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<v Speaker 1>from a mystery guy who wants to get a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update a mystery He requested that we not use

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<v Speaker 1>his real name during the call. And how is the

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<v Speaker 1>person going to know who we're talking about? That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good question, okay, And I don't know why he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to use his real name. If he's maybe in

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<v Speaker 1>the witness protection program, that's obviously what we should go

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<v Speaker 1>to first. Or if he's maybe trying to have an

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<v Speaker 1>affair and doesn't want his wife to find out about this,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe his real name is just super sad and

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing like Stevie Shartz, Oh terrible name, or will whack me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you don't forget? Will whack me about? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't. Let's talk to him first. What fake name

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go by? And why are you

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<v Speaker 1>hiding your identity? Hey, guys, I'm gonna be using Green

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<v Speaker 1>Chip Green. Okay, Chip, why make such a lame fake name? Chip?

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<v Speaker 1>His name? Sorry to all of our listeners name Chip

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<v Speaker 1>out there? What do you want his name to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Like renegade? Yeah? Why is a bad ass? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you hiding your identity? So here's the thing. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a professional golfer, and people would know who I am

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<v Speaker 1>if I said my name. Okay, you know what, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not true. I wouldn't know who you were if you

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<v Speaker 1>said your name unless your Tiger Woods. I'm not Tiger Woods. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that I wouldn't have known you. Now I get the

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<v Speaker 1>name Chip Green, I get it. Yeah, that's clever. Could

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<v Speaker 1>have been rough fairway Yeah no, okay, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>that was apparently is not on par Alright, this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a long call, all right, Chip, So Chi,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the woman that you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>call today. What's her name? Her name is Stephanie? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm guessing since you're a professional athlete that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't often not get a call back, you would be correct. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you meet Stephanie the dating website? Like

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Okay, Cupid, but it's specifically for elite millionaires,

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<v Speaker 1>executives four stars like myself. So do the women on

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<v Speaker 1>this site also have to be that elite? No, they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just have to look good. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>no nets from them. Okay, So this is like a

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<v Speaker 1>sugar daddy type situation at all. It's a way to

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<v Speaker 1>find a different class of people, you know, for people

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<v Speaker 1>like me who are in the public eye and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for a real connection. So you actually want

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship? Oh? Absolutely? So what about her stood out?

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<v Speaker 1>She was I mean probably the most beautiful woman I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen. She was stunning. She was gorgeous. You do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any more adjectives for how attractive she was?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a dating site, so you know, looks

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<v Speaker 1>are the first thing I noticed. Then I read her

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<v Speaker 1>profile and she seemed funny and smart. She has a

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<v Speaker 1>college casement. She's basically checking all your boxes before you

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<v Speaker 1>even met her. Oh yeah, absolutely. And so what were

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling when you're going into this date? Are you nervous? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was definitely nervous because I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to blow this. Are you more nervous going

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<v Speaker 1>into this day or doing the eighteenth hole where you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to win the tournament? You know what the date,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know that I'm probably going to make that shot. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you guys? What did you guys decide to

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<v Speaker 1>do for the date. So she had said that she

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<v Speaker 1>is not easily impressed, So I rented a helicopter. Oh damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I picked her up in the helicopter, flew us out,

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<v Speaker 1>get into a Rolls Royce that I read it, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, in the helicopter. Why did I never date

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<v Speaker 1>a really rich superstar? Like? What is my problem? But

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<v Speaker 1>it gets better. Drive Rolls Royce. Beautiful scenery. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>get to like a harbor, you know, like a yacht club.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh of course, not a boat. It's a yacht. So

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<v Speaker 1>we have like first class dining experience on this boat.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, is she what is the vibe like between

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<v Speaker 1>you two through all of this? I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty good. Okay, Like we were having this expensive date,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was talking about real stuff. Okay, But this

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<v Speaker 1>is the part where I think she was really impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, we're talking about like hobbies, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I love my dogs all that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I recently started collecting diamonds. Wait a minute on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, off you stop it. I have a professional

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<v Speaker 1>golfer hood collects. We talked about some really down to

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<v Speaker 1>earth stuff, cliften. It's a serious thing. And then what

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? Well, we had dessert and then I had

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<v Speaker 1>paid for a firework show over the harbor. Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you going to ever come back on your

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<v Speaker 1>second date and up this at all? Well, but I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even get a second date with her, so I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even try at this point. Okay, Well, so I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>how did this all end for you? How did the

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<v Speaker 1>evening end? After the fireworks were done? So, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the evening was winding down, and I told her, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got this whole yacht for the whole weekend, no pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to stay in the night, you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have your own cabin. We don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep in the same bed, but you know, no pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>She said no, that she had stuck to do the

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<v Speaker 1>next day. So I drove her back to the helicopter.

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<v Speaker 1>I was staying on the yacht for the weekend, because

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, why not. And then I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the last moments before she got on the helicopter. Well, Wen,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a nice kiss goodbye, and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she waved her windows like the helicopter was going up,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was it. That's the last I've heard from her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it could be that she just met a

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<v Speaker 1>better millionaire on that same dating website, someone that actually

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<v Speaker 1>owns a yacht. If she's I mean, if she you

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<v Speaker 1>described her as the most beautiful woman on that dating

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<v Speaker 1>site that the elite people are on, maybe she's got

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<v Speaker 1>options if you say so. But like I mean, at

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<v Speaker 1>least like a text, you know, even if I had

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<v Speaker 1>taken her tell like Arby, I would want to test.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, thanks for dinner, and she gave you

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<v Speaker 1>nothing afterwards. Nothing, that's cool, rude, But they did. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>last time I hung out with a diamond collector, I

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<v Speaker 1>at least said that was great. Yeah, she at least

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<v Speaker 1>gave some over the shirt stuff. Yeah, but I don't know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's call Stephanie. We'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get you a second date update. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks guys. All right, if you're just tuning in, we

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<v Speaker 1>are hashtag blessed because we've got a athlete on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update. Not sure exactly who

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<v Speaker 1>he is because he asked not to use his real

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<v Speaker 1>name instead, he wanted to use the alias Chip Green

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<v Speaker 1>because he's a pro golfer. I just got it, Chip, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>just now got it at chip onto you know the

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<v Speaker 1>Green Yeah, And we already have a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 1>texting in guessing who you are. But Chip met a

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous woman named Stephanie on a dating app for ultra

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<v Speaker 1>rich and famous people. He took her on a date

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<v Speaker 1>that would honestly put the bachelor to shame. He rented

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<v Speaker 1>a helicopter which flew them to a Rolls Royce that

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<v Speaker 1>he'd rented, which drove them to a private yacht where

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<v Speaker 1>they enjoyed a catered dinner cooked by I assume celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>chef Bobby Flay, and then to finish off the night,

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<v Speaker 1>he paid for a fireworks show over the harbor where

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<v Speaker 1>the yacht was moored, and he offered to let Stephanie

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<v Speaker 1>stay with him on the yacht for the weekend in

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<v Speaker 1>her own private cabin, but she declined and ever since

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<v Speaker 1>she's gone completely silent. So he wants some answers. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that right, Chip? Yeah, though, that's pretty much it. But

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<v Speaker 1>don't forgot I collect diamonds and we did talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, excuse me, I apologize for not mentioning your

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<v Speaker 1>new diamond collecting hobby. Chip. I mean you say you

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<v Speaker 1>did all of this because she claimed to be not

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<v Speaker 1>easily impressed. Yeah, exactly? Is there any chance to buy

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<v Speaker 1>that she meant, like impressed by people's personality or the

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<v Speaker 1>intangible things that money can't buy. No, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that that's what she meant. It's just so much like

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<v Speaker 1>the firework show for me would have put it over

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<v Speaker 1>the edge. You what are you compensating for? Is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of almost what it feels like. Okay, well, don't you

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<v Speaker 1>worry about that. But like I honestly, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she ever thought that I would call her on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted to put your money where your mouth was,

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<v Speaker 1>that is what you're saying a lot of the money exactly, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, it wasn't as much as you'd think. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have very different ideas of what Buddy

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<v Speaker 1>and humble Chip not bragging at all about his date.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's call Stephanie. Right now and figure out why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back to you. You're ready, I'm all ready,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys. All right, here we go. I'm down

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone number right now. Hello, Hi, can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Stephanie please? This is she who's calling. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing something called a second date update. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard of that before? I mean I've heard of it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a positive. Yeah, that's something you've got the ears

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<v Speaker 1>that have heard the things. Yeah, And so if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar with it, though, the way it works is

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<v Speaker 1>if you go out on a date with someone and

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<v Speaker 1>afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out

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<v Speaker 1>to our show and we'll get a hold of them

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<v Speaker 1>for you to try and figure out the reason why.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I haven't gone out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>any who hasn't called me back. Yeah. No, See, you're

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<v Speaker 1>the person who's not calling back after the date and

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<v Speaker 1>they're wanting to go out with you again, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>not touching bass at all with them. You've ghosted them.

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<v Speaker 1>I would tell you the name of the guy who's calling,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know his name. It doesn't help. He's

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<v Speaker 1>going by an alias. Yeah, that's been kind of sketchy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's trying to protect his image because he's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>in the spotlight a lot. He's a pro golfer. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want to talk about this

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. What we're talking about? The date right

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<v Speaker 1>like the helicopter rolls Roy's yacht fireworks date. Yep, I

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly who you're talking about. Dude. He said that

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't even text him back a thank you. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not. Wow, that's yeah. Why would you be

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<v Speaker 1>so cold to him after he went all out for

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<v Speaker 1>you with this? I mean he must have spent thousands

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<v Speaker 1>and thousands of dollars on this date. Ah okay, So Stephanie,

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<v Speaker 1>this was my theory, okay. I mean because he told

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<v Speaker 1>us that the reason he did all that was because

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<v Speaker 1>you said you weren't very easily impressed. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>had to impress you, right, Yeah, it was impressive. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it too much? Because the fireworks show would have put

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<v Speaker 1>me over the edge? That was a little bit too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was pretty, but it kind of felt

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<v Speaker 1>like he was overcompensating. Okay. I mean, we're just hoping

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<v Speaker 1>to get some answers for the guy, because he says

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<v Speaker 1>he really likes you and he thought that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>had a strong connection, and you're giving him nothing after

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<v Speaker 1>the date ended. Well, there's a reason for that. What

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<v Speaker 1>would that be? This is going to be embarrassing for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he already knows that. When he calls into

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<v Speaker 1>our show asking for help, you basically sign up with

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<v Speaker 1>the acknowledgement that you might hear something you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear. It's kind of like the terms and conditions

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<v Speaker 1>of doing this. Yeah, but also like we're using his

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<v Speaker 1>fake name. We don't even know who this guy is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I don't either. What do you mean except I

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<v Speaker 1>know who he's not? Okay, Okay, explain Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 1>about this website where we met through. Yeah, we're like

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<v Speaker 1>the rich, elite, famous, super wealthy people date. Right. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've dated another pro golfer and after the date I

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<v Speaker 1>texted my ex, who I'm still friends with, because I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted some background on this guy because he just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't fit the profile of golfers I've hung out with before.

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<v Speaker 1>Something felt off okay, and so my ex said he

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<v Speaker 1>would look into him, and he texted me back fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes later, and he was like, this guy doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what do you mean? And he said,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just not a golfer. He's not in the league

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is. I don't really care about sports,

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<v Speaker 1>so wait, wait, wait, he was lying about being a

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<v Speaker 1>pro golfer. I mean, because that was his whole stick

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<v Speaker 1>to us, was that he couldn't tell us his name

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<v Speaker 1>because people would know him as a professional golfer. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he can't tell you his name because nobody will know

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<v Speaker 1>him as a professional golfer. WHOA, But how do you

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<v Speaker 1>have all that money? Yeah? I don't know how he

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<v Speaker 1>has that money, But I've already reported him to the website.

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<v Speaker 1>I emailed and was like, this guy's a skim artist

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys need to vet your clients more thoroughly. Well, geez,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say anymore other than to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that he's been on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and he wants to talk to you. Are you very serious? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that. I mean, I went though contact

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<v Speaker 1>with him for a reason. Well, don't you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know why he's lying or where he got all this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff from? I don't ever want to talk to him again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit too late for that. Chips there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's really cute you guys. Hey, Stephanie, what's up? Creep? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's actually Chip. It's like, well quick, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>right off the bat. I just want to say to you, Stephanie,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't lie about anything. What huh? Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to find some pictures of yourself playing golf and text

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<v Speaker 1>them to these radio people because nobody else can find

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<v Speaker 1>any Well, I'll tell you you're never going to hear

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<v Speaker 1>back from the website because they did set me and

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<v Speaker 1>they know my networks. Oh my god. Okay, all confusing, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta explain. Apparently the other golfers on the tour

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who you are. Can you just give up

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<v Speaker 1>the lie? Nobody's buying this? Okay, listen, I am a

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<v Speaker 1>pro golfer, but it's mini golf that I'm a professional.

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<v Speaker 1>An what you're a pro mini golfer? I I tour

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<v Speaker 1>constantly and I make a really good living. Wow. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, oh wow, my goodness. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to say, Stephanie. How are you feeling? I feel exactly

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<v Speaker 1>the same way I did before you guys called I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't want to go out with him again. But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's right, though, I will say he wasn't lying.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually a I mean, I didn't know that professional

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<v Speaker 1>mini golf existed, but so I used to say that

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<v Speaker 1>I was a pro mini golfer on my website profile

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<v Speaker 1>and people thought it was a joe. So I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he'll just change it to pro golfer and see

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, now you're like, oh, a

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<v Speaker 1>pro golfer. It was my paycheck. That's what you were

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<v Speaker 1>interested in. You have to be wealthy on both ends

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<v Speaker 1>to get on this site. Hole. Stop trying to like

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<v Speaker 1>pull yourself out of this by your tiny little That

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<v Speaker 1>whole stairs type about mini golfers have a small is

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<v Speaker 1>totally untrue. I guess I'll never find out. So do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? We ask? Still, I don't know. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe we should. This is the right time, uh, Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, we'd like to offer you a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with Chip, the mini golfer, not the pro real golfer.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go out with him? We'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it? No, thank you? Oh shocking? Are you sure

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see that you could lock down that pro

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<v Speaker 1>mini golfer. I really, really really sure you guys. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>done here, you know it? For you guys asked done

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<v Speaker 1>with her? Oh she lost out on a mini golf pro.

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<v Speaker 1>She lost that, too bad for her. You'll find a

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<v Speaker 1>woman that loves mini golf just as much as you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be ashamed of what you do for a living man. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. You are absolutely right. Yeah you bogie

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<v Speaker 1>this day, but the next one you're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>an eagle, I promise. Do you still use those terms

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<v Speaker 1>of mini golf? Yes? You do? Okay, right, right, hip,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you don't have it quite right, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>you're okay. Two point five