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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Are you recording, Sydney, I am okay, cool, it wasn't it? Charged? Question?

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Speaker 3: What is this? What is this energy? Is this what

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Speaker 3: we're doing on the pod today? These are rude lashes?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 4: The pod is always good when I'm spicy, So.

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Speaker 2: You're recording as well, Marie?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I am, sir. We can start the episode right, cheer, Hi.

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Speaker 2: Guy, clap sorry, that's clap okay three two one three

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Speaker 2: two one. We can include everything, include the claps.

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, Hey, I mean let's start.

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Speaker 3: Friend.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: It's me Marie and Sydney Pekante Washington.

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Speaker 4: Mooey mooe, mooey, spicy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Andrew guacam Moley.

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Speaker 4: He's mild, mild Miles and he's giving it mild.

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Speaker 2: Guy, Mile mcqui, guy, WhatsApp.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I woke up today and I felt good. Right.

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Speaker 3: I woke up and I was like, Beach, you've been

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Speaker 3: talking about going grocery shopping since I want to say

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Speaker 3: New Orleans, and we've been back from New Orleans, I

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Speaker 3: feel like for three months. So I mean, it's just

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Speaker 3: felt easier for me to go out and pick up

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Speaker 3: something to eat from like a black owned place, or

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Speaker 3: like a like a pizza place, or I just I've

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Speaker 3: been eating out a lot more than you.

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Speaker 1: It's too much, friend, it's too much. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, last year we saved so much money,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, we are losing all of the money, bleeding, bleeding,

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Speaker 1: losing it. It's insanity. Yeah, and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: spend another dime. But I also don't want to cook.

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to preheat my stove to four hundred

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Speaker 3: nothing degrees. Yeah in this heat wave.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I used my oven for the first time in

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Speaker 1: months to heat up some canned biscuits.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I made some biscuits for Yeah, I made that

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Speaker 1: for Fourth of July.

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Speaker 3: Gathering white people Juneteenth.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm I did that, and yeah, the oven hasn't

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Speaker 1: been on since. So I salute you, friend, I salute you.

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Speaker 1: I'm supporting the troops that are out there getting groceries.

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Speaker 3: Last night, I wanted pasta because you know, Mateo's in

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Speaker 3: Italy posting like his like you know Italian dishes. It's

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So I googled pasta. I

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I called this one place and I ordered, Uh,

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Speaker 3: they didn't have pastas. I ordered like a kale salad

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's just the opposite of what you wanted.

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Speaker 3: Right, it is, it is, it is. But everything was

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Speaker 3: call the other place to cancel. Maureen, I know, but

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Speaker 3: I figured somebody that worked there took that kale salad home?

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Speaker 4: But did you but wait did you pay? No, you

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Speaker 3: So I went to pick it up, and you know,

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Speaker 3: I got a beef bullaniez or whatever. Yeah, you're yellow

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Speaker 3: with the tony moment. Oh my god, that sounds delicious.

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Speaker 3: They threw a little chabata bread in the bag. I

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sure you went right to sleep

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Speaker 3: You know I did not, you know, I you know,

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Speaker 1: I had some old uh fried rice, chicken fried rice,

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Speaker 3: Maybe two days old? Okay, Yeah, that's yeah, that's in

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I think after three days, you know, you should start

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Speaker 3: I think it depends on what it is.

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Speaker 1: I think fried rice, like New York fried rice, you

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Speaker 3: Now one to two days.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, one of two days.

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Speaker 3: I If I get food like the pasta that I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how it works.

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Speaker 1: You should order it and then eat it the next day,

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Speaker 1: and then it should be done. You should not be

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Speaker 1: holding on to it for seven days.

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Speaker 3: Hoarding fried rice for seven day, seven nights.

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Speaker 4: We know how I am, we know how I do.

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Speaker 1: But more importantly, Marie, not only should you be getting

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Speaker 1: whatever food you want, somebody, somebody should be making it

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Speaker 1: for you. And that is the more important conversation we

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Speaker 1: should be having, the conversation that they are not ready

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Speaker 1: to have. Is that, my good sister, Marie, Samuel Fouston Hot.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about beautiful bone structure, amazing personality.

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Speaker 3: Look at the hair, look at the corn roaw straight back.

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Speaker 1: She's so beautiful, so mean, so funny, and she should

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Speaker 1: have a line around the corner. She should have a

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Speaker 4: And it's it's upsetting me.

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Speaker 1: It's infuriating me because because listen, before the pandemic, we

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Speaker 1: were all having problem dating during the pandemic. Awful, Now

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Speaker 1: now that we have the right to be outside the

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Speaker 1: fact that you guys are not slinging and slapping dick

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Speaker 1: all over my friends, yeah, and then.

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Speaker 2: You're having of the episode.

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Speaker 3: Is slinging and slack slacking, slapping, slapping dick and slapping dick.

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Speaker 4: I'm upset.

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Speaker 1: It's making me mad. It's making me so mad. And

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Speaker 1: it's not just you. I have so many really good

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Speaker 1: fuck are y'all doing over there? What are you waiting for?

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Speaker 1: Are you waiting for my friends? Are you waiting for

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Speaker 4: They're not.

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Speaker 3: They're not approaching you.

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Speaker 1: So I need you to get the gall I need

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Speaker 1: you to get inside of you to be like, hey,

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Speaker 3: Hidden tonight? I'm so mad? I am. I am.

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Speaker 1: You know Kermit the Frog the gift where he's like,

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Speaker 3: Okay, s you gotta let us.

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Speaker 2: Break down.

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Speaker 3: This dissertations. You monologue it all right, you're right, you're okay.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I just want to say one thing

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Speaker 3: that stood out in your passionate speech is you said

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Speaker 3: during the pandemic. Remember I was thriving during the pandemic sexually.

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Speaker 3: That is canceled and no longer the case now. But

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Speaker 3: I I don't know why dating is so hard. Everything

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Speaker 3: that is a simple task that used to be easy

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Speaker 3: feels so overwhelming right now for me, and I think

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you, as lesbian, it was

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Speaker 1: And it's I think it's people all together. It doesn't

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Speaker 3: I actually really love he she they y'all y'all, he

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Speaker 3: But like I agree with you, people should definitely be

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Speaker 3: slinging and slapping dicks all up and through my home

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Speaker 3: because like I'll talk to certain people, like we were

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Speaker 3: I've already, I've already checked out. But I had a

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Speaker 3: or not. This one dude was like, my profile says

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Speaker 3: The way to my art is through my stomach. Gador

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Speaker 3: a man that can cook. And this guy was like,

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Speaker 3: what kind of cuisine do you like? I love cooking

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Speaker 3: for my friends. Oh I love that. Okay, so what

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Speaker 3: should I mean? He he you know, you know my type,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay now, I'm I'm gonna start now. This is

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Speaker 1: when I get problematic. Now this is when I'm getting problematic.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking on.

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Speaker 1: My phone and I'm seeing some of the most bobblehead,

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Speaker 1: on boats, they're getting their rent paid, they're they're they're

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Speaker 1: they're going to many destinations that I'm talking from can

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Speaker 1: Coon to Italy.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm talking, you can't cool too, tuloom, Yes, all

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Speaker 3: around the world they're going. No, wait, angree, what's the question.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you're explaining these people.

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Speaker 3: They're not my friends. They're not my friends.

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Speaker 2: You're you're explaining a lot of things that you've been

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Speaker 2: doing recently. Like you traveled in the past.

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Speaker 4: As a friend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a friend trip. It was a friend trip.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Was not popped, not one time,

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Speaker 3: not by me the boat and the boat that we

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Speaker 3: So yeah, the boat was a Spirit Airlines. Yeah plane

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Speaker 3: that the wings broke off.

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Speaker 4: So what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm following other people that I are that don't know me,

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Speaker 1: and I'm looking at their life and I'm like, how come,

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Speaker 3: How come we we don't have that? I think I've

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Speaker 3: They A lot of them have poor, unfortunate faces and bodies,

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Speaker 1: I've been looking and these guys are not unfortunate looking

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Speaker 4: There're sevens?

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Speaker 1: A seven in New York is still like a ten

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Speaker 1: But I'm just like, you should be doing more. I

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Speaker 3: I'll forget that I was in a different headspace when

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Speaker 1: If I didn't put my guard down most of my

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Speaker 3: I would have never had sex. I would have never

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Speaker 4: Like, I need them to have boom boom boom boom

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Speaker 3: Yes, but baby, we talked about them in they use

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the doctor. What were you doing when you

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I was in college being a whore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm just saying, I'm just like, I would

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Speaker 4: Go high, Texas Sky.

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Speaker 3: When their face is low, your legs go high. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Michelle Obama from the South side of.

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Speaker 1: Chicago and I and I to be honest, I have

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Speaker 3: I have not dated that many.

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Speaker 1: I can count on my hands how many women I've

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Speaker 3: Two hands, sists, so how many hands do you need.

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Speaker 4: I think in my whole life, I might have dated

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Speaker 3: That's seven more than me.

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Speaker 4: You're not a lesbian.

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Speaker 3: Seven is a you know, it's lucky number seven. It's

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Speaker 1: That and we call those people fool users, no, fool virgins.

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Speaker 3: No. I mean, I just feel like life is for living,

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Speaker 3: And so I was like, oh, I gotta talk to

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Speaker 2: What I mean?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, sure, sure, sure, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: then when I'll see these people on these apps, I

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Speaker 1: You have to get off, you have to get off

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Speaker 1: the app and you But the thing is, Marie, I'm

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Speaker 3: We said last week we need to.

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Speaker 1: Stop having people who are fans come up to us

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Speaker 3: No, I'm fine with them thinking that, because the people

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Speaker 3: could stand on you'all on two feet in front of me,

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Speaker 3: then you're my type more so than someone that's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I saw you earlier tonight, like messaging me later.

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Speaker 1: Like y'all gotta stop, y'all gotta stop. Also, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was there the whole time, but I just couldn't come.

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Speaker 3: Up to No. I didn't quite have the courage. That's

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Cowardly lions are not my type.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Cowardly lions are not my type.

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Speaker 2: No, I think we like already reached like the never No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that there's the cap. I'm saying that

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Speaker 2: there's okay, and tell us what we have so far. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So we of course started off the episode with slinging

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Speaker 2: and slapping day he she they y'all sugar daddying down

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Speaker 2: this Minnesota ten, New York seven, close your eyes, open

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Speaker 3: Just said, Cowardly lyons are not my type?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I like that this is good today, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I just I think that, Yes, one, you

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Speaker 1: I want to normalize intimidating people just being normal people.

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Speaker 1: And you are scared. They're not intimidating you, just don't.

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Speaker 1: You are not confident enough to talk to you. They're

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Speaker 3: That doesn't mean they're scary and you can't come up

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Speaker 3: to them. Yeah, step up your self esteem please.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I understand that we're all kind of riddled with anxiety

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Speaker 3: when Ja'afar was like disguised as like that that old

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Speaker 4: Not a sturdy not a sturdy shoe in sight.

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Speaker 3: Just wobbling the knees be knocking together, and they just

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Speaker 3: Ooh okay, come on, Sydney's Ted Talk.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, I the thing is, I

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Speaker 1: So the fact that you're trying that is good enough.

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Speaker 1: Like you're doing it.

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Speaker 4: You did it.

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Speaker 1: You're not always going to get a yes, but know

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Speaker 1: If you go up to somebody and they are like,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, keep going.

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Speaker 3: Keep well, not keep going them.

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Speaker 4: Not to them, but keep going to somebody.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's what sis straight men have learned,

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Speaker 1: But no, it's not the end of the world for them.

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Speaker 1: They're like, there's somebody else.

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Speaker 4: That's why.

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Speaker 1: That's why the apps are bad in terms of men,

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Speaker 1: because it is a game. They're like, they just have

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Speaker 3: I'm on here. I mean that is true. I think

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Speaker 3: some better is out there, and it's and then you

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Speaker 3: and you haven't done nothing with nobody.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like, who will pop my top?

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Speaker 1: You got you gotta get your popp You gotta get

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well I already got my top. Hop twes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you got two more, well, I mean I

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Speaker 1: three three is that's I feel like you should have three.

442
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 4: That should be the least amount.

443
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 3: I should be getting my pop top three times a

444
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 3: week minimum.

445
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 1: Honestly, That's how I I agree, friend. But like you know,

446
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: not all of us is getting our pop top and

447
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,719
Speaker 1: top pop, top pop or whatever. And it's I'm over here.

448
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm so horny Marie saying, I'm so horny. I've used

449
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: my vibrator during the day too many times. Like I

450
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: know that my neighbor is looking down on my couch

451
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: and be like, what does this pitch work?

452
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: You said, looking at your neighbor is looking down at

453
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 3: you're doing, wen Dale.

454
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: Now I'm doing it on the couch because you know,

455
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,959
Speaker 1: my bed has a lot of clothes on it, so

456
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: I have no I have I have respect for the

457
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: clothes that's on the bed.

458
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't.

459
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the clothes that I'm gonna put I'm gonna

460
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,959
Speaker 1: put on me, you know, just in case that squirt

461
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: on the clothes, not thet thing. Yeah, the pretty little

462
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: things don't deserve Yeah, but she doesn't make me squirt,

463
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: So there it goes.

464
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen. Daytime masturbating is a beautiful thing.

465
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, But the thing is is that when the sun

466
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: is on and you come then you're like, oh, like

467
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: I need to cover up.

468
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 3: I feel there's some type of Yeah, there's a little.

469
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 1: Bit of shame to it because it's almost like, all right,

470
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: well I don't want to do anything now, so now

471
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: I got to take a nap.

472
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 3: Well, you were gonna take a nap anyway, Sydney. Don't

473
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 3: do that. You were planning on taking the nap. Just

474
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 3: schedule the masturbation before the nap.

475
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 1: Well, I'm masturbated before the pod, So I know, Andrew,

476
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: you told me to not be inappropriate anymore on the pod.

477
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 2: But there is something very specifically that you know a

478
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 2: few reps further along, right, it was.

479
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 3: You, basically, it was Andrew basically said don't masturbate on

480
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 3: the podcast. That's right.

481
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: Well, I masturbated before the podcast because I didn't need

482
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,719
Speaker 1: that type of energy. I didn't need to go in

483
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: with that time.

484
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: You're coming with a whole other energy.

485
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 3: This is the post masturbation energy.

486
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 2: Yes, you need to take a nap. After you masturbate.

487
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 3: I do you know what it is? She cranky, she masturbated,

488
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 3: she's tired, she wants to take a nap, but she

489
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 3: got the podcast betwixt the nap and the and.

490
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was just like it was crazy because

491
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: now I can't even like watch porn. Like porn is

492
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: doing nothing for me. It's all I got to think

493
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 1: about stuff in my head. I don't need to see

494
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: a video where I just have to think of things

495
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: that have happened to me.

496
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's where y'all are. Yeah, I mean

497
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about things that have happened or things that

498
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 3: could happen.

499
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 4: Oh, fantasies, what what?

500
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 3: What's your to say? I'm gonna say, no, no, that's

501
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 3: not the way that we're going.

502
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 4: We're gonna we want the ludicrous.

503
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: I wanna from you to your toes. Yeah yeah, yeah,

504
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: that's the fantasy.

505
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: That's what I want right now. That's what I want

506
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 4: for you, friend.

507
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you should be getting your back blown out

508
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: and we should be taking on a dinner date, both

509
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: of us.

510
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: Listen, listen to what I'm about to say to you.

511
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 3: Right now, I hear you, and I receive that with

512
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 3: light and love, and I'm about to start letting these

513
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 3: ugly old people take me out on dates. So when if,

514
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 3: and when I say, girl, come on, we're gonna we're

515
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 3: going to Jonathan's house, I need you to be like, okay,

516
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 3: I'm good enough. And then when we get to Jonathan's

517
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 3: I need you to be like, oh jon like this

518
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 3: all he looked like mister Burns.

519
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with that. I have no

520
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: problem with that. I'm I am down. I'm here to

521
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: be the third wheel. I'm here to be the unicycle

522
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: whatever you need me to be.

523
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 3: Unicycle.

524
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, nicycle is one wheel. Yeah, but I'll be I'll

525
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: be the wheel. I'll be the wheel, and you guys

526
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: be on on my back.

527
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 3: No, baby, sweetie, no, you would have said the tricycle.

528
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 3: You said, you said the third and then you said unicycle.

529
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: This red bull is doing too much.

530
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: Okay, Yesterday, yesterday I went to I went to dinner

531
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: with a friend, and across from us was this couple

532
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: and obviously the friends the girl's friend. This young man

533
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: was on a date with this She had to be

534
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: a g titty g titties just you, they were titties,

535
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: g titties. They were pouring out of the bra and

536
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: the dress.

537
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 3: Her cup runneth over.

538
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, her cup was on was on the floor.

539
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: And then she had her little flat chested friend next

540
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: to her, being the third will. She coming in with

541
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: a card again and everything, and I wanted to just

542
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: get up and be like, no, no, this is wrong,

543
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: this is wrong.

544
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: The girl was, I guess, being.

545
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: The third well, she looked so uncomfortable and happy, and

546
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: I was unhappy, and I was like, babe, order everything

547
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: on the menu. If you're gonna be the third will

548
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: and flat chested, get what you deserve.

549
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, wow, flat chested hate. There's people

550
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: who listen to this podcast that got a cup titties.

551
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 3: That's scoopy. Okay, there's nothing, there's nothing wrong.

552
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: I was mad at her g tittied friend for like

553
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: having her titties all the way out and a man,

554
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: It's like, babe, you can't bring me on a dape

555
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: have your titties out, and the niggas next to us

556
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: like you gotta pick one.

557
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 3: Well, maybe it was her sister. It was not her sister.

558
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 3: She was not giving sister vibes.

559
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: She was like like, girl, I'm just here to make

560
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,959
Speaker 1: sure that this boy don't touch you inappropriately.

561
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 3: Well what was he bringing to the table? Looked like

562
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: a third leg? No, no, he just I mean to

563
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: be honest.

564
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: He was definitely of age, but he was giving me

565
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: bar mitzvah.

566
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: He had on a shiny list.

567
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,479
Speaker 1: He had like a button down you know, he had

568
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: the side bang situation.

569
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 3: He had like the pants from Coal's just like lots

570
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: of pockets.

571
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: Possibly his mother dressed him. But he has a lot

572
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: of money. But he has a lot of money, you

573
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: could tell. Yet, tons of money, you could tell.

574
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we were at.

575
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 4: Blue Ribbon Sushi.

576
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 3: Place is nice. It's like the and the g titty

577
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: girl was drinking white wine.

578
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: Doubt.

579
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no it was it was Pinut Grigio

580
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: on the house.

581
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: M hm.

582
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: Her cup runneth over, her cups ran it's rano. I

583
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: mean she didn't she wasn't giving me sanse because Sonseer

584
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: is like like an older woman.

585
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 3: Not so. Sydney is a little grooner. Like a little grooner.

586
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 3: Oh grooner. It's very sweet. No it's not. Yeah, isn't

587
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 3: it sweet?

588
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: No?

589
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Pino Grigio reasoning, chardonay, those are

590
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 3: the sweet white wives.

591
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: I just want to be on a date with you, Marie.

592
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: I want to have fun. I want the guy to

593
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: trick out and get stuff for the table. I want

594
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: him to order everything for us. Okay, so we can

595
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: have like a like a sampler. Okay, I want a

596
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: little samplers.

597
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 3: Okay, everybody gets two apps and then Trey and then yeah,

598
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 3: they like bring all the desserts out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

599
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 3: we'll do the alamode. Yeah yeah, yeah, bring it out. Okay, Sydney,

600
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 3: that's you know what.

601
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 4: Uh.

602
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: I also hadn't really been going on days because I've

603
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 3: been doing shows. But next week I got some openings,

604
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 3: so I think that we should. I'm a I'm a

605
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 3: get some some thangs on the books for next week,

606
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 3: and I'm going to follow through with these Wow. These

607
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 3: these men, you know, like when you get an old

608
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: pair of Converse and they like have holes where the

609
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 3: toes come out a little bit. Yeah, that's what some

610
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 3: of these men on these apps be looking like. So

611
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 3: it's fine. I think we should go to the frying pan.

612
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 3: Remember I mentioned that like years ago, the frying pan.

613
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 3: It's like a boat, but let's go. It's a docked boat.

614
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: It's like seafood and beer and stuff like that. But

615
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 3: I think we should. You love taking a lap. I'll

616
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 3: take many laps around you know. We'll wear We'll wear

617
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 3: our Esper drills and talk shit. I don't. I've never

618
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 3: owned a pair of ESPA drills.

619
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: In We'll have Espa drills and talk ship ESPRA drills

620
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: and talk shit.

621
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 4: Thank you.

622
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 3: That's the title. Okay, whoa, whoa, Andrew? How is dating

623
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: going for you? Sweetie?

624
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: Oh? I am?

625
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 2: I am in a relationship.

626
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: That said I I can't relay, hon.

627
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: You love this big ta, big T, big tea, Molly

628
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 2: Molly size tea. Yeah. I received a text late last

629
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: last week in the night. Let me pull it up. Okay,

630
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,719
Speaker 2: hey man, hey man, one word, I don't have this.

631
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: This contact saved.

632
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: Hey man, one word.

633
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: It's just like one word, no space, hey man. He

634
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: didn't even bother to put the space in between. The

635
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: next morning, I text him who is this? And he

636
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 2: said this is Sean? Is this Andrew and Chelsea? And

637
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, not in Chelsea anymore, but yeah, and

638
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: I'm thinking this is the homeless guy. Yes, okay, I'm

639
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: thinking it's him. I have my my text that like

640
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: automatically delete after like six months, I don't have any texts.

641
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's how you keep the cloud clear. I'm

642
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 3: gonna yeah, my phone storage is full too, I'm gonna

643
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 3: start deleting automatically.

644
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: It's nice. And and I was like, who is Sean who?

645
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: And he was like, we met and chilled before. And

646
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: I asked for a picture.

647
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: Of Oh, this is definitely a black guy we met,

648
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: and you met and before also a man, a man

649
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: was getting beige, but we met she was getting back.

650
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: And so I didn't want to jump to conclusions and

651
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 2: say like, hey, are you the person that like we

652
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: met at three am on the street.

653
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

654
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, You never give yourself away like that.

655
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: Right, because like what if I was wrong? And so

656
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: I had him like explain the entire situation to me,

657
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: just to just to confirm. And he said, we met

658
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: close to your apartment one night when I was headed

659
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 2: to a bar to meet some friends. Came over and

660
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: chilled for a bit, screaming. We kept in touch, and

661
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 2: then the pandemic happened. That happened in July of twenty nineteen.

662
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Speaker 2: He's making it sound like it would happened like a

663
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Speaker 2: February twenty.

664
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Speaker 3: Full two years, babe, full two years the lies. That's

665
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 3: three sixty five times the lies.

666
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: So he's back. I don't know. I'm like that, you know,

667
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 2: he's I mean, he's thinking about it, which I think

668
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: is flattering.

669
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 3: That is very flattering. It is flattering. But also it's like,

670
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 3: I'm judging you a little bit. You haven't had cute

671
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 3: sex in two years.

672
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

673
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, don't judge, don't judge.

674
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: A full two years, don't judge.

675
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: I think after you, after the conversation, after me just

676
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: pouring my heart out for thirty minutes about the dating atmosphere,

677
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: don't judge.

678
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: Were you pouring your heart out or were you judging

679
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 3: everybody in the dating world in the dating realm? You

680
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 3: said the GTT girl had that there she you met

681
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 3: at the flat chested Cardigan in the summertime girl. And

682
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 3: now you're saying, girl, don't judge. But you know what,

683
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 3: That's how it is. Sometimes Sometimes you have really really

684
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 3: good sex with somebody and it makes you sit and

685
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 3: you're like, well, what the hell was I doing before?

686
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 3: If that's what sex is supposed to feel like? And

687
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 3: then everyone you have sex with after that you compare

688
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 3: it to that person who made you, I don't know, levitate,

689
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 3: and then some people, I don't know, some people don't

690
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 3: know what they're missing and they just be having just

691
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: dry vanilla ice cream cone sex.

692
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, I know there was something really great

693
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 2: about like because when you were talking about mascerrating to memories,

694
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: that sort of thing like that is like that moment

695
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: with with hey Man Sean is like you know what

696
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: I returned to a lot of time really.

697
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 3: Because it was like there was.

698
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: Like not like you know when you when you meet

699
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: someone on an app, there's so much work that goes in

700
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: the conversation something check exactly. There's something so nice about like, hey,

701
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: we're just like already here at the same time, We're

702
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: already like we just vibed, yeah, and then had sodomy, you.

703
00:35:52,440 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: Know, had he had side of me beside of me.

704
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.

705
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

706
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: I Mean, I had a dude that I used to

707
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 3: deal with before the pandemic reach out to me recently

708
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 3: and he's kind of been in my DMS for a

709
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 3: while and we've been kind of tiptooning around it. But

710
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: this week he was like, how does how's your week? Look,

711
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 3: it's been a minute, would love to see you. And

712
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 3: that is honestly, that's that's the language that I feel

713
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 3: like I need to hear. I feel like a lot

714
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 3: of men will try to like play it cool or

715
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: what you doing? You you know, wydu and it's like, no,

716
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 3: use your words, boo boo. I know you know how

717
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 3: to use words.

718
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: Use to If you don't know how to use your words,

719
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: use your tongue.

720
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 3: Well, if you don't use your words properly, how is

721
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 3: your tongue gonna get to my house? Because I'm not

722
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 3: coming to your house with the one flat pillow with

723
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 3: no pillowcakes.

724
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: Right near.

725
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: Narror ne'er. Okay, that's fair.

726
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 3: So yeah, you know, I think, uh, you know, might

727
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 3: I might? I might do that little TBT this week

728
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: if possible, you think so? Maybe you know I'm not

729
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 3: against it.

730
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm not against it. I'm just I'm just asking. I'm asking,

731
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah, girl.

732
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 3: For me, it's easier to just do that, But I

733
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 3: don't wanna. I don't want to wake up and be

734
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 3: fifty six years old and sitting in an apartment by myself.

735
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 3: Not in an apartment, I'll be in a house about fifty six.

736
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 3: I don't want to be sitting in my house at

737
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 3: fifty six alone because I didn't have the follow through.

738
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: I didn't I couldn't make the effort, you know what

739
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, I don't want the stuff that I'm

740
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 3: doing right now to come back and bite me in

741
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 3: the ass later. I really, I mean, I would rather

742
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 3: just let somebody bite me in Yes, but I I

743
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 3: don't know.

744
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: So that's why I hear everything that you're saying, and

745
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm proud of you for saying that out loud.

746
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 3: Friend, Actually, what that I don't want to be fifty

747
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 3: six and single? Yeah, well I just if I am fifty, Like, Okay,

748
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 3: it's different if I meet somebody, we have like a

749
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 3: whirlwind thing.

750
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 4: You know.

751
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 3: I live in Italy for a year because I met

752
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 3: somebody on Eatbrey Hole Parts, So.

753
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you know what I mean.

754
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 3: Or I like, marry somebody and then it doesn't work

755
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: out and then I'm fifty six and I'm alone. That's

756
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 3: different than not ever like truly connecting with somebody and

757
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: like experience experiencing freaky, deeky, sexy, beautiful love together because

758
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 3: it's like, what are you saving yourself for.

759
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,240
Speaker 4: The What are you saving yourself for? That's a fucking

760
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 4: that's a motherfucking title. I love that. I fucking love that.

761
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 3: That more than we did sod of Me together.

762
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 4: Okay, you're right, but I'm just what you say yourself.

763
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 3: Or it could be the you know, the little that

764
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 3: could go into Buy and Andrew. Honestly, all of these

765
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: titles could go in the BOT in the description of

766
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 3: the episode. Okay, right, like if we if no right,

767
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: no context, like they'll figure it out, got it?

768
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:18,959
Speaker 2: Okay, But Marie or.

769
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: What you're saying is is so real because people are

770
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: so scared to like fail and to fuck up, and

771
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: it's just like, you can't be scared anymore. What if

772
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: you fail, you can get back up and start over again.

773
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: It's not the end of the world.

774
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 3: But truly, the worst fuck up that you could actually

775
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: do is not living your life. When you're old and

776
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 3: gray and your pubes is gray and your your beard

777
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 3: hairs is gray. When you're old and gray, you're not

778
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 3: gonna regret the stuff that you did. You'll regret all

779
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: of the crap that you did not do. Realistically, you

780
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 3: might feel bad about ah man I don't I can't

781
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 3: believe I said that, or woo, like, I can't believe

782
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: I banged that guy on that stoop, right, But ultimately,

783
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: the stuff that you don't do in your life is

784
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 3: the stuff that you're gonna be like man, like I

785
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: can't believe I didn't do that, or I can't believe

786
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 3: someone offered me blank and I didn't take it. Just

787
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 3: do all the stuff that you want to do, so that,

788
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 3: like when you write your memoirs in your brain later

789
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 3: you'll be like, whoa, I lived a life beach.

790
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I can, I can say that I was.

791
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm kind of annoyed that, like I got my shit

792
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: together when I was older, because all of my memories

793
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: is from you know, pre sobriety. You know, as a

794
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: sober person, I'm not making as many dumb choices. I'm

795
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: still making dumb choices, but not not as reckless.

796
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 4: You've done some reckless.

797
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: Shit, yeah, but I feel like when your youth is

798
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 3: for reckless activity, Yeah, your youth is for reckless things.

799
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 3: You're like, thirties is for like like mess that you

800
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 3: can pay for. Like your thirties you can like do

801
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 3: messy things, but like you should be able to afford

802
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 3: a lawyer, right, Yeah, and then your forties, I don't

803
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 3: know that. Forties, fifty sixties, that's midlife crisis territory, and

804
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 3: that's when people the recklessness re emerges.

805
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but in a different way.

806
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,959
Speaker 3: You buy a car that you don't need, you buy

807
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 3: ed hardy jeans, You bang a twenty one year old,

808
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like, maybe you cheat on

809
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 3: your family, Like that's forty fifty.

810
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: Sixties cheating on your family.

811
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 1: Guys, please fuck those kids have that affair.

812
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: Are you saying, get divorced kids or no?

813
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.

814
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 4: No, don't don't ever fuck kids.

815
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, fuck those kids whatever if you if

816
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: you're saying in a relationship for the kids, the kids

817
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: will be fine.

818
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 4: It's okay.

819
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: If you get a divorce, be worse because y'all stayed

820
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 3: in that unhappy situation. Yeah, you might be messing those

821
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 3: kids up more than you know. Yep. But also the

822
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 3: rent is too damn high, so I damn high, yeah, Marie.

823
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 1: And also I just want you to know we will

824
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: always be together like you and I I know it's

825
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: not enough, like, but we always have each other.

826
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 3: So yes, It is definitely not enough. But thank you, appreciate,

827
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 3: appreciate us always being together. You you in a relationship.

828
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 3: You you are the girl with the gtities and I'm

829
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 3: the flat chested girl in the card again on a

830
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 3: date with y'all. This is what you do. You really

831
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 3: believe that, Marie Sidney, when you said we'll always have

832
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 3: each other, it's giving. It's like foreshadowing. I see it

833
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 3: in my brain, like, that's so raven. I just had m.

834
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: With this little bar Mitzvah boy.

835
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 3: With this little bar mitsvo. Well the bar Minceville boy

836
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 3: is you know, is your boosis?

837
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: Wow?

838
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 4: We will not say that about my boob.

839
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 3: Because your your booths bar Mitsvah boy, you said he

840
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: look rich, so you know, yeah, I guess you're right.

841
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 4: Why why are we so messy? But in the best way.

842
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 3: We're not messy. I think that people are listening to

843
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 3: this right now and they're like, either, yes, they're in

844
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 3: a relationship and they're happy and we yuck. But I

845
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 3: think a lot of people understand where we're coming from.

846
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 3: Dating It was already hard, right, Dating was already hard

847
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 3: because we were, like you trying to like present yourself

848
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 3: in the best way, so somebody will want you. But

849
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: also you want to be on the same page with

850
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 3: the person that you like. Plus you need them to

851
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: look a certain way. Plus you need the dick to

852
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 3: be good, plus you need it's plus they have to

853
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 3: want what you want. It's too much, man, Like I

854
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 3: realized that.

855
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: Yes, when I met my current you know girlfriend, all

856
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: of it sounds crazy.

