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Speaker 1: How'd you feel about today?

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Speaker 2: Awesome?

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Speaker 3: It is like going back home right in some respect

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Speaker 3: it's what I started to do. Since I was nineteen,

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Speaker 3: I've been in the news business. What was in the

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Speaker 3: news business? Yeah, because I used to be the editor.

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Speaker 3: That's how I know Kat. I used to be her

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Speaker 3: editor in two thousand and one.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Her and Terry were my boss.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: So what do you feel is like the sweet spot?

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Speaker 4: What makes a good morning situation?

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Speaker 2: I you know, it's a lot of things.

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Speaker 3: It's sort of like walking in New York City, or

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Speaker 3: like learning how to drive in New York City.

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Speaker 2: Or like learning a language.

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Speaker 3: You learn all the rules and then you learn how

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Speaker 3: to break them. M You understand like the pace, and

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Speaker 3: you know what stories are really important, how to crash something,

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Speaker 3: how to make executive decisions, how to pivot, how to

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Speaker 3: deal with difficult personalities, how to pick yourself up off

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Speaker 3: the floor when a crisis is happening. My first news director,

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Speaker 3: Lewis Pumenta, who was so and he was a black

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Speaker 3: dude with like a Spanish last name, which is this

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Speaker 3: so wild in South Florida, and he's like, find something

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Speaker 3: And he also said, anytime you get a chance, put

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Speaker 3: brown and black people as b roll cut them in

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Speaker 3: because you know, oftentimes we just see black and brown

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Speaker 3: talking about. And he's like, you know, people don't even know,

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Speaker 3: but just like let them see. And then another tip

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Speaker 3: was you have to write the news like you're talking

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Speaker 3: to a five year old. Now that I have four

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Speaker 3: and a half year olds, I'm like, I understand.

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Speaker 1: Now, got to get the vegetables in.

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Speaker 2: So hey, everyone, welcome to ADULTAG.

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Speaker 3: This is Michelle Beatae with Jordan Carlos, and we are

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Speaker 3: talking about Mourning TV because we just did Good Morning America.

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Speaker 3: It was actually Good Afternoon in America because it's GMA three,

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Speaker 3: which is.

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Speaker 2: The later show.

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Speaker 3: And if you were curious, no, it does not get

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Speaker 3: sassy later.

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Speaker 2: But you said something sassy which I don't remember. What

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Speaker 4: I said that I noticed that a lot of our

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Speaker 4: listeners want to know if they're okay like opening up

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Speaker 4: their marriage.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I was like Jould in drop the BAM.

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Speaker 4: I was like, here you go, let's mix it up

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Speaker 4: a little bit, let's do it, and everybody was like,

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Speaker 4: the buttle's tight.

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Speaker 1: It was like, come on, y'all, that's what they asked.

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Speaker 2: Well, you literally.

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Speaker 3: Went from talking about your young son, yeah, being sad

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Speaker 3: about giving his stuffed animals away because he's got to

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Speaker 3: grow up and be a teenager, to open marriage and so.

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Speaker 2: You know, it was a curveball.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do.

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Speaker 4: I throw a slider, curveball, change up, change the speeds,

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Speaker 4: you know what, knock it back.

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Speaker 2: Are you speaking English leagues? Are you speaking.

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Speaker 3: What in the league of their own is going on?

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Speaker 3: Are you the black Tom Hanks listen?

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Speaker 1: I mean they were grabbing the wrong pig by the ear.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I am going.

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Speaker 3: To please, if you're listening, don't grab any pigs by

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Speaker 3: the ear. Oh my god, it was so nice to

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Speaker 3: finally getting your flowers shut the front.

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Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, stop you're the one. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 4: thank you, But also I'm not the one who walked

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Speaker 4: her shoulders head the end of this recording, which you

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Speaker 4: can see, we will definitely put it on the ig page.

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Speaker 4: So it was insane and it was just like, oh

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Speaker 4: my god, look at my friend.

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Speaker 1: They love you there, they love you there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love them too. I have a lot of

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Speaker 2: good friends there.

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Speaker 3: When you graduate college, you think that you're supposed to

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Speaker 3: But it really is like your first job out of college,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, shouting them out, Yeah, and like they

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Speaker 4: were so cool a Kat and then Terry who oh.

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Speaker 2: We name a name.

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Speaker 1: Sorry that I mean they're we name a name name.

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Speaker 1: We love Terry out here.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, it's just like really cool that they

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Speaker 4: look out for you, that they want the best for you.

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Speaker 4: They're trying to put you in a position to succeed,

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Speaker 4: you know, and they trust like your skills and your

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Speaker 4: and your comedy and it's it's wonderful and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like and guess what, and I trust there? Oh you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: It's trust, you know.

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Speaker 4: So just to break it all the way down, hmm,

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Speaker 4: y'all need to watch the whole segment. Michelle and I

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Speaker 4: came out. Michelle was definitely dropping it. I was like

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Speaker 4: deer in headlights, like assist, but you were definitely dropping it.

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh my, yeah, it's happening. I loved it, Michelle.

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Speaker 4: It was from Fit to Finish fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I love the question that they asked us about what

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Speaker 3: have we learned through adulting like doing our podcast. But

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about it on the way home and

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Speaker 3: what I learned through comedy comedy like terrible shows, amazing shows,

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Speaker 3: take my space because I've earned it, you know what

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Speaker 3: walking out, bitch. Yeah, because I'm not promised tomorrow. So

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you the one woman show that you

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Speaker 2: But that's what it is.

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Speaker 3: It's like take space in every moment, and I see

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Speaker 4: Whoa man? You need stamps? Why don't you get stamps

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Speaker 4: and stickers? I'm tired of it. Stamp stickers and fortune cookies.

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Speaker 4: That's what Michelle be Tony is.

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Speaker 3: No more, Mom, I'm schlapping these T shirts all over

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Speaker 3: the country.

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Speaker 2: I don't need any more things.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I think it's SSFC like stamps, stickers, fortune cookers,

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Speaker 4: fortune fortune cookers.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing like you goodbye.

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Speaker 3: See See what happens when you have to use your

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Speaker 2: It gets broke, bitch. Everyone's like, are you drunk?

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Speaker 3: U slurs like no, I've just been working for twenty

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Speaker 4: But you get excited, like you want to make a point,

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Speaker 3: and you know it's so funny. Yeah, my son oftentimes

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Speaker 3: when you get older, it's not stuttering, it's slurring. Your

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Speaker 3: at least mine.

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Speaker 2: Also, comedy is such a.

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Speaker 3: Great way to diffuse any sort of embarrassment for yourself

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Speaker 2: It is what it is.

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Speaker 3: I remember hosting a show one time at Comics and

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Speaker 3: my mouth hit the microphone. Have I told you the

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Speaker 3: it's so gross because you're like you it feels like

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Speaker 3: Take your time, dot, everybody, take your.

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Speaker 2: Time, Take your time everyone.

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Speaker 3: Kist just made me a delicious cup of coffee that

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Speaker 2: I love you.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. Every time we do this recording, Mama,

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Speaker 4: caist comes in.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Heist?

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Speaker 4: Vander MOOSEA the vander Moose always comes in with a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well Coop, Yeah, he feeds me. He just cared

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Speaker 4: Look at that phone. For those listening, you can't see.

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Speaker 4: It's all good. We get the phone on the top.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's at least yeah, I mean that's

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Speaker 4: a quarter of an inch phone right there? Did he

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Speaker 4: draw something on that?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes he makes a little hard I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: If you make my cappuccino this creamy, I'm gonna eat

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Speaker 3: your cream.

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Speaker 2: Hello, what's this thing on?

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Speaker 1: So many ways to go with that. But that's that's great.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: It was really sweet too.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of supportive partners, your wife was at Good Morning

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Speaker 3: America with you and it was so cute and I

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Speaker 3: was taking a picture of you guys. Literally they're like

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Speaker 3: pawing each other's faces. I'm like, can you guys not

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Speaker 2: She was cute.

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Speaker 4: She looked like she was gonna do the weather in

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Speaker 4: a minute. I was like, why it was like, it

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Speaker 2: Why were you surprised?

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 4: I was like, she's wearing the jewel's tones and like

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Speaker 4: she looked good. She was having fun. She was more

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Speaker 2: Now, when you bring your partner to something that you're

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Speaker 2: doing for the first time, does her energy feed yours

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Speaker 2: in a good way where you're just like I feel relaxed,

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Speaker 2: of her and like host her.

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Speaker 3: Every night and I was like, I want to hold

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Speaker 1: What is Oh my god, get you one, get you one?

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Speaker 4: No, no, I mean it is the kind of sign

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what, Like, I still put baby oil on

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Speaker 2: In fact, I think I met him before I met you, Jordan.

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Speaker 1: What impossible. And by the way, now I'm offended what

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Speaker 3: I really love you guys. I does feel like a

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Speaker 3: feel like it's serving a fucking de grassy high that

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Speaker 2: About and we have had him on the live show.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you know, when we were a hiatus not doing

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Speaker 3: He's also an author, and I'm so excited that we

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Speaker 3: it can't be a live show, but it's still gonna

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Speaker 1: So clap it up.

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Speaker 3: Look at you, you clap, he's clapping, clapping it up.

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Speaker 2: Do you have anything you want to say about him before.

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Speaker 1: We bring him on.

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Speaker 4: He's got a new book out called Undercooked. He's got

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Speaker 4: his podcast, Green Eggs and Dan. I've been on that

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Speaker 4: a couple of times. Loved it. I know you're gonna

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Speaker 4: love him. Please give it up for the one and

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Speaker 4: only Danna dude. Oh eat on number really happening?

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Speaker 2: Number one?

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Speaker 1: You know? Eat on number one? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I was still doing it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, sorry, guys, I was on mute. I didn't

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, dan Kaya dude, Hi guys am, I

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Speaker 5: are we live?

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Speaker 1: Are we doing this or are we just bantering?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: We're live. We're so live. To the people in Times Square,

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Speaker 4: what do you want to say to them?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you? I was still enjoying before you

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Speaker 2: came on?

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Speaker 3: It does feel like when we get together this is

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Speaker 3: like an episode of De Grassy High that nobody wants

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think that you. I think I was. I'm

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Speaker 1: I am the glue. I am all that keeps us together.

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Speaker 5: I was friends with both of you independently. And then

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Speaker 5: next thing, I know, behind my bat you my glue.

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Speaker 5: You used my glue behind my back.

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Speaker 3: We were also getting booked on a lot of like

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Speaker 1: Yeah damn, and you weren't. Yeah you're not black. First

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Speaker 4: Okay, famously your first show ever that your parents came

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Speaker 4: to right.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was talent to the comedian whose name was talent.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remembered.

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Speaker 1: Ballent.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well, yes, I mean, can I just

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Speaker 2: ask how are you, friend? How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm uh, you know, hanging in there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a there's a lot of interesting things going

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And I'm also like, at the same time, trying to

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Speaker 5: I recently purchased, and trying to sell a refrigerator on Craigslist.

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Speaker 1: Are we allowed to sell shit on Craigslist?

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Speaker 5: One?

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Speaker 2: That is the most persian answer I've ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Actually, that's the only reason I'm here. I have a

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Speaker 5: Am I interested? I put it on Facebook Messenger. I

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Speaker 5: That's your first problem. Yeh, hey, mom, you want this for?

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Speaker 1: What? All My relatives are like, do you They're like,

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Speaker 4: Is it the stainless steel one that's in your kitchen

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Speaker 5: No, it's the stainless steel one. But this is in

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Speaker 5: and I'm putting it on craigslisten on Facebook Marketplace and

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Speaker 5: people are recognizing me and they're like, aren't you the

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Speaker 1: Why are you selling shit on Facebook marketplace.

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Speaker 2: Because there's a strike.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Also, even if there wasn't a strike, we're not allowed

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Speaker 1: I know, commerce, commerce ends.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 3: There's always like that cool Los Angeles actor, comedian host

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Speaker 3: WhatsApp thread where you're like, hey, guys, I'm selling this thing,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? I feel like people probably

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Speaker 3: think you know people and yet do no.

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Speaker 5: I will sell I will sell Trager pellets to a

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Speaker 5: motherfucker on Facebook marketplaceangs.

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Speaker 1: Dollars for twenty dollars of bags.

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Speaker 2: Slow down. I hope there's a metal detective in yrt house.

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Speaker 2: You a gangster?

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Speaker 3: Listen if people are recognizing you? What happens when you

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Speaker 3: internet date?

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Speaker 1: When I internet date?

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Speaker 5: Well, the funny thing is, I feel like my celebrity

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Speaker 5: to date. I attract men from ages of twenty eight

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Speaker 5: to fifty. Yum, listen up, I attract children because I

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Speaker 5: was on Disney's kicking it.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about dating apps. But thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying on a date. I'm saying in

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm just saying the shows that I've

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Speaker 5: so I my celebrity does not help me in the

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Speaker 5: dating world at all, right.

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Speaker 1: It helps me get out of tickets. Cops love Cobra Kai.

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Speaker 3: Also, we went to Disney World one time and we

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Speaker 3: got treated like royalty because of your show.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that was the Falafel phil falafel Phill effect.

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Speaker 5: Although now the falafel Fillers are I just did a

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Speaker 5: I just did a college show, which is what you

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Speaker 5: and I the three of us used to do back

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Speaker 5: in the day. I haven't been booked in a college

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Speaker 5: in like five years probably, and I happened to have these.

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Speaker 1: Two shows last week.

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Speaker 5: Yo, the falafel Phills, the falafel Fillers are like eighteen

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Speaker 5: nineteen twenty now like they lost Oh goddamn mine.

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Speaker 1: That you were out there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing because also you age well.

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Speaker 1: So they're just like, yeah, do.

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Speaker 2: I want to date flafful Phil.

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Speaker 3: Look, that's gotta be weird, right, Like that's why Santa

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Speaker 3: never ages.

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Speaker 2: Hello, everyone, give me a minute.

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Speaker 4: Dan ages so well that he went from ball to

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Speaker 4: having hair.

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Speaker 5: Well, the thing is, I thought I was losing my hair,

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Speaker 5: so I shaved my head because I wanted to preempt it.

450
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,320
Speaker 5: I didn't want to be that person who looks like

451
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,280
Speaker 5: they're like holding on to vestiges of a youth. Yeah,

452
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,879
Speaker 5: so I shaved my head and then I like couldn't

453
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,159
Speaker 5: get a haircut for a while, and it started growing

454
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,760
Speaker 5: in and I was like, wait, I think I have hair,

455
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,560
Speaker 5: And then everyone thought I got hair plugs.

456
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:39,600
Speaker 2: I didn't.

457
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,119
Speaker 5: Everyone thinks I have hair plugs. A lot of people

458
00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,080
Speaker 5: think I have hair plugs.

459
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,679
Speaker 4: You're saying, like a cousin said that to you, and

460
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,760
Speaker 4: then maybe Mo said that to you, your buddy Mo,

461
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,639
Speaker 4: and that's it, and no one else has said that

462
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 4: you have hair plugs at all. Okay, don't universalize that.

463
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,160
Speaker 5: I take propicia, though I've invested probably thirty thousand dollars

464
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,840
Speaker 5: of propicia into that kind of hair.

465
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,800
Speaker 2: Nice. That's what I like about you. Self care is

466
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,520
Speaker 2: not selfish? Do you know what I mean? He's out here,

467
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 2: he doing it.

468
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,920
Speaker 5: I got a pedicure yesterday, which I have not done

469
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,920
Speaker 5: in fifteen years.

470
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,119
Speaker 1: Let's call it. Can I be okay? This might be

471
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 1: a little racist? Is that? Okay? Oh boy, oh boy?

472
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,400
Speaker 1: Here we go in this economy. We'll see, here we go,

473
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 1: we'll see.

474
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 2: We can edit.

475
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,439
Speaker 1: My butthole is so tight? What's going on?

476
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 2: I got bubble guts?

477
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,920
Speaker 1: Oh good? Is he gonna do it? I yelped? What

478
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:31,720
Speaker 1: was a good pedicurist here? I'm already out?

479
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 3: No? We no, let's not. Let's talk about your book. Okay,

480
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 3: talk about your book?

481
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,520
Speaker 1: Why? What?

482
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,480
Speaker 2: What made you decide to write this book?

483
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 3: Honestly? What did your dad say when he read your book?

484
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 3: Because I think I met your dad once in Passing

485
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 3: because Dave brought him to like our furniture store opening,

486
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 3: and uh, it was so funny when he walked in.

487
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,640
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was your dad.

488
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,959
Speaker 3: I was just like, ooh, I feel like he knows

489
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 3: good Friendshire, but I don't know if he's gonna buy it.

490
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,359
Speaker 3: And then like Dave came up to me. He's like,

491
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,920
Speaker 3: that's my daddy's so cheap, you won't buy anything. I'm like, okay, cool.

492
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 3: I was like, I already got the vibe. You know,

493
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 3: the vibe when you work in sales, right, and so yeah,

494
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 3: what did he what did he say?

495
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: What does he think? Well, I'm glad you asked.

496
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 5: So I started walking to the pedicurist and it was

497
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 5: two blocks.

498
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 3: So this whole episode just needs to be called unhinged

499
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 3: because every motherfucking thing that's Dan.

500
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: Though from far away he seems like a normal dude.

501
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,240
Speaker 4: You get close to Dana, dude, okay, crazy, I know,

502
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 4: it's just nuts.

503
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,120
Speaker 2: I know.

504
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,800
Speaker 5: I mean, this is like the most danced Okay, wait,

505
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 5: are there pedicure places that are that are run by

506
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 5: like hot Russian women?

507
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 1: It was weird to me. I thought something was off.

508
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,360
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I thought something was off. Oh boy, Why

509
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't that happen in Los Angeles? I don't know. It

510
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 1: just seemed like a front. It seems like.

511
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 5: Something was up and I didn't go, Oh my goodness,

512
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 5: you did not go.

513
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 3: We got to bring it black. I don't want to

514
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 3: talk about your feet. And a Russia was trying to

515
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 3: send money to her family. This is the last thing

516
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 3: I showed up for. I have lashes on. I did a.

517
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 2: Morning show this morning.

518
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: She did, she did great.

519
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 3: I'm a good person. I'm on my third cup of coffee.

520
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about something else because there's too much

521
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 3: to you.

522
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 1: Not too okay my book? Oh did Michelle freeze? She did?

523
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 1: She did.

524
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 4: She'll be back in just a moment. But I really

525
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 4: loved your book.

526
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 5: Dude, Wait, why don't you hold this for when we're

527
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 5: actually using footage?

528
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 1: You wait till we're gonna cut out.

529
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 4: We're gonna wait, We're gonna wait, and I'll tell you

530
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 4: that I loved it again.

531
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, trust me this much. Dan, we're gonna get

532
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 1: back on the air and you're gonna be all cool, like, yeah,

533
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: I don't read shit.

534
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, your book a little undercooked.

535
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: I would never come on. We loved your book, Bud

536
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: and Michelle. You had a question.

537
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 3: I don't really remember because I froze. It's so funny

538
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 3: because I froze. But I can also hear you guys

539
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 3: talking about and it feels like I'm Peate Hudson in

540
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 3: the Skeleton Key where I'm just like I hear you.

541
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: You know, it's over your body. I'm like, I'm here.

542
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 5: So you were asking about my book and what my

543
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 5: dad's reaction was, so just real. Briefly, my book is

544
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 5: a comedic food memoir in the style of like a

545
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 5: David Sadaris book, but about food, not my words.

546
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: The reviews. The reviews are in. Wow, compared himself favorably

547
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: to David Sidaris.

548
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, the reviews by my mother are in and

549
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 5: oh my god. But anyway, it's like it's also like

550
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 5: a big, big homage to my father and my relationship

551
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 5: with my dad.

552
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Yes, and I.

553
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 5: Was expecting a grandiose kind of oh my god, thank

554
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 5: you for this. This is amazing from my father. And

555
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 5: all I got was he sent me an email because

556
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 5: there's a story in it that has some scatological elements

557
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 5: and I'm not into scatological humor whatsoever, but like, you

558
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 5: couldn't get away from it in the story. And my

559
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 5: dad just wrote to me and said, good book. Don't

560
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 5: talk about your shit.

561
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 1: Wait, your baggage orus just like just your poo poo, No,

562
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: just my poo boo. Oh my god. I spent two

563
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 1: years writing an homage to my father.

564
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I mean that's just immigrant stuff. I mean,

565
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 5: Michelle and I talk about this a lot. Yeah, we

566
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 5: will never get the praise that we want from them,

567
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 5: which is why we keep going because we're like, I know,

568
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 5: we are under the wrong impression that one day we

569
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 5: will get that praise even though we never will.

570
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: But man, does that drive us or at least me.

571
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same as being a middle child Jordan,

572
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 3: you get it.

573
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean Dan is actually a middle child in

574
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 4: an immigrant situation, so it's even more compounded.

575
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, exactly. He's an overachiever and doing a job

576
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: that is very unacceptable to immigrants, you know, m Yeah,

577
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: it's trifecta.

578
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, which also is nice because then no one can

579
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 3: like say anything, right, Like, they can't say you're doing

580
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: it right or wrong because they don't.

581
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: No, we're just out here figuring it out for ourselves. Right.

582
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing you have, like the two extremes, right,

583
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 5: Like I have my friend's parents who are like very

584
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 5: heavily invested in my career, and they will just like

585
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 5: ask me like all these inside baseball questions and I'm like,

586
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 5: oh god, now I got to answer all these or

587
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 5: I have my parents who are the complete opposite, and

588
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 5: they're just like, what do you do for a living?

589
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 2: I know, it's like a cute hobby.

590
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's one extreme or the other. And I

591
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:25,239
Speaker 1: don't know.

592
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 5: I don't know what I'd prefer, but you get what

593
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 5: you get.

594
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 3: So at this point, when you go on a date

595
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 3: with somebody, right you're in your forties, how much do

596
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 3: you have to talk about yourself? How much information do

597
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 3: you have to like really give somebody dating in your forties,

598
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 3: do they want to know right away if you've been

599
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 3: married or engaged, or lived with somebody, or have kids

600
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: or pets, or if you're allergic or your foodologies?

601
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: Like are you guys like get into all that right

602
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: away when.

603
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 3: You're dating in your forties or is it just like

604
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 3: a say, lovey situation.

605
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 1: I don't know that.

606
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 5: I sense like a big difference. There's definitely a little

607
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 5: bit of like were you married, were you engaged? Were

608
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,239
Speaker 5: you this and that?

609
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 2: M hmmm?

610
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 5: Which I was engaged, So I got that. I got

611
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 5: that under my belt.

612
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,479
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. I can bring that to the table.

613
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: I remember I was there. You guys are both there.

614
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: We love you. What what does we love you have

615
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: to do with it? I don't know, George. Just now

616
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: that you're supported. No, you're supported, and we love you.

617
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: Jordan turns everything into a fucking AA meeting, like, dude,

618
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 1: yeah I do. I'm just yeah, I do because I

619
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: have to get through this. I have to get through

620
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 1: this too. I'm alan on and you're AA okay, so

621
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: I have to get through this. All right. You are loved.

622
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 5: Wow, you are loved, You are seen, you are seen,

623
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 5: you are validated.

624
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: You are enough.

625
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are enough. Absolutely. Yeah. But I don't know.

626
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't before you tell us, before you

627
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: go on, let me tell you something.

628
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 4: I love you, Oh my god. Now go ahead, now,

629
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 4: please go ahead, now, please go ahead. I just want

630
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 4: to Oh my god. I just want to be clear, okay, please.

631
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how you say I love you, but

632
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: it makes it about you. At the same time, it's a.

633
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 4: Using place to be living here because I don't put

634
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 4: the emphasis on you say I love you.

635
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 5: Jordan Carlos loves doing therapist cosplay, where he dresses up

636
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 5: like a therapist.

637
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: It's so good.

638
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 5: You'll say something like hey, Jordan, fuck, I want to

639
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 5: get lunch. I don't know if you shoul get pizza

640
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 5: a sandwich, and he'll be like, where do you think

641
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 5: indecisiveness started in your life?

642
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 4: Like?

643
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Jordan? What should

644
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: I get pizza? Is said? Like were you not validated

645
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: your feelings as a child? So you're just left. I'm like, dude,

646
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: am I getting a pizza a sandwich?

647
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 4: I get in network therapy? Sometimes I think I get

648
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 4: too much and it's got to go somewhere. The energy

649
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 4: has got to go somewhere, That's all. I'm sorry. Okay,

650
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 4: you we have a crisis, but can we Yeah? Okay,

651
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 4: but crisis also means new beginning in Greek. Please go ahead, Jesus.

652
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 3: I've already paid my taxes and folded my laundry while

653
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 3: you guys were talking about this.

654
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: You know what's wrong?

655
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 5: Jordan does that dumb I wake up at five in

656
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 5: the morning thing that he's doing that he has to

657
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 5: tell the whole world about, and so he's already been

658
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 5: up for Like what the fuck is going on? It's

659
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 5: like four pm for him, And yeah I just woke

660
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 5: up and yeah it is four pm for me right now.

661
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.

662
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 5: Jordan's just like had a whole day. Yeah, and you know,

663
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 5: I'm just revving up.

664
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: Okay, we actually.

665
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: I mean we actually did have a day. We just

666
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 2: came from Good Morning America.

667
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, flex flex flex.

668
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 3: I mean it's just facts, Yeah, flexing facts.

669
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: This is what happened. And what were you going to say?

670
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Dating in your forties, go, I don't know, it's fucking dating.

671
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: So I don't know.

672
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 5: I don't think it's that different. All right, Okay, I

673
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 5: don't think it's that different.

674
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Well, are you dating age appropriate women?

675
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: Okay, what does that mean? What does that mean?

676
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, my client does not have to answer these questions

677
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: if they will incriminate it.

678
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jordan.

679
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 4: I think she means I think she means in the

680
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 4: ten year range, like around the tenure ange, maybe ten

681
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 4: years senior and maybe ten years junior.

682
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's that, and then there's you know, there's outliers

683
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 5: as well. I mean, I look in the worlds of

684
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 5: tripe cul quests, I like a brown yellow Puerto ricaner Haitian. Yes,

685
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 5: and oh my god, so I don't like to limit myself.

686
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 2: What in the ethnic Joe Rogan is going on?

687
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 5: Now?

688
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: This is like affirmative action but.

689
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 5: Joe Rogan, listen, I will say this, I'll never I

690
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 5: feel like I know a lot of guys in their

691
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 5: forties who will lie about their age on dates, and

692
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,479
Speaker 5: that to me seems so gross.

693
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: I will never ever do that.

694
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, lying in general is gross.

695
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, although you know it's funny.

696
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 5: I've come around to white lies, Okay, Like I used

697
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 5: to live this life of radical honesty because like I

698
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 5: read this book and I was like, oh, this is

699
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 5: the way you should live your life, like just literally

700
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 5: no lying.

701
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: Mmm.

702
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 5: But I feel like there's a finesse to white lies

703
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 5: that can spare someone's feelings in a way that I

704
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 5: think is important. Again, nothing hurtful, nothing too crazy, not

705
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 5: like a big lie. Yeah, but like you know, if

706
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,959
Speaker 5: the reason you're breaking up with someone, let's say, is

707
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 5: because you're no longer attracted to them, whatever, like that

708
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 5: just seems like an awful thing to say to someone,

709
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 5: I think it's okay to come up with a different

710
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 5: excuse or whatever.

711
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's also like not what you say, it's

712
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 3: how you say it, right, Like if you are bringing

713
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: up with someone because you're not attracted to them anymore.

714
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 3: It can also be presented as we're not moving in

715
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 3: the same direction, yes, or my heart is not in.

716
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: It like it used to exactly.

717
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: And I do think like, hey, we went to school,

718
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 3: most of us went to school. We do have a vocabulary.

719
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 3: We can use it. I think you're absolutely right. We

720
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 3: don't have to be so black and white. We can

721
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 3: find truth and honesty in the shades of gray. I

722
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 3: always like to say, because that's where the love lives

723
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 3: and the humanity.

724
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 2: But I think it's.

725
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 3: Also great to figure out how to do that, to

726
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 3: even speak up for yourself in certain situations, whether you're

727
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 3: in a pitch meeting, whether you're negotiating something for yourself,

728
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: like emotionally or financially. You know, this has been my

729
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: journey in my forties, is like figuring out how to

730
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 3: get shit done. But you know, attracting them bees with

731
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 3: the honey because like, wow, oh wow, it's so funny.

732
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 3: Like even my life, skinned ass people are like she's difficult.

733
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: Oh boy, here we go.

734
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 3: And so yeah, I do like to kill my kindness

735
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: a little bit because I'm just like, this is what

736
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 3: I want, you know, so give.

737
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: It to me.

738
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 4: Dan, Would you ever say that You're like, I don't

739
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 4: think you're difficult to work with, you know, or.

740
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: Perceive Oh boy, oh boy, this defense.

741
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 5: No perceived to be difficult. I have worked with both

742
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 5: of you independently. I know I don't feel like I'm difficult.

743
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: Who's better, Yeah, yeah, answer with your eyes. I feel like.

744
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 5: I don't feel like I'm difficult to work with, and

745
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 5: I think that that's part of the reason people like

746
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 5: to work with me. But I do feel like there

747
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 5: is a there's such a finesse to holding in your

748
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 5: rage when you're getting like, let's say, when you're getting

749
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 5: notes that you don't like that I've learned from other

750
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 5: like mentors that I think is like, again, that's kind

751
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 5: of leading into this finesse of like a white lie.

752
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 5: Like you know, if you're gonna be radically honest, you're

753
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 5: gonna say something like that's bullshit, you're noticed stupid, you're

754
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 5: a dumb dumb and then you're never.

755
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Gonna work again. Yeah, that part right.

756
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 5: Not to make this too inside baseball, but you know,

757
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 5: I think that does expand to life. It's like, it's

758
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 5: so much more pleasurable to just go off the dome

759
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 5: with your feelings, but you might leave like a scorched

760
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 5: earth policy and then you can't kind of come back from.

761
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 3: That, and then when you do it, it really means

762
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: something because people know that you're fucking serious. I was

763
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 3: just telling Jordan this before, because like when we were

764
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: talking about adulting on Good Morning America, they're like, what

765
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: have you guys learned from the podcast? And Jordan had

766
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 3: a really great answer, which is like that I'm doing

767
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: all right, that I'm doing pretty good. But what I

768
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 3: really learned in that moment from comedy when she asked

769
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 3: me that question was not necessarily the podcast, but from

770
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 3: stand Up Stand Up. I learned how to be a

771
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 3: fucking workhorse and to be on my voice and to

772
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: take my fucking space. Like no one is going to

773
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: give you that space and stand up, you have to

774
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 3: fucking take it, you know.

775
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 2: What I mean.

776
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 3: Like, the audience isn't gonna be like we got you

777
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 3: go go. This isn't America's got talent. I'm not an

778
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 3: eight year old. I can say, Whitney Houston. They're not

779
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 3: gonna do that shit for me. Yeah, if anyone's listening

780
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: and needs to hear this, it's like, take your space

781
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 3: in the most thoughtful way possible.

782
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: Right, what has stand up taught you.

783
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: Dan, you know it's funny. I was thinking about it

784
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: while you were saying that.

785
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 5: I think that the humility that comes with stand up

786
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 5: is really interesting to me, right right, because, like you said,

787
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 5: you can be at the top of your game and

788
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 5: if your jokes aren't funny, they're still not gonna land.

789
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 5: I've seen, you know, Chris rock bomb bits. I've seen

790
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 5: Seinfeld bomb with bits, and I will be in front

791
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 5: of a very friendly crowd that knows me from stuff

792
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 5: and I'll try something new and it doesn't work and

793
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 5: they won't laugh at it. And I love that when

794
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 5: else in your life, I feel like we have we

795
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 5: The more you know clout you get, the more you're

796
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 5: surrounded by yes men. But the crowd is never gonna

797
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 5: be a yes man or a yes woman. It's just

798
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 5: gonna it's always gonna kind of be honest, even with

799
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 5: Dave Chappelle, even with Dave Chappelle. So it's like a

800
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 5: pretty cool, humbling experience. And I think that's good. And

801
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 5: I think a lot of actors don't get that because

802
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 5: they they don't have like a crowd of strangers in

803
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 5: real time telling them how they're doing.

804
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: You know what, I mean, they're not on a tight rope. Yeah,

805
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: and even.

806
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 5: If they're acting on a on a movie, like, they're

807
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 5: not in the theater necessarily, like they're not seeing the

808
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 5: actual reaction to their performance, like in real time. And

809
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 5: even with a band, like they have backup singers and

810
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 5: dancers and all that stuff, Like, I don't know with us,

811
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 5: there's an authenticity to being judged. Yeah, that is so

812
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 5: raw and so real that I think is kind of

813
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 5: a superpower that you can do that every night and

814
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 5: put yourself in that position.

815
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 3: Right, Oh, absolutely, Yeah, That's what I try to tell

816
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 3: my comedian friends that go off and try to do

817
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 3: other things and become self h multi hyphenates rather because

818
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, you have this superpower, this experience that nobody

819
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 3: else has. Those hours on a stage that's insane. Whether

820
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 3: they're funny or not, it's still like putting yourself in

821
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 3: front of a bunch of people you don't know to

822
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 3: do this thing is fucking crazy.

823
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is crazy. And I think the ten thousand

824
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 5: hour thing that you think of for a comic. You're like, yeah,

825
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 5: you need your ten thousand hours to become a better comedian,

826
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 5: But there's also ten thousand hours of putting yourself in

827
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 5: front of those crowds of strangers, which is a crazy

828
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 5: thing that you're doing. That to me is more insane.

829
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 5: It's just like, you know, it's like that fear of

830
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 5: public speaking thing. It's like you're doing it every night

831
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 5: and I don't know, it's an insane tenth thous hours

832
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 5: to get of, just like I can go in front

833
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 5: of a room full of strangers and figure out figure

834
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 5: a way out of it.

835
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, does it make it hard to talk to somebody

836
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: one on one after performing for so many people because

837
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 3: you're just like, what is this?

838
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

839
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 5: I think sometimes it makes it hard to I have

840
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 5: a tough time talking to people who don't have not

841
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 5: sensitive humor, but like are very like the dates that

842
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 5: I go on where where people are like trying to

843
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 5: say this in the right way overly.

844
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 4: Woke, no, not even overly maybe maybe dull, a little

845
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 4: dull maybe.

846
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 5: Maybe overly sensitive to like bits m M, and they're

847
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 5: like why would you say that?

848
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: Or da da da.

849
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 5: It's like, oh no, I'm just joking. And I don't

850
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 5: know if sensive humor is the right word for it,

851
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,439
Speaker 5: but there's like are they.

852
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 3: Dutch people, because Dutch people are like, why would you

853
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: say it if it's not true.

854
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's called sarcasm, bitch.

855
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean?

856
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 2: Are you just dating Danish women?

857
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 4: Loll well, Dan, your love language is sarcasm. So have

858
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 4: you found a lot of snarky people? Like in Los Angeles?

859
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 3: I thought his love lifeguage was food. That's so interesting

860
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 3: how we get different Dans.

861
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 4: He's multilingual, Like between us, Dan loves me despite the

862
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 4: fact that I'll be He'll be like and this cream.

863
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: Comes from a goots, a first milking.

864
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 4: And I'm like, get that the fuck out of my face.

865
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 4: And he's like, okay, all right, sorry to share my

866
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 4: world with you.

867
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: Like I love it.

868
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, tell me about this, this grape that these

869
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 3: bitches in Italy had to climb up a volcano with

870
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: their dupy as Italian titties to get.

871
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: I don't care.

872
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: Now, I want to support women in Italy.

873
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: Get great. I don't care. I'm like, come on, let's

874
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: just enjoy it.

875
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 2: Woh. I love it. I love a story.

876
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. First of all, Jordan.

877
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 2: Jordan' stop holding your head like that.

878
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 5: Yeah. First of all, Jordan is like a human garbage disposal.

879
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 5: We will finish dinner, He'll walk out, there'll be like

880
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 5: a half a pizza, like like balancing on the side

881
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 5: of a garbage can, and he'll just pick it up

882
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 5: on a plate, on a paper plate. I mean you know, yes,

883
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 5: there is a level of class Jordan that you don't

884
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 5: rise to.

885
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: Jordan does love some cook food. I'll tell you what.

886
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 3: When I was hosting the WGA Awards, I was like

887
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 3: a little nervous.

888
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: I was like, what is this?

889
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 3: And I'm like looking around the room to see Jordan's

890
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 3: face in my husband's face, and I look down and

891
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: Jordan's just cutting up his baked chicken and I was like,

892
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 3: oh my god, literally doing these jokes for the first

893
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: time in front of people.

894
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: And He's just like, h is that a dope?

895
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: I was like. I was like, you got a girl.

896
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 4: And then Amy Schumer was like, you probably want to

897
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 4: go backstage and see how she's doing.

898
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: And it's like, hold up this dinner row, but the

899
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: chocolate lava cake.

900
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 2: I know, You're like, but the bread is warm. And

901
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my.

902
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 4: God, oh my god, that is my toxic trait. I

903
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 4: do emotionally eat at moments like that, I just I'm like,

904
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 4: this will make me comfortable, and so I just like

905
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 4: start stuffing things into my mouth instead of talking to strangers.

906
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: Jordan can be coming home, seeing his home on fire,

907
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: hearing the yells of help me from his relatives, and

908
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: if there's a food truck parked outside of that house, yo,

909
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Elena, figure out a plan. B.

910
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm asking this, but only because I'm

911
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 3: with friends that are like family.

912
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: Go ahead, what is my toxic trait?

913
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh toxic trade. I'm gonna tell you. Okay,

914
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: I know what it is. I'm gonna tell you.

915
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 4: I know what it is, too, tell me, tell me,

916
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 4: tell me, Daniel, First.

917
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 5: Okay, I feel like you're not selective enough with the

918
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 5: people that you allow.

919
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: Close to you.

920
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 5: Healthy boundaries. You're right, there's some people that shouldn't have access. Yeah,

921
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 5: they shouldn't have access, they should be cut out. Yeah,

922
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 5: and I think that's probably your thing.

923
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 3: It is my thing, and that it happens, but I

924
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 3: don't want it to be my thing anymore. No, no, no, yeah,

925
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 3: but it is very wild because when I'm on stage

926
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: now and I do crowd work, I don't know what happens,

927
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: but I can see people's inner child, and I'm like,

928
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 3: I gotta go. I don't know, like if I'm becoming

929
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 3: a witch or being a mom or whatever it is,

930
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 3: but I'm.

931
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: Like, why can't it be both?

932
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: Motherfucker? All right, Jordan, you go.

933
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see your toxic trade. After thinking long and

934
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 4: hard about this, is that if somebody asks you if

935
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 4: you need help, just say yes, because what it's giving.

936
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, most of the time, it's just like it's fine,

937
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: I got it.

938
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm like, nah, Michelle, you want is

939
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 4: to help you as you're like slanming stuff around.

940
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, I do want people to help me,

941
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: but I also want people just to take just like

942
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: take the ring, you know what I mean, Because when

943
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 3: people help me, they have more questions and answers. I'm like, yes,

944
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 3: it could have been done. I don't need a conversation

945
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: about it. I just need you to do it. And so, like,

946
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 3: hosting definitely is a lot of work, but I'd love

947
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 3: to do it. When I'm in the post get and

948
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: everything set up and done, yeah, but it's always like

949
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 3: that hour before where I'm like this sucks?

950
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 2: Why am I doing this?

951
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 4: And then yeah, you've got next level executive function skills,

952
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 4: which are like that is executive you know, executive function? Right,

953
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 4: that's just like you know how much milk is in

954
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 4: the house at all times, you know how much orange

955
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 4: juice you have, how much gases in the tank?

956
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 1: What we need? How to get from point A to

957
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: point B?

958
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like I have good executive function, but you

959
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 4: have like x men level. So it's just like I

960
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 4: need to be told a little bit more yes than

961
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 4: say you do you know?

