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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and in today's

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Speaker 3: phone tap, imagine your husband's going in for a very

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Speaker 3: important job interview. How do you help him loosen up

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Speaker 3: and get rid of those butterflies?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do you run through practice questions?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no? Pictured people naked in your mind? Well

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Speaker 3: I do that, But you shouldn't just reach out to

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Speaker 3: us and tell us to come up with some crazy

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Speaker 3: scenario that'll make the actual interview seem totally benign. That's

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Speaker 3: what we do in your phone tap. Right now, it's another.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi is this Chad?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Hi? Who's this?

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Speaker 2: My Name's I work at Family Insurance and I think

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Speaker 2: you're coming in for an interview tomorrow. Am I right?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, Hi, yeah, I am. I am not so loud?

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Speaker 2: God, not so loud.

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Speaker 4: What's the problem? Hey?

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Speaker 2: I know we don't know each other yet, but I

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Speaker 2: need you to kind of keep this quiet on the

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, why I'm really confused here.

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Speaker 2: I really really need your interview to go super well.

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Speaker 4: But I really wanted to go well too good.

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Speaker 2: We're on the same page. Listen. They only have a

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Speaker 2: couple people on their short list for this, and the

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Speaker 2: person who came in to interview just yesterday, no one knows.

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Speaker 2: I haven't told anyone. It's my ex.

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Speaker 4: Oh your ex boyfriend?

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Speaker 2: God, so loud?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. It was so awkward. He came in, we

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Speaker 2: locked eyes and I could just tell from his little

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Speaker 2: smirk that he was thinking, ooh, guess who you're going

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Speaker 2: to be reporting to.

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Speaker 4: Oh that yeah, that's that's really weird. I wouldn't want that.

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Speaker 2: Tell me about it. So I have a plan and

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Speaker 2: it's you getting the job and not him.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So that's why you're like whispering then and want

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Speaker 4: me to be quiet.

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Speaker 2: God, you're slow. This is going to be a lot

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Speaker 2: of work. Do you have a pen and paper?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, it's coming at me really fast, but I have

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Speaker 4: I have pen and paper.

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Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of time here, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: give you some inside tips on how to score this job.

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Speaker 2: Number one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you.

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Speaker 2: Shake hands with my boss, Charlene, I want you to

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Speaker 2: put your left hand on her hip.

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Speaker 4: Why I mean I I don't think I can. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to touch her. I don't think I can

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Speaker 4: do that left hand on her hip.

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Speaker 2: Then you spin her around and dipper like you're doing

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Speaker 2: a dance. What she's big in a ballroom. She'll think

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Speaker 2: you're creative, You've done your research on her. It's going

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Speaker 2: to be great.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I shouldn't be touching the hips of

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Speaker 4: my perspective boss, like you want the job or not? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So next thing you must have seen this. It's on

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Speaker 2: the front of our website. Our companies like huge on

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Speaker 2: reducing their carbon footprint.

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Speaker 4: Right, okay, yeah, after.

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Speaker 2: The interview, you eat your own resume. Come on, no,

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Speaker 2: I mean serious, I've already shipped some digestible, organic, non

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Speaker 2: GMO free paper to your address.

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Speaker 4: So you want me to touch this lady's hips and you

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Speaker 4: want me to eat my resume after the interview's over.

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Speaker 2: I would I would bring an extra glass of water

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Speaker 2: because those things don't go down real easy.

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Speaker 4: All right, Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think you're just trying to make me

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Speaker 4: look like an idiot. And I don't know about this

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Speaker 4: whole thing with your ex.

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Speaker 2: Why would I do that. I need you to get

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Speaker 2: this job. You are going to look like a winner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 2: I've been working here forever, I know, and I really

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Speaker 2: need you to do this last thing. Uh, don't wear shoes.

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Speaker 4: You don't want me to wear shoes. No to the interview.

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Speaker 2: No flippers? Come on, are the ones scuba divers wear.

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Speaker 4: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Charlene's gonna ask you why you're wearing the flippers, and

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Speaker 2: that's when you tie it all in and you say

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Speaker 2: that there's a parallel between the challenges of swimming and

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Speaker 2: overcoming obstacles in life. She loves that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what to say to you now.

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Speaker 2: You could even say, our competitors might try to pull

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Speaker 2: us under, but your flippers will propel us to victory.

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Speaker 2: Did you write that down? That was good?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what I wrote down is that I'm

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Speaker 4: probably not going to come to this interview because you're insane.

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Speaker 2: I'm insane. Your wife Aaron is a crazy one because

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Speaker 2: she's the one that came up with all of this.

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Speaker 4: How do you know who my wife is?

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Speaker 2: Because this is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 2: on you.

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Speaker 4: Are you freaking serious?

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Speaker 2: It's all just a prank.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm so.

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Speaker 2: Sorry I told you to do all those crazy things.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking, like, what am I getting myself into

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Speaker 4: with this crazy company?

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Speaker 2: But really commendable that you took notes. I think that's

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Speaker 2: an A plus employee move.

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Speaker 4: Well, you made sure I had the pen and paper, so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you did underline flippers right I did.

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Speaker 4: Okay, good slippers and in organic paper and carbon footprint,

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Speaker 4: all of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Perfect week of Every morning was foot tap weekday

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning