Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is keeping it in the family to myself.
Speaker 1: We might need a little disclaimer on this letter as well, um,
Speaker 1: because it's not all right. Keeping it in the family
Speaker 1: is the title, that's the subject. We'll get into that,
Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. What do you have for us today? And
Speaker 1: it is feb A. It is feb which is Black
Speaker 1: History Month. Got a Black History Month prank call for you?
Speaker 1: Like a head go hello, Hello, I'm trying to read
Speaker 1: James James police speaking. Hey James, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: This is um Chad. So I'm calling from the from
Speaker 1: the job. How are you tonight? I'm going good? How
Speaker 1: are you? I'm very good, very good, giving you a call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually the regional manner or over the over your department. Okay,
Speaker 1: everything's all right now. So they suddenly if you want
Speaker 1: to make sure I'm still coming to work tomorrow, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're definitely definitely, nothing like that. You're definitely coming to
Speaker 1: work now. Who's your manager over at your office? Is
Speaker 1: it Brett? Right? Okay? Well, here's what we're doing. Man,
Speaker 1: We're calling everybody in the company first of all today,
Speaker 1: but more importantly, we're definitely making contact with every African
Speaker 1: American in the company. And I'm letting you know that
Speaker 1: we're paying homage and much respect to Black History Month
Speaker 1: outstanding that that's something that we want to definitely let
Speaker 1: you guys know that's important to us. I think that
Speaker 1: is outstanding. How can I help well, Listen, We've got
Speaker 1: some things that that we want to do for tomorrow
Speaker 1: and that's the reason why you're getting a call today.
Speaker 1: Are you up for helping us, you know, really really
Speaker 1: push Black History Month within the company? Chad, I'm a
Speaker 1: team player. Whatever it takes, let's get it done. Okay,
Speaker 1: good deal, Good deal. Tell you what, here's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. We've got a lot of people that we've
Speaker 1: given a call to, and everybody's gonna play different roles
Speaker 1: tomorrow at the office. So we wanted to give you
Speaker 1: a call. Do you mind if you're if you're really
Speaker 1: the team player that we think you are, and I
Speaker 1: think you uh you you've already made mention that you
Speaker 1: you don't mind doing what it takes. Don't you're on
Speaker 1: the right track. Okay, good deal. Here's what we're asking man.
Speaker 1: We would we would like for you tomorrow to actually
Speaker 1: if you could find these type of articles tonight, but
Speaker 1: if you could wear a bur lap shirt, some cut
Speaker 1: off pants, and no shoes tomorrow, that would really really
Speaker 1: help us out on the team that we're trying to
Speaker 1: get going for tomorrow. Well, well, we'll chat. I think
Speaker 1: I hurt you, but I'm not sure. Can can you
Speaker 1: please repeat that one more kind of leave? We want
Speaker 1: you to wear a bur lap shirt, some cut off pants,
Speaker 1: and and just don't wear any shoes at all. That's
Speaker 1: the that's the attire that we would like for you
Speaker 1: to come into the office with tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: we're gonna give it a man. Everyone's excited about it,
Speaker 1: and we would like for you to come in tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Like I said, we're chat let me, let me, let
Speaker 1: me give you I mean, since we're gonna celebrate Black
Speaker 1: Sish and let me give you one fact. The year
Speaker 1: sixteen nineteen was the first African American slaves arrived in Virginia.
Speaker 1: Today is Sunds twenty. Do you think I like that you?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't. I didn't I didn't exactly hear
Speaker 1: what you said at the beginning. What did what did
Speaker 1: you say? You? We have been over with ain't no
Speaker 1: where in hell happen to come into the office here.
Speaker 1: Why's fun? Close your mind? Whate'res wrong with you? Why
Speaker 1: you ask me to put on a baseball two can?
Speaker 1: Come in? Is Jackie Robinson? Why do you ask me
Speaker 1: to put on two piece suit and come in? And
Speaker 1: Heeric Holder? What the hell is wrong with you? Well?
Speaker 1: What we want to do here, and I don't want
Speaker 1: you to get upset about this, James. What we want
Speaker 1: to do is you asking me to do to be
Speaker 1: a slave? Well, you know what I will do. But
Speaker 1: I mean we will come up there. I will come
Speaker 1: up there and uh pretend to be he would move
Speaker 1: me on your That's what I will do and show
Speaker 1: you some real black power panther movement on your Would
Speaker 1: you like that? Sir? Sir? What we want to listen,
Speaker 1: We're not he year to create problems. What we want
Speaker 1: to do is we want to we want to pay
Speaker 1: home with a problem on the Sunday. The dress as slave,
Speaker 1: that's a problem. That's a problem. Okay, okay, sir. If
Speaker 1: we're gonna pay homage to Black history. Don't you think
Speaker 1: that all of that is a part of black history?
