Speaker 1: What's eating their pal which a mouthful of bread that
Speaker 1: was in good bread? Won't it so good?
Speaker 2: He's done? Goodday?
Speaker 1: Break my things?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: For christs, I'm going to get you a new mic
Speaker 1: stand please? What does it fakes? It goes up? Yes,
Speaker 1: look at this, well it should hold on. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tighten it once. Should How about now?
Speaker 2: Ah? You did?
Speaker 1: It just need to be tightened a little bit?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: How you doing, buddy? Great?
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Today is Wednesday, December thirteenth, twelve thirteen.
Speaker 2: Wow? Nice birthday?
Speaker 1: Who's hey Taylor? Hey Gandhi? Happy happening?
Speaker 2: I think Gandhi feels like her birthday is maybe missed
Speaker 2: because of Taylor sweat. I do think it's been overshadowed,
Speaker 2: not at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, my birthday's a day after Elvis is and
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm overshadow and it's not even the
Speaker 1: same day.
Speaker 2: So this smells good.
Speaker 1: Also, Punky Brewster has my birthday, okay, so let moonfry.
Speaker 1: She overshadows me.
Speaker 2: I know who she is, the Punky Brewsters. The punky
Speaker 2: she was the smart one right what or she was like?
Speaker 2: She was like the braddy kid.
Speaker 1: I will give you one thousand dollars if you tell
Speaker 1: me what her dog's name was, Sparky Brandon.
Speaker 2: Brandon, yep ah wait Brandon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like dogs that have human names. I do too.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny. I saw a meme that actually said,
Speaker 2: why is it that people who name their dogs Steve
Speaker 2: and Brandon have kids named Rocket and Buster?
Speaker 1: That's actually a very interesting Is that true? Yeah? Huh.
Speaker 2: There's this famous but canceled YouTube celebrity called Shane Dawson.
Speaker 1: What do you do? He had?
Speaker 2: Oh what got him canceled?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Apparently he like was on a podcast and was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've like bleeped off on my cat, and people like
Speaker 2: it went unnoticed.
Speaker 1: He cursed at his cat.
Speaker 2: No, he like, I know, okay, you know it takes
Speaker 2: me a second. I take a long way yea. But yeah,
Speaker 2: he apparently did that and he got canceled for it.
Speaker 2: And then he did like a bunch of like weird
Speaker 2: videos and then he got canceled for them. Now later
Speaker 2: in life, but now he has twins with his husband
Speaker 2: with Rocket and yeah, he called them like Jet and
Speaker 2: Rocket or something.
Speaker 1: Maybe he wants to go to outer space.
Speaker 2: Well good, he should go.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the year's almost all over. The holidays are here,
Speaker 1: it's winter time almost, it's you know, Christmas time in
Speaker 1: the New York City, in the New York I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to say that. It just kind of came out.
Speaker 2: You had like a meme moment.
Speaker 1: I haven't done. Yeah, I just I wanted to, like
Speaker 1: walk out. You know, we're in the thick of it.
Speaker 1: You know, if you if you walk out our door
Speaker 1: on fifty fifth Street, it's at sixth Avenue, and like
Speaker 1: Radio Cities there and the tree and all the decorations
Speaker 1: and everything, like, I have not taken advantage of that yet.
Speaker 1: I just want to. I think I'm gonna get on
Speaker 1: a city bike and just ride.
Speaker 2: Not outside our building. They took them all away, they did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why they capped them all.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I feel like, because there's so it's so many tourists
Speaker 2: in gridlock, they got rid of the bikes.
Speaker 1: Are you sure I passed in this morning?
Speaker 2: Well yesterday when I was out here, Oh, there just
Speaker 2: weren't any there. No, they all had red little hoods
Speaker 2: on them.
Speaker 1: Hoods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what would you call it coverings?
Speaker 1: The bikes were covered.
Speaker 2: No, there were no bikes all the bikes were gone,
Speaker 2: and I had little red hood things.
Speaker 1: Like little Santa hats. Yeah, as if like, don't use
Speaker 1: me merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like none are available at this turnstyle
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Those are turnstyles.
Speaker 2: You're just getting in the weeds of it. I'm saying
Speaker 2: there were no bikes.
Speaker 1: Weeds, of course. So Christmas tipping? Can we get into
Speaker 1: that holiday tips?
Speaker 2: Okay? What I think I overtipped like bikes way too much.
Speaker 2: Like my cleaning people that I usually get. I'm charged
Speaker 2: like eighty bucks for a clean I gave them two hundred.
Speaker 2: I think that's my haircut got how many people do
Speaker 2: how many fifty? I gave him one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Wait, first of all, I don't ever tip tip my barber.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I always tip.
Speaker 1: Well, you go to a salon, so that's the that's
Speaker 1: you don't go to a You don't go to Joe's barbershop.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. I go to V's barbershop.
Speaker 1: These that sounds fancy, Oh Varil's barbershop.
Speaker 2: Yeah he got a fancy fancy but it's not a salon.
Speaker 1: No. See, I go to an old old school super cuts.
Speaker 1: My place has all outside.
Speaker 2: Then afterwards Texas Roadhouse. Right, throw peanuts on the ground,
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 1: No more peanuts, No more peanuts. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Somebody actually noted that on the Instagram that we did well.
Speaker 1: I had mentioned that. They didn't hear me say it,
Speaker 1: I guess, but I think you'd be very hard pressed
Speaker 1: to find restaurants that still have peanuts around.
Speaker 2: There was a really good burger place by us growing
Speaker 2: up ground round to do that. No, it used to
Speaker 2: be I forget what it was called. My mom would know,
Speaker 2: but that used to be able to throw peanuts on.
Speaker 2: But you can't do that anymore either, anyway, Christmas tipping
Speaker 2: back to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So I don't tip the barber. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Why is it lame? I don't get it because I
Speaker 1: tip them every time I get a.
Speaker 2: Hair someone that you see. Do you get a different
Speaker 2: barber every time? No?
Speaker 1: Same guy?
Speaker 2: So why would you not tip them?
Speaker 1: I do? I tip him when I get a haircut.
Speaker 2: You don't tip? Do you tip the garage person?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: So that this year's difference.
Speaker 1: This year is a little bit different with the garage
Speaker 1: because last year we were still over by Raoul and
Speaker 1: it was literally just him and that other dude. So
Speaker 1: it was two people. Yeah, I got into my car
Speaker 1: last week and there was a card in there and
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, marry everything, wonderful year. Here's everybody that
Speaker 1: works here. There were fourteen names. Fourteen that's ridiculous. I
Speaker 1: also don't know the names of anybody because I feel
Speaker 1: like at this point it's too late to say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: what's your name? After we've been here for a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to go with somebody and have them
Speaker 2: say it. So this way, you could kind of like
Speaker 2: it's it's it's of course, that's that's Pete.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you didn't know it was Pete, the way
Speaker 1: that you do that with me when we say okay,
Speaker 1: say it on three and then I say the wrong
Speaker 1: thing exactly right. So the only guy I know was
Speaker 1: Andy in the early morning. Like, I know the other guys,
Speaker 1: but I don't know their names. Do I have to
Speaker 1: tip everybody?
Speaker 2: Now? That would be insane. You don't have that type
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. And what is that type of money anyway?
Speaker 1: I don't know A hundred bucks a person.
Speaker 2: That would be insane. Fourteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not doing that. I'm only gonna give it to.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. I'm just gonna like give it
Speaker 1: to the people that I see usually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that's what you should do.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then well I'm gonna go there today,
Speaker 1: Like is it okay to say, like, here, here's some donuts?
Speaker 1: Is that? Like? Can you tip with things that you
Speaker 1: don't pay for? How about that? Let me say that.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's here's where it's gonna get funny real quick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so no, because I know where you got the donuts from.
Speaker 1: Then let me rephrase you got them for free? Can
Speaker 1: I rephrase that? See I that is not a valid argument.
Speaker 1: Let me rephrase. All right, Let's say for the holidays,
Speaker 1: you give me a one hundred dollars American Express gift card.
Speaker 1: I then want to tip the parking guy and give
Speaker 1: him said one hundred dollars American Express gift cards. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't pay for that.
Speaker 2: That's still cash I could use. You're manning me a
Speaker 2: donut that you got for free.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't mean it's a holiday tip, but I
Speaker 1: also got the gift card for free.
Speaker 2: It was a gift for me, doesn't matter. That's still
Speaker 2: cash I can use. I'm gonna eat a two dollars
Speaker 2: donut and you're.
Speaker 1: Trying to those are my six dollars donuts?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that's my gift.
Speaker 1: No, No, just for today, like today, I'm just that's.
Speaker 2: To night things. That's a nice thing to do. Instead
Speaker 2: of give a tip.
Speaker 1: Instead of giving me a two dollar bill today, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give him doughnuts.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Those donuts are worth like forty bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't usually it depends. I don't have singles
Speaker 2: on me usually, so sometimes I just don't tip them.
Speaker 1: I never have ever, but yeah, I know you do. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the bill guy was not at jingle Ball this year,
Speaker 1: and it made me very concerned.
Speaker 2: Must not be an Olivia Rodrigo fan?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he is.