857
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 4: It was just like, we don't know each other, this

858
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 4: is three, we live far blah blah blah.

859
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: But like, if I didn't take a risk, then I

860
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't be where I am right now. And where I

861
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: am right now is I'm really happy, Like I'm really happy. Yeah,

862
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm masturbating in the day, but happy horny yep, yeah,

863
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: it's I remember when I was not horny at all,

864
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: and we can't I can never go back to that.

865
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh remember when I wasn't horny?

866
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like you know, times have changed, sis, you're

867
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 3: in a different place then.

868
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very dedicated now.

869
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't want to be horny all the time. Really,

870
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 3: you want to be horny all the time?

871
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: I mean I want to be horning all the time

872
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: for the person that I'm with.

873
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 4: That's a note for you.

874
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 2: What about you, Andrew, I'm just like being horny all

875
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: the time for the person that you're with, sure, but

876
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 2: like you're not even like geographically in the same place.

877
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem same.

878
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 3: So you just horny, right?

879
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? For real?

880
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: Well, you get out there and not be horny for

881
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: you know, several years, and you'll see where I'm coming from.

882
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: I was not horny for five years, and it was

883
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: the scariest thing. I was like, my pussy is broken,

884
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: Like the inside of my pussy does not work, is dead.

885
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 3: I thought it was dead. I mean, to be fair,

886
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 3: there are people who are asexual that exist. I'm not

887
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: wishing this on you. I'm not putting that on you.

888
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 3: But right there are people who are asexual and they

889
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 3: exist and they live I'm gonna say fulfilling lives. I

890
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: don't know, they fulfill they live, they live lives.

891
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they out we are, I don't know.

892
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: We should definitely try to find an asexual like expert

893
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: on here.

894
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what we're gonna talk about work?

895
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 4: No, how like.

896
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: About Ship's Creek. See, that's that's not a positive way

897
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: to to promote a sexuality, Marie.

898
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 4: I'm not trying.

899
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to promote a sexuality. I recognize that

900
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 3: it exists. You're saying you want to talk to them,

901
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 3: they not will be talking about sex. We're gonna be like, so,

902
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: what are you the expert in not having sex or

903
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 3: not that?

904
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,280
Speaker 4: But okay, then now I want to have sex.

905
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 3: The conversation is is three seconds longis it's three sentences?

906
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: Tell us about you?

907
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 4: Okay?

908
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need sex. I have a thriving pottery business. Okay,

909
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: well thanks for being on the pod. Uh.

910
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: I don't know anybody that's asexual, do you?

911
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: No? No, I don't not anybody who's telling me about it?

912
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, well because of because of the energy, look at

913
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: you whatever you got to talk about pottery?

914
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 3: Well, because you want to have an asexual expert on?

915
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 3: What's the conversation, Sidney? What kind of questions would you

916
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 3: ask them? Pretend it's me?

917
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 4: How is it?

918
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: How are you able to navigate a sexually driven like

919
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 1: society without like how do you meet people who are

920
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: like you?

921
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 3: Oh?

922
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: And how do you and like what bonds do you have?

923
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: And so y'all go to bed, y'all see each other naked?

924
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 1: You feel nothing?

925
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 3: No, I sleep in a shirt like like we need

926
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 3: to poo no bottoms, and uh, you know, I just do.

927
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 3: I don't want to. I feel no sexual desire. I

928
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 3: don't need a release. I just you know, I fill

929
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: my time with books. That would be the episode. I

930
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 3: fill my life with books.

931
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: Well, does the asexual person need to be the a

932
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: sexual expert? Could they be like an expert in anything else?

933
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 3: They would have to be. Yeah, and then the asexual

934
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 3: thing is just like you know, a cherry on top

935
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 3: and we go, oh, you know, we react to them

936
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 3: saying that. But like a whole sixty minute or a

937
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 3: seventy five minute episode talking to somebody who's not sexually

938
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 3: attracted to anybody. I like that.

939
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 4: Okay, you're right.

940
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: So we're looking for an asexual person but also has

941
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: another expertise.

942
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I gotta have. You have to have

943
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:48,479
Speaker 4: two and two.

944
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 3: I would rather talk to somebody who was like Polly

945
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 3: or you know, I feel like for me, the questions are, well,

946
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: how do y'all make this work? What's the jealousy aspect here?

947
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 3: Like I would rather talk to a hoe than somebody

948
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 3: who is like a welder. That's asexual. Okay, but you

949
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 3: put the call out there if if if you're either

950
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: one of those things, you know who to call Sydney

951
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 3: No ye, people were saying that your phone number was

952
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 3: still on your page.

953
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: They did they did that, and I was like, what

954
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: the fuck, dude, But I I took it down.

955
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 4: God is God is Jesus is real.

956
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: And it was concerned, I know.

957
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: But but you know what made me upset that I

958
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: was not getting any calls. Nobody nobody called me.

959
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: Did anybody like textuns? Like, by the way, no.

960
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: Nobody texts me nothing. I was like, I was like, wow,

961
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: now you guys want to respect me.

962
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 4: That's weird.

963
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 3: Well, you know, Sis, you scared them last week. You

964
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 3: were yelling at them, definitely yelling at them. They were

965
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: in the comments like I'm just leaving this comment because

966
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 3: Sidney yelled at us.

967
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 2: So Sidney doesn't hit me, right, Sidney doesn't?

968
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

969
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 4: Stop? I listen.

970
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: It all comes from love, guide, It all comes from love.

971
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: Because even though you guys write really nice things to us,

972
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: and you DM us and you follow us and you

973
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: tweet about us, I.

974
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 4: Feel like.

975
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes we are overlooked. Sometimes we are not in these lists.

976
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes we are not recognized for the good work. That

977
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: we're doing, and it's annoying it Sometimes it hurts my feelings.

978
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: I know that none of this stuff matters, but I'm

979
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: being honest while we're being transparent. Yeah, it does hurt

980
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: my feelings sometimes I'm like, I know that the people

981
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: who follow us love us, So what the fuck is

982
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: the problem?

983
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 4: Why are we not on the charts?

984
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: So nobody listens? Nobody who listens to the podcast is

985
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 3: making a list or charts. None of y'all write for

986
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 3: Vulture or doesn't.

987
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 2: Well. Serena William's husband, the creator of Reddit, says that

988
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 2: he listens to this show allegedly.

989
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 3: Oh wait, when did he say that? Where's the post

990
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 3: of that? I don't remember that conversation. That might have

991
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 3: been July twenty nineteen when Andrew was beg in that

992
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 3: Homeless Man. When did that?

993
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did that conversation?

