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Speaker 1: It's been about twenty years. But has everyone here seen

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Speaker 1: that movie with McLevin you know? Oh, yeah, what's the

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Speaker 1: name that? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. So

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Speaker 1: there's a guy in that movie named Mick Lovin and

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Speaker 1: he actually reminds me of Jose's character on this show

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Speaker 1: named Steady Eddie. Oh and in today's call sted Duardo.

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Speaker 1: Eduardo just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store,

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Speaker 1: and when he brought it home, something just wasn't right

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Speaker 1: with it. You're gonna find out in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hi, this is

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Speaker 2: home good This is Cassie. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hello there, my name is Edward, but my friends call

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Speaker 2: me Steady Eddie. How can I help you? Well, I'm

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Speaker 2: actually having an issue with an item, and I'm parent

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Speaker 2: you're a store recently, Yeah, what's the issue? I came

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Speaker 2: in on my schooner doing wheelies and a bunch of

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Speaker 2: cool stuff and I'm just gonna look around, you know,

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Speaker 2: maybe by a decorative Kleenex box, but what caught my

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Speaker 2: eye was the beautiful mirror. Okay, So you bought a

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Speaker 2: mirror here. I mean not just any mirror, the most

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Speaker 2: glorious mirror ever. I looked like Stone called Steve often ha. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got two beards, put them together, strive them up

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Speaker 2: over my head, just like a wrestler. I look buff. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like a batie had to glow up with a

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Speaker 2: rizzler and it's me. So what I'm not hearing is

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Speaker 2: the issue with the mirror. Oh well, it happened right

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Speaker 2: when I brought it home. You see, I was looking

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Speaker 2: at it preparing to flame the lady. But when I

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Speaker 2: hung it up on the wall, I decided to catwalk

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Speaker 2: towards it. It was not the same. What was the difference? Oh,

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Speaker 2: it was like zero riz negative aura, Like I gave

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Speaker 2: up total. That's the NPC energy. I was like, somebody

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Speaker 2: just got throwed here, and I think, get with MOI,

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Speaker 2: which is me in another language. Uh. You know what,

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Speaker 2: sometimes when you take him your home, the lighting can

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Speaker 2: just be different than in the department store.

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Speaker 1: So maybe that's the case.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that still doesn't change the fact that I look chewy.

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Speaker 2: I even dressed up in my nineteen ninety eight Classic

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Speaker 2: Batman Returns outfit. Similar result, just crusty, ain't f How

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Speaker 2: do you make Batman look not cool? Hold on? Hold on, hot?

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Speaker 2: That was my inhaler. Sorry, do you need to take

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Speaker 2: a hitt of your isn't here? You know? I actually

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Speaker 2: need to get back to work.

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Speaker 1: Can return it though?

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Speaker 2: What gifts?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: I mean you guys like running a scam here. You

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Speaker 2: ain't in the home goods compartment. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: you're talking about. Okay, I can see you now. You

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Speaker 2: just wait for an anything good looking young gentleman with

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Speaker 2: lots of money like myself. Well, I don't have a

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Speaker 2: ton of money, but I have my mom's debit card.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, we're gonna get him with the old

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Speaker 2: mirror reflection. Scam works every time. I bet huh.

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Speaker 1: Sure there's no scam here, I promise you.

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Speaker 2: Hold on a second, though, because I didn't see any

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Speaker 2: directions in the box for having to punt this mirror up.

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Speaker 2: I may have put it on the wall upside down.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's not possible.

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Speaker 1: It is the same either way.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, yeah, the hot side is probably up

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Speaker 2: down at the bottom and I slipped it hole on.

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Speaker 2: Let me do it. Sure, I really don't think that

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Speaker 2: makes a difference. There we go and yew, I'm disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, my mom just gave me a thumbs down. Mom,

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Speaker 2: don't look at me. Sure you can return the mirror

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Speaker 2: within thirty days, but as I've told you, I have

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Speaker 2: to go. Oh is that right? Because your coworker, Natalie

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Speaker 2: said she would give me store credit pluff your phone

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Speaker 2: numbers so I could do a prank phone call on

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Speaker 2: your station.

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Speaker 1: Of course, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Because my name's actually Jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean, Natalie settle us up for nothing? Okay,

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Speaker 2: I get it. You're hilarious, Natalie. No, she said you

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Speaker 2: just hit your one. You're working customer service, and wanted

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Speaker 2: to congratulate you. You have to answer weird questions like

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Speaker 2: this all the time.

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Speaker 1: Apparently honestly didn't stick out as much as I should have.

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Speaker 2: I know you're lying because I can feel you looking

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Speaker 2: at me through the phone tips, just like the lady

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Speaker 2: of at the perfian counter.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, your voice is super attractive. Why wouldn't

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Speaker 1: I be melting over here?

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Speaker 2: I was getting hot in here? Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, now I'm ready to kiss.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: No, it's actually albuterol. It's not disgusting at all. It's

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Speaker 2: an inhaler I think she hung up.

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Speaker 1: Broken.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties