Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am
Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Is Thursday, everyone, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for listening. How are you today? Noah,
Speaker 1: and Andrew and and the besties? I mean, like they're
Speaker 1: not I can't hear them, you know so, but I
Speaker 1: do care how they are. I hope they're good. Um,
Speaker 1: how are you guys today? You go first? No, Well,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say you're going to hear the besties
Speaker 1: later on fan tracks. That's true, we'll see, we'll hear
Speaker 1: how some of them are later on. Andrew, Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: how are you? No what you sound good? Oh? I
Speaker 1: sound yeah? I sound good because I went friends. I
Speaker 1: went to jiu jitsu this morning. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I like fronds. Oh yeah, you choke anyone out or
Speaker 1: fucking ripped their arms off and beat them to death. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. It was a white class. How long?
Speaker 1: Actually I got an arm trying submission, So I'm guessing
Speaker 1: that you go like this, Basically, I'm in a triangle,
Speaker 1: choke someone with their own arm. Oh wow, you go
Speaker 1: stop choking yourself. Stop choking yourself. Do you see that
Speaker 1: while you do it? He's slapping your face. He's slap
Speaker 1: in your own face. That's cool. Is it? Was it
Speaker 1: a man or a woman? Um or or a non binary?
Speaker 1: If I don't remember, I did it too. I think
Speaker 1: it was a woman. But the fact that you can't
Speaker 1: remember equals like you could do it to anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just about jiu jitsu like you. You can funk
Speaker 1: up men. Yep. I can't wait for Noah to fight
Speaker 1: my nephew in three years. I gave him three years,
Speaker 1: and I think it will be a close match. Andrew,
Speaker 1: how are you? I mean, I'm ready, I'm I mean,
Speaker 1: things are good. I didn't go to jiu jitsu, I
Speaker 1: worked out, had a good morning. We all this you
Speaker 1: They don't know Stu, but it works on perfect strangers. Okay,
Speaker 1: sat at the gym, Yeah, there was so at our gym.
Speaker 1: There's one bench, just one. It's like the movie the
Speaker 1: show After Life. Oh is there only one bench? And
Speaker 1: well there's one bench at the grave site where he
Speaker 1: meets that woman. They just sit on the bench together
Speaker 1: and talk about death in life. Shout out to everyone
Speaker 1: who knows that show. That was a pretty fucking sick
Speaker 1: joke For those of you know and got it right away.
Speaker 1: Others people are just like, no, I got it, and
Speaker 1: I didn't care for it. There's one bench, right, there's
Speaker 1: three guys inside there. The guy was already working out
Speaker 1: on the bench. It's his bench. I get it. There's one.
Speaker 1: Do you, if it's a stranger, say look, you want
Speaker 1: to share the bench? Why do you need a bench?
Speaker 1: I'm just curious. There's a lot. I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: doing upper no, no, I know. But if it's upper body,
Speaker 1: you're doing chests back, you just you need it. Now
Speaker 1: he was doing workout back and do this thing like this,
Speaker 1: or you're using it. He was honestly using it for
Speaker 1: exercise that you don't even need a bench for. So
Speaker 1: he's utilizing this bench. It's the only bench. He's someone
Speaker 1: that works on our perfect I don't think. So. Now
Speaker 1: do you offer a stranger and say hey, you want
Speaker 1: to share it? Because for me, I feel awkward and
Speaker 1: I go, do you want to do? He was on
Speaker 1: it for forty five minutes doing workouts that really didn't
Speaker 1: even need the bench. What do you minutes walking a
Speaker 1: quarter mile like a little high Yeah that's fast. No,
Speaker 1: he was doing just like a little tricept things like
Speaker 1: he didn't need it, he was sitting on it to
Speaker 1: do bib I. If there was someone that was hogging
Speaker 1: a piece of equipment, one equipment needed that was only
Speaker 1: one of I would absolutely say, hey man, do you
Speaker 1: mind if I get in on this bench? At some point,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say share, he's had his time. I mean
Speaker 1: every sign where you go to a gym and it's
Speaker 1: like limit your time even at my gym at the hotel,
Speaker 1: limit your time on the machines to thirty minutes. That's
Speaker 1: just that's that's the that everyone knows that it's about
Speaker 1: that number where you just you have to do that,
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, I would have just said, hey man,
Speaker 1: do you mind me if I could get it on
Speaker 1: that bench? Action it just sucks that I have to ask.
Speaker 1: I really feel like you should offer, of course, But
Speaker 1: he's a he's not a person that thinks about other people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it was such a weird vibe. It was
Speaker 1: such a vibe of like is he really just like
Speaker 1: he knows that you're waiting. It's like when people when
Speaker 1: you're waiting for someone's parking space and you're following them
Speaker 1: at the grocery store and then they take longer into
Speaker 1: the car. My dad always said people when you they
Speaker 1: know your waitings take longer, and that never made sense
Speaker 1: to me. I am so much faster when people are waiting.
Speaker 1: I would go ford, I'll try to. I'd run over
Speaker 1: five people just so I can get i will ruin
Speaker 1: all my groceries by jettison them into the backseat and
Speaker 1: like breaking all the bottles just so I can. Like
Speaker 1: even like, you know, when you're crossing a road and
Speaker 1: you do this thing to just make it look like
Speaker 1: you're go going a little bit faster even if you're not.
Speaker 1: You know, like you you've got to show the person
Speaker 1: that you're aware of them. It's just that's fucking Trump's America.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's That's basically what it's about. Is like,
Speaker 1: I am a free person. It's all about me. I
Speaker 1: get to do what I want to do, and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be inconvenient at all by someone else's needs.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this guy was from Mexico, but still
Speaker 1: your point, that's it's the same. It's the same mindset
Speaker 1: that makes people not want to like, I don't need
Speaker 1: to support poor people. I'm not gonna fucking welfare and like,
Speaker 1: just not it's people that can't have any empathy, Like, well,
Speaker 1: I would just find a different parking space. I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: They don't. They can't see themselves on the other side
Speaker 1: of things, it's insane. The earthquake. The comedian Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just Neil Brannan is posted a bit of his of saying,
Speaker 1: like a Trump supporter, they're they're just so die hard,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna believe anything. You can say anything. And
Speaker 1: he's like, so when people go, what kind of woman
Speaker 1: do you want to end up with? Earth quake, He's like,
Speaker 1: I want a woman that's into me just as much
Speaker 1: as a woman is into Trump. So they're like, are
Speaker 1: you fucking someone else? Here's that one? Fake news? Like
Speaker 1: it's such a funny analogy to just think about it,
Speaker 1: like if you were acting like an asshole and just
Speaker 1: blindly you're loving him no matter what, no matter what,
Speaker 1: he can't do any wrong. I understand not liking the left.
Speaker 1: I totally get that, and being like, Okay, well this
Speaker 1: is my only option to like this other thing. But
Speaker 1: if you think Trump is a good leader, and or
Speaker 1: you think any of these people on Fox News are
Speaker 1: people you should trust, or who would ever give a
Speaker 1: funk about you outside of you giving them a rating.
Speaker 1: You're so misguided. These people have no care for probably
Speaker 1: even their family members. Honestly, they are and there's such
Speaker 1: people are even mad at them. They can't help it.
Speaker 1: They were raised by alcoholics. I have no empathy either,
Speaker 1: like the people. They can't. I watch Tucker Carlson and
Speaker 1: my blood starts boiling. But I have to remember that
Speaker 1: these people are, you know, they can't help who they are.
Speaker 1: They just can't help it. That's just the way they
Speaker 1: are because they just were born with brains that are
Speaker 1: different and not. Honestly, it's it's worse for our planet
Speaker 1: to have people. It's worse for humanity to have people
Speaker 1: like that, because it's gonna result in, you know, reaping
Speaker 1: the fucking environment because we think, because they think, humans
Speaker 1: are on top and so we can do whatever we
Speaker 1: want to animals and to plants and other societies like
Speaker 1: because we're better. But um, I'm not saying that morally
Speaker 1: they're not. They're not wrong for having their brains, I
Speaker 1: feel because they didn't choose them. If I was born
Speaker 1: with Tucker Carlson's brain and his life, I would be
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson, you'd wear a lot more and cost and
Speaker 1: man Burberry. Dude. I think though. What it's also very
Speaker 1: annoying is when we go funck Fox News. If you go,
Speaker 1: oh what CNN, and I'm saying, yeah, well, if that's
Speaker 1: not good, what about CNN? I don't know politics, and
Speaker 1: I stay away from anything Trump related because it's so
Speaker 1: You even sent me something yesterday where the fucking some
Speaker 1: secretary of the U N guy was talking to he
Speaker 1: was defense under Trump, Oh he was, and he said
Speaker 1: that Trump because you know, they're saying that Trump would
Speaker 1: have handled Ukraine and this wouldn't be going on if
Speaker 1: Russia didn't attack any Honestly, Trump didn't even know where Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Finland was in Russia. And then people will hear that
Speaker 1: and go no, I mean, dude, do you really have
Speaker 1: to know where Finland is? I don't know where Finland
Speaker 1: is can And it's like, well, I'm not president saying that.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't watch this stuff anymore because it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It hasn't mattered for years. And it's again,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I'm better than someone who doesn't.
Speaker 1: When when someone is taking their time putting their groceries
Speaker 1: in their car because they know I'm there waiting, and
Speaker 1: they take longer to do it, just out of spite.
Speaker 1: That person is suffering so much. It just is true
Speaker 1: their life. They someone honking at you in traffic, someone
Speaker 1: who flicks you off, someone who wants to make your
Speaker 1: life a little bit worse because they want to just
Speaker 1: for no reason other than to make your life first.
Speaker 1: They are suffering so much more than you are, and
Speaker 1: they're just trying to get you to the same place
Speaker 1: they are. And I gotta remember that. I saw a
Speaker 1: tweet yesterday of like I knew I was in Florida
Speaker 1: when I was walking across the street and the person
Speaker 1: sped up coming at me, and I know that, Burt,
Speaker 1: Like that's happened to me in Florida. Where you hear
Speaker 1: the engine get where you step on the pedal riding
Speaker 1: your bike on the side of the road, and someone
Speaker 1: gets closer to the bike lane just because you're there.
Speaker 1: It's a third It's just you know, And I'm serious, man,
Speaker 1: like i I'm not coming at this like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: smarter than these people are. I'm a better persone. The
Speaker 1: things I believe in probably lead to a better planet,
Speaker 1: just because that's the way it is when you think
Speaker 1: about others more than yourself. And I can be fucking
Speaker 1: selfish as funk. I can be trumpy sometimes, but the
Speaker 1: fact that I can acknowledge that and go, whoa fuck,
Speaker 1: that's all I want from these people is just to go,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I believe that. At one point, I'm
Speaker 1: so embarrassed and I'm so sorry, and then I would
Speaker 1: forgive It's fine. Just know that you kind of are
Speaker 1: selfish and admit it. It's the blind faith that the blind,
Speaker 1: just that belief that nothing else is right. Whatever it is,
Speaker 1: it's about, you know what. It's how much they hate liberals,
Speaker 1: you know. And and I have to say, for the
Speaker 1: other side, it's sometimes about how much we hate them,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like it's not about how much you
Speaker 1: like your side, it's about how much you hate the
Speaker 1: other side. And yeah, I just have to remember that
Speaker 1: they're having a bad day, because when do you ever notice,
Speaker 1: like I just ran into this in my own life,
Speaker 1: like I was just yesterday, even with someone on Perfect
Speaker 1: Strangers three, we had like, oh two, well now we're
Speaker 1: working on three. This guy and I listen I'm dumping
Speaker 1: the gun a little bit, but I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: based on Perfectly Just too. It's going so well, I
Speaker 1: definitely think there will be a three. Um, you witnessed it,
Speaker 1: like I got into kind of like I was in
Speaker 1: a state of just I was just in a bad
Speaker 1: mood because it was based I realized after the fact.
Speaker 1: So without talking about specifics, someone on Perfect Rangers. Three,
Speaker 1: a good friend or two a good friend of mine
Speaker 1: who I've been working with on Perfect Strangers. One who
Speaker 1: I met like him, and I just like he was
Speaker 1: just trying to help me with what we about the
Speaker 1: scene we're about to shoot, and there was something about
Speaker 1: it that I was like, why can't I talk? Why
Speaker 1: can't I do this one line? And he's like because
Speaker 1: of this and this, and I'm like, but I want
Speaker 1: to and and then I realized, like and then I
Speaker 1: got on my high horse about like, well, that's that's
Speaker 1: why society is crumbling because I'm not allowed to say
Speaker 1: things like this. It was just like this whole thing,
Speaker 1: and all I really wanted from him was to go,
Speaker 1: I know it sucks. I wish you could too, but
Speaker 1: you know we can't. That's all I wanted. I wasn't
Speaker 1: asking him to like fight for it and like take
Speaker 1: it to the top or whatever like that, and instead
Speaker 1: he was just like not in the mood for my
Speaker 1: two and just kind of was like all right, see
Speaker 1: on set, and I was just like cool, and it
Speaker 1: was just like we both kind of we're doing like
Speaker 1: silent treatment, like standing our own. It was like the
Speaker 1: first time me and this guy have ever had like
Speaker 1: a bad moment, like he's We've only had like great, great,
Speaker 1: uh collaborative discussion. Getting DP on an NBC network is
Speaker 1: just a lot. I thought it would like add to
Speaker 1: the scene, and honestly, I still maintained that it it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't annal. It was double vagina, So yes,
Speaker 1: it does count as de Yeah, I should have been
Speaker 1: more specific. I just think that any DP could be
Speaker 1: any Like I think that's where the communication broke down.
Speaker 1: But I was just getting ready after that, and I
Speaker 1: was like sad because me and this person that is
Speaker 1: like always so supportive and like we just get along
Speaker 1: someone and our interactions like make my time on set
Speaker 1: so much more fun. We're like had this tense moment
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, God, he's mad at me. Funk,
Speaker 1: I gotta like it just like felt sad. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I was kind of in
Speaker 1: my own thing of like I'm right and like he
Speaker 1: just needed to do this and it would have been fine,
Speaker 1: and like why was he like that? And then I
Speaker 1: was like, wait a second, why am I really so
Speaker 1: like why am I in the state of mind? And
Speaker 1: I realized it was because I had just gotten in
Speaker 1: trouble about something from another kind of sit a situation
Speaker 1: that was similar to the one that I was dealing
Speaker 1: with that I was defending with him, had sprung up
Speaker 1: right before he walked in, and it was completely not
Speaker 1: involved in him, and I felt embarrassed and like angry
Speaker 1: because I was embarrassed because I got kind of like
Speaker 1: called out for some kind of thing that I did
Speaker 1: that was honestly like I shouldn't have done. But I
Speaker 1: was like defensive of that right away because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to admit I was wrong, because I was just
Speaker 1: it was embarrassing to be wrong. And so I was
Speaker 1: already in the state of mind of like, well, fuck,
Speaker 1: like my fuck everything, Like I'm just trying to do
Speaker 1: the best and I'm a victim and everyone's mad at me.
Speaker 1: And then he comes in and I just put that
Speaker 1: on him. That conversation would not have gone the way
Speaker 1: it had had I not had the previous conversation right
Speaker 1: before he walked in that he had no idea what
Speaker 1: was going on. And afterwards he, you know, after we
Speaker 1: shot the scene, he texted me like that was great,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so funny or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, man, I want to apologize for
Speaker 1: my two before you walked into something that had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with you. And I took out my anger
Speaker 1: about that and my my anger up towards myself on
Speaker 1: you because it's just too much to like go inward
Speaker 1: with it. And he was like, I have not slept
Speaker 1: in three days. I am stressed out. I like I
Speaker 1: brought a whole thing, and are both our things just
Speaker 1: like turned into its own things, like a storm of
Speaker 1: perfect strangers to storm. I'm just so grateful that it didn't,
Speaker 1: because I think two years ago I would have still
Speaker 1: been mad at him. Today I probably wouldn't have been
Speaker 1: able to reach out and apologize. I probably wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been I would have just said, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1: I would have just acted like everything was fine, you know,
Speaker 1: or been like yeah, that scene was fine, thanks great
Speaker 1: seeing you today and not acknowledged what happened. But it
Speaker 1: just feels so good to be able to go listen,
Speaker 1: I was out of line, as in a bad mood,
Speaker 1: and that's okay. I'm not like a bad person, and
Speaker 1: you're not a bad person for being sleepless and feeling
Speaker 1: the way you did and just being like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with Nikki's fucking two right now, you know,
Speaker 1: Like it was we were both right and wrong to
Speaker 1: be wrong, you know, and it was just like it
Speaker 1: felt so good texting each other afterwards, and there was
Speaker 1: so much more love on the other side of this
Speaker 1: really awkward interaction that I would have, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: in hindsight, been like, can we just skip that in
Speaker 1: our lives? But I'm actually grateful for it because now
Speaker 1: we have we can now know the next time that
Speaker 1: bubbles up, I'm gonna go, Okay, remember the last time
Speaker 1: this happened, what what it resolved to? Let's just avoid
Speaker 1: it now. And what sucks to about a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff is like if I think back on certain friendships
Speaker 1: that might have ended for me, or like just all
Speaker 1: it would have taken with conversation. But what happens is,
Speaker 1: I think is like if you don't settle it or
Speaker 1: talk about it within the first couple of days, then
Speaker 1: it just keeps its festering, festering, and then you just
Speaker 1: you run away, and then it gets too far down
Speaker 1: the line where it's like, this is ridiculous to bring
Speaker 1: up ten years later and then get a friendship going again,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's like, God, it's such growth when you can just
Speaker 1: be like, what are they going through? And why? You
Speaker 1: know why am I mad? Okay? I might be mad
Speaker 1: at them, but what are they also? And what what
Speaker 1: am I going through? And like not excusing your actions,
Speaker 1: but just taking accountability. And when you do apologize, saying
Speaker 1: no butts, but you were doing this, keep it to
Speaker 1: yourself even if you know they're wrong about something. Let
Speaker 1: them have the space so that they can come to
Speaker 1: their own conclusions about themselves. Keep it an eye. And
Speaker 1: that's the best apology to me for myself. And when
Speaker 1: I received one where there's no butts, and I I
Speaker 1: struggle sometimes writing apologies on text. Unless you're getting yeah,
Speaker 1: then well Honestly, if it's a DV, there's no butts
Speaker 1: at all either. So um will be back after this
Speaker 1: and we're back. Let's just get to the news because
Speaker 1: we missed it yesterday. It's there to say, folks, you
Speaker 1: know what that means. It is thurs Day. Just in
Speaker 1: case you're wondering, Bob still that, I hope you're having
Speaker 1: all this god too much? Oh wait, that was an
Speaker 1: old running joke. Ye do you know what happened to him?
