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Speaker 1: Concession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak, Texas seventy eighty five nine two says getting

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Speaker 2: married in a few weeks. My fiance and I do

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Speaker 2: a little happy dance every time someone r s vps

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Speaker 2: no more cake for you at the end of the

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Speaker 2: night too. Actually, we do a little happy dance every

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Speaker 2: time someone new comes onto the mass speaker to confess

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Speaker 2: one of their secrets. And today we've got a woman

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Speaker 2: who's choosing to use the fake name Stacy for herself. Stacy,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Please hold while we do our

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Speaker 2: happy dance and drop it and drop it and work

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Speaker 2: and okay, wait, okay, did you have to lift up

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Speaker 2: your shirt for that?

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Speaker 3: Broke? I thought we were all going to do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I know we're excited for this dance.

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Speaker 3: You said happy my happiness.

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Speaker 2: That's a little much anyway, Stacey, I'm sorry. Voice changer

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Speaker 2: is on. We're ready. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you want,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, take your shirt off.

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Speaker 2: Optional.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean if I did that at my job,

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Speaker 1: I think I get fired.

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Speaker 3: You really picked the wrong career.

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Speaker 1: What do you do for work? So I've worked as

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Speaker 1: a flight attendant for quite a while.

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Speaker 3: Now okay, oh my gosh, is this a flight attendant secret?

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Speaker 3: Because I love tea from the sky is better?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, so this is my most memorable flight. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: us been a couple of years back. So we had

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Speaker 1: a female passenger press the call button and she was

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Speaker 1: looking really embarrassed, and she leaves me and she wanted

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Speaker 1: to whisper to me, and she asked if we had

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Speaker 1: any feminin hygiene products on board.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's like you're stuck in the air and

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Speaker 3: you're like al decided to visit.

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Speaker 1: Good news, We do carry those on board every flight,

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Speaker 1: Thank goodness.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they should be everywhere, honestly, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I totally agree. So of course I go and I

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Speaker 1: grab one for and I put it in like a

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Speaker 1: little plastic bag to be discreet. I bring it to

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Speaker 1: her seat. She's super grateful. But when I handed her

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Speaker 1: this bag, the passenger sitting next to her saw it,

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Speaker 1: and he was this elderly Chinese man who didn't speak

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Speaker 1: any English, and he starts pointing at the bag and

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Speaker 1: pointing at himself.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because he wants one too, does what it is.

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Speaker 3: It probably thinks it's a cookie.

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Speaker 1: I assume he thought it was like a free airline

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Speaker 1: goodie bag. Yeah, we weren't having a lot of luck

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Speaker 1: with the charades, being like, no, that's for her, that's

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Speaker 1: a lady.

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Speaker 3: That's a lost in translation moment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know what else to do, and I

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Speaker 1: just went and got another pad and put it in

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Speaker 1: the bag.

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Speaker 4: One you can have one guy.

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Speaker 3: You get him like a little like peanuts or pretzels,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna see a different bag.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be like, yeah, you gave her something totally different.

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Speaker 2: I wanted what she had.

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Speaker 3: I think you don't know what it was if she

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Speaker 3: pulled it out because she's embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what what happened?

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Speaker 1: So I expected him to look inside and like realize

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Speaker 1: what it was and maybe be a little embarrassed and understand, No,

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Speaker 1: that's not what happened. What happened? Okay, sooks like I

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Speaker 1: drop off the bag, I leave, I come back five

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Speaker 1: minutes later, he's wearing the pad over his eyes like

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Speaker 1: a sleeping mask.

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Speaker 4: Actually it's perfectly Oh my god, it's so.

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Speaker 1: He's like, doesn't it.

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Speaker 2: It has like a sticky part too.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it shut your face.

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Speaker 3: It's only if you take the wrapper off.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Did you like you had to feel terrible? You have

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Speaker 3: to tell him take it on?

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Speaker 1: No, he was totally fast asleep. He was out for

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Speaker 1: the next three hours.

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Speaker 3: I mean honestly, if he would have made a TikTok,

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Speaker 3: it would have been a viral travel You can put

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Speaker 3: a couple of tampons in your ears like ear plugs, and.

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Speaker 1: You're good to go. Okay, you feel a little bad

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Speaker 1: because people didn't take pictures of him. Honestly, I took

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Speaker 1: a picture of him.

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Speaker 3: You Okay, there's a real confession. People took pictures. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 2: I was already texted them all the pictures.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I couldn't stop giggling every time I walked by.

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Speaker 1: It was the most entertaining flight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that sweet man, That sweet sweet man. Do you

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Speaker 3: think do you think he continued to ask for those

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Speaker 3: on every flight he was on from there forward?

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Speaker 1: I sleep masks, Yeah, I probably made some very very

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Speaker 1: confused flight attendants on some other times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he is going to ask for a sleep

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Speaker 2: mask and they'll bring him an actual sleep mask. He's like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: not this one, the sticky one with on it. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, everyone smiles.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well you couldn't see anyone.

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Speaker 1: Sle but everyone was laughing.

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Speaker 3: I could hear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I didn't think we were going to get

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Speaker 2: like a flight hack a life like but we totally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, they don't give sleep masks. We're on first class

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Speaker 1: in the back here we can see it.

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Speaker 3: Get a big enough one and you can use it

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Speaker 3: as a blanket. May yeah, I believe how big those

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Speaker 3: super absorbent ones wo to put.

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Speaker 1: That in the overhead? Okay man.

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Speaker 2: Normally we only do the happy dances at the start

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Speaker 2: of these segments, but after that, I feel like I

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Speaker 2: want to do another one at the end.

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 2: It was so good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, hiking products aren't.

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Speaker 4: Just for women that feminine hygiene products and wave them

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Speaker 4: in the air like you just don't care. Thank you,

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Speaker 4: Stacey text in seven eighty five nine two. If you

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Speaker 4: have a confession that you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 4: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 4: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Your phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning