being tied up?

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Speaker 1: Bonded s? Masochism? I kind of. I'm into this room,

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Speaker 1: write man, the only thing that works. I'm turned on.

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Speaker 1: I'm rock hard. There you go?

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Speaker 8: Are you parting?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you that's how you can tell it.

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Speaker 3: I shooted my pants yesterday for the first seven years.

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Speaker 1: There I go. That's what the podcast, What the podcast

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Speaker 1: is about?

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Speaker 3: Make sure I wasn't on stage.

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Speaker 1: This gentleman's angle?

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Speaker 5: What was it?

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Speaker 1: I was walking on towards great I just and humiliate,

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Speaker 1: humiliate you emotionally. Grace.

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Speaker 8: Wait a minute, you're only on the ground, so you

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Speaker 8: don't block my shot. I feel responsible for.

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Speaker 3: That poop story I coughed.

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Speaker 8: I just was walking my dog on a cough. I

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Speaker 8: didn't even think because normally you need some.

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Speaker 5: Anal training, honey, So you get that tightened up.

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Speaker 11: I can fix that.

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Speaker 1: You were drunk.

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Speaker 3: I don't drink, and I've been saying the same thing

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Speaker 3: for weeks.

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Speaker 1: How long have you.

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Speaker 3: Not sober? I'm just I just I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I have a maybe one drink every other month, like

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Speaker 8: pocade me, never done it?

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Speaker 10: Would you?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So what happened? You coughed, you're walking your dog,

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Speaker 1: you're smoking up, You're high as a kite.

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Speaker 5: You just did that.

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Speaker 1: You're complaining about everything.

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Speaker 5: It's a school day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you joy?

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Speaker 3: You m rich.

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Speaker 1: You're a neo baby.

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Speaker 3: I was after you're noon walking my dog. I wasn't high.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't drinking. You married, No, what'd you eat? Did

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Speaker 3: you pick up after yourself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: It didn't like hit the ground.

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Speaker 10: Just filled your pants?

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Speaker 8: The pants it saying the pants. I held it and

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Speaker 8: then I went. No, I shower right away, and I

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Speaker 1: No, you clean that, I would throw them out that

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Speaker 1: throw out?

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Speaker 5: Did you go directly in the washing machines? Did you

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Speaker 5: like that's funny?

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Speaker 1: Your pants, Baly, could.

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Speaker 5: You enjoy it or were you're like, fuck, I have?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was funny.

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Speaker 8: I was more relieved when I looked to see it

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Speaker 8: wasn't like going down my legs.

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Speaker 10: Was it during the northern lights?

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Speaker 1: Probably?

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Speaker 3: That is?

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Speaker 5: I was about to ask that question.

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Speaker 1: Valance questions.

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Speaker 5: Take the words out of my mouth.

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Speaker 3: A shitty pair of underwear?

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Speaker 1: And what happened all end?

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Speaker 11: You?

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Speaker 1: Just?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I have so many poop pants stories. This

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Speaker 3: was nothing to write.

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Speaker 1: You're single right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't single.

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Speaker 1: Congratulation you're seeing somebody else? No.

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Speaker 8: I was smiling because it seemed like that was a

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Speaker 8: smooth way of you trying to find out if I

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Speaker 8: was seeing anybody. I thought I didn't know that you

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Speaker 8: were going with you. I'm a single, I'm a single guy.

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Speaker 1: What was the last breakup?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I don't know how you would define it because we

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Speaker 1: What was that? What was the duration?

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Speaker 3: Two and a half years?

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Speaker 4: It's hot?

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Speaker 1: Did you can we look her up? Can we pull

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Speaker 1: her on her Instagram?

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Speaker 8: I don't like to talk about my personal life stuff. Sincerely,

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Speaker 8: you can keep this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we love talking about Nah? Was she an actress

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Speaker 1: or she was a model.

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Speaker 3: I don't like talking about this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bound a chef.

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Speaker 3: I'm a boundaries guys around her.

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Speaker 1: She's a model. Huh.

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Speaker 3: She was a tutor.

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Speaker 4: I've seen her before, she tutored other high school. She

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Speaker 8: I would prefer if we just stopped talking about my

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Speaker 8: personal life.

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Speaker 1: We women, Are you date black and Latino and Asian? Womyeah?

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Speaker 5: What's your problem with black people?

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Speaker 8: Statistically? They're mostly white?

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Speaker 1: But a single black woman I've.

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Speaker 3: Did a black Oh no, never a girlfriend, not yet.

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Speaker 5: That has a pretty quick answer.

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Speaker 3: Truth.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Charlie Kirk, I didn't know we were gonna.

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Speaker 5: Podcast just hit a turning point?

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Speaker 1: Will you will you know? I know you're actually smoking

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Speaker 1: hot smoke shop? Which one the one?

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Speaker 5: The last one?