962
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

963
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 5: Can I also counter it with a with a compliment

964
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 5: because you're talking about hosting. Yeah, you are very good

965
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 5: at being present at your parties and not being frantic whatsoever,

966
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 5: you know, which you go to a lot of people's

967
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 5: parties and they're just like Tasmanian devils and you're like,

968
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 5: why am I even here? You are very good at

969
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 5: actually being the centerpiece of the party, even though there's

970
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 5: always chaos going on in the background. Yeah, that's the

971
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 5: quality of yours that I'm very very very impressed by.

972
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: Jordan. Why are you making that face? Are you talking

973
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: shit about me? Is that what you're doing right now?

974
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 4: Ooh?

975
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 2: Does it feel like it hit a nerve.

976
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wow, I feel like you're talking shit about me. No,

977
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 5: I was giving Michelle a compliment. Why can't I give

978
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 5: her a compliment?

979
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: Wow?

980
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 2: This is so us so us.

981
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 5: Wow, you're like that kid, you know how, Like, oh boy,

982
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 5: it's your birthday and you're a kid, and your parents

983
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 5: get you a present, but they have to get your

984
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 5: brother a present too.

985
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need a present too.

986
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 2: Okay, So we.

987
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 3: Got questions from the audience about adulting, and we'd like

988
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: to try and help them out and answer them. Jordan,

989
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 3: I think you got the first question. What it be?

990
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: Here? It is? It goes?

991
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 4: How can I tell a friend they need to be

992
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 4: in therapy without seeming like I'm being pedantic or blaming

993
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 4: dysfunction slash failure in our friendship on them? Oh god, Dan,

994
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 4: how would you handle it?

995
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 5: I call saying you need to go to therapy as

996
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 5: like step two or three, but step one would be

997
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 5: something along the lines of in a nice way, like

998
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 5: I'm tired of hearing of this problem over and over

999
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 5: and it not being resolved, Like I think there's probably

1000
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 5: another solution than just venting to me, saying that in

1001
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 5: a nicer way, right, making it about like, hey, I

1002
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 5: want to be here as your friend, but I can't

1003
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 5: just be someone that you just throw stuff at and

1004
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 5: don't really get anything back from.

1005
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: You're just you're just kind of being either an askhole.

1006
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 5: Which is one of my favorite expressions when someone asks

1007
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 5: you for advice and never takes it.

1008
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

1009
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1010
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 5: So there's ways of saying like this isn't working. Your

1011
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 5: crutch for therapy, which is using me, is not working.

1012
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 5: So maybe let's come up with the different solution. And

1013
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 5: here's a couple of providers in your area.

1014
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, ooh, you know what I would do? I mean,

1015
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 3: I love that that really is the road to take.

1016
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 3: I would send two therapists that like either you have

1017
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 3: been to or like or just think it would be

1018
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: a good fit. And then also like something sort of

1019
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 3: like spiritual homeopath or something, and be like, well what

1020
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:07,240
Speaker 3: about also this acupuncture? So it's more like a wellness pitch,

1021
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 3: right as opposed to bitch get your shit together. But

1022
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: you know, because for me, like I'll try cupping or

1023
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 3: acupuncture or you know, a foot massage at a Russian place.

1024
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 3: I'll try anything if it is relaxing, you know, And

1025
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: I like to say that, you know, self care is

1026
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 3: not selfish, so go and get it.

1027
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: Even we were talking about the soothe app this morning.

1028
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 4: Yes, because someone we know went through it and we're like, hey,

1029
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 4: soue app.

1030
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

1031
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 3: Like, Yes, someone we know this morning got their phone

1032
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 3: stolen from them as they were coming out of a taxi. Wow,

1033
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 3: that is happening, y'all hold on to your phones. What

1034
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 3: were you going to say, Jordan?

1035
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,479
Speaker 4: I was only going to say that I often when

1036
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 4: when I have a long conversation that I think it

1037
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 4: could use professional advice. I just asked, like, are you

1038
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: talking to someone about this?

1039
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: You know? Like that's basically me And that seems to

1040
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: really work, is it? It works?

1041
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 4: It works because it makes you do an inventory when

1042
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 4: you ask that question. Yeah, people are like, oh, okay,

1043
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 4: if your married friends are talking to you, if they're

1044
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 4: in a relationship, they've got issues, and you're like, are

1045
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 4: y'all talking to someone about this? It's a moment of

1046
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 4: honesty for me at least, where you're like, I see you, friend,

1047
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 4: and I want the best for you.

1048
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: Right. You know, it's funny.

1049
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 5: I've actually done that before and I've heard back, Yeah,

1050
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 5: I'm talking to you.

1051
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 1: That's why I'm talking to you.

1052
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 3: I was just thinking that in my mind, like that's

1053
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 3: what I would have said, like, yeah, you.

1054
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 5: But also I will say there is a place for

1055
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 5: friends and family, Like I don't think all issues should

1056
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 5: be outsourced to a therapist. I do think there is

1057
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,959
Speaker 5: a place for friends and family. I really do, because

1058
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 5: they do know you the best as is, and if

1059
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 5: you're willing to actually listen to their advice, I think

1060
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 5: that's a really powerful source of, you know, helping get

1061
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 5: you back on your track. It's just like Michelle kind

1062
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 5: of just asked us, like, what is my toxic trade?

1063
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 5: Like that was like two therapist sessions there that we

1064
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 5: just I truncated into, you know, sixty seconds. Yeah, because

1065
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 5: she trusts us and she believes our judgment and she

1066
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 5: trusts that we know her really well and that we

1067
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,720
Speaker 5: would give her like a somewhat objective opinion.

1068
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 2: I would not do that with most people.

1069
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean? You shouldn't. You shouldn't.

1070
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 3: But I know and love and trust you guys. Come on, Oh,

1071
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 3: if I had brothers, I would not want them to

1072
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: be like you. You would be my friends.

1073
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what does that mean? Wow. Wow, Oh my god,

1074
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we do get it all out. We

1075
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: can't be protective.

1076
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 3: No, I would have to defend you guys. I'd do

1077
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 3: too much. Well, look at my sturdy git compared to

1078
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 3: you guys. This is interesting, but I think it's a

1079
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 3: really important question. Okay, how many cups of coffee a day?

1080
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 3: It's too many cups of coffee. This is a really

1081
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: listen to me. This is a really good question because

1082
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 3: if I'm working, like on set, like an eleven and

1083
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 3: fourteen hour day, it's just the cappuccino every three hours,

1084
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 3: and then I realize I haven't eaten, and all of

1085
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 3: a sudden, I have a headache and I'm like, why

1086
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 3: is my left titty jumping? Oh, it's my heart got you.

1087
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like, am I having a panic attack? No,

1088
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: it's it's the coffee. How many cups is too many cups?

1089
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 3: Also depends if you're drinking good coffee.

1090
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I have strong opinions on this.

1091
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: Let's go.

1092
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 5: And it's funny because before we started, I was just

1093
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 5: thinking in my head, like, what are some signs of

1094
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 5: adulting just in general that I could have, you know,

1095
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 5: at top of my head, And one.

1096
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: Is that didn't come out right, But you guys know

1097
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: what I mean.

1098
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 5: I feel like a sign of adulting is when you

1099
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: transition your love for alcohol to your love for coffee.

1100
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: Like, and don't get it twisted. I love alcohol.

1101
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 2: We're not getting twisted because you get twisted.

1102
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: Yes, I do. I absolutely love alcohol.

1103
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 5: I'm doing sober October, which is the equivalent of someone's

1104
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 5: sedentary climbing Mount Everest. That's how much I love wine. Okay,

1105
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 5: And what the fuck I'm saying? I love wine so much.

1106
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 5: But if I had to choose between wine or coffee,

1107
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 5: like and I had to give one up forever, I

1108
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 5: would definitely choose coffee. M It's such an important thing,

1109
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 5: it's such an exciting thing. How much is too much?

1110
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 5: That's such a personal question for me. I have my dosage.

1111
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 5: My dosage in the morning. I have a cappuccino. In

1112
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 5: the afternoon. After lunch, I have an espresso.

1113
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: That's it.

1114
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1115
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 5: Whatever makes you able to go to sleep, right, you're good. Yeah,

1116
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 5: whatever doesn't fret your stomach.

1117
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 3: You know what I don't need. I don't need desserts

1118
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 3: with coffee in it. I don't need that.

1119
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, you know.

1120
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: I don't need that.

1121
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 3: I don't need like a chocolate espresso crumble. I need

1122
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 3: like like another cocktail.

1123
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 5: Oh I get you. Oh you're saying the uh yeah.

1124
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 5: The espresso martini has taken over the world.

1125
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 3: It's the classy Red Bull vodka. It's great if it's

1126
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 3: made well, it's delicious. But I don't know how people

1127
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 3: just drink them all fucking night without poo poo in

1128
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: their pants, like do a bump of coke?

1129
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

1130
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 2: It's like less calories, Like I don't understand.

1131
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 5: I read something on Instagram that was like an espresso

1132
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 5: martiniz a Red Bull and vodka that studied abroad and

1133
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 5: doesn't stop talking about it.

1134
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 2: Whoever understand?

1135
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 3: Oh good, he went from the white like a white

1136
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 3: party in Poland to like a Soho house in Paris.

1137
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's too much. Sorry. I was trying to

1138
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 2: give it like a journey.

1139
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 3: But I think you need like one good cup if

1140
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 3: you're into coffee, and then anything else besides that will

1141
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 3: probably be too much.

1142
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: Dan, have you ever just ordered straight drip coffee at

1143
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 4: a place or would that like break you emotionally?

1144
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I often do why wouldn't.

1145
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 4: I, because you're just like I get an espresso and

1146
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 4: then I get a cappuccino and then get a cortado.

1147
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 4: Are you the kind of person that if they work

1148
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 4: behind the counter of coffee shop and somebody is like

1149
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 4: an just get a coffee, they'd be.

1150
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 1: Like, oh, they don't soup coffee, so and then like

1151
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 1: and then they would get an argument with oh my god,

1152
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 1: my god.

1153
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 2: First of all, just dance sound like that in your.

1154
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 5: Head, thank you, And also, you know what's messed up?

1155
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 5: He totally baited me. I thought he was just asking

1156
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 5: like a normal question, but he was. He was setting

1157
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 5: up the question to make fun of me. I know,

1158
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 5: for saying that I have.

1159
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: What love is. That's what love is.

1160
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 3: There's nothing more frustrating than needing a good ass cup

1161
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 3: of coffee and then getting brown water. It makes me,

1162
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 3: It really just it sends me. It sends me like

1163
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 3: I will probably drink like like a kiante from the

1164
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 3: airplane and get through it with like an ice cube

1165
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,919
Speaker 3: before I can do brown water.

1166
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 5: You understand, I'm with you. I also feel like what

1167
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 5: you order is dependent on the place. If I walk

1168
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 5: in there and they have a subpar espresso machine. I'm

1169
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 5: not going to get an espresso drink. I'm going to

1170
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 5: get a drip coffee. You can tell by the machine

1171
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 5: if it's a La Marzoka, if it's a Sinetso you

1172
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 5: can tell these things.

1173
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: Yes, and you need to do the research and do the.

1174
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 5: Work, Jordan, so that you can walk into a coffee

1175
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 5: shop and know if you should get dripped or an

1176
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 5: espresso drink.

1177
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 2: Are you still caffeine free? Jordan?

1178
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 1: I am still caffeine free. Oh I hate you so much?

1179
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: Whoa how are we still friends?

1180
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: I do have a dirty chy every once in a while.

1181
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't get it so dirty.

1182
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 3: Why do you say it like that? Can you just

1183
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 3: not do your eyes? When you say dirty chie? It

1184
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 3: is giving a christless killer. Stop when you say dirty chy,

1185
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: it reminds me of this girl I went to school,

1186
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 3: was in college, and her drink was a screaming orgasm

1187
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 3: and every time she ordered it it was like something

1188
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 3: new and screaming.

1189
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 2: Or I'm like.

1190
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 3: Nobody, nobody wants to hit like that, nobody knows what's

1191
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 3: in it. No one's screaming. You're probably not even having

1192
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: an orgasm. Yes, this is why you have no teeth

1193
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: you're like kind of diabetic.

1194
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 2: It's all bairey like stop, look.

1195
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 4: Look, okay, I don't get a lot of like fun

1196
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 4: things to say, you know that. Oh and so like

1197
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 4: when I go up to the you know, I got

1198
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 4: up to the front of the line, I'm.

1199
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 3: Like, I'm sorry, please, you know.

1200
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 5: And then and then they're like, what is a dirty chai?

1201
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 5: I don't even know what that is. It sounds like,

1202
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 5: oh no, it's oh that's why we can't have nice things.

1203
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 5: The Southeastern Asian community should be up in arms that

1204
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 5: this is even a thing, the dirty.

1205
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 3: I want to get Harry Kunda Buloo on the phone

1206
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 3: right away. A dirty chai, right is a chai latte

1207
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: with a shot of espresso. Now, a filthy chai is

1208
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 3: two shots?

1209
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: Wow? How do I not know this?

1210
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 2: Because you drink regular coffee, because you're a real man.

1211
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying.

1212
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 3: You're welcome. We have another question. I can't believe we

1213
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,919
Speaker 3: have time for it. Who knew coffee so long?

1214
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to ask you because I love you.

1215
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 4: Oh boy, this questions for all of us here. Oh God, yes,

1216
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: just ask the.

1217
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: Question, Jesus. I feel I feel ready and I'm gonna

1218
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: do it. Oh my god.

1219
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 4: I'm a fifty year old mother of two teenagers. I

1220
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 4: recently started dating a younger man thirty five years old. Parenthetical.

1221
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 4: We've been dating for a few months now and we

1222
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 4: get along well. The sex is amazing for both of us.

1223
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 4: I'm worried that one day he will realize that he

1224
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 4: wants a family of his own and leave me for

1225
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 4: a younger woman who can give him children. Oh Am,

1226
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 4: I just being paranoid? Is it too soon to be

1227
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 4: thinking about a future with this man?

1228
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

1229
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm finding it hard to stay in the present. Please help.

1230
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: How long has she been with him? Did she say?

1231
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: She says for a few months, and it's going well.

1232
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: She needs to bring it up. She needs to bring

1233
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: it up. Listen.

1234
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 5: I have this gaggle of little cousins who will come

1235
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 5: to me for advice, and they're great girls, and they're

1236
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 5: always like, I don't know what this guy wants, and

1237
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 5: I'm like, just fucking ask him, like shit or get off.

1238
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 5: The pot is a very powerful thing that not enough

1239
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 5: people use, and I think that it's super necessary to

1240
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 5: be very direct and if that scares the person, then

1241
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 5: that then you.

1242
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: Got your fucking answer. Yeah, don't avoid is the key.

1243
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 5: Do not avoid asking that question because you might also

1244
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 5: get an answer like, oh no, I don't want kids.

1245
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: I love that you have kids and I don't have

1246
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: to worry about kids.

1247
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, she seems to have a tiger by the tail

1248
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 4: or something else.

1249
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,919
Speaker 2: Okay, Texas, what does that mean?

1250
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 4: A tiger by the tail just means like you got

1251
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 4: something like really rare and cool. We don't hear about

1252
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 4: this every day. Fifty year old women aren't out here

1253
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 4: bagging thirty five year old men all the time, you

1254
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, right, So the newness of that,

1255
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 4: that experience, that, that feeling of being beautiful, sexy, all

1256
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 4: that as we get past forty. Yeah, if I could

1257
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 4: just man's plain women's value, then that.

1258
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing.

1259
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm aware I'm staying out of this little monologue here,

1260
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 5: but I'm actually good at it. Dan, Okay, all right,

1261
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 5: keep going. He's in the pocket.

1262
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 4: In the pocket, all right, listen to my ted talk.

1263
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 4: So anyway, I hear that in this question, and I

1264
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,760
Speaker 4: would say leave space for there to be an answer

1265
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 4: that maybe you don't like, but also maybe a good

1266
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 4: one too, you know, like it could also work out.

1267
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 3: I love that two men just answered this question because

1268
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 3: what I'm also hearing, Lady Lover is how would a

1269
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 3: man react? Right, And it's sort of what Dan said.

1270
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 3: Chances are he's probably cool with it because he probably

1271
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 3: would have brought it up already if he was thinking

1272
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 3: about a family. But if you guys are having good

1273
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 3: sex and respect each other, that's the most important, you know,

1274
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: bring it up right away. You know, I just asked Dan,

1275
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 3: what do you even talk about on a first date?

1276
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 3: Or are you bringing that shit up? So if you

1277
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,959
Speaker 3: guys are already like in your little pocket of good

1278
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 3: sex and vibing with each other, yeah, that's a good

1279
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 3: time to bring it up. Just do it right now. Yeah,

1280
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: so you know, sooner rather than later. Also, good for

1281
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 3: you for sitting and spending on a dick on your fifties, bitch,

1282
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 3: I know that's right.

1283
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: Would you say that if it was a fifty year

1284
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: old man with a thirty five year old.

1285
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 5: Woman, Oh, would you say that?

1286
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: But it's different because she could still have kids, she's

1287
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 3: still viable by society. So I think they're in it

1288
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 3: for different reasons, and he would probably think of different things.

1289
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 3: But he's got all the options bird InHand for.

1290
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 2: That, dude.

1291
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm hm true. Yeah.

1292
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: So we ask all our guests and this has been

1293
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 3: like a wildly wonderful and awkward episode.

1294
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: That's us.

1295
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 3: We asked all our guests, what's the most important adulting

1296
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 3: thing you want to do for yourself this year that

1297
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 3: you haven't had time to do? And it could be

1298
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 3: big or small, it doesn't matter.

1299
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: Can I take a guess at what it is?

1300
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 5: No?

1301
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 4: Whoa, Oh my god, it's eating at the number one

1302
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 4: restaurant on Mars.

1303
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow.

1304
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 2: And then he like laughs at it.

1305
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, what an asshole. I was going to say, start

1306
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: a family, But thank you Jordan for fucking shitting on

1307
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: me before. You're the only guest I've ever done that too.

1308
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: Uh why?

1309
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 4: Because I love you? When I trust you, I want

1310
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 4: to know the answer to the question. I just I

1311
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 4: just like busting your beans because I'm good to see

1312
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 4: you and I love.

1313
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 2: You busting your beans.

1314
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: Busting my beans. Okay, I feel like I need to.

1315
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 5: Probably get a cleaning lady on a schedule rather than

1316
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 5: just letting my place get really dirty and then calling

1317
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 5: the cleaning lady.

1318
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1319
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 3: Every Tuesday at eleven am so you have time to

1320
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 3: wake up and do your thing, and then you have

1321
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 3: the full weekend and the full week Get a Tuesday.

1322
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday is the day. I'm so glad you brought

1323
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: this up.

1324
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 5: Not me, because I let my place go to shit

1325
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 5: and then when I text her she gets you could

1326
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 5: sense the fear of like what am I coming into?

1327
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: So that's definitely one.

1328
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 5: Also getting regular car washers, I guess cleanliness.

1329
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ritual schedules, organization like that is something that

1330
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 3: needs to happen, especially in your forties, because it's one

1331
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: less thing to worry about, you know what I mean.

1332
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god, my Carney's gas again. Yeah,

1333
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 3: it always has gas. I need to Yeah, you always

1334
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 3: need toilet paper. Yeah, And to put that shit on

1335
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 3: the schedule. Yes, just is like it just freezes up

1336
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 3: your time to do something else.

1337
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 5: Yes, like like taking the inventory of my wine cellar.

1338
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: Dan Kate a d We love you so much and hope.

1339
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: To see you, Sue, I love you, see you. Thanks guys, bike.

1340
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 4: Man oh Man alive. Yeah, I can't even I can't

1341
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 4: even stand up. I'm gonna sit back down. It's always

1342
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 4: just a whirlwin with him.

1343
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: It really is.

1344
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: It's a typhoon.

1345
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 2: Yes, but I love that.

1346
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 3: And can I say I did not expect to go

1347
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 3: into this episode saying what are my toxic traits to

1348
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 3: do very.

1349
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: Old, near and dear friends? But I did. I did,

1350
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: and that was like, Yeah.

1351
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 4: I think that's okay, And I think that friends should

1352
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 4: normalize those kind of conversations because you can withstand it.

1353
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,479
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, I mean I am guilty of.

1354
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 4: What you guys said. Oh my god, I can't stop

1355
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 4: doing what I'm doing. I'm gonna work on it. I'm

1356
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 4: gonna work on it. I'm aware, you know, what do

1357
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 4: you mean? I'm a work on myself. I'm constantly working

1358
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 4: on myself. I also try to give myself credit. But

1359
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 4: Dan brings out He's like this little brother who brings

1360
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 4: out this side of me where I just turn into,

1361
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 4: I know, a nasty, little little elf bitch.

1362
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 3: That is that is true love in a way that

1363
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 3: one can only hope serves you. Because I am the

1364
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 3: only child, as I constantly bring up, and going back

1365
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 3: to Holland with my husband has always been interesting because

1366
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 3: everyone sort of like slips right back into their roles.

1367
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 3: And so when you've been friends with people for so

1368
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: long like that you're like, oh okay, this is like yeah,

1369
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 3: I mean I get it.

1370
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: Always regress, always regress, ready, ready, Yeah, And I'll fight

1371
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: him again. I'll fight him again.

1372
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 4: We tussled in a pile of garbage, and I'll never

1373
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 4: forget it.

1374
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 2: I do love we don't know. I really love our community.

1375
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 3: I love working with people I've known for a long

1376
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 3: time and know are funny and decent coworkers and also

1377
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 3: have a decent moral compass.

1378
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1379
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 3: And I only say he has a decent moral compass

1380
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 3: because we never actually got to the pedicure story.

1381
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, who knows. Who knows?

1382
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 4: Maybe like dropping in the chat if you know what

1383
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 4: happened in the pedicure story, if you were like his esthetician,

1384
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 4: like let us know.

1385
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: We don't know, We have no idea.

1386
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 3: Also, I would love to know other people's stories that

1387
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 3: listen to the podcast of that friend they've had for

1388
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 3: twenty years that turns them into like the little brother

1389
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 3: nobody wanted, or like the older brother that always knows better,

1390
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 3: or you know what I mean, just that friend that

1391
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 3: likes you can't believe they still do it to you.

1392
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 2: But it's fun. It's wild. It's weird.

1393
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely, the ones that just like activate that part of

1394
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 4: your brain, Yes, and your personality. Yes, Dana, dude will

1395
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 4: always do that to me. My wife is like you

1396
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,959
Speaker 4: and Dan, oh my god, And I'm like I don't care,

1397
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 4: like yeah, that's just how I am around him, you know. Yeah.

1398
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 3: It's sort of like if you ever watch any sitcom

1399
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 3: with a married couple and then there's like the neighbor

1400
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 3: friend guy that's like single that comes over, it's like.

1401
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 2: Loosew wash TV.

1402
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 3: Well, honey, you promise to take the kids pull he's

1403
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 3: over it. Like that turns into like much that's very fun.

1404
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 4: Yes, yo, what you got there? Look at that Oh

1405
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 4: my gosh, Survival of the Thickest. Yes, the show that

1406
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 4: you wrote that you can talk about even though you

1407
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 4: say you can't.

1408
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: What in the schwag bag is going on?

1409
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 4: Now? I love that little umbrella and I love your show.

1410
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 2: I love my show toit.

1411
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 1: Look at all this okay, little pillow, little throw pillow?

1412
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: What else You've got in.

1413
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 2: There so much? I don't know where to put it.

1414
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 1: Put it into this show. Put it into this show. Listen.

1415
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 4: That's it for all of us. I gotta go pick

1416
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 4: up my kids. I love you, Michelle, you.

1417
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 3: The best bet too.

1418
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: Bye.

1419
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go think of your toxic trait and let

1420
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 3: you know Bye bye.

1421
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh I'm just kidding. This has been an exactly right production.

1422
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Howley.

1423
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: Art Associate producer is Christina Chamberlain.

1424
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 3: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

1425
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

1426
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 3: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

1427
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don will.

1428
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 3: Our live show producer is Marian Ways.

1429
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

1430
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 2: Photography by Heis Vandermost.

1431
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 4: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstar and Daniel Kramer.

1432
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

1433
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 4: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

1434
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 5: Mmm