Speaker 1: Well the minisodes. Well, yeah, there it is. There it is.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a spectacular episode of Many.
Speaker 1: Episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we
Speaker 1: dive deep, deep, so deep, put your ass to sleep,
Speaker 1: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we finally
Speaker 1: work to prove that you, the listeners at home, have
Speaker 1: your own theories that you're going to share with us,
Speaker 1: and we are so excited to hear them. It's a
Speaker 1: mini episode. This is the first MANY episode we've ever done.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to myself. I'm all alone. Olivia, who is
Speaker 1: one of our producers, a lovely person, a fantastic producer,
Speaker 1: is here looking at me talk to myself. So I
Speaker 1: guess I'm not technically alone, but it ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: anybody else talking back to me. You listeners at home,
Speaker 1: So if you don't like my voice, if you're tired
Speaker 1: of my list I assure you, this is not the
Speaker 1: episode to keep listening to. You need to get out
Speaker 1: now because it's just gonna be me for probably like
Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty minutes. And that's insane. I hated as
Speaker 1: much as you do, but this is what we have.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. It's been a hard day. D m X
Speaker 1: passed away earlier today, and uh, and that's not great.
Speaker 1: It's a sad thing. He was such a big part
Speaker 1: of of my life my formative years, despite me being
Speaker 1: in no way, shape or form at all a d
Speaker 1: m X type person. I don't know if y'all get
Speaker 1: my vibe, but it ain't anywhere near d m X.
Speaker 1: But boy, did I feel like a rough rider just
Speaker 1: you know. I felt like I was a part of
Speaker 1: the crew. Anyway, we miss you, DMX. And I don't
Speaker 1: why did I make this episode? Said, I didn't have
Speaker 1: to do this, It's it's a mini episode. Truly, I
Speaker 1: didn't have to bring this up at all. But here
Speaker 1: we are. I should be alone. There needs to be
Speaker 1: another person in my brain at all times. I'm excited
Speaker 1: today because I'm going to be playing some fan theory.
Speaker 1: Some some theories that are fans send us. I get
Speaker 1: a ton of emails all the time from people who
Speaker 1: say they love the show. Some people call me a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot, they say they hate the show, But for
Speaker 1: the most part, people say they love the show. And
Speaker 1: then some people are brave enough to send us wonderful
Speaker 1: theories that they themselves are playing within their heads. So
Speaker 1: this first theory the first mini episode. You got it,
Speaker 1: you stupid bitches. We're about to pop this cherry. The
Speaker 1: first theory comes from a person named Kalin. Kalin sent
Speaker 1: us a message and I'm gonna play it now. Hey Langston,
Speaker 1: this is Kalin from Detroit. Huge fan of the podcast
Speaker 1: and you know, possibly a new intern if you need one,
Speaker 1: I'm always available. So the conspiracy theory that I came
Speaker 1: across was originally found on Twitter and still not convinced
Speaker 1: that I believe it or not. So people are claiming
Speaker 1: that black actors and actresses have replaced traditionally ginger characters
Speaker 1: in different forms of media, whether it be comic books,
Speaker 1: video games, etcetera. So a lot of people think that
Speaker 1: Hollywood has changed these characters because ginger is an anagram
Speaker 1: for the word nigger, and I want to see if
Speaker 1: there's any truth to this. Please let me know. I
Speaker 1: would love to hear it on the pod. Thanks again,
Speaker 1: and keep up the good work. Whoa O ka Line
Speaker 1: coming in hot? Well let me start off by saying,
Speaker 1: first and foremost, fuck U k Line for coming on
Speaker 1: the with with an entire meal in your mouth for
Speaker 1: for contacting me to have me do research. As you
Speaker 1: eat what sounds like a steak dinner, you had a
Speaker 1: t bone that you were slowly chewing through. It wasn't
Speaker 1: even like it's it's clearly cooked well like all the
Speaker 1: way through, and you are snacking on it as you
Speaker 1: present this premise to me. I'll never fucking forgive you
Speaker 1: for that, Klin. You're out of line, my friend. How
Speaker 1: fucking dare you? But more importantly, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for sending that. It means the world to me. And
Speaker 1: what a fucking spectacular theory that I've never heard before.
Speaker 1: I had not ever once in my life heard of
Speaker 1: the idea that ginger was an anagram for for nigger.