Speaker 1: Do you know there's like, yeah, I'm so glad it's settled,
Speaker 1: and it's not like it wasn't like murder or something. Oh,
Speaker 1: because for a wild people were saying, well, he has
Speaker 1: the injuries that only you only sustain if you get
Speaker 1: your attacked by a baseball bat. And then I had
Speaker 1: spoken to a close friend of his that was like,
Speaker 1: it was probably his headboard. I'm a tall guy. I
Speaker 1: always slammed my head into headboards. It was probably that.
Speaker 1: And then they noticed that his occipital lobe was like
Speaker 1: his first front part was cracked two, as was the
Speaker 1: back part, and so they're like, was their foul play?
Speaker 1: Like how could this have happened? What the funk happened?
Speaker 1: And they determined that he fell in his bathroom, hit
Speaker 1: his head two different ways on the way down. And
Speaker 1: he's a tall man and we were talking about it
Speaker 1: and you fall from six five your head from you know,
Speaker 1: even six foot, you're not going to get as much
Speaker 1: pull That extra five inches is might be the difference
Speaker 1: between life and death. And so he hit it on
Speaker 1: one and then two, and then I was able to
Speaker 1: get himself to bed, crawling probably, and that's where he
Speaker 1: passed away. So it was a break. Just no be
Speaker 1: alive the next day, and you'll be like, damn it,
Speaker 1: I thought I lost him and I could marry a
Speaker 1: tall guy. Um. I slammed my knee yesterday so fucking
Speaker 1: hard on this, so fucking you had left. I was
Speaker 1: glad you had left. You just left because you know
Speaker 1: when you like hurt yourself and someone goes are you okay? Early,
Speaker 1: you're choking and they're like are you okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: And you're just like add, like I need to just
Speaker 1: deal with this, Like I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: deal with your feelings you about this, because I I
Speaker 1: knew that if you had witnessed it, and like the
Speaker 1: sounds I was making you would have been like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, nicky like, and I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so grateful, Andrew, is it here to be concerned, because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to handle how scary this looks
Speaker 1: because I thought I had cracked. I was, you know,
Speaker 1: this is all like precarious thing. I was just jumping
Speaker 1: over this and I just slammed it on this edge
Speaker 1: on the corner and I am a fucking not on
Speaker 1: my knee. It hurts so much. That's my just my
Speaker 1: knee that well, that's bright tan, but there's a big
Speaker 1: old there's a big bump there. To be honest, I
Speaker 1: thought it was the bump below your knee. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be but I didn't. Ye know,
Speaker 1: my knees look like elephants sometimes. Um, but yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was fucking brutal. And I was thinking, Man, if
Speaker 1: that was my head concussion, like my knee got a
Speaker 1: concussion yesterday, I would have every time I hit my head.
Speaker 1: Now I think of Bob Sagett, And that's a good
Speaker 1: thing because I'm just more aware. Dude, I almost slip
Speaker 1: get in on the shower the other day. I thought
Speaker 1: about I got dizzy in the shower last night. I
Speaker 1: was so sick I threw up in the shower. I
Speaker 1: was having a migraine. So I got in the shower.
Speaker 1: I know I was having a migraine because I think
Speaker 1: my periods coming. And I got in the shower just
Speaker 1: to like feel other things besides my head, and and
Speaker 1: I was just like I felt there's something about and
Speaker 1: I just throw up just a little bit because it
Speaker 1: was just something. It was just my head hurts so
Speaker 1: fucking bad. And then um, I went to bed and
Speaker 1: I did this cool thing. I gotta show you the
Speaker 1: contraption I made. We'll get to news one second. She's
Speaker 1: going to get it right now. She's going to the bedroom.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she's going to bring out right now.
Speaker 1: The odds are either a sex toy or a UM
Speaker 1: love or a sleep mask that has UM something on it,
Speaker 1: like a vibrator on no sleep mask, great guests, I
Speaker 1: thought about doing that. So if you have migraines out there, headaches,
Speaker 1: I get up. My migraine starts inside my eye about here,
Speaker 1: like in the in the corner of my eye where
Speaker 1: you would do like a smoke, like the darkest line
Speaker 1: of your eyeshadow starts in the corner and I pressed that,
Speaker 1: and a lot of times I just like to have
Speaker 1: hard things hitting me there just to pull it because
Speaker 1: I want to like force. It's almost like the pain
Speaker 1: has a there's a certain amount of pain, and I
Speaker 1: want to get it all out quickly to like kill it.
Speaker 1: Like I want to like push on the pain so
Speaker 1: that it just all gets out instead of this dull release.
Speaker 1: So I invented something last night. I got this sleep
Speaker 1: mask in Cayman that has a pocket in it so
Speaker 1: that you can put one of these like cooling eye things. Right,
Speaker 1: like you put that in the freezer. That's not gonna
Speaker 1: be enough for me. So last night I was trying.
Speaker 1: I have another sleep mask that's just a basic one, right,
Speaker 1: And so I was trying different things, like I would
Speaker 1: take a pill bottle and then I would put sleep mask. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll talk louder because I can't do this. Put the
Speaker 1: sleet mask. She's putting a bottle of aspern or something
Speaker 1: underneath the sleep mast. And then I would go like
Speaker 1: this and I would just have it in my eye
Speaker 1: like this because it would feel so good. And this
Speaker 1: is what you're doing while you're watching the Kanye Dock.
Speaker 1: No Kanye Dock, I was suffering. Oh, I got sorry, Okay.
Speaker 1: So that was for a while and then I was like,
Speaker 1: it kept slipping out like that because it didn't have
Speaker 1: anything to hold it, and this is a silk mask,
Speaker 1: so it would just slip and then it would shoot
Speaker 1: across my room. So then I found my sleep mask that,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's hurt my vision worth it? I
Speaker 1: found this one has a pocket in it, and I
Speaker 1: found this charger on my nightstand right It's a it's
Speaker 1: like a big block charger, and I put it inside
Speaker 1: the mask so that I would hold in place and
Speaker 1: I would put it so that it was like this.
Speaker 1: By this time, the pain had traveled to my temple
Speaker 1: over here, and that's when I came up with this
Speaker 1: honestly mask on the side of the head, I believe,
Speaker 1: with a charger inside it, folks, And then I had
Speaker 1: it like that at so then the charger was on
Speaker 1: the temple at the very right spot. I put the
Speaker 1: other sleep mask on top to even put the pressure
Speaker 1: on even more, and then I laid against a pillow
Speaker 1: as hard as I could to press it in and
Speaker 1: it worked. It was great. It was. I was so
Speaker 1: excited that I had a pocketed sleep mask, and I
Speaker 1: really recommend this anyone with migraines something real quick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm your doctor, doctor in a cool glazer. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: suffering with migraines, and I've been taking medicine that you
Speaker 1: prescribe me. But I just I feel like tried taking
Speaker 1: the bottle and shoving it into your eyes hocket of medicine,
Speaker 1: not taking the medicine, but just using it. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to prescribe you a sleep mask from Amazon.
Speaker 1: Um it's made in China. It is about and if
Speaker 1: you have a prime it's gonna ship for free. And
Speaker 1: then I'm going to have you take whatever charger you
Speaker 1: have lying around, especially one I think would be great
Speaker 1: that has the um the sockets that you can put,
Speaker 1: you know, swipe in and out so that sometimes you
Speaker 1: can get a very direct pain, uh poking with the
Speaker 1: socket out, put inside, and then wrap that around your
Speaker 1: head and then um and then how long until you
Speaker 1: until the end of the Kanye Duck And then generally
Speaker 1: you will start to feel like you have summoned the
Speaker 1: same kind of psychosis that the person you're watching on
Speaker 1: the screen is going through and that possibly his car
Speaker 1: accident triggered this then this mania and that you yourself
Speaker 1: are and the mania that you will feel because your
Speaker 1: brain is too big for your skull. Much like Kanye
Speaker 1: described his own brain. UM is now what you're suffering with.
Speaker 1: I wonder before you've had some mania things I forget
Speaker 1: what was the other things like pulses it, yeah, something
Speaker 1: else about like looking in the mirror trying to like
Speaker 1: I forget, like you've had some issues are not issues,
Speaker 1: but some things when you're just completely alone where you
Speaker 1: just like you probably like lose track of time a
Speaker 1: little bit when you're doing that now doing migraines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like mania stuff. I never had mania manias when you
Speaker 1: go like but you think you're God and stuff. Swear
Speaker 1: you told me before. Now, I mean I've had like
Speaker 1: I've had like what we're talking about, like realizing like
Speaker 1: other people are you, You're everyone? That's more like, um,
Speaker 1: that's kind of an ego death kind of thing. But
Speaker 1: I haven't had mania, really. I've had depressed like bipolar
Speaker 1: is fits of mania where you're like everything's great, We're
Speaker 1: doing this, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna call this
Speaker 1: for some I'm gonna do it, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna do this, and we're like Kanye, you
Speaker 1: step into his world at the beginning of the documentary,
Speaker 1: the third documentary, where he's in the Dependic Republic, He's
Speaker 1: got a man like, uh, engineering a gyroscope or something
Speaker 1: in the corner. He's got another guy producing beats in
Speaker 1: this corner. He's jump rope over here. He's that's mania,
Speaker 1: being like this, this, this, this, Like you might say
Speaker 1: that's highly productive, but that I would say most doctors
Speaker 1: would see that in a bipolar patient, go Okay, this
Speaker 1: guy's suffering with a manic episode. And then the other
Speaker 1: side of that is the depression, where it's like the
Speaker 1: opposite of that. But I've I've suffered with the depression depress,
Speaker 1: like if I've had bipolar, the downs, but not the
Speaker 1: other things. Um, what do you constitute as mania? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Just like kind of you lose track
Speaker 1: of time, Like if you were like, let's say you
Speaker 1: had a migraine headache that was so bad that you
Speaker 1: just started experimenting things. The next thing you know, you've
Speaker 1: it's been forty five minutes and you don't even realize
Speaker 1: time went by and you had that except when I've
Speaker 1: blacked out. No, I know what I'm doing. I'm just
Speaker 1: I kind of. I just love when you can get
Speaker 1: those pressure points and just torture them. But let's get
Speaker 1: to the news. Okay, first story, all right, have you
Speaker 1: seen this, Nikki? The latest Wheel of Fortune disaster has
Speaker 1: been striving at the TV? Yes? Do you have it?
Speaker 1: To play it? Well? I want to see if Andrew
Speaker 1: knows this. I want to see if he knows the
Speaker 1: answer to it, because I was actually looked up other
Speaker 1: like idioms to see if because sometimes Andrew just misses
Speaker 1: out on things that have like this. Is this is
Speaker 1: an example of somebody just not hearing this phrase their
Speaker 1: entire life, which is possible. It's possible. Let's see. I
Speaker 1: might it might. I haven't seen this though, Okay, I
Speaker 1: think you'll know this. Another feather your Can I see
Speaker 1: the board or no? I can't? You know? Just Chris
Speaker 1: on what she's saying. I mean I would say, cap, yes,
Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay, So there's this an a left uh
Speaker 1: there was I think it was like it was it
Speaker 1: was yeah blank a blank another like yeah, I and
Speaker 1: Inn is missing that you and yours missing. Everything else
Speaker 1: is filled in. It's another feather fall, and then in
Speaker 1: his blank N then it's yours y O, and then
Speaker 1: blank are and then it's blank a blank for cap.
Speaker 1: Can I be honest though I knew it was cap
Speaker 1: because hat was incorrect, I don't know if I would
Speaker 1: have had. I don't think it's the worst mistake. But
Speaker 1: then let's continue. It goes round to her again. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that guy doesn't know it either. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: to buy a bow, which of the I guess bankrupts
Speaker 1: better in your lap? Oh, now Christopher is gonna roll again. Ah,
Speaker 1: so so frustrating. This is like wordle Thomas. Oh he
Speaker 1: got lose a turn now Thomas, who clearly knows it,
Speaker 1: he loses the term. I'm gonna okay. She's spinning it
Speaker 1: because she doesn't no. Still, well, what letter would you like? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If she doesn't get it now after
Speaker 1: getting Pete, I will solve another feather in your Now, Christopher,
Speaker 1: he's spinning it again. He gets bankrupts Thomas, you have
Speaker 1: no money, I'll okay. Thomas, who definitely has known it
Speaker 1: the whole time, is spinning again. She and there we
Speaker 1: go another feather in your cap, I mean and patch
Speaker 1: Piatt Piatt s g uh said something about like, I
Speaker 1: never like to make fun of anyone. This is really
Speaker 1: a high pressure game. I don't I like to like
Speaker 1: be very empathetic to the fact that these people, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes things just like miss. But yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: was actually say something very It was sweet. I thought, um,
Speaker 1: even yeah, so um, even though I think that um
Speaker 1: Alex Trebeck was the one that could be like kind
Speaker 1: of an asshole sometimes when people weren't as smart. But
Speaker 1: this is Wheal of Fortune. This isn't Jeopardy. You don't
Speaker 1: need to be like a I do like that. There's
Speaker 1: two different kind of fan It's like a chess and checkers.
Speaker 1: This was kind of an off putting thing, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, but sometimes you just miss things.
Speaker 1: Were you Were you a Jeopardy family or a Wheel
Speaker 1: of Fortune family? Uh? Wheel of Fortune? While my mom
Speaker 1: was making dinner, it would just be on and then
Speaker 1: we were a Jeopardy family. My dad's my dad's a
Speaker 1: jet pretty, my mom's a wheel of Fortune. What about you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were a Jeopardy family. We didn't play Wheel of Fortune,
Speaker 1: but Rusty's Family Wheel of Fortune. We liked, um trivial Pursuit.
Speaker 1: My dad really likes that. Um, remember you were really
Speaker 1: good at it. I do pretty well on that, like I, um,
Speaker 1: you know, there's some things that I'm just real dumb
Speaker 1: that And then I like playing it with my parents
Speaker 1: because we play this old version from the eighties where
Speaker 1: there's no there's no trivial questions from after six or something,
Speaker 1: so it's all stuff before I was even able to talk,
Speaker 1: and I do all write on it, and my parents
Speaker 1: sometimes I just like them. My favorite thing is when
Speaker 1: I know a song or something, even if it's not
Speaker 1: trivial pursuit. Like there's a song and I like know
Speaker 1: the words. My dad goes, how the hell do you
Speaker 1: know this? And I'm just like, I just go, Dad,
Speaker 1: I'm intelligent. I pay attention. I just I love those moments.
Speaker 1: And he's so proud that I know something that was
Speaker 1: only around like he thought he had to teach it
Speaker 1: to me for me to know what I'm like because
Speaker 1: I I'm curious and I pay attention. But you know, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's some I would whip them though, in a game
Speaker 1: that was you know, current current if it was nine
Speaker 1: movies from six to I'm fucking any pop culture then
Speaker 1: in that time. Yeah, if you ask me tomorrow, like
Speaker 1: who invaded Ukraine, I'd get it right right, they lived them.
Speaker 1: That's such a good point. What about like, but I
Speaker 1: lived some things that I don't know for sure. Go
Speaker 1: back two weeks, what's the next news story? Okay? Hotel
Speaker 1: Hotel workers reveal the weirdest things rich guests have done. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Housekeeper said he saw a big company boss step into
Speaker 1: the hotel lobby with over two dozen security guards surrounding
Speaker 1: him and start crawling and growling on the floor like
Speaker 1: an animal. Why two money for security guards? That does
Speaker 1: not This does not seem like a real thing. I
Speaker 1: thought so too. Okay, So maybe Bezos was just walking upright,
Speaker 1: and it looked like he was crawling next to normal size. Okay.
Speaker 1: A top five richest person after a bad stock day
Speaker 1: for his company, uh told employees that night he wanted
Speaker 1: to sleep on the table of the restaurant and asked
Speaker 1: for around twenty cooked lobsters to be laid out across
Speaker 1: his body. No, you know what, it's so outrageous, but
Speaker 1: I think it might be true. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: the same guy every time. I wouldn't be surprised if, um,
Speaker 1: one time we had a rich a rich comedian come
Speaker 1: and stay at our hotel and in the morning we
Speaker 1: found him dead in his But if that was the
Speaker 1: craziest thing a rich person left beyond, I mean that
Speaker 1: I don't know you putting your charger on your eyes close.
Speaker 1: I mean, my maid must think I'm insane. She's laid
Speaker 1: out all I have like nineteen sleep masks because I
Speaker 1: lose them all the time. And she must think I'm
Speaker 1: having like, you know, blindfolded orgies, because why would one
Speaker 1: girl need this many fucking sleep masks? And why is
Speaker 1: it orange in her shower? And why is there throw
Speaker 1: up in there? Now? To you, there's like seaweed in
Speaker 1: the drain I had. I guess I had some seaweed
Speaker 1: in my meal before. Oh so bad? Okay, Um, what
Speaker 1: other things? No? I mean this, You're so right, this
Speaker 1: is the same guy. Okay. Other strange requests include having
Speaker 1: food served inside a special guitar. Okay, rock and roll guy,
Speaker 1: I guess, like what kind of food? No, it's well,
Speaker 1: it's it just described as a millionaire in China. I
Speaker 1: mean these guys love people shifting in their mouths, so
Speaker 1: eating out of a fucking guitar is not. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: Does he have the guitar and he gives it to them. No,
Speaker 1: he probably requested them to get it. Some people like
Speaker 1: to be so specific so that it puts other people out.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is again just it's more about, like,
Speaker 1: how can I exert my power that someone will do
Speaker 1: this degrading thing because of me um or he might
Speaker 1: really like Lasagnan. I want to hear some disgusting things,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I mean, the lobster guy is pretty disgusting.
Speaker 1: And why would you want to sleep on a fucking
Speaker 1: table in a restaurant? You gotta like here, like the
Speaker 1: prep staff coming in in the morning, so weird. I
Speaker 1: fell asleep one time on a blackjack table, really and
Speaker 1: had to be carried home by a guy that worked
Speaker 1: for the guy named Lobster. Yeah, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: know that story. I'm not even kidding. There was. We
Speaker 1: had a guy. No, his name was Lettuce. It was
Speaker 1: It wasn't really, I mean, there's a whole other story.
Speaker 1: We were we were in Bahamas. Me rusty, uh my
Speaker 1: used car Buddy Jack was he shredded, like the way
Speaker 1: I like my lets. So his name was Romaine, so
Speaker 1: we nicknamed him Lettuce. He he like got us drugs.
Speaker 1: We got him. We went to Polo one time, like
Speaker 1: the closed store. This was the funniest moment ever. So
Speaker 1: we go to his clothes store, Me, Rusty and Lettuce,
Speaker 1: and Lettuce, Me and Rusty are like looking for outfits
Speaker 1: for that night. We both have like mustaches. Were like,
Speaker 1: let's build an outfit around the mustache when you were
Speaker 1: rich Yeah, this is like the creepiest or the funniest
Speaker 1: or like the strangest thing of Richard. And we go
Speaker 1: to the counter and let us already has an outfit,
Speaker 1: like there's a photo of me Rusty, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: And we got him jet ski rides. We He was
Speaker 1: like our best friend on the island because he got
Speaker 1: his cocaine and um god, these fake friendships based around drugs.
Speaker 1: And then one night I got hammered and I passed
Speaker 1: out on the on the blackjack table and I had
Speaker 1: to be carried by one of the employees and someone
Speaker 1: I think it was the Rusty or Rusty's little brother Ryan.
Speaker 1: They just had a feeling that I was maybe in
Speaker 1: the hallway, like didn't even hear me, and they opened
Speaker 1: up and I'm just like a Behamon guy is just
Speaker 1: holding me up and like going, do you know this guy,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to find his room for three hours?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Andrew, you were such a piece. Do
Speaker 1: you remember any of that? Yeah, like a little, very
Speaker 1: little easy that you would remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's uh that was. And then we got
Speaker 1: left in the Bahamas. We got left, they left, They
Speaker 1: took the boat back with our passports, so we were
Speaker 1: stuck there. So why didn't you have your passports with you?
Speaker 1: They were in the boat. So you guys charted a
Speaker 1: boat to the Bahamas. Yeah, I think we were going
Speaker 1: to fly back instead of taking the boat. But you
Speaker 1: just didn't leave. You left your passports they took Yeah,
Speaker 1: they took the passport. So then uh, we got stuck.
Speaker 1: Inn have passport, we couldn't get back to a America.
Speaker 1: So then we just, I mean, we had money, so
Speaker 1: everything changes when you have money. Then we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll just fucking get a room here. And next thing
Speaker 1: you know is spring break and we're parting with a
Speaker 1: bunch of college girls. How do you get your passports back.
Speaker 1: They had the mail him back. Oh my god, but
Speaker 1: you partied with college girls? Yeah? Is it fun? We
Speaker 1: still talk to them. No, No, I was a sexual.
Speaker 1: Then that's that photo I'll show you. We could post
Speaker 1: a photo of Oh my god, the best photo I'll
Speaker 1: send it to you know, of me hammered with my
Speaker 1: a sexual hand down, all funked up. And then Rusty
Speaker 1: has two bottles of champagne with five girls circling one
Speaker 1: where he was like money, isn't like I'm put my
Speaker 1: face on your money. Yes. He ended up buying every
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne on the island because he won eighty
Speaker 1: grant at Black Chack. Oh my god, what a dumb
Speaker 1: use of his money. Do you guys were kings for
Speaker 1: a day for like an hour and a half. He
Speaker 1: was the guy to put to one lobsters on him.
Speaker 1: But it was a champagne he would did. He would
Speaker 1: do the dumbest ship. I told you when we were
Speaker 1: in debt. He took out a thousand dollars on his
Speaker 1: credit card just to throw it in the club. Not
Speaker 1: a strip club, just a regular club. A thousand dollars
Speaker 1: just to throw it. We're like forty grand and dead.
Speaker 1: He takes out a grand on his credit card to
Speaker 1: throw the cash from the our table into the crowd,
Speaker 1: just letting the rain a family now and like, uh
Speaker 1: he's a money manager yea, and his name was cash
Speaker 1: him credit. All right, let's get to the last news story,
Speaker 1: all right. Larry David's two part HBO documentary was shockingly
Speaker 1: canceled the day before premiere by Larry David. Instead, he
Speaker 1: has decided he wants to do it in front of
Speaker 1: an audience. Resources close to him say that means, um,
Speaker 1: he wants to do a live stage version of the documentary.
Speaker 1: I think that something in the documentary he said, might
Speaker 1: have gotten him canceled, or something that was my initial
Speaker 1: thought of like that. I don't know why I mean
Speaker 1: to cancel, like he procrastinated, like looking, but I couldn't
Speaker 1: picture him doing that. I can't either. I feel like
Speaker 1: he's like very good about he Maybe he just didn't
Speaker 1: like it, you know, maybe, But why would it have
Speaker 1: gone so far to almost air it was supposed to
Speaker 1: air Sunday? What else did they put on in its place?
Speaker 1: Pitch Perfect too? You know, like what did they what
Speaker 1: do they do? That's what teaches you about. This is
Speaker 1: the thing about Hollywood is that everyone's so like, we
Speaker 1: need the deadline is approaching, we need to do this,
Speaker 1: and it's like it can always change. There's always something
Speaker 1: else to do. This isn't do or die, This isn't
Speaker 1: nuclear war like Larry David, you can pull a thing
Speaker 1: that was. I mean, there's no he's done enough too.
Speaker 1: He has more money than God, but you would think
Speaker 1: that that's impossible. Deadlines are always like, but we need
Speaker 1: it on this day, or we're not gonna it's like
Speaker 1: then they'll just air it later, or they'll just figure
Speaker 1: out there's something else they can do. Of course they'll
Speaker 1: lose money and stuff from I mean, I know there's
Speaker 1: lots of money involved in this thing, but it's there.
Speaker 1: It's never like people are going to lose their lives.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know. I just feel like
Speaker 1: he's made so much money for HBO with Curb and
Speaker 1: he's made so much like he has the ability. The
Speaker 1: day before something dropped what it was, and I wonder
Speaker 1: what the drama was around it, the calls that were
Speaker 1: being made, because he he may kind of like that
Speaker 1: the story of him like not being out like maybe
Speaker 1: the idea of his story. I definitely think he was
Speaker 1: panicking before it about something and worried and just decided
Speaker 1: to go no. Like it was like, you know, that's
Speaker 1: the story of him walking on stage to do a
Speaker 1: set before he was famous, looking at the crowd and
Speaker 1: just going Noah, and and just walking off stage like
Speaker 1: that's that's exactly what happened here. He's just like, no,
Speaker 1: we're not doing this, and they're like, wait, wait what
Speaker 1: we have? We've promoted it, Like I was excited to
Speaker 1: see it, so I'm I'm actually excited to see whatever
Speaker 1: he puts out. So I kind of like I liked
Speaker 1: the story, just doing what he wants. Old l D.
