Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nicky.
Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Same crew as we had yesterday.
Speaker 3: My mom, Brian, Noah, what's going on with your eye?
Speaker 1: That was not a stroke?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's yeah, maybe it is.
Speaker 1: I liked it though. Can you wink?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, you can't.
Speaker 3: You can close both eyes and then open one, but no,
Speaker 3: it's too much.
Speaker 1: It has to be subtle.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't do it like if you're just like,
Speaker 3: I can't really do it either.
Speaker 1: I'm a little insecure about my own so.
Speaker 3: I think I'm never going to try.
Speaker 1: No, I won't ever make fun of you again. You
Speaker 1: can't wink either, Ali can't wink. That's cute. She does.
Speaker 1: It looks cute.
Speaker 3: When do we do it?
Speaker 1: There's a problem. Yeah, it's the road. Uh neurological, Yes,
Speaker 1: that was what I was thinking. Okay, Noah's pregnant.
Speaker 2: We announced it on last week's last night's show, but
Speaker 2: then her mic cutout as soon as she was getting
Speaker 2: into how she differently as a woman over forty being pregnant. Right,
Speaker 2: so those of you didn't maybe hear yes, yesterday's episode
Speaker 2: she's four and a half five months pregnant twenty four.
Speaker 4: Weeks, and for some reason, she was silenced for discussing
Speaker 4: her pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that about? You're so cool about it?
Speaker 2: Like I always forget you're pregnant because you don't seem
Speaker 2: to like talk about it at all.
Speaker 1: What can you give us?
Speaker 2: Like the highlights, the low lights, Like what you didn't expect,
Speaker 2: what you did expect?
Speaker 1: What I mean you're you.
Speaker 2: Like what you're excited about, what you're dreading, like everything
Speaker 2: things we wouldn't Well, I'm excited to just go.
Speaker 5: I'm excited about the whole thing. I think, uh, definitely,
Speaker 5: waiting didn't really bring up all those fears that you
Speaker 5: talked about at the end of last episode with like
Speaker 5: my whole ripping. Am I ready for this? I'm gonna
Speaker 5: have to push this thing out Like I don't. I
Speaker 5: don't really see it like that. I see it as Wow,
Speaker 5: my body was able to create something. It wasn't easy,
Speaker 5: you know, it was a process to get here, but
Speaker 5: it did it, and I'm proud of myself for it,
Speaker 5: and I'm excited.
Speaker 6: I'm not scared of it.
Speaker 2: If you learn nothing from yesterday's episode, you could be
Speaker 2: thankful for yourself for doing it, but you can't.
Speaker 5: I'm but you are proud. I'm thankful, and uh, let's see.
Speaker 5: What I really like about it is that my boobs
Speaker 5: are huge. First time in my life I have cleavage.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't.
Speaker 4: Why did I just that's the only question I have.
Speaker 4: Well those statements bob.
Speaker 1: Babies, will they do?
Speaker 4: They go down?
Speaker 1: Immediately? They go down, They go down after you're nursing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, how long is that last? Well?
Speaker 3: As long as you nurse.
Speaker 1: What have you found about having big boobs? Like, what's
Speaker 1: it like like never having them and now you do
Speaker 1: have them? Like she used to get a new bra Yeah,
Speaker 1: new bras.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've been waiting on that because I don't
Speaker 5: want to spend the money on it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's see.
Speaker 5: I learned that most of my shirts are not v neck, Like,
Speaker 5: don't show off cleavage because it's I never had cleavage
Speaker 5: to show off.
Speaker 2: Even if you do, though, like showing off cleavage is
Speaker 2: distracting for people, and sometimes I like, when I have
Speaker 2: had cleavage, I don't want it to be out like
Speaker 2: women that just have a line of cleavage.
Speaker 1: I know some women can't help it.
Speaker 2: So if you wear any kind of v neck, I
Speaker 2: would just find it hard to get through the day
Speaker 2: and have people not I don't want to distract people.
Speaker 2: That's me being like, oh, poor men, they can't handle
Speaker 2: themselves around my tits, and I want them to be
Speaker 2: a little focused. But I grew up going to a
Speaker 2: middle school who forbid women to wear tank tops because
Speaker 2: we're distracting to boys.
Speaker 3: You are tank tops?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in rebellion, I was the only one that showed
Speaker 2: up the next day.
Speaker 1: It was the only time I've ever rebelled. Wow, I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were doing.
Speaker 2: Every girls were all the girls were gonna wear tak
Speaker 2: times because we're like, this is stupid. We can't wear
Speaker 2: tak times because boys are distracted, And no one else
Speaker 2: wore one. The next day I did, and I thank
Speaker 2: god I brought a sweater and I put it on
Speaker 2: over it. But and then all the boys were able
Speaker 2: to get a's on that test that day before. They
Speaker 2: were so yeah, they were distracted by my bees. But
Speaker 2: are you are they getting in the way? Are you
Speaker 2: feeling like is your husband is so.
Speaker 5: Like gug okay, So now, because my stomach is starting
Speaker 5: to protrude, sometimes like if I don't wear a bra,
Speaker 5: like my boobs will stick to my stomach, which is
Speaker 5: something that I haven't really.
Speaker 2: You've been a woman that doesn't need a bra, like
Speaker 2: what you'd like being brawless because it doesn't change anything.
Speaker 2: Really like women with weighty boobs like bras because it
Speaker 2: keeps the tit from laying on our stomach, which is
Speaker 2: an annoying feeling. Not that I have big tits or
Speaker 2: anything right now, they're they're pretty small. In fact, a
Speaker 2: girl after a show the other day said, thanks for
Speaker 2: representing girls with small boobs.
Speaker 6: You don't have.
Speaker 1: His right hand.
Speaker 2: No, But when you're thinner, like I've lost a little
Speaker 2: bit of way to do to anxiety, And I think
Speaker 2: that's it sucks out of your tits pretty fast, and
Speaker 2: then when you gain weight you put it in.
Speaker 1: Some people put in their boobs. But yeah, so I
Speaker 1: think maybe it's that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and age, you just lose like voluminousness. But
Speaker 2: do you are you used to going to be sad
Speaker 2: to see these tits go?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, I.
Speaker 1: She just got them forgot. I'm just thinking, I mean.
Speaker 3: She's just getting used to them, and I'm already taking
Speaker 3: them away from mind, Like how are when they're gone?
Speaker 1: Yeah this baby no tits.
Speaker 5: It's like where like, yeah, you know what I don't like?
Speaker 5: I like I realized that because you know, when I
Speaker 5: was going into this and stuff like everyone's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: your body doesn't become yours anymore and all that stuff.
Speaker 5: And while I can see where people come from when
Speaker 5: they say that, I don't really feel that. I don't
Speaker 5: feel this this this thing taking over my body and
Speaker 5: it's no longer mine.
Speaker 2: It's like, but you did see a picture of yourself
Speaker 2: from behind where you were like horrified and you didn't
Speaker 2: recognize yourself. Did you feel in that way like oh
Speaker 2: I have no control? Like was that a moment for
Speaker 2: you of like, what's happening to my body?
Speaker 3: I hate?
Speaker 6: But it wasn't.
Speaker 5: It was just like I didn't recognize myself, which was
Speaker 5: was really hard. It was basically we went to Sedona
Speaker 5: and Abby took a picture of me walking on like
Speaker 5: red Rock and I and it was a picture from behind.
Speaker 5: I didn't have my coat on. You could see my
Speaker 5: I could see my button. I was really disheveled that day.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 5: I just didn't give a shit what I looked like
Speaker 5: and I just look like a like a cow grazings
Speaker 5: the sedon.
Speaker 1: I did it.
Speaker 2: I saw the picture and it was not that bad,
Speaker 2: but it was like together, yeah it was. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so you don't relate to the thing of like your
Speaker 2: body's being taken from you.
Speaker 1: Is it weird? And this is me just being so
Speaker 1: vapid in vain, That's fine.
Speaker 2: I would really worry about my stomach stretching out, Like
Speaker 2: I would try to suck in all the time so
Speaker 2: that my stomach skin isn't stretching out so that I'm
Speaker 2: not left with something. But I have to get a
Speaker 2: mommy makeover and go to doctor whatever it is.
Speaker 6: So with you, I'm I have been so.
Speaker 5: I used to work in a health food store and
Speaker 5: there were these women that would come in and there
Speaker 5: was this oil that they would buy. It was called
Speaker 5: Mother's Special Blend, and they would talk about how we
Speaker 5: would leave no stretch marks.
Speaker 6: So when I was nineteen, I.
Speaker 5: Heard this and I bookmarked it for like now, like, oh,
Speaker 5: I always have to have like an oily stomach and stuff.
Speaker 6: So I'm yeah, I'm all about that.
Speaker 1: I bring up all the time. Yeah, but can you
Speaker 1: see it?
Speaker 2: Can you be like, it's like, what was the When
Speaker 2: did you first see your stomach stick out where you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this isn't just me being full, because
Speaker 2: I think we all can look about three months pregnant
Speaker 2: if we eat a really big meal and just descend
Speaker 2: our stomach, you can kind of get there and see
Speaker 2: what it would be like. Was there one morning where
Speaker 2: you were like, oh, it's here, does it like drop?
Speaker 6: At one point?
Speaker 5: I think it was like maybe five or six weeks
Speaker 5: in the I just you just feel you just feel
Speaker 5: like you're holding in a fart like forever, and it's
Speaker 5: just like going out and I realized it, but it
Speaker 5: was like where it was underneath my belly button. It
Speaker 5: was like in the fupa area. I was like, wow,
Speaker 5: this is kind of big. It looks like I get
Speaker 5: a huge meal and I'm like, isn't it too early
Speaker 5: to show anything? And then it gradually moves up. I mean,
Speaker 5: like a fart my belly is like they travel around, yeah,
Speaker 5: giant art. I don't know when or.
Speaker 1: Do you feel relief like you must be gassed up.
Speaker 5: I don't feel relief because I constantly feel like, oh,
Speaker 5: there's a fart trapped in there and it's not going
Speaker 5: away yet.
Speaker 1: It's a way after a time. Are you having weird cravings?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had to girl when I said cravings.