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Speaker 1: Will you? Will you guarantee this podcast that you will

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Speaker 1: attempt to date a black woman going forward?

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Speaker 3: Attempt to date? I've already attempted to date.

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Speaker 1: But let's fucking take get into the relationship.

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Speaker 8: You're saying you want me to guarantee that my next

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Speaker 1: I can't guarantee me skin the podcast.

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Speaker 5: That's what it's about.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's not about trying, it's about following that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do it.

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Speaker 3: Look at that.

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Speaker 2: With Aridre with Aridre Pollie.

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Speaker 1: What's the worst gig you ever had?

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Speaker 3: This gig?

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Speaker 4: No, this kidding, I'm just kidding. That was Paulie.

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Speaker 1: Just tell us a bombing story, like just a fucking

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Speaker 1: rough night at the store.

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Speaker 4: I saw you last night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a rough yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: And then it was just it's tough, right, how long

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Speaker 4: you've been doing stand up?

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Speaker 1: Twenty two years?

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Speaker 4: Twenty two years?

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Speaker 1: But I also was trying a bunch of new material

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Speaker 1: and it was not going well. But that's R and D.

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Speaker 1: You need to R and D to get to the good.

464
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Speaker 1: You gotta go through a lot of fucking shanks. Yeah,

465
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,560
Speaker 1: sewer slash redemption.

466
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, okay, tell us about a bad gig, Yeah,

467
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,119
Speaker 4: I had. I was in New York City. It was

468
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 4: several years ago, what year, probably late nineties and years ago,

469
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 4: several years. Yeah, that's a long time ago. You kept

470
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,080
Speaker 4: put on your glasses nine eleven yeah, pre COVID and

471
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,720
Speaker 4: uh covid. Yeah, and there is a lot of homo side.

472
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot of homosexual.

473
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,199
Speaker 4: Homosexuals in the audience, and I kept like, kind of

474
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,120
Speaker 4: like last night, how you kind of kept digging into

475
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,440
Speaker 4: the hall. You know, you just gonna kept.

476
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 1: Well when the material is not working, you got a

477
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 1: lot on contact with them. You kind of I go,

478
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,879
Speaker 1: what do you want?

479
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,679
Speaker 4: My got bood? I almost got booed? Is the New

480
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 4: York food?

481
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Speaker 3: Isn't that when you get into a relationship. Rick?

482
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 4: They just did seventeen minutes of you on this fucking podcast. Yeah,

483
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 4: and you were.

484
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 1: You were the trench Mafia the entire time, moving on

485
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,440
Speaker 1: over everything.

486
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 4: You've taken all the oxygen the room them. You didn't

487
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 4: even let the gentleman rap and he just smoked weed

488
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 4: and he was wanting to throw down some ship and

489
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 4: it was all about you and your fucking girls.

490
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 8: I'll take responsibility for my part. I have my blind spots,

491
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 8: but this energy is fucking miserable.

492
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I think I know who the Yeah it's

493
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 4: because you said you want any black chicks.

494
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 1: Dude, you won't name black chicks.

495
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 8: It is not true. And you know that's not true. Okay,

496
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 8: And now you're doing what you said. You just materials

497
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 8: not working and you're digging in you're making eye contact,

498
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 8: and you're making strong choices to be a villain.

499
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 1: The villain, the guy won't date the black chicks. I'm

500
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,719
Speaker 1: the villain. Okay, all right, David Miller.

501
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 4: I also did this this movie years ago called the

502
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Speaker 4: Bogus Witch Project.

503
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: Okay. It was a blair.

504
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 4: It was like the best of their videos. It's like

505
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 4: when YouTube first hit and then there was all the

506
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 4: you know, the spoofs.

507
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,959
Speaker 1: Is this related to the homosexual bombing?

508
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 4: No, but it probably should have been.

509
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: Okay, tell us, tell us the I'm gonna yeah.

510
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,919
Speaker 4: So, uh so they Trymark paid me a lot of

511
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 4: money for one day. Remember Trimark Pictures.

512
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 1: It was a lot of course, yeah, course, yeah, okay,

513
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 1: remember them.

514
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, And they paid me one one sum on money

515
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 4: for one day to host the best of Bogus Switch

516
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 4: Project shorts.

517
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 1: And so it was like an award show or what

518
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: was it a clip show? Clip show? Yeah, clip show

519
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: movie and an audience or you're filming in a studio.

520
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 4: No, it was filming in a studio. Yeah, but it was.

521
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 4: So then I finished, there was no lunchtime, and the

522
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 4: president of the production or the studio, excuse me. We

523
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 4: went into my car and we were sitting there talking.