Speaker 1: Let's take a break and come back with Sports Gears
Speaker 1: Andrew's weekly sports moment. It's time for the sports moment
Speaker 1: of the week, always am, let's hear it? What is it? Noah? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a very sad story. Kane Velasquez, who's an
Speaker 1: m m A fighter, is charged with attempted murder after
Speaker 1: police say he targeted a man accusing of accused of
Speaker 1: molesting Kane's four year old relative. So the man charged
Speaker 1: with molesting Kane's relative was in a car with his mother,
Speaker 1: who was employed by Kane as a daycare worker, and
Speaker 1: his stepfather when Kane opened fire on them for what
Speaker 1: could be over a hundred times. The stepfather was wounded,
Speaker 1: and Kane also rammed his truck into them. Did you
Speaker 1: know Kane's name before this incident? Noah, because I didn't
Speaker 1: know it, But I oh, I knew UFC. He won
Speaker 1: the championship at one point. Like he's a pretty big name,
Speaker 1: yeah in that world. Um, he's a bad shot though,
Speaker 1: was the guy already? The guy was accused, He hasn't
Speaker 1: been charged. He was charged, He was charged, He was charged,
Speaker 1: he wasn't found guilty yet by the court. So he
Speaker 1: was he was going to be appearing in court for
Speaker 1: abusing one of Kane's relatives, four year old relatives living
Speaker 1: at the daycare. Daycare. Yeah, um, I mean it goes back.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking that's they'll they'll get in there, they'll
Speaker 1: find a way and a lot of times women who
Speaker 1: are in their lives as well will facilitate these needs
Speaker 1: that these fucking sickos have. So I'm sure the woman
Speaker 1: in a situation knew something was up here. So you
Speaker 1: think that's why he didn't have a problem shooting with
Speaker 1: her in the car or do you think I went
Speaker 1: through idea, Kim, he cared. Yeah, and I think that,
Speaker 1: you know, wounded the stepdad. I gotta be honest, stepdad
Speaker 1: probably fucking kid. Yeah, he probably funked around with the
Speaker 1: kid who I'm not saying that, Like, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: a lot of times stepdad's are the ones molesting, and
Speaker 1: molesting leads to molesting leads to molesting. Not that I
Speaker 1: don't I'm sad that the stepdad was wounded. He seems
Speaker 1: I don't know if he had anything to do with it,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure this guy was so mad he didn't care.
Speaker 1: Um a hundred hundred. I mean, that's like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what kind of gun almost he was. In
Speaker 1: quotation marks, would you for forty or something? Would you
Speaker 1: okay if you found out that No, No, if you
Speaker 1: found out that someone in your like a loved child,
Speaker 1: and would you want that person to stand trial and
Speaker 1: suffer in prison for six years of their life, which
Speaker 1: is what they kind of get sometimes and then they
Speaker 1: get to go back to reoffending and all they have
Speaker 1: to do is like really introduce themselves to their neighbors.
Speaker 1: But they can you know, there's a lot of times
Speaker 1: guys or would you rather them? No, not you kill them?
Speaker 1: Because I don't think that you would want to. You
Speaker 1: would kill someone, I mean you'd want to. But if
Speaker 1: I caught it in the act, I'd kill him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the weird thing about this is like because if
Speaker 1: if he caught him and at the moment, he still
Speaker 1: wouldn't get off, that's not self defense. He wasn't being
Speaker 1: you're defending. I don't know. I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know either. I mean that has to happen so
Speaker 1: often though of the caught in the moment, and um wait,
Speaker 1: what are you asking? I'm sorry? Would you like sometimes
Speaker 1: I think you know, I definitely believe that molesters brains
Speaker 1: they can't help it, and so punishing someone for a
Speaker 1: brain that they can't help is not the way to
Speaker 1: do it. But we do need to put them away
Speaker 1: to protect other children, um or killing them just to
Speaker 1: protect other children. I would want to. I would want
Speaker 1: to kill them, but I want to kill them with
Speaker 1: like a more painful way, because because even though I
Speaker 1: know they can't help the way they are, I still
Speaker 1: want to hurt them the way that they like, I
Speaker 1: want to set an example for other people who might
Speaker 1: do that. That's why we put people away is as
Speaker 1: a society, we need to set an example. Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want them less kids, that's what's gonna happen
Speaker 1: to you, So better fucking your desires. Push them down,
Speaker 1: because that's what's going to happen to you. Your desires.
Speaker 1: I know you can't help them, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that you need to give into them, because this is
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen if you do. We need to set examples. Um,
Speaker 1: it's less about punishing the person who did it and
Speaker 1: more about protecting other kids by setting example. But man,
Speaker 1: it would be hard not to want to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean I run through my head of Poppy Harlow Forest,
Speaker 1: even my you know, my boyfriend, uh nephews and like
Speaker 1: anyone close to or just any fucking kid man like
Speaker 1: you just see, it's just heartbreak. It's just it's so heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: And what is like what talks about the law sometimes
Speaker 1: I think too, is like if if he doesn't get
Speaker 1: charged right because he did this after the fact, or
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if he gets charged and goes right. If
Speaker 1: they don't find him not guilty because he's revenging, right,
Speaker 1: that would be crazy because then everyone could revenge and
Speaker 1: it just opens up a whole can of worms that
Speaker 1: they can't even He has to be punished. He took
Speaker 1: someone's life. He didn't take anyone's life. Oh he did
Speaker 1: not that That's what I said. Sorry, sorry, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, he would have been better off probably killing
Speaker 1: with those that. But he's being charged for attempted murder,
Speaker 1: which is money to life in prison, and I think
Speaker 1: you should get like, I think maybe like two years.
Speaker 1: I mean, the charge is a charge, no matter what
Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like sometimes the system is
Speaker 1: flawed into center. I've I have a story of my
Speaker 1: own where I I once witnessed someone um get a
Speaker 1: harsher penalty for something that had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the molestation charge because it came out on the stand
Speaker 1: that they had once been given a molestation charge and
Speaker 1: it had nothing to do with that one. But once
Speaker 1: the jury found out that that guy had molested in
Speaker 1: his past, they I could see, I could, I know
Speaker 1: that the tone shifted. And so that's why people go like,
Speaker 1: please scratch that from the record, it's like, bitch, we
Speaker 1: just like I can't men in black blanky thing myself
Speaker 1: right now. I know what he did. It's hard and
Speaker 1: you know that. And and also sending um pedophile to
Speaker 1: prison we all know is not going to be a
Speaker 1: great life for them. No, I'm I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: if you want to go out and kill a pedophile
Speaker 1: for what they did to your beloved family member, maybe
Speaker 1: just wait un till they get sentenced or don't get sentenced,
Speaker 1: and then you can do what you want. But if
Speaker 1: they get sentenced, just know that they're going to suffer
Speaker 1: way longer in there. But a lot of times they
Speaker 1: just get out so soon. Reminds me of the movie
Speaker 1: A Time to Kill Have you seen that? No? But
Speaker 1: oh yes with um yeah and Samuel Jackson, and Samuel
Speaker 1: Jackson kills the guys while they're in court, like in
Speaker 1: the courtroom, like going to the court, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's probably not the best time to do it. Like
Speaker 1: lots of witnesses. There's like the stenographer who's just like
Speaker 1: typing bam bam bam. I just don't know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he draws it. I I don't know, Like I like,
Speaker 1: I'm even thinking about it, I would just know you
Speaker 1: want to you just how could you not? That's what's
Speaker 1: so boggling to me. Mind buggling to me when someone
Speaker 1: doesn't believe their child and like and stand up for
Speaker 1: their child, which happens all the fucking time. And if
Speaker 1: it's happened to you out there, I'm so sorry someone
Speaker 1: didn't believe you. But that's the most curvile thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: you either get your mom wanting to murder someone who
Speaker 1: did that to you, or you get your mom going
Speaker 1: you it was just a bumpy car ride his that's
Speaker 1: not you. You didn't feel him touch you that way.
Speaker 1: We were just going through a sharp turn, and that's
Speaker 1: why his fingers went inside of you. Which I have
Speaker 1: empathy for the parents because they don't want to know
Speaker 1: that horror, Like they can't even wrap their brain around
Speaker 1: that horror. Yeah, they can't handle it. They can. They're
Speaker 1: doing all they can right then, and they're being bad
Speaker 1: parents because they can't be anything else and they should
Speaker 1: have never had kids to begin with. And if that's
Speaker 1: your parents, you've got a shitty hand dealt and it's
Speaker 1: not your fault. Let's get to fan tracks, Okay, no,
Speaker 1: what's the first Uh. I mean we've gotten to all
Speaker 1: the subject matter that we always do. Okay, but it's
Speaker 1: coming up all right, and I'm gonna do a little
Speaker 1: palette cleanse with perfect um a video that a bestie
Speaker 1: sent us on Instagram. Hold on, let me just get no,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, it's not that okay. This is from
Speaker 1: your bff Jess. She thought that you would like this video.
Speaker 1: And then because oh my god, I've already seen this video.
