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Speaker 1: You've got to be freaking kidding me. It's one more thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm strong Andy, one more thing before I get to

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Speaker 1: the you got to be freaking kidding me. I have

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Speaker 1: a mole who works in government who regularly texts me

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Speaker 1: things that get set at meetings. It's just unbelievable. Oh

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Speaker 1: all bet uh. But I'll get to that in just

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Speaker 1: a second. I mentioned this on the actual radio show,

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Speaker 1: so I need to follow through the one time in

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Speaker 1: my adult life when I nearly shared a bed with

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Speaker 1: another man. Boy, I don't really need to set up

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Speaker 1: onto this because it sounds like him. We got into

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Speaker 1: the conversation about how women will share up a bed

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Speaker 1: in a hotel room, like when they're on a girls strip,

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Speaker 1: but guys don't. I would sleep in the bathtub with

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Speaker 1: a pillow and you know, my jacket for a blanket

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Speaker 1: before I would do that. But one time, cheeze, many

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Speaker 1: years I was in college, thank you, Glenn, and uh,

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Speaker 1: we're in this house. It's like I don't know, six

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Speaker 1: or eight of a sleeping anyway. I'm on the floor

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Speaker 1: in this room, hardwood floor, and it's freezing in there.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is freezing in there. But I had

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Speaker 1: chosen the floor anyway. Dude who's sleeping in the bed

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Speaker 1: at some point says like middle of the night, like,

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Speaker 1: you can sleep up here if you want to, because

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Speaker 1: it's so cold, and I thought, yeah, it is so cold,

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Speaker 1: No big deal. I get up in bed. Twenty seconds

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Speaker 1: later he grabs my crank. Come on, I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not sing what happens. That's what you cross the manline.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying this always happens, but you just call

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Speaker 1: him Jesse Smollett. That is untowared. I'm not saying this

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Speaker 1: always happens, just usually. But the one time in my

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Speaker 1: adult male life I think that I ever even attempted

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Speaker 1: sharon bed with somebody, he did. He made a move. Wow,

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Speaker 1: drunken in the middle of the night. Okay, well no,

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Speaker 1: under you would never. I crawled back down to the floor,

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Speaker 1: never brought it up, never mentioned it to him. He

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Speaker 1: never mentioned it to me. Just never. You never said it.

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Speaker 1: Didn't thinking about it again, that's the way we handled that.

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Speaker 1: That's the right way to handle it. Wordlessly. God, guys

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Speaker 1: are so weird. I totally that if something like that

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Speaker 1: had happened with me, it would be an absolute what

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Speaker 1: that f was that. The next morning you would oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's interesting. Also what was that? And why?

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Speaker 2: Because I wanted to have sexual relations with you? Because

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Speaker 2: because I was, She'd say to you, because I was

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Speaker 2: seeing if you were interested, yeah, in in some sort

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Speaker 2: of sex with a with me as a dude.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Michael, this was your broke back frountain Jack and

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Speaker 1: I went it broke back mountain, and I went the

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Speaker 1: other direction. It turns out I could quit him quite quickly.

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Speaker 1: I went back down to the cold floor, and you

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Speaker 1: got to quit that. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It worked out fine, It worked out fine. I never

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Speaker 1: said anything, he never said anything. He made an overture.

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Speaker 1: I made a response. Didn't work out fine for him.

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Speaker 1: It was it was clear that I wasn't interested, and

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Speaker 1: he thought, okay, I thought maybe you might be, and

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Speaker 1: that was fine. After that. I remember the first time

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Speaker 1: a guy hit on me. It was in a bar club.

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Speaker 1: I was a college lad at the time, I think,

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Speaker 1: and my only reaction was I'm flattered, like, oh, thanks,

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Speaker 1: but you know, I'm straight. I was fine. I think

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Speaker 1: he didn't grab my crank. He just made it clear

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Speaker 1: that hey, we should do you know. I think i'd

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Speaker 1: like to get it quitted. Yeah, I can understand why

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Speaker 1: you'd be flattered, but I think mine was more of

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Speaker 1: a middle of the night drunk you know, better than nothing,

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Speaker 1: any port in a storm. I think that's what I was.

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Speaker 2: Very Oh so you weren't worried about the gay part

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Speaker 2: of it. You was just offended that he hadn't you exactly.

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Speaker 1: No flowers. No, there's no courtship whatsoever. Didn't take it

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Speaker 1: to dinner. This is animalistic. Yeah, no, I was the

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Speaker 1: better than nothing. Now I get your objection. I was

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Speaker 1: it's closing time, let's look around and see what the

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Speaker 1: options are. That's what I ended up being. Ah, that's

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Speaker 1: just sad. You were like Arnold and the Maid Arnold.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, maybe maybe you know what's interesting.