Speaker 5: Right, it's like week by week. It's not like they
Speaker 5: make it out on TV where you want like pickles
Speaker 5: and chocolate ice cream weird things. It's just like this week,
Speaker 5: I just want peanut butter all the time.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay? And what is this week for you? What
Speaker 1: do you what you're what are you go on?
Speaker 6: That's it?
Speaker 5: Oh, I told Brian before the show, I'm eating green
Speaker 5: apples with peanut butter. That's my thing this week.
Speaker 1: That's like all you want for every meal.
Speaker 6: It's what I want between every meal.
Speaker 4: That peanut butter because then I won't get a peanut
Speaker 4: allergy when they're.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: I've heard different things, but the latest my thinking on
Speaker 4: it is that the reason why there's so many peanut
Speaker 4: allergies these days is because everyone is avoiding giving their
Speaker 4: children peanuts and just in case they have a peanut allergy,
Speaker 4: and it's like, well, now they're not exposed to it,
Speaker 4: so then when they do get exposed to peanuts for
Speaker 4: the first time when they go to kinder garden, they
Speaker 4: have a reaction.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I always think about when people on
Speaker 2: planes are wiping down every surface and I'm just like
Speaker 2: not doing, like laying my face on the tray table,
Speaker 2: dropping around, eating, brushing it goes doing and then eating it.
Speaker 2: Still I go like, is this working for you? Like
Speaker 2: are you doing this because you get sick? Or do
Speaker 2: you get sick because you do this all the time?
Speaker 3: They probably get sick because now they get sick.
Speaker 2: Really, and I'm pretty disgusting, And we've talked about this before,
Speaker 2: but I just sometimes the thing that you're avoiding is
Speaker 2: the thing that will get you.
Speaker 1: And there's just was a study that came out recently.
Speaker 2: It was in like the headlines last week about people
Speaker 2: that are so scared of getting sick gets sick more.
Speaker 1: Oh and maybe.
Speaker 2: That's because they know their disposition and they know that
Speaker 2: they're more likely to get sick.
Speaker 1: So therefore it could.
Speaker 4: Be sometimes notice me, yeah, sometimes you might that's true.
Speaker 4: But someone else might say I'm sick, I need to
Speaker 4: take a day off. You might just like breeze through
Speaker 4: the day without even being like, Okay, I guess.
Speaker 3: You just don't.
Speaker 2: I don't get the same effects because I've I've felt
Speaker 2: the same effects. I've had strip throat before, I've had
Speaker 2: like I know what, I've had migraines before. Like I
Speaker 2: know pain, and I know and I but I also
Speaker 2: know when a sniffle. I would think there's no one
Speaker 2: in the world who would take off work because you
Speaker 2: have a sniffle.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think there are people that would.
Speaker 2: That, just like are just a little bit Like I
Speaker 2: can understand if your head feels like it's like the
Speaker 2: pressure and you can't walk and you can't think straight.
Speaker 1: But if you're just having sinus drippage.
Speaker 6: Go to work.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you need a break, you need a break, like,
Speaker 2: I won't steal that from you, But don't make it
Speaker 2: about your sniffles. You just need a break, Like that's
Speaker 2: not a reason to take off work. But I do
Speaker 2: think if you have even a slight headache, you should
Speaker 2: be able to have months off of work. I think
Speaker 2: a headache, no one should be able to be expected
Speaker 2: to function on them. They should be a get out
Speaker 2: of work free card. Any any kind of tension headache.
Speaker 2: Headaches I think are the worst pain ever.
Speaker 1: I know, that's what I like. I feel bad asking
Speaker 1: you to do anything. Headaches are the worst.
Speaker 3: I have so much aspirin and guys right away.
Speaker 1: Well then what are we dealing with? What are we
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 6: Aspirin?
Speaker 3: Aspirin?
Speaker 1: Why don't you everyone take aspirin?
Speaker 3: Then? Why don't you always take aspirin? I do, because
Speaker 3: sometimes you just fight it every day, every day, almost
Speaker 3: every day. Why do you think you get headaches if
Speaker 3: you go to the doctor. It's sinus stuff. Why don't
Speaker 3: you do sinus? And I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have some floonnaise in the other room.
Speaker 3: I know I need to just go buy some.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you're getting headaches from. Is probably sinus.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can't day it's a steroid and it'll it'll
Speaker 4: kill you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I need to do like an anti histamine
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: My sister told me that floonase are like those like
Speaker 2: anti histamines. Nose sprays are good for your bags under
Speaker 2: your eyes.
Speaker 1: That's another and I should do it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that to be true. I did get
Speaker 2: it for that and it hasn't changed anything. So please
Speaker 2: don't rush out and buy thinking your bags are going
Speaker 2: to go away. Girls, there's working for her.
Speaker 3: It is Yes, she didn't even any bags under her
Speaker 3: she's ever had bags.
Speaker 1: She did when she's tired, she has bags.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's just she's sleep because she's having The cure.
Speaker 4: For bags is sleeping. That's the only thing that works.
Speaker 1: Or surgery. Yeah, Creams do not work.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's ever a cream that has ever
Speaker 4: done anything that works.
Speaker 3: Kind of agree with you, Yeah, why do you subscribe it?
Speaker 2: Well, because I like the feeling of having moisturized skin,
Speaker 2: and I do believe it. My plant squalling stuff I use.
Speaker 2: I would, seriously, it's the number one thing I can't
Speaker 2: live without. All of you, I would just goodbye if
Speaker 2: I if it it meant that is the I can't
Speaker 2: even function without that. Please just plant squalling. It's the
Speaker 2: ordinary plant squalling. I bought it for you.
Speaker 1: You have it.
Speaker 3: I my ordinary plan.
Speaker 2: It keeps you moisture. It just keeps you moistureds all time.
Speaker 2: It's the only moisturizer, moisturizer that has ever worked beyond
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes on my face. Every other moisturizer that everyone uses,
Speaker 2: they get absorbed, right, My skin sucks it up and
Speaker 2: it's dry again.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, but.
Speaker 2: This stuff actually stays on your face all night long.
Speaker 2: It doesn't stain your sheets. It's incredible. I cannot believe
Speaker 2: everyone doesn't use it. I'm mystified. And it's seven dollars
Speaker 2: a bottle.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: You can get a target. Don't get the heavy squalling,
Speaker 2: get the one hundred percent. It's it's so good.
Speaker 4: But I got you for everything. If it doesn't cost
Speaker 4: enough money, then no one will know about it because
Speaker 4: no one's profiting enough off of it. Oh bottle that
Speaker 4: lasts forever. No one's going to make a commercial.
Speaker 2: For a while, I was gate keeping it because I
Speaker 2: didn't want it to sell out everywhere. And now I
Speaker 2: don't care because I just, I just I'm baffled that
Speaker 2: the people I have shared it with don't continue it.
Speaker 2: Because once I found this stuff, I was it's like
Speaker 2: I will, I'll never use anything else.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what facewash I use, what I don't
Speaker 2: use a night cream. I don't use an I cream.
Speaker 1: I just use this stuff. You can use it as lube.
Speaker 1: I've talked about it a million times. You use it
Speaker 1: just in the morninglube. No I used it in the morning.
Speaker 1: At night it's it's my night cream.
Speaker 2: When we don't have to, I'll use it as lube
Speaker 2: because it's just it's just plant squalling. There's nothing else
Speaker 2: in it. It's one ingredient. It's really clean, it's slick.
Speaker 2: It makes it feels oily, but it's not oil. It's
Speaker 2: it's amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't fathom why you would do anything else. I've
Speaker 2: tried other stuff because people go swear by it. And
Speaker 2: I spent eighty dollars on this thing and this balm
Speaker 2: and this seramides, and these doctors just sent me this,
Speaker 2: like five hundred dollars skincare cream, two creams, five hundred
Speaker 2: dollars for the whole set.
Speaker 1: I didn't one that we opened together. No, a different
Speaker 1: one and it was five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: And I've been using itazing, that one.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what it's supposed to. It drives
Speaker 1: me out.
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 6: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: But I did get botox last week, and I'm very
Speaker 2: excited about the results.
Speaker 1: They haven't come in yet. Okay, they're just coming in.
Speaker 1: We're just getting the result.
Speaker 4: Get it because it takes.
Speaker 1: Seven to ten days. Oh, I got it.
Speaker 2: At Nayak in Saint Louis, which is my favorite pace
Speaker 2: to go. Oh oh, that's a better question, I guess.
Speaker 1: I was like, why is he asking where I'm going.
Speaker 3: In Saint Louis to get my I got it in
Speaker 3: my shin and then I got it in my like here,
Speaker 3: I don't know, like this like where it would dribble
Speaker 3: down if you were like little lines, frown lines, yeah,
Speaker 3: crown lines.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this if you apparently you're if you take this,
Speaker 2: if you freeze this, this gets shot up like it
Speaker 2: just it gives the appearance that this raises. All I'm
Speaker 2: trying to do is raise this area of my face.
Speaker 2: And I was told that unhooking the tendon, the stretch
Speaker 2: that's pulling these down, will make we'll just do the
Speaker 2: optical illusion of pulling your face up.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 2: It hasn't taken shape yet, it hasn't started yet. I
Speaker 2: haven't felt it. I'm just starting to feel the like
Speaker 2: kind of numbness around here. And then I got my
Speaker 2: mandibles here because I clenched my jaws a lot, so
Speaker 2: this muscle is kind of being taken out. And then
Speaker 2: I got massive yes, and then I got h Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I meant to say. And then lip girl,
Speaker 2: lip flip, lip flip, lip flip. Yeah, and that that
Speaker 2: I've done that a box.
Speaker 3: I can see that on you right now.
Speaker 1: Oh busted. It's a little bit. Are you saying you
Speaker 1: like it?
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I can see. I know when you
Speaker 1: got this done.
Speaker 3: I saw you the day you got it done, and
Speaker 3: you say it hasn't taken effect, but I can see
Speaker 3: it right now it's.
Speaker 1: Still coming out. I'm so excited. I love this stuff.
Speaker 2: This stuff is exciting because it's risky and you're like,
Speaker 2: am I gonna like this? And it's like, we'll see baby.
Speaker 2: Does it hurt getting it in?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Not really a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well I did it with you though, Well it depends
Speaker 2: on how much how fast you metabolize it, but botex
Speaker 2: For me, it's I used to be able to keep
Speaker 2: it in my face for I would say like six months,
Speaker 2: and now it's probably three months.
Speaker 1: Like you know, you get older and you just uses
Speaker 1: up quicker.
Speaker 2: But I love going and getting this stuff done because
Speaker 2: it feels like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of bad, like this could go really wrong.
Speaker 2: Like I like the inherent risk of it, but I
Speaker 2: don't feel a risk because I trust my girl so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah Jones, Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: I eventually want the muscles just stop.
Speaker 2: You won't need to get get different sections like I
Speaker 2: trick my face.
Speaker 1: It's like confusion.
Speaker 2: I don't just keep muting these same areas because I
Speaker 2: don't want you want to be able to express yourself.
Speaker 1: And that's why.
Speaker 2: But I just like to I might, it might really
Speaker 2: fuck up my face and look really weird. I'll own it,
Speaker 2: we'll address it. I'll go away there, and then it'll
Speaker 2: eventually go away. It's not permanent.
Speaker 3: Where does it go?
Speaker 1: Where does what go? That the shot into the muscle,
Speaker 1: I know? And then what it.
Speaker 4: Just is METASICLZ. If you piss it out, you're going to.
Speaker 1: Get cut off if you talk about any of the
Speaker 1: doctor stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it goes.
Speaker 4: Your body eats it, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: It into your body, and it's probably not.
Speaker 4: It's probably more like your immune system fights it off
Speaker 4: and then gets rid of it through Europe.
Speaker 1: Because it is a toxin.
Speaker 4: It's a toxin. Yeah, yeah, but so is.
Speaker 1: The spray tans, so is makeup. You know, there's no mate.
Speaker 2: None of our makeup is regulated by the FDA, none
Speaker 2: of it, kidding me none. They can put anything on
Speaker 2: our face and sell it to us and there's no regulation.
Speaker 3: Why is that because the makeup industry they don't care
Speaker 3: about win.
Speaker 1: Oh they're just coming off.
Speaker 6: I'm just kidding. I was making.
Speaker 1: This goes met again.
Speaker 2: Okay, we have to get a break. We'll be back
Speaker 2: with more after this. So Noah's pregnant. And also you're
Speaker 2: so chill about it.
Speaker 1: I don't be like we're going to talk about what
Speaker 1: do you think I should be?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: Like what I guess?
Speaker 2: Like, Oh my god, I can't believe I'm going to
Speaker 2: be responsible for human I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't take this back.
Speaker 3: Have you gotten sick at all? Did you have morning sickness?
Speaker 5: I have had such a wonderful pregnancy second trimester. I
Speaker 5: have thrown up and gotten sick. It's not that I haven't.
Speaker 1: But that was New Year's she was wasted. You won't
Speaker 1: get sick then, I guarantee you.
Speaker 3: If you haven't yet, you've gotten sick. Once you said.
Speaker 5: I've gotten sick maybe like seven times. Oh, I would say.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a lot.
Speaker 3: That's like I feel like it's not it's not it's
Speaker 3: not compared because it's just like what it could be.
Speaker 1: There are some women who have it through their whole pregnancy.
Speaker 2: Yes, humor did oh that was that documentary where she
Speaker 2: covered that.
Speaker 1: That's looked rough man.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Yeah, I just I guess I would be
Speaker 2: stressed out about I have to take care of a
Speaker 2: human for the rest of my life, like i've.
Speaker 1: I've never once had one. To Niki, Well, I understand
Speaker 1: that it's a wee thing for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, but we all know moms do more.
Speaker 2: It's like, I get that, but I I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's something that you should be stressed
Speaker 2: out about. I have never undertaken something that I will
Speaker 2: won't have an end date. I've never committed to something
Speaker 2: that doesn't have an end date in my life.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know of anything that I could even my
Speaker 2: career maybe, but that's always gonna go in different It's
Speaker 2: I can give it up at any time like.
Speaker 1: I could try other things.
Speaker 2: I've never signed up for something that is about to
Speaker 2: start in four four months that will be the rest
Speaker 2: of my life.
Speaker 1: That would be. I would be.
Speaker 2: Stressed out about that, but there's no point in being
Speaker 2: stressed out because it just is the way it.
Speaker 3: Guess what this was planned for?
Speaker 2: Noah, Well, I know, I just can't understand wanting that,
Speaker 2: like want to even like I would be even if
Speaker 2: it was something I wanted, like a yacht, someone was like,
Speaker 2: you have I can help you the next eighteen years,
Speaker 2: I'd be like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this yacht, I'm scared, Like what am I gonna
Speaker 1: do with it?
Speaker 4: If I decided to like it.
Speaker 5: I think it's so common A lot of people think that,
Speaker 5: And I remember when I first started dating Av we
Speaker 5: would talk about having children and stuff and how you know,
Speaker 5: like we were not ready for it or whatever. But
Speaker 5: he thought, similar to you, it's going to impair his traveling.
Speaker 5: It's gonna uh, you know, never gonna sleep. It's it's
Speaker 5: gonna be something that like cannibalizes his life. And I
Speaker 5: was talking to my therapist about it, and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: you can look at it that way, but you can
Speaker 5: also look at it as new opportunities, new adventures, pushing
Speaker 5: yourself outside of the box to try different things and
Speaker 5: things that I probably can't even think of because I've
Speaker 5: never had a child before.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you're saying yes to a whole life that
Speaker 2: you you're saying.
Speaker 3: That's all a mystery. But it's gonna be all fun
Speaker 3: and just.
Speaker 4: Your life's gonna change. You're gonna be a different person.
Speaker 4: A's what my brother says, is like, or if some
Speaker 4: of my friends say, it's you're just different. Everything has
Speaker 4: Your life is different, Your life has changed. What you
Speaker 4: wanted prior to the child is not what you want
Speaker 4: after the child.
Speaker 1: I call bullshit. I called bullshit on that.
Speaker 2: Everyone always says that, but then everyone still is. I mean,
Speaker 2: liez a trigger as a joke about it. She's like,
Speaker 2: all these women have babies and they're like, I've changed,
Speaker 2: And she's like, I think you're still an anarexic bitch.
Speaker 2: Like you still care about being skinny, you still care
Speaker 2: about your ring light and looking cute on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You still care about the likes.
Speaker 2: You still care about having a beautiful home, which everyone's
Speaker 2: gonna you still care what people think. You haven't evolved,
Speaker 2: You haven't changed that much. I understand that. Definitely, you
Speaker 2: change as a human when you have a kid. There's
Speaker 2: no question about Too many people say that they do,
Speaker 2: but it's not in that way. You don't become an
Speaker 2: inherently better person because you have a child. Well it
Speaker 2: sounds like the way they talk about it, it's romantic,
Speaker 2: like I just man, before I didn't even know what
Speaker 2: I was doing, and now I just now I have
Speaker 2: now my life oh before without like it's there is
Speaker 2: an implied and I'm sorry to get defensive about this,
Speaker 2: there's an implied thing of like if you don't do it,
Speaker 2: you'll never know, and that's so sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just a new addition getting
Speaker 3: defensive and you are getting defensive.
Speaker 5: I mean, it shouldn't be like a like a judgmental
Speaker 5: thing on either side, whether you choose to have kids
Speaker 5: or not. I respect people who choose not to have
Speaker 5: kids because of their lifestyle and they know it'll put
Speaker 5: a child in the you know, like not the best
Speaker 5: environment to grow up. And I can respect people who
Speaker 5: choose not to do that, and I respect people who
Speaker 5: want to have families too. It's just, you know, I
Speaker 5: don't really see it as a judgmental thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I'm just constantly comparing my own experience
Speaker 2: and I'm just still frustrated. By why I don't want
Speaker 2: this thing that all everyone that I know.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you for standing up to that.
Speaker 2: I'm not standing up to anything you are.
Speaker 3: I cannot.
Speaker 2: When my friends all started kissing boys, and it was
Speaker 2: this thing that like, I know I'm gonna have to do,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't want to fucking do that at all.
Speaker 1: It's terrifying. What if I'm bad at it? I feel
Speaker 1: the same way, or like going to haunted houses.
Speaker 2: All my friends want to go to Silo X, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, why do I want to do this? Why
Speaker 2: would I want to be scared? Why would I want
Speaker 2: to take on something that's hard? Like I and I
Speaker 2: understand that I go on stage and talk in front
Speaker 2: of people, and to most people, that's the most scary
Speaker 2: thing ever and they could never do that. But this
Speaker 2: is a thing. This isn't talking on stage in front
Speaker 2: of people. This is something that most people want, and
Speaker 2: why don't That's where I get I said, what why
Speaker 2: don't I like this thing that or want this thing
Speaker 2: that everyone seems to want.
Speaker 1: I just still can't. And I've struggled with it.
Speaker 5: On the badcount next Year's Yeah, maybe I didn't want
Speaker 5: it until I don't know, like thirty eight or something.
Speaker 1: Really okay, Well, yeah, thirty I'm I am going to
Speaker 1: be thirty eight next year because I'm going backwards. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start taking away.
Speaker 3: Out sister's age. Yeah, why don't just turned thirty eight
Speaker 3: two years ago?
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: I got her a good birthday gift. You can I
Speaker 2: say what I got.
Speaker 3: I got her Cozy Earth sheets, which we are doing
Speaker 3: ads for on the show, but they sent me some.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking you. This is not an ad. They
Speaker 2: didn't pay for this, so you're welcome, Cozy Earth. I
Speaker 2: have never been someone and this is another thing on
Speaker 2: the podcast I talked about, I don't feel like a
Speaker 2: real woman because I don't appreciate sheets and linens and
Speaker 2: bullshit like that. This changed everything for me. I am
Speaker 2: so obsessed with these cozy or sheets. It's if you're
Speaker 2: sleeping and like a silky I can't even believe how
Speaker 2: much I love these sheets.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I've never loved sheets before. I don't care. They're all
Speaker 2: the same to me. I know, like kind of the
Speaker 2: difference between like you know, you're staying at a Ramata
Speaker 2: inn or you're staying at a you know a.
Speaker 1: Yes, listen, I know when it's nice. These are so
Speaker 1: next level nice. Are they cotton?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're cotton, but like they've got a silkiness to them.
Speaker 1: I'll show you, I believe, I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You'd have to look at It's probably a blend, which
Speaker 2: I know is not ideal. But I'm so glad there's
Speaker 2: a blend, because it is. I don't want the sheet
Speaker 2: to be anything other than what it is. I'm obsard.
Speaker 1: Do you feel my sheets in the room?
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: They had them at Searelena's bed, and that's what I
Speaker 2: talked to for the ad, is like because they hadn't
Speaker 2: funny to me yet, And so I was talking about
Speaker 2: Sara Lena's bed that she had him on, and I
Speaker 2: remember being like wow. But I think I didn't really
Speaker 2: revel in them until I got them myself.
Speaker 1: And I'm a bamboo viscos.
Speaker 2: It's oh, they're Oprah's favorite sheets. Oh They're on her
Speaker 2: list of favorite things every year. I didn't even use
Speaker 2: my own promo code when I bought them. But I
Speaker 2: will tell you if you go to Cozy Earth and
Speaker 2: put some things in a basket, and then you put
Speaker 2: your email dress in there anywhere. They will text you
Speaker 2: constantly reminding you. And the other day they go forty
Speaker 2: percent off flash sail next three hours.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I got me.
Speaker 1: I got three of sheets.
Speaker 3: I want to buy you that stuff for your birthday too,
Speaker 3: bit bitch, they're coming.
Speaker 1: Your birthday.
Speaker 3: Favorite king.
Speaker 1: I got you a king sized sheet. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: light gray not white? Why do you like white? You
Speaker 1: can have my white ones. Then I'll take the stone gray.
Speaker 1: I have white.
Speaker 3: I like white sheets.
Speaker 1: I'll have to like well to bleach him a little bit,
Speaker 1: because there's a spry to it.
Speaker 3: I'll take this gray one.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're really nice. You can exchange him if you
Speaker 2: want so. Yeah, I got Laurence too. They're new go
Speaker 2: to guests. I'm obsessed with them.
Speaker 4: Who you're welcome.
Speaker 7: Of?
Speaker 4: Bamboo viscos?
Speaker 3: Get cotton in that. There's bamboo is not cotton, and
Speaker 3: viscos is definitely not cotton.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I don't know what to tell you. Why
Speaker 1: do you want cotton so much?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I'm going to wait for you to
Speaker 1: go feel them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get but as an extra gift for both
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: Tonight, We're going to see Tyler Henry.
Speaker 2: Tyler Henry, I am so excited about it.
Speaker 1: He is a medium.
Speaker 2: He talks to ghosts people who have passed, and he
Speaker 2: is the reason, as I've cited on the podcast before
Speaker 2: that I believe in an afterlife. Before Tyler Henry, I
Speaker 2: was on the fence, and now I am so bought in.
Speaker 6: Him.
Speaker 1: Yes, possibly after the show, if he's not too drained.
Speaker 1: I have a we have.
Speaker 2: My assistant is best friends with a producer from his show,
Speaker 2: and so she put us in touch and.
Speaker 1: She's and I said, pleat. She goes, do you want
Speaker 1: to meet time Henry, my sistant said, and I said, oh.
Speaker 2: My, I mean I would love to, But like I've
Speaker 2: watched his document, I watched his show, and he gets
Speaker 2: very drained after these readings, like it sucks the life
Speaker 2: out of him.
Speaker 1: And the last thing I want is to take any
Speaker 1: more of his energy. So if he's up for it,
Speaker 1: we will meet him, or at least I would meet it.
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever he wants, right, I don't like
Speaker 1: to meet people after their shows. No, I don't know you.
Speaker 1: I just want them to be done for the night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you've been there, you're there.
Speaker 2: I like meeting people at a meet and greet, But like,
Speaker 2: if it's just like a celebrity who wants to come
Speaker 2: by that I like barely know and this is gonna
Speaker 2: be an awkward thing after my show, I'd rather pass right.
Speaker 2: But I'm excited to just be at his show and
Speaker 2: see what he does and see people like talk to
Speaker 2: people that are dead. Yeah, he's playing the Factory, which
Speaker 2: I played two years ago.
Speaker 1: It's like a three thousand and.
Speaker 2: Cedar wow, and everyone there is showing up hoping that he,
Speaker 2: of course talks to.
Speaker 3: The whole show.
Speaker 4: Is he's going to go pick people out of the
Speaker 4: audience and ask them questions.
Speaker 1: What I think happens, Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2: I think he's like I'm guessing because I've seen things
Speaker 2: like this where it's like, in this section of the room,
Speaker 2: there's someone coming through, Yeah, something about a top hat
Speaker 2: and maybe a creek or what you know, Like they'll
Speaker 2: have some that's me yeah, yeah, yeah, and then make
Speaker 2: it work.
Speaker 4: Well, if you could actually talk to ghost, then you
Speaker 4: would be able to sell out a three thousand seat theater.
Speaker 4: But there's also a part of me that's like, you know,
Speaker 4: you're profiting so much off of talking to people's desperation
Speaker 4: to talk to their deceased relatives. There's something as slimy
Speaker 4: about you.
Speaker 1: It's like one hundred thousand person waiting list.
Speaker 3: No, he has a six hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: But that's what I worked.
Speaker 5: I worked for a lot of psychics on like psychic radio.
Speaker 5: I worked for a pet psychic sonya Philspatrick, and then
Speaker 5: I filled in for another psychic on like an entertainment channel.
Speaker 5: And let me tell you, people call these shows like
Speaker 5: two hours before they even start. Yeah, and they feel
Speaker 5: such relief after they talk to the psychic.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that they feel relief and people find
Speaker 4: comfort in it, and that's one thing, and that's nice.
Speaker 4: But really, to me.
Speaker 2: Is doing in this industry and I don't think he's taking.
Speaker 2: That's why I like Tyler Henry is that if you
Speaker 2: look at him, you just go this guy is not
Speaker 2: in this for the mains. So cool it maybe is
Speaker 2: a part of it now for him, because once you
Speaker 2: get in the industry, you kind of get like a
Speaker 2: little bit attached to the fame thing. But he's just
Speaker 2: he's just a guy with a gift that didn't even
Speaker 2: want it. It's annoying to him. He was just like
Speaker 2: a kid in school who would see ghosts and didn't
Speaker 2: even know what was going on. I thought everyone could
Speaker 2: see these ghosts. And then he starts verbalizing it and
Speaker 2: people are going, wait, get my great aunt. His name's Sylvia.
Speaker 2: Why did she just tell you that it's okay the
Speaker 2: kids couldn't come, or like he would just say.
Speaker 5: Like experience like that, that's the experience that people pay for.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there are going to be a lot of
Speaker 2: people if who leave being like, why didn't my person
Speaker 2: come through. I know that's that's a bummer that he
Speaker 2: can't get to everyone. But I think that even just
Speaker 2: being around people that are experiencing that, it gives you
Speaker 2: hope that your person is in a place like that,
Speaker 2: or that you will be in a place like that
Speaker 2: when you maybe someday be able to I have a
Speaker 2: feeling this is the anniversary of Bob Saggat's death for
Speaker 2: two years ago.
Speaker 1: Today, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, if anyone's going to come through, I could see
Speaker 2: Bob wanting to get a little bit more stage time,
Speaker 2: like if like at a three thousand seat venue where
Speaker 2: he can come through and like be.
Speaker 1: On Mike, you know, in the only way he could.
Speaker 2: I'm like, if if anyone in my life would come through,
Speaker 2: I would think it would be Bob tonight. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm trying to, like put that energy out.
Speaker 3: Let it out there.
Speaker 2: And I don't even want to steal anything from anyone,
Speaker 2: because I would much rather someone's son who died of
Speaker 2: cancer when he was a kid come through than Bob
Speaker 2: Saget for me, because I don't have any unfinished business
Speaker 2: with Bob. But you know, it would be nice to
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be like, go away, Bob, but I'm not
Speaker 2: going showing up being like I hope I get talked to.
Speaker 4: But you know, talk to ghosts, you would be in
Speaker 4: an insane asylum, like because also can you turn it off?
Speaker 4: I feel like the real people who can talk to
Speaker 4: ghosts are like there's this constantly ghosts coming at you
Speaker 4: trying to get your attention, and you don't know where
Speaker 4: it's coming from.
Speaker 2: He has to like scribble on a piece of paper
Speaker 2: and like channel it. He's got to like tap in.
Speaker 2: I think it's something that you have to be that
Speaker 2: we could probably all tap into. But certain people are
Speaker 2: wired to tap into it, just like certain people are
Speaker 2: wired to be able to play classical piano and other
Speaker 2: people aren't.
Speaker 1: Like it's just a thing. Brian's not buying that.
Speaker 4: I'm not buying it. I mean, I did a podcast
Speaker 4: for seven years. I talked to a lot of psychics.
Speaker 4: I researched a lot of psychics.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are bullshit.
Speaker 4: A lot of them are definitely bullshit. I don't know
Speaker 4: if this really is, but I just feel like if
Speaker 4: you were actually able to talk to ghosts, you wouldn't
Speaker 4: also be able to like leverage that to sell three
Speaker 4: thousand seats at a theater. I think you'd be, like
Speaker 4: year what.
Speaker 1: The people around you might be insane.
Speaker 4: You'd probably be living in around and.
Speaker 2: You might be bringing lots of happiness to people when
Speaker 2: you do that. Tyler is so like earnest and like
Speaker 2: invested in these people, and he feels great about it afterwards,
Speaker 2: and it really is draining to him, like he has
Speaker 2: to stay inside and like recuperate, like he's hung over after.
Speaker 3: He gives these reading his mother drives in. I know,
Speaker 3: he's so sweet.
Speaker 1: I love much.
Speaker 3: He doesn't live with his mother.
Speaker 1: I know it's amazing.
Speaker 2: No, Brian, we are going to give an update next
Speaker 2: week's show. It's it's there's no way this that's I
Speaker 2: just cannot believe that this guy would be full of shit.
Speaker 2: I just that's what I do. Think psychics are full
Speaker 2: of shit. I've never been to one in my life.
Speaker 2: I brought into this.
Speaker 3: I've seen play a psychic, said, are really good? I
Speaker 3: mean John Edwards. I don't know if you Oh, I
Speaker 3: remember we were obsessed with him.
