1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nikki, Yeah here I am. Hey guys, 2 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Monday. We got 3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 1: a full week of shows for you, live from to Loom, Mexico. 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: That's right, I'm into Loom. Some of you know that. 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: Some of you maybe didn't know that, but it's true. 6 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: I'm here on a girl's trip before I kick off 7 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: my tour this Friday in San Antonio. I think tickets 8 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: are still available. Um, Nikki Glazer dot com slash tour 9 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: I decided to have. And it's not really to kick 10 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: off the tour like yesterday, We're doing a toast to 11 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: like we're all here because Noah is here. She's one 12 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: of the six seven girls that are here, including myself. Um, 13 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: each friend is uh, just from a different walk of 14 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: my life and they all are going to be bus 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: frinds after this and hopefully, um, you know, we'll be 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: doing this forever. But Noah is here, so glad. This 17 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: is the first girl's trip you've been able to make 18 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,839 Speaker 1: it on that. I've been doing these for a while. Um, 19 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: and it's this one is different than all the others. 20 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: Will get into that in a second. But last night 21 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: we were toasting like the first dinner we got here yesterday, 22 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: we all flew in. Shout out to my assistant gen 23 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: for nailing uh the arrangements to get us here, because 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: I'm not good with all logistics. There was, you know, 25 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: a guy that came to our flights were all arranged 26 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: so that we arrived in different groups and then we 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: drove and like everything was just really well taken care of. 28 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: And I'm so grateful for the people in my life 29 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 1: that treat my life like their own and like make 30 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: me feel very safe and um secure. Noah being one 31 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: of them, Um who talked me off the ledge yesterday 32 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: when I was at I was a ledge head yesterday. 33 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: Uh you. I was at the airport and I realized 34 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: that I forgot pieces of equipment that I ended up 35 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: not forgetting one of them, but I did. I didn't 36 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: do a good job of bringing equipment. I just grabbed 37 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: a bunch of chords in the morning. I didn't pack 38 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: until the morning. I was just running around. There was 39 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: no fault. I tried to blame it on like, but 40 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: I was hanging out too late with someone who wanted 41 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: to hang out with me. It's like, no, that's you. 42 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: Wouldn't have packed even if you didn't stay up until 43 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: midnight or whatever it was or three in the morning. Eventually, 44 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: um so uh yeah, it all went the way it's 45 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: supposed to. And there have been a few hiccups, but 46 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: I did the thing where you swallow water and put 47 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 1: your head between your legs, and the hiccups are gone 48 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: or they're slowly going away. Um. Because my friends are 49 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: so positive and sweet and they're making me feel really 50 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: good and and just great about things that I'm trying. 51 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,079 Speaker 1: I'm just in a negative headspace in a place where 52 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: literally to loom is a special spiritual place that's supposed 53 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: to be. It's like all my friends have done research 54 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: on this place. I literally didn't do any research. Let 55 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: me start there. I did not. I've heard of Tolum 56 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: for years. Wait, we were do I want to finish 57 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: the toast thing? They were doing a toast and they 58 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: were like, toasted Nikki's tour carlysle You know classically, my 59 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 1: friend Carla forced or is so enthusiastic about things that 60 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: I'm kind of jaded about. It's not that I'm not 61 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: excited for tour. It's just a lot of work and 62 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: I don't like celebrating things until the work is over, 63 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: even though it's gonna be fun, like kicking off, like 64 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: it's gonna be happy and exciting. But um, I was like, no, 65 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: let's not celebrate that. We ended up toasting something really 66 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 1: like dumb. That was a picture that Kirsten took. We 67 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: ended I go, let's toast that. It was a picture. 68 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: Kirsten my best friend since fourth grade, one of the 69 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: originators of She is a trainer at her gym, and 70 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: she recently did portraits you know where they put the 71 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: trainer's picture on the wall at the gym, And um, 72 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: she's a traine. If you're from Kansas City. She works 73 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: at Oh god, what's it called. She's gonna kill me 74 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: for not knowing the name. It doesn't matter. It's like 75 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: the nicest gym in Kansas City. She's one of the 76 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: best trainers in the world, probably Pilates extraordinaire. And she 77 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: she's reading an autobiography of a biography of the guy 78 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: who created Pilates right now, Like she read that in 79 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: bed last night. We're sharing a room. Uh, it's insane 80 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: that she's interested in that, but um uh so we 81 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: we cheers to her because she showed us the picture 82 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: and she like nailed this picture. You know, she's not 83 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: like a model or like an entertainment, but she just 84 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: looked so good. We were like, that's something to cheers 85 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: and I felt better about that. That's what this trip 86 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: has been, is like just talking about real big, like 87 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 1: heavy things that seem like have all the importance of 88 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 1: the world, like this tourum but to go on and 89 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: then shifting and being like, actually, sometimes it's the small 90 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: details that are hilarious and more we're celebrating, and um, 91 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: it's just been. It's been a lesson for me and 92 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: it continues to be and we will get into that later. Um. Yeah, 93 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: but yesterday I freaked out because I had forgotten equipment 94 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: and just hastily grabbed it. And I'm sure listener that 95 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: you relate to this in some way of you know, 96 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: first you make you Let's say you get to the 97 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: soccer partice you were supposed to bring orange slices or whatever, 98 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: and you had them cut and you totally forgot them. 99 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: They were on the counter, and now you're telling yourself, 100 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot. If I wouldn't I was watching 101 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: the view too long or like whatever. It was that 102 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: I took a too long of a shower and then 103 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: I curled my hair. I didn't need to do it 104 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: and said so because I had to curl my hair. 105 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: Now I forgot the orange lices. You didn't mean to 106 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: forget the orange licees. You didn't want to. You didn't 107 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: like sign a contract being like, yes, I can't wait 108 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: to forget orange licees. You just did let it go, Nikki. Yes, 109 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: Noah did send you a list of equipment because she asked, you, 110 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 1: do you want to list? And I said, I actually 111 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: said no, and I go, actually give me one, or 112 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: like I said no, but like no, it's not your fault. 113 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: I said no list. I was like, I got it. 114 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: And then I think you were like, I go, should 115 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: I bring anyway? It doesn't know We talked about it, 116 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: but I only referenced what. I gave it a thumbs 117 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: up when I saw it, but I didn't read it 118 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: when you sent it. It It was days before and then 119 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: when I went back when I was packing in the 120 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: morning hastily, I had to go to Walgreen's right before 121 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: to get my a D D med prescription. Turns out 122 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,360 Speaker 1: you can, because I was like, how well if they 123 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: run out in Mexico, which they were supposed to had 124 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: four left they brought out here. Oh no, what would 125 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: I do? Oh, I don't know. Go to the local 126 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: pharmacy that's within two minutes of walking and buy as 127 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: much of it as I want over the counter. It's 128 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: insane that you can buy my A D D meds 129 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: that literally every time I buy them or get them 130 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: in the States, I have to get a new prescription, 131 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: call my doctor, have an appointment. For a while, I 132 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: had to drive to my doctor's office, pick up a 133 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: paper prescription, bring it to Walgreens. They treated me like 134 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: I was a you know, an a meth head or 135 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 1: something suspicious, Like you just feel bad. There's all this 136 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: stigma around it here. It is literally like buying SERTs. 137 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 1: Yesterday we were trying to buy water and that it 138 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: was at this pharmacy and I go, oh my god, 139 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 1: there's my meds that I like freak out every month 140 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: because they're so hard to get. I feel like I 141 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,840 Speaker 1: don't have to scam someone to get them, even though 142 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: they're prescribed to me by a doctor who has assured 143 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: me you didn't trick me into giving these two. I'm 144 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: not someone who can be bought or tricked. You really 145 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 1: need them. He works with me on that all the time, 146 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: the shame of these things. He's like, you need them. Um, 147 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: I work on that so much. And then I get 148 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: here and the water took so long. It was taking 149 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: we trying to buy like twenty like water, like just 150 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 1: the same water, like ring up it once and then 151 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: times it by whatever and then let's run the card. 152 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 1: It was taking forever, and I go, it's so ironic 153 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: that water is harder to buy than a d D 154 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: Meds Mexico water is like they were like, can we 155 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: see I D we needed a prescription for it, but um, 156 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,679 Speaker 1: that was wild to me. And I took a picture 157 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: of alright video yesterday. I think you could probably still 158 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: see it on my story of the signs that were 159 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,239 Speaker 1: in this pharmacia that were like, do you have pain, 160 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: try our pain killers? Do you want to lose weight? 161 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: Diet pills can help you? Drink celsius um. Now it 162 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: didn't say that, but the signs here are just like 163 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: from a dystopian world of like it's almost like an 164 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 1: idiocracy of like pain pills can fix your pain. It's 165 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: easy and fun and it shows people like on a beach, frolicking, 166 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: and it's like that is what that was. Like the 167 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: what led to the opioid empidemic in the States is 168 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: marketing like that. But even the marketing that they did 169 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: in the States back in the day when it was 170 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: more brazen, was not that they were just putting there, 171 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: you know, they were just pharmaceutical reps were just going 172 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: around saying that giving pens to doctors and being like, 173 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,119 Speaker 1: we'll give you more pens if you and more money 174 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 1: if you spread this. But even they weren't going like 175 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: I guess they were saying, like, you could be pain 176 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: free with our pain meds. It's just so weird to 177 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: see pain meds being like advertised like they're not the 178 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: and I know they help a lot of people when 179 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: they're used responsibly. I don't want to take away from that, 180 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: but over the counter they should not be and pot 181 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: is illegal here. And oh yes, steroids, do you want muscles? 182 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: It literally goes, do you want to have more muscles? 183 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: Try our steroids? Like there's signs like that. It's it 184 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: looks like you're on a set of something that like 185 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: someone made these signs. I would get the art department 186 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 1: go these signs are a little bit on the nose 187 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: and can you just make them a little bit more vague? 188 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: They're hilarious, so good to look at my story for that. 189 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,960 Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys have seen it. People have been 190 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: to Mexico. I just have never really seen something like that. 191 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: Um no, what you did. You were just so nice 192 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: to me. Um, you always are. I don't think you've 193 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: ever once made me feel bad about anything or try 194 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: to make me feel bad. People don't make you feel anyway. 195 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: Um why when I wear a team, I know, but 196 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: it's easy for it's easy for people when they work 197 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: together to disappoint each other. And when you get disappointed 198 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: to have an honest reaction to that of like, oh, 199 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: Nikki forgot, like this is gonna be a mess for me, 200 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 1: and just to even for yourself go okay, well, um, 201 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: I wish you would have done that, like to be annoyed, 202 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,559 Speaker 1: like there's no You're always just like it's gonna work out, 203 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: it's gonna be fine, there's always gonna be a way. 204 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 1: And it was like so nice and like just what 205 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: I needed. And then became a very uh poignant like that. 206 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: Starting my trip at Lambert Airport in St. Louis, texting 207 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,679 Speaker 1: you as I was meeting up with Kirsten. Kirstin flew 208 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: from Kansas City St. Louis, and then we flew flew 209 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: from St. Louis to Cancoon, and I was meeting up 210 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 1: with her at the airport, like old school nine eleven 211 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: days of like meeting someone at a gate. But it's 212 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: only because she was only already in the system and 213 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: she was holding a place for me at Starbucks because 214 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,559 Speaker 1: I was going through t say and I was like, 215 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: get in line, and I'm walking up and I'm texting 216 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: you about it and going like I forgot the XLR, 217 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 1: and Kristen's like nicky and like onces to hug and 218 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm so sorry. I'm like going through right. 