Speaker 1: Ka Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes
Speaker 1: a week was enough, I think again. He's the last
Speaker 1: remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness.
Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as
Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of
Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now that it does a
Speaker 1: male bag edition as we are in the air everywhere
Speaker 1: the vast and powerful reach of the I Heart Podcast
Speaker 1: Network and anywhere you get podcast The Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard and David Gascon Because four hours are not enough,
Speaker 1: we do this now eight days a week, and it's
Speaker 1: been a pretty interesting weekend. We started the Weekend podcast
Speaker 1: with Darcy Walder Grahame on Friday. That was fa um
Speaker 1: and then we had a thirty minute video review that
Speaker 1: I Got a little carried Away, guests get. I admitted
Speaker 1: I got a little carried away with that John Stossel video,
Speaker 1: but it resonated with me. Did Yeah. It was a
Speaker 1: short that we turned into a long. No. I just
Speaker 1: had a lot. There was so much packed in it.
Speaker 1: It was like a can of sardines, and I just
Speaker 1: felt like that it shouldn't. It could have been longer,
Speaker 1: but there was so much important stuff that people and
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people listen to this podcast
Speaker 1: are kind of aware and know this stuff, but there
Speaker 1: are some that don't. And so I thought it was
Speaker 1: you know, it was good. Yeah, And in the day
Speaker 1: and age where we lack civil discourse, it's always nice
Speaker 1: to be reminded of that. And full disclosure. Since I
Speaker 1: know that you had a long rent a few hours
Speaker 1: ago about the Washington Redskins, I have not signed an
Speaker 1: n d A to join, so everything is throttle with you.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you man that, uh, you know, the
Speaker 1: lead up it's not fully al Capones vault, but it's
Speaker 1: it's consider ring the what was being sold and what
Speaker 1: that turned out to be. What it appears that is,
Speaker 1: you know, it just didn't quite live up to the
Speaker 1: to the high. That's a false advertising, is the term.
Speaker 1: I believe. I used that in the mondel. Now, what if,
Speaker 1: what if it could be a a larger version of
Speaker 1: like Chinese water torture? What if it's just drip drip, drip,
Speaker 1: drip drip. Before we get to opening week in the
Speaker 1: National Football League, Like what if there's more? What if
Speaker 1: this is just a taste and appetizer. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's always always possible, man, A lot of the
Speaker 1: wild saucy stuff that was going on in the internet.
Speaker 1: I mean, if that had been true, this would have
Speaker 1: been the greatest scandal. I was expecting the greatest scandal
Speaker 1: in my life. I didn't get to that. I didn't
Speaker 1: get to that. Uh. And you know, we'll see what
Speaker 1: what happens with the story, how it percolates. And obviously,
Speaker 1: when we're doing this podcast in real time, it hasn't
Speaker 1: yet percolated. So uh, we'll see if the story has legs,
Speaker 1: will let it breathe a little bit. And I imagine
Speaker 1: when we come back tonight on the radio, on this
Speaker 1: Sunday night into Monday, that we will have more reaction,
Speaker 1: more fallout from this. But it's it's better than you
Speaker 1: jumping into the Dakota and Tad Prescott. That was a
Speaker 1: good monologue. That was a solid monologue. Family feud, brotherly love,
Speaker 1: good cop, bad cop. You give that a solid that
Speaker 1: give it like a seven seven monologue? Yeah, you go,
Speaker 1: all right? Fair enough? All right? Moving on, so we
Speaker 1: have study and servey this. Do we have any don't
Speaker 1: stick to spose? Yeah, the B or not the B
Speaker 1: of course that is making another return second time in
Speaker 1: three weeks, of course. Yeah, okay, alright, so we'll have
Speaker 1: we'll have a little bit of that. I have some
Speaker 1: study and survey of this, mostly just a few of them.
Speaker 1: Then we got the mail bag as well. The mail
Speaker 1: bag will be good I think this week because of
Speaker 1: last week's audio claude or lack thereof. So I'm really
Speaker 1: uh excited to hear what do you have to say
Speaker 1: about that? All right, well, yeah, here we go. Let's
Speaker 1: do some study this first. It is not just your pets.
Speaker 1: Human beings or they say actually perk up when hearing
Speaker 1: unexpected sounds. That we are much like our dogs that
Speaker 1: when we or cats, when we hear something that's we
Speaker 1: we kind of perk up. A believe that or not.
Speaker 1: I believe that. I believe that my ears perk up
Speaker 1: when I hear you know, roulettes and sirens of an
Speaker 1: ambulance or or emergency response vehicles all the time. Alright.
Speaker 1: Another study says, uh the downside at tech Information Overload
Speaker 1: headline on this multitasking modern technology causing more and more
Speaker 1: Americans to become forgetful. Yes, uh yeah, but passwords, and
Speaker 1: that that's why a lot of people have ridiculously dumb
Speaker 1: passwords like one or one, two, three, four, because it's
Speaker 1: hard to remember all that ship. But it's just a
Speaker 1: retaining the information. Like we've gone through so much stuff
Speaker 1: in the political world, the politicians that have been doing
Speaker 1: whatever they've had been doing on whatever aisle you're picking.
Speaker 1: There's so much information that we can't retain, and I
Speaker 1: feel like you need to go back and just reference
Speaker 1: all this stuff online just to get a better idea
Speaker 1: of what we're digesting. First, Yeah, I'm on all the time.
Speaker 1: I love learning new random things. And most of my
Speaker 1: education I learned more online than I did in it
Speaker 1: from anybody in school. And you know, I think it's great,
Speaker 1: it's wonderful. Some of it is bullshit, but you know
Speaker 1: that's part of it. Uh So, here's another one of
Speaker 1: those cancer stories. Every week there's a different story about
Speaker 1: some big breakthrough and cancer research, which is really forget
Speaker 1: With all due respect to the Corona, this is the
Speaker 1: big one, right, Cancer is the big one, and people
Speaker 1: are more people gonna die from cancer this year than
Speaker 1: the coronavirus, and every year it's the same thing, whatever
Speaker 1: pandemic comes around. Anyway, So scientists say, there's a mysterious,
Speaker 1: mysterious fatty acid that has shown it kills cancer cells,
Speaker 1: according to Washington State University, and this is the latest
Speaker 1: in the never ending line of potential. That's a weasel word,
Speaker 1: breakthroughs in cancer treatment. A fatty acid. Uh, the studies
Speaker 1: authors have been able to demonstrate that this fatty acid
Speaker 1: and then they give the medical name, which I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna even try to pronounce. They just call it d
Speaker 1: g l A kills human cancer spell cells upon exposure.
Speaker 1: How fucking great would that be if this is actually legit?
Speaker 1: How imagine if you're the person that cures cancer but
Speaker 1: you work at Washington State. Do you get credit for that?
Speaker 1: Do you get the money that that person should be
Speaker 1: the richest person and when the Nobel flies and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. But if you're just a researcher at Washington State,
Speaker 1: how does that work? Yeah? I think the university would
Speaker 1: claim work product on that man. That would be oh man,
Speaker 1: can you imagine that'd be huge, especially because we're coming
Speaker 1: off the heels of Kelly Preston, John Travolta's wife that
Speaker 1: passed away from breast cancer. Well, and the thing with
Speaker 1: the cancer I know from my mom who had breast cancer.
Speaker 1: She had cancer three times, um, and she's got through
Speaker 1: it the first couple of times, but the fucking thing
Speaker 1: keeps coming back. That's the problem. Man. It's like you
Speaker 1: can actually most cancers you can treat the first round,
Speaker 1: but then they fucking keep coming back. And that's that's
Speaker 1: where it becomes problematic at most other parts of the body.
Speaker 1: And it's uh, it sucks anyway. Um. So these are
Speaker 1: obviously preliminary, uh, and researchers believe their discovery could that's
Speaker 1: what the word lead to a new form of cancer
Speaker 1: treatment in the future. Let's hope that actually is not
Speaker 1: bullshit and that's reality. Yeah. I mean you're thinking about
Speaker 1: moderna that that companies starting stage three of their vaccines
Speaker 1: for the coronavirus, and that would be that would be
Speaker 1: huge if that breakthrough actually falls in place, and and
Speaker 1: we could take it up to another level and get
Speaker 1: those vaccines out to the citizens in the United States
Speaker 1: as quickly as possible. Yeah. Well, and you're you're buying
Speaker 1: stock ascun all right, I am, But gambling. You're spitballing.
Speaker 1: One of these companies will hit the sweet spot. I've
Speaker 1: been dipping my toes in the line. Yes, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been dabbling more in the stock market recently. There you
Speaker 1: used to taking advice from that bland guy. No, no,
Speaker 1: well that stock is a what a don't get me
Speaker 1: started on that. So you get your get your investment
Speaker 1: advice from a blind guy, and you get your real
Speaker 1: estate advice from a fake doctor. Yes, yes, and now
Speaker 1: you know why I am not of the world five Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: in the red I think would be the term. I
Speaker 1: think in the red. All right, Well, now I assume
Speaker 1: you've dated a handful of women over these and you
Speaker 1: probably notice some women are big huggers, you know, they
Speaker 1: like to hug in cuddle and other women funck no,
Speaker 1: they want nothing to do with that, right. I've never
Speaker 1: dealt with a woman that doesn't like to hug, really, yes? Never? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: there are they are out there. They do exist, and
Speaker 1: according to a new study, it's hereditary. Hugs are hereditary genetics,
Speaker 1: they say play a significant role in how affectionate a
Speaker 1: woman is. Yeah, if so. If you ever wondered why
Speaker 1: people are known as huggers and others aren't. They don't
Speaker 1: like contact with all their beings. It turns out they
Speaker 1: claim that biology is behind that, at least for women.
Speaker 1: This is where it gets interested. So researchers at the
Speaker 1: University of Arizona claim that the genes are the major
Speaker 1: deciding factor regarding how affectionate women are. They didn't find
Speaker 1: the same relationship among men. That guess, yeah, that's that's good.
Speaker 1: I remember a vintage line from from Your Better Half.
Speaker 1: At a Christmas party, she said, if I could crawl
Speaker 1: into Ben's skin, I would. She's probably on some alcohol.
Speaker 1: That's a little that's a little poulter, guys, the I'm good,
Speaker 1: you know. That's a little creepy, a little little bit.
Speaker 1: All right, last study this, and then we'll get to
Speaker 1: the other bits that we have. We have a mail bag.
Speaker 1: I want to get to more of the mail bag
Speaker 1: because these guys bitch when I don't read their questions.
Speaker 1: I gotta keep reading their questions, all right. So last study,
Speaker 1: this scientist from the George Washington University in d C
Speaker 1: have observed the chimpanzee. That's the first study believed to
Speaker 1: have been done on chimpanzees and their hair. It's interesting
Speaker 1: because they've observed that when you go I've seen this.
Speaker 1: I remember I was a kid and I went to
Speaker 1: like the San Diego Zoo and I saw and like
Speaker 1: the chimpanzee had gray hair. I was like, it must
Speaker 1: be fucking old. Well. No, according to the science, the
Speaker 1: observers noticed that gray or silver hair on a chimpanzee
Speaker 1: does not mean their old. Most champ chimpanzees see portions
Speaker 1: of their hair gray over time until they reach middle age.
Speaker 1: After that point, the graying process appears to level off,
Speaker 1: so it starts at a young age. And they were
Speaker 1: the studies trying to figure out how this relates to
Speaker 1: the human you know, graying process. Um, you know that's
Speaker 1: obviously that's another one cosmetic. If you could figure out
Speaker 1: a way, if you could take a pill and you'd
Speaker 1: never get gray hair, I bet you most people would
Speaker 1: probably take that. A lot of people, maybe not most,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people. I'm starting to get a
Speaker 1: lot of gray hair in my beard. Yeah, I've got
Speaker 1: that too, And it's like, you know, you can do
Speaker 1: it's salt and pepper. I guess you'll be more concerned
Speaker 1: when it's all salt, right, I'll just be more considered.
Speaker 1: When I start growing hair out of my ears, then
Speaker 1: I'll be really concerned. Oh yeah, that's you're you're over
Speaker 1: the age of fifties, so usually it starts around that time.
Speaker 1: Normally it starts right there. Yeah, go, then you gotta
Speaker 1: go to the store and do the walk of shame
Speaker 1: and buy one of those nose hair trimmer. Fock man.
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, you reached a point where you're like,
Speaker 1: what the funk happened to my body? When you're going
Speaker 1: to to Walmart to buy a nose trimmer and the
Speaker 1: hair ear trimmer. You know that I won't take that walk.
Speaker 1: I'll just order that ship on Amazon Prime right next
Speaker 1: day delivery. Be sure to catch live editions of The
Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven
Speaker 1: p m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio app. Alright, what isn't that guest? The be
Speaker 1: or not the Be? Alright or not to be? This
Speaker 1: is Guests Got Obsessed with a Twitter, which is a website.
Speaker 1: The Babylon Be, the bablon Bee Bend. These are five
Speaker 1: titles that did not make the cut this week. Genius
Speaker 1: Trent wears mask, causing media to question effectiveness of masks.
Speaker 1: That would not make the cut. Did not know more
Speaker 1: people voluntarily committing themselves to asylums to escape insanity of
Speaker 1: real world? That did not make the cut. How about
Speaker 1: this one? Isn't their fake title? Uh Antipa throwing bricks
Speaker 1: and molotov cocktails at nation's eagles due to association with
Speaker 1: Nazi Party. That's a shout out to our Jackson and
Speaker 1: all the anti Semites and sports shout out. Go down
Speaker 1: the list there, Stephen Jackson, Alan ivers Ssure, Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: Dwane Wade another anti Semite? How how about this? Alexandria
Speaker 1: Cassio Cortez claims writers are just burning down neighborhoods to
Speaker 1: keep themselves warm, and then last week she described the
Speaker 1: crime rates bring up because people were looking to get
Speaker 1: some bread. She's also used in that video we talked
Speaker 1: about the other day. Didn't she say the world's gonna
Speaker 1: end in twelve years or something like that because the
Speaker 1: climate change. She's pretty bright. I can see why she's
Speaker 1: doing well in politics. Green New Deal. Writers are just
Speaker 1: burning down neighborhood themselves warm. I mentioned that one. How
Speaker 1: about this the last but not least I new you
Speaker 1: appreciate this one. Thousands of CEOs across the country announced
Speaker 1: they support Trump and hopes of triggering her boycott. That
Speaker 1: is a shout out to Goya Bean's Goya Products, who
Speaker 1: who the CEO supports the President Trump and they've seen
Speaker 1: a quite a spike in sales in recent days. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the funny thing is the the people that that's
Speaker 1: gotta have. That guy's gotta have the biggest balls of
Speaker 1: anybody in business, the people the guy that runs Goya, right,
Speaker 1: because like with all this nonsense in this you know,
Speaker 1: hash was hashtag boycott Goya and all that stuff and
Speaker 1: uh and all the backlash and uh, it's just it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty amusing that it's not not impacting it. So
Speaker 1: there we go the b or not to be ben
Speaker 1: I want im. I got five stories for you, and
Speaker 1: I want you to let me know if do you
Speaker 1: think this is real or this is from the Babylon?
Speaker 1: Be all right? Here we go. Story number one, Samber
Speaker 1: San Francisco art curator resigns amid toxic white supremacy claims.
Speaker 1: Is that real or courtesy of the Babylon? Be all right? Now?
Speaker 1: I love San Francisco, that the visuals are wonderful, that
Speaker 1: some of the people are fucked up there, but um,
Speaker 1: I love that Golden Gate Park, man, is that beautiful?
Speaker 1: May I gone to San Francisco for years, like doing
Speaker 1: stuff with it when the Dodgers playing the Giants or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I've never been to Golden Gate Park until a
Speaker 1: few years ago, and I fucking loved it. Have you
Speaker 1: been on the Rock? Have you been Alcatraz? I've not.
Speaker 1: I've not. I walked across the Golden Gate Bridge, which
Speaker 1: was which was cool. I wish there was like a
Speaker 1: little gift shop that said you walked across the Golden
Speaker 1: Gate Bridge like some dopey hat. I probably would have
Speaker 1: bought it. But anyway, San So it's San Francisco, and
Speaker 1: so I believe it. It's a woke Wokesters paradise. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy this one. I believe that is real
Speaker 1: and not from the Babylonia. It is, in fact true.
Speaker 1: Carry Garrel's resigned as senior curator at the San Francisco
Speaker 1: Museum of Modern Art after he said quote, don't worry,
Speaker 1: we will definitely still continue to collect white artists during
Speaker 1: a diversity presentation so he was confronted about this and
Speaker 1: said that avoiding work by white men would be reversed discrimination.
Speaker 1: Internal group of museum staff started a petition calling for
Speaker 1: him to resign due to his toxic white supremacist beliefs.
Speaker 1: Benny had been there at the museum for twenty years
Speaker 1: no more. So again, so someone with reasonable a reasonable
Speaker 1: position has lost their job because the lunatics have kicked
Speaker 1: them out. People that are hysterical have kicked Okay, that
Speaker 1: makes it a right second story, the number two black
Speaker 1: conservative informed by white people that he is racist. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is this is like at one. I'm not,
Speaker 1: I I do not. I mean, I'm gonna say, yes,
Speaker 1: that is a real story because I've seen the videos
Speaker 1: of you know, liberal woke white people shouting at black
Speaker 1: police officers, which I thought was the most amazing, Like
Speaker 1: they were the liberal whites were with the Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter movement and they were attacking a black police officer,
Speaker 1: which I thought was so I based on that video
Speaker 1: that I saw, which I know is anecdotal, I will
Speaker 1: say this is true. That is courtesy the Babylon Beast.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not true, I love damn not true. Just yet,
Speaker 1: that will likely become truth. Right, that's one of those
Speaker 1: that they're ahead of their time, like the Simpsons predict things. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: story number three, number three to be or not to be?
Speaker 1: Business owner charged with hate crime for painting over Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter graffiti on his storefront. All right, So this
Speaker 1: is another This is a tough one. It's tougher this
Speaker 1: week than in past weeks. Uh, you know, I I
Speaker 1: here's the way I look at that stuff. Unless it's
Speaker 1: sanctioned by the communities. Is I believe vandalism when you're writing?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the different? Right? I mean, you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to do that. So, but again, it's a Wokester's paradise.
Speaker 1: So in a Wokester's paradise, I would say, I think
Speaker 1: that actually is I'm gonna lean towards true. It's unfortunately false.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately false, it is false. So I'm at the point now,
Speaker 1: gay I believe everything, Now, any any ridiculous story, I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is tough. How about this? One Minneapolis city council
Speaker 1: that voted to defund the police is now charging taxpayers
Speaker 1: for private security. Is that the b or not? The Oh? No,
Speaker 1: that's true. That's that's not going It's going on all
Speaker 1: over the place these politicians. It's do as do as
Speaker 1: I say, not as I do, is what it is.
Speaker 1: Nice little Alliott for you. You You are correct bed so
Speaker 1: far criticy the New York Post taxpayers have paid a
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two thousand dollars for private security for
Speaker 1: these Minneapolis City council members. In fact, the security costs
Speaker 1: forty dollars per day. Wow. And how much of that
Speaker 1: goes to the security guy and how much of that
Speaker 1: goes to the the company. That's a great question for
Speaker 1: the city. I was, you know, we have some police
Speaker 1: that listen to the show, the fans of the show.
Speaker 1: I was like one of them. I was emailing and
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, here's what's gonna happen. Defund the police. Right,
Speaker 1: here's my theory. You're gonna make more money. You're gonna
Speaker 1: come out ahead on this as a police office with
Speaker 1: your experience, because all these rich people are gonna hire you,
Speaker 1: and then you'll make more money than you do in
Speaker 1: law enforcement and you'll probably have an easier gig. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like when you work for the defense Department, right,
Speaker 1: if you work as oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you like Halliburton and and and and all that. You
Speaker 1: go drive a truck in in a rack and you
Speaker 1: make more money than the soldiers do. Yeah. Absolutely. Last,
Speaker 1: and not least, this one's a little tricky as well.
Speaker 1: Michigan man wins lottery with the wrong ticket. Alright, so
Speaker 1: how is it the wrong ticket? I don't understand, Like,
Speaker 1: how could you he turned in the wrong ticket. They
Speaker 1: gave him the prize. Is that? Yes, that seems impossible.
Speaker 1: That seems impossible. It's actually true, really, and it's true.
Speaker 1: And man in Michigan did, in fact, he wanted a
Speaker 1: two million dollar prize after he received the wrong ticket
Speaker 1: accidentally from a store clerk. So this is out working. No, No,
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, that's misleading. I thought the way you
Speaker 1: said it, he turned in a ticket and he had
Speaker 1: the wrong numbers, but they gave him the prize anyway,
Speaker 1: if that, if you had said it that way, of
Speaker 1: course I would have. So check this out. He actually
Speaker 1: went inside of a gas store to buy a Lucky
Speaker 1: seven ticket for gas stations. They don't really call him
Speaker 1: gas stores. They call him gas stations. And you know,
Speaker 1: civilized America. Yeah, but you have the gas station. He
Speaker 1: had the stores where people can buy food and drinks
Speaker 1: and ship like that. So anyways, so he bought a
Speaker 1: Lucky seven ticket that was priced at ten dollars, and
Speaker 1: the clerk actually gave him back one of the other
Speaker 1: tickets that was worth twenty dollars. So when the clerk
Speaker 1: offered to exchange it for him, he said no, He
Speaker 1: had a good idea that this might be something worthwhile.
Speaker 1: Turns out and it was the winning lottery ticket. He
Speaker 1: took the lump some money and Ben in Michigan he
Speaker 1: took home a cool one point three million dollars out
Speaker 1: of two after taxes. Yes, pretty good. So my dad
Speaker 1: plays the lottery every week, so one day he's gonna
Speaker 1: win the lottery. And uh, that's what he tells me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: guy in Newport, one's lottery. Next tun channel, let's live
Speaker 1: in Newport or whatever. There's an irvine, a planned community
Speaker 1: talking about Be sure to catch live editions of the
Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1: Do we have is that it? Are we good? That
Speaker 1: is good? Let's go to the mailbag. These are listening
Speaker 1: to questions. We open up the mail bag we gotta
Speaker 1: get a mail bag song. You know we should steal.
Speaker 1: Remember if somebody has a copy. I tried to find it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it. David Letterman used to have on
Speaker 1: his late night show. It's like letters, we get letters.
Speaker 1: It was like this little ja we gotta find that.
Speaker 1: We are we allowed? We probably allowed to play that.
Speaker 1: Who knows. Didn't you have a theme song to a
Speaker 1: game show that got got pulled from your Yes? Yes, season.
Speaker 1: I've gotten several seasons asist letters over the years. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the people from Jeopardy got upset. Yeah, stop playing sports Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: So that's why we played Balderdash. Just changed the name
Speaker 1: of it anyway. All right, let's see these are actual questions.
Speaker 1: I does de Sean Jackson? This is from Clarence in
Speaker 1: the Slid slidell Louisiana. Easier for me to say, uh, says,
Speaker 1: does de Sean Jackson put hot sauce on his matster
Speaker 1: ball soup? Yes? Yeah, Well I did several monologues on
Speaker 1: de Sean Jackson, but it's not just him. In the
Speaker 1: two weeks or so, I just been more than that.
Speaker 1: Since the story came out, we've seen a whole list
Speaker 1: of other celebrities that are anti Semitic and they're self identifying,
Speaker 1: they're not even shamed of it. It's wild, absolutely wild.
Speaker 1: I'm blown away by it. Like there's so much shame,
Speaker 1: you know, he calls you racist. People freak out, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're racist, and they're shaming that. But the
Speaker 1: opposite of being anti Semitic, there's seemingly no shame. Um,
Speaker 1: it's just just crazy. Uh. Here's one from Zach in Columbus.
Speaker 1: He says, the Dick Stockton interview was great. Tell gag
Speaker 1: On he needs to work on his West of the
Speaker 1: four oh five beard? What as? Uh? What do you?
Speaker 1: Apparently not not up to the beer standard? That's a
Speaker 1: great beer? What the fund is he talking about? Didn't
Speaker 1: not like the appearance of your beer? Yeah? Steve writes
Speaker 1: in from Denver, and he says, hey, guys, did you
Speaker 1: record the show on a MR microphone last week? Yes?
Speaker 1: We did. Guess I used I think we used the
Speaker 1: MR microphone? Is that right? That was your technical expertise?
Speaker 1: There sportful job zoom, Yes, the greatest of zoom technology.
Speaker 1: So Kyle writes in in he's in the San Antonio
Speaker 1: metro area. Universal City he says, is there much of
Speaker 1: a point to bring back sports the sports leagues with
Speaker 1: these truncated seasons, limited or no fans in attendance, and
Speaker 1: all manner of whiting by the players about how abused
Speaker 1: they are. He says, well, that's a good point. We'll
Speaker 1: stop right there on that. I know you had more there,
Speaker 1: he said, there's he said, there's two options. Either they
Speaker 1: really really are struggling as hard as heavenly possible to
Speaker 1: bring entertainment back to the people, or they're greedy and
Speaker 1: desperate to restore their revenue streams. No. Listen, there's no
Speaker 1: question Kyle, that the North American athlete is the most
Speaker 1: entitled athlete, the most spoiled athlete. Uh. They have their
Speaker 1: toes licked. They get manni's and petties from the fan
Speaker 1: boys and the hangers on, and it's just it's a
Speaker 1: plague in America, the athlete worship. I love sports, I've
Speaker 1: watched sports. I like some athletes. I don't worship athletes.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fanboy. I've never been like that. I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people are. Uh. And that's just
Speaker 1: the way it is. And and the byproduct of that
Speaker 1: is what we have we have a little adversity. Things
Speaker 1: not the way they're supposed to be in people just
Speaker 1: you know, shipping shipping their their diapers and they can't hear.