Speaker 4: He had obsessed he ran for president in two thousand
Speaker 4: and four.
Speaker 3: Not that one, that was the other one. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, are you hoping Mimi comes through?
Speaker 3: No, I would rather have some other people who have
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel I feel like she's good to go.
Speaker 1: You don't have any like ants.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like we don't need to be like
Speaker 3: are you safering? Yeah, say you know, no, I felt
Speaker 3: like she dies correctly. And I want to just know
Speaker 3: what Bob had his head on. Can you just tell
Speaker 3: us that he.
Speaker 1: Probably hit it on the on the shower, he slipped
Speaker 1: in the No, he was not in the top.
Speaker 3: There was no him.
Speaker 1: Well okay, well you're offering up a lot of things
Speaker 1: that are what happened, but they're all different things, so
Speaker 1: I want to know. I mean, he hit his hand,
Speaker 1: he did, well, we know that.
Speaker 4: Isn't it cool. At the end of Chappelle's latest Netflix special,
Speaker 4: he had in the credits. Did you see the end
Speaker 4: credits where he showed pictures.
Speaker 2: Of Yes, I sobbed when Bob Saget's picture came up.
Speaker 2: Chris was like, why are you crying all of a sudden? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would just started just I don't know what. I
Speaker 2: don't know what about that does does it to me?
Speaker 2: But it got me.
Speaker 3: Yeah that I really liked those credits. It was I
Speaker 3: mean the credits are then is Chabelle's special?
Speaker 1: The song is I'm the Man, I'm the Man, I'm
Speaker 1: the Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like we now you know that you're the
Speaker 3: It's there's a lot of bravado going on with mister Chappelle,
Speaker 3: and you know he should. I can't imagine putting logos
Speaker 3: on my necklace and but maybe that's a cultural thing
Speaker 3: and my the sleeves of my shirt. How I've never
Speaker 3: noticed that he does that. Yeah, what do you think
Speaker 3: of his special?
Speaker 6: Brian?
Speaker 4: I thought I thought it was great. I really every
Speaker 4: time Chappelle goes on stage, I think the word that
Speaker 4: comes to mind is just compelling, Like I just I
Speaker 4: want to see what he's going to say next. I
Speaker 4: don't care so much if it's punchline, punchline, punchline with him,
Speaker 4: because I'm just interested in hearing what he has to say.
Speaker 4: At the same time, as a fan, every time it
Speaker 4: comes out with a new special, I am a little
Speaker 4: disappointed that I'm not getting his true comedic take on
Speaker 4: the events of the day like he did in Killing
Speaker 4: Them Softly and his other special. I want to see
Speaker 4: in Chappelle's next special as a fan, I would love
Speaker 4: to see an hour of stand up that is a
Speaker 4: survey of him giving takes on like what's going on
Speaker 4: in the world, similar to like what Carlin would do
Speaker 4: or what he used to do as opposed to him
Speaker 4: kind of. It's it's almost like the special is less
Speaker 4: stand up and more like church. It's like you're sitting
Speaker 4: there listening to a sermon that's got funny moments in it.
Speaker 4: But I'm also like there's sincere lessons to be learned
Speaker 4: in his show, and I like that. I was compelled.
Speaker 4: I watched a full hour without pausing it without getting up.
Speaker 4: Most stand up specials I can't watch in a city.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chappelle, I agree. At one sitting, I was like,
Speaker 4: I got to see what he's says next, But I
Speaker 4: would like to see an hour of carl and esk
Speaker 4: a carl and Esque hour from Chappelle or killing them
Speaker 4: Softly hour from Chappelle.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I like when Burr and Chappelle used
Speaker 2: to like go on late night talk shows and you
Speaker 2: just get little snippets of how they're feeling about this
Speaker 2: cultural moment.
Speaker 3: Right, because then you hear put it out there.
Speaker 2: Because it doesn't make it to the special by the
Speaker 2: time you get there or whatever. You just get these little,
Speaker 2: like little uh bite sized moments. Did you see Kimmel's
Speaker 2: monologue about Aaron Rodgers. No, Chris just sent it to me.
Speaker 2: It's funny. He's just he just came back from break.
Speaker 2: Kimmel just came back from break last night, I guess, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and is just furious at Aaron Rodgers, who pretty much
Speaker 2: said something about him being on the Epstein list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and all about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 2: This guy he literally thinks because he can throw a football. Well,
Speaker 2: that he's an intelligent person, right, that somehow your brain
Speaker 2: is like better than other people's. And I really liked
Speaker 2: that because I'm tired of upholding people for this talent.
Speaker 2: You don't have any there's we don't need to hear
Speaker 2: your opinions on things. Even as a comedian, I'm good
Speaker 2: at like being.
Speaker 3: And he's been hitting the head so many times we
Speaker 3: don't trust him.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, just true, just kidding, just kidding. I liked
Speaker 2: that part because I'm just tired of upholding athletes, especially
Speaker 2: I know some of them are intelligent, but I don't
Speaker 2: really musicians. I don't really want to hear you talk actors.
Speaker 2: I don't want just to stick to what you're good at.
Speaker 2: And I think people could say the same for me,
Speaker 2: like stick to telling jokes that we don't need to
Speaker 2: hear you.
Speaker 4: And I would say, you're a football, Yeah, you don't
Speaker 4: go on your field to throw a football. Why are
Speaker 4: you speaking words?
Speaker 3: Aaron just you know, he was just Jimmy does not
Speaker 3: hold back. He's really inspires.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's good, gray hair and is uh in in
Speaker 4: his beard? He became a different.
Speaker 1: Guy, Yes he's Yeah, it was refreshing.
Speaker 3: He had children.
Speaker 2: Oh, really that's what changed him. He had children. Long
Speaker 2: he has like twenty five days. He has like thirty
Speaker 2: year old kids. Yeah, he didn't change much. But listen,
Speaker 2: I'm open to changing someday. Wow, but I don't think
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 4: Maybe Kyler Henry about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, there's some answers there.
Speaker 3: Come to you.
Speaker 2: Bob Saget tells me to have kids. If Bob tells
Speaker 2: his message from the afterlife.
Speaker 3: What would happen if Bob said, I would say, easy
Speaker 3: for you to say, Bob as a man, because of
Speaker 3: course I would like to be a dad, That's what
Speaker 3: I would say.
Speaker 1: I would do that in a second.
Speaker 2: But you were a great dad. He was the best dad.
Speaker 2: He was a great dad. I think that's why we
Speaker 2: were so also collectively loved. Saddened was because he kind
Speaker 2: of you know America's Home Videos and full House. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I definitely, uh yeah, I watched I've been watching
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff. I watched Saltburn. No one's seen
Speaker 2: it there, right, no watched it yet. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's Sun Prime. It's free on Prime.
Speaker 1: But my god, we gotta go break. I'll talk about
Speaker 1: it when I can get back. So I saw Saltburn.
Speaker 3: Last night, I was home alone and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch this movie that everyone's been telling me, Nicky,
Speaker 3: you need to watch it.
Speaker 2: And I've seen one scene where the guy. Have you
Speaker 2: heard of anything about this movie?
Speaker 7: Mom?
Speaker 3: It's gay, right? You know it's gay a gay romance story.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's hardly a gay romance story. I mean
Speaker 3: it's it's a thriller.
Speaker 5: Is it a penis in it? Because I remember that
Speaker 5: from monologue penises?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, there is a there is a penis in it.
Speaker 1: What is in it?
Speaker 2: I mean the scene that I had heard about and
Speaker 2: spoiler alert if you haven't heard about this. I went
Speaker 2: in knowing that the scene exists. It didn't change anything
Speaker 2: for me. A guy jerks off in a tub.
Speaker 1: He's taking a bath, and he ejaculates while he's taking
Speaker 1: the bath, and then the water is being drained and
Speaker 1: some guy goes in after him and slurps up the drain,
Speaker 1: like gets puts his mouth on the drain to slurp up.
Speaker 7: Okay, the cumbbath water for the nutrients.
Speaker 1: Yes, he is low on iron and he's feeling peaked,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, he gets in there. Yes, it's it's survived.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just freaky, and you're just like, what is this?
Speaker 1: I don't even care to watch it now.
Speaker 2: It's stomach turning. That is the least stomach turning thing
Speaker 2: that happens. I don't really care in this. There's one
Speaker 2: scene that I was like, I'm someone who says pretty
Speaker 2: crazy things. Isn't she's shy us don't tell us, because don't.
Speaker 2: I will just say so. Most lots of people have
Speaker 2: seen this movie. The scene where he's in the courtyard
Speaker 2: with the girl made me sick, made me sick, and
Speaker 2: the other thing, and I think things. People are trying
Speaker 2: to think that this was hot. Oh what happened? What
Speaker 2: is that plot of this movie? The plot is thank
Speaker 2: you for asking.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Because there's this.
Speaker 2: Guy, Jacob Alordi, who is one of the hottest people
Speaker 2: to ever live. I remember seeing him. I first spotted
Speaker 2: this kid in deep Water, the psychological thriller with Ben
Speaker 2: Affleck and an a day armist that you love Frani.
Speaker 2: He's the kid that he's the kid that drowns at
Speaker 2: the party.
Speaker 5: Oh isn't He's also in euphoria.
Speaker 4: These euphoria kids good looking, so hot, and now they're
Speaker 4: all famous, and I was like, where did they come from?
Speaker 4: Like I see them for the first time in their third,
Speaker 4: their second or third thing, and everyone's like, yeah, we
Speaker 4: knew about this person. Seven there a household name of
Speaker 4: that season one of Euphoria, and it's like, I didn't
Speaker 4: watch Euphoria.
Speaker 2: I don't know that Jacob Elordi he I pronounced it
Speaker 2: Elerty when I looked him up the first time. That
Speaker 2: is wrong, Lordy, I think it is. He's so hot.
Speaker 2: He's just a striking is the one that's it's about.