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 1: Because everyone's on Olivia Rodrigo fans. I don't know, even
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You see her on Saturday Night Live? She tore it up?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: What do they say? Well, she was on the table
Speaker 1: with the red velvet cake and it was all over
Speaker 1: the place. Did you see that?
Speaker 2: He didn't? Oh, I will say she's very talented. Jingle
Speaker 2: Ball was very stressful, but she's very talented.
Speaker 1: Dude, you do a lot. You are very mean to
Speaker 1: me most of the day leading up to end that day.
Speaker 2: I was not mean.
Speaker 1: I know you're very busy. You were mean to me.
Speaker 2: I was not mean to you.
Speaker 1: You were a little bit mean.
Speaker 2: I not mean to you.
Speaker 1: It was upsetting what I mean to you. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I wanted to take a picture with you on
Speaker 1: Friday and You're like, yeah, no.
Speaker 2: I'm busy.
Speaker 1: And then I said that's really yeah. And then I
Speaker 1: asked you something else. You're like no, and I was like, okay, bro,
Speaker 1: I mean it's me. I understand that you're busy with
Speaker 1: Please don't be What did I say about I don't remember,
Speaker 1: but you see.
Speaker 2: You don't remember. But it was that it made you sad.
Speaker 1: You weren't nice to start you you were not nice.
Speaker 1: Nice because we had to record Serial Killers on Friday.
Speaker 1: You were very busy with jingle ball things. Very busy.
Speaker 1: Wasn't on Friday that we recorded? That couldn'tay Thursday? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Thursday. You were very busy with things, and
Speaker 1: you were you were you were frustrated and angry, right,
Speaker 1: admit it. I mean I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: I just was like, dude, if we don't record today.
Speaker 1: We have no episode on Monday, and we can't do
Speaker 1: that to the people.
Speaker 2: The way you frae is insane because I don't think
Speaker 2: you even realize how you frame it.
Speaker 1: I take a frame of I frame it.
Speaker 2: The piece the resistance. I don't know. But the way
Speaker 2: you phrase it is I said to every I said
Speaker 2: to you, we like, I can't have the listeners not
Speaker 2: have an episode. So the way it's framed is Andy
Speaker 2: wanted to skip. But don't worry, listeners, I did it
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: If you watch that episode on YouTube, you'll see yourself
Speaker 1: fidgeting with the phone NonStop because you were very busy.
Speaker 1: You know this, I do. But you don't have to
Speaker 1: be mean to me when I asked for her. What
Speaker 1: was it mean to you? We weren't able to post
Speaker 1: that thing until yesterday because we didn't have a picture.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not like that's the end of the world.
Speaker 1: It is people rely on us.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I did my job. I uploaded it and
Speaker 2: it was on YouTube. So sorry that your part. You
Speaker 2: couldn't just like screenshot something and call it a day
Speaker 2: and said it had to be whoa, it's her Jack Harlow.
Speaker 1: Oh she loves it.
Speaker 2: I can't stand that song. I just don't get Jack Harlow.
Speaker 2: Let me say something about him. Say, I just it's
Speaker 2: a poor man's version of a G Easy, which is
Speaker 2: a poor man's version of a Bubba Sparks, which is
Speaker 2: a poor man's version of a Paul Wall, which is
Speaker 2: an even poorer version of an eminem.
Speaker 1: I'm really not following any of that, but I understand.
Speaker 1: I guess it's just it's a ripoff of a ripoff
Speaker 1: of a ripoff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, I just don't get it. I don't
Speaker 2: see the staying power. I've tried, I've really tried. I
Speaker 2: didn't like that first Class song. This song I like
Speaker 2: first Class. I don't like that's so nice beat. I
Speaker 2: don't get it, like I'd rather just listen to Glamorous
Speaker 2: by Fergie.
Speaker 1: It's okay, No, we liked it, we talked about it.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Diamond apologizes. That's what's fine. We give us
Speaker 1: something to tell you, the fodder for us.
Speaker 2: I was just saying, I think he's a poor man's
Speaker 2: version of a G Easy, which is a poor man's version.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She disagrees that's right, so she just leaves listen.
Speaker 2: I like him on the Industry Baby song, the Little
Speaker 2: nas X one, but otherwise as a whole, I'm just
Speaker 2: kind of like, what is this?
Speaker 1: Would you care for a fruit snack?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love Do you want the ones juiceful? There's all
Speaker 1: different ones? Yeah, I like that one because the berries,
Speaker 1: the berries, I have the original assent topic. While you
Speaker 1: eat that, We're gonna take a break, Andrew, we'll be
Speaker 1: back right after this.
Speaker 2: And we're back. Can I say one more thing about him?
Speaker 2: Who the Jack Harlow? Sure he's from Lexicon, Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 1: What state is that?
Speaker 2: Kentucky?
Speaker 1: What they call it?
Speaker 2: The blue Grass State?
Speaker 1: Very good? Because I told you that a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not like I was just there.
Speaker 1: What's New Jersey?
Speaker 2: The Garden State?
Speaker 1: Very good? What's New York? Because I told you that,
Speaker 1: What's New York? The says it on the license plates.
Speaker 1: And we were there the other Eelsier state. We were
Speaker 1: there the other night, the Garden State. We were there
Speaker 1: with Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2: The Empire State.
Speaker 1: Very good. What's California?
Speaker 2: The orange?
Speaker 1: No different different colors, the yellow, no purple, noream metallic, neon, metallic, metallic,
Speaker 1: metallic state, No, golden bro golden God, there's lots of
Speaker 1: golden grams there. You know, it's the most popular cereal
Speaker 1: in California because Golden State.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, where's the facts?
Speaker 1: Didn't you know that? I just told you them?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Also, by the way, speaking of a metallic and golden
Speaker 1: We're gonna go back to Kentucky in.
Speaker 2: Just a second.
Speaker 1: But the last night we uh you know, had the
Speaker 1: Honka celebration in my parents' house, and I brought over
Speaker 1: loatkas and blintzes. They were delicious.
Speaker 2: Do you make them?
Speaker 1: No? I just heat them up.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you buy them pretty made?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're very difficult and you just grab your knuckles.
Speaker 2: And I had a lot for the first time about
Speaker 2: two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Now for the first time.
Speaker 2: Yes, ever, the best thing ever. It's like a delicious hashbread.
Speaker 1: Oh it is a hash bound cake. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't hot enough for my dad because he
Speaker 1: likes things hot, okay, And so my mom had the
Speaker 1: fancy plates out. Don't know why she, I guess she
Speaker 1: never has company. So the fancy plates came out. So
Speaker 1: my dad puts it in the microwave with the latka
Speaker 1: on it sparks everywhere, smoke and sparks the plate yep,
Speaker 1: because it had the little foiled flowery golden stuff around
Speaker 1: the side and he ruined her plate. It was a
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, oh, it's metal, Like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's got there. What do you call that the rim? No,
Speaker 1: it's like uh foil graving. No, it's something. It's called
Speaker 1: something and boss etching, no matching maybe maybe yeah anyway,
Speaker 1: So yes, okay, Kentucky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's from Lexington who Jack Harlan Okay, And so
Speaker 2: I don't understand where he maybe have grown up that
Speaker 2: he's talking the way he talks. I am just a
Speaker 2: little confused by it. Heyo, I'm Vanilla Bube. It's the
Speaker 2: same thing as the kid LAROI you're from Australia. How
Speaker 2: come every time he talks y'all, what, uh it's the
Speaker 2: kid LaRoy? Look, it's you're from Australia, dude.
Speaker 1: What It's no different than our friend that you know
Speaker 1: has been doing top forty radio for the last I
Speaker 1: don't know, twenty years, and all of a sudden he's
Speaker 1: doing country is y'all talking like.
Speaker 2: This, y'all right, like it really is true.
Speaker 1: It's true, there are people And what about do people
Speaker 1: do fake actions like Madonna with the British and everything?
Speaker 1: You know? I mean, yeah, I think I think if
Speaker 1: people are around it for a short period of time,
Speaker 1: they think that they have it and they just kind
Speaker 1: of put it on. You know. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's I don't even know
Speaker 1: if it's it's always I don't know if it's always
Speaker 1: on purpose. But I think it's just kind of you're
Speaker 1: just into it, you know. Yeah, just like everybody says, hey,
Speaker 1: do your radio voice, I'm like, I don't have a
Speaker 1: radio voice. I just how am I speaking right now
Speaker 1: in a radio voice or just my regular voice? No?
Speaker 1: This is my regular yelling at Andrew voice.
Speaker 2: But if I had a script in front of you, yeah,
Speaker 2: you turn it on?
Speaker 1: What how what are you talking about? I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so if I'm going to do a commercial, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be like I'm a little bit iman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's one thing in like the way you
Speaker 2: would like you would normally say, hey, would you like
Speaker 2: a weltis fruits stack? You weltis juiceful, So they're so good.
Speaker 2: I love when Cooper and Ashley have them instead. You go,
Speaker 2: well just for juiceful, No a juicy fruit snack. No,
Speaker 2: your kids will love I know Ashley and Cooper I
Speaker 2: love them.
