WEBVTT - Float Like a Butterfly 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:05.280 Ka Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.480 a week was enough, I think again. He's the last 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:12.160 remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:15.320 He treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:19.560 the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.360 Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:28.760 with Ben Maller starts right now that it does a 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:33.960 male bag edition as we are in the air everywhere 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:38.839 the vast and powerful reach of the I Heart Podcast 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.479 Network and anywhere you get podcast The Fifth Hour with 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:50.160 Ben Mallard and David Gascon Because four hours are not enough, 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:54.000 we do this now eight days a week, and it's 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.920 been a pretty interesting weekend. We started the Weekend podcast 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:01.160 with Darcy Walder Grahame on Friday. That was fa um 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:05.360 and then we had a thirty minute video review that 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:07.720 I Got a little carried Away, guests get. I admitted 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:10.119 I got a little carried away with that John Stossel video, 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.280 but it resonated with me. Did Yeah. It was a 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.319 short that we turned into a long. No. I just 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:17.360 had a lot. There was so much packed in it. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.160 It was like a can of sardines, and I just 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.480 felt like that it shouldn't. It could have been longer, 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.840 but there was so much important stuff that people and 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.440 I think a lot of people listen to this podcast 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:29.360 are kind of aware and know this stuff, but there 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.200 are some that don't. And so I thought it was 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.200 you know, it was good. Yeah, And in the day 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.959 and age where we lack civil discourse, it's always nice 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.319 to be reminded of that. And full disclosure. Since I 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.360 know that you had a long rent a few hours 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.600 ago about the Washington Redskins, I have not signed an 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:50.120 n d A to join, so everything is throttle with you. 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:54.080 I gotta tell you man that, uh, you know, the 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.920 lead up it's not fully al Capones vault, but it's 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.240 it's consider ring the what was being sold and what 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.720 that turned out to be. What it appears that is, 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.280 you know, it just didn't quite live up to the 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.720 to the high. That's a false advertising, is the term. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.400 I believe. I used that in the mondel. Now, what if, 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.240 what if it could be a a larger version of 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:19.360 like Chinese water torture? What if it's just drip drip, drip, 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.800 drip drip. Before we get to opening week in the 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.040 National Football League, Like what if there's more? What if 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:28.680 this is just a taste and appetizer. Uh yeah, I 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:31.359 mean that's always always possible, man, A lot of the 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.160 wild saucy stuff that was going on in the internet. 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.560 I mean, if that had been true, this would have 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:40.280 been the greatest scandal. I was expecting the greatest scandal 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:43.200 in my life. I didn't get to that. I didn't 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.520 get to that. Uh. And you know, we'll see what 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.760 what happens with the story, how it percolates. And obviously, 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.080 when we're doing this podcast in real time, it hasn't 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.560 yet percolated. So uh, we'll see if the story has legs, 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.440 will let it breathe a little bit. And I imagine 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.400 when we come back tonight on the radio, on this 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:04.240 Sunday night into Monday, that we will have more reaction, 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.400 more fallout from this. But it's it's better than you 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:11.600 jumping into the Dakota and Tad Prescott. That was a 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.480 good monologue. That was a solid monologue. Family feud, brotherly love, 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.720 good cop, bad cop. You give that a solid that 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:23.120 give it like a seven seven monologue? Yeah, you go, 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.960 all right? Fair enough? All right? Moving on, so we 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.280 have study and servey this. Do we have any don't 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.280 stick to spose? Yeah, the B or not the B 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.000 of course that is making another return second time in 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.280 three weeks, of course. Yeah, okay, alright, so we'll have 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.720 we'll have a little bit of that. I have some 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:41.240 study and survey of this, mostly just a few of them. 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.760 Then we got the mail bag as well. The mail 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.760 bag will be good I think this week because of 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.520 last week's audio claude or lack thereof. So I'm really 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.800 uh excited to hear what do you have to say 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.080 about that? All right, well, yeah, here we go. Let's 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.160 do some study this first. It is not just your pets. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:04.000 Human beings or they say actually perk up when hearing 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.720 unexpected sounds. That we are much like our dogs that 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.520 when we or cats, when we hear something that's we 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.840 we kind of perk up. A believe that or not. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:16.400 I believe that. I believe that my ears perk up 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.720 when I hear you know, roulettes and sirens of an 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:23.000 ambulance or or emergency response vehicles all the time. Alright. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:28.200 Another study says, uh the downside at tech Information Overload 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:33.640 headline on this multitasking modern technology causing more and more 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:39.400 Americans to become forgetful. Yes, uh yeah, but passwords, and 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.440 that that's why a lot of people have ridiculously dumb 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:44.880 passwords like one or one, two, three, four, because it's 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.600 hard to remember all that ship. But it's just a 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:50.719 retaining the information. Like we've gone through so much stuff 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.960 in the political world, the politicians that have been doing 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.520 whatever they've had been doing on whatever aisle you're picking. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:05:00.880 There's so much information that we can't retain, and I 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.440 feel like you need to go back and just reference 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.479 all this stuff online just to get a better idea 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:08.040 of what we're digesting. First, Yeah, I'm on all the time. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.960 I love learning new random things. And most of my 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.760 education I learned more online than I did in it 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:17.080 from anybody in school. And you know, I think it's great, 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:20.720 it's wonderful. Some of it is bullshit, but you know 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.840 that's part of it. Uh So, here's another one of 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.360 those cancer stories. Every week there's a different story about 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:29.560 some big breakthrough and cancer research, which is really forget 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:33.200 With all due respect to the Corona, this is the 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.680 big one, right, Cancer is the big one, and people 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:38.800 are more people gonna die from cancer this year than 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.560 the coronavirus, and every year it's the same thing, whatever 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:45.680 pandemic comes around. Anyway, So scientists say, there's a mysterious, 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:52.280 mysterious fatty acid that has shown it kills cancer cells, 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.760 according to Washington State University, and this is the latest 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.839 in the never ending line of potential. That's a weasel word, 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:04.880 breakthroughs in cancer treatment. A fatty acid. Uh, the studies 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:08.240 authors have been able to demonstrate that this fatty acid 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.120 and then they give the medical name, which I'm not 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:12.640 gonna even try to pronounce. They just call it d 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:18.040 g l A kills human cancer spell cells upon exposure. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.680 How fucking great would that be if this is actually legit? 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:26.000 How imagine if you're the person that cures cancer but 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.240 you work at Washington State. Do you get credit for that? 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.240 Do you get the money that that person should be 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.280 the richest person and when the Nobel flies and all 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.160 that stuff. But if you're just a researcher at Washington State, 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.120 how does that work? Yeah? I think the university would 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:41.160 claim work product on that man. That would be oh man, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.120 can you imagine that'd be huge, especially because we're coming 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.640 off the heels of Kelly Preston, John Travolta's wife that 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:51.480 passed away from breast cancer. Well, and the thing with 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.080 the cancer I know from my mom who had breast cancer. 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.680 She had cancer three times, um, and she's got through 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:00.200 it the first couple of times, but the fucking thing 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.080 keeps coming back. That's the problem. Man. It's like you 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:06.000 can actually most cancers you can treat the first round, 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.360 but then they fucking keep coming back. And that's that's 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.840 where it becomes problematic at most other parts of the body. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:15.120 And it's uh, it sucks anyway. Um. So these are 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:19.840 obviously preliminary, uh, and researchers believe their discovery could that's 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.040 what the word lead to a new form of cancer 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:25.040 treatment in the future. Let's hope that actually is not 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.120 bullshit and that's reality. Yeah. I mean you're thinking about 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:32.080 moderna that that companies starting stage three of their vaccines 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.760 for the coronavirus, and that would be that would be 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:37.600 huge if that breakthrough actually falls in place, and and 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:39.160 we could take it up to another level and get 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.239 those vaccines out to the citizens in the United States 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:45.960 as quickly as possible. Yeah. Well, and you're you're buying 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:50.680 stock ascun all right, I am, But gambling. You're spitballing. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.840 One of these companies will hit the sweet spot. I've 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:56.640 been dipping my toes in the line. Yes, yeah, I've 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.680 been dabbling more in the stock market recently. There you 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.120 used to taking advice from that bland guy. No, no, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.760 well that stock is a what a don't get me 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:10.760 started on that. So you get your get your investment 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.720 advice from a blind guy, and you get your real 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:16.920 estate advice from a fake doctor. Yes, yes, and now 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:22.400 you know why I am not of the world five Yes, uh, 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:24.520 in the red I think would be the term. I 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:28.200 think in the red. All right, Well, now I assume 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:32.480 you've dated a handful of women over these and you 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:36.000 probably notice some women are big huggers, you know, they 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.319 like to hug in cuddle and other women funck no, 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.679 they want nothing to do with that, right. I've never 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:45.560 dealt with a woman that doesn't like to hug, really, yes? Never? Okay, Well, 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.440 there are they are out there. They do exist, and 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:52.559 according to a new study, it's hereditary. Hugs are hereditary genetics, 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.640 they say play a significant role in how affectionate a 0:08:55.720 --> 0:09:00.000 woman is. Yeah, if so. If you ever wondered why 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.800 people are known as huggers and others aren't. They don't 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:06.240 like contact with all their beings. It turns out they 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:10.360 claim that biology is behind that, at least for women. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.800 This is where it gets interested. So researchers at the 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:18.600 University of Arizona claim that the genes are the major 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:23.240 deciding factor regarding how affectionate women are. They didn't find 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:28.679 the same relationship among men. That guess, yeah, that's that's good. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:32.199 I remember a vintage line from from Your Better Half. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.760 At a Christmas party, she said, if I could crawl 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:41.600 into Ben's skin, I would. She's probably on some alcohol. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:47.320 That's a little that's a little poulter, guys, the I'm good, 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:51.440 you know. That's a little creepy, a little little bit. 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.480 All right, last study this, and then we'll get to 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.360 the other bits that we have. We have a mail bag. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:59.719 I want to get to more of the mail bag 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.640 because these guys bitch when I don't read their questions. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.680 I gotta keep reading their questions, all right. So last study, 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.760 this scientist from the George Washington University in d C 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:14.680 have observed the chimpanzee. That's the first study believed to 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.360 have been done on chimpanzees and their hair. It's interesting 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.360 because they've observed that when you go I've seen this. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:21.600 I remember I was a kid and I went to 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:25.360 like the San Diego Zoo and I saw and like 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.440 the chimpanzee had gray hair. I was like, it must 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:32.520 be fucking old. Well. No, according to the science, the 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:36.080 observers noticed that gray or silver hair on a chimpanzee 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:40.800 does not mean their old. Most champ chimpanzees see portions 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:43.560 of their hair gray over time until they reach middle age. 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:47.320 After that point, the graying process appears to level off, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.720 so it starts at a young age. And they were 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.560 the studies trying to figure out how this relates to 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:57.640 the human you know, graying process. Um, you know that's 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.840 obviously that's another one cosmetic. If you could figure out 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.400 a way, if you could take a pill and you'd 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.280 never get gray hair, I bet you most people would 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.240 probably take that. A lot of people, maybe not most, 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.600 but a lot of people. I'm starting to get a 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.560 lot of gray hair in my beard. Yeah, I've got 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.400 that too, And it's like, you know, you can do 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.439 it's salt and pepper. I guess you'll be more concerned 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.880 when it's all salt, right, I'll just be more considered. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.079 When I start growing hair out of my ears, then 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.200 I'll be really concerned. Oh yeah, that's you're you're over 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.520 the age of fifties, so usually it starts around that time. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.120 Normally it starts right there. Yeah, go, then you gotta 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:33.480 go to the store and do the walk of shame 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.080 and buy one of those nose hair trimmer. Fock man. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.240 It's just, you know, you reached a point where you're like, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.360 what the funk happened to my body? When you're going 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.839 to to Walmart to buy a nose trimmer and the 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.360 hair ear trimmer. You know that I won't take that walk. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.920 I'll just order that ship on Amazon Prime right next 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.440 day delivery. Be sure to catch live editions of The 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.319 Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.520 p m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:02.120 Heart Radio app. Alright, what isn't that guest? The be 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.920 or not the Be? Alright or not to be? This 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.040 is Guests Got Obsessed with a Twitter, which is a website. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.320 The Babylon Be, the bablon Bee Bend. These are five 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:14.920 titles that did not make the cut this week. Genius 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:19.240 Trent wears mask, causing media to question effectiveness of masks. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.320 That would not make the cut. Did not know more 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:27.640 people voluntarily committing themselves to asylums to escape insanity of 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.600 real world? That did not make the cut. How about 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.880 this one? Isn't their fake title? Uh Antipa throwing bricks 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:38.680 and molotov cocktails at nation's eagles due to association with 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:43.080 Nazi Party. That's a shout out to our Jackson and 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.280 all the anti Semites and sports shout out. Go down 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:52.160 the list there, Stephen Jackson, Alan ivers Ssure, Yeah, absolutely, 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:57.200 Dwane Wade another anti Semite? How how about this? Alexandria 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:01.080 Cassio Cortez claims writers are just burning down neighborhoods to 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:06.400 keep themselves warm, and then last week she described the 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.480 crime rates bring up because people were looking to get 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.200 some bread. She's also used in that video we talked 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.000 about the other day. Didn't she say the world's gonna 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:14.880 end in twelve years or something like that because the 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.800 climate change. She's pretty bright. I can see why she's 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.480 doing well in politics. Green New Deal. Writers are just 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.320 burning down neighborhood themselves warm. I mentioned that one. How 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:25.199 about this the last but not least I new you 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:29.959 appreciate this one. Thousands of CEOs across the country announced 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:34.040 they support Trump and hopes of triggering her boycott. That 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:37.520 is a shout out to Goya Bean's Goya Products, who 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.520 who the CEO supports the President Trump and they've seen 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:45.440 a quite a spike in sales in recent days. Yeah. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:48.840 And the funny thing is the the people that that's 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.320 gotta have. That guy's gotta have the biggest balls of 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.439 anybody in business, the people the guy that runs Goya, right, 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.360 because like with all this nonsense in this you know, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:03.400 hash was hashtag boycott Goya and all that stuff and 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.240 uh and all the backlash and uh, it's just it's 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:11.120 it's pretty amusing that it's not not impacting it. So 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:12.840 there we go the b or not to be ben 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.240 I want im. I got five stories for you, and 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:16.360 I want you to let me know if do you 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.200 think this is real or this is from the Babylon? 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:23.520 Be all right? Here we go. Story number one, Samber 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:31.040 San Francisco art curator resigns amid toxic white supremacy claims. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.600 Is that real or courtesy of the Babylon? Be all right? Now? 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.960 I love San Francisco, that the visuals are wonderful, that 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.120 some of the people are fucked up there, but um, 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.480 I love that Golden Gate Park, man, is that beautiful? 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.200 May I gone to San Francisco for years, like doing 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.520 stuff with it when the Dodgers playing the Giants or whatever. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.680 And I've never been to Golden Gate Park until a 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:52.440 few years ago, and I fucking loved it. Have you 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.240 been on the Rock? Have you been Alcatraz? I've not. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.240 I've not. I walked across the Golden Gate Bridge, which 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.320 was which was cool. I wish there was like a 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.600 little gift shop that said you walked across the Golden 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:04.480 Gate Bridge like some dopey hat. I probably would have 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.280 bought it. But anyway, San So it's San Francisco, and 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:11.280 so I believe it. It's a woke Wokesters paradise. So 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.640 I'm gonna buy this one. I believe that is real 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:17.440 and not from the Babylonia. It is, in fact true. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.720 Carry Garrel's resigned as senior curator at the San Francisco 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:25.600 Museum of Modern Art after he said quote, don't worry, 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:29.360 we will definitely still continue to collect white artists during 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:33.120 a diversity presentation so he was confronted about this and 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.960 said that avoiding work by white men would be reversed discrimination. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.800 Internal group of museum staff started a petition calling for 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:45.520 him to resign due to his toxic white supremacist beliefs. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.760 Benny had been there at the museum for twenty years 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:54.600 no more. So again, so someone with reasonable a reasonable 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.720 position has lost their job because the lunatics have kicked 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.120 them out. People that are hysterical have kicked Okay, that 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:06.720 makes it a right second story, the number two black 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:12.720 conservative informed by white people that he is racist. Okay, 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.960 so this is this is like at one. I'm not, 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.160 I I do not. I mean, I'm gonna say, yes, 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:22.760 that is a real story because I've seen the videos 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:27.240 of you know, liberal woke white people shouting at black 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:30.800 police officers, which I thought was the most amazing, Like 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:34.200 they were the liberal whites were with the Black Lives 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:36.760 Matter movement and they were attacking a black police officer, 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.120 which I thought was so I based on that video 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.760 that I saw, which I know is anecdotal, I will 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.880 say this is true. That is courtesy the Babylon Beast. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.720 Oh it's not true, I love damn not true. Just yet, 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.200 that will likely become truth. Right, that's one of those 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:57.280 that they're ahead of their time, like the Simpsons predict things. Yes, exactly, 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.840 story number three, number three to be or not to be? 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:06.080 Business owner charged with hate crime for painting over Black 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:12.239 Lives Matter graffiti on his storefront. All right, So this 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.040 is another This is a tough one. It's tougher this 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:19.240 week than in past weeks. Uh, you know, I I 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.640 here's the way I look at that stuff. Unless it's 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:25.520 sanctioned by the communities. Is I believe vandalism when you're writing? 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:27.480 Isn't that the different? Right? I mean, you're not allowed 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:33.440 to do that. So, but again, it's a Wokester's paradise. 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:39.280 So in a Wokester's paradise, I would say, I think 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:43.600 that actually is I'm gonna lean towards true. It's unfortunately false. 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:48.119 Unfortunately false, it is false. So I'm at the point now, 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:52.399 gay I believe everything, Now, any any ridiculous story, I believe. Yeah, 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:55.120 this is tough. How about this? One Minneapolis city council 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.480 that voted to defund the police is now charging taxpayers 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:01.840 for private security. Is that the b or not? The Oh? No, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.120 that's true. That's that's not going It's going on all 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:07.080 over the place these politicians. It's do as do as 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:08.920 I say, not as I do, is what it is. 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:11.320 Nice little Alliott for you. You You are correct bed so 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:14.679 far criticy the New York Post taxpayers have paid a 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:18.040 hundred and fifty two thousand dollars for private security for 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:22.560 these Minneapolis City council members. In fact, the security costs 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:27.000 forty dollars per day. Wow. And how much of that 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:28.879 goes to the security guy and how much of that 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:32.679 goes to the the company. That's a great question for 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.080 the city. I was, you know, we have some police 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:36.560 that listen to the show, the fans of the show. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:38.600 I was like one of them. I was emailing and 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:41.160 I was like, listen, here's what's gonna happen. Defund the police. Right, 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:43.640 here's my theory. You're gonna make more money. You're gonna 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.199 come out ahead on this as a police office with 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:48.000 your experience, because all these rich people are gonna hire you, 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:50.399 and then you'll make more money than you do in 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:53.600 law enforcement and you'll probably have an easier gig. Yeah. 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.960 It's like when you work for the defense Department, right, 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.720 if you work as oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.960 you like Halliburton and and and and all that. You 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.560 go drive a truck in in a rack and you 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:09.000 make more money than the soldiers do. Yeah. Absolutely. Last, 0:19:09.160 --> 0:19:11.160 and not least, this one's a little tricky as well. 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:16.959 Michigan man wins lottery with the wrong ticket. Alright, so 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.119 how is it the wrong ticket? I don't understand, Like, 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:21.159 how could you he turned in the wrong ticket. They 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:25.520 gave him the prize. Is that? Yes, that seems impossible. 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:30.600 That seems impossible. It's actually true, really, and it's true. 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:32.679 And man in Michigan did, in fact, he wanted a 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:35.840 two million dollar prize after he received the wrong ticket 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:39.439 accidentally from a store clerk. So this is out working. No, No, 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:42.960 I thought, yeah, that's misleading. I thought the way you 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.280 said it, he turned in a ticket and he had 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:47.119 the wrong numbers, but they gave him the prize anyway, 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:48.600 if that, if you had said it that way, of 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:51.960 course I would have. So check this out. He actually 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:54.240 went inside of a gas store to buy a Lucky 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.080 seven ticket for gas stations. They don't really call him 0:19:57.080 --> 0:19:59.280 gas stores. They call him gas stations. And you know, 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:02.520 civilized America. Yeah, but you have the gas station. He 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:06.400 had the stores where people can buy food and drinks 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:09.000 and ship like that. So anyways, so he bought a 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:13.159 Lucky seven ticket that was priced at ten dollars, and 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.120 the clerk actually gave him back one of the other 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:18.200 tickets that was worth twenty dollars. So when the clerk 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.040 offered to exchange it for him, he said no, He 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:22.440 had a good idea that this might be something worthwhile. 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:24.960 Turns out and it was the winning lottery ticket. He 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:28.639 took the lump some money and Ben in Michigan he 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.760 took home a cool one point three million dollars out 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:36.240 of two after taxes. Yes, pretty good. So my dad 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:38.120 plays the lottery every week, so one day he's gonna 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:41.680 win the lottery. And uh, that's what he tells me. Yeah, 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.919 guy in Newport, one's lottery. Next tun channel, let's live 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:48.040 in Newport or whatever. There's an irvine, a planned community 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:51.280 talking about Be sure to catch live editions of the 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:55.080 Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:56.919 Do we have is that it? Are we good? That 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:59.480 is good? Let's go to the mailbag. These are listening 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:01.800 to questions. We open up the mail bag we gotta 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:05.159 get a mail bag song. You know we should steal. 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.720 Remember if somebody has a copy. I tried to find it. 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:09.800 I couldn't find it. David Letterman used to have on 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:13.320 his late night show. It's like letters, we get letters. 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:16.080 It was like this little ja we gotta find that. 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:18.679 We are we allowed? We probably allowed to play that. 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:20.879 Who knows. Didn't you have a theme song to a 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:24.800 game show that got got pulled from your Yes? Yes, season. 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:27.640 I've gotten several seasons asist letters over the years. But yeah, 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:35.480 the people from Jeopardy got upset. Yeah, stop playing sports Jeopardy. 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:38.320 So that's why we played Balderdash. Just changed the name 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:41.280 of it anyway. All right, let's see these are actual questions. 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:45.280 I does de Sean Jackson? This is from Clarence in 0:21:45.359 --> 0:21:50.040 the Slid slidell Louisiana. Easier for me to say, uh, says, 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.800 does de Sean Jackson put hot sauce on his matster 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:56.199 ball soup? Yes? Yeah, Well I did several monologues on 0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:58.359 de Sean Jackson, but it's not just him. In the 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:00.439