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Speaker 1: your favorite store. Second date update. We got an email
Speaker 1: from a mystery guy who wants to get a second
Speaker 1: date update a mystery He requested that we not use
Speaker 1: his real name during the call. And how is the
Speaker 1: person going to know who we're talking about? That's a
Speaker 1: good question, okay, And I don't know why he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to use his real name. If he's maybe in
Speaker 1: the witness protection program, that's obviously what we should go
Speaker 1: to first. Or if he's maybe trying to have an
Speaker 1: affair and doesn't want his wife to find out about this,
Speaker 1: or maybe his real name is just super sad and
Speaker 1: embarrassing like Stevie Shartz, Oh terrible name, or will whack me?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't forget? Will whack me about? No,
Speaker 1: you won't. Let's talk to him first. What fake name
Speaker 1: would you like to go by? And why are you
Speaker 1: hiding your identity? Hey, guys, I'm gonna be using Green
Speaker 1: Chip Green. Okay, Chip, why make such a lame fake name? Chip?
Speaker 1: His name? Sorry to all of our listeners name Chip
Speaker 1: out there? What do you want his name to be?
Speaker 1: Like renegade? Yeah? Why is a bad ass? Why are
Speaker 1: you hiding your identity? So here's the thing. I am
Speaker 1: a professional golfer, and people would know who I am
Speaker 1: if I said my name. Okay, you know what, that's
Speaker 1: not true. I wouldn't know who you were if you
Speaker 1: said your name unless your Tiger Woods. I'm not Tiger Woods. Okay,
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't have known you. Now I get the
Speaker 1: name Chip Green, I get it. Yeah, that's clever. Could
Speaker 1: have been rough fairway Yeah no, okay, I didn't think
Speaker 1: that was apparently is not on par Alright, this is
Speaker 1: going to be a long call, all right, Chip, So Chi,
Speaker 1: tell us about the woman that you want us to
Speaker 1: call today. What's her name? Her name is Stephanie? Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm guessing since you're a professional athlete that you
Speaker 1: don't often not get a call back, you would be correct. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So how did you meet Stephanie the dating website? Like
Speaker 1: you know? Okay, Cupid, but it's specifically for elite millionaires,
Speaker 1: executives four stars like myself. So do the women on
Speaker 1: this site also have to be that elite? No, they
Speaker 1: kind of just have to look good. I mean there's
Speaker 1: no nets from them. Okay, So this is like a
Speaker 1: sugar daddy type situation at all. It's a way to
Speaker 1: find a different class of people, you know, for people
Speaker 1: like me who are in the public eye and you know,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a real connection. So you actually want
Speaker 1: a relationship? Oh? Absolutely? So what about her stood out?
Speaker 1: She was I mean probably the most beautiful woman I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. She was stunning. She was gorgeous. You do
Speaker 1: you have any more adjectives for how attractive she was?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a dating site, so you know, looks
Speaker 1: are the first thing I noticed. Then I read her
Speaker 1: profile and she seemed funny and smart. She has a
Speaker 1: college casement. She's basically checking all your boxes before you
Speaker 1: even met her. Oh yeah, absolutely. And so what were
Speaker 1: you feeling when you're going into this date? Are you nervous? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was definitely nervous because I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want to blow this. Are you more nervous going
Speaker 1: into this day or doing the eighteenth hole where you're
Speaker 1: going to win the tournament? You know what the date,
Speaker 1: because I know that I'm probably going to make that shot. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what did you guys? What did you guys decide to
Speaker 1: do for the date. So she had said that she
Speaker 1: is not easily impressed, So I rented a helicopter. Oh damn,
Speaker 1: I picked her up in the helicopter, flew us out,
Speaker 1: get into a Rolls Royce that I read it, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, in the helicopter. Why did I never date
Speaker 1: a really rich superstar? Like? What is my problem? But
Speaker 1: it gets better. Drive Rolls Royce. Beautiful scenery. We're talking
Speaker 1: get to like a harbor, you know, like a yacht club.
Speaker 1: Oh of course, not a boat. It's a yacht. So
Speaker 1: we have like first class dining experience on this boat.
Speaker 1: I mean, is she what is the vibe like between
Speaker 1: you two through all of this? I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Okay, Like we were having this expensive date,
Speaker 1: but it was talking about real stuff. Okay, But this
Speaker 1: is the part where I think she was really impressed.
Speaker 1: So you know, we're talking about like hobbies, and I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I love my dogs all that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: But I recently started collecting diamonds. Wait a minute on
Speaker 1: the phone, off you stop it. I have a professional
Speaker 1: golfer hood collects. We talked about some really down to
Speaker 1: earth stuff, cliften. It's a serious thing. And then what
Speaker 1: what happened? Well, we had dessert and then I had
Speaker 1: paid for a firework show over the harbor. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: how are you going to ever come back on your
Speaker 1: second date and up this at all? Well, but I
Speaker 1: can't even get a second date with her, so I
Speaker 1: can't even try at this point. Okay, Well, so I mean,
Speaker 1: how did this all end for you? How did the
Speaker 1: evening end? After the fireworks were done? So, you know,
Speaker 1: the evening was winding down, and I told her, I said,
Speaker 1: I've got this whole yacht for the whole weekend, no pressure.
Speaker 1: If you want to stay in the night, you can.
Speaker 1: You can have your own cabin. We don't have to
Speaker 1: sleep in the same bed, but you know, no pressure.
Speaker 1: She said no, that she had stuck to do the
Speaker 1: next day. So I drove her back to the helicopter.
Speaker 1: I was staying on the yacht for the weekend, because
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, why not. And then I mean,
Speaker 1: what was the last moments before she got on the helicopter. Well, Wen,
Speaker 1: it's like a nice kiss goodbye, and then you know,
Speaker 1: she waved her windows like the helicopter was going up,
Speaker 1: and that was it. That's the last I've heard from her.
Speaker 1: I mean, it could be that she just met a
Speaker 1: better millionaire on that same dating website, someone that actually
Speaker 1: owns a yacht. If she's I mean, if she you
Speaker 1: described her as the most beautiful woman on that dating
Speaker 1: site that the elite people are on, maybe she's got
Speaker 1: options if you say so. But like I mean, at
Speaker 1: least like a text, you know, even if I had
Speaker 1: taken her tell like Arby, I would want to test.
Speaker 1: I was like, thanks for dinner, and she gave you
Speaker 1: nothing afterwards. Nothing, that's cool, rude, But they did. I mean,
Speaker 1: last time I hung out with a diamond collector, I
Speaker 1: at least said that was great. Yeah, she at least
Speaker 1: gave some over the shirt stuff. Yeah, but I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's call Stephanie. We'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and we'll get you a second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thanks guys. All right, if you're just tuning in, we
Speaker 1: are hashtag blessed because we've got a athlete on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update. Not sure exactly who
Speaker 1: he is because he asked not to use his real
Speaker 1: name instead, he wanted to use the alias Chip Green
Speaker 1: because he's a pro golfer. I just got it, Chip, Yes,
Speaker 1: just now got it at chip onto you know the
Speaker 1: Green Yeah, And we already have a bunch of people
Speaker 1: texting in guessing who you are. But Chip met a
Speaker 1: gorgeous woman named Stephanie on a dating app for ultra
Speaker 1: rich and famous people. He took her on a date
Speaker 1: that would honestly put the bachelor to shame. He rented
Speaker 1: a helicopter which flew them to a Rolls Royce that
Speaker 1: he'd rented, which drove them to a private yacht where
Speaker 1: they enjoyed a catered dinner cooked by I assume celebrity
Speaker 1: chef Bobby Flay, and then to finish off the night,
Speaker 1: he paid for a fireworks show over the harbor where
Speaker 1: the yacht was moored, and he offered to let Stephanie
Speaker 1: stay with him on the yacht for the weekend in
Speaker 1: her own private cabin, but she declined and ever since
Speaker 1: she's gone completely silent. So he wants some answers. Is
Speaker 1: that right, Chip? Yeah, though, that's pretty much it. But
Speaker 1: don't forgot I collect diamonds and we did talk about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, excuse me, I apologize for not mentioning your
Speaker 1: new diamond collecting hobby. Chip. I mean you say you
Speaker 1: did all of this because she claimed to be not
Speaker 1: easily impressed. Yeah, exactly? Is there any chance to buy
Speaker 1: that she meant, like impressed by people's personality or the
Speaker 1: intangible things that money can't buy. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: that that's what she meant. It's just so much like
Speaker 1: the firework show for me would have put it over
Speaker 1: the edge. You what are you compensating for? Is kind
Speaker 1: of almost what it feels like. Okay, well, don't you
Speaker 1: worry about that. But like I honestly, I don't think
Speaker 1: she ever thought that I would call her on it.
Speaker 1: You wanted to put your money where your mouth was,
Speaker 1: that is what you're saying a lot of the money exactly, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, it wasn't as much as you'd think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we have very different ideas of what Buddy
Speaker 1: and humble Chip not bragging at all about his date.
Speaker 1: Let's call Stephanie. Right now and figure out why she's
Speaker 1: not getting back to you. You're ready, I'm all ready,
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. All right, here we go. I'm down
Speaker 1: on the phone number right now. Hello, Hi, can I
Speaker 1: speak to Stephanie please? This is she who's calling. This
Speaker 1: is the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: We're doing something called a second date update. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard of that before? I mean I've heard of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a positive. Yeah, that's something you've got the ears
Speaker 1: that have heard the things. Yeah, And so if you're
Speaker 1: not familiar with it, though, the way it works is
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and
Speaker 1: afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out
Speaker 1: to our show and we'll get a hold of them
Speaker 1: for you to try and figure out the reason why.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't gone out on a date with
Speaker 1: any who hasn't called me back. Yeah. No, See, you're
Speaker 1: the person who's not calling back after the date and
Speaker 1: they're wanting to go out with you again, but you're
Speaker 1: not touching bass at all with them. You've ghosted them.
Speaker 1: I would tell you the name of the guy who's calling,
Speaker 1: but I don't know his name. It doesn't help. He's
Speaker 1: going by an alias. Yeah, that's been kind of sketchy. Well,
Speaker 1: he's trying to protect his image because he's sort of
Speaker 1: in the spotlight a lot. He's a pro golfer. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to talk about this
Speaker 1: on the radio. What we're talking about? The date right
Speaker 1: like the helicopter rolls Roy's yacht fireworks date. Yep, I
Speaker 1: know exactly who you're talking about. Dude. He said that
Speaker 1: you didn't even text him back a thank you. Nope,
Speaker 1: I did not. Wow, that's yeah. Why would you be
Speaker 1: so cold to him after he went all out for
Speaker 1: you with this? I mean he must have spent thousands
Speaker 1: and thousands of dollars on this date. Ah okay, So Stephanie,
Speaker 1: this was my theory, okay. I mean because he told
Speaker 1: us that the reason he did all that was because
Speaker 1: you said you weren't very easily impressed. I mean that
Speaker 1: had to impress you, right, Yeah, it was impressive. Was
Speaker 1: it too much? Because the fireworks show would have put
Speaker 1: me over the edge? That was a little bit too much.
Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty, but it kind of felt
Speaker 1: like he was overcompensating. Okay. I mean, we're just hoping
Speaker 1: to get some answers for the guy, because he says
Speaker 1: he really likes you and he thought that you guys
Speaker 1: had a strong connection, and you're giving him nothing after
Speaker 1: the date ended. Well, there's a reason for that. What
Speaker 1: would that be? This is going to be embarrassing for him.
Speaker 1: I mean he already knows that. When he calls into
Speaker 1: our show asking for help, you basically sign up with
Speaker 1: the acknowledgement that you might hear something you don't want
Speaker 1: to hear. It's kind of like the terms and conditions
Speaker 1: of doing this. Yeah, but also like we're using his
Speaker 1: fake name. We don't even know who this guy is.
Speaker 1: Well I don't either. What do you mean except I
Speaker 1: know who he's not? Okay, Okay, explain Okay, you know
Speaker 1: about this website where we met through. Yeah, we're like
Speaker 1: the rich, elite, famous, super wealthy people date. Right. So
Speaker 1: I've dated another pro golfer and after the date I
Speaker 1: texted my ex, who I'm still friends with, because I
Speaker 1: just wanted some background on this guy because he just
Speaker 1: didn't fit the profile of golfers I've hung out with before.