524
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 4: I was seeing a sandwich and he gets out of

525
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 4: the car and a vial of cocaine drops out of

526
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 4: my car. And I swear to God, I'm telling everyone

527
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 4: it wasn't my cocaine. If it was, I would have said,

528
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 4: oh ship. And it was someone else's coke. I don't

529
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 4: want to say the person, but she's a very famous

530
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 4: actress that was in my in my car because she

531
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 4: got a friend of mine and I fell and I

532
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 4: blamed her for it, and he's like, yeah, okay, man, sure,

533
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 4: So that was like a bomb. And then the actual

534
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 4: movie came out and it was just really it was tough.

535
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 4: But he's probably an actor.

536
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: Or a comedian with cocaine on them. Why is that

537
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: a bomb? I mean that's a norm, don't you think.

538
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 4: Not if you're working for a studio.

539
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what about Robert Evans? The guy did more cocaine.

540
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 4: Than Yeah, he did a lot of run things. But

541
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 4: I don't know I was you know, I'm not a

542
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 4: big I was never a big cocuy me.

543
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 1: Neither doesn't I don't. I have a Jewish nose and

544
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: I have a lot of muse and X.

545
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 4: But I felt like very awkward. It was like a bomb.

546
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: You know what was the bomb with the where you

547
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 1: did the gay show?

548
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 4: Oh that was in the that was Gotham in New York.

549
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: What happened?

550
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 4: They didn't know who I was. I came out and

551
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 4: my ship just wasn't working. And then it just got

552
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 4: worse and worse and worse. And then finally it was

553
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 4: just like when I said I'm leaving. They were clapping,

554
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 4: but not clapping because I did good. They're clapping because

555
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 4: I was getting on. They're like, oh, get this guy off.

556
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 4: Did you that was pretty bad?

557
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: I did the show? You were cried after the show.

558
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 4: No, I just sweated and it was fucked up and

559
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 4: it was uncomfortable.

560
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: Punched the wall after the show, you know, have.

561
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 5: You real like quit comedy? You're like, I'm never doing this.

562
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: No, Greg Giralda, I remember punched the wall and was

563
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 1: off and my soft top and there's just that's so

564
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 1: and he was struggling with the audience. It just wasn't

565
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: his night.

566
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 4: And it's also like New York for me is is difficult,

567
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, because you're so used to

568
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 4: the store. Wow, It's just America is not New York,

569
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 4: New York. The audience is just it's very I was

570
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 4: even who was I talking to? I was talking to

571
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 4: Neil Brennan about that. Who's just spend a lot of

572
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 4: time in New York, New York. It's difficult. You just

573
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 4: had to put a different head on when you go

574
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 4: on that stage.

575
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: And they're joked by joke. It doesn't matter if that

576
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: first joke you did crushed the second joke. It's a

577
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: reset button. You have to bring it every single joke

578
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: because they reset. They're like, we're not on your side.

579
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,719
Speaker 1: We're joke by joke and if you tell two duds

580
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: in a row, you gotta fucking you're digging.

581
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 3: A hold to check. Huh.

582
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: Like the Apollo, like the Apollo Apollo booth you right away?

583
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 4: I have not.

584
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: They have not done the Apollo. But the Apollo doesn't

585
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: really do like Sandman Ship anymore. It's kind of like

586
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: a museum.

587
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 3: At this point. But that my show on Tuesdays.

588
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: Yo, your dick comp is it?

589
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, But I I like, I like I'm at

590
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 4: this place in my my comedy stuff where I kind

591
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 4: of like when it's quiet, you know what I mean,

592
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 4: Like when I do something and it doesn't work, I'm like,

593
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 4: I kind of you get get, I get, I get.

594
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 4: You know, it's think getting. You ever see that show

595
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 4: Power Slap where that people are slapping each other. Yeah, yeah,

596
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 4: and it's some times they sometimes they hit him and

597
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 4: they fall and sometimes they hit him like come on.

598
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

599
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 4: I kind of like that.

600
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

601
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 4: When it's like when it doesn't get a laugh, I

602
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 4: kind of think it's fun.

603
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: Do you tour?

604
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 4: I do tour?

605
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

606
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 3: Do you hold on to your hair?

607
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 1: Your hair looks good?

608
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thanks, really good.

609
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: That's that's a big fore.

610
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 4: I'm going to Austin tomorrow. Jew right, Yeah, I'm going

611
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 4: to Yeah. Yeah you're Jewish? I am.

612
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

613
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: His mom is Mitzi short.

614
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mitzi yeah, Austin.

615
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: You know Susie Esmond's character and Curby enthusiasms. Yeah, my

616
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 1: mom looks like Howard Stern. My mom's a Jew from

617
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: Harlem and the Bronx. Wow, my dad's from Haiti. Boy,

618
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: your arm's tired, boy in, my arm's tired. You kind

619
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: of loosened up now.

620
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 4: So do you tour a lot?

621
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 3: I do?