219 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: I like pushed her away because I was so like 220 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: in the moment, the guy in line behind her, he goes, 221 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: this girl has been saving your spot in line and 222 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: letting people go ahead and like waiting, and I like 223 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 1: couldn't even hugg her, be nice. And then we get 224 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: up to order and she doesn't even want anything. So 225 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,839 Speaker 1: everyone in lines so pissed at me because this girl 226 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: has just been not even It was like so embarrassing. Anyway, 227 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: I was so distracted. I was in such a bad mindset. 228 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 1: And then um, and then we got here at it 229 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,960 Speaker 1: got a little worse, uh, which I'll talk about later. 230 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: But um, listen, have you guys been to Saloom before? 231 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 1: Has anyone been to Saloom out there listening? Do you 232 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: guys know about it? Because I had always heard of 233 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: Taloom as like this place that I think the last 234 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:58,559 Speaker 1: time I talked about to Loom with someone was uh, 235 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: they were like, it's a magical ace um really like 236 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,840 Speaker 1: earthy and like you go there to do like mushroom 237 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,599 Speaker 1: Like it's just like it's almost like I thought it 238 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,479 Speaker 1: was gonna be like Burning Man, but like like Coachella, 239 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,840 Speaker 1: Like everyone pretends like it's about like the earth and music, 240 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 1: but it's really about being seen and being hot and 241 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: like partying and like, so I was a little annoyed 242 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,440 Speaker 1: at the idea that there was going to be I 243 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:25,400 Speaker 1: think the maid is here. Oh oh, Selena High, we're 244 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: talking about you. Yeah, we're doing the podcast still too. 245 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: Thank you? She said, good job. She's so cute. Um. 246 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 1: That's one of the girls that were with you can 247 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: see on my story. She's a model and beautiful and 248 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,200 Speaker 1: lovely and truly one of the only people who's as 249 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 1: hot as they are on the inside and outside, and 250 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 1: it's infuriating. But also she's she's off the market, so 251 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: she's not a competition anymore. So thank god I can 252 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:53,959 Speaker 1: relax around her. Um she uh. So I was new 253 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: to Loom as this place that was like young people loved, 254 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 1: so I assumed it was going to be Um. I 255 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 1: also heard that this town has been like the ruined. 256 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: The land is like falling off, Like to Loom is 257 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,560 Speaker 1: not gonna exist much longer because it's been so over 258 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: commercialized that like all the hordes of TikTokers are coming 259 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: here and ruining the plumbing, ruining like the infrastructure because 260 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: there's too much tourism, and that to Loom is like 261 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,960 Speaker 1: going to not be able to be like inhabitable for 262 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: or like hospitable to hordes of people for a while. 263 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, let's get in before it 264 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: goes into the sea. And um, I also met a woman. 265 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 1: How I ended up here was I met a woman 266 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: through my friend Gleb, my ex dance partner on Dancing 267 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:43,200 Speaker 1: with the Stars, who was like talking about how she 268 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,719 Speaker 1: helps out influencers get deals. And she was like, oh, 269 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,560 Speaker 1: and I go, I never get a deal and she 270 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: was like, I could probably get you one, and I 271 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 1: was like all right, And so she worked out a 272 00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: deal with this place called The Nest and to loom, 273 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 1: you can look it up. It is. Um. I didn't 274 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: because I just assumed it was dope as fuck and 275 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,079 Speaker 1: it is for a different type of person. I just 276 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,679 Speaker 1: want to say that, like, I am growing to love 277 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: this place when I changed my mindset because I was 278 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 1: thinking it was going to be like a resort with 279 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:19,319 Speaker 1: like a pool and uh electricity and no, it has electricity, 280 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,520 Speaker 1: Like I just thought there would be amenities and like 281 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:25,439 Speaker 1: really like posh like luxury because of how much it is. 282 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: And I'm not getting it for free, but I'm getting 283 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: a chunk of it for free um and exchange for 284 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: posting it on my Instagram. And I want to just 285 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,960 Speaker 1: say that this place is ideal for a certain type 286 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 1: of person, and it's going to be ideal for me 287 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: when I let all of my expectations go. And that's 288 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,560 Speaker 1: the important lesson of this week is that certainly don't 289 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: have expectations when you haven't researched something. When I literally 290 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: did not google this place or anything about it, and 291 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: then get here and go, oh, it's a little more 292 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 1: rustic than I thought. It's a lot more rustic. And 293 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: it was a letdown initially because I was expected something else. 294 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,760 Speaker 1: But now then changing that mindset and being like, oh, 295 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 1: this now, which can be like a trip where we 296 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: actually do get away from our phones and away from technology. 297 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: There's no TV to watch f Boy Island on because 298 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: I have a screener, Like, we're gonna gather around my 299 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 1: laptop and hopefully get a WiFi single signal. Now today 300 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna do meditation, We're gonna do some journaling. We're 301 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 1: gonna like, uh play uh lights of feather stiff as 302 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: a board because we're bored enough to play light as 303 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 1: a feathertiff as a board. Like I've been really um yesterday. 304 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: It was in a sour mood, and then all of 305 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 1: my friends are like, no, this place is amazing. Here's why, 306 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 1: and they let me see it and it truly is 307 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 1: like a special spiritual place. And I'm I bet by 308 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,000 Speaker 1: Thursday I'm going to be like crying because I'm leaving 309 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: here because it is a test of me getting away 310 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: from technology. And my creature comforts and my oatmeal that 311 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: I brought. Literally, you guys, I brought like forty packets 312 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,040 Speaker 1: of oatmeal just in case I didn't like the food here, 313 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: and my protein powder like it it cost me money 314 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 1: to bring this stuff, because no, it didn't, it almost did. 315 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: Both My bags were fifty pounds, Like I just got 316 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 1: under it, and I go, oh sweet, I can buy 317 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 1: some stuff because I'll by the end of the trip, 318 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: I'll be I've eaten the oatmeal. And but they don't 319 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: have a microwave. They don't, so I'm for me, that's 320 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: a gift to surrender as someone with an eating disorder 321 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: that likes to be regimented about what they eat, and 322 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: like know when I'm getting the food, I have to 323 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: like let go and just trust that the food they 324 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 1: provide is delicious. And it was. I had avocado toast 325 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: for breakfast, which is the first time I've had something 326 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: other than oatmeal and ap proachein power for breakfast in 327 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 1: over a year. And I know that's crazy, but I 328 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,040 Speaker 1: didn't eat breakfast for a year. So the fact that 329 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: I'm having anything for breakfast as a miracle, let alone, 330 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: departing from my tried and true oatmeal with approaching powder, 331 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: which is still delicious, and I will go back to it. 332 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 1: But listen, that's a gift. That is a gift to me. 333 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 1: Is that, and this whole thing is a gift. I'm 334 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:46,080 Speaker 1: not acting like this is like it just I had expectations. 335 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 1: I was disappointed, which is constantly my life is just 336 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 1: expecting things fantasizing. I get the thing and it's not 337 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: what it lived up to, and then I'm mad at it, 338 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: when really, if I had none, I would be so happy. 339 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: And all of my friends walk into this with no 340 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: expectations and they're all happy. Noah, I thought, I like 341 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: the way you're thinking. Yes, I think you're you're definitely 342 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: like on track to letting go of uh negative energy. Yes, 343 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 1: this place is really negative place, and it sucks when 344 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 1: you're the only And it's funny too because I keep 345 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: just roasting this place in a way because I am 346 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: someone who doesn't like camping, doesn't like outdoors. I love 347 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: being when I'm paying a lot for something, which even 348 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: though they're giving me a deal, this place is not 349 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: cheap and um, and it's not because I'm like I'm 350 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: paying a lot. I want like I understand. I just 351 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 1: the amount of money I spent. I just thought assumed 352 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: it was going to be a certain way, because why 353 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: would anyone pay that much to have a kind of 354 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: camping experience that's luxury camping. Glamping people do do that, right, 355 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 1: And it's okay to be upset because you're not in 356 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 1: the setting that you originally wanted to be. Yes, I 357 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: wanted it to be what it was when I went 358 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: to cop with all the girls. I wanted it to 359 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,679 Speaker 1: be the same I and it's not. And everything in 360 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: me wanted to go, like, well, I'm gonna leave, and 361 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,600 Speaker 1: I wanted to be this and I'm looking at places 362 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,920 Speaker 1: to go and I'm one my mid did bit and 363 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 1: instead of just going, how can I actually? You know, 364 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 1: like my parents trip that they got sent back from 365 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 1: Germany too, and they never even went to Greece. I 366 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: told them, like, something good will come of this, and 367 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:28,639 Speaker 1: so something awesome already has come from this, but something 368 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: really good is on the way because I didn't freak 369 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: out and make everyone leave and go somewhere else because 370 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: I wanted to be able to watch TV. Like that's ridiculous. 371 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: I don't even like TV. It's just like what you know, 372 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: you just get in your head that you deserve something, 373 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 1: So let's talk to Andrew about it. I know Andrew 374 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400 Speaker 1: would love this place. I am so lucky to have 375 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,320 Speaker 1: such positive people in my life, especially when I'm the 376 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:56,399 Speaker 1: one that like just always is telling you to be 377 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: positive about things. Negative things happen even if you're like 378 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: you know, I've even said, like, if Marian would have 379 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 1: died a couple of weeks ago, I was able to 380 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,880 Speaker 1: see the good in that and address that like something 381 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: good will happen of it. If I'm able to do 382 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,840 Speaker 1: that with a dead dog that I love so much, 383 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 1: how can I not find the beauty of a luxurious, 384 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:22,119 Speaker 1: like rustic, enchanted like place that people do pay so 385 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 1: much money to stay and have an experience here. And 386 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,880 Speaker 1: I'm being a little bit about it is just not 387 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,920 Speaker 1: it's it's okay, Nikki, but it's you can do this, 388 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: and you can actually it's it's not that hard to 389 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 1: take something that people would love to do just because 390 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,159 Speaker 1: it's not your cup of tea. Maybe you can make 391 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,880 Speaker 1: it your cup of tea, or maybe you learn that 392 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: this isn't for you and you learn because I I 393 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 1: just get really frustrated when I go, who who does 394 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: like this? Like who would want who? Who would want 395 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,440 Speaker 1: to spend the same amount of money for a place 396 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 1: where you have a pool and a cabana boy and 397 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 1: like thousands and thousands of square feet to have in 398 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: the middle of the jungle with um, I mean like 399 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 1: it is, like you know, I just but it's because 400 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,639 Speaker 1: I'm not everyone and they're all different types of people. 401 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,360 Speaker 1: And like we learned in the first episode of ted 402 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: Lasso second season, um, people are all types of people. 403 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 1: I think that was the quote. I don't even really 404 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: know what it meant. It actually wasn't one that resonated 405 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: with me deeply, but I think it might someday. Let's 406 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:31,200 Speaker 1: get Andrew in here. Can you hear me from to Loom? Hey, Andrew, 407 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:38,879 Speaker 1: alah loom. Um, I just got done talking about it. 408 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 1: Different than I expected, but I am embracing it. Um No, 409 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 1: you know me, like I have expectations for things and 410 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 1: when they deviate from my expectations, which I shouldn't have 411 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 1: expectations because I literally didn't google to Loom or anything 412 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,400 Speaker 1: about this place. I let my assistant blindly book at all, 413 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 1: and I came into it. It wasn't what I expected, 414 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: and it was jarring, and I was very like like 415 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,479 Speaker 1: really a pill for a good amount of time and 416 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,159 Speaker 1: then now and finally embracing it and being like, Okay, 417 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,480 Speaker 1: this is different. It's just the word rustic is comes 418 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,920 Speaker 1: to mind, luxury rustic. Okay, what does that mean? Though, 419 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 1: like like like you have no toilet paper about it. 420 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: Asked me about certain different different things about this place, 421 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 1: like what the hotel? Yes, okay, how to food? Any options? 422 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,160 Speaker 1: Actually delicious? Is it too? I just had avocado toast. 423 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 1: It was amazing. It's not too clubby though, like I 424 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,879 Speaker 1: feel like to Loom is like the new like Cancun. No, 425 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,479 Speaker 1: it's not right. There are clubs here. We passed them 426 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 1: on the way, but we're a little bit more off 427 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: the beaten path. Next. Yeah, the mors As where we 428 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:56,120 Speaker 1: stayed in uh no, um the more it's uh was 429 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,479 Speaker 1: had a TV and like there's no TV in the room. No, no, no, 430 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,680 Speaker 1: there's no TV. No. It's like this is a place 431 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,719 Speaker 1: you go. We realized on a honeymoon that's why they 432 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 1: didn't have any Like I wanted to rent a whole 433 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,399 Speaker 1: like villa that had like multiple rooms and like a 434 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 1: place with a common space and like kitchen and they 435 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: were like, no, we don't have those. You can rent 436 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 1: six different rooms and I was like, okay, that's fine. 437 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,840 Speaker 1: And I figured like one of them would have a 438 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: living room because it would just be like but this 439 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 1: is the place that couples go to be like on 440 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 1: honeymoons and like get away from technology, get away from everything, 441 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,399 Speaker 1: connect with earth, be one with nature. It's like in 442 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 1: the it's in the woods. You have to like walk 443 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 1: through trails that have like branches through, you know, it's 444 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: like you have to hike a little bit to get 445 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,639 Speaker 1: everything's like sandy paths. It's really like beautiful. And I 446 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 1: was just going from room to room and I was like, oh, 447 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 1: this place is actually like gorgeous and tropical and beautiful. 448 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 1: But um yeah no TV um no plug next to 449 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,359 Speaker 1: your bed for your phone, like it's like one plug 450 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:58,879 Speaker 1: in the room or vibrator. Um. I uh. Last night, 451 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,879 Speaker 1: Krisen and I for entertainment purposes when we were going 452 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 1: to bed, we turned on her phone flashlight and projected 453 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,879 Speaker 1: light on the wall and then we were doing hand 454 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 1: puppets like cave people like like you know, like we're 455 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 1: entertaining ourselves with like yes, and we were doing like 456 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: she was making me laugh so hard. I was so 457 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,919 Speaker 1: tired last night we went to bed and I she 458 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,679 Speaker 1: was making me laugh so hard with some of the 459 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 1: things shape she was making and the sound effects. And 460 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to share them on our story because I 461 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,600 Speaker 1: don't even know that they'll translate enough to like actually 462 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,879 Speaker 1: be funny. But I literally haven't laughed no offense to 463 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 1: anyone in the room, Noah or Andrew. I have never 464 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,639 Speaker 1: laughed this hard in years that I was crying because 465 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,879 Speaker 1: she was making because at first she was like doing 466 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,240 Speaker 1: dogs and stuff, and she'd be like, I'm a dog, 467 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: but the dog would look kind of fucked up because 468 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,399 Speaker 1: it's her hand and she's not good at it. So 469 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: she'd be like, this is a dog with a like 470 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: hematoma or whatever, like just and then at one point 471 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,159 Speaker 1: she would made this shape that was like, this is 472 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,119 Speaker 1: just like a like a like to me, but she 473 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,399 Speaker 1: was just like she was making it like fart and 474 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,080 Speaker 1: make weird noises. She was like, it's just a blob, 475 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 1: that's like And it was so funny the sound she 476 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: was making um, and I was crying, laughing to the 477 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: point where I got mad at her because I was 478 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,520 Speaker 1: so calm, and when you laugh so hard, your heart 479 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 1: rate goes up, and like I was, it was like 480 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 1: I just did speed and I was like, I can't 481 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 1: go to sleep now because I just laughed so hard. 482 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 1: I feel sick and my stomach was hurting. It was 483 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: really wonderful. We've been laughing a lot. But um, yeah, 484 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,960 Speaker 1: it's just this is a place you go. And also 485 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: Kursten was like, I feel like this is a place 486 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 1: you go to like alone to like write a book. 487 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 1: And I'm treating as like girls weekend. We're hanging out 488 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: and playing games and like making up dances. There's no 489 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 1: room just to make a dance. There's no like, that's 490 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: not what this place is. And so now today we're 491 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,400 Speaker 1: just gonna shift and do like, um, you know, we're 492 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:56,400 Speaker 1: gonna whittle branches later and make um a fire with 493 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: a piece of glass. Like it's just like it's camping. No, 494 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: it's not. Someone's going to have the con some one 495 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: of you. One of you are going to die. You're 496 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,919 Speaker 1: gonna I think it's like by day four you might 497 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 1: have an ego death. I think we might do mushrooms. 498 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 1: Hell one day, I'm trying to find mushrooms because I go, 499 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,640 Speaker 1: let's lean in all the way to the spiritual spirituality 500 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:21,480 Speaker 1: of the place and just let's go in the woods 501 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 1: and start checking out some different berries, you know, figure 502 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,600 Speaker 1: it out. Um, what about you. You're in Chicago, Oh man, Yeah, 503 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,879 Speaker 1: in Chicago. I moved Brenna here. We drove from St. Louis. Uh, 504 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: it's it's you know, it's hectic a move. Um, you know, 505 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,680 Speaker 1: just you know, she's moving for her life. She didn't 506 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,199 Speaker 1: have that much stuff. She lived a little bit like 507 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 1: a gypsy. She got rid of a lot of her stuff. Uh. 508 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,479 Speaker 1: It's like a sad thing to be, you know, moving 509 00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Also, Um, you know she is, uh whatever, 510 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,919 Speaker 1: on her period and I think it might add to 511 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 1: the sadness and um, but we were just talking about this. 512 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,399 Speaker 1: That is so weird. It's great that Brenna finally got 513 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 1: her period. But um, we're just talking about how young 514 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: she looks. No offense, Brenna, but um, it's really exciting 515 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,640 Speaker 1: that she got it. No. Uh, we were just talking 516 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,159 Speaker 1: about this, how when you're on your period, you're and 517 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 1: I've said this before my old abusive therapist used to 518 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,919 Speaker 1: tell me because I go, like, but I'm on my 519 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: period right now, So she goes, No, your feelings are real. 520 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 1: Just when you're not on your period, you're you have 521 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: more walls up, and so when your period happens, your 522 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,800 Speaker 1: body is like fighting cramps and all these things, and 523 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,000 Speaker 1: you're just it's not that you're more emotional, the emotional. 524 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: You're as emotional as you would be, but you don't 525 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 1: have any defense for it. Your weekend, yeah, she's like, 526 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: we were in bed and we were she was crying, 527 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,919 Speaker 1: and then I started shedding tears, and I was just 528 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,760 Speaker 1: it was just like it was intense. Oh, someone cried 529 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 1: and their girlfriend were holding each other. And I was like, 530 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 1: she's like, you're just laughing. I was like, these are 531 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 1: real tears. Like I had to prove her that they 532 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,000 Speaker 1: were tears. You know, did you do the thing where 533 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: you wiped the tears on her face like you did 534 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: in college with your ex girlfriend to show how much 535 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,399 Speaker 1: you cared. I would say, yes, you're a little bit 536 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,399 Speaker 1: proud of your tears though, Oh for sure. I was 537 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,200 Speaker 1: definitely they're coming out of both eyes for sure. Did 538 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 1: you watch ted lasts? So is that why this happened? Now? 539 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet. Okay, but I actually think 540 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 1: that's in the second episode. Never mind, it was interesting 541 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 1: then we uh you know, period sex. I know how 542 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 1: you feel about it. I honestly like, if I was 543 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,080 Speaker 1: going to be completely honest, I'm I was a little 544 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: disgusted by period sex. I don't know why it scares me. 545 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 1: Maybe the blood maybe give us sear of aids. And 546 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,440 Speaker 1: it's not that you think anyone that has blood coming 547 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 1: out of Vagina's aids. But it's just like when I 548 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 1: was operating on Brenna's foot and I nicked my finger, 549 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,879 Speaker 1: you like freaked out because there was blood, and like 550 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 1: they also had like was with like, yeah, you're scared 551 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,640 Speaker 1: of blood, dude. So but we're on like day three 552 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 1: or four, we're both on it of day three or 553 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,120 Speaker 1: four the period, and you know, the flow is it's 554 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,679 Speaker 1: on you. It was all over me, but so she's 555 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: on it and it's on you. So it's interesting. We 556 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 1: have white mattress where you can probably see the blood stuf. 557 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: It looks like I killed a ferret um but uh 558 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 1: I she she she was like why a ferret? Why 559 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,639 Speaker 1: are there like like blood, Oh well maybe a mouse 560 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,879 Speaker 1: or like oh mosquito. Alright, So but It was just 561 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,040 Speaker 1: funny because you know, because you know what have and 562 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,200 Speaker 1: I feel for women because like, let's say you want 563 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 1: to go on this vacation to too loom and or 564 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: Tulum or whatever, and your period is during this time, 565 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: during your vacation time, and you want to have sex, 566 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,159 Speaker 1: and now you're stuck in a window of like if 567 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: the guy doesn't want to funk on a period, now 568 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: I have to fucking worry about like sinking up, and 569 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: you're gonna hate the vacation. So I'm leaving in a 570 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,639 Speaker 1: couple of days, so we want to have sex before, 571 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,800 Speaker 1: you know. And so anyways, so we had sex, and uh, 572 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 1: she's like, no, I think I'm good. And then we realized, 573 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 1: you know, having make you feel better. No, I'm fine. 574 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 1: So so what what what I was getting to is 575 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,159 Speaker 1: like we were having it, and then it's funny, she 576 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,119 Speaker 1: realized she wasn't completely dumbleeding, and she went to get 577 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,880 Speaker 1: a towel and I was like, oh, she's cleaning me off, 578 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,400 Speaker 1: and then she just laid it on the bed like 579 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: a like a g and uh, you know, and then 580 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 1: I started getting into it, and I started getting like animalistic, 581 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,439 Speaker 1: like like yeah, I like that it's dirty. I like 582 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: that it's bloody. I like that I started leaning into like, 583 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: I don't know, being a goddamn animal. So it's pretty bad. Yeah, 584 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,159 Speaker 1: actually turned me on a job. I think you make 585 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 1: a good point of like there is when I'm on 586 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,720 Speaker 1: my period. I feel disappointed when I have to tell 587 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: a guy that I know it's never ideal, like if 588 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 1: maybe there are some guys that prefer it, and they're 589 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 1: just like, I'm not not king shaming or like if 590 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 1: you like it, but most of the time it seems 591 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: like an inconvenience, and even if you are okay with it, 592 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: it's just like puts a red damper on the whole thing. 593 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 1: But and then there are these times where it's like, oh, 594 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,280 Speaker 1: we got this hotel, we spend all this money to 595 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: have like the sex, and now you're on your period, 596 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 1: or oh we have to say goodbye and like these 597 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: are the three days we get to be together, and 598 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 1: they're you're the worst of your rag, And it's like 599 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 1: that's why I think, first of all, I guess blow 600 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,120 Speaker 1: jobs blow jobs anal, but then anals a whole. If 601 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: you're not into blood, you probably won't be into what's 602 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 1: up there. And maybe that girl doesn't want that and 603 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: the guy doesn't even want that, so you're if you're 604 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 1: someone who just enjoys vaginal sex and you're a little 605 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 1: schemed out by period blood um, you just have to 606 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,640 Speaker 1: find ways around it, titty fucking um jerking him off. 607 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am so into hand jobs with 608 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,720 Speaker 1: so much lube that you have to put a towel 609 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,240 Speaker 1: down because you're just you guys if you haven't used 610 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: lube to give a hand job before. Girls. I hate 611 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: hand jobs. I used to be so insecure about them 612 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: because I don't know the right guy of them, and 613 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,160 Speaker 1: like a guy doesn't better himself. Uh, you know, at 614 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 1: least when I'm blowing someone, if I feel like I'm 615 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: bad at it, at least like I can't see the 616 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,040 Speaker 1: disappointment in his face because my head is down there. 617 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 1: But a hand job, you can look at the guy 618 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 1: and you can just kind of see his overall vibe 619 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 1: unless you're closing your eyes, which why would you close 620 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: your eyes during hand jup? But when you get it 621 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 1: all like, guys don't ever and you're a dry boy, 622 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,800 Speaker 1: But I swear to god, a really really looped like 623 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: more than you would want because in girls if you're like, oh, 624 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,640 Speaker 1: but my guy uses lube, so that's not going to 625 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,880 Speaker 1: make it different. They don't use a lot of loop. 626 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,640 Speaker 1: And also if you get the flavored lube like Emily 627 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: Um sex with Emily told us about. Yeah, that one's great. 628 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: It's like very irony. It tastes like pennies. Um. It's 629 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:29,600 Speaker 1: the yeah, it's the old old copper uh brand um. 630 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: But because they can't say period wood, but it's like 631 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 1: the kind that's tastes like copper um uh and that 632 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 1: that I just really want to recommend to people. First 633 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,960 Speaker 1: of all, I think you just recommended like try to 634 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 1: get over your fears and maybe find the joy in 635 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: this thing, the rustic sex you're having. You're like finding 636 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,160 Speaker 1: the joy of it of like, oh, it's like animalistic 637 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, I'm in the rainforest, 638 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 1: Like it's animalistic. Like this to Loom is like period 639 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,160 Speaker 1: blood period sex for me, Like it can be like 640 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: I can embrace it and like actually and enjoy it 641 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,200 Speaker 1: as opposed to like putting putting up with it or 642 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 1: and having expectations of what it's going to be. Yeah, yes, 643 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,080 Speaker 1: it's very similar. But I just want to say I 644 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,240 Speaker 1: really want to recommend to anyone who thinks they have 645 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 1: the sex game figured out. You like your sex life, 646 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: adding especially when you don't want to have sex, or 647 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 1: like your sore because you already had too much of it, 648 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 1: he wants to go again, or there's something kind of thing, 649 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: or you're not having vaginal sex and you don't want 650 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: to have any animals sex because you might think things 651 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: are going happening, break out the loop, get yourself some 652 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 1: flavored loop or just lube in general, and give them 653 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:45,160 Speaker 1: a crazy, really wet, put a towel down, uh sloppy 654 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 1: like hand job and they will fucking love it, and 655 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: you will too, because it's fun to play with a 656 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: penis if it's that slippery and like and you don't 657 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,160 Speaker 1: use your saliva, and then if you if it's flavored, 658 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: you can like lick it too. But I really recommend 659 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: hand jobs with lube. Guys are don't even know to 660 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 1: ask for it makes them happy as a guy with 661 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 1: a hand job, or give themself hand jobs. The problem 662 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,600 Speaker 1: is is like we're even if we go lefty with 663 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,040 Speaker 1: a hand job, it's gonna feel foreign to us, and 664 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,880 Speaker 1: you're not We're not going to hit the same nerves 665 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,400 Speaker 1: that we're used to, and you would think it would 666 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,080 Speaker 1: be better because it was different. But we're so efficient 667 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: with our right hand or whatever hand you do jerk 668 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: off that you know exactly where to hit, exactly where 669 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: to feel. So if I was a girl, I would 670 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 1: almost jerk off a guy from his point of view, 671 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: from his face coming down. I'm really sorry to do 672 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,520 Speaker 1: this too. Do you know what I'm about to do 673 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: to you? What? Oh? You said this in a bit, 674 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: This is like my bit. I literally and I'm not 675 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,320 Speaker 1: even joking you. We are so meant to be friends. 676 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,160 Speaker 1: I the first time I gave a hand job was 677 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: in two thousands, and I was in the bathroom and 678 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: I did it from behind because I thought it made 679 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,920 Speaker 1: sense to me that guys always do it themselves and 680 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,960 Speaker 1: they can, and hand jobs are the things that guys go. 681 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,640 Speaker 1: I can do it better myself, so I go, I'll 682 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 1: do it like him from behind. I say, like I'm 683 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,040 Speaker 1: showing him a new golf swing, or we're doing an 684 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,800 Speaker 1: improv game, like whose line is it? Anyway, I'm like, 685 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm Wayne Brady, and I go like and then, 686 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: but I really did use that same logic, Yes, that's nothing. 687 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: But the other day I was giving a hand up. 688 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,360 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, and I said to him, 689 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: and we're very like the person that I'm hooking up with. 690 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,120 Speaker 1: We're at the point now after we've been hooking up 691 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 1: a little bit, like we're very comfortable about like do this, 692 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: don't do that, no one gets hurt, no one gets offended. 693 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 1: And I go, will you just show me what you 694 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: do to jerk off? And he was like I want 695 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 1: you to do He was like no, Like I want 696 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 1: you to do your own thing, and like I want 697 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 1: it to be different than that. So that was an 698 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,160 Speaker 1: interesting thing too, have, Like I don't know if he was, 699 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,840 Speaker 1: because I've always wanted to catch a guy jerking off, 700 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 1: and like, I think it's hot to see a guy 701 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 1: jerk off. And I think a lot of guys have 702 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,520 Speaker 1: shame about it or like it's just something they do 703 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,480 Speaker 1: in private that are just remember Tom ta car you 704 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: said a joke about catching his own reflection in the 705 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,240 Speaker 1: computer screen when it goes dark, of like jerking off 706 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 1: in like the face he makes, and I just remember 707 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,560 Speaker 1: how guys would laugh at that in the audience. So everyone, 708 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: every guy is kind of ashamed of like how disgusting 709 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,880 Speaker 1: you look when you're doing it. So I think I 710 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: think you think the guy that I'm I came to 711 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,880 Speaker 1: completion by jerking myself off. What I love to do 712 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: is I'll have her, you know, masturbate to herself and 713 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,359 Speaker 1: we'll just like look at each other, but not like 714 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: but it's still dark enough, not like mutual master, mutual Matt, 715 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,560 Speaker 1: Matt whatever. Yeah, I love. Yeah, well this is I 716 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: love that we talked about sex so openly, that these 717 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: things are you know, usually things you have to give 718 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: a disclaimer on, Like today's episode has graphic imagery, but 719 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,560 Speaker 1: this is just another Monday for us in the Nicky 720 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,280 Speaker 1: Glazer podcast. How about we get to the news, apparently 721 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:52,160 Speaker 1: it's coming up. I'm kind of jealous. I'm seeing you 722 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,080 Speaker 1: guys in the in this beach were. I gotta be honest, 723 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,759 Speaker 1: but I know you're having all the swells down there, 724 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,759 Speaker 1: having a great time. Jous not being able to see 725 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: girls in beachwear, or you're just jealous of being at 726 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,000 Speaker 1: the beach, like you kind of want to see me, 727 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,120 Speaker 1: me and my hot friends in beach. Waar I got 728 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 1: some hot friends, by the way, It's crazy. Everyone's so beautiful. 729 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 1: And their best self here. It's like, uh, and we 730 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,279 Speaker 1: just feel free to be like naked and free. Yeah, 731 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,319 Speaker 1: compare pussies. Sorry that came off. No, we definitely will 732 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: do that before the it's over. I think there's a 733 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:27,239 Speaker 1: pussy comparing tent that they have here. Yeah, it's the 734 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: pc T the pussy comparing tent. There's a special one here. 735 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,120 Speaker 1: And uh, then you put up a crystal inside of yourself. 736 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: But there's a lot of crystal stuff around here people do. Yeah, 737 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,080 Speaker 1: we're like the only ones that here too. By the way, 738 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,240 Speaker 1: it's awesome. Um okay, what's the first story? Pink supports 739 00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,680 Speaker 1: the Norwegian women's beach handball team and offers to pay 740 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,720 Speaker 1: fines a slap with for wearing shorts instead of bikini 741 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:55,280 Speaker 1: bottoms for the championship against Bulgaria. So these women they 742 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,759 Speaker 1: have to wear shorts ten centimeters are shorter by the 743 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,960 Speaker 1: Olympic Committee, like like you have to show you're pussy 744 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,719 Speaker 1: in order to play handball. And look it's like like 745 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,600 Speaker 1: you said, remember I'm thinking about when those girls have 746 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,799 Speaker 1: amazing bodies, wear a thong. If you want to wear 747 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,200 Speaker 1: a song, wear a thong or wear shorts like it's 748 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 1: your body, you decide a lot or a little like 749 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 1: it's not. It's the same kind of like them to 750 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 1: wear little things, does that change the way they play? 751 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,520 Speaker 1: Even some I was reading on Reddit last night and 752 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,200 Speaker 1: people were talking about, um, I don't even know if 753 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 1: it was read it, but they were just talking about how, 754 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: you know, watching gymnasts and watching uh swimmers and obviously 755 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 1: women's bulgarian handball like girls are constantly adjusting themselves before 756 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: things to make sure that it's not they're like gymnasts, 757 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,319 Speaker 1: like their butt isn't hanging out. They're constantly adjusting. And 758 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,040 Speaker 1: men don't need to do many adjustments for their that 759 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,200 Speaker 1: kind of stuff. And if they're they are doing adjustments, 760 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,760 Speaker 1: it's for comfort, it's not for my body is showing. 761 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,359 Speaker 1: And I don't want to be sexualized right now. So 762 00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,719 Speaker 1: women should be able to literally wear head to toe 763 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:05,640 Speaker 1: spandex like onesie like green Man type thing. Uh. If 764 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,760 Speaker 1: she wants to do the balance beam in that because 765 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 1: it doesn't affect her performance, I'm sure I'm sure some 766 00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,680 Speaker 1: will be like I like performing in that. It makes 767 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,000 Speaker 1: me feel more free. I don't have great but you 768 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,960 Speaker 1: should be able to have to choice do what we want. 769 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: Just weren't they like molesting gymnasts and they let that 770 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:30,840 Speaker 1: slide within the organization decades. They're so funny. USA Gymnastics protected, 771 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,799 Speaker 1: uh you know, Larry Nasa and abusive coaches down the 772 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,960 Speaker 1: line for decades and still do and won't take accountability 773 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,080 Speaker 1: for a lot of it. Yet they get all up 774 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,160 Speaker 1: in arms and this isn't just I mean, I know 775 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,760 Speaker 1: we're talking about handball, but I do believe that there's 776 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 1: regulations on what gymnasts wear and gymnasts. I mean, Jerry 777 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,839 Speaker 1: Seinfeld used have a bit I was thinking about last 778 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,840 Speaker 1: night when I was reading about this about how they 779 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,880 Speaker 1: should put advertisement on gymnasts butts during the Olympics. This 780 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 1: was an old bit that like that would be the 781 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: best place because you watch the Olympics to stare at 782 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 1: women's butts or volleyball, and it's like that is such 783 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 1: a not okay joke. Now, I mean it's it actually 784 00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,600 Speaker 1: is true. That would be a good place advertise because 785 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,920 Speaker 1: people are watching it because it's sexy girls, tiny little 786 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 1: girls that look prepybus and because everyone's a pedophile and 787 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,839 Speaker 1: uh and but that joke would probably not age well, 788 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,799 Speaker 1: just like, uh, they don't want gymnasts too, And I 789 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,319 Speaker 1: just I think that's watching a as soon as I 790 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,719 Speaker 1: was reading about like the discomfort of like moving your 791 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,799 Speaker 1: suit around, and that's why I've always been so mad 792 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,719 Speaker 1: about swimsuits for women. It's like I went from being 793 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,520 Speaker 1: a child who wore one pieces and never worried about anything. 794 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 1: Um just wasn't if I adjusted my students because it 795 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,680 Speaker 1: was just like uncomfortable, It wasn't and I could jump 796 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,440 Speaker 1: in and I could die, and I could pretend I'm 797 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,720 Speaker 1: a mermaid and do flips and literally every I'm wearing 798 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,120 Speaker 1: a like a two piece stop right now. And I've 799 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,160 Speaker 1: adjusted it a million times because I'm so scared my 800 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,920 Speaker 1: tip might fall out in a way that my friend 801 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,880 Speaker 1: Andrew might get turned on in a way that he 802 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,480 Speaker 1: doesn't want to be by his friend, and I have 803 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,839 Speaker 1: to prevent the way that he like, which I can't 804 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,680 Speaker 1: control you. And I'm also feeling like I should put 805 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,440 Speaker 1: on a top on talking to Andrew because this is 806 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 1: distracting or whatever it's like, because the guys and you, 807 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 1: if you were distracted by my tids, it wouldn't be 808 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 1: like because you want to fuck me. It's just like 809 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,120 Speaker 1: it is distracting. It's like, why do I to worry 810 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,600 Speaker 1: about that because of fashion? And honestly, bikinis were invented 811 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 1: by men, and I do like bikinis because I remember 812 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 1: I was in that relate. I was in a relationship 813 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,480 Speaker 1: before uh, and it kind of ended because another woman 814 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,920 Speaker 1: walked into a bar and showing her nipples through her 815 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,760 Speaker 1: shirt and I stared at him because they're just nipples. 816 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,239 Speaker 1: Like I wasn't like horny, I wasn't turned on if 817 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,480 Speaker 1: I see tis, I look at tids like I'm gonna 818 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,600 Speaker 1: look at the tits. And she hated that she caught 819 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,640 Speaker 1: me looking at the nipples and it was a dog 820 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,440 Speaker 1: that would have just given birth and she got jealous 821 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,000 Speaker 1: of that bitch and that was a bit um. Yeah, 822 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,920 Speaker 1: I remember that, and listen that I wanted, probably at 823 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,240 Speaker 1: the time to be like, your girlfriend is fucking nuts, 824 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,439 Speaker 1: and like that's such an overreaction and why she worried 825 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,160 Speaker 1: about it. But she couldn't help that. She felt that 826 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,520 Speaker 1: you couldn't help that you look at the tips, and 827 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: she couldn't help that whatever that was made her feel 828 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,759 Speaker 1: unsafe and it was based on past stuff and like 829 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,640 Speaker 1: it's just I think that and everyone should wear whatever 830 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,440 Speaker 1: they want and not care. And I love when women 831 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,319 Speaker 1: actually can be super sexy and not I've always been 832 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,919 Speaker 1: someone who doesn't want to show off my boobs because 833 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to distract men and have them sexualize me. 834 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,400 Speaker 1: When I'm trying to talk about like my like bowel 835 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 1: movements or something like, I'm like, oh, I don't want 836 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,000 Speaker 1: to turn this guy on when I'm trying to. But 837 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,799 Speaker 1: then there are sometimes where you're like, oh, I would 838 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,160 Speaker 1: like to turn this guy on because it will make 839 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,480 Speaker 1: him stupid, and he'll give me something because he thinks 840 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,879 Speaker 1: he might be able to fuck me because my tits 841 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,719 Speaker 1: out a little bit. It would be funny. The Bulgarian 842 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,120 Speaker 1: team was like, all right, you want to see her, 843 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,120 Speaker 1: but you want to see it all all right, Like 844 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,120 Speaker 1: they wear like the skimpy it's like see through thong 845 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,000 Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, here you go. You are 846 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:14,759 Speaker 1: like crotchless boy shorts. Is this? Oh my god? I 847 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,879 Speaker 1: just think the hand job team though the Bulgarian hands 848 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 1: up team should use more lube. It might hurt the 849 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:28,040 Speaker 1: next story. I don't know. We'll find out, okay, next headline. 850 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,239 Speaker 1: Three potential ways to train the brain to release dopamine 851 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,640 Speaker 1: to feel good. Molecule on demand. Okay, hold on, we 852 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,880 Speaker 1: just looked at each other, and I think everyone that 853 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:42,800 Speaker 1: was listening just looked up. What did I say? Uh? Well, 854 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,200 Speaker 1: but let's try to and go again. Say that again, 855 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:55,920 Speaker 1: molecule good. There you go. You said molocule malca. It 856 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,320 Speaker 1: is molocare of me to correct that, but it is molecule. 857 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,160 Speaker 1: I think you have problems with the use like regular. 858 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 1: You say regular. What were you saying before where you 859 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,879 Speaker 1: were like as like daring daring instead of during. That's 860 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: not really a daring but daring you Okay, go on 861 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,839 Speaker 1: or me You're not good with you? You could say 862 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,840 Speaker 1: that Nicki you Nikki, I love you too, Andrew, I 863 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,359 Speaker 1: miss you too, even though I did walk in your 864 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,200 Speaker 1: room to get something out of your closet and it 865 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,280 Speaker 1: was so I can't believe Brenna saw your room. You letters. 866 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,760 Speaker 1: That is that you talk about like having a triumph 867 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,320 Speaker 1: over like being like exposing yourself. The fact that Brenna 868 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,400 Speaker 1: saw your room, she you should have to like literally 869 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,160 Speaker 1: drink her period blood because it is your room. Is 870 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,560 Speaker 1: period blood, like carry style period blood on someone's head, 871 00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:55,359 Speaker 1: because you know your actual room. Listen, this is coming 872 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,799 Speaker 1: from someone who has messy rooms too, So there's no 873 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,640 Speaker 1: hate for me. It's just like, I like almost I 874 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,160 Speaker 1: was impressed that you let it. Wasn't like I was 875 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 1: like mad at you about your room or like, oh 876 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,080 Speaker 1: my god, he's such a disgusting person or something like that, 877 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,200 Speaker 1: because I have my rooms like that. I just would 878 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 1: never let my Brenna see it, but she was. She 879 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,440 Speaker 1: definitely saw the room that you left. It is so 880 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,759 Speaker 1: you have to take a picture of when you walk 881 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,879 Speaker 1: in your room, just what it looks like in there, 882 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,760 Speaker 1: just the way you left it. Tornado doesn't even literally 883 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,160 Speaker 1: looks like it does look like the aftermath of a 884 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 1: some like a scavenger hunt by like uh, you know 885 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,040 Speaker 1: wild board. It looks my room looking for for drugs 886 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,279 Speaker 1: and they just broke everything. And you know what I 887 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 1: like about it is the four corners have exploded. I 888 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,520 Speaker 1: love it because I'm coming back in a couple of days, 889 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,360 Speaker 1: and most people want to come back to like a 890 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,120 Speaker 1: new start, you know, I'm just coming back to fucking disaster. 891 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,560 Speaker 1: My mom taught me that, like before we would go 892 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,239 Speaker 1: on vacations, she would always want to clean the house. 893 00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,920 Speaker 1: I'm like we're leaving, what do we need to clean? Like, 894 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,840 Speaker 1: because you want to walk in and have a clean place. 895 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,319 Speaker 1: And I've started to just like make my bed before 896 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,560 Speaker 1: I leave and just do some semblance of like back home. 897 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:10,800 Speaker 1: But your room is so funny andrew so much because 898 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,160 Speaker 1: of who you are. Photo and I'll put it right 899 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,320 Speaker 1: on to our Instagram. Uh on, Nick Glazer, pot, I 900 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,319 Speaker 1: will not get a video. I will not touch you 901 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,239 Speaker 1: the video of walking into your room, opening up the door, 902 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,480 Speaker 1: and then videoing around. By the way, you'll love this. 903 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,560 Speaker 1: So Brenna's bed here is like a crib. Oh that's great, 904 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,879 Speaker 1: It's literally a crib. And so we were having sex. 905 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,319 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you little baby, your little baby. Yeah, 906 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,160 Speaker 1: that really turns my stomach. I know, I guess. I 907 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,960 Speaker 1: I feel like the way no one is looking at 908 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,080 Speaker 1: you and what you said earlier, Am I too old 909 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,880 Speaker 1: for Brenna? Is that what you guys were talking about 910 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,239 Speaker 1: the next story? Yeah, I feel like that. I can 911 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:52,200 Speaker 1: feel the pomok like she could be my daughter. I 912 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,920 Speaker 1: bet you said something like that. I don't know. We 913 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,759 Speaker 1: didn't say that. We just go she looks so young, 914 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,440 Speaker 1: and I go, I assured, no, I go. I know 915 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,279 Speaker 1: she does, but she is honestly like she should be 916 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,279 Speaker 1: on this girl's trip. She's so cool. I want her 917 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 1: in my life for all the things I told her 918 00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,600 Speaker 1: the other day when we were saying goodbye, Like I 919 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,239 Speaker 1: love Brenna so much. She does look super young, and 920 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 1: to me, she I don't because I know her in 921 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,479 Speaker 1: real life. I see the pictures and I don't see 922 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,000 Speaker 1: how young she looks. But there is this like we 923 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,399 Speaker 1: were talking about it and it's not you men are 924 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:23,120 Speaker 1: just attracted to women that sometimes look like children. Um, 925 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,080 Speaker 1: And she doesn't look like a child. She has amazing 926 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,360 Speaker 1: boobs and like such curves and like she's on her periods, 927 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,960 Speaker 1: so she's not a child. But she does look young, 928 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,840 Speaker 1: a lot younger than she is what she is already. 929 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:37,280 Speaker 1: She's twenty five, right, she's twenty five, um, And truly 930 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,719 Speaker 1: I have no judgment of her looking younger being young. 931 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,320 Speaker 1: I you know, I've let that go. But there is 932 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,920 Speaker 1: a trend, and I think it's from That's why I 933 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,759 Speaker 1: got off TikTok is that I was finding that I 934 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,280 Speaker 1: was jealous of eleven year olds and twelve year olds 935 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,640 Speaker 1: that were being sexualized and like looking dewey and like 936 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,839 Speaker 1: look doing their makeup so they're like they look hot, 937 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,840 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, there's all these likes. 938 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,040 Speaker 1: Clearly men like this look. And I was trying. I 939 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,680 Speaker 1: starting to think that children were the way to look 940 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,520 Speaker 1: like like previously, like preteens are the way that I 941 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,400 Speaker 1: need to look to get men to like me, and 942 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,040 Speaker 1: it like fucked with me. And I just think there 943 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:16,080 Speaker 1: is a trend that uh is moving towards younger and younger, 944 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,439 Speaker 1: younger looking girls. And it's not because you just happen 945 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,919 Speaker 1: to have a girl that is actually supermature and does 946 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,560 Speaker 1: look like a woman that looks young in a picture 947 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,560 Speaker 1: that made us kind of have that conversation. So when 948 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,160 Speaker 1: you said the crib thing, we were just like, but 949 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,200 Speaker 1: it had nothing to do with actually, Brenna, It's just 950 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 1: she and that picture looked really young and like we 951 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,399 Speaker 1: you know, I think, like because me and her will 952 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,839 Speaker 1: joke about it, you know obviously, and usually the joke 953 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,160 Speaker 1: is that I will die tomorrow from old age, you know, 954 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,839 Speaker 1: when she's you know, gonna go get her MBA or something, 955 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,920 Speaker 1: you know what. Like, Like I like, the joke usually 956 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,120 Speaker 1: is that I'm old and that yeah, we we are 957 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,000 Speaker 1: definitely like aware that there's an age difference and that 958 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:59,839 Speaker 1: she can you are you're twenty five at heart, like 959 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,360 Speaker 1: truly have you might have? Yeah, your room is you 960 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,920 Speaker 1: are young at art and Brenna actually is, like I 961 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,400 Speaker 1: don't I hate this old soul bullshit. But there's nothing 962 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,759 Speaker 1: about her except maybe some of the references I might 963 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,920 Speaker 1: make that she like, you know, she just watched Friends 964 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,400 Speaker 1: for the first time and like bingched it. But like 965 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,680 Speaker 1: this bitch knows Friends just as well as I do. Now, 966 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,200 Speaker 1: Like she might not get some of the references, but 967 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:27,239 Speaker 1: emotionally and um, intellectually, she is thirty seven. She's on 968 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,279 Speaker 1: par with me, And I think that there's nothing about 969 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,360 Speaker 1: your relationship that I would ever talk bad about behind 970 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,560 Speaker 1: your back of like she's too old. Maybe in the 971 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,880 Speaker 1: beginning I was just like, god, a young girl, But 972 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,040 Speaker 1: there's literally I would defend you to the death of 973 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,680 Speaker 1: dating a girl that young and her dating you that 974 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,880 Speaker 1: I mean, it's more like what's wrong with her? Um, 975 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,640 Speaker 1: But she's amazing. No, no, no, you guys are so 976 00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,239 Speaker 1: cute together. And I was just telling Noah how much 977 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:57,000 Speaker 1: I love the fact that she can love you for 978 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,919 Speaker 1: all the things that I would think that you would 979 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,600 Speaker 1: maybe hid it in a relationship before or like like 980 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,520 Speaker 1: your messy room and like you're like so much your 981 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,920 Speaker 1: farts that you hide and then they come out like 982 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,440 Speaker 1: and she goes it sounds like you've been hiding that 983 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,480 Speaker 1: all night and you're like. I was like, it's just 984 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,759 Speaker 1: like she just loves you first said I love you, 985 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,799 Speaker 1: not yet and okay, okay, but it's coming, I think, 986 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,640 Speaker 1: but I probably say that I hear about tomorrow. I 987 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,160 Speaker 1: guarantee you we'll hear about tomorrow. Oh you frozen? Am 988 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,360 Speaker 1: I here now? So? Ok? Yeah, yeah, you're here the 989 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,799 Speaker 1: funniest moment. And I don't know if I'll asked to 990 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,400 Speaker 1: take this out later, but probably not. So we were 991 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,600 Speaker 1: having sex and she had a you know, a queef 992 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,000 Speaker 1: because of sex, you know, and she couldn't like stand 993 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:47,360 Speaker 1: up fully recently without literally someone farted yesterday. I was like, 994 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,239 Speaker 1: that reminded me of my sex life. So yeah, so 995 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,120 Speaker 1: she had a queeve and and so to make her 996 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,440 Speaker 1: feel better, I far she was when I was farting, 997 00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,839 Speaker 1: like and it was I I farted so much because 998 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,480 Speaker 1: I fared when I come sometimes like it just like 999 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,840 Speaker 1: pushes air out of it there's not even like a smell. 1000 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,920 Speaker 1: Fart and quiefs aren't like a smell. They're just a sound, 1001 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,520 Speaker 1: you know, of air, and it's so embarrassing because it 1002 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,799 Speaker 1: makes that sound. And uh, the person I've been like 1003 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: hooking up with was just like that that that that 1004 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,840 Speaker 1: usually we would just like ignore it or in past relationships, 1005 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,120 Speaker 1: I've ignored those sounds and we act like they don't happen. 1006 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,440 Speaker 1: But he like was like that just happened because you're 1007 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,799 Speaker 1: such a whore or like such a dirty horn. He 1008 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,360 Speaker 1: like turned it into like like I literally like farted 1009 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,879 Speaker 1: out of my butt, like gross, you know, and I 1010 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,400 Speaker 1: he he just goes, he goes, don't worry, and I 1011 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,080 Speaker 1: go oh D Like I was like, oh my god, 1012 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,719 Speaker 1: whatever you're doing, he's gonna make me like fart a lot. 1013 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,840 Speaker 1: And I was like scared and he was just like, no, 1014 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,680 Speaker 1: you're farting because you're a filthy whore. And I was 1015 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,040 Speaker 1: just like, Okay, you took this thing that is filthy 1016 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,200 Speaker 1: and made it like a good thing and it you know, 1017 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,920 Speaker 1: maybe that won't work for everyone, but I felt like 1018 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,120 Speaker 1: you farted to make her feel better. I felt instantly better, 1019 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,239 Speaker 1: and um, I hope we get to keep that in, 1020 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,279 Speaker 1: but definitely only do talk to her if she's okay 1021 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,840 Speaker 1: without being in. But I just want to say no 1022 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,960 Speaker 1: shame in quiffing or farting or like shitting at anything. 1023 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,520 Speaker 1: Um ever, and I love that story. That's so cute. 1024 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: Let's get to an actual next news story because we 1025 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:15,240 Speaker 1: are running out. A twenty three year old influencer, oh 1026 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:21,000 Speaker 1: maybe another ledge head, possibly foreshadowing a crane operator plunged 1027 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,239 Speaker 1: a hundred and sixty feet to her death while live 1028 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,560 Speaker 1: streaming of video to her followers from a cabin of 1029 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:29,480 Speaker 1: a crane in China. Second one in China. Second ledge 1030 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,920 Speaker 1: head to the death. We got to stop these ledge heads. 1031 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,359 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's it's a crane operator at three. 1032 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,040 Speaker 1: That's really impressive. And she shouldn't looked like like her 1033 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,799 Speaker 1: whole thing was she was she worked, you know for 1034 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,320 Speaker 1: a crane, and she looked like she like was like 1035 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,480 Speaker 1: a fourteen year old who like couldn't drive a car, 1036 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,560 Speaker 1: but she was like hot. Yeah, it was kind of Oh, 1037 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,440 Speaker 1: she's like a cute little girl. Yeah, And she was 1038 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,400 Speaker 1: in a crane and then she fell out of the 1039 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,919 Speaker 1: crane and then live streamed her death. Yeah, how many 1040 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:06,640 Speaker 1: people saw it? No way really yeah, she was like 1041 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:14,320 Speaker 1: really famous speaking blurry equipment whizzing like literally like yeah, 1042 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,680 Speaker 1: so free ledge heads out there, just don't just stop. 1043 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,080 Speaker 1: It's not worth it. Yeah, there's the things you do 1044 00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,120 Speaker 1: when you know, sometimes you feel invincible, Like have you 1045 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,359 Speaker 1: ever been filming something on and and it's happening, Like 1046 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,319 Speaker 1: if we go to a concert, you know, and you 1047 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,680 Speaker 1: are filming the person on stage or one of these 1048 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,719 Speaker 1: people that's filming the concert, and you look at your 1049 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,319 Speaker 1: phone screen even though it's in front of you, you 1050 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,759 Speaker 1: become like you forget you're even there and that their 1051 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,360 Speaker 1: consequences to your actions there. We get so removed. My 1052 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,160 Speaker 1: other day, my mom was filming me playing guitar, and 1053 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,439 Speaker 1: she was older and she was just watching her phone. 1054 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,120 Speaker 1: I go, do you know you can watch me, like 1055 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,560 Speaker 1: you can look up, we can just put it on 1056 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,040 Speaker 1: nothing and you can just watch me. And she's like, 1057 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,319 Speaker 1: I like watching the phone. I'm like, yeah, she's not 1058 00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:00,120 Speaker 1: even like you're not like present, like that happens. I 1059 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,240 Speaker 1: totally that that happens to me in such little ways 1060 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,040 Speaker 1: of like not falling to my death in a crane, 1061 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:09,239 Speaker 1: but just being because I'm filming something the rules don't apply. Yeah, 1062 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure gravity doesn't apply. Um on the street, or 1063 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,200 Speaker 1: if there's you know, I bet you you know, camera 1064 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,040 Speaker 1: phones weren't quite as big like nine eleven, Like people 1065 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,759 Speaker 1: probably would have went up to the building and like 1066 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 1: been like you know, like you just feel detached from it, 1067 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:29,040 Speaker 1: and it's like, um, that was not a good joke. Okay. 1068 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,759 Speaker 1: So what I do want to say though, is we 1069 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,160 Speaker 1: should probably have a segment for like ledge Head of 1070 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,880 Speaker 1: the week because this is going to keep happening. Or 1071 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,719 Speaker 1: just like, you know, dumb and I don't like to 1072 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,200 Speaker 1: say the Darwin Award of like you're stupid because this 1073 00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:45,360 Speaker 1: girl she we could operate a crane to get that job. 1074 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,719 Speaker 1: You're not dumb. It's just a moment. It's just like 1075 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,480 Speaker 1: everyone can have a dumb moment. Um, let's get to 1076 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,359 Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Alright? Ben 1077 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,000 Speaker 1: Affleck rubs j Lo's bottom in a very raunchy display 1078 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,879 Speaker 1: on a hundred thirty million dollar mega yacht in Sandra Pez, 1079 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,880 Speaker 1: recreating the video this is I just did Busy Phillips's podcast. 1080 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:10,080 Speaker 1: Her co host Cassie saint Ainge on Instagram posted before 1081 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,200 Speaker 1: this shot was taken. She said, listen, I have been 1082 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,680 Speaker 1: paying attention. Everything that they're doing is like of still image, 1083 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,239 Speaker 1: Like they're recreating images from the music video they did 1084 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,239 Speaker 1: twenty years ago. It's anniversary coming up. They're going to 1085 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,839 Speaker 1: do a reprise of this video. She goes, if I, 1086 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,120 Speaker 1: if all of these are protections are right, tomorrow they 1087 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,799 Speaker 1: will be on a yacht somewhere and he will rub 1088 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,640 Speaker 1: her butt. And then it happened. It's like, oh, they're 1089 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,000 Speaker 1: recreating the video and they're gonna relase the video. And 1090 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,719 Speaker 1: it doesn't mean their relationship is and real. It's just 1091 00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,360 Speaker 1: a little fun thing for them to do. If you 1092 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,520 Speaker 1: look at these pictures of them on a yacht, there's 1093 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,040 Speaker 1: tons of them. It looks so boring. They are alone 1094 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,839 Speaker 1: on this shot, and it reminds me of being This 1095 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,360 Speaker 1: is why I care about this. I was looking at 1096 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,560 Speaker 1: them on the shot. It's just them like hanging out, 1097 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,279 Speaker 1: and um, there's and I and being into loom at 1098 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,080 Speaker 1: this place, like if you were to come here as 1099 00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,640 Speaker 1: a couple, there's like nothing to do, Like it's just 1100 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,120 Speaker 1: a place for Like there's something about Honeymoons that really 1101 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,960 Speaker 1: stressed me out because you go from like all of 1102 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,960 Speaker 1: your friends and family having this great time too, then 1103 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:13,560 Speaker 1: alone with your husband and like no work, no phones, 1104 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,440 Speaker 1: no or like you can have phones and stuff, but 1105 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,520 Speaker 1: you're supposed to be off them and like relaxing. It's 1106 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,640 Speaker 1: like it's a lot of pressure for one other person 1107 00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,960 Speaker 1: to like entertain you into like be your everything, uh, 1108 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,840 Speaker 1: to start off your life. It's like just it's so 1109 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,600 Speaker 1: much time because you also feel like, uh, if you're 1110 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,799 Speaker 1: on your honeymoon and it's like, Okay, I'm just gonna 1111 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,920 Speaker 1: go on TikTok for three hours or I'm gonna go 1112 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,480 Speaker 1: read a book and not pay attention, Like you feel 1113 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,719 Speaker 1: so much like stress to have to pay attention to them, 1114 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,440 Speaker 1: Like there can't be any down moments of like so 1115 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,160 Speaker 1: you're both wanting that time to go. Recently, you know, 1116 00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:48,960 Speaker 1: hanging out with this person that I've just been like 1117 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,960 Speaker 1: hooking up with, There'll be times where like we are 1118 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,920 Speaker 1: done looking up or whatever, and we're just like talking 1119 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,319 Speaker 1: and I'm like I want to be on my phone, 1120 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,600 Speaker 1: so fucking bet, And then I just go can we 1121 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,399 Speaker 1: just like be on our phones for a little bit? 1122 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,320 Speaker 1: And he's like yeah. It's like do you ever do that? 1123 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,600 Speaker 1: With Brenna because I know sometimes she goes to bed 1124 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,560 Speaker 1: and then you feel bad, like still being on your 1125 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,200 Speaker 1: phone staying up, Like she's going to bed, so it 1126 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,920 Speaker 1: must be like time to sleep, blow out the candle 1127 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,560 Speaker 1: and like we both go to bed like Farmers. Like. 1128 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,000 Speaker 1: She definitely is less of addicted to her phone than 1129 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,879 Speaker 1: I am, so I think sometimes when we're together, I'm 1130 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,080 Speaker 1: like two on my phone and like if she's like 1131 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,279 Speaker 1: if I see your screen is green, I get a 1132 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,839 Speaker 1: little angry because it means I'm watching golf video. It's like, right, 1133 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:33,640 Speaker 1: I thought there was like a dating app that's green. Yeah, 1134 00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,239 Speaker 1: obsessed you know that. I told her though, that your 1135 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,480 Speaker 1: obsession with golf is linked to her link. Yeah, and 1136 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,520 Speaker 1: it absolutely is. Um. But yeah, when someone has an 1137 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,239 Speaker 1: obsession like that, it does get annoying where you're just like, oh, 1138 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,719 Speaker 1: like that's so funny that her seeing the green on 1139 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,080 Speaker 1: your face, like the reflection of green and hearing a 1140 00:55:54,080 --> 00:56:01,120 Speaker 1: boring guy's voice, uh, will like make her feel like, yeah, 1141 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,359 Speaker 1: I get it. It's just and the fact that when 1142 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,360 Speaker 1: you hold her sometimes you're like working on your swing, 1143 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:09,440 Speaker 1: Like is that the thing that happened? Yeah, we had 1144 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,839 Speaker 1: sex and I was practicing my swing behind her back 1145 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,840 Speaker 1: and I thought I was being smooth, but I wasn't. 1146 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,439 Speaker 1: And uh she called me out on the swing, and 1147 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,400 Speaker 1: uh yeah, So I mean I'm not going to be 1148 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,160 Speaker 1: doing that anymore. I'm not gonna at least not the 1149 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,640 Speaker 1: you know five thing is he saw the show sex Life. 1150 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,960 Speaker 1: We all watched it together. The first episode. The husband 1151 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,080 Speaker 1: and the wife are having like you know, married sex, 1152 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,440 Speaker 1: the worst version of it. She's really horny. He's just 1153 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,279 Speaker 1: going through the motions. He's trying to watch the game 1154 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,480 Speaker 1: as she's riding him. He's like looking past her at 1155 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,759 Speaker 1: the game. And it's like, I don't want someone to 1156 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,799 Speaker 1: suppress that if they want to watch the game. I'd 1157 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,239 Speaker 1: rather you just be honest with me and say I 1158 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,960 Speaker 1: want to watch the game. And I go, okay, well 1159 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,120 Speaker 1: let's deal with that. Like and you know the argument 1160 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,239 Speaker 1: in the breakup between Jennifer Anston when she's like, you 1161 00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,040 Speaker 1: never do the dishes and and he's like, I did 1162 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,520 Speaker 1: the dishes, and she's like, but you didn't want to 1163 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,880 Speaker 1: do the dishes. I want you to want to do 1164 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,120 Speaker 1: the dishes, Like why would I want to do the dishes? 