Speaker 1: Something felt off okay, and so my ex said he
Speaker 1: would look into him, and he texted me back fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes later, and he was like, this guy doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean? And he said,
Speaker 1: he's just not a golfer. He's not in the league
Speaker 1: or whatever it is. I don't really care about sports,
Speaker 1: so wait, wait, wait, he was lying about being a
Speaker 1: pro golfer. I mean, because that was his whole stick
Speaker 1: to us, was that he couldn't tell us his name
Speaker 1: because people would know him as a professional golfer. Right,
Speaker 1: he can't tell you his name because nobody will know
Speaker 1: him as a professional golfer. WHOA, But how do you
Speaker 1: have all that money? Yeah? I don't know how he
Speaker 1: has that money, But I've already reported him to the website.
Speaker 1: I emailed and was like, this guy's a skim artist
Speaker 1: and you guys need to vet your clients more thoroughly. Well, geez,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say anymore other than to
Speaker 1: tell you that he's been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. Are you very serious? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I mean, I went though contact
Speaker 1: with him for a reason. Well, don't you want to
Speaker 1: know why he's lying or where he got all this
Speaker 1: stuff from? I don't ever want to talk to him again.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit too late for that. Chips there.
Speaker 1: I think that's really cute you guys. Hey, Stephanie, what's up? Creep? Oh?
Speaker 1: All right, it's actually Chip. It's like, well quick, guys,
Speaker 1: right off the bat. I just want to say to you, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: I didn't lie about anything. What huh? Do you want
Speaker 1: to find some pictures of yourself playing golf and text
Speaker 1: them to these radio people because nobody else can find
Speaker 1: any Well, I'll tell you you're never going to hear
Speaker 1: back from the website because they did set me and
Speaker 1: they know my networks. Oh my god. Okay, all confusing, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta explain. Apparently the other golfers on the tour
Speaker 1: don't know who you are. Can you just give up
Speaker 1: the lie? Nobody's buying this? Okay, listen, I am a
Speaker 1: pro golfer, but it's mini golf that I'm a professional.
Speaker 1: An what you're a pro mini golfer? I I tour
Speaker 1: constantly and I make a really good living. Wow. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh wow, my goodness. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say, Stephanie. How are you feeling? I feel exactly
Speaker 1: the same way I did before you guys called I
Speaker 1: just don't want to go out with him again. But
Speaker 1: I mean he's right, though, I will say he wasn't lying.
Speaker 1: He's actually a I mean, I didn't know that professional
Speaker 1: mini golf existed, but so I used to say that
Speaker 1: I was a pro mini golfer on my website profile
Speaker 1: and people thought it was a joe. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: maybe he'll just change it to pro golfer and see
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, now you're like, oh, a
Speaker 1: pro golfer. It was my paycheck. That's what you were
Speaker 1: interested in. You have to be wealthy on both ends
Speaker 1: to get on this site. Hole. Stop trying to like
Speaker 1: pull yourself out of this by your tiny little That
Speaker 1: whole stairs type about mini golfers have a small is
Speaker 1: totally untrue. I guess I'll never find out. So do
Speaker 1: you do? We ask? Still, I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe we should. This is the right time, uh, Stephanie.
Speaker 1: At this point, we'd like to offer you a second
Speaker 1: date with Chip, the mini golfer, not the pro real golfer.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out with him? We'll pay
Speaker 1: for it? No, thank you? Oh shocking? Are you sure
Speaker 1: I didn't see that you could lock down that pro
Speaker 1: mini golfer. I really, really really sure you guys. I'm
Speaker 1: done here, you know it? For you guys asked done
Speaker 1: with her? Oh she lost out on a mini golf pro.
Speaker 1: She lost that, too bad for her. You'll find a
Speaker 1: woman that loves mini golf just as much as you do.
Speaker 1: Don't be ashamed of what you do for a living man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. You are absolutely right. Yeah you bogie
Speaker 1: this day, but the next one you're going to get
Speaker 1: an eagle, I promise. Do you still use those terms
Speaker 1: of mini golf? Yes? You do? Okay, right, right, hip,
Speaker 1: Well you don't have it quite right, but you know
Speaker 1: you're okay. Two point five