Speaker 2: He's the one that came in the cup. He is
Speaker 2: a this prize piece that everyone loves, women, men, adults,
Speaker 2: young people, babies, animals, Like he just has this like
Speaker 2: glow about him. And it's being narrated by a guy
Speaker 2: who's like it's The movie starts out like did I
Speaker 2: love Felix?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love Felix. But was I in love with Felix?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then it takes you back in time to two
Speaker 2: thousand and six and it's like a period piece of
Speaker 2: two thousand and six, So there's like all these two
Speaker 2: thousand and six references and it's Felix, and then this
Speaker 2: other guy, Oliver, who live at this or who go
Speaker 2: to Oxford and it's their freshman year.
Speaker 1: I believe it's their freshman year. And Oliver takes a
Speaker 1: liking to Felix just like everyone does. Everyone loves Felix,
Speaker 1: but Oliver sees him from afar and Felix might be
Speaker 1: a little bisexual. We don't know.
Speaker 2: Does Oliver have a chance with this guy who's like
Speaker 2: the most stunning popular guy on campus. And Oliver is
Speaker 2: just like this dorky kid who doesn't even have he
Speaker 2: has like one friend who's like and he dresses like
Speaker 2: Harry Potter on the first day, like he's a nerd.
Speaker 2: But then all of a sudden, this this guy, like
Speaker 2: through circumstances becomes actually kind of friendly with him, and
Speaker 2: now is they're like, maybe he's attracted to him, And
Speaker 2: then it goes from there, we don't know, and it
Speaker 2: gets so wild.
Speaker 4: Slurping come from a tub.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought that's where we would peek, That's where it
Speaker 2: was gonna end it.
Speaker 4: How much crazier than that? Could it possibly gets one
Speaker 4: cup situation? Right? No, but it's I feel like slip
Speaker 4: and come from the tub is pretty high up there
Speaker 4: in terms of what you could do in a film.
Speaker 2: I just know that I was texting Anya as I
Speaker 2: was watching it, because I can't watch things without someone,
Speaker 2: so I had to like have be having a conversation,
Speaker 2: and I was like, make it end this movie, let
Speaker 2: me out, get me out, please, God stop movies.
Speaker 3: Before and said, I'm not watching name.
Speaker 2: But this was so close to the ending and it
Speaker 2: was so wild that I couldn't believe what was happening.
Speaker 1: And it's almost like one of the I think.
Speaker 2: That I might actually be pretty prudish because I think
Speaker 2: most people watch really horrifying stuff, like people who watch
Speaker 2: saw movies and hostile and all those things hereditary. This
Speaker 2: movie's nothing to those people. I've read those synopsies. I've
Speaker 2: never seen I've never seen a movie that is marketed
Speaker 2: to teens and wow, cool kids, like a popularly marketed
Speaker 2: movie that is this fucking crazy. And it makes me
Speaker 2: feel good that something's this insane out there that someone
Speaker 2: could write in a script to this weird of stuff.
Speaker 1: It almost feels like I.
Speaker 2: Think you should leave, Like you know, when you watch
Speaker 2: I think you should leave, and you go. How I know,
Speaker 2: I think this is funny, but are the mass is
Speaker 2: going to ever understand this?
Speaker 1: And you go, oh my god, it's really popular. People
Speaker 1: get this.
Speaker 2: It makes you feel good that like, maybe what I'm
Speaker 2: doing is not so weird if everyone seems to get this.
Speaker 2: Speaking of I think you should leave. I was at
Speaker 2: the after party at the Grammys Grammy's Emmys Creative Arts Emmys,
Speaker 2: and I can't They're all.
Speaker 1: Amys and they're all me.
Speaker 3: There's too many meat like Grammy, it's all about me,
Speaker 3: me me, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2: And I was at the after party, which was this
Speaker 2: glamorous event that was in this huge like aircraft hangar thing,
Speaker 2: and it was it was one of the most beautiful
Speaker 2: things I've ever been to. It was like they were
Speaker 2: shooting it for a movie. It was gigantic, and there's
Speaker 2: hundreds of people. There are probably like a thousand people
Speaker 2: in this huge area. There's a band that's playing amazing hits.
Speaker 2: There's like food everywhere, and there's sparkly lights. It was gorgeous,
Speaker 2: and there's celebrities all around, and you know, like Jeff
Speaker 2: Probst No I don't think he was there, but he left. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but Sam Richardson, who is in I think you should
Speaker 2: leave and.
Speaker 4: Jeff Ropes was Yeah, it was so short.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Sam Richardson, who's in I Think You Should Leave. He's
Speaker 2: also on VEEP. Detroiter's the black guy on VIEP Detroiters. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan. I think he's one of the
Speaker 2: best comedic actors. Nice going, I mean everything he does
Speaker 2: is so funny. He was in what was he nominated
Speaker 2: for that?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 2: Oh, he was in uh, ted Lasso. He played a
Speaker 2: guy this season on ted Lasso. Remember Mom, you're nodding along,
Speaker 2: but you don't remember.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 1: He did a great showing on Ted Lasto this season.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Chris and I are like obsessed with I Think
Speaker 2: You Should Leave and Detroiter's, which he is like one
Speaker 2: of the co stars of Detroiters. And Detroiter's was on
Speaker 2: TV in like two thousand, eighteen nineteen, like it's been
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was on Comedy Central. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It was the Remember when I played you the clip
Speaker 2: Bick and Bones. Yes, that's detroit Ter's. Oh, oh those guys,
Speaker 2: that guy that.
Speaker 4: Guy, Yeah, cancel for no reason at all, really.
Speaker 1: I think he I mean, it shouldn't have been.
Speaker 2: It's but I can't imagine that shows still being on
Speaker 2: right or some shows I think just need to end, like.
Speaker 1: Do you go on forever?
Speaker 4: I mean, well, there was one season. Wasn't it just
Speaker 4: one season? They can do three? It was three funny,
Speaker 4: they gave it.
Speaker 1: A good shot. No, and it's so good. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: three seasons. You don't even need to google this. I
Speaker 1: know this.
Speaker 2: I'm watching it right now. So at the end of
Speaker 2: season two is one of my favorite scenes ever. They're
Speaker 2: pitching their ad execs that are pitching two Quick and
Speaker 2: Loans the bank and they're both bad ad execs right,
Speaker 2: like they don't know what they're doing. They're they're trying
Speaker 2: to make a new ad campaign for Quick and Loans
Speaker 2: and it's just a very short scene, but in preparation
Speaker 2: for this, in preparation for this pitch, they're like pitching
Speaker 2: out on ideas, and Tim Robinson's character just goes, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's just like let's think about it. Okay, Quick and Loans,
Speaker 2: because that's him, that's the white guy. The black guy
Speaker 2: with him is the guy that I'm talking about there,
Speaker 2: Sam Richardson. Okay, So Tim Robinson's characters going Quick and Loans,
Speaker 2: Quick and Loans, Bick and Bones, and then.
Speaker 1: And he goes like that's something.
Speaker 2: And then Sam Richardson's characters like, why is our first
Speaker 2: instinct to rhyme everything?
Speaker 1: And he goes little question.
Speaker 2: The process and by the way, picking bones ain't nothing.
Speaker 2: So there's just this moment where the first thought is
Speaker 2: Quicken Loans picking Bones. Cut to they present this thing
Speaker 2: there was presenting to Quick and Loans and they go,
Speaker 2: we've come up with a mascot. You guys need a
Speaker 2: mascot because people want to get a loan, but they
Speaker 2: don't trust you. If you had a mascot, they'd trust you.
Speaker 2: And this is several scenes later from Bick and Bones
Speaker 2: when they said that originally. And then they decide to
Speaker 2: abandon the pitch and they leave up this poster board
Speaker 2: that has the mascot like shrouded behind a curtain, and
Speaker 2: the people in the board meeting are like, well, we
Speaker 2: got to see what they were going to pitch for this,
Speaker 2: for this this uh you know, mascot, And they pulled
Speaker 2: back the curtain and it's just a like skeleton that's
Speaker 2: like wearing a top hat.
Speaker 1: And his name is Bicken Bones.
Speaker 3: We're like, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: And I Chris made me sweatpants and a sweatshirt with
Speaker 2: bick and Bones on it, and the character on it
Speaker 2: my phone screen is bick and Bones because it just
Speaker 2: makes me laugh all day long. It's it's just a
Speaker 2: shitty image because you can't Oh, he doesn't even have
Speaker 2: a top hat. He's just a skeleton. For some reason,
Speaker 2: I thought that. But bick and Bones, quick and loans,
Speaker 2: I say it all the time. I say bick and Bones.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed. So Sam Richardson. Final thought, I'm at the
Speaker 2: after party Sam Richardson. But which, by the way, Chris
Speaker 2: and I've already clocked that he's there because we were
Speaker 2: at the event. We're like, oh my god, Sam's here,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it would be so cool to talk
Speaker 2: to him. I've met Sam before, years and years ago,
Speaker 2: probably twenty seventeen, Chris and I were broken up. Sam
Speaker 2: was not bick and Bones to us yet. It wasn't
Speaker 2: Detroit or to me. He was just on veep to
Speaker 2: me at that time, which was still a huge deal.
Speaker 2: But I remember meeting him at a party and being
Speaker 2: very nervous and I think I bombed on that set
Speaker 2: at this house party he was at is a weird
Speaker 2: setting for a comedy show at a house party. But
Speaker 2: he was really nice to me afterwards, and I think
Speaker 2: we've maybe DMed over the years, like just said good
Speaker 2: job about something, but I didn't. I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I know him. He I feel a tap on my shoulder.
Speaker 2: It's him at after party and was like Nikki and
Speaker 2: I was like Sam Richardson and I and Chris is
Speaker 2: still walking the direction I was just walking before I
Speaker 2: turned around.
Speaker 1: So I grabbed Chris and I'm like, I cook Sam.
Speaker 1: And so Chris is like, Sam knows who you are.
Speaker 2: Like Chris and I were broken up when I met Sam,
Speaker 2: so like he wouldn't even know that I know him,
Speaker 2: and I don't think and it's not something that i'd
Speaker 2: be like before.
Speaker 1: Chris like I.
Speaker 2: So it was really cool that Chris was like, wait,
Speaker 2: why are you talking to our favorite person ever? And
Speaker 2: then I go, Sam, you won't even believe it. And
Speaker 2: I go, we are watching Detroit's right now. We're late
Speaker 2: to the game, but it's the greatest show ever. He's like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's so awesome, and I go, I go look at
Speaker 2: my what my phone screen is and he was like
Speaker 2: he was even like, I don't even get that reference.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was such a nothing moment. Maybe he
Speaker 1: didn't say that. He was like, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 2: My my Christmas gift was a sweatshirt with pick and
Speaker 2: bones written on it.