1165 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,520 Speaker 1: And it's like I don't want to you have sex 1166 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,080 Speaker 1: with me unless you want to have sex with me. 1167 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,879 Speaker 1: But sometimes I want to have sex and you want 1168 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,239 Speaker 1: to watch the game. It's like, okay, how do we 1169 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,839 Speaker 1: both get what we want and not suppress, Like I 1170 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,080 Speaker 1: just never want someone to have another agenda without telling me. Yeah, 1171 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,680 Speaker 1: that's control you though, because people are allowed to have 1172 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,720 Speaker 1: secrets and I should be okay with that. But I 1173 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:23,800 Speaker 1: think fucking while the game is on could be getting jealous, 1174 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,880 Speaker 1: like thinking you're on a dating app, because usually when 1175 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,520 Speaker 1: a guy is up at night and has the phone 1176 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,120 Speaker 1: off the bed trying to hide it or goes to 1177 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,400 Speaker 1: the bathroom to be on his phone, he's cheating. But 1178 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,840 Speaker 1: you're just watching guys on TikTok tell you how to 1179 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,440 Speaker 1: perfect your I'm rock hard if that makes sense. Yeah 1180 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,280 Speaker 1: that is, Yeah, that is that's the problem. That's We 1181 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,360 Speaker 1: tried watching porn. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry you tried watching porn? Yeah, 1182 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,960 Speaker 1: together for the first time, and I just I was 1183 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,360 Speaker 1: laughing hysterically at watching porn. I couldn't get into it. 1184 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,680 Speaker 1: I was we didn't pick the right video. I tried, 1185 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,480 Speaker 1: We tried a lot of different things. I just why 1186 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,760 Speaker 1: were you laughing? I don't know. It's just so funny 1187 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,800 Speaker 1: to me for some reason. And I think maybe because 1188 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,440 Speaker 1: I just had anxiety about having to be horny at 1189 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,200 Speaker 1: that moment, you know what I mean, instead of just 1190 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,200 Speaker 1: being whatever it was expectations. Yeah, yeah, probably that's all right. 1191 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,880 Speaker 1: Let's get to top one, bottom one. You know what 1192 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,040 Speaker 1: it is. It's Monday, every one, So we do the 1193 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,560 Speaker 1: best and the worst of of a category. And today's 1194 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:24,280 Speaker 1: is themed because of this vacation and this resort. I'm 1195 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,640 Speaker 1: staying at the rustic resort, the Nest into Loom, which 1196 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:31,160 Speaker 1: look into it. It's definitely up alleys of some people 1197 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,840 Speaker 1: in a very specific way, and it's about to be 1198 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,520 Speaker 1: up mine. Um, we're talking about the what what's the category? Now? 1199 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,360 Speaker 1: We're going to talk about hotel experiences? Top one, bottom 1200 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,080 Speaker 1: one hotel experiences. Andrew, would you like to kick us 1201 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:49,280 Speaker 1: off the bottom? We always start bottom, you know that? Okay? 1202 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,080 Speaker 1: I didn't know if we were switching it up. Uh 1203 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:57,240 Speaker 1: so I bottom one? Why would we do that? Sometimes 1204 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,600 Speaker 1: you switch positions, that's all. Yeah, that's a good point. 1205 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:05,000 Speaker 1: I'm god, keep them guessing, uh bottom one. I was 1206 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:11,080 Speaker 1: in a mote off the we're just giggling for no, 1207 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,360 Speaker 1: you're giggling for no reason. Are you watching port? I 1208 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,560 Speaker 1: don't know why. It's just giggly to me. I don't know. 1209 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:19,040 Speaker 1: I'm just giggly today. I'm sweaty. It's hot in this room. 1210 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,960 Speaker 1: Um so I uh, I was so. I failed miserably 1211 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,480 Speaker 1: in l A. I had the mild overdose in New Orleans. 1212 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,920 Speaker 1: It's all a long story, but long story short. I 1213 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,080 Speaker 1: had left l A to go back to Florida, completely 1214 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,919 Speaker 1: defeated and in a ton of debt. And uh, we 1215 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,840 Speaker 1: had a certain amount of money, me and my little brother. 1216 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,240 Speaker 1: We're gonna drive across the country and play golf like 1217 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,720 Speaker 1: five different times. And we ended up spending all our 1218 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,720 Speaker 1: money on one golf course called the Phoenician in like Arizona. 1219 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,160 Speaker 1: And then we stayed in a motel off the highway 1220 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,320 Speaker 1: outside San Antonio because we like had no money left. 1221 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,400 Speaker 1: And it was just it was like one of those 1222 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,200 Speaker 1: you know those motels where you drive by it's just 1223 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,280 Speaker 1: an old pickup truck is the only car in the 1224 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,080 Speaker 1: whole parking lot. I have like three wheels, so the 1225 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,640 Speaker 1: guys like probably dead inside there. And that's what at 1226 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,880 Speaker 1: the motel was like. And I was like I'm we're 1227 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,760 Speaker 1: gonna get stabbed here. It was like you sleep with 1228 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,000 Speaker 1: one eye open, and I'm like, this is where my life. 1229 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,280 Speaker 1: Like it kind of just been like it kind of 1230 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,280 Speaker 1: hit me. I just remember just being like this is 1231 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,400 Speaker 1: my like life, Like I'm this motel right now, you 1232 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,880 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like it was just so representative 1233 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,760 Speaker 1: of where it was the place that people go to 1234 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,880 Speaker 1: probably have prostitutes or do drugs. Yeah, and I'm on 1235 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,960 Speaker 1: a road trip with my brother, trying to be like 1236 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,800 Speaker 1: a you know, a good role model older brother. And 1237 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,200 Speaker 1: here I am driving back because I had a mild 1238 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:38,600 Speaker 1: cocaine overdose and I've lost all my money and I 1239 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,880 Speaker 1: need to move back home as a failure. And I'm 1240 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,240 Speaker 1: so glad you got through that. So it honestly could 1241 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,280 Speaker 1: have killed you. Yeah, probably, but we got through in 1242 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:54,000 Speaker 1: the motel. Surprisingly not at decently. Oh all right. UM, 1243 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Speaker 1: My worst hotel experience was when I was doing I 1244 01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:01,040 Speaker 1: was opening for John Caparulo on the road. Um, he 1245 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,080 Speaker 1: got me a college. He was doing a college University 1246 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,760 Speaker 1: of It was in Charlotte. Um. For some reason, I 1247 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,680 Speaker 1: got in my head that it was in Augusta. I 1248 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:14,640 Speaker 1: don't know why. I just thought Augusta booked the I 1249 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,360 Speaker 1: was broke at the time, couldn't afford anything, and Augusta 1250 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,000 Speaker 1: they had like a you know price line got Augusta, Georgia. 1251 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,080 Speaker 1: Yes I did. I don't know what I was thinking, 1252 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,760 Speaker 1: but somehow wires got cross and I thought I was 1253 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,280 Speaker 1: doing I supposed to do a show with Charlotte. First 1254 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,920 Speaker 1: of all, I also got the week wrong, so it 1255 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,480 Speaker 1: was the weekend before I flew to Augusta, which was 1256 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:39,280 Speaker 1: the wrong city, the wrong weekend from from New York. 1257 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:43,440 Speaker 1: Flew there, took a cab that was like sixty five dollars, 1258 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,640 Speaker 1: like you know, when I was fucking broke as shit 1259 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,200 Speaker 1: to uh hotel, got there and realized like on the 1260 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,120 Speaker 1: way there that the gig wasn't happening and it was 1261 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,560 Speaker 1: a week too soon, like I was just an idiot, 1262 01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,360 Speaker 1: and got there, stayed at this America's Best in Augusta, Georgia. Um, 1263 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,600 Speaker 1: it was the sediest place I've ever stayed at. They 1264 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,880 Speaker 1: tried to order a pizza because it was the only 1265 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,560 Speaker 1: thing that would deliver to their They wouldn't come to 1266 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,720 Speaker 1: the area because it was such a terrible area. They 1267 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,480 Speaker 1: don't deliver there because they've been mugged so many times, 1268 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,960 Speaker 1: slivering pizzas to that place. There was only a Wendy's 1269 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,280 Speaker 1: to walk to. Once I walked to it, once I 1270 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:20,200 Speaker 1: got dark, there was like gang activity. Like it was 1271 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,600 Speaker 1: one of the ones that like the door opens to 1272 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,880 Speaker 1: the parking lot. It was very very dangerous there. I 1273 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,960 Speaker 1: was like so out of place, And it was just 1274 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,880 Speaker 1: one of those weekends where I was like, when did 1275 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,680 Speaker 1: you realize? Why were we there? You had to wait 1276 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,960 Speaker 1: till your flight came? Sorry, just the day like it was. 1277 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:39,240 Speaker 1: I think it just sorry, just the night in the 1278 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,800 Speaker 1: wrong city, on the wrong weekend, on the way there, 1279 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,040 Speaker 1: or like oh when I landed and there wasn't someone 1280 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,880 Speaker 1: there to pick me up from the college. It was terrible. 1281 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,880 Speaker 1: It was so terrible. It was. It was honestly the 1282 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,600 Speaker 1: worst time in my life. I was still drinking. I 1283 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,360 Speaker 1: think I was just like a mess. I was so broke. 1284 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,560 Speaker 1: I didn't even have a computer. My phone was in 1285 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,120 Speaker 1: that position where like you know back in like two thousand, 1286 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,840 Speaker 1: this is two doesn't like eleven, Like the phone chargers 1287 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,440 Speaker 1: like you had to like sometimes you would have to 1288 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,440 Speaker 1: bend them a certain ways for them to get a charge, 1289 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,720 Speaker 1: and so you'd wrapp'd wrapped the cord in a certain 1290 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,120 Speaker 1: way that would make the charger bend so that it 1291 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,320 Speaker 1: would pick up the charge, so my phone could only 1292 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,880 Speaker 1: charge of the cord was wrapped tightly, so they would 1293 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,280 Speaker 1: have been to certain. It was like just life was 1294 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,840 Speaker 1: hell and I had to eat fucking Wendy's chili and 1295 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:27,160 Speaker 1: I was it was terrible. That was the Oh, it 1296 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,000 Speaker 1: was the biggest poppy move of my life. It was 1297 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:32,320 Speaker 1: one of It was like kind of uh, skidding to 1298 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,200 Speaker 1: a bottom. No, what was your worst? Okay? So during 1299 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,840 Speaker 1: Hurricane Sandy, UM, I was working in radio and I 1300 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,320 Speaker 1: had to stay in the city during the hurricane, and um, 1301 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,120 Speaker 1: I just found this like Midtown hotel and it was 1302 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,720 Speaker 1: the creepiest hotel. It was just like like a very 1303 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,800 Speaker 1: thin hotel room. Um, a very thin hotel. And the 1304 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,720 Speaker 1: elevator was one of those Pulley elevators. It was all wooden, 1305 01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:03,440 Speaker 1: and they had like the gate door. No, no, no, 1306 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,120 Speaker 1: this is for real, and um, someone had to like 1307 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,680 Speaker 1: pull the elevator up and then it opened up. And 1308 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:12,080 Speaker 1: the hotel room had this disgustingly green carpet that looked 1309 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:16,280 Speaker 1: like AstroTurf. The walls had this like really creepy wallpaper 1310 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,680 Speaker 1: that I'm sure it was blood splatter on them. It 1311 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,760 Speaker 1: was the most disgusting thing. And there was a pubic 1312 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:25,120 Speaker 1: hair in the sheets. Okay, um, I think this is 1313 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,240 Speaker 1: like a very common thing with like disgusting like disgusting. 1314 01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,560 Speaker 1: Hotels can be so horrif there can be hotels already 1315 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,360 Speaker 1: are discussing when you do the black light thing, but 1316 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,520 Speaker 1: like hotel that isn't being well cared for and it's 1317 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,840 Speaker 1: just a place where people go to have sex and 1318 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,240 Speaker 1: then check our do drugs. This is definitely one of 1319 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:47,360 Speaker 1: those We definitely need to get listeners to send in 1320 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,280 Speaker 1: the creepiest, weirdest things they've seen at hotels because I 1321 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,320 Speaker 1: think that that we would get some amazing stories. Because 1322 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,960 Speaker 1: I couldn't even pick a bottom one because there was 1323 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,440 Speaker 1: so many bad ones. Um, let's go around the horn 1324 01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:01,640 Speaker 1: and say our best. Why isn't it like I don't 1325 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,560 Speaker 1: even mind pubic hair, Like I just go okay, whatever, 1326 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,680 Speaker 1: I just can't. I can't like call that. I don't 1327 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,160 Speaker 1: want to change rooms and deal with this, so I 1328 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:13,520 Speaker 1: just like brush it off and a bug was something 1329 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,160 Speaker 1: moved after I took it out of my mouth. And 1330 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:18,600 Speaker 1: I just kept eating the taco like Pubic Lights was 1331 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,800 Speaker 1: in your food, and You're like, it's fine, there's enough 1332 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,040 Speaker 1: hair in your taco that Pubic LSD set up shop. 1333 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,400 Speaker 1: He got me ready to love. There's some joke my 1334 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,520 Speaker 1: dad love that he says he came up with. But 1335 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:35,200 Speaker 1: he says that like because he was like, you know, um, scabies, 1336 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,520 Speaker 1: they're an endangered species because their habitat is being destroyed. 1337 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,479 Speaker 1: Like he thinks that's a really good joke because women 1338 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,440 Speaker 1: shave their pussies now, Like there's defour stations, so like 1339 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,520 Speaker 1: they they they're on the dangerous species list. And I'm like, 1340 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:48,840 Speaker 1: that's not a bad joke, like they're threatened species. Um. 1341 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,640 Speaker 1: But you know, he always goes like you know what 1342 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,680 Speaker 1: I said. I'm like, yes, I know. It's like a rainforest. Okay, Dad, 1343 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,240 Speaker 1: I love you too. Um all right, So Andrew Best 1344 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,240 Speaker 1: Hotel Experience, Best Hotel Experienced, UH with three buddies guys 1345 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:06,200 Speaker 1: trip Canada. We randomly because of a snowstorm, we stayed 1346 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,880 Speaker 1: in a couple extra days and we stayed at this 1347 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:12,040 Speaker 1: hotel called the Chateau Fermont, which was a hotel that's 1348 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,320 Speaker 1: literally on a glacier, lake outside of a place called 1349 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:21,960 Speaker 1: Lake Louise, and it was absolutely gorgeous. Uh. We skied 1350 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:26,440 Speaker 1: all day, We ate fondue together, just four men eating fondue, 1351 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,880 Speaker 1: feeding each other. And then we actually got in a 1352 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,920 Speaker 1: horrible argument at the top of the restaurant on the 1353 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,360 Speaker 1: top of the mountain, and then we got stuck in 1354 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,240 Speaker 1: the gondola on the way down, and we all made up, 1355 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:41,120 Speaker 1: like two feet stuck in a gondola and realizing kind 1356 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:45,880 Speaker 1: of like why are we fighting? We could, Yeah, and 1357 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,280 Speaker 1: it was just like an amazing bonding guy's trip that 1358 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,560 Speaker 1: you know, hopefully one day I'll bring my wife to 1359 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,800 Speaker 1: the hotel, you know, and go down on her while 1360 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,240 Speaker 1: she's on the rack, you know, something like that's great, 1361 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,240 Speaker 1: thanks for that. I was gonna make a young joke, 1362 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:05,840 Speaker 1: but I just I couldn't come up with one in time. Um, yeah, 1363 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:09,720 Speaker 1: that's true. I know. I'm I don't need to worry 1364 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,600 Speaker 1: about you being turned on by my tits because they're 1365 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:17,000 Speaker 1: just you know, they're decades older than you would be into. Um, so, Noah, 1366 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:21,000 Speaker 1: what is your best hotel top? Rolling out of order? Though? 1367 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're right, Andrew, I don't know what 1368 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,640 Speaker 1: I'm doing and I called you on that before, and 1369 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,280 Speaker 1: that's not okay. I was saving mine to last because 1370 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,680 Speaker 1: it's a I wanted to say that I already referenced it. 1371 01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:34,960 Speaker 1: But last night Kirsten making the shapes on the wall 1372 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,640 Speaker 1: at the Nest into Loom was the most fun I've 1373 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,880 Speaker 1: ever had at a hotel. And I'm just gonna play 1374 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,760 Speaker 1: the recording right now and see if it translates, because 1375 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:54,920 Speaker 1: I can't help it. It looks like two snarky alligators. Okay, 1376 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,400 Speaker 1: so she's just making different shapes. Now, this is the 1377 01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:59,640 Speaker 1: one that made me laugh so hard because it was 1378 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,560 Speaker 1: like a lob that was farting. She was like, oh, 1379 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,960 Speaker 1: it just looks like at me, but that she's like, 1380 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,760 Speaker 1: and it's like, you got to see the shape, but 1381 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,000 Speaker 1: it's just the sound that she makes that makes me 1382 01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:25,680 Speaker 1: laugh so hard. What is it? Oh? I think I 1383 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,720 Speaker 1: thought she was doing a chicken. It does kind of 1384 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:40,639 Speaker 1: a tricky, it's not really when she so it looked 1385 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,240 Speaker 1: like just a hand that was just like almost like 1386 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,000 Speaker 1: a squid, and she was like, it looks like at me, 1387 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,720 Speaker 1: but she goes and then it farts at the end, 1388 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,599 Speaker 1: and it was that was the beginning of me laughing 1389 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:54,160 Speaker 1: so hard. I couldn't even film so that sharing a 1390 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:55,880 Speaker 1: bed with the best friend that you don't see for 1391 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,120 Speaker 1: a long time, like and Kristen and I have shared 1392 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,559 Speaker 1: so many beds together through the years of just talking. 1393 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,320 Speaker 1: She was my first kiss. She was the first person 1394 01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,080 Speaker 1: to see my vagina. She was the first person to 1395 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,240 Speaker 1: like touch my vagina. I think, like because she had 1396 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,680 Speaker 1: to prove to me that I had a whole fur 1397 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,320 Speaker 1: of Tampa to go one, because I just thought I 1398 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,320 Speaker 1: didn't have one. And she's just like my best Like 1399 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,280 Speaker 1: we're just last night we were showering before bed because 1400 01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,840 Speaker 1: we were like sandy and stinky and we wanted to 1401 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,200 Speaker 1: get in the clean sheets to be clean. And I 1402 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,760 Speaker 1: was like, she's taking too long. I was like, can 1403 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,200 Speaker 1: I just get in the shower with you? And I 1404 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,200 Speaker 1: was like, that's too much. Like I got up one 1405 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,880 Speaker 1: of like but we would have done that. It was 1406 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,160 Speaker 1: just so much fun and um, this trip in general 1407 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:30,040 Speaker 1: at the Nest into Loom, I I think it's going 1408 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,640 Speaker 1: to be my best hotel experience because it's I have 1409 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:37,000 Speaker 1: to work through expectations and I'm honestly going to probably 1410 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,639 Speaker 1: have like some spiritual great experience here being in nature. 1411 01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:44,040 Speaker 1: Uh noah, Okay, So both of you had stories about 1412 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,599 Speaker 1: friends in hotel and mine is like just me alone 1413 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,040 Speaker 1: in a hotel room. Um. I was in Dallas and 1414 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,320 Speaker 1: I stayed at the Omni Hotel and it had just 1415 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,559 Speaker 1: opened that year. So like the room was so clean 1416 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,840 Speaker 1: and like modern, and the bathroom had a TV in 1417 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,960 Speaker 1: a mirror, and I was like, this is the most 1418 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:04,160 Speaker 1: luxurious thing. And I didn't have to pay for it 1419 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,479 Speaker 1: because it was on a on a work trip and 1420 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:09,599 Speaker 1: I just felt like, wow, this is like luxury. This 1421 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:13,040 Speaker 1: is what the other half lives. Like, Yes, that is 1422 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,880 Speaker 1: definitely like when I think of best hotel experiences, it's 1423 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,799 Speaker 1: just like you feel rich. That's why I was disappointed 1424 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,880 Speaker 1: in this place is because I go, why would someone 1425 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,479 Speaker 1: pay an amount of money that only a rich person 1426 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:32,240 Speaker 1: could have to live like your poor people do that. 1427 01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,559 Speaker 1: He's gotta be shitty, but like classy shitty. I don't 1428 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:41,920 Speaker 1: under beautiful and designed minimalist, like like this is a 1429 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,439 Speaker 1: place that someone would go to have like a yoga 1430 01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,639 Speaker 1: retreat or meditation retreat. It's very minimal and very nice, 1431 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:51,599 Speaker 1: Like the linens are incredible. The every little thing, every 1432 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:54,960 Speaker 1: little thing that they've considered is perfectly handcrafted and picked out. 1433 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,960 Speaker 1: But I just want I want a magnifying mirror in 1434 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,280 Speaker 1: the shower or in the bathroom. I want like a 1435 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,120 Speaker 1: little sewing kit that I'm not going to use, Like, 1436 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,240 Speaker 1: I want those things that make me feel like, oh, 1437 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:10,200 Speaker 1: this is how the other half lives. Just compared to Augusta. 1438 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,519 Speaker 1: Just think about it, Like you could be in Augusta, 1439 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,000 Speaker 1: Georgia right now. So it's like, and you wish you 1440 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,120 Speaker 1: were because that's where the golf thing is, right, that 1441 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,680 Speaker 1: is the Masters. I know, why would anyone go to 1442 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,360 Speaker 1: Augusta and they're like, oh all they do here? Is 1443 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,760 Speaker 1: that that one like racist kind of golf tournament? Yeah, 1444 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:29,320 Speaker 1: and then I watch on my phone. Well Brenna gets mad. Yeah, 1445 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:31,719 Speaker 1: well Brenna tells you she loves you. It's like, yeah, 1446 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,840 Speaker 1: actually we have said I love you, but Bronta said 1447 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:43,040 Speaker 1: it and I've just been distracted by Alright, final thought, Andrew, 1448 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,280 Speaker 1: what's your what's your weekend looking like? When are you 1449 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:49,280 Speaker 1: headed back to St? Louis Going back Wednesday? Uh? Today, 1450 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:51,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to a Keya to pick up things for 1451 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:55,000 Speaker 1: Brenna to put together a drawer so that if that's 1452 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000 Speaker 1: not love. I don't know what is and it's forty 1453 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,320 Speaker 1: five minutes away. So but that's gonna be my day 1454 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,679 Speaker 1: to day and I'm here for her. That's really nice. 1455 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,960 Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear when you finally say I 1456 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,920 Speaker 1: love you. And it's probably not going to be after 1457 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,280 Speaker 1: putting together something from Ikea. So I'm going to push 1458 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:16,759 Speaker 1: that projection to later. Um, I am going to like 1459 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:22,040 Speaker 1: like like scheduled stuff today, I said, I said some intentions. 1460 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,040 Speaker 1: After breakfast. We had a really great breakfast where I 1461 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:27,439 Speaker 1: went around the table and told all my favorite stories 1462 01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:31,160 Speaker 1: about each person and it was really fun and was like, 1463 01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:35,439 Speaker 1: Noah brought that game that esther Brell game, Um, uh, 1464 01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:38,400 Speaker 1: where should where should we begin? That's going to get 1465 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:42,120 Speaker 1: us to tell fun stories. Um. We played this game 1466 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,920 Speaker 1: called uh that is from Barstool Sports. It's called like 1467 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,080 Speaker 1: Questions from the Internet or something, you know that game. 1468 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,160 Speaker 1: So last time I was in Cabo with on a 1469 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,960 Speaker 1: girls trip, I brought this game that I had just 1470 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,240 Speaker 1: done a Barstool Sports interview, I've done KFC radio and 1471 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,439 Speaker 1: they were like, here's this game and it's just like 1472 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,439 Speaker 1: would you either questions? But they don't think that women 1473 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,080 Speaker 1: will ever play it because it's all like, would you 1474 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:08,920 Speaker 1: rather like make a cocka doodle dou sound every time 1475 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,639 Speaker 1: you jeez or have to go to a feminist rally, 1476 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,320 Speaker 1: and it's like just all this like it's the kiss 1477 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:20,120 Speaker 1: game ever and the cart today that I pulled breakfast. 1478 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,800 Speaker 1: You're laughing so hard? What was it? It was the 1479 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,160 Speaker 1: first What was the first part? Though? It was something 1480 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:31,640 Speaker 1: so stupid? It was like, oh, would you rather? It 1481 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:36,080 Speaker 1: was something about would you rather? Oh, would you rather? 1482 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:44,400 Speaker 1: Would you rather never? It was some dumb rather oh 1483 01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:46,640 Speaker 1: a flock of geese show up? Oh wait, it was 1484 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:49,479 Speaker 1: one of these cards. Hold on the meuse was rather 1485 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,559 Speaker 1: have dick for teeth or teeth for a dick? And 1486 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:58,720 Speaker 1: it's like, okay, what like yeah, because they tried to 1487 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,040 Speaker 1: be shocking, but we don't get shocked by anything, so 1488 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,439 Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I'd rather funck my mom on top 1489 01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:06,320 Speaker 1: of a ferrari? Is that what you want from me? Like? 1490 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,960 Speaker 1: But this is the kiss whenever? And I'm gonna leave 1491 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:15,800 Speaker 1: you guys on this one. Okay, okay, what? Oh god? 1492 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,840 Speaker 1: I fucking hate And they have a little statistic at 1493 01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,559 Speaker 1: the bottom that says Barstool Sports readers would say blah 1494 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,880 Speaker 1: blah blah. Okay, it's called it's called answer the Internet 1495 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,680 Speaker 1: questions is fucked up as you are. And by the way, 1496 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:31,639 Speaker 1: I love KFC Radio. And when I did send Kevin 1497 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,840 Speaker 1: Clancy a video of us making fun of this game 1498 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,880 Speaker 1: and doing would you read it? Uh, he was like, 1499 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:38,040 Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are making fun of it? 1500 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,400 Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, would anyone not? This is terrible? 1501 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:46,240 Speaker 1: So this is the would you rather? He was gonna 1502 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:48,280 Speaker 1: be like, oh, and I thought, and Kevin was cool 1503 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,320 Speaker 1: about It's like he was like, are you why are 1504 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,320 Speaker 1: you making fun of it? And I was like, why 1505 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,760 Speaker 1: aren't you? This is so dumb. Okay, so this is 1506 01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:02,800 Speaker 1: barstool sports answer the Internet? Okay. Would would you rather 1507 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:07,240 Speaker 1: a have to piss sitting down for the rest of 1508 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:26,840 Speaker 1: your life? Or be go vegan and guess what shows Yeah, 1509 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,840 Speaker 1: because you love meat well. And by the way, women 1510 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,040 Speaker 1: can't play this game because we ste a p sitting 1511 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:36,040 Speaker 1: down And it's just like it doesn't even say this 1512 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,320 Speaker 1: is only for men if they just don't even consider 1513 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,240 Speaker 1: that women would want a fun card game or like 1514 01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:44,040 Speaker 1: play this game. Vegan doesn't even have a dick to 1515 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,080 Speaker 1: p out of because they don't eat fucking raw elk. 1516 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:51,400 Speaker 1: Yeah fuckings. Here's another one. If you could fuck any 1517 01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:53,800 Speaker 1: girl you want for the rest of your life, but 1518 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,519 Speaker 1: you can only ever watch women's sports, would you do it? 1519 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,920 Speaker 1: I mean this is even kind in the vegan one. 1520 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:08,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, barceol readers said, no way, kid. You 1521 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:10,840 Speaker 1: guys don't be kid out there. I hope you enjoyed that. 1522 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:16,320 Speaker 1: I would love to actually like that game. It's fun 1523 01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:21,439 Speaker 1: game to make up you rather? Would you rather have 1524 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:26,960 Speaker 1: to give a hug to glorious steyn um or tell 1525 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:31,360 Speaker 1: your mom that she means a lot to you? It's 1526 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,880 Speaker 1: just like the like would you rather nake? Put change 1527 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:42,639 Speaker 1: a Duvey coover? Like a little girl eat a drink 1528 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:48,760 Speaker 1: coconut mill, And it's just like you gotta go send 1529 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,360 Speaker 1: in your would you rather? We will laugh so hard 1530 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:54,479 Speaker 1: if you come up with kid, brothers love you so much. 1531 01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:58,320 Speaker 1: We'll see tomorrow from bloom and Chicago respectively, not really respectively. 1532 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:03,760 Speaker 1: I don't respect it, and yeah, respect everything, um uh 1533 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:08,920 Speaker 1: not everything everything, not at all, Augusta, don't respect it. 1534 01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:12,639 Speaker 1: Um love you see you tomorrow, best sees uh, don't 1535 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,000 Speaker 1: be cut all the swells and