994
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 2: Where did that? Like? I think it's like I remember

995
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 2: going through your tagged unofficial experts tagged photos and being like,

996
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: wait a second, this is the creator of reddit that

997
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: posted this.

998
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like some of y'all are on Reddit.

999
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 3: Just go ahead and throw the unofficial expert just mention

1000
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 3: it start a bunch of forums or something for us.

1001
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: You know what it is, Marie, We're not as I mean,

1002
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: we're not really putting our business out there anymore. We're

1003
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: not any We're not doing anything that salacious.

1004
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 3: It's some of the top podcasts on Spotify are not

1005
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: salacious at all. It's a lot of people listening to

1006
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan. He not being silatious, he's just actually have

1007
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 3: no idea what he's talking.

1008
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, what the hell.

1009
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: Is Joe Rogan talking about? Can someone tell us we

1010
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: have Rogan on the podcast?

1011
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 4: Can you?

1012
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: Can you put it in the comments? What the fuck

1013
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: is Joe Rogan talking about?

1014
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 4: Exactly?

1015
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 3: Y'all everybody is a Fear Factor fan from the early

1016
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 3: two thousands. No, but he is the highest rated podcast

1017
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 3: of all the podcasts. So if Joseph Elizabeth Rogan can

1018
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 3: do it, why can't we?

1019
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 4: M hm hm.

1020
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 3: Anyway, I guess we should maybe wrap this up.

1021
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 4: Wait, do we have I think we have. We might

1022
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 4: have an email though that we haven't read. There's so

1023
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 4: many we haven't read he sent to us. And then

1024
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 4: we were like, oops.

1025
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure which ones you've read at this point.

1026
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 4: Which we only read one last week.

1027
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 2: I think maybe like, is it?

1028
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I haven't it?

1029
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 2: Do you have them? Okay?

1030
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see how long this is from Catherine.

1031
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 4: Yes, Catherine, come on, Kathy, give it to me.

1032
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, Marie, Sydney and Andrew. Love, love, love this podcast.

1033
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 3: I started listening to you at the beginning of the

1034
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 3: pandem after laughing so hard when y'all guested on Ask

1035
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 3: Me Another, Oh, Sydney Room, we did Ask me Another,

1036
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 3: and we did. We fully took over those white people's podcasts.

1037
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1038
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 3: Listening to your pod gets me through my workday. Your

1039
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 3: episode on Black Lives Matter has helped me explain what

1040
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 3: the f is going on in a very clear manner

1041
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 3: to some of my not so woke friends. In fact,

1042
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 3: I posted the episode on my social media on all

1043
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 3: of my social media. I look forward to the pod

1044
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 3: every week, and I'm glad Andrew is talking more. The

1045
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 3: three of you are such a cute and hot family.

1046
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 3: Thank you for the loughs and sending you lots of

1047
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 3: love your way. Oh wait, which one is Catherine? Oh

1048
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 3: she's getting Jessica Rabbit.

1049
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 4: Very what the body looking like? Let me see the.

1050
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 3: Body's not in the is not in none of the shots,

1051
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 3: but she's.

1052
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 2: Getting scroll down. It's oh yeah, yeah.

1053
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we go Catherine. She know who? She also looks

1054
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 3: like she kind of looks like the girl from did

1055
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 3: you guys watch Desperate Housewives? Yes?

1056
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 4: Can you show me her one more time? Let me see.

1057
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's a cutie, sexy.

1058
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: It's a red hoiden.

1059
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 4: I would take her on a date.

1060
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 3: Sidney, you would tell you everybody on a date.

1061
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 4: That's not true.

1062
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 3: You would take everybody on a date. I feel like

1063
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 3: we have messages in our ms, yeah dms from people

1064
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:08,720
Speaker 3: who are like confessing things or you know, just sending

1065
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 3: us mess which you know we love but we don't.

1066
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: Also wanted to say the people who just came to

1067
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: the Nit last Sunday, Melissa and Amanda from the podcast,

1068
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I was so happy to give

1069
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: really good hugs to you girls. Very very cute ladies.

1070
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I love everybody who comes to the Knit

1071
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: every Sunday and listens to the pod and leaves us

1072
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: nice reviews.

1073
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,760
Speaker 4: Those are my favorite type.

1074
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 3: I love when people. I love when women come to

1075
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 3: see us alive and they come with their boyfriends and

1076
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 3: their boyfriends were like, yeah, she's a really big fan.

1077
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 3: Can we just take a photo? He already had his

1078
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 3: camera in his hand. He was ready to go.

1079
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 4: He was, he was.

1080
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 3: She was like, okay, and I don't like that angle.

1081
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 4: Let's do this over. He was. He was a good man, good,

1082
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 4: good great man.

1083
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: Also, Yeah, if you're a hot straight man, I mean hot,

1084
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: and someone told you to come to the podcast, please come,

1085
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: I mean to listen to the podcast. Please come to

1086
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: the net because then maybe we can see you and

1087
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: maybe you can go on a date with Marie. Who

1088
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: what a straight a straight hot man.

1089
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. Last week when we said we

1090
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 3: didn't want to give our phone number to people who

1091
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 3: listened to the podcasts, I don't know if I want

1092
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 3: to give my kyat to somebody who listens to the

1093
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: podcast either.

1094
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 4: Okay, how about this, how about this?

1095
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: If you are a straight hot man interested in Marie,

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Speaker 1: come to me first and I'll vet.

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00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 3: I'll vet. Said, you are not the person to vet.

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00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 3: If anything, I got to send them to Andrew, because you,

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00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 3: like everybody, you are the wrong.

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00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 2: You're doing too much, too much site.

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00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 3: Take a prey, he said, Clock out for me, Sweetie,

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00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: clock out.

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00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: It's not on my own podcast.

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Speaker 3: Take a break on my own podcast.

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00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 2: These options for Marie like, gosh.

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Speaker 3: Girl, Also, aren't you busy? You won't bet with your assistant?

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00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: Girl?

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00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, balay Bly, I miss you. Oh wait, and I

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00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: have an announcement. I'll be in San Francisco twenty second

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00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: through the twenty fourth. Unfortunately without Marie. If I had

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00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: a bigger budget, you know what, I would have fluted

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00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: her out. But I will be there at Cobbs Comedy Club.

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00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: Please come and see me. Yes, don't embarrass me. I

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00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: don't know how many tickets are sold. They haven't canceled

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Speaker 1: the shows yet, so maybe I'm getting tickets.

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00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 4: But please come.

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00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 3: Wow, you're selling this, please, we're all selling No Sydney, Sydney.