Speaker 1: How like the positive? Man? Highlight the positive? You're paying
Speaker 1: me today to work for you. This ain't no slave
Speaker 1: free labor. Do you understand that? No? I don't. I
Speaker 1: completely understand it. But what if we don't have where
Speaker 1: where it's started from? You know, we have to have
Speaker 1: we have to have all every single area of black history.
Speaker 1: Don't you think we have to have the beginning, the middle,
Speaker 1: and the ending. Okay, well, if you want to highlight
Speaker 1: some of them to be Frederick Dublins, let me slick
Speaker 1: my hat back. But see the problem you got here?
Speaker 1: His father was a white man. See y'all like looking
Speaker 1: at our women, but y'all don't like uplifting the black man.
Speaker 1: So how about I do that? Let me be Frederick Jells.
Speaker 1: That's how I like that bought. How about you, Chad,
Speaker 1: you like black women? Uh uh, I'm hell answer the question.
Speaker 1: I like all all, like all people, sir. What I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do is get a great, great environment within
Speaker 1: the company, and everyone wants is not a great avironment.
Speaker 1: So now the majority of the of the Caucasian people
Speaker 1: are gonna be masters tomorrow. Okay, what did you say masters?
Speaker 1: Did you gonna say masters? Yes, most of them are
Speaker 1: going to be masters tomorrow. I'll be in there with
Speaker 1: my atturney to master e OC lawsuit on your How
Speaker 1: about that? So do you have a problem with us
Speaker 1: trying to trying to uplift the black community to you
Speaker 1: have a problem with that? Man? You you ain't uplifting?
Speaker 1: Say you know what I'm gonna do. I'm coming in
Speaker 1: the mars Barack Obama? But said you don't like to
Speaker 1: do you? Yeah, we're running around. You want to get
Speaker 1: somebody to come in and be a slave. You feel master,
Speaker 1: masterively master met coming in as a black man like
Speaker 1: I've been coming into working like I'm gonna forever coming
Speaker 1: into work. We are a major farm of company and
Speaker 1: you're calling me on a Sunday with you like this.
Speaker 1: Are you at your sir? Sir? What we're trying to
Speaker 1: do is uplift the black community. That we're trying to
Speaker 1: do saying tom by slavery and kiss my black that's
Speaker 1: what you do, sir, I'm trying to What we're trying
Speaker 1: to do is play a homage to black history. And
Speaker 1: here you are being negative about the entire entire situation
Speaker 1: of what we're trying to do. Being negative. I'm being like, man,
Speaker 1: you I'm coming in a Barack Obama to Mar like
Speaker 1: I said, and I'm like, hey, I'm like, choose on
Speaker 1: my can you lift that? Sir? There's the There's one
Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: one more on what moment? I'm sorry you just said
Speaker 1: all you had to say? What's your name again, Chad? Sir,
Speaker 1: Chad Billingsley? What here you got to say? All I
Speaker 1: wanted to say to you is this, sir, is I
Speaker 1: am nephew Toment from the Steve Albit Martin Show. And
Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your co worker Kevin. Had
Speaker 1: to be some kind of joke because y'all playing on
Speaker 1: a Sunday Clay, I'm gonna kill no word about my job.
Speaker 1: I was getting ready to come to to mar and
Speaker 1: whom every wife board I talk looked like a math
Speaker 1: and don't let me see a brother dressed like a slave.
Speaker 1: I was on him. Oh man, hey man, I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you, man, you got to tell me this, what
Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio station
Speaker 1: in the land man the Steve Harved Morning Show History, Right,
Speaker 1: I love him, right, I just want to burn out.
Speaker 1: No shoes, cut off shots, that's all I want to
Speaker 1: get on in here the black community, like we're gonna
Speaker 1: have some mouth. I don't think I heard you, right?
Speaker 1: Can you repeat what you said to me? Because he
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure after he got clarity on it.
Speaker 1: Though once he got clarification, the prank was in full blasting. Yes,
Speaker 1: any white person looked like a master. And if I
Speaker 1: see a black person with bird lapp about your black ants,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat your mind. Boy. Okay, right, well you
Speaker 1: didn't actually put this burn lapp on and come in here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna be just this Stupid Times
Speaker 1: twenty this weekend, Baltimore, Maryland at the Baltimore Comedy Factor.
Speaker 1: That's Thursday night, Friday night and Saturday night one on
Speaker 1: Thursday to Friday to Saturday. Tickets going fast and Nephew
Speaker 1: is moving about the country. Stupid is rolling. So didn't
Speaker 1: that call or tell yeah to start saying you're gonna
Speaker 1: have fun. You're not gonna be stupid? Demand that ain't
Speaker 1: sold no tickets to nothing. Solomon all right, thank you. Nev.
Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject keeping it in the family.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.