622
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: But then I take big breaks and I get burnt

623
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: out on doing stand up and Yeah, No, I kind

624
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: of walked away from it during quarantine, and uh, I'm

625
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: trying to get back.

626
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 4: I love it.

627
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: It's instant gratification. It's the only thing that's instant gratification

628
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: before delayed gratification. But just so much goddamn work. You

629
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: get a fucking babbel babbo babbel and hang out so late,

630
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: and I have bet I have trouble.

631
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 4: Are you married with children and.

632
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: No saying little no kids getting into seconomy? So what

633
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: about you right here, right now, right here, right now,

634
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: a scorpion back in here. You burned your dig off.

635
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: I burned my vass defrons.

636
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: With Aricdre with Aricdre.

637
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: Earl, what's the worst gig you've ever fucking had where

638
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm I want to kill myself after this

639
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: after I get off stage. Yeah.

640
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 9: One, I was in Korea, okay, fall Korea, South Korea,

641
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 9: and I like smoked a bunch of weed before I

642
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 9: went on stage, which.

643
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 10: Is usually like not that big of a problem.

644
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've done it before, Yeah, but it seems unprofessional.

645
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: As a rapper. That seems unprofessional.

646
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 10: You want to break the ice though, like with a

647
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 10: Korean crowd. You know what I mean, You.

648
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 9: Need to like make eye contact and not maybe feel.

649
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 10: Like real weird.

650
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: Were they coming for you? Were they coming for you

651
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: or you part of a festival, or they were coming

652
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: from me? You were the headliner, the headliner?

653
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I smoked a bunch of weed and it

654
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 9: was like pretty chill. But there was like one black

655
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 9: dude that I guess was like stationed at like wherever.

656
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: And the army Army did bro was super chill.

657
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 9: It was like the guy, okay, he like at some

658
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 9: point during like I could have gotten away with it

659
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 9: if it wasn't for this dude in the middle of

660
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 9: the show being like, you're high as fuck.

661
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: Thee dude was like, you're higher. He was saying that

662
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: some songs.

663
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 10: It was some awkward dude that's on stage is really high, silent.

664
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: He was on stage, and it was like me, why

665
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: don't they black guys.

666
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 4: Scared the Korea.

667
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 10: I don't think I brought it. I think.

668
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 9: Someone someone I don't know. I got smoked out whatever,

669
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 9: I got high, and.

670
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: Then I was high. But you thought at first you're

671
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: doing fine. But it was the black dude in the

672
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: audience that.

673
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 10: Got up that's what I'm saying.

674
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: It was fine calling it out like so loud you

675
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: could hear him from the audience dead.

676
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 10: It was between songs. It was ridiculous. It was like

677
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 10: so hilarious.

678
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: Did you say anything bad? Did you clap back?

679
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 3: Oh? My god?

680
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 9: If I did, it was like it fell flat on

681
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 9: his face. And I was also super high.

682
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: In Korea language.

683
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 9: They're like, yeah, that's good, though it was.

684
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: It was He's like he's like an army guy, right,

685
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: uncle Tom to throw the only other black under the bar.

686
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 10: It was like, yeah, I'm high. These people don't understand.

687
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: Anything that I'm saying.

688
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: Is that a problem though?

689
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: Like, no, it's usually fine issue. Do you record high

690
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: or some of your albums? You're high?

691
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 10: I spoke a lot of weed.

692
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

693
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 5: And where are you running from? Where are you running from?

694
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 10: What am I running from?

695
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 5: What are you trying to avoid?

696
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 10: Like mild discomfort.

697
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 3: Name for an album? Yeah?

698
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: And you're fucking your dad is nuts, right, your family's crazy?

699
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

700
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: So you you you're the chill one, You're the black Sheep.

701
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: You're the chill one amongst crazy brothers.

702
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 10: And ship I guess, but I'm still still.

703
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: Got that dog. And you you still got the crazy

704
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: but so you're smoking to the guy's calling you out

705
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: at the most silent moments of the thing, and what

706
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: do you and then you just crumble.

707
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 10: I crumbled.

708
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: That sucks in front of like what was the capacity

709
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: two thousands eater.

710
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 10: Probably, but there was like one hundred and twelve people there.

711
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. It was like, what is the doctor doing in

712
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 4: the house? What's going on with the doctor?

713
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: The doctor can come out and do his thing, Yeah,

714
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: check out like he does, like he wants to do

715
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: a checking you know the doctor? All right, Polly, yeah, yeah, yeah,

716
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Nick you move out, Nick, you move out, Polly,

717
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: will you hold on that? Polly, come on in. You

718
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: gotta be on camera.

719
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 4: Do you sit sit next to sit next to the.

720
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: Now doc. That's good. We don't have the healthiest guests today.

721
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: We were wondering if you could check their vitals. Well, sure,

722
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: can you can you call?

723
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: Let me?

724
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 10: Can you call?

725
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

726
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah and touch.

727
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 9: It was like beforehand, I'm Polly, you really know me

728
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 9: for being No wait, come on, you have to go

729
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 9: where you were good.

730
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 6: I wrote jokes for Polly for if when he bombs,

731
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 6: I'm coming.

732
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 8: To How you knew about my podcast. Of course, take

733
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 8: your shoes off? What's it called take your shoes off?

734
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 8: I thought that's why you were doing that.

735
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, this right now flatters what doc.

736
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: I have just one more question for ear. Then we'll

737
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: get to the medical you know, we'll get to the

738
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: medical analysis, because I know we got a hard out.

739
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 9: So it was his second second second story.

740
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 10: I was playing the show in Detroit with a guy.

741
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 5: If you're high for this one too, I'm going to

742
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 5: walk out.

743
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 10: This It wasn't This one wasn't on me. This is

744
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 10: on my friend.

745
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 9: I was playing a festival, like an electronic music festival

746
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 9: that was like one of the only rap It.

747
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: Was a bit of a clash culture clash.

748
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 9: Right, So already I want to like show out because

749
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 9: you know what I mean, I'm not it's not my like.

750
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 10: Exactly.

751
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 9: My friend who I'm playing it with really talented do

752
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 9: really talented producer. He's like, hey, alchemist, No another guy.

753
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 10: He's like, he's like, yo, I don't. I don't rehearse.

754
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 2: We don't rehearse.

755
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 3: I'm like, it.

756
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 10: Would be really cool if we could.

757
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: Rehearse, and then yeah, it would help.

758
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 10: It's not what's happening.

759
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 9: So we go out there and it was just like

760
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 9: there's no way to describe it.

761
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 10: It was a ship show.

762
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 9: It like it just got worse and I watched, like

763
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 9: the crowd dwindled, like I watched it go from like

764
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 9: an I don't know if you've ever seen that a

765
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 9: crowd go from like a lot to like the ten

766
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 9: fools who are like, it's.

767
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 11: Was it?

768
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,959
Speaker 1: You were just doing your regular set though it wasn't

769
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: you were doing anything wrong, right.

770
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 3: It was just bomb.

771
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 10: It was a full blown bomb like it was.

772
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: It was just wanted to know you were rabbing, no,

773
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: but Road.

774
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 10: Didn't rehearse anything so that we didn't.

775
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 9: It was like very clear that we didn't know like

776
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 9: what was going on on the stage.

777
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 10: So people were just like.

778
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you slowly walk the crowd. That's a heartbreak.

779
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 3: I bombed on the jumbo tron ones. That was like.

780
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: What happened.

781
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 6: It was a fundraiser for like breast cancer or something,

782
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 6: and it was at college and in the hockey stadium.

783
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 6: People were walking around for twenty four hours and they

784
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 6: had the comedy club do comedy for two hours of

785
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 6: the twenty four hours, and I was at the end

786
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 6: and I told jokes about my friend who died from

787
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 6: cancer and everyone just got.

788
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 3: Up and left.

789
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 6: But I was like angry at him because I gave

790
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 6: him my Smallville DVDs and when he died, his parents

791
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 6: kept it and I thought that was funny, but no

792
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 6: one else was.

793
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 3: Really fun.

794
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: Gut urinate.

795
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 10: I don't want it.

796
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: We want to We want you to guess who's.

797
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: On the other side.

798
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 3: I'm having a good time episode.

799
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 10: Why is there condensation?

800
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 3: They's been a nice.

801
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: Totally accurate on Yes, what's happening. You have to guess.

802
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm confident based on how much there is that

803
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 8: it's probably something that I can drink.

804
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't even drink it if it was water.

805
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: We're not asking to drink it. Drink you're on board.

806
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: Hold on, the doctor's gonna check your vitals. Can you

807
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: check his pulse?

808
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 8: Just on the wrist.

809
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: Come on, just please.

810
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 3: Want to I don't want him to touch just the doc.

811
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 8: Can you parking because it was valet, just that I

812
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 8: didn't want somebody to drive my car wrists.

813
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: I'm not going.

814
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 4: Let's call it my finger.

815
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: We'll do the brain the brain tests.

816
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 3: There's a little twitch there. I want to just see.

817
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: And you can come back in because you've got one

818
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: more thing. Circle. What is this floor? You know the

819
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: pis is cold.

820
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 3: And that's what you could do? Check his chest?

821
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I think you would.

822
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 3: He seems a little anxious.

823
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: I think he is lower his anxiety. Check his shouts,

824
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: you do Ki?

825
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: Nick?

826
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: Get up?

827
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 3: Nick?

828
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: Get up so they can go to the premiere.

829
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 8: Child Racus, can you get it?

830
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: Get up?

831
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 6: You got to you gonna?

832
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 3: He gets up?

833
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: I get you, got it? I will here.

834
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 9: You gotta get.

835
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: Up.

836
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 3: I get up.

837
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to go on the.

838
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 8: Let you know, I didn't write a cute story about

839
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 8: bombing on stage.

840
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: You can't tell okay.

841
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 8: We didn't talk about the story that.

842
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: He's respectful. Let me let me be all right, So

843
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 1: tell him the podcast. But you can touch him.

844
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 8: You can touch it, dude. I am a fan, really

845
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 8: and I get it. I get all of it, and

846
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 8: I really appreciate it. I just you know, my bow

847
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 8: are more important to me then.

848
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: But you're it's a homophobic thing, and I think you

849
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: need to push past that because if it was a

850
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: beautiful woman, if Sophia Bergara was here, you'd be complaining

851
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: about it.

852
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: I wouldn't I have the exact same penis, you'd be fine.

853
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: So when you dated the woman that you previously dated,

854
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: the supermodel, you said, I don't like to be touched.

855
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: Give me a fucking break.

856
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 8: This is not an intimate, unfair relation for me.

857
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 4: Enough.

858
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this guy not wide enough?

859
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 3: You has something on your shoulders? Oh yeah, got it?

860
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: Okay, So tell us about your bombing story because we

861
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: got to wrap it up.

862
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you well, and.

863
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 5: That's the time we have to thank you guys.

864
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you got a bombing story.

865
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: I don't.

866
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, i'll tell it because it's a theme

867
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 8: of thing. But I think everything that has happened, I

868
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 8: don't think that this story is a climax.

869
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 3: I think this is this is.

870
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: So good.

871
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 4: Rag rig great, rig Rick.

872
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 3: It was several years ago. It was in the forties.

873
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 3: You weren't.

874
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 8: You don't get it, and I was just starting to

875
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 8: do stand up. Oh yeah, and I booked it. I

876
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 8: put put a show together. Was when I first moved

877
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 8: to Los Angeles. I mean, your face is bored.

878
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, I've been so locked in. I've

879
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: been producing a podcast.

880
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 3: I'll tell you next time.

881
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 2: I'm on.

882
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 8: Actually normal story.

883
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: So tell us your bombing story so we can go home.

884
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you.

885
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 8: I don't feel it. Yeah, it's just it's gonna be

886
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 8: three This's a three minute story. That's not worth it.

887
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 8: You just started started doing stand up. I moved to

888
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 8: Los Angeles. I was waiting tables at a steak restaurant

889
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 8: and I invited everybody I knew to come to the

890
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 8: show because this is a important you think, to fill

891
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 8: the audience. And there was a sound check, and during

892
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 8: the sound check, they I asked where they have the light.

893
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 8: It wasn't a venue that was meant for comedy. They

894
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 8: didn't have anybody running a light that had something.

895
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: That wasn't set up for a comedic. No, the odds

896
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: were stacked against you.

897
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 8: I mean, looking back now, I still think it would

898
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 8: have been okay if I knew how to do comedy

899
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 8: a little bit better. But the only thing they had

900
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 8: on stage instead of a light, they said, they have

901
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 8: a bubble machine and I we gotta get so. Then

902
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 8: the person who I had booked to headline the show

903
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 8: told me last minute they were unable to do it.

904
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 8: I was getting really nervous, like what I can't headline

905
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 8: this show, and I found somebody kind of last minute.

906
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 8: I was already nervous with all of this, and when

907
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 8: I was on stage, the people that I worked with

908
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 8: were pretty close, and one of the waiters brought a

909
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 8: friend of his that was heckling me in a way

910
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 8: that I just didn't have the tools to deal with it.

911
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: Friend.

912
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if he knew he was I don't.

913
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 3: I don't.

914
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 8: I don't remember what he was saying. I just remember

915
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 8: the feeling that I.

916
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: Was like, like, he thinks he's funnier, aggressively like I'm

917
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 1: gonna first.

918
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 3: The first one was so he.

919
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: Thinks he's joking, like I'm funny too.

920
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 8: Helping you, Yeah, and the timing of which just didn't

921
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 8: help me. I didn't again, I have the tools for this.

922
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 8: And right before a punchline he said something I then.

923
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: Were you the only comic?

924
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 8: There were three?

925
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: There was?

926
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 8: I had somebody go up first, then I went up,

927
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 8: and then the headliner went up.

928
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: Okay, are you on a stage or you just a stage?

929
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: So there's some things that are conducive to like this

930
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: is a show.

931
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 8: It was just there's lighting.

932
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 3: Okay, they did have the light. There was a bubble machine.

933
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 3: They had a bubble machine.

934
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 8: So the first punchline he had yelled something that threw

935
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 8: me off. And also the audience didn't hear the punchline,

936
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 8: which was necessary to understand the next one.

937
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of the punchline.