Speaker 1: Nigger excuse me and Hardy are on that motherfucker, and
Speaker 1: it's it's an anagram for nigger. And more importantly, that
Speaker 1: these these redheaded actors are being replaced by black people.
Speaker 1: It's a stunning accusation, terrifying if true. And so what
Speaker 1: I decided to do, Kaalin, in honor of the the
Speaker 1: are you that you sent us is I I did,
Speaker 1: in fact do some research. I tried to unpack some
Speaker 1: of the things that you've presented in your theory. Now,
Speaker 1: let's start with the basics, right. Apparently, redheads only make
Speaker 1: up about one to two percent of the world's population.
Speaker 1: They're only one They're real small, They're a tiny little bunch,
Speaker 1: and you can spot them easy because you know of
Speaker 1: the red hair. And so it apparently to be a redhead,
Speaker 1: your parents need to be carriers of something called the
Speaker 1: MC one R or the melano courtin one receptor. That's
Speaker 1: the redhead gene, and both parents need to be carriers
Speaker 1: of this gene to make a redhead baby, which explains
Speaker 1: why occasionally you do come across some black people with
Speaker 1: red hair. European people are rapists. This is just a fact,
Speaker 1: and then they raped our ancestors, and subsequently a few
Speaker 1: of us have that carrier that rare redhead gene. That
Speaker 1: said a parent lead. Redheads historically are not as rare
Speaker 1: as we've made them out to be in terms of
Speaker 1: our text. I started doing some digging, and apparently there
Speaker 1: were several mummies of of Egyptian descent. The Egyptian pharaohs
Speaker 1: were found to have red hair or hair with reddish pigments.
Speaker 1: It is the way that it was framed but I
Speaker 1: think it's red hair. I go so bold as to
Speaker 1: say red hair, mostly because nobody's fact checking me. Literally,
Speaker 1: Dictionary dot Com, Encyclopedia Britannica. None of these motherfuckers show
Speaker 1: up and try to fistfight me. I wish the Cyclopedia
Speaker 1: Brown would say some ship to me. I'll beat his ass.
Speaker 1: I'll fuck you up, Encyclopedia Brown. But that's neither here
Speaker 1: nor there. But apparently Ramsey's the second, who was often
Speaker 1: referred to as Ramsey's the Great. This motherfucker was a
Speaker 1: great Ramsey's and was regarded as the most powerful and
Speaker 1: celebrated pharaoh of the Egyptian Empire, which kind of feels
Speaker 1: like a little bit of bias was cooked into that.
Speaker 1: My fun and you know what I mean, like the
Speaker 1: best pharaoh. That's like how Trump. You know, he claims
Speaker 1: he was the best president, But I don't know that
Speaker 1: I can trust that. Ramsey's the second was the best.
Speaker 1: My my votes from Ramsey's the third. That's me personally.
Speaker 1: That said, apparently Ramsey's the second, who was regarded by
Speaker 1: some as the most powerful and celebrated pharaoh, was in
Speaker 1: fact a redhead. Even more crazy, there are so many
Speaker 1: other redheads in history and Homer's Iliad, he describes Menelais
Speaker 1: and Achilles as both being redheads. Homer also, when he
Speaker 1: ran that ship back in the Odyssey, he described Helen
Speaker 1: of Troy as having red hair. Aphrodite is sometimes described
Speaker 1: as having red hair. Cleopatra was described as having red hair.
Speaker 1: Even the slaves of ancient Greece, who were said to
Speaker 1: cost the most, were redheads. They paid more money to
Speaker 1: buy redheads because the ancient Greece and people thought that
Speaker 1: they were good luck. Now alternatively, the ancient Egyptians did
Speaker 1: not feel the same way about those redheads, and in fact,
Speaker 1: they would bury the redheads alive because they considered them
Speaker 1: such bad luck that this was a sacrifice to the gods. So,
Speaker 1: you know, potato, potato, tomato, tomato. You murder them or
Speaker 1: you worship them. I'm not really sure who's correcting all
Speaker 1: of this, but I think the more important thing that
Speaker 1: I discovered as I unpacked some of this research is
Speaker 1: that a whole bunch of people historically who were known
Speaker 1: to be redheads have now been represented to us as
Speaker 1: blonde haired or blue wide, or sort of like traditionally Caucus.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean a more a more
Speaker 1: palatable caucus. And we know the whites don't care for
Speaker 1: the redheads. That's a fact that's not even up for debate.
Speaker 1: There's no conspiracy theory there. You whites do not care
Speaker 1: for redheads one bit. Every time you're you're, you're being
Speaker 1: mean to them in school, you push them down. You
Speaker 1: you pour I've seen your movies. You pour milk on
Speaker 1: their their spaghetti lunches, all the different shenanigans that you
Speaker 1: pulled to bully little redhead children. And so what I'm
Speaker 1: seeing here, Kayalin, what what I think is the real conspiracy.
Speaker 1: It's not that black people are being replaced. It's more
Speaker 1: that these white people replaced redheads Historically. They turned Achilles
Speaker 1: into a more traditional white man, They turned Helen of
Speaker 1: Troy into a more traditional white woman. They turned Cleopatra
Speaker 1: into something unrecognizable from her former self. And then afterwards,
Speaker 1: when people called for diversity, when people called for things
Speaker 1: to be even doubt, instead of sacrificing themselves, instead of
Speaker 1: stepping up and being like, you know what, we the
Speaker 1: blonde hair, blue wide who also are somewhere genetic deformity
Speaker 1: that shouldn't exist, will sacrifice ourselves will step up and
Speaker 1: say we don't belong here. Instead, what they do is
Speaker 1: they sacrifice other white people. They sacrifice more redheads and
Speaker 1: replace them with niggas and create a new rift, a
Speaker 1: new fight to be had in our communities. We shouldn't
Speaker 1: be fighting the redheads. We don't need to start any
Speaker 1: beef with the redheads. And I, similarly, Kalin went online
Speaker 1: and I started doing some research about that replacement that
Speaker 1: you're talking about, and you're absolutely right. These white people
Speaker 1: are doing exactly what you're accusing them of. They are
Speaker 1: replacing redhead people with black people and hoping we don't
Speaker 1: fucking notice. I found a post from two years ago
Speaker 1: from somebody UH named f britt Tannier f Britannia wrote
Speaker 1: a post where they asked why is Hollywood getting rid
Speaker 1: of all comic book redheads? And this is what they wrote.
Speaker 1: I want to read the whole thing they said. I mean,
Speaker 1: I found it pretty weird all redheads are being replaced
Speaker 1: by mostly black actors. I wouldn't really have a problem
Speaker 1: with it, which you can already tell, okay line that
Speaker 1: this motherfucker clearly has a problem with it. But he
Speaker 1: said I wouldn't really have a problem with it if
Speaker 1: it were just a few, but it's getting ridiculous. Every
Speaker 1: single redhead is being erased except Jane Gray. I don't
Speaker 1: know why Jane Gray got brought up in all of
Speaker 1: this gay line, but apparently everybody but Jean Gray has
Speaker 1: been replaced. And then if Britannia goes down a long
Speaker 1: list of some of these options, Jimmy Olsen in the
Speaker 1: d CU was murdered and not much of a redhead
Speaker 1: if I recall correctly, And in Supergirl he's black now
Speaker 1: Wally West and Iris West and the Flash Show they
Speaker 1: are also black, which is what happened in the New
Speaker 1: fifty two, so I guess I can understand it. Plus
Speaker 1: it was one of the first shows to do it.
Speaker 1: Starfire Well, I guess she still is a redhead. But
Speaker 1: that wig looks awful. The costume design of that show
Speaker 1: is pretty bad. But why is there skin not orange?
Speaker 1: That was a detail I always liked of her character,
Speaker 1: as it gave her no real ethnicity. Let me stop
Speaker 1: you right there. The bitch is orange. She's got an ethnicity,
Speaker 1: it just ain't an ethnicity you're aware of. Let's not
Speaker 1: erase orange people. I don't know what that ship is,
Speaker 1: but it's still exists. Let's not pretend like these motherfucker's
Speaker 1: just are are raceless. Don't play this dumbass game where
Speaker 1: you go like, I don't see race because the bitch
Speaker 1: is orange. She's orange, and that is a race and
Speaker 1: I like it, Starfire, you could get it. Next person.
Speaker 1: Mary Jane, Well she's not Mary Jane and the m
Speaker 1: c U. But come on, we know who May m
Speaker 1: J is supposed to be. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: funk that means. I also really don't like her her actress,
Speaker 1: her performances always seem like she still is in a
Speaker 1: Disney show, so he's not as in Daia van uh
Speaker 1: uh and and really unhappy that MJ was replaced Black Widow.