Speaker 1: I love the It's it's an automatic. You could just
Speaker 1: see it in writing down too. Is that one day
Speaker 1: you'll have people that say we should follow and understand
Speaker 1: and listen to athletes and what they say outside the
Speaker 1: sports world, which is obviously understandable, and then listen to
Speaker 1: them about their political beliefs and their social idea beliefs.
Speaker 1: And the next day, ben you get an a memo
Speaker 1: sent by the NBA to the players saying, hey, make
Speaker 1: sure when you answer your door for the food that
Speaker 1: you receive, you dress appropriately. Like like, yes, I should
Speaker 1: listen to these athletes about what they believe in terms
Speaker 1: of social ideas and causes, but at the same time
Speaker 1: they need to be reminded to dress fucking appropriately to
Speaker 1: answer room service. Well, it's like Anthony Davis, who he
Speaker 1: wore the that's all folks, sure, And then his defense
Speaker 1: was he didn't actually dress himself as a you know,
Speaker 1: in his mid twenties. He had somebody else lay his
Speaker 1: clothes out, like his mom on his bed to choose
Speaker 1: what to wear for that day. It's it's pretty funny,
Speaker 1: all right, Kentucky J. Writes and says, if you and
Speaker 1: David Gascon were both drafted by the Dodgers tomorrow, who
Speaker 1: would win out of YouTube for the final pitching spot.
Speaker 1: And why what, Kentucky J. That's a great question. The
Speaker 1: answer is obviously me. I'm a season veteran. I have
Speaker 1: thrown out the first pitch and I believe four minor
Speaker 1: league baseball games over the years, and I have mixed
Speaker 1: a variety of pitches. And uh, not only do I
Speaker 1: bring the gas. Not only do I have the fastball,
Speaker 1: I've got an ef his pitch that keeps the hitter
Speaker 1: locks their knee ease. I've got a knuckleball that I
Speaker 1: can throw a Uncle Charlie curveball, lollipop curveball, we call
Speaker 1: it um. So I've got a variety of pitches. I've
Speaker 1: got experience. I'm a veteran. I'm intimidating on the mound,
Speaker 1: so it would be me, and you know, guesscan He'd
Speaker 1: throw like one pitch and then he said, I've got
Speaker 1: my elbows hurting. I gotta go on at d L.
Speaker 1: Listen if there's anything that you can take from history,
Speaker 1: it's that the greatest picture of all time is a
Speaker 1: left hander, and Sandy Kofas in today's modern day best
Speaker 1: picture of the Dodgers is also a left hander. And
Speaker 1: claimed I among the two and the south paw. And
Speaker 1: you know that if you need anything in Major League
Speaker 1: Baseball is left handed pitching. I have a live fastball,
Speaker 1: I got a curveball. I have a slider and also
Speaker 1: have a splitter. Also have youth on my side. Who's
Speaker 1: the old ten years younger than you are? Who's the
Speaker 1: strikeout king? Is he left handed or right hand? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's right, he's right handed because pitched for thirty any years?
Speaker 1: Fucking god? He he gave me autographs when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. Don't trash Nolan Ryan. He signed autographs, Fat Benny,
Speaker 1: he did. Don't don't trash Nolan Ryan. Nicest guy he's
Speaker 1: he'd have his own autograph show outside the hotel for fans.
Speaker 1: It was wild. Um anyway, um, moving on from that,
Speaker 1: with all the controversy on team names, a lot have
Speaker 1: vanished and probably more will. But which one would you
Speaker 1: bring back? This is from Mark in so Cal can
Speaker 1: go first. You want to you want to give this
Speaker 1: a shot. Yeah, I'd like to go with the Washington bullets.
Speaker 1: You want to bring back to Washington bullets. Bullets is good?
Speaker 1: Why I don't understand why the bullets is removed? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: because people, the Wokesters at that time, were offended. They
Speaker 1: thought that gun violence would go down if you got
Speaker 1: rid of the name bullets. How's that working on? Don't
Speaker 1: forget locally, we can't say the Long Beach State for niners. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, very offensive. The names I would bring back,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go old school, though, guess I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: before our time. I remember when I read a story
Speaker 1: when I was a kid about the early NBA. They
Speaker 1: had some really fucking cool nicknames. In the early NBA.
Speaker 1: They had the Providence steam Rollers. Isn't that a good
Speaker 1: name for a team? The steam Rollers? There was a
Speaker 1: there was a team called was it the St. Louis Bombers?
Speaker 1: Was it was another one? And uh? What was the
Speaker 1: team in Pittsburgh had an interesting name too, I forget
Speaker 1: off the top of my head. But the but the
Speaker 1: early NBA, man, they had some really unique names that
Speaker 1: were were pretty cool, that were pretty cool and Pittsburgh Condors. No,
Speaker 1: it was something to do with like steel or something
Speaker 1: like that. I'd have to I'd have to look up
Speaker 1: you want to talk for a second. I can look
Speaker 1: this up, of course, but at least we can go back.
Speaker 1: I guess we could say it, oh to h to
Speaker 1: Darcy from from a couple episodes ago, he got the
Speaker 1: Black Cocks. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, you know, full
Speaker 1: disclosure guests going yes. When I asked him what their
Speaker 1: logo would be. That is an homage to Student Ahan
Speaker 1: and the old Jim Healy radio show in l A.
Speaker 1: Because Healy one of the funny drops they played on
Speaker 1: that show. Uh. Student Ahan was doing the morning sports
Speaker 1: at KBC in l A and the Dodgers that played
Speaker 1: the Astros, and he said something like and the Dodgers,
Speaker 1: uh either beat or lost. I think he was the
Speaker 1: Dodgers beat the ass assholes last night. And so then
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I just can't say that on radio.
Speaker 1: And then so so the one of the morning guys
Speaker 1: on the on the show said Hey, I wonder what
Speaker 1: their logo would look like? Good but no. The Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: iron Men Pittsburgh iron Man was an original NBA team
Speaker 1: that's not bad. I like iron Men, Steamrollers, um and
Speaker 1: all that. Be sure to catch live editions of The
Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven
Speaker 1: pm Pacific. That's solid. How about the Houston cult. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's another another gun one Chicago. What is a Stag?
Speaker 1: There was an NBA team called the Stag that It's
Speaker 1: like it's a horse. Oh so there you go, obviously, right.
Speaker 1: So that's different though, it's a different way of saying yeah.
Speaker 1: But those are some of the names that I like.
Speaker 1: Some of the names that I thought were we're cool,
Speaker 1: you know. In the original NBA, it's gonna offend people.
Speaker 1: The original NBA had the Sheboygan Redskins. About that. It
Speaker 1: was a team called the Redskins in the original NBA.
Speaker 1: Offended just thinking about it, I really am offended anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Marky. That was a good question.
Speaker 1: R J and san Antonio's listener questions. We're doing the
Speaker 1: mail bag, actual questions from actual listeners. R J and
Speaker 1: san Antonio says, what toppings would you have on your
Speaker 1: perfect pizza? Well, r J, this is this is easy.
Speaker 1: I used to have a pizza in Grand Rapids Michigan,
Speaker 1: there was a restaurant that had the map of Pizza,
Speaker 1: which is one of them. It's not around anymore, but
Speaker 1: by the last Floyd Mayweather's hometown there, Grand Rappid anyway.
Speaker 1: So the Mallard pizza is a traditional pie. Now I
Speaker 1: have tried to figure out how to make bubbles, and
Speaker 1: the perfect pie has a lot of bubbles in the crust. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it's it's a cheese base pizza that you have
Speaker 1: the tomato sauce, You've got the cheese there, and then
Speaker 1: you've got onions, bell peppers, green peppers, red peppers, yellow
Speaker 1: peppers to dress up at make it exciting, garlic, roasted garlic,
Speaker 1: and you spread it evenly all over. Then you put
Speaker 1: a layer of cheese on top of it. Then you
Speaker 1: put more of that on top, and then you cook
Speaker 1: it and then you eat it and it's the greatest
Speaker 1: thing in the world. And your your your breath is
Speaker 1: gonna smell terrible, but it doesn't matter because it's delicious.
Speaker 1: It sounds, it sounds wonderful. Now, quick question with regards
Speaker 1: to that, how do you do the crust? Are you
Speaker 1: going deep dish? Are you going thin crusts? Like well,
Speaker 1: I like, I love deep dish pizza. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to make it at home, so I do not
Speaker 1: a thin crust, but like a medium like. I try
Speaker 1: to flatten down the middle part and then fatten up
Speaker 1: the crust as much as I can. If you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I'm describing that the right way there,
Speaker 1: fair enough. I think yours is probably some tofu or
Speaker 1: some Western the four. If I go pizza toppings, it
Speaker 1: probably has to be a meat lovers. It has to
Speaker 1: go bacon, turkey, probably some meatballs. Some ground beef is good. Um,
Speaker 1: I can't do steak, but of course pepperoni is on top,
Speaker 1: a little bit of ham. What about pineapple pineapple? And
Speaker 1: there is a great debate pineapple or no pine I
Speaker 1: can't do pineapple and pineapple. It was all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's good, but I like pineapple cold. They can't
Speaker 1: have it warm. That is a really weird when it's
Speaker 1: warmed up. That is I agree with you. It's a
Speaker 1: little weird on that. And plenty of cheese. Of course,
Speaker 1: I gotta go with some mazzarella cheese. Mozzarell mazzaret. Alright, John,
Speaker 1: I'm the jailer, our buddy, and Allantown, PA, says Ben,
Speaker 1: do you think major League Baseball could prevent cheating by
Speaker 1: having Enrico Palazzo umpire all future astrotas. I like that
Speaker 1: you included a photo here, John, of that iconic character
Speaker 1: from The Naked Gun back in the day. Why not?
Speaker 1: What the heck there you go? That was a classic
Speaker 1: piece of entertainment. Here's one from Jack in Greensboro, he says,
Speaker 1: Ben and Gascon. Everyone has a weird or odd habit
Speaker 1: that they wish they could stop or change. What is yours?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think here, what is my weird odd?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I guess I bite my fingernails
Speaker 1: sometimes that's annoying. Um, I pick it my hair because
Speaker 1: I'm when I'm working, if I'm not finding what I'm
Speaker 1: looking for, and I'm you know, struggling to find stuff,
Speaker 1: I'll like, I have little nervous twitches. I guess that
Speaker 1: I do that That annoys me. You have nervous twitches. Well, now,
Speaker 1: I don't know if nervous tritches the way, But but
Speaker 1: I'm when I'm focused on something, I have like laser
Speaker 1: like focused, but I end up like biting my fingernails.
Speaker 1: Or like picking up my hair or something like that.
Speaker 1: You know what about you? I M the perfect West
Speaker 1: of the four or five. I guess bad habits probably
Speaker 1: drinking too many energy drinks or when I fast. When
Speaker 1: I break the fast, I eat way too much and
Speaker 1: I don't stop. That's not a problem for me, because
Speaker 1: if you go two days without eating, you can go
Speaker 1: big and then you're good. Yeah. But I go from
Speaker 1: fasting too then eating something healthy and decent, and then
Speaker 1: I just fall off the fucking wagon. Like I'm pretty good,
Speaker 1: Like I I'm like my body now. I have noticed,
Speaker 1: like since I started doing the fasting thing a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, and I've gotten more obsessive with it.
Speaker 1: I do longer and longer fast every week. Like I
Speaker 1: have noticed that, uh, like I don't have as big
Speaker 1: as it bothers me because my appetite has gone down.
Speaker 1: Even when I eat a lot, it's not nearly as
Speaker 1: much as I used to eat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's and then I feel kind of bloated
Speaker 1: after I go really big, and then I'm like excited
Speaker 1: to fast again because I'll clear out my my whole,
Speaker 1: my innerants, my small intestine in my all that stuff. Um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, that's the the answer to Jack Jason and
Speaker 1: Rocky Mount Virginia says, I have a serious question here.
Speaker 1: Is it pinky swear or pinky promise? And your legit
Speaker 1: argument for your answer? Listen, Jason, it is pinky promise.
Speaker 1: Everyone fucking knows that this has been investigated. I did
Speaker 1: Google research. He's referring gascone to pass word. The other
Speaker 1: day this week we had passed where there was a
Speaker 1: great controversy with our guy from Boston who was my contestant,
Speaker 1: and the clue I I them, I used the maloneuver.
Speaker 1: I said, uh, and that we were trying to get.
Speaker 1: The word we're trying to get was promise, right, And
Speaker 1: so the way the malo maneuver worse, I lead into
Speaker 1: the the answer and then the previous The reason it
Speaker 1: was promise was obvious. It is because the of the
Speaker 1: this clue I gave was pledge, so it wouldn't be swear.
Speaker 1: Swear is not related to to pledge. It's it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not so anyway, it's pinky promise. And there's a
Speaker 1: lot of uneducated people apparently, I think it's pinky swear.
Speaker 1: But I hope you see the light come out of
Speaker 1: the darkness and see the light, please please. All right,
Speaker 1: A Berry from Chattanooga rights and again he says A
Speaker 1: Ben and guesstcon How concerned are you about saying something
Speaker 1: that the mob comes after you and tries to cancel you?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Barry, this is a fair question, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it's not a concern. It absolutely is. Um.
Speaker 1: People attack you for all kinds of ridiculou stuff. You
Speaker 1: don't agree with their orthodoxy. Uh, they attack you. I think. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: being in sports radio, I think once sports get back,
Speaker 1: I will be out of the danger zone per se.
Speaker 1: Although I don't even know if that's true anymore with
Speaker 1: the politics being intertwined in sports and the NBA, who
Speaker 1: can't clean up their own house anti Semitism, but they're
Speaker 1: telling you how to live your life things like that. Um,
Speaker 1: But no, it's obviously concerned. And the good thing is
Speaker 1: that now it's like in the old days when I
Speaker 1: first got in the business, if if you lost a
Speaker 1: gig or something like that, you know, they didn't people
Speaker 1: couldn't find you. You just kind of vanished. Now because
Speaker 1: of social media and you know, you can do a show,
Speaker 1: you might not make as much money. But some of
Speaker 1: these guys, I have guys that don't do you know,
Speaker 1: traditional old media radio shows that make more money from
Speaker 1: YouTube and from Twitch and things like. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: they're making Unless they're a lying to me, maybe they are,
Speaker 1: but they've told me they've actually monetized it and they've
Speaker 1: got a cult. Father you really don't have to have
Speaker 1: that huge a following to do it. So but I'm
Speaker 1: not I don't really obsess about it, bar Is. To
Speaker 1: answer the question, it's obviously a possibility at any moment.
Speaker 1: It's a possibility. That's just the way of the world.
Speaker 1: It's you know, people will get triggered by the most
Speaker 1: ridiculous things, the most benign things. And uh, fortunately the
Speaker 1: bosses that Fox have been very supportive and they want
Speaker 1: different opinions. We have a bunch of liberal guys that
Speaker 1: work at Fox Sports Radio, got a bunch of conservative
Speaker 1: guys that work at Fox Sports Radio, and I think
Speaker 1: it's a good balance. It's rare that that happens. I
Speaker 1: don't think a lot of places have that. So I
Speaker 1: think it's a credit to the management at Fox that
Speaker 1: they allow that to happen, and and you can pick
Speaker 1: and choose what you like, and you can hear different
Speaker 1: ideas and different opinions, which I think is what the
Speaker 1: melting pot is supposed to be. It's not usually like that,
Speaker 1: but that's the way. If you listen to Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio for a day, you're gonna hear all different perspectives
Speaker 1: on the spectrum. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports
Speaker 1: talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows
Speaker 1: at Fox Sports Radio dot com and within the I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio app search f s R to listen live,
Speaker 1: which is always nice not see. I've been told differently,
Speaker 1: not because of being on the radio side of things,
Speaker 1: but doing play by play. I've been told by by
Speaker 1: people I trust that are in management positions that say
Speaker 1: you need to stay on topic and don't fall into, uh,
Speaker 1: the social justice or political realm, because that's not what
Speaker 1: they're That's not what they want their play by play
Speaker 1: guys to be all about. You're supposed to be milk toast,
Speaker 1: boring and ra ra team. Yes, yeah, that's that's how
Speaker 1: that is supposed to go. But yeah it is. It
Speaker 1: is interesting. All the more reason you should follow me
Speaker 1: on social media in case anything happens. If you don't
Speaker 1: hear me all of a sudden, then you know I've
Speaker 1: I've probably been canceled and it's time to go watch
Speaker 1: me on twitch or YouTube or something along those lines.
Speaker 1: And those are all There's a lot of media platforms now.
Speaker 1: It's not just the old me. I love old media.
Speaker 1: I've worked in old media my whole life, the blue
Speaker 1: blood media. But there's other media now that's available to people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've encouraged that for years with you. You're you're the
Speaker 1: king of narcissism. Carlos in Houston says, So, I'm a
Speaker 1: big conspiracy guy. He says, do you think Roger Goodell
Speaker 1: secretly suspended Colin Kaepernick for cost think the NFL so
Speaker 1: much money when he started kneeling? Uh? Well, it was
Speaker 1: more of like a shadow band, Carlos. I don't think
Speaker 1: there was any formal decree that came down from the NFL.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't mean they didn't talk amongst each other
Speaker 1: and say hey, this is not good and and all
Speaker 1: that and uh but Kaepernick really made his own bed.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't feel bad for Kaepernick. He there's
Speaker 1: no injustice against Kaepernick. He was a bad quarterback, and
Speaker 1: he piled it. It's one thing to be a bad quarterback,
Speaker 1: but it's another thing to be a bad quarterback, which
Speaker 1: he had been for several years, and then be considered
Speaker 1: a malcontent in the in in a troublemaker that hurts
Speaker 1: the team and the and and there's different ways to
Speaker 1: hurt the teams said, Well, he'd be fine a locker room.
Speaker 1: I believe that to be true. I thin Kaepernick would
Speaker 1: be liked in NFL locker room. The problem, though, is
Speaker 1: it's it's the business, right. You gotta sell tickets and merchandise,
Speaker 1: and you try to avoid, at least you used to
Speaker 1: try to avoid polarizing that those type of polarizing things.
Speaker 1: Now I guess the NFL's in lockstep, but I'm not
Speaker 1: buying that. You know, there's an actual suspension. I think
Speaker 1: it was more of a something that was a wink
Speaker 1: and a nod type. Yeah, don't forget Goodell works for
Speaker 1: the owners and for Kaepernick. He's making hundreds and thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars not playing quarterback anymore and not getting hit
Speaker 1: by defensive linement and tackles anymore. So yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he's living a pretty good life. Pierre from Springfield Rights.
Speaker 1: He says, what are the chances that some Major League
Speaker 1: Baseball teams get created with the piped and crowd noise
Speaker 1: and add a few wrinkles when the Astros come to town?
Speaker 1: Maybe a bang bang here or a whistle whistle there? Well,
Speaker 1: I like how you think, Pierre. The chances of that
Speaker 1: happening are very low, and I'll tell you why because
Speaker 1: whoever does that will lose their job. And that's the
Speaker 1: sad case of the world. Fun has been canceled in
Speaker 1: That would be some harmless fund, some some who cares,
Speaker 1: you know, have a good time fun, and it would
Speaker 1: it would lead to the demise. It's like when the
Speaker 1: person wearing the Mr Med outfit gave the middle finger
Speaker 1: and it was on the front page of the New
Speaker 1: York Post and then the guy, the guy lost his
Speaker 1: job or whatever. It couldn't be Mr Men anymore because
Speaker 1: fund has been canceled canceled. Scott and Rancho Cucamonga rights
Speaker 1: and says, have you ever been kicked out of a stadium?
Speaker 1: Either for actions or saying inappropriate things? Next year, please
Speaker 1: come to Rancho Cucamongo. The Dodgers single a affiliate and
Speaker 1: I love the show in the podcast, What's that Guess
Speaker 1: the Quakes Rancho Quakes. I would love to go to
Speaker 1: Rancho Cucamonga and Scott make that happen next year. We
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta support these minor league baseball teams once
Speaker 1: this apocalypse ends. UH. There are a lot of teams
Speaker 1: that are gonna go out of business. The ones that
Speaker 1: are still around are gonna need extra help support minor
Speaker 1: league baseball. I love minor league baseball. They've been very
Speaker 1: kind to us over the years. It's great. It's cheap
Speaker 1: family fund and you know, it's it's awesome. I love
Speaker 1: what they do in minor league baseball. I really do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're great. I have I've actually been removed from
Speaker 1: a stadium before UM. To answer his question, it wasn't
Speaker 1: because of me, but it was because of my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I went to UH. I went to a historic game
Speaker 1: down San Diego, the Chargers and Broncos, and I went
Speaker 1: and met up with a buddy of mine and his
Speaker 1: girlfriend and the four of us were tail gatting seven
Speaker 1: eight o'clock in the morning, and my girlfriend was ben
Speaker 1: the elbow a little bit drinking a little bit harder
Speaker 1: than she should have been liquor and beer. And uh,
Speaker 1: we get into Qualcomm Stadium. We have great seats south
Speaker 1: end zone, Ben Broncos and Chargers, and she starts mumbling
Speaker 1: and stumbling while the national anthem is being played, so
Speaker 1: I had to sit her down. She sat the first
Speaker 1: quarter and started like wobbling all over the place, And
Speaker 1: as soon as the second quarters started, she stood up
Speaker 1: and she threw up on the couple in front of her,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, my fucking god. I she
Speaker 1: just came down like she got away with it for
Speaker 1: a while, mostly because she's top heavy. Um. But they
Speaker 1: escorted me out, kicked her out obviously, and we couldn't
Speaker 1: drive back home to l A. So I decided to
Speaker 1: unt a hotel room that right on Friar's Road next
Speaker 1: to Quacom Stadium. Bennett was the same game la Damian
Speaker 1: Thomlinson brooke the touchdown record. Wow out So it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: So at least I get to watch that while she
Speaker 1: was drunk passed out in a hotel bed. Oh that's good. Um,
Speaker 1: Well I didn't get kicked, I guess I in a
Speaker 1: way I did. I was covering the Pro Bowl for
Speaker 1: a small Network and we were doing radio shows. But
Speaker 1: one of the guys that was in a traveling party,
Speaker 1: unbeknownst to me, like apparently stole something out of locker
Speaker 1: room the A I think it was the a f
Speaker 1: C locker room stole something out of there, and the
Speaker 1: NFL pulled all the credentials. So I mean Hawaii at
Speaker 1: the to cover the Pro Bowl. I was there for
Speaker 1: like the whole week covering practice, and I was not allowed.
Speaker 1: I watched the Pro Bowl from bar uh in the
Speaker 1: uh well part of it. I watched in the bar
Speaker 1: the hotel, and then I watched the rest of it
Speaker 1: my hotel room. But um, yeah, so that that's the
Speaker 1: way I got banned. That was fun though, that that
Speaker 1: Pro Bowl that was so laid back. I think this
Speaker 1: was the two thousand two Pro Bowl, so it's been
Speaker 1: eighteen years, um, And we were hanging out there in
Speaker 1: the NFC locker room. Andy Reid was the coach because
Speaker 1: of course the Eagles had lost the NFC championship game.
Speaker 1: In those days, the coach who lost had to go
Speaker 1: coach the Pro Bowl. And they had a team meeting
Speaker 1: about what their game plan was going to be. And
Speaker 1: I'm standing in the back. Nobody said you have to leave.
Speaker 1: I just stood there and listen to Andy Reid give
Speaker 1: a team meeting to the to the two thousand two
Speaker 1: NFC Pro Bowl team, which was pretty cool. It's a
Speaker 1: good memory. Uh. Mr Goopy writes in in Maine. He says,
Speaker 1: my son and I, which I think is the name
Speaker 1: of like a movie in a book and a TV
Speaker 1: my son and I. Mr Goopy says, recently watched the
Speaker 1: two thousand one Space Odyssey. Can you draw parallels from
Speaker 1: that movie to either your career or the Mallard Militia?
Speaker 1: All right, so did you ever see that movie, the
Speaker 1: two thousand one Space obously guess yeah, So it's it's
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the movie. They discover an artifact,
Speaker 1: write some weird and mysterious thing, and then it's buried
Speaker 1: underneath the lunar surface, and everyone's trying to figure out
Speaker 1: the origins and all that stuff, and they get help
Speaker 1: from the supercomputer. And I'm trying, how does that relate
Speaker 1: to to the career. Maybe because of your voice, what
Speaker 1: do you what do you mean? Because you went you
Speaker 1: went from you went from fat to skinny, so your
Speaker 1: voice actually changed to you discovered some deep pipes. You
Speaker 1: discovered you've got some testosterone in you. Now you've got
Speaker 1: more more juice in the tank. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to say. The voice comes and goes, oh,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting reference. But I think we should We'll
Speaker 1: leave it there. We'll leave it there anyway. I think.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have an answer. Mr mean, it's good.
Speaker 1: I brought it off. I don't know why I brought
Speaker 1: it off. I don't have an answer. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: what do you think Marcel and Brooklyn uses uh this
Speaker 1: supercomputer how nine thousand to figure out what he's gonna
Speaker 1: say in his calls. I guess that's how the Mallam
Speaker 1: Militia last to it. Or um Mark the full name
Speaker 1: guy in Medford, Oregon's up to some Shenanigans. Or maybe
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