938
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: That's also a setup. And he stepped on both a

939
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: punchline and you checked for it.

940
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 8: So I'm like, yeah, so I didn't. I just like

941
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 8: kept going, knowing, well, I'm not present at all. My

942
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 8: alphas were very low or high, depending on whatever the

943
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 8: game is.

944
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 5: It's all made.

945
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 3: And it's orange.

946
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 8: I know that this isn't gonna work, but I'm trying

947
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 8: to truck through my set. And then I do, and

948
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 8: I say the punchline that I don't even know if

949
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 8: it would have worked, but it definitely doesn't.

950
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 5: Now let's see if it works.

951
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, shut up.

952
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 8: When the finish the story, it was one of it

953
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 8: was I don't know if there's any other time I've

954
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 8: ever like sweating from nerves, not from hot just like

955
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 8: I was, like, I was so nervous, even knowing this

956
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 8: punch is not gonna work, and I did it. People

957
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 8: didn't know that that was the That was the end

958
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,439
Speaker 8: of my set and that was the end of my set.

959
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 8: I didn't know how to tell him, so I just

960
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 8: said bubble me, thinking it would get a laugh because

961
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 8: of the bubble machine. Nobody knew that there was even

962
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 8: a bubble machine. And uh oh, yeah, going, I've bombed

963
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 8: many times, and the feeling is what it is.

964
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 3: I've had good sets.

965
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 8: The feeling is what it is. I feel like good

966
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 8: sets and bad sets have the same thing in common

967
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 8: that two hours later, you don't feel it anymore.

968
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know if that's true. There's some

969
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: bombs that haunt me to this day that are like

970
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 1: ten years old.

971
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 8: That you're that you still feel.

972
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: What a shame of Yeah, just like if I had

973
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: a time machine kind of feeling.

974
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 3: I would love to talk about it on my podcast

975
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 3: sometimes taking.

976
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: Check your DMS, what's the name of your what's the

977
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: name of your podcast?

978
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 3: Take your shoes off?

979
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 8: It really is, Yeah, I would invite you give it

980
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 8: over there.

981
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: No, it's nothing bad.

982
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: Buddy, buddy, listen to me.

983
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: Listen.

984
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 8: There's nothing you could possibly do that. I'm gonna be

985
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 8: okay with Rick the story. Rick, I appreciate that already,

986
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 8: but I do not feel safe with you. I don't

987
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 8: feel safe.

988
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: I can't tell if you're doing bit or not.

989
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 8: I'm telling you I'm not. But listen, I don't feel

990
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 8: saying I understand you to leave alone right now, where

991
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 8: where you are, right now. If you come any closer,

992
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 8: I'll lie, I'll lose my fuck is with the p

993
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 8: is it p I.

994
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 3: I don't like being on screen with somebody else with

995
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 3: a mustag.

996
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: I actually work with people with and like if you

997
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 1: want at a separate time.

998
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 8: Because I appreciate emerging therapy happens before that. No, no,

999
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 8: I follow you, but but I genuinely do care about.

1000
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: You, and I'm and I'm not trying to like I

1001
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 3: can appreciate that.

1002
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 1: See, I don't I want to see how you can

1003
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: come up with a spider on the show.

1004
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 8: Spiders are hand, but there's there's These things are actually

1005
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 8: really beautiful, and there's a part of us sometimes that

1006
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 8: is scared of things that either we don't understand, we

1007
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 8: have a bad experience. I do think it's beautiful, and

1008
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 8: it's not just the spider that's creeping me out. It's

1009
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 8: also well, it's it's the intention of what's gonna happen

1010
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 8: with that spider if this was a controlled environment that

1011
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 8: I trusted, I would maybe be interested in touching. Buddy,

1012
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 8: there's a guy with a dick next to me who's

1013
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 8: not I appreciate. I appreciate that we were born I believe.

1014
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: Excuse me, we're born naked. We shower naked.

1015
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 3: It's nothing wrong with naked.

1016
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being.

1017
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 8: Naked, and a consent to it.

1018
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: That I think is this is the hardest the whole.

1019
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: Time right now. Yes, but we're not talking about body

1020
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: autonomy here. We're not talking about Roe v Wade. We're

1021
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: talking I appreciate it spiders. I don't appreciate it.

1022
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 8: It's not specifically the spider. It's what's gonna happen with this,

1023
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 8: what's gonna happen?

1024
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1025
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: You got a wild show, my friend.

1026
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: You put the spider on your leg, off it doesn't

1027
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 1: do anything like that much.

1028
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 3: I'm with them with you, Well, I am about a crophobia.

1029
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 8: If you're saying this much doesn't mean anything, then I

1030
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 8: feel you wouldn't be sitting on the chair naked.

1031
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, so I'm doing this for the ultra violet.

1032
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: What would happen if the spider and the roaches on you.

1033
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 3: What would happen?

1034
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 8: Honestly, I think by the end of the day I

1035
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 8: would be in the same place I am. Anyway, I

1036
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 8: think I would be okay. I just don't want to

1037
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 8: raise my cortosol levels that.

1038
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,439
Speaker 1: What would happen? Would you lash out?

1039
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 3: No? Lash out like hit somebody? Yeah, I don't. I

1040
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 3: mean it depends if I'm a stop and they won't.

1041
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: So you're willing.

1042
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 8: If somebody if somebody is getting in my space and

1043
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 8: will my words don't work, I'm.

1044
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: You're willing to result of violence? Yes, A jab or across, Oh.

1045
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 8: Jab is the fastest way to handle. I'm not looking

1046
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 8: to hurt somebody. I'm looking to get them away. So

1047
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 8: a jab you.

1048
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: Really take any it's violence, bro Yeah, I talk.

1049
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 8: It's been a little bit since I've been in fights,

1050
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 8: but I'm not afraid of them.

1051
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 4: Rick, Rick correct.

1052
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: There's a lot of darkness, Brock.

1053
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 8: We got to fix you.

1054
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: There's a lot of darkness. And are you even going

1055
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: to finish your story because we got to go. We

1056
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: got a herd with the bubble machine and had the

1057
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: bubble machine.

1058
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 3: That's that's the end of the story.

1059
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 8: I was just saying that the feeling that I that

1060
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 8: the most I can connect to of you saying like

1061
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 8: I think about this later. Normally I don't think. I

1062
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 8: mean I think about it. I try to learn from it.

1063
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 8: But I was really affected by that because having to

1064
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 8: go to work, having to go to work the next

1065
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 8: day for the next, the next, like few days, and

1066
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 8: everyone was very nice. It's a lot easier if someone says, Dude,

1067
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 8: that was rough, that sucked, that was fun.

1068
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 3: Thanks for inviting me.

1069
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, your co workers, Yeah, you were witting tables. Yeah,

1070
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 8: five service from the restaurant I was. And also the

1071
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 8: guy brought up the friend was like, dude, we had

1072
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 8: so much fun. Thank you, And like I couldn't tell

1073
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 8: how much of this was my responsibility because it was

1074
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 8: I bombed not but I was like, dude, acknowledge that

1075
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 8: your friend was a cunt.

1076
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 5: Did the friend come up to you afterwards and be

1077
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 5: like that was great?

1078
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's very drunk. I very much. I'm very unattracted

1079
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 8: to drunk.

1080
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 3: I've been the.

1081
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: Anger and the violence. Do you think that comes from

1082
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: like an anxiety.

1083
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 8: Or I don't myself a very angry, violent person. I

1084
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 8: just consider myself somebody who is not afraid to use

1085
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 8: that as as a as a defense.

1086
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 5: Well with a lot of the readings from the headband,

1087
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 5: we're anger and violence.

1088
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 3: What colors were those?

1089
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 10: Orange, dude?

1090
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 3: Orange?

1091
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: Red?

1092
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, blue or orange and red.

1093
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're all pulling for you.

1094
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 3: We're trying to make you you.

1095
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably brought you here.

1096
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 3: We care about you. Yeah, it's a lot of you.

1097
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 3: Watch three times during that story, I.

1098
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,760
Speaker 1: Was texting my producers.

1099
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 3: Certainly don't want to check to watch.

1100
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: Because we have a heart one minute, we have a

1101
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: heart out.

1102
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 5: We have a heart out.

1103
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 3: That's the name of the show. Get hard before we

1104
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 3: go out.

1105
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: Anything else you want to anything else?

1106
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 8: Anything else you want to promote Ricky's on the loose tour?

1107
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 3: Baby, is that real?

1108
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 10: I'm on tour Live Left Love.

1109
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 9: We're like not bombing, We're you gonna wrap.

1110
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 10: You come to the tour.

1111
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm rapping ladies and gentlemen. That's been our show. Thank you,

1112
00:48:58,719 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: good night.

1113
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll with Eric Andre.

1114
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 12: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

1115
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 12: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life.

1116
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: Now's your chance to tell me all about it. Wabo.

1117
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 12: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy What

1118
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 12: the fuck was I thinking what just happened moment, So

1119
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 12: pick up your phone and dial seven one six Bombing.

1120
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 12: That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty

1121
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 12: four and leave me a voicemail and we might just

1122
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 12: play it on a future episode. Bombing with Eric Andre

1123
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 12: is brought to you by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players

1124
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 12: Network and iHeart Podcast. Our executive producer is Noah Abad.

1125
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 12: Our producer's Bei Wang. Our research assistant is David Carliner.

1126
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 12: Our editor in sound designers Andy Harris. Our art is

1127
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 12: by Dylan Vanderberg. His podcast is recorded at Sweet Tea Studios.