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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your guests,

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Speaker 1: Cool Stratton in from KP who is frolicking in nature

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Speaker 1: currently must meet our alchemist Shelley and no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Say hello to Jackie Ganzellas to Ruthie. Jackie, what movie

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Speaker 1: do you wish never existed? You could erase it from

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Speaker 1: being a film? Oh? You know, I recently watched Battlefield

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Speaker 1: Earth and I love a bad movie. I love to

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Speaker 1: laugh at a bad movie. But I couldn't. I could laugh,

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Speaker 1: I would erase half of the movie. I would keep

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Speaker 1: all of John travel to like maniacal laughing, but I

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Speaker 1: gotta get rid of everything else. It was hard. It

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Speaker 1: was a tough watch. Somehow that would make more sense

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Speaker 1: if you did that in the movie. I think, I

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Speaker 1: think so, Yeah, I agreed. Hey, Next up, it's Chris Alvarado. Everybody, Chris,

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Speaker 1: if you could visit any fictitious place, where would you go? Heaven,

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Speaker 1: God TROVERSY know he would have gotten there, but it

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Speaker 1: would have taken him seven to ten minutes, right right, Okay?

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Speaker 1: Then alright? Next up it's Craig Kakowski. Craig, if you

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Speaker 1: were to play baseball professionally, what would your walk up music? Um,

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Speaker 1: I think I'd start playing Seven Nation Army, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: which is so great song with so cliche at this point,

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Speaker 1: and then have it segue into uh Napoleon the four teens,

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Speaker 1: They're coming to take me away. I love it. My

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Speaker 1: softball team years ago, for like a couple of games,

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Speaker 1: we did walk up music, and of course, being a smartass,

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Speaker 1: I just did skin him Ranky Dink from Sharon Lawison Brown.

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Speaker 1: Really get some that. I did Iron and Wine. The

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Speaker 1: next week I walk up music Iron. It was fun. Alright. Guys, say, hello,

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Speaker 1: did James Ceney? James Ceney, what's the most valuable collectible

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Speaker 1: you own, either emotionally or actual monetary value? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: my collectible? Like what does that? What does that exactly mean? Like?

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Speaker 1: I use everything I have. It's not like packaged. It's

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Speaker 1: something that So if I'm collectible, I guess I have

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Speaker 1: there's a video game called Don't Starve, and I have

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Speaker 1: the artist his strong picture of me. I might be

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Speaker 1: able to read it reach it right here, So I

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Speaker 1: guess this is kind of like a collectible. Uh. But

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Speaker 1: but otherwise I don't I don't have collectibles. You don't

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Speaker 1: have a single like Funko Pop. You have nothing. No, Actually,

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Speaker 1: the truth is is the only collectibles like that I have.

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Speaker 1: I I stole doing the Neurology show with you, Cole,

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Speaker 1: So I do I think it's a fallout. I think

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Speaker 1: it's a fallout bubble head. Uh. Finally, last, but not last,

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Joey, we all heard that you got cut

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Speaker 1: from the USA Olympic team. What happened? Well, I know

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Speaker 1: that everyone's first thought is gonna be the drug test,

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Speaker 1: and uh, that's not what it was at all. I

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Speaker 1: actually started growing bones, and the Olympic committee at large

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Speaker 1: decided that that was somehow an advantage, even though the

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Speaker 1: bones were actually hindrance because now I have new bones

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Speaker 1: and I got like new I guess appenages coming out

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Speaker 1: of my rib cage. And no, it's not like Goro

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Speaker 1: from Mortal Kombat. I'm not gonna have, you know, two

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Speaker 1: sets of arms extra but I don't know what they'll be. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and they do hinge like the dog's legs, so you know,

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Speaker 1: like the haunches of a dog. So I'm not a

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Speaker 1: hundred and ten percent about what's going on physically, but

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Speaker 1: I do think the Olympic Committee as a whole needs

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Speaker 1: to rethink how they handle people with growing bones out

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Speaker 1: of the ribs. That makes sense. It could be a

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Speaker 1: quat know you should look into that could be that,

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Speaker 1: not just the two um. All right, well, let's do

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Speaker 1: a damn show, shall we. All of our scene suggestions

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Speaker 1: that episode on Tuesday was absolute gold. I was losing

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Speaker 1: my ship listening to your flow through the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: whatever you were all on. I want some my scene suggestion.

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Speaker 1: John Lennon wrote the song Dr Robert, as the story

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Speaker 1: goes about his drug dealer. Unfortunately, his real name was

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Speaker 1: actually Dr Robert, and he only found out about the

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Speaker 1: song after hearing it on the radio. All right, so

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Speaker 1: what are you looking for Are you looking for a

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Speaker 1: good time, A good time, A good time, A good time,

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Speaker 1: good time? Come, I see what we got here. I

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Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I'm really I'm nervous. Is this usual?

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Speaker 1: People usually nervous? Yeah? I mean you've done this before.

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Speaker 1: I don't lie, so I gotta just tell you know,

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Speaker 1: this is my first time. A Lincoln. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: a lie, Abraham Lincoln, I cannot tell. Yeah, Okay, you've

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Speaker 1: never done this before. We should we should probably easy end.

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Speaker 1: If you've never done this before, why why don't you

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Speaker 1: get you some weed? Let's get you some straight up?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was thinking, you know, I want

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Speaker 1: to see things and talk to things and stuff. That's

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Speaker 1: your first time. Let's just do some weed. Let's not

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Speaker 1: let's not jump on the horse that doesn't have wings yet.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That is so beautiful thing?

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Speaker 1: Is that like your whole life? Uh? Give me one second, nurse, Yeah, yeah, yeah?

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Speaker 1: Can you just uh, I know I got at three o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Can you just let them know I'll be out there

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Speaker 1: in one second. Okay, okay, and don't tell anyone I'm

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Speaker 1: out by the trash. Can say I'm I'm like you know,

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom or something like that. Would what are

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Speaker 1: you doing out here? I'm just talking to a patient,

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Speaker 1: patient friend of mine, patient friends. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? No, I'm fine, I'm fine, nurse. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna we gotta get you now. You don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on. Have to bump up my three clues to

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Speaker 1: get you to the r right now, come, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean I have to wait? I can't believe I

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Speaker 1: even had a three pm appointment. I'm Taylor Swift. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. It's it's uh. I guess I've been going

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Speaker 1: to Dr Robert for five years. I'm usually the first

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Speaker 1: end of the day. Y'all switch it up on me,

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Speaker 1: give me a three pm and then tell me I

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Speaker 1: have to wait? Okay, okay, okay, what if I what

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Speaker 1: if I just got you whatever you needed, and you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go to a different doctor. I'm

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Speaker 1: done here, and I think you're going to hear all

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Speaker 1: about it in my next album. All right, Taylor, let's

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Speaker 1: go ahead and check your blood pressure here. It looks

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Speaker 1: pretty good. The cuff isn't on. You're just kind of

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Speaker 1: touching my arm. Doctor. Feel good? You know, I'm the

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Speaker 1: one that makes you feel all right, thanks for coming

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Speaker 1: to me. Dr Arbart takes all my clients all the time,

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Speaker 1: you know, thank you. All Right, it looks I'm just

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Speaker 1: guessing your blood pressure looks good. So um, okay, because

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Speaker 1: we said it definitively before. So I actually really need

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Speaker 1: to know. Um, I have blood pressure issues when I'm

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Speaker 1: you mind removing the card again? I gotta get the

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Speaker 1: cuff on there. Just you know, Stanton, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean you have to smoke? That's you're actually telling me.

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Speaker 1: Your doctor gave you a prescription to smoke. This is

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Speaker 1: that what you're telling me? Stanton? Yeah, that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you. Baby. Have I ever lied to you? I

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Speaker 1: don't know? Have you no? Wow? Wow? Okay, so you have?

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Speaker 1: So you have? So you have? This is not just

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Speaker 1: for me. When did you lie to me? When I've

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Speaker 1: never lied to you? Is that? I? Like? What's going on? Baby?

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Speaker 1: Came here here, take a little puff of this, take

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Speaker 1: a little medisinal. I can't it was blow in your

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Speaker 1: face like a chance. Oh gosh? Okay, oh my gosh. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that is the teeth or indica. I don't know. How

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Speaker 1: do you feel? Do you feel upward? You feel like

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Speaker 1: you just want to be in the couch? Or I

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Speaker 1: don't know how do you feel? You don't know how

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Speaker 1: you feel. We gotta go to the er. What we

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Speaker 1: gotta go? You don't know how you feel? In the car?

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Speaker 1: Get in the car. Who's driving? I'm gonna drive? Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Just get in the car. I am just

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Speaker 1: a little buzz. There's a difference, all right, do you

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Speaker 1: do this a lot? Look I lie to you. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Um Dr Roberts, Um, um, Dr Roberts. I'm sorry for

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Speaker 1: what is all that cash doing on your tea? This

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Speaker 1: is insurance cash? Insurance cash, Yes, the insurance, that's the

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Speaker 1: pay that What's what's going on? What's going on? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I um, well, I'm sorry about Taylor. She's moved on.

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Speaker 1: But I've got something. Do you have a Do you

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Speaker 1: have a cassette player? Of course every doctor has a

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Speaker 1: cassette player. Let me just take it off my hip.

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Speaker 1: Could you could you just pop this inside one? And

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Speaker 1: here here's some headphones. Okay, let's catch are they talking about?

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Speaker 1: Take off? The headphones. Huh, take off the headphones. Huh,

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Speaker 1: take take off the headphones. What's going Yeah? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is that song about you? Is that about this place? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I went to med school, Like I didn't, I want

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Speaker 1: to sling drugs. Nobody grows up and says I'm want

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Speaker 1: wanted to be a nurse. What is this? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest with you, all right, Lewis, we sell drugs here.

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Speaker 1: This is a doctor's office. Taylor as your lawyer, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you can put out this song. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty explicit about real people. Yeah, but it's my

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Speaker 1: like I'm really outing anyone else. More negative mentioned Dr

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Speaker 1: You mentioned Dr Roberts by by Robert the third and

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Speaker 1: then I give his address because I do want people

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Speaker 1: You know, think about how many people out there are

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Speaker 1: they won't know exactly who unless I give the specifics.

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Speaker 1: And then you mentioned your other doctor, doctor feel Good,

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Speaker 1: so I needed to address it. Hi, doctor feel Good.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend brought me here. She thinks I'm I'm not well,

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Speaker 1: but I think I'm fine. All right. Well she goes

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Speaker 1: you know, put this robe on. I just want you

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Speaker 1: to relax, I, doctor feel Good. How do you know

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend? How do I know your girlfriend? Uh? Doctor

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Speaker 1: paynste confidentiality man, Sorr, bro you know? Oh wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you can't tell me. Okay, fine, we used

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Speaker 1: Chicko State State Emery, maybe you should be having this

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Speaker 1: conversation with her. Bro. It's just it just seemed like me,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to, you know, Yes, can I please

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Speaker 1: have the new Taylor Swift CD. Okay, We've got it

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Speaker 1: We got some cage fighting to do. Okay, hold on

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Speaker 1: a you know what. Look, I don't find this all right, Stanton,

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Speaker 1: I'm out here to get a hold on Jackie. That

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Speaker 1: from listener Will who wrote, Hey Kevin, happy Father's Day

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Speaker 1: to my dad. James Heeney seen suggestion tinder for fighting.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for a million laughs, Will. All right, William, I

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Speaker 1: that ain't gonna happen. This is gonna turn into a

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Speaker 1: And do you know that your iPad is left out

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Speaker 1: Don't it was love. It was love. Yeah, we can

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Speaker 1: we have today? Match? Yes? Yes, I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wow? Is it? Is it already? Time? We

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Speaker 1: the different choices. It's relationships, it's friendships. Welcome to Denny's.

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Speaker 1: Can I party of two. Yes, yes, please tell please

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Speaker 1: You can eat, you can eat or not eat, but

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Speaker 1: a doctor here. I'm sorry where I don't know that?

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Speaker 1: Why does it come out of my paycheck? Greg? You

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Speaker 1: table you serve gets fed by us and then goes

416
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: out and fights in our parking lot, that's your fault,

417
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: you get I mean, how are you calculating the damage?

418
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: What do you mean? If somebody gets a scratch on

419
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: them in our parking lot, we can be sued. Greg. Look,

420
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: somehow the word got out there that this Denny's has

421
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: just a good parking lot for for impromptu bare knuckle fights.

422
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm looking at the street here and it

423
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: seems like a lot of your tables fight. I got

424
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: a suspicion that you're working with Tinder in order to

425
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: get these things going. What no, Gret, Uh so your

426
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: Bernie's you're a coach or a trainer? Is that right.

427
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I coach, coach. Oh hi, I'll maybe I

428
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. I'm looking for the best

429
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: trainer in the city. I'm the best trainer in the city.

430
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: He's louder though, Oh he's a lot louder. Look I'm louder.

431
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm better. We work together though, we're a package steel. Okay,

432
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: so yeah, I me. You work with Bernie as well. Look,

433
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: I've got a terminal disease that's gonna kick in any

434
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: minute now, so I'm gonna hand over the business to

435
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,479
Speaker 1: Bernie when I kick it, all right, Yeah, we can

436
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: put sandwiches there, we can put the bread rocco. You're

437
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: looking at other fighters. I mean, we're putting all this

438
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: time together. You're looking for new fighters. You don't have

439
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: faith to me. Look, kid, you still haven't mastered that app. Okay,

440
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: you're swiping, you're swipe and but you're not you're not

441
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: clicking on on anyone. I'm trying to decide between the

442
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: Ultimate Mahler and this girl name like said, I'm not

443
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: sure which is the way to go, but let me say,

444
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: let me see our profile. You go, Okay, five two

445
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: pounds reach of un Here's Ultimate Molle I think you

446
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: can win this one. I think you could win this one. Hey,

447
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: bus bus Uh just looking over the uh the data

448
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: today for what I do here at Tinder, you know,

449
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: UM came across something interesting. I don't want to take

450
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: up any of your time. You're looking at the data

451
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: of what we do here at Tender. Yeah, it was

452
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: I not allowed to do that. So you've you've seen

453
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: inside yes, yeah, okay, I didn't. When I knew that

454
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: you guys were doing fighting, I was like, that doesn't

455
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: make sense. And then when I looked at the data

456
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: that of fight close, close the door, close the door,

457
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: that of fights end in a romantic match. Yeah, yeah, shit,

458
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: I know. I know it's perfect. It's perfect. Americans can't

459
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: express love unless it's through anger. It's amazing. I mean,

460
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: the data was always there for us, always, always. We

461
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: should know how to tap into. Greg. I'm not switching

462
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: sections with you, Okay, I'm not switching sections. Look, I

463
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: just have a lot of two tops, and those two

464
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: tops are usually two people who are gonna fight each

465
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: other for whatever reason. I don't do I don't understand why.

466
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: You know. I have section three, the non fighting section.

467
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: I've had it for years I have seniority. I'm not switching.

468
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: We would be fair for me because the non fighting

469
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: sections just spoils. Like once I'm off on Tuesdays, you know,

470
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: talk to management, you can have it. Then visit my

471
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: grandma on Tuesdays. Hey, sweetheart, welcome home. Wow, your eye

472
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: looks pretty busted. You can see. Sorry, my visions all

473
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: funked up, so I figured I can see you can't

474
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: see God. Look, I want to come clean. I know

475
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: that this was always supposed to be a one night stand.

476
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: I know we met at the bar last night. I

477
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: know we made love, we fell in love. I smelled

478
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: your pillow in the morning, and then you said that

479
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: you couldn't start any of your days without taking a

480
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: whiff of my scent. Yeah you see how that really

481
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: built up some ship within me. I gotta be honest.

482
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: I went further. I took your eye. I took your

483
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: iPad down to the Apple store. You're a nightmare. I'm

484
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: a dream. I'm a dream. I met you at the

485
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: Star Wars, a little pop up fucking bar, like an idiot.

486
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: I take you home and you're immediately on my ass.

487
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: Do you know who I met tonight? Do you know

488
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: who I met tonight. Yes, I saw, I saw in

489
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: your notification. Oh my god. Look, I formed a real

490
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: bond with the Brute Squad and they and the genius

491
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: and the geniuses. And after a long conversation, they gave

492
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: me access to all of your stuff. And I was

493
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: reading and reading all your writing or your person your diary.

494
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm strong. Now. What is that an eleven inch reach?

495
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: I've hated to twelve? Greg. We're gonna have to reschedule

496
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: you to come in on Tuesday. No, no, I I

497
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: visit my grandmother on Tuesday's okay. Well, I don't know

498
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: what you want me to tell you, Greg, I don't

499
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: know what you want me to tell you. Look, it's

500
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: the it's the thing she looks forward to more than anything.

501
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: I think she even knows it's me sometimes. Well does

502
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: she want miss you? She doesn't know? I know, waits.

503
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: I think that we've set up, Like, but what what

504
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: section would I have if I worked on Tuesday? You'd

505
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: have them. You might be able to get the non

506
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: fighting section the NFS. Greg not coming today. No, Craig's

507
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: not coming today. I've said this three times. What who's Craig? Greg? Greg? Greg?

508
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: Greg's not coming today, Greg's not coming today? Well take

509
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: this side from door. Okay. Well, I wish it would

510
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: have given me a chance to d you got a match, dude,

511
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: you got a match? Shit? Oh ship, you gotta mass? Okay,

512
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: I can do this. How A buy you Denny's parking

513
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: lot Tuesday, three pm? All right, Greg, I'm sorry for

514
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: me in the non fighting section if that is bullshecks.

515
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: You said that you don't work tuesdays. Why are you here? Well?

516
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: I usually have tacos, but they're out of tacos. So

517
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: I just decided to come in. Oh all right, all right,

518
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: and I gotta wait on you. All right, all right,

519
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: what do you want? Yes, of course tuesdays? Greg, Greg Neman. Yeah,

520
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I have this, um tryfolded quilt for you?

521
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: Trifolded quilt or try pointed flag quilt. That's my that's

522
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: my grandmother's knitting. Where do you have this? I'd recognize

523
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: her knitting anywhere. She she? Um? How do I say this? She? Um?

524
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: Did she die? Lead with that? Then? Don't say I

525
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: have a quilt for you? You got it? Yeah? She God? No, awesome,

526
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm good. I knew this would happen. No, you stay

527
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: you stay, I'm gonna fight you. What you maybe in

528
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: the parking lot? What the hell? What the hell that's

529
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: going on? You want to fight me? Let's go. Get up,

530
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: Get up your little get up, your little piece of ship.

531
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: You don't even fight back. You know if my match

532
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: with today, they beat the shift out of me too,

533
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: and I liked it. You don't even have the nerds

534
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: to fight back. His name was David. Does he hit

535
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: harder than me? He does everything better? It might not,

536
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 1: I would say better. It's not about that. I'm getting

537
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 1: out of the fighting game. Rocko. I met the one

538
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: I meant the one. You come here on my deathbed

539
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: to tell that to me, kid? Yeah, I mean it

540
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: was because you that this match happened. If I had

541
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: take an ultimate mawler, who knows where my life would

542
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: be right now. Ah well, I'm proud of a kid.

543
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: I only got so much time left. I'm knitting you

544
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: a quilt as a goodbye gift. Say out of this, Bernie, Bernie,

545
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: I'm looking for burnt h This is a try folded

546
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: It looks like a quilt. Yeah, I don't know what

547
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: that yeah. Oh wow, oh my god, oh my god,

548
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: it's rocking. One. Yeah, he died. Oh my god, they're

549
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: gonna build a subway here. You're gonna build what the Bernie?

550
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: He made that for me? Bernie? Come on, I didn't

551
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: know it has his name on it. I didn't know

552
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: it for you, all right, bought of your gut off.

553
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: This is to be a subway. Now I'm the bread squad.

554
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: That seems oh man, so many different storylines converging, like

555
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 1: Magnolia Number three is from Patreon alcmaniac Mike Delasso, who wrote, Okay, okay,

556
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: how about this one? The Island of Dr Moreau, but

557
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: not that doctor paging Dr Grier. You have a telephone

558
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: call at the front desk. Okay, yeah, so that's pretty chill.

559
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: I mean the island at large is uh, it's large. Yeah,

560
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 1: and islands for the most part of been getting pretty

561
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: a creepy reputation because all those creepy billionaires. But this

562
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: is not like that. This is all just where. It's

563
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: not creepy at all. We're getting animals and humans and

564
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: we're spicing them. So can you hold on? Who was

565
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: I talking to? I'm looking at I have a fisting

566
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: with Alva for herst first, thank you, thank you. I mean,

567
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: I am Taylor so good god, um yeah, could you

568
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: fix my face? I came all the way to this

569
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: island because I got a botched what should have been

570
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: a facial. It was a bunch of yeah fillers and

571
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: you crazy. We could do something, you know what, you

572
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: know what I could do. I don't know if I

573
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: could take anything out from the looks like the left

574
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: side of your your cheek is huge. But what I

575
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: could do, I could I could get like a rhino

576
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: or something like that and get like start building on

577
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: like a rhino side to the right. You know. So

578
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: it kind of brings me back to that. I was

579
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: going to ask, I know, if it's very ethical, but

580
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: you're doing on the island, well, well you can afford it.

581
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: I just don't know if you should do that. Okay, Noted,

582
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: I I hear you. But you know, well, well we're

583
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: still we're doing it, so you know, I get that.

584
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: We definitely talked about the ethics and all that. We

585
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: actually had the board of Sam Goody come over here

586
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: and discussed, like, you know, I don't know what they

587
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: would say about this. They they don't have much in

588
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: the science and health world. They primarily do with music. Yeah,

589
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: i'd argue that science and health there. Do you think

590
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: music is sound science? I don't know, man, no one's

591
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: coming to the island and doctor feel good. Maybe it's

592
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: a failure of advertising match imagination. I gotta senior frogs.

593
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Guys, you have any ideas?

594
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: You're the board of Sam Goody. Oh my god, everyone's

595
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 1: having a stroke Taylor. When I heard you were getting

596
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: a rhino plastic, I thought you were just getting a

597
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: routine nose job, but you actually had a rhinos horn

598
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: affixed to your face. And don't you feel William that

599
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: nothing is going to make my newest album, Skyrocket more

600
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: than this new look. No one else looks like this. Yeah,

601
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: I mean I I mean, you're talented, you're a great singer, great, right,

602
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 1: but I have a yeah, yeah, you're dead. You dead.

603
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: Your looks are a component of your repeal though, I mean,

604
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: I hope that's not you know, reductive to say that,

605
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: But but now you've got a freaking rhino horn coming

606
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: out of your face. It's just a new look to

607
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: go with a new sound, you know, Like I went

608
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 1: from folks ty like French braids, curly banks, and now

609
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: I mean, your voice is gonna be more nasal, so

610
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: it might be more of a folksy Bob Dylan kind

611
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: of thing going on. Could be, I just want to

612
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: move forward with my career. In my face, dr career.

613
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: The dolphins are like, they're not as cute as nice

614
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: as they used to be. It's hard to grab them,

615
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 1: it's hard to operate on them. It's spring here from

616
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: the uh yeah, yeah, we gotta get it. We gotta

617
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: get more water there in a pond. I mean I've

618
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: been saying that for a while. We gotta get That's

619
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: why the agrad is a little bit. I mean it's

620
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: a pond. Excuse me, you you dr Greer? Yeah, what's up. Hey,

621
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: we're the guys from Imagine Dragons. We heard what you

622
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: did to Taylor Swift and we were wondering if you

623
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: could make us into dragons so people don't have to

624
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: imagine it anymore. That's pretty good. Yeah, oh yeah, we're

625
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: gonna cut the imagine out of our name and just

626
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: be dragons. That's what's up. Or you can actually be

627
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: real dragons. Wait wait, wait, what you know some of

628
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: Imagine dragons you can be real. We don't have we don't.

629
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: We don't have dragons. No, then we'll get some. We'll

630
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: get some Komodo dragons. Okay, okay, wait wait wait I

631
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: heard what you said. Komodo dragons are not the same

632
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: thing fantastic dragon. St Saint Gregory. But look, this is

633
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: what we can do, all right, this is what we

634
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: can do. We can get some komotos all right. We

635
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: can get the backs of them so they have little bumpies, right,

636
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: and then we can start. We can start guard Zilla

637
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: in you out, you know, I mean, so a little

638
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: building build into that, right and then and then right,

639
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: trust me on this. Feel my vision, feel my vision. Well,

640
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: there are five of us to start with the drummer.

641
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: If it doesn't go well, just move up the rhythm section. Okay, okay, right, easy, easy, okay,

642
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: who's the drummer. Wait a minute, I'm the I'm the drummer.

643
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: Come with me, Come with me. No, no, no, that

644
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: was not content. Come on, come on, but go with me.

645
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: It's fine. It's Trevor. Good. Look alright, Trevor, how are

646
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: you you're doing good? You're comfortable? No, I'm not. You've

647
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: tied me to this chair. Good God, what the fund

648
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: is that Okay, we don't have I can't find come on,

649
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: come on, and as much smaller. That's a much smaller lizards.

650
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: I got a pig in any wanna pig. I'm not

651
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: imagine pigs. Okay, okay, uh Trainer, what was your name, Trevor? Okay, listen,

652
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: this is what we're gonna do. But we got a

653
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: lot more surface area on the pig, so you're gonna

654
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: be a little bit more pig than you're gonna be iguana.

655
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: Because do you think his name is trainer? I don't

656
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 1: know what his name is. I'm a doctor, all right, Okay, okay, great, okay, great,

657
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: let's just agree. Let's just agree, and let's just say

658
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: your name is um. Let's make up my name. It's

659
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: easier to say, how about um kuala koalaka? My name

660
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: is that Koala? It's Trevor Is. I've got a mother

661
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: who loves me and it doesn't want my face to

662
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: get to get me a pig and the iguana all

663
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 1: over it. It's gonna get all over it. It will

664
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: be it. Tever Man, we gotta kick you out of

665
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,919
Speaker 1: the band. You can't keep rhythm of those little pig

666
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: hoofs for hands. Before. No, it's pretty bad man, and

667
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: we're not calling you koala. It makes no sense. Whatso

668
00:42:50,680 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: he is that you mother? It's is this? Alright? I

669
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: hate pigs. I hate Look, I'm as much iguana as

670
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: I am big. I mean, there's a lot more pig

671
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: than iguanator. It was gonna be a fifty split. Okay, alright,

672
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: just pick up the sticks and play. Don't worry about it. Yes,

673
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: our last drummer was turned into a pig iguana hybrid

674
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: and shot by his mother in horror. But just try

675
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: to keep the rhythm. We'll start with radio actors. So

676
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: we don't know if I can bro. You need some confidence.

677
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: We're taking you to the island of Dr Gray. He'll

678
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,240
Speaker 1: give you some confidence. Let's get the private plane boys,

679
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: it's true. Touchdown all right? Oh okay, everyone, alright, thank

680
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: god we landed. There is something that's horribly wrong with

681
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: this plane, alright, just so we know mechanically, there's something

682
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: horribly wrong with this plane. I don't know if we're

683
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: gonna be able to take off again, all right, So

684
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to hold him down here in the island.

685
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: Why is that? What the hell is that? So the

686
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: cat helped me out. Here is this say, now, come on?

687
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's not even working. Everything's fucking this plane. Fuck,

688
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: oh god, I'm gonna die. Relax, Relax, relax. Okay, someone's

689
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: at the plane door. Let me open it up here.

690
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: Wha welcome? Well, my god, yeah, sorry about that is

691
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,479
Speaker 1: uh it's a new uh new person. I splice stuff.

692
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: So I didn't know you guys have been here before.

693
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: So let's get to it. Okay, Yeah, I don't. I

694
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: don't think I'm actually down for any um. I heard

695
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: that you turned somebody into a pig iguana. I'm kind

696
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: of like, I really need you want to do for no, no, no,

697
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: I need to like really be human and kind of

698
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: working on my humanity in fact most of the time

699
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,720
Speaker 1: most of the time. Okay, I'll write that down. Yeah.

700
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: I use my hands a lot for drumming, but also

701
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: for steering a car eating. Uh's like, b I don't.

702
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: I don't really want to be spliced with. Okay, Well,

703
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: I don't think humanity has It's like what they're talking

704
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: about using your hands. Yeah, it's kind of like humanity.

705
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: It's like what makes me human? Right? Yeah? Again, I

706
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: think people A lot of people argue just being able

707
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: to use your hand doesn't make you human. No, no,

708
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: but I kind of them attached to that experience really

709
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: rather not. Oh yeah, if you want to do something

710
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: with hands, we can. We can do home. But I

711
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: think hands really I used the drumstill, like what something

712
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: they can hold drumsticks? Something can hold drumsix. Hey, maybe

713
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm just interjecting. Here are plants kind of fun. So

714
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: if you could, I don't know, fly some with something

715
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: that could fly like that actual dragon, then we can

716
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: all get home a lot fast. Out there. That's just

717
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: a dragon. We don't have any dragon spots. Well, what

718
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 1: we can we can get it. We can get some

719
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: Komodo dragons, all right, I heard that that's not the

720
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: same thing. That's just the same. Best we can do

721
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: as an ostrich What about pigs that we had a pigs. No.

722
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: I like to thank my manager, William, my family, and

723
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: my friends who all stood by me. And by friends,

724
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean fans because I don't actually have friends who

725
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: all stood by me this year during my big change.

726
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: And this is proof that you can get a rhino's

727
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: horn af fixed to your face and still when a grammy. Okay,

728
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: I have the Tranquilizer pointed at her, waiting, put it

729
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: in the gun. Put it in the gun. Thank you

730
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: so much. Right face, right face, I'm gonna let you finish.

731
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you finish. Sin yet trainer at the

732
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: best video of all time? Wake up? Wake up? Hi?

733
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: Where right a face? Taylor whatever you want to be called?

734
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: Definitely Taylor Swift. It's still my name. Look around so

735
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,479
Speaker 1: offensive when he called me that you're in a little

736
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: neck basement. No one knows where you are. Okay, okay,

737
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: now you see you see that handsaw over there. I'm

738
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: going to use that to take your horn off. Now,

739
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: no I need this horn. It makes my voice sound

740
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: really weird, but it really helped the hell's going on

741
00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: in here? Man off? We turn the light off? Why

742
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: do you have? Hey? Hey, hey, hey, you know what

743
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: do you know? Who that is? Yes? Taylor Swift. We

744
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: tranked her at the Grammys. We brought her over here.

745
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: We talked about yes, Oh, what's the whole time? What

746
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: are you talking about? What's the issue? What's the issue?

747
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: What is what the hand saw? Oh? I would think

748
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: we could we could snore if we snort her right O,

749
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 1: horn will get hard for a long time, dude. What

750
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: the fuck? I want to get hard for a long

751
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: time dude. That is insane. Great man, great, and that's

752
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: not my problem. Hey, really, I'm gonna take this straps

753
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: off you. We brought you over here. We are with

754
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: the FBI. What the funk. We're trying to get some

755
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: information on Greer in the island. I just want to

756
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: let you know that if you're having impetucy problems and

757
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 1: you want a heart on that lasts a long time,

758
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: there's an island. It's an island of doctor feel good,

759
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: and you should probably try that. He's a little out

760
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: of Yeah, he's a little out there, and it seems

761
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: like this isn't you know. It seems like this isn't

762
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: normal protocol. But it's it's good alright, dine fixing. Huh,

763
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: go to the right island, bro. I'm excited. I'm excited.

764
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: So how long do you want the boner to go?

765
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: I think forever. I think forever. I think this is

766
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: the thing I want. I do have one questions, just

767
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: not too much trouble. Well, well, we're on the island,

768
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: but I just don't know if we should make it

769
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: less forever. The maybe you can, but this is that

770
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,919
Speaker 1: the very best idea to do that? Um well, early

771
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: harsh in the vibe of the island. Bro, We're on

772
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 1: island time, man. We're not asking ethical questions, you know.

773
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,919
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to say that are sometimes you don't

774
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: want it to be hot and have you ethically thought about?

775
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: But then not, this is the way it should be,

776
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: like what if I don't know, what if you alrighty

777
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: trying a guy trying to but I've got a horn

778
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: of a rhino where my cheek should go for even

779
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 1: all right, Taylor to let me stop you there. I'm

780
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: gonna turn up, I'm gonna turn on the game. I'm

781
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: gonna turn the game way down. I'm having a nightmare

782
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: trying to mix this thing. Um and I'm good at

783
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: this stuff. I'm Bonnie there. But let me go ahead

784
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: and can I call you can call me justin Vernon,

785
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: justin TV. That's fine. Um, so let's bond. Let me

786
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 1: know when you got those CDs burned, okay, because I

787
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: want to I want to get them, get them out there. Sure,

788
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: we'll get him to CD booth immediately. As soon as

789
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: it's mixed. Fan, it's mixed. Got a large coffee for

790
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: Bonn Bonnie Bear. Um this for you, quick question. I

791
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: thought that was more of like a concept than a name.

792
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: Am I mistaken? Is always the brief cork? What do

793
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: you do? You drop off the coffee? You don't talk

794
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: to the artists. But like, dude, I mean, no, dude,

795
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: this is one of the most expensive, luxurious, elite exclusively.

796
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: I know I've delivered to Kanye, I've delivered to kok

797
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: cast the podcast about so it doesn't matter yet. Do

798
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: a lot of fancy people, but can't I question them

799
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: occasionally question them? No, you can't. My first name is Kawala.

800
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: My last Namber's trainer. Uh, and I'm a piguana. Man.

801
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: We thank you for coming out, Cook gast Man, you

802
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: are you're out there, man, you're out there for remember

803
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: cut casts. But you know it's not out there. It's

804
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: Casper natresses. They're great for keeping you safe at night.

805
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: Ad right away, Dr Craig. Everyone's gone, Oh my God,

806
00:51:54,400 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. All the animals. Huh, everyone's gone. All the

807
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: animals have left. Even the dolphins in that small pond

808
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: they walked out. It was a site, but they're going.

809
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: We shouldn't have give him pig feet. Oh my god,

810
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: it's just you and me. Now we don't even have

811
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: a plane. Well they got it to work, Yeah, they

812
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: got it to work. Good, good, Okay, so it's just us. Yeah. Wow. Um.

813
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: I was looking at some coordinates and there seems to

814
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: be a small island a mile and a half away.

815
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: If we can maybe swim it or make a float

816
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: or a raft to get off this island? Yeah? This big?

817
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: I just you want to go to a smaller island.

818
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: I mean I want to find people civilization on a

819
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 1: small round alright, five six, seven eight. Take your head

820
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: out of the sand. Man, you're a drummer. I don't

821
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: care if you have ostrich DDA. You can't get stared

822
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: and hide every time I'm about to start a song,

823
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: and just yeah, I can't quite do I dame used

824
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: to be doing. Oh man, I'm I can't get the regium.

825
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: I got this the tiniest island I've ever seen in

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Speaker 1: my life. But it's not even enough space for both

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Speaker 1: of us. Man, what do you mean more people who

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Speaker 1: are going to be here? I didn't know. I just

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Speaker 1: saw there was a land mass, and I decided that

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Speaker 1: maybe you would be a good idea. How did we

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Speaker 1: burn the boats? Why didn't we burn? Was ceremonial. We

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Speaker 1: found this place, we were excited. What what brings it

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Speaker 1: to ship? I guess I got from Pocalypse? Now, what's

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Speaker 1: his name? I'll give you three I'll give you three guests. Charleston.

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Speaker 1: Is that it? Charleston Heston? Well, Charles Heston wasn't matter.

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Speaker 1: It was not a pocalypse. It's James Dean idiot. James

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Speaker 1: James Ston died in nineteen fifty six. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're a ghast. Oh my god, I'm not James Team. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on at let's talk. Okay, who does he remind

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Speaker 1: you of? Like what movie? Bruce Willis William? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get away. I gotta get away. Well, you've

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Speaker 1: worked hard, You've worked hard. I've heard that Joe Peshi

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Speaker 1: is on his own tiny island. It's had an island

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Speaker 1: custom made for his size. Yes, I want to do that.

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Speaker 1: I want to get peshed out and on my own island.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to share it with Joe. I've had

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Speaker 1: a weird experience with him in the past, right right,

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Speaker 1: in that one movie you made, in that one movie

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Speaker 1: I made. Okay, Taylor, take a look around. Um, it's

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Speaker 1: a seven tree three coconut island. Um, it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's nice. Tides come in like regular. Um, great, great

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Speaker 1: view of nothing. Um, take a look at Army offices

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Speaker 1: for you. Um. I just I really wanted a small island.

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Speaker 1: I like the size of this island, but I wanted

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Speaker 1: there to be Luck's accommodations as well, because I'm not

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Speaker 1: just going to be here vacationing. Um, after like a

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Speaker 1: month of chill axing, I will be recording here as well.

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Speaker 1: I understand. Look, look who it is. Look, Cleo's coming

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Speaker 1: to my island. I didn't under Joe. I didn't think

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Speaker 1: this was your island. I knew that your I knew

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Speaker 1: you had an island, but I didn't know this was

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Speaker 1: your If I knew that this was your specific island,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't I would not have come here. So it

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Speaker 1: makes sense with these nons. Was up, Taylor? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing here? Hey? How's it going good? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: did the rhino plastic. Oh the dr great rhino face.

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Speaker 1: Rhino face. Okay, let's not call it rhino face. It's

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Speaker 1: rhino Steve, thank you, thank you, Dr Greer. I'm sorry, Taylor,

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Speaker 1: do you want to buy this? I mean not if

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Speaker 1: it's just putting in a bid too. He's a guy's

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Speaker 1: alan crazy, so just you know, turning it out there.

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Speaker 1: So was it the street car that was named that?

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Speaker 1: Or was someone else names are? I don't understand when

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Speaker 1: am I cloud? I'm head of a meal show. I'm

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Speaker 1: just asking you brought this up earlier. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how you were talking about. I'm just coming around back

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Speaker 1: to the conversation, like I was just trying to drop hands,

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Speaker 1: all right, and you were not picking up on the hands.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. Look, I got it wrong. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're Joe Pesci. I don't want to share the island

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Speaker 1: with anybody. I wanted to be more of like a

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Speaker 1: home alone situation where I'm home alone on the island,

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Speaker 1: but the wet bandits are and the oscar goes to

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Speaker 1: Heshi first for all back. Joe. Oh wow, that was

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Speaker 1: my pleasure. Thank you? Okay? I trained them turned down

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Speaker 1: for what reason? What? Why did you drink? Joe PESHI?

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Speaker 1: I thought that was the deal. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: we just Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm high.

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Speaker 1: I'm high, alright, I oh my God, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I give you a couple of pills and you drink

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Speaker 1: just to commune down. And that's our show. Everybody, somebody

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Speaker 1: islands so little time. Thank you to alost. See what

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Speaker 1: they're up to, Craig Kikowski. What's their plan to extract

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Speaker 1: these celebrities after tranking them while getting their awards the

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Speaker 1: best time? Millions of people on life TV um Man.

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Speaker 1: If you have not seen that documentary about the making

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Speaker 1: of the Marlon Brando Island of Dr Moreau, uh it is.

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Speaker 1: It is a must see. It's about how the guy

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Speaker 1: who was directing was fired and then too yeah wow,

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Speaker 1: oh no, he was taken over by Frankenheimer. Richard Stanley

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Speaker 1: was the guy. So I'm trying to find out the

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Speaker 1: name of this documentary, but I have nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with any but but you should see that and our

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Speaker 1: Our Lost Soul, The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island

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Speaker 1: of Dr Moreau is the movie you should see. There's

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Speaker 1: a frank and Hammer was cluttered as saying Roy Rodgers

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Speaker 1: met Val kilmer m because they had a real hard

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Speaker 1: time on that set. Uh, James Deanney, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me today. I would just like to say,

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Speaker 1: if you want to contact me, one great way is

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Speaker 1: through reviews, because I've been contacted and the review title

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Speaker 1: After enjoying this jump and this is from Sarah and

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Speaker 1: Jackie was saying don't bite the hand, and I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: having me. Um, this was a this is a grand

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