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00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 3: Let's pretend you're on the radio. Okay, you're on I

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Speaker 3: don't know ninety seven point one, and you're you're in

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00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 3: town to promote a show. Promote it, tell people what

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00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 3: they go see, tell people what they gonna miss if

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Speaker 3: they don't show up. Ready you wanting to give you

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00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 3: sixty seconds? Yes, I'll give you sixty seconds to promote

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00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 3: this properly, to get people to come out. Ready, your

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00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: time starts now.

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00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: Hey, all my favorite people, you know what your favorite

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00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: person will be in San Francisco at Cobbs Comedy Club

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Speaker 1: July twenty second through the twenty fourth. Not only will

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00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: you be getting looks, laughs, and bundles, you will also

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00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: get a view of my girlfriend because she will be

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00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: there in the eye. So please get those tickets so

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00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: you can laugh, laugh, laugh, and then take pictures with

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00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: me and my celebrity girlfriend. You have thirty seconds left,

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00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: Come on down, get those tickets. And you know what,

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00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: if you're not laughing, you will also be drooling because

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00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: let me tell you the outfits, the looks that I

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00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: pulled together right from assos unbelievable.

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00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 4: Not Clarence, not Clarence at all.

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Speaker 3: Seconds left.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So again, get those tickets for Cobbs Comedy Club.

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00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: I will be there in San Francisco July twenty second

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Speaker 1: through the twenty fourth.

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00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 3: I'm doing two shows every night. Babe, gorgeous. I was

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00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 3: better than what you did before. But I mean, sixty

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00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,479
Speaker 3: seconds is a long time when you're trying to sell something.

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Speaker 1: Can you just can you just be my coach for everything?

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00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: Marie Down, I need you to be my coach, baby.

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00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 3: Wooh, I don't think so, honey, Okay, great, Andrew, do

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00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 3: you have anything that you want to promote or something

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00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: that you're trying to.

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00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: Oh the email for this the that people are emailing.

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00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 2: I just want to reiterate unofficial expertise at gmail dot

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00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 2: com expertise because I think I think it's still your

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00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 2: email in the Instagram button.

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00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: I think so, because they because Marie is getting emails

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00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: left and right.

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00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's getting more.

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00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 4: She's getting more emails. And I got phone calls.

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01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 2: And then you got phone calls, Sydney. You had an

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01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 2: assignment last week to do that. Now it's your turn.

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01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I gotta log into the un official expert

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01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 3: and I will change the email to you official expertise.

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01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: Then he needs the clock out. You gotta log in.

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01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: I gottag clock out log in. I mean, yeah, we're

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01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: it's a changing of the guards.

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01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 4: Clock out log in.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Now, one last time before we go, let's read

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01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 3: through the titles and then we'll pick one. And you

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01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 3: guys are gonna.

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01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 2: Let it all right, So slinging and slapping dick he

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01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 2: she they all sugar daddying down the game. Minnesota ten,

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01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 2: New York seven. Close your eyes, open your legs, lazy

1174
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 2: eye for the wind. Cowardly lines are not my type.

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01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 2: Her cops ran over ESPA drills and I didn't catch

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01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 2: what was the What was the last part of that?

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01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 3: I don't know because I don't believe in ESPA drills.

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01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 2: But Sydney, Okay, that's getting cut.

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01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 3: I think it's Esprah Drilsen Sanser.

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01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 2: Okay, just let the record show es dress. There we

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01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 2: had Sodomy What are you saving yourself for? What the

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01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 2: fuck is Joe Rogan talking about? And clock out log in?

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01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 3: What are you setting yourself for? Curly lines are not

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01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 3: my type? What the fuck is Joe Rogan talking? That's

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01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 3: so funny?

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01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good fucking title though. What

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01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: the fuck is Joe Rogan talking about? Is funny?

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Speaker 2: I know?

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Speaker 3: But the people listen to us? Do they listen to

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01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan? I don't. I don't think it's crossover there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, honestly, what there was one that

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Speaker 1: we really really liked.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember what it is. The list was real long. Today.

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Speaker 4: We had Sodomy.

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01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: Oh, we had Sodomy. I like that, But then there

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Speaker 3: was another one.

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Speaker 2: I think minisode of ten New York seven, and you

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01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 2: made a comment about it earlier.

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Speaker 3: I like that, but I don't know. You don't have

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01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 3: to read the list again. But we don't have to

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Speaker 3: do that off off offline.

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Speaker 2: I can, I can text it to you if you

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Speaker 2: want to read it.

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01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, send it to me, Okay, text it to me. Sidon,

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Speaker 3: Do you have a show tonight? I do.

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Speaker 4: I do have a fucking show. And it's at ten pm.

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01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 3: Oh, mine's at nine.

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Speaker 4: Where's yours?

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01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 3: Oh in Williamsburg?

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01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 4: What's yours?

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01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 3: Comedians you should know.

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01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 4: Oh, that's gonna be fun.

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01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I always have a good time there.

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01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 4: What you got yours is a gutter? Mine is at

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01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 4: Union Hall.

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Speaker 3: Oh we're gonna we're gonna miss it. We're gonna miss

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Speaker 3: your ten pm comedy show. Okay, all right, okay, Sidney,

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01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 3: Well you have you have? Yeah, you should definitely take

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01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 3: this snap that red bull is has passed through you.

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01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it got me.

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01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 3: It got me through the pod though, and that's what

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01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 3: was most important, honestly, shout out to red Bull, you raggedy.

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01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, guys, I hope y'all enjoyed this, and I

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01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 3: hope it inspired you to be the best hold that

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01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 3: you could be this week, or just take a chance

1229
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 3: on something that you've been dragging your feet on, whether

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01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 3: it's like dating related or not.

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01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: And everything that we said is not just dating related.

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01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: Close your eyes, open your legs. It's for anything.

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01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 3: It's valuable, valuable. It's a great mantra, open your eyes,

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01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 3: close your legs. No, close your legs to married men,

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01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 3: shout out to Nanni Leaks. If anybody knows Ninni and

1236
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 3: wants to get Niini on the pod somehow, let's make that.

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01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, honey, bye wig, Let's get at Nini on

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01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 3: the pod. So Andrew, thank you. I got the all

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01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 3: the titles and we'll pick one, and then whatever we

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01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 3: don't pick is going to be in the description with

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01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:02,240
Speaker 3: zero context. Yep, Okay, got it all right, Okay, bye friends,

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01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 3: Bye Forever Dog. This has been a Forever Dog production.

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01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 2: The Unofficial Expert Is Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio,

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01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 2: and Alex Ramsey.

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01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 3: Senior producer Tracy Soren, Produced by Andrew McGuire. Cover art

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01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 3: by Sandy Hoenig.

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01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:39,240
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