Speaker 1: So it's just this great.
Speaker 2: Moment where I was saying this very obscure thing from
Speaker 2: this thing that he did.
Speaker 1: It was so fun.
Speaker 2: And I also met Laurie Grenier from Shark Tank I
Speaker 2: Love Love. We were both wearing the same color, we
Speaker 2: had the same color hair, kind of looked alike.
Speaker 3: That was very exciting, so cute.
Speaker 2: We're walking out and I was like, should I say
Speaker 2: something like Chris and I both walked by her?
Speaker 1: You were She did because I presented, well, I know,
Speaker 1: but did she know who you are before that?
Speaker 3: Do you think?
Speaker 1: Questionable? But I wouldn't. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like. I was like.
Speaker 4: She came up and I was like, oh, your podcast
Speaker 4: host Nikki Glazer, right, yeah, I listen.
Speaker 6: To your podcast.
Speaker 2: She was so nice, but I was a little bit
Speaker 2: worried because I wanted to say something to her.
Speaker 1: But it was the end of the night.
Speaker 2: We were on our way out and we had just
Speaker 2: said to goodbye to so many people, and we kept
Speaker 2: getting stopped and it was just like and then I
Speaker 2: was like, no, it's too I have to say something.
Speaker 2: I just I have to follow my own rule. If
Speaker 2: you respect to celebrity, you like their work, you got
Speaker 2: to tell them. And so I went back and I
Speaker 2: was like, I put down like all this plates of
Speaker 2: food that I was stealing to take to my car,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Marie, I was like, I love you.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, you were fantastic. I she was like,
Speaker 2: my heart is comedians. When I see a comedian, I
Speaker 2: just think my heart.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that meant.
Speaker 2: But she loves, she loves, she loves what female comics is,
Speaker 2: especially if done.
Speaker 1: We all have to stick together.
Speaker 3: She was nice. Laurie is usually I'm out, but she
Speaker 3: was in. She was she was so in, and she
Speaker 3: asked for my number.
Speaker 2: She gave me her phone and she said put in
Speaker 2: your number, and I thought, this is never going to happen.
Speaker 1: She texted me today and asked her the pictures that
Speaker 1: we took. Oh my god, I know she's a big fan.
Speaker 2: She might come see me at the Hollywood Bowl on
Speaker 2: May ninth, Thlinson and Michelle Buteau and Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 3: Yes, Taylor Talent. It's on that list too. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: when is that? When is that a ninth You'll be there?
Speaker 3: Can I come? Yeah, you'll become It's the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 3: I'll probably never the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who have you seen there?
Speaker 3: Steely Dan?
Speaker 1: Steely Dan? Who took you there?
Speaker 3: You did? You were doing a show and you were
Speaker 3: sent us to get baby said by.
Speaker 2: Because you guys didn't want to come to the show,
Speaker 2: and so you were visiting me in La and I go,
Speaker 2: Steely Dan is at the Bowl.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Steely Dan babysit us.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. Yeah, one of the best.
Speaker 1: Jack Black. I'd do it again. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: love I love I love Steely Dan just so so.
Speaker 4: Detroitter's I've done the research. Now, two seasons, ten episodes
Speaker 4: per season, so it's only twenty episodes total.
Speaker 1: Wait, it's not three seasons.
Speaker 4: No, it's two seasons. And they were hoping for a
Speaker 4: third season and got canceled, and according to an interview
Speaker 4: in the Indie wy or Sam Ridge don't fucking know
Speaker 4: it all. I was okay, Sam Richardson not happy about
Speaker 4: the demise of Detroiter's. They really wanted a third season,
Speaker 4: and then Comedy Central went ahead and fucked it up
Speaker 4: essentially and fuck up to Tim.
Speaker 1: Found its voice right away.
Speaker 2: It usually takes the most season to figure out what
Speaker 2: the show is that.
Speaker 7: Where is so good? Can you imagine the bid the
Speaker 7: show you watched. Imagine Detroiter's never came out. Can you
Speaker 7: imagine the bidding war that would occur if Tim Robertson
Speaker 7: and Sam Richardson for the first time, we're pitching a
Speaker 7: show together.
Speaker 6: Something right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, something right now. I mean, these guys stars have skyrocketed,
Speaker 4: so Comedy Central plan.
Speaker 2: What is Comedy Central supposed to do if something's not
Speaker 2: performing well ratings wise, just keep investing in it. I'm
Speaker 2: not trying to like be on their side because I
Speaker 2: get that they fucked me over too.
Speaker 1: They've also given me amazing opportunities. But what are they
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Brian?
Speaker 4: People aren't watching it either.
Speaker 1: It's gold.
Speaker 4: The the reason they decided to cancel it despite the
Speaker 4: fan base, is because of low ratings. But Sam Richardson
Speaker 4: says in the Indie Wire interview that it had low
Speaker 4: ratings because of decisions that Comedy Central made.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't disagree with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So, like one of the things they did was
Speaker 4: season two they held onto because he believes they were
Speaker 4: probably trying to shop it to some other network, and
Speaker 4: then when they didn't find a buyer for it, they
Speaker 4: did a summer release and it was like up against
Speaker 4: like sports basically, and so he's like, why would anybody
Speaker 4: nobody watches TV this way if they have the opportunity
Speaker 4: to watch the NBA finals it live or a Comedy
Speaker 4: Central sitcom, they're going to watch the NBA Finals and
Speaker 4: then kind of what happened with Not Safe. They don't
Speaker 4: put stuff, especially at the time. They don't put stuff
Speaker 4: online until way after it came out. So it's like,
Speaker 4: how do people kept going up to Sam Richardson in
Speaker 4: according of the article saying how do I watch season
Speaker 4: two of Detroiter's how do I watch it? And he goes, well,
Speaker 4: you have to download the CC app and that's how
Speaker 4: you watch it, and of course nobody's going to do that.
Speaker 4: A great example of this is the final season of
Speaker 4: broad City one of the most popular shows on Comedy
Speaker 4: Central of all time. Most people did not watch the
Speaker 4: final season of broad City until eight months after came
Speaker 4: on air because it then was released on Hulu. You
Speaker 4: couldn't see it for eight months. Like Ali is a
Speaker 4: huge broad City fan. She watched every episode multiple times,
Speaker 4: and then the last season came out and she couldn't
Speaker 4: see it. She couldn't watch it anywhere. It wasn't not anything.
Speaker 4: And you know that Comedy Central they used to at
Speaker 4: least wait and exorbitant amounts of time before they allowed
Speaker 4: it to be on places like Hulu. And so that's
Speaker 4: kind of what happened to Detroiter's. And then it was
Speaker 4: canceled and fizzled out, and they would have done a
Speaker 4: season three. They were waiting for it.
Speaker 1: The way you just said wait, they were gonna wait.
Speaker 2: It sounded exactly like the guy at stopped like for
Speaker 2: blind people.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, no, wait, let me say something, Brian
Speaker 3: that uh it was amazing and you just looked that up.
Speaker 5: And synthesized it. He synthesized so much in such a
Speaker 5: little amount of time.
Speaker 4: I got, well, I had a little bit of the
Speaker 4: information already in my head because I knew there was.
Speaker 4: I've read this article before. I think about this because like,
Speaker 4: why is Detroiter's why only twenty after the.
Speaker 2: Last time we got done with the podcast, Mom just goes,
Speaker 2: Brian is so smart.
Speaker 3: Well, you just know so much, Brian, he really does.
Speaker 3: And then you just dug that up so quickly. Well
Speaker 3: it's it's Google. Well you don't know what to google things,
Speaker 3: so I think.
Speaker 1: That's what you google. Or I thought I thought I.
Speaker 3: Was a good Googler.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I learned this, Bryan. It's really good. Whenever I
Speaker 4: don't know something, I look at it up. And I
Speaker 4: learned this from being married to Ali, where I realized
Speaker 4: that most people when they don't know something, they don't
Speaker 4: go look it up to try to learn it, right,
Speaker 4: Like Ali never goes to look it up to Like
Speaker 4: if we're like if we're driving past the college on
Speaker 4: the road it's like a like Pierce College, some small college,
Speaker 4: I'll be like, I wonder what that college is all about,
Speaker 4: Like how many people go to that college. I'll go
Speaker 4: look that up and then learn about Pierce College. And
Speaker 4: Ali wouldn't. So if we're on the road and I'm.
Speaker 2: Driving, that's not interesting. I think that's what she probably
Speaker 2: would if she was interested in it.
Speaker 4: But that's why I know about things, because I just
Speaker 4: whenever I see something like that, I just think it
Speaker 4: and then I know it.
Speaker 3: Well, you're just interested.
Speaker 2: And your brain has can hold a lot of details
Speaker 2: and stuff obviously, yeaah, so that must be it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: I don't think of.
Speaker 1: Any other highlights I have from the after party. How
Speaker 1: how long did you stay? We've probably stayed in hour
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 4: Where was it?
Speaker 1: It was a pretty long time.
Speaker 2: It was out. It was in downtown LA at the
Speaker 2: Convention Center. Oh and it was at the center. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: would you change your fooge? No, traffic was not bad
Speaker 2: getting down there, Oh it was. There was like a
Speaker 2: lot there getting down there. You know, I come from
Speaker 2: West Hollywood all the way to downtown LA. It was
Speaker 2: like a forty minute drive in the car. My dress
Speaker 2: cannot be wrinkled. So I'm just like I first at
Speaker 2: normally and then I all of a sudden looked down.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, it's so wrinkled, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh no, there's a red carpet. Like the reason you
Speaker 2: do these things is not the red carpet. You just
Speaker 2: want to get that photo. The event itself doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Everything is about what you post on Instagram, having that
Speaker 2: photo on the red carpet, saying you were there. Like
Speaker 2: I could take a million photos in the lobby of
Speaker 2: my hotel and it doesn't do what it does if
Speaker 2: you have a red carpet one, it doesn't speak to
Speaker 2: the industry. I'm part of this. I'm moving, I'm shaking.
Speaker 2: I'm literally shaking because it's freezing outside. Was it, Yes,
Speaker 2: but they didn't have a red carpet when I first
Speaker 2: got there, and I was like, what, Like, sometimes you
Speaker 2: get to things and they go it happened before, Yes,
Speaker 2: it did happen before. I was late for the critics'
Speaker 2: choice of words carpet, but this time there was no carpet,
Speaker 2: and I go, there's no carpet.
Speaker 1: What am I here for? Like no offense, but like,
Speaker 1: we all want a picture.
Speaker 2: I've spent five thousand dollars getting styled for this freaking thing, right,
Speaker 2: And then they go, no, it's after. So I did
Speaker 2: get a red carpet picture, but it was after I presented, Oh,
Speaker 2: I seem your dress out, so I went they pulled
Speaker 2: me to go see my dress backstage before I presented,
Speaker 2: an hour and a half before I presented. So I
Speaker 2: am in these Dulhane Gabana heels that are amazing. They hurt,
Speaker 2: So I was standing for an hour and a half
Speaker 2: before I even went. So this is just backstage standing.
Speaker 2: And then thank god I had a I gave my
Speaker 2: ladies gave me a blazer to wear with my thing
Speaker 2: because I was freezing. And then I present the ward
Speaker 2: and then I have to go walk around and do
Speaker 2: the red carpet and different press stuff and then finally
Speaker 2: back to the seat. And then afterwards we have to
Speaker 2: walk to the convention center, which is about a quarter
Speaker 2: of a mile, and it is freezing up and it's.
Speaker 1: Like Chicago fed those heels. Yes, it was well.
Speaker 2: By the time I got to the party, I was like,
Speaker 2: bab I can't I go. And I was trying to
Speaker 2: get him to understand. I was like, imagine you got
Speaker 2: caught your foot in a bear trap and now you
Speaker 2: have to walk with that on your foot, Like it's
Speaker 2: already hurts just sitting still, but now I have to walk,
Speaker 2: Like I I'm so over this. I was hobbled, but
Speaker 2: then then I couldn't walk anywhere. I wasn't able to socialize.
Speaker 2: We had to leave earlier than we probably would have
Speaker 2: wanted to, and given he could have, but I didn't
Speaker 2: want to be the girl being carried. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to be the happened. Yeah we could, I mean, but
Speaker 2: I should have brought flats. Next time, I will bring flats.
Speaker 2: I learned my lesson. But it's like that ruin. You
Speaker 2: need a bag, Yeah, bag that will hold your flats,
Speaker 2: but then your bag ruins your outfits, so you have
Speaker 2: to have a boyfriend to hold the bag.
Speaker 1: And then he would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like then my bag broke and Tom's and
Speaker 2: pet obismal went.
Speaker 1: Flying everywhere on the floor.
Speaker 2: When I was looking for christ I was already walking
Speaker 2: alone in this party, and everyone's looking at me, like
Speaker 2: that girl's alone.
Speaker 3: And then my bag I felt like a giveaway. And
Speaker 3: then it fucking spilled even more.
Speaker 2: Yes all my I d one hundred dollars bill toms
Speaker 2: and kept Obysmo's scattered everywhere. Wait, those are tablets not No,
Speaker 2: the tom's like were in a container.
Speaker 3: The liquid pepped up.
Speaker 2: No little tablets, okay, but still it was just everywhere
Speaker 2: on the carpet. So embarrassing because I was already looking
Speaker 2: alone at a party, like a girl looking for someone
Speaker 2: for like a really long time. And I could tell
Speaker 2: people were like, she looks sad and desperate, but I
Speaker 2: kind of didn't care.
Speaker 4: But then my bag could have been worse. Could have
Speaker 4: been like gas X and emodium or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there could have coke, Yes, yeah, that would have been.
Speaker 1: People had been like, let me get in on that.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be lonely anymore, little girl. I
Speaker 1: would have been talking to people already if I was
Speaker 1: on coke. I was so not in that frame of
Speaker 1: mind of like when your feet hurt, when you're in pain,
Speaker 1: like I said before, even the headache, you should get
Speaker 1: out of life.
Speaker 3: You're in pain with your fate.
Speaker 1: No, don't do anything.
Speaker 2: And I looked around trying to find Chris at this thing?
Speaker 2: Where was I say to Chris, I go, I can't
Speaker 2: find you because imagine every woman is dressed in the
Speaker 2: same dress. Imagine how difficult that would be, even though
Speaker 2: we're all different sizes and have different color hair. Imagine
Speaker 2: how impossible it would be to find you. Every man
Speaker 2: is in the same fucking thing, which I feel bad
Speaker 2: for you guys, because you can't wear your heat. Where
Speaker 2: was he he was because he had so many people there.
Speaker 2: I sent him off a lot of times because I
Speaker 2: was like, I just want to stay at the stable,
Speaker 2: and he would come back for me. But then I
Speaker 2: would wait and wait and I'd go, actually, I think
Speaker 2: I can walk, and I'd start just like tiptoeing around
Speaker 2: all about you, moving.
Speaker 4: And expressed himself. He was wearing a chocolate themed suit.
Speaker 1: That's true. Kid cuttie was all. I was like.
Speaker 2: I told someone he's his wife or girlfriend is the
Speaker 2: only person who can find him because he was wearing
Speaker 2: this dazzled sequined pink tucks.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what a lucky lady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, set Chris up in that.
Speaker 4: There was an event where at the same event, they
Speaker 4: were celebrating Saltburn, where guy slurps up, come from a
Speaker 4: tub and wonka. It's the same events. We're given awards.
Speaker 1: At Saltburn being celebrated.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I thought, did anyone.
Speaker 1: Win awards for it?
Speaker 3: I was mentioned anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I think you need to see it.
Speaker 1: It's so nuts.
Speaker 3: I probably will see this.
Speaker 2: It's nuts, so Dad will be uncomfortable because it's g
Speaker 2: a y and I just think me straight men are
Speaker 2: still not on board with that.
Speaker 1: They should be.
Speaker 3: I like that this is but it's it's some I
Speaker 3: love what he's going, but I mean even Dad's friends
Speaker 3: made a comment about that guy with nail polish on
Speaker 3: that was on our show. Those were neighbors, older neighbors.
Speaker 2: Okay, Dad's older neighbors, people that Dad was playing ping
Speaker 2: pong with or something. There was a gay man on
Speaker 2: We Are Family who won seventy five thousand dollars because
Speaker 2: he guessed my name and he had painted nails.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even like a flaming. It's it's even matter.
Speaker 1: Here's a guy with painted nails, and these people keep up.
Speaker 1: My dad was like.
Speaker 2: Hanging with some old men and they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: I put you. I bet you really wanted to hug
Speaker 2: that guy. They were like making homophobic jokes. Yeah this guy,
Speaker 2: and my dad was like, I did want to hug him.
Speaker 2: He was amazing. Yeah, he was the nicest guy ever.
Speaker 2: And he just want a bunch of money because he
Speaker 2: gets my daughter's name.
Speaker 1: And they were like, oh, I bet you did. He
Speaker 1: would have loved that. It's just like, kid, what is
Speaker 1: this weird? Buddy Comedy from nineteen eighty eight. I like
Speaker 1: don't even know who talks like that anymore.
Speaker 3: That was eye opening. Yeah, a few more.
Speaker 5: Years until it's a thing of the past because those
Speaker 5: people I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they'll be dead. That's true, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, never aligning, Noah over here. Yeah, she's looking
Speaker 1: to the future. She's raising the next generation.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the next generation saying that sucks too. Everyone
Speaker 4: says that, like, over the course of time, the racist
Speaker 4: people will die and then we'll eventually reach this nirvana.
Speaker 4: But every generation is going to have some shit that
Speaker 4: they suck and then they need to die for and
Speaker 4: they'll never end. It's just going to be endless generations
Speaker 4: of shit.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 1: Well, because we're all jealous of the younger generation because
Speaker 1: they're a little bit because they're younger.
Speaker 4: Because they're younger, and the regeneration, there's going to be
Speaker 4: so many gay guys that the straight people will be
Speaker 4: the minority, and then they're going to be weird and
Speaker 4: nervous around the straight guys.
Speaker 1: Can't wait. Yeah, that's going to be that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Let's get there, all right.
Speaker 2: We will be back next week to talk about Tyler
Speaker 2: Henry that we're going to see tonight. I can't wait,
Speaker 2: so stay tuned for that. And next week we were
Speaker 2: also going to be on the road. Brian and I
Speaker 2: are going to be in Fort Pierce and Daytona Beach, Florida,
Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday. That's the nineteenth and twentieth of January.
Speaker 2: Come see us there. Can't wait to meet you guys.
Speaker 6: The May Show.
Speaker 3: That's the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 2: Oh, the Hollywood Bowl May ninth. If you're in the
Speaker 2: LA area, plan a trip to LA around it. You
Speaker 2: get to see me, Taylor Thomason, Michelle Bute, and Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 1: I'm that's going to be insane at the.
Speaker 2: Hollywood Bowl iconic. I can't even believe it.
Speaker 1: So I don't even know. I don't know what order
Speaker 1: we're going, and that'll be weird, I guess.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's always like a weird thing where you're like,
Speaker 2: whose ego is going to prevail on this?
Speaker 1: Who we all want? We all want to.
Speaker 2: Be in the closer position because we'd all like to
Speaker 2: think we're like the best, because the closer.
Speaker 4: Is the person Taylor, Tom Watson, Nikki Glazer and.
Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman's I'll probably open.
Speaker 2: I feel like I will take the hit as the
Speaker 2: least famous person of all those people.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't even know who.
Speaker 4: Michelle you know, but I'm your Dolos Sarah Silverman probably close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we'll see. I'm okay with opening. I'll open,
Speaker 2: That'll be fine. I just want to be able. I
Speaker 2: want to sing at some.
Speaker 6: Point in that place.
Speaker 1: I think we need to do Ammes whole thing.
Speaker 2: I might get the girls together to come up with
Speaker 2: some kind of fun closing thing that sounds fun to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll see. All right, guys, get those
Speaker 2: Tickets and don't be kit and dig watch Saltburn and
Speaker 2: let me know what you think.