Speaker 1: No, yes, no no. If I'm just doing a talking voice,
Speaker 1: it's regular. If I'm reading something, then I'll be like
Speaker 1: Mercedes beds of Marstown. You know. Then you have to
Speaker 1: kind of put it on.
Speaker 2: So you admit it a little bit so you hear it.
Speaker 1: I don't hear it. I don't hear it though, but
Speaker 1: when i'm when I'm you just did it? I get it?
Speaker 1: But I could I try to enunciate more when I'm
Speaker 1: doing a commercial. You know, I've just had a little
Speaker 1: bit more radio guy, so you would announce her a
Speaker 1: little bit more announcer two voices. No, no, I just
Speaker 1: enunciate more when I'm doing radio guy.
Speaker 2: But so that means you have two different voices.
Speaker 1: It's not a different voice. It is enunciate. Do you
Speaker 1: know what that means?
Speaker 2: I do know what nunciate means. Idiot?
Speaker 1: Uh So where are you going over the holiday vacation?
Speaker 2: You're doing any Christmas? Sticking around I'm so I have
Speaker 2: no New Year's plans yet. I'm trying to neither do something.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll throw a big party at my house.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I have a whole host
Speaker 2: of people that would come. Nope, damn it, because my
Speaker 2: parents are like, you could use the house, but we
Speaker 2: don't want too many people over, right, And I'd already
Speaker 2: know that I'd get at least twenty people coming.
Speaker 1: That's not that many, I know.
Speaker 2: But then they all have to stay over.
Speaker 1: Oh, because everybody gets drunkie.
Speaker 2: Well, well, yeah, it's New Year's that's true, and I
Speaker 2: don't want anybody driving.
Speaker 1: It's a Monday night this year, I think, right, something weird.
Speaker 1: It's a Monday night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'm going to Florida on that Tuesday, No, Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I'm figuring it out.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Sunday night. New Year's Eve is Sunday night. New
Speaker 1: Year's Day is Monday. Got it? Got it?
Speaker 2: Got it? Yeah, But I think I'm going to be
Speaker 2: at my parents' house. The last two years I was
Speaker 2: over at my friend Kim and Michelle's house. Oh they
Speaker 2: listening to this, No, no, but I can. But they're
Speaker 2: not doing the holiday party. The New Year's party because
Speaker 2: it's also stressful for them. You have a two bedroom
Speaker 2: apartment and you're hosting like thirty people in an apartment.
Speaker 2: That's annoying.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: I totally get it. Whereas I though, oh my god,
Speaker 2: their apartment's amazing. Yeah, so so nice. I think on
Speaker 2: the nineteenth that Jimmy Fallon thing that we're doing, I'm
Speaker 2: going to be over there to watch it sync up
Speaker 2: to the year.
Speaker 1: I want to come.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the nineteenth of December, so is it a
Speaker 2: big party?
Speaker 1: No? Are they're having like five people? No?
Speaker 2: I just asked them if I could go.
Speaker 1: Can I also go?
Speaker 2: Well, it's our Hawaiian Christmas afterwards or doing Hawaiian Christmas dinner.
Speaker 2: I do have Pineapple Cellar and there's place in Jersey
Speaker 2: City called Cellar three thirty five.
Speaker 1: Everyone's coming out just so you know, you just invited
Speaker 1: all of our listeners.
Speaker 2: Well there's no reservation, so good luck. But they it's
Speaker 2: a Hawaiian Christmas themed and it's usually just Hawaiian themed,
Speaker 2: but for Christmas they put like all like the sand,
Speaker 2: they put Santa hats on all the hula people. It's fun.
Speaker 1: Do you put on a Huler skirt.
Speaker 2: We decided we're going to go in Hawaiian shirts.
Speaker 1: You can wear a coconut bra.
Speaker 2: No, but maybe one of the girls will I see,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a lay. I'm sorry, We're gonna hand
Speaker 2: out lays. Oh not the chips?
Speaker 1: Oh done? Oh? Those? I can't. Actually I can here.
Speaker 1: You know you said it happens to be right here.
Speaker 1: What instrument is that? I think it's no, not in
Speaker 1: the seventies. They didn't have keyboards in the seventies like that.
Speaker 1: It was pretty beat. No, it's I don't know what
Speaker 1: that noise is. I did watch they they had They
Speaker 1: actually showed an orchestra playing that one time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know what that sound was from though. Anyway. So
Speaker 1: the nineteenth is a Tuesday. I want I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't really do stuff on Tuesday nights. You know
Speaker 1: dad life hashtag dad.
Speaker 2: Life, dad life?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing being a dad? Where in
Speaker 1: my house? So I can't come on Tuesday night? Is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Sad Saturday night? Maybe Saturday I.
Speaker 2: Might have plans already.
Speaker 1: No, I not this, yeah, no, like this that's here.
Speaker 1: The Friday, the twenty second, I have a physical in
Speaker 1: the afternoon. I'm going to powder. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's gonna ask me to drop him, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to powder.
Speaker 2: You know, you can just say no, no, I want
Speaker 2: him to.
Speaker 1: Okay, he doesn't do it anymore. Last time I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: aren't you gonna He's like, did do you want me to?
Speaker 1: We don't really do that. I'm like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean you don't do it? When did you stop doing this?
Speaker 2: We're at the orthodontis, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Don't they need to like do the thing to see
Speaker 1: if you have the thing? I mean, do you self
Speaker 1: check my balls?
Speaker 2: No? What else should I be asking? No?
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean it's there, but I mean he's
Speaker 1: but they usually do stuff and he hasn't done it
Speaker 1: the last two times. I was pissed. I'm like, can
Speaker 1: you do it?
Speaker 2: Well, you could self check.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. A doctor should do it. You know,
Speaker 1: he knows what's up. What I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, but.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Yeah, I have a physical until at one
Speaker 1: o'clock and then I'm free that Friday night. I think
Speaker 1: if you want to hang Ruddy the.
Speaker 2: Twenty s oh, No, I have plans on the twenty
Speaker 2: second I'm doing. I'm having a Christmas party with a
Speaker 2: couple of friends.
Speaker 1: Can I come?
Speaker 2: Sure? Tommy is going to be there, Gina coming, Gina
Speaker 2: is not coming.
Speaker 1: I would like to come because I also have some
Speaker 1: things to talk about with these koozies. So maybe I
Speaker 1: can come and it could be a business meeting. You'll pay?
Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah that sounds fun. Right, We're having a
Speaker 2: Christmas party.
Speaker 1: I want to come. I'll put a hat on.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks, I'll jingle in jangle Yeah let me.
Speaker 1: No, it's fine, just talk it over. I know you'll
Speaker 1: never talk it over, just like I was supposed to
Speaker 1: come hang and watch Godfather with you and Victoria. That
Speaker 1: Ironica Veronica.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually didn't even leave my apartment this weekend.
Speaker 1: Why so sick? No? I just so tired.
Speaker 2: It was the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I slept until ten o'clock the day after dingle ball.
Speaker 2: Do you know who the last time I slept until
Speaker 2: ten years? It was the most beautiful sleep I've ever had.
Speaker 2: I didn't even take a Costco sleeping pill. Do you
Speaker 2: know how rare that is?
Speaker 1: A Costco sleeping pill?
Speaker 2: Costco sleeping pills are the best sleeping pills.
Speaker 1: What is it the equivalent of Is it like zequi?
Speaker 2: It's like basically then of an actual sleeping pill.
Speaker 1: What's night tall?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I don't know what an eye tall is.
Speaker 1: It'll help you get your z's.
Speaker 2: Oh cool. Anyway, No Costco sleeping pills. If you see them,
Speaker 2: buy them because they are so good.
Speaker 1: Why are you pushing sleeping pills on our show?
Speaker 2: Because they're not prescription and because for people who may
Speaker 2: have a bad night of sleep if you just take
Speaker 2: half of one. Let me tell you that's the trick.
Speaker 2: I use it every once in a while when I
Speaker 2: fill him really over exaple.
Speaker 1: If you see James on the corner, he's got great crack,
Speaker 1: Go get it. You don't push sleeping pills.
Speaker 2: So now we're saying crack is the same as a
Speaker 2: Costco sleeping pill.
Speaker 1: I don't. You shouldn't call them sleeping pills. That you
Speaker 1: should just be a you know, a sleep aid. Right,
Speaker 1: sleeping pill sounds like it's some kind of thing you
Speaker 1: shouldn't like.
Speaker 2: We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Oh I got nothing and we're back. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I may have taken a sleeping aid.
Speaker 1: This show has been a lot of nothing today. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so you're going to Florida in December? Is that what
Speaker 1: you said?
Speaker 2: You say that there's ping ponging back and forth.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm going in January. I just have to
Speaker 2: figure out pin date.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you guys are yelling at me about going away,
Speaker 1: like to Saint Martin or something.
Speaker 2: No, did you read the text?
Speaker 1: Yes, I had to remove myself from the conversation.
Speaker 2: That was very dramatic.
Speaker 1: Well, because you guys are just like railing on me.
Speaker 1: Get a babysitter. Bah No, I have responsibilities in life.