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Speaker 2: It just pumped into my head sexual morase through the years,

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Speaker 2: and I read John Lennon told his story one is

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Speaker 2: it or No? No, I'm sorry it was. Actually it

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Speaker 2: was a female music star, woman of the same period

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Speaker 2: like the Beatles era. And I don't want to say

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Speaker 2: the name because I don't want to get wrong, but

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Speaker 2: she ended up somehow in a bed with John Lennon,

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Speaker 2: and it was like a long party or whatever. Everybody

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Speaker 2: was going to sleep and then just everybody would find

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Speaker 2: a bed to flop in. And at one point he

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Speaker 2: asked her and he used a very Liverpool accented F word.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to create more word for more work

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Speaker 2: for a Hansen, But he said, would you like to blank?

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Speaker 2: And she said, thanks, but not really, I just want

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Speaker 2: to go to sleep, and he said, oh, thank goodness,

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Speaker 2: I've already been blanked tonight. But he just thought it

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Speaker 2: would be ungentlemanly in the late sixties.

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Speaker 1: Wow, to offer a coupling to swing in sixties. Oh boy, wow,

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Speaker 1: that's something. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember a similarly, there was a rock journalist who

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Speaker 2: was talking about he had a very attractive wife and

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Speaker 2: he would be at these you know, big rock and

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Speaker 2: roll star parties again as the late sixties in southern California,

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Speaker 2: and he talked about Jim Morrison and other people hitting

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Speaker 2: on his wife and wanting to have sex with her,

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Speaker 2: and he felt kind of bad about saying, no, please,

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Speaker 2: don't have sex with him because you know, we're married

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Speaker 2: and everything, because it.

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Speaker 1: Was definitely, you know, an okay option. Yeah, that's why

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Speaker 1: it was. That's why it was with George Harrison and

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Speaker 1: Eric Clapton and the girl that is Layla from the

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Speaker 1: Layla song. George Harrison's wife. Clapton talks about it in

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Speaker 1: his book George is like, on board, Oh yeah, that

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Speaker 1: sounds cool. Go ahead, I would love that. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you had sex with my wife and you would

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Speaker 1: love it, that's bizarre to me or parent going on

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Speaker 1: theville Now, yeah, that's what I think anyway. So my

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Speaker 1: deep mole in government sent this yesterday. I mentioned this

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Speaker 1: one on the show already that at the start of

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Speaker 1: the meeting a woman raised her hand and tearfully asked

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Speaker 1: the speaker to stop saying you guys because it was

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Speaker 1: gender hurtful, and so the speaker started saying, y'all not

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Speaker 1: to be offender.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: That's when you just end it right there. End meeting today.

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Speaker 1: You you're fired. Get out? Wait what get out? In

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Speaker 1: government today? The government meeting, somebody raised their hands said,

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Speaker 1: are you receptive to some feedback on your tea choice

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Speaker 1: based on its environmental impact? Apparently the tea being provided

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Speaker 1: for the meeting had microplastics, so they wanted to Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's so precious, isn't that something? Well, you were receptive

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Speaker 1: to feedback and your tea choice about the environmental impact

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Speaker 1: of your tea choice. Uh, China deserves to take us

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Speaker 1: over if that's what they are. I can't remember who

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Speaker 1: it was it was.

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Speaker 2: One of my favorite writers pointed out the other day

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Speaker 2: that when King Chuck was in Canada and he was

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Speaker 2: gonna I think he was addressing the Parliament, but he

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Speaker 2: kicked off his address with one of those idiotic declarations

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Speaker 2: of what do you call.

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Speaker 1: Him land acknowledgments?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and he said, and Hanson, I am going

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Speaker 2: to create a little work for you here. He said, First,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to acknowledge that we are standing on the

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Speaker 2: land watch controlled by the Watchapuci tribes and blah blah blah,

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Speaker 2: and that we should seek full reconciliation in both.

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Speaker 1: Word and deed. Great Britain is doing this well.

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Speaker 2: And and I'd love to steal this line, but I won't.

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Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing. But as the guy pointed out, dude, you're

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Speaker 2: literally the king.

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Speaker 1: Of the fucking country.

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Speaker 2: If you wanted to give back that square mile, do it.

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Speaker 2: Don't stand up there and say, oh, I would like

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Speaker 2: to ignow.

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Speaker 1: You could give it back to him. Well, smoke of

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Speaker 1: a pen. And then we're not into this sort of

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Speaker 1: thing because you know, whoever took it last has it.

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Speaker 1: And that's the truth of every square inch on planet Earth.

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Speaker 2: Sure somebody else will have it in a year or

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Speaker 2: a decade or a millennium.

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Speaker 1: It's wait, it'll happen, right, But the idea that England's

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Speaker 1: going to go around the world doing that, man, they'd

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Speaker 1: have to do that a lot. Sun never sets. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever heard that? That whole thing? Yeah, yeah, no kidding.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you want to win over Jack Armstrong, you

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Speaker 2: gotta woo him first.

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it.