Speaker 1: Well now she's blind, starting to lose focus. I get
Speaker 1: that there are others besides sen Gray Pepper, which appeared
Speaker 1: back in two thousand and eight, so it's not saying
Speaker 1: much because this trend wasn't really prominent back then. And
Speaker 1: May who's hot and young now for some reason. And
Speaker 1: Marita she's Aquaman's wife. I hope I said that name right.
Speaker 1: I'm not hating on or anything, just genuinely curious as
Speaker 1: to why this is happening. Maybe it's less of a
Speaker 1: trend than I believe, but most major redheads are being changed,
Speaker 1: and there maybe others I missed. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: just a bit weird. It's a wild post, but not
Speaker 1: not a uh, not completely unsubstantiated. There's some evidence that
Speaker 1: this person is digging up. And then they got also weirdly,
Speaker 1: they conflated a bunch of ship by being mad that
Speaker 1: like black Widow has blonde hair and may ain't old
Speaker 1: and crusty no more. I don't know. You're mad at
Speaker 1: Marissa Tomay, you fucking idiot. And let me say this
Speaker 1: as a person who is now in the superhero universe. I,
Speaker 1: as many of my listeners know, I'm I'm famous for
Speaker 1: playing Eagle the Archer on The Boys, very famous, hugely
Speaker 1: successful for that role that I was in h four
Speaker 1: episodes of Anyway, I don't think Eagle the Archer was
Speaker 1: originally a black man. Now. In in my defense, Eagle
Speaker 1: the Archer wore a mask, so it wasn't clear whether
Speaker 1: or not he had red hair under there. But it
Speaker 1: is possible that I, in fact, I am am a
Speaker 1: product of redhead. Replace your is that a word, redhead,
Speaker 1: replace your I'm out here doing I'm gentrifying another space
Speaker 1: with my with my negroy nose and my ethnic lips.
Speaker 1: I'm ruining everything and I and ladies and gentlemen. If
Speaker 1: that is in fact true, I don't apologize. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: I needed that check real bad. Papa's down bad, and
Speaker 1: and I gotta at on these ponies. But I do
Speaker 1: want to say that to my redhead brothers and sisters.
Speaker 1: I am with you. I won't give you the job,
Speaker 1: but I am with you anyway. It's it's an interesting point.
Speaker 1: But here's how I know that white people can't stand redheads.
Speaker 1: Because this is a Reddit post, right, and with Reddit post,
Speaker 1: you would expect a bunch of racist things to naturally
Speaker 1: follow this post where they're talking about black people are
Speaker 1: racing white people from their own jobs. But I go
Speaker 1: down the comments of this Reddit post and there aren't
Speaker 1: any mean comments. Most of the comments regarding black people.
Speaker 1: At least most of the comments are just white people
Speaker 1: yelling out, hey, look at this dumbass being a redhead
Speaker 1: rights activists that looking it is dumb motherfucker trying to
Speaker 1: advocate for redheads. Stupid bitch. I don't nobody loves redheads truly,
Speaker 1: they are kalen the niggas of white people. The anagram
Speaker 1: is correct, if ever, the part of the conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that's substantial that you presented, they are the niggers of
Speaker 1: white people. And it's I don't know, chicken of the seed,
Speaker 1: poor poor redheads. And I'll be honest, I like redheads.
Speaker 1: I've always been a fan. And maybe that there's it's
Speaker 1: that crossover. Maybe that's the venn diagram that really exists
Speaker 1: in the white and black community. Is like we've both
Speaker 1: suffered at the hands of much more mean, much more
Speaker 1: manipulative whites. And I pray for my my red head
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. And I hope that you you flip
Speaker 1: that antagram around and maybe you come to the nigger
Speaker 1: side one day and you don't get to say it,
Speaker 1: but you could be a part of our community, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You could join up with us,
Speaker 1: y'all could be like bizarro are You could be our
Speaker 1: our other niggers. Yeah, like the other white meat, other
Speaker 1: nigger meat. All right, well, kayline, I hope that satisfied
Speaker 1: your question, and I hope you enjoyed this mini episode. Uh.
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Speaker 1: We we'd love to hear from you, and in honor
Speaker 1: of our hero of certainly my fallen hero DMX, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send us out the only way I know how. Okay, bye,
Speaker 1: can anyway. Motherfucking many years, souls many years, so motherfucking many. Ever, so,
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