Speaker 1: You guys don't understand. You're all at millennials with no responsibilities.
Speaker 1: You guys can like lock your door and go, I
Speaker 1: have a lock your door and go. I got a dog?
Speaker 1: What I got kids? Lock your door?
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 1: I can't just like get up and go, Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: half just live. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You have a month and a half to what I
Speaker 2: have to prepare.
Speaker 1: Prepare then can the kids come? No?
Speaker 2: Exactly, because I have a three bedroom apartment.
Speaker 1: I have children, I have a dog.
Speaker 2: It's President's Day weekend.
Speaker 1: I understand. I'm already gonna be in Florida. Dude, I'm
Speaker 1: already gonna be it with the kids. Oh, well, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be in Miami. Oh okay, great, great, see the great.
Speaker 1: Nice seeing you.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see you.
Speaker 1: How it's not in your.
Speaker 2: Boca, Well you could just take the train up.
Speaker 1: You just take the train down. Maybe Jake is going
Speaker 1: to be there, Hey, Jake the producer. I still haven't
Speaker 1: been My phone is interurn, Jake Nice.
Speaker 2: I think I'm still in a Sam's phone as Andrew
Speaker 2: knew as assistant that that's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so no, we're going. We're going down just for
Speaker 1: a couple of days. Actually wants to go see University
Speaker 1: of Miami. Can you take tour?
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 1: Can you come yet? Well, you know people, you.
Speaker 2: Can't tell me to come down, and we invited you
Speaker 2: to come down, and you've now gone on a whole
Speaker 2: rant being like you're going to be responsibilities. Oh wait
Speaker 2: is president say wee? Can I'll be there?
Speaker 1: Well you're already going to be there, but you're going
Speaker 1: to be here, so calm down. We're south. Well we're
Speaker 1: much more south than you. We don't know anything about
Speaker 1: university of Miami. Can you come help us, give us
Speaker 1: a tour? I can, Yeah, come on, just make a day.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when we're there. Hold on, hold on, calendar,
Speaker 1: hold on, I love, my love, my love, my little
Speaker 1: calendar girl. What are you doing over there? What's that song?
Speaker 1: So that's Neil is going?
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go in Miami that February weekend.
Speaker 1: That's right. I didn't know when it was. I didn't
Speaker 1: pay attention. I couldn't go. Maybe I should read it
Speaker 1: did originally it wasn't. It wasn't then, No, it was
Speaker 1: originally they said January. But my sister is going to
Speaker 1: the place in Boca in January. And because my parents
Speaker 1: live there, almost like they're snowbirds now, they pretty much
Speaker 1: come back in May. They fly south for the winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they come back for like maybe a week
Speaker 2: at a time. Jackie used the January week, so I'm
Speaker 2: going to claim the February week.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like a timeshare within the Andrew family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, absolutely. Also, I think our friend Steven, he's
Speaker 2: planning the next version of his Survivor game. Would you
Speaker 2: want to play it? We're gonna put some serious.
Speaker 1: Kashish I forget what that was all about. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: forgot it was all about you. You did that once before.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm the first time I came in third. Wait what,
Speaker 2: I didn't have any votes to win?
Speaker 1: Tell me all about it.
Speaker 2: So he throws a Survivor competition.
Speaker 1: Not very good at that.
Speaker 2: You don't need to be. You need to figure yourself out.
Speaker 2: And then but this year, I think I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: Carl and Anthony. If they're listening, I have to send
Speaker 2: them the formal invite, So I'll text them today. So
Speaker 2: this way you would have gotten the text by time
Speaker 2: this is airing. Anyway, that's not important.
Speaker 1: What does it mean? Figure yourself out?
Speaker 2: Well, you have to figure out how you're gonna win.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's about.
Speaker 2: You've never seen Survivor.
Speaker 1: I have, but I don't really watch much, just like
Speaker 1: Michelle doesn't watch Extreme Couponing. I don't really watch Survivor.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't, I can't. The worst part is
Speaker 2: the Challenge now takes people from those terrible shows. Yeah,
Speaker 2: imagine if you got a call from the Challenge, that'd
Speaker 2: be amazing. If I was on it with her, she'd
Speaker 2: be like, are you kidding me right now. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it was a really hard time being on Extreme Couponing.
Speaker 2: I have to make alliances.
Speaker 1: I did with the store manager.
Speaker 2: Actually you know what you did negotiating anyway, But yeah,
Speaker 2: you go, and he has a whole bunch of games.
Speaker 2: But this year when we plan it, I'm going to
Speaker 2: have people. I think I'm going to try and get
Speaker 2: a sponsor. So this way there's cash on board. Because
Speaker 2: let me tell you something, the minute people could win
Speaker 2: like a grand that whole game is going to be different.
Speaker 2: People will destroy other people and I'm excited to watch that.
Speaker 1: It's really not my not my y.
Speaker 2: So you'd be willing to vote yourself out first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really because I don't really understand it.
Speaker 1: All sad. You have to do things right.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's like social and it's like a social competition.
Speaker 1: I was never good on the social ladder. I don't
Speaker 1: think I would.
Speaker 2: You're never go on the social ladder.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was always on the C team and gym
Speaker 1: and I had to give gum out so I would
Speaker 1: have friends in school.
Speaker 2: Listen, that's negotiating.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. I used to. I used to
Speaker 1: bring big packs. Wow, what's that?
Speaker 2: Josh says, you're dead to him after the stunt you
Speaker 2: pulled leaving the combo.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I used to get like big boxes of
Speaker 1: Bubblicious and bubble Yum and hubbah bubbah and bring him
Speaker 1: to school, like my freshman year of high school so
Speaker 1: people would like me.
Speaker 2: They banned gum at my school, but I still got
Speaker 2: to chew it. I don't know how, but.
Speaker 1: Well it was always I don't like, why would people
Speaker 1: gum under the desk? I mean that was just disgusting.
Speaker 1: By the time, you know, you were a senior in
Speaker 1: high school, there was years and years of gum underneath
Speaker 1: these desks. Yeah, and you put your hand under there
Speaker 1: by mistake, and it was either a booger or there
Speaker 1: was a watch in my hand. There was always some
Speaker 1: kind of mystery goo under the desk.
Speaker 2: Not good. No, now you just give me flashbacks.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Also, I hated the desks that did never like that
Speaker 2: weren't didn't have like a big desk. If that makes sense,
Speaker 2: it does, Like why Yeah, some of them would take
Speaker 2: up the whole thing, and then others would be like
Speaker 2: that little what was the point.
Speaker 1: Imagine being a lefty with that little desk didn't work
Speaker 1: so well because they didn't have lefty desks.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was discriminatory against lefties.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's very as the kids would say, ablest me.
Speaker 2: It means, uh, well, I mean technically you are able bodied, right,
Speaker 2: but in this case, it's ablest against left handed people.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what. We just dealt with it and
Speaker 1: moved on. Yeah, we went to Texas, we did pets.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you that so many people have come
Speaker 2: up to me about this butter versus dinner entree knife thing.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, I'm telling you. It starts about fifty
Speaker 2: to fifty though. I actually think more people are wrong
Speaker 2: in saying it's butter knife.
Speaker 1: But they're not. They're wrong because you think it's wrong.
Speaker 2: No, it is wrong. If I search butter knife, right,
Speaker 2: you can search anything, anybody would put anything, but on Amazon.
Speaker 2: If I'm looking to buy a butter knife and I
Speaker 2: type it in, what do you think? The first thing is.
Speaker 1: Probably one of those dumb little ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a butter knife.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: And then when I search a dinner knife, you know,
Speaker 2: it comes up a steak knife. No, no, sweetie, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: I'm not having this dumb conversation again. Well, because it's
Speaker 1: really meaning it's just meaningless.
Speaker 2: How is it meaningless? Because its nothing to talk about.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't mean anything. We've already done.
Speaker 2: It does, doesn't it means something?
Speaker 1: All right? With that said, you got anything else? Andrew?
Speaker 1: You're done? No? I have nothing? You finished? Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have an episode next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to pre record a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, so all new serial Killers on Monday. Yep. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm gonna play this on the next
Speaker 1: serial Killers. On the next serial Killers, I will introduce
Speaker 1: you to a serial whose name is the same is
Speaker 1: what I call Andrew behind his back? That's Monday on
Speaker 1: serial Killers?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it a flake?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything. You can guess all day. Okay,
Speaker 1: I see your eyes. You can wander all you want.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna see it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, when you leave, I could just go through this.
Speaker 1: It's also not here. Oh wow, so I have it
Speaker 1: in my car in a suitcase with a lock on it.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta get out here because we just
Speaker 1: have talked about absolutely nothing. This entire episode so silly,
Speaker 1: but thank you for listening, very much appreciated. Until we
Speaker 1: see you on Monday with a serial Killers. Please follow
Speaker 1: us on socials at serial Killers PC and thank you
Speaker 1: Newman for everything that you do. Happy Holidays one and all, Yes,
Speaker 1: even though we'll see you on Monday, See you Monday. Bye.
Speaker 1: Say clink Andrew think.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's dramatic and they fell. Okay, that's like so dramatic. Okay,
Speaker 2: love you, bye bye