Speaker 1: My sister sent it to me this morning. It's a
Speaker 1: bluga whale finding someone's phone that they dropped in the
Speaker 1: ocean and bringing it back up to the girls. I
Speaker 1: think it's fake, sorry, y'all. Fake, fake, fake, fake fake.
Speaker 1: It was a bluega whale that was trained to get
Speaker 1: cell phones. They decided to like shoot it very closely.
Speaker 1: This is in an aquarium, it's not in the ocean.
Speaker 1: I just don't it's like you think they was sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be like a pizza gating here
Speaker 1: and like you know, nine eleven an inside job, but
Speaker 1: this is this is absolutely an inside job. I think
Speaker 1: I see worlds involved. Wait time out. They were on
Speaker 1: a boat though, right, Okay, so I think, um, they get.
Speaker 1: There's just no way. There's just no way. I just
Speaker 1: don't believe it. There's just no way. Sure, but it's
Speaker 1: just there's just no way. So you think a whale
Speaker 1: can't figure out to bring something to someone unless they're trained, Yes,
Speaker 1: I think there is a way, but I just don't
Speaker 1: I've never seen Why have we never seen a whale
Speaker 1: do this with any other thing that was like in
Speaker 1: the ocean, like bringing a fish to someone or bringing
Speaker 1: like they bring up Well, I don't know. And why
Speaker 1: is the phone like an old version of a phone? Like?
Speaker 1: Why are we it's it looked like it was like
Speaker 1: an iPhone seven. I'm just saying, have you done any
Speaker 1: research on this? No? I just saw this morning and
Speaker 1: I wrote to my sister, I think it's fake. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to be that person, but I want to let's
Speaker 1: maybe look at it on Snopes and see if anyone
Speaker 1: else thinks it's fake. Because it's making the rounds today.
Speaker 1: I wanted, Okay, maybe it's another whale that did. I'm
Speaker 1: going to look it up right now, whale fines. Let's
Speaker 1: get to the next fan trax. Noah, but I appreciate
Speaker 1: someone sending that in and I'm sorry, I'm being a
Speaker 1: skeptic about it. Okay, well i've and I fell for it,
Speaker 1: so I know, maybe I'm someone break this open for me.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe that a whale would do that.
Speaker 1: And if you know that whales can do this, that's great,
Speaker 1: but I just can't. I believe so many animals care
Speaker 1: about humans and deserve our love and trust and all
Speaker 1: those things. But I and that they care about us
Speaker 1: and that there's possibilities for them to have empathy. But
Speaker 1: I don't think they're like, hey, I notice that you're
Speaker 1: drop your phone and here it would be had a
Speaker 1: go pro on for this. It didn't. It didn't. I'm
Speaker 1: watching the video again. Did not go pro I'm just
Speaker 1: I want to snope. Set. Um, let's get to the
Speaker 1: next fan throps. Okay, this one UM is from Sarah. Hey, besties, UM,
Speaker 1: this is Sarah and I am just calling in because
Speaker 1: I have a great butt dial story. Um. So, in
Speaker 1: high school I got my first like love tap on
Speaker 1: the back of my car. Um. It ended up being
Speaker 1: we were very close to the school. I was out
Speaker 1: of red light and a girl hit me from behind.
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad. It was my mom's car, and when
Speaker 1: we pulled over, it was a girl who was in
Speaker 1: my first period class. We're not that good of friends,
Speaker 1: but we were both so upset and crying, and so
Speaker 1: we're just like, okay, we'll handle in math class. So
Speaker 1: we get to math class and we exchange our mom's
Speaker 1: phone numbers. Of course, um, and the mom's talk on
Speaker 1: the phone, and my mom is cool. You guys have
Speaker 1: actually met her in a in a Philipeth sailor mom drip.
Speaker 1: She is super nice and she didn't want to go
Speaker 1: through and like insurance, if they didn't have to, they
Speaker 1: would just figure it out. And this woman agreed to
Speaker 1: it and then ended up butt dialing her and talking
Speaker 1: ship saying how it's way too expensive or she's trying
Speaker 1: to scam me or this or that, like just the
Speaker 1: whole time. And it left a voicemail for my mom
Speaker 1: so she didn't answer, so long story long, Um, she
Speaker 1: we ended up hearing it. Uh. She sent her a
Speaker 1: text message, I do not want to skip insurance anymore.
Speaker 1: And I went in the school parking lot at the
Speaker 1: end of the day and found the girl's license plate
Speaker 1: before she could be unhelpful. Before oh man, actually it
Speaker 1: cut out so before she could be so I'm guessing,
Speaker 1: so let me understand this. The woman complained that they
Speaker 1: weren't going to like pay, or that it was going
Speaker 1: to be so much that out of insurance. They wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, look, let's not get insurance involved. You
Speaker 1: hit my car. This is the price. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: were like, it's just a fucking scratch on a bumper.
Speaker 1: It couldn't be thirty grand whatever. Okay, So the number
Speaker 1: that the girl who called us, her mom gave a
Speaker 1: number to the woman and the woman's like, that's a
Speaker 1: fucking terrible number, and then and then she was like, actually,
Speaker 1: let's do involved in. Yeah, I wonder if that end.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so funny that it's like the worst
Speaker 1: person you could possibly call when you're when you're ship
Speaker 1: talking about someone like them, Like, what are the odds
Speaker 1: that you call the person? Well, I guess they're pretty
Speaker 1: big because a lot of times you start talking right
Speaker 1: after you get off the phone with someone, so calling
Speaker 1: them back it might be the first thing that your
Speaker 1: butt hits. Oh I wonder if that woman ever knew
Speaker 1: and like, you know, and they have evidence. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: let's get to the next one that was good. I
Speaker 1: want to know the ending. But how weird was it
Speaker 1: in the first period when you saw that girl? Was
Speaker 1: it ever the same with that girl again? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I heard a blue a whale brought them money for blue.
Speaker 1: It's a great name. By the way, have you ever
Speaker 1: seen the video where they like shake the blue the
Speaker 1: bluega whales head, Like the top part they pressed it.
Speaker 1: It's like, um, one of those It's like, yes, it's
Speaker 1: like spongy and like like one of those balls, like um,
Speaker 1: not a bouncy ball that's like taught, but one of
Speaker 1: those like really like kind of more smooth balls. It's
Speaker 1: really like this amazing spongy material and this marine billogists
Speaker 1: like shaking their head and they're just like a little
Speaker 1: it's gelatinous. It's like a really like a thick jello
Speaker 1: mold and it's filled with like water. And I guess
Speaker 1: whalers used to like drink it or something or like
Speaker 1: think that it was like had special nutrients in or
Speaker 1: something like that. But its brain is not, it's not
Speaker 1: most of it. It's not like you're giving it head
Speaker 1: trauma by doing that. It's just a bunch of jelly
Speaker 1: and it just is Yeah. Yeah, really it's looks like
Speaker 1: the most satisfying thing I've ever seen, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like a goat has horns to protect
Speaker 1: its head. Why would it have like a big jelly
Speaker 1: thing because it can still ram the funk out of you.
Speaker 1: But I just wrote bluga whale jelly head. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: oh look at this. I'm gonna show you how much
Speaker 1: you can dent it. Look at that. Whoa, that looks bad,
Speaker 1: but I guess it's you can dent it so much
Speaker 1: so jelly um. All right, next next fan trax. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a question from Nikki. Oh hi, best see this, Nikki. Um,
Speaker 1: this is like my I don't even know how many
Speaker 1: times I've recorded this, so this is my last one.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm listening to three right now. Um. Captain
Speaker 1: crunch lungs into the park. You know why I've called that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: unless I missed it, but I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: So anyway, you guys are talking about how you hate
Speaker 1: when you're telling someone a story or an experience and
Speaker 1: then they have to tell you about bears or like
Speaker 1: someone they know. Yes, and I am so guilty of this,
Speaker 1: but I have a question because when I do this,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like one up you or like
Speaker 1: brag about me. It's more so than I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to relate to the conversation and like have something to
Speaker 1: add to the conversation. So is that's still annoying? You know? Okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm working on it. And yeah, that's it. And
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. I listen to you
Speaker 1: every day on their Wayner my boyfriend knows the Drill
Speaker 1: he walks in and Niki La their podcast is on TV.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah that's it. I love you guys
Speaker 1: so much. And Jack the Ripper girl. Um, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's an interesting one. I really I like that you
Speaker 1: brought this up because that is a that's a that's
Speaker 1: a great sign of empathy, of wanting to explain your
Speaker 1: experience in a similar thing making them feel less alone.
Speaker 1: I think it's very different. I think what you're doing,
Speaker 1: it would would not feel like a one up, and um,
Speaker 1: it's just different what you can just tell when someone's
Speaker 1: trying to one up you as opposed to when they're
Speaker 1: sharing a similar experience. I think, just keep doing you
Speaker 1: and that you're someone who comes at it with like
Speaker 1: a good heart, like your intention behind whatever you're doing
Speaker 1: is going to it's gonna show through in your tone. Right,
Speaker 1: what do you feel? I mean? I also feel like
Speaker 1: you could go, look, I'm not trying to want It's
Speaker 1: one sentence, like I'm not trying to one up. But
Speaker 1: sometimes when you say I'm not trying to one up,
Speaker 1: it's almost like you're saying what you actually are trying
Speaker 1: to do, not I'm not trying to be racist, but
Speaker 1: like this racist thing. You know. Yeah, I've been around
Speaker 1: people where you'll tell like a crazy story and then
Speaker 1: instantly they won't even listen to your story. You gotta
Speaker 1: ask ask two questions before you get into your That's
Speaker 1: a good practice. Just ask a question, yeah, follow up
Speaker 1: with two question questions. Then you could do your story
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's interesting because I actually have a
Speaker 1: story like that which is way better. And you're really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really good. I like the two question rule. Are
Speaker 1: you just saying about when people, oh yeah, when people
Speaker 1: don't even ask and oh man, there's something my brain
Speaker 1: is not working today in terms of memory over there,
Speaker 1: I know, right, squishy jelly head blooga, all right, that
Speaker 1: was thank you so much for listening to the show
Speaker 1: so much, and um for like making you know. I
Speaker 1: just feel like it's how cool is it that she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm working on it like I want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to come across. But don't overthink it, because I
Speaker 1: think your intention is is good. And just know that
Speaker 1: you're a good person and you're not trying to hurt
Speaker 1: anyone by doing it, and that's that's all you can
Speaker 1: really ask for. So don't overthink it. Don't don't be
Speaker 1: worried if people are mad at you or think that
Speaker 1: you're one way like and if they do, they're wrong,
Speaker 1: and you know you're working on it. Love it, Okay,
Speaker 1: next fan trax, Okay, this one, I'll just play it Okay,
Speaker 1: now must stay Nikki, Andrew and Noah. My name is
Speaker 1: front Of and I'm from New Delhi, India and I
Speaker 1: just love your podcast. I've been listening to you since
Speaker 1: the U up days, so I've always wanted to tell you, Nikki,
Speaker 1: is that you are the main reason that I got
Speaker 1: into watching and listening stand up comedians after watching the
Speaker 1: first appearance on Rogan and then I got into this
Speaker 1: rabbit hole of the YouTube algorithm with other suggestions like THEO,
Speaker 1: tom Bert, Bobby Lee and just so many more. Not
Speaker 1: just that. I love love Sam Harris too and his
Speaker 1: meditation I was life changing. You guys honestly feel like
Speaker 1: my good friends from the other side of the earth.
Speaker 1: So much positive vibes and I hope that I get
Speaker 1: to meet you all someday. Sending you all the love
Speaker 1: from India. Don't be check through check from oh my God?
Speaker 1: What is his name? Pran Of, pran of, pran of,
Speaker 1: Oh my God? Thank you so much. Um. I loved
Speaker 1: hearing your list of comedians that you're into. I God,
Speaker 1: I'm I love that it got you in the stand
Speaker 1: up comedy. I'm so glad that my American women uh
Speaker 1: sensibilities resonate with a man across the country, across the world,
Speaker 1: living in a totally different country than me, and like
Speaker 1: we probably have such different lives, but like it's all
Speaker 1: same vibes. I love it. It's so this is it's
Speaker 1: so special to me that you listen and are you
Speaker 1: related to a deepa. Oh my gosh, that's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking funny. Oh my god. Honestly, that guy
Speaker 1: I want to know what his where where, what his
Speaker 1: life is like, what he does for a little what
Speaker 1: this guy. I could listen to this voicemail and just
Speaker 1: I almost teared up. It was he's just like he's
Speaker 1: such a kind person, Dude, Why can't everyone be kind?
Speaker 1: I'm not as kind, but I'd like to be. You
Speaker 1: are you really are? I don't know. Today I almost
Speaker 1: lost it on this dude driving He was like, where
Speaker 1: you can ever have someone on your ass? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: You you and guys either going slow in front of
Speaker 1: you or tailing you like driving with you is it's
Speaker 1: you get mad at people more than most people do.
Speaker 1: I have to say. I would argue that you get
Speaker 1: a little angry too. I don't get angry. I just
Speaker 1: steer around them. I really do. Andrew, I would have
Speaker 1: to say, I don't you get It's not like you
Speaker 1: like scream and are like funck you, but like you
Speaker 1: get perturbed by people around you in the car more
Speaker 1: than I would drive with. I would argue than this
Speaker 1: that you do things that get people upset in their car,
Speaker 1: and you say, why are you even reacting? Um No,
Speaker 1: I I don't feel like I have people reacting. I
Speaker 1: don't get honked at. No. I don't, dude, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I really I get honked at. Yes. And I've seen
Speaker 1: you like go in the other lane to like get
Speaker 1: out of places and people are like and you're just
Speaker 1: oblivious to it. Oh No, I know they're just overacting,
Speaker 1: Like you over react to people that are doing their
Speaker 1: own thing because you always go and it's just like
Speaker 1: just go around them, Andrew. But my point is is
Speaker 1: that person shouldn't be doing that if they were paying attention.
Speaker 1: And the guy that's on my ass that that is
Speaker 1: fucking like literally like inches from my ass, like fucking angry,
Speaker 1: going like this behind me, I'm not even angry yet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So what did you do? What happens in that situation?
Speaker 1: Do you slow down? Do you speed up? Like? What
Speaker 1: does that guy want you to even do? So I
Speaker 1: knew he wanted to get around me, and he was
Speaker 1: mad at me for not going as fast as he
Speaker 1: wants me to go, right, so just go around to
Speaker 1: gas And I didn't let him go around me, but
Speaker 1: then I had to make a U turn anything. That's
Speaker 1: not the right reaction, I know, let him go around you,
Speaker 1: or why don't you just like move out of the
Speaker 1: way and then when the zoom pastor you just go back.
Speaker 1: And sometimes when people do past me, when they're like
Speaker 1: super and rush, I just know whoa But I don't
Speaker 1: go and like get mad. Just let them go. They're
Speaker 1: just fucking angry people. Just when people driving crazy just
Speaker 1: or driving slow. Either go around them because they're driving slow,
Speaker 1: but you go, fucking what do you do? Like if
Speaker 1: someone's doing too slow in front of you, you get
Speaker 1: so angry. And if someone's don't you make me sound
Speaker 1: like a monster. Now it's not, You're not a monster.
Speaker 1: You just go like if they cut me off and
Speaker 1: they're not being aware, yes I get a little perturbed,
Speaker 1: but I don't think. But the opposite if you're in
Speaker 1: front of you, if you're behind someone that's going a
Speaker 1: little too slow for your liking, or they're like trying
Speaker 1: to find an address that they're kind of like breaking.
Speaker 1: You can't even fathom that someone would ever do that,
Speaker 1: even though you've been that person before. But if you're
Speaker 1: on the highway and you're going thirty per hour and
Speaker 1: you don't have your hands around them, could cause an accent.
Speaker 1: So then I get upset because an them, or call
Speaker 1: the cops. But you're going to the number for the
Speaker 1: cops here. Can you imagine I was calling the cops
Speaker 1: to explain and to explain to them that a cars
Speaker 1: just going slow pretty good at it. Try to try
Speaker 1: to say the car is going slowt no, no, no
Speaker 1: carros a car. No, it's not atto. I'm guessing it's
Speaker 1: something automobile, automobile. I feel like cars carro Okay, I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, Am I wrong? Okay? So I mean
Speaker 1: it does sound ridiculous. So the car O is it
Speaker 1: does is going slow? El caro as no rapid though
Speaker 1: um in laka is not fast in the industry, car
Speaker 1: is not. A car is not fast. You're not fast
Speaker 1: in your brain. That's what does I mean. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to make fun of people that. It's just so
Speaker 1: cute when you're trying to translate things and make it
Speaker 1: like like the words were slow, so you say not fast.
Speaker 1: Murder If someone got murdered, are you going you'd be
Speaker 1: like no liv oh yeah no no viva in like
Speaker 1: the st no live in the street. All right, let's
Speaker 1: get to the last fan tracks or one of the
Speaker 1: last thoughts. Are we on final thoughts? Sorry? I'm on
Speaker 1: bluega whale searches. Okay, final thought, I'm envisioning your brain
Speaker 1: like that with the thing with your cape, with your
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the bluega whale. If they put on my device,
Speaker 1: it would just it would just print so deeply. I mean,
Speaker 1: you gotta see this, like the way the rubbery heads.
Speaker 1: You guys got a Google Bluega squishy head. That's all
Speaker 1: you gotta do and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: So satisfying. All right, Okay, here's um a quick mispronunciation
Speaker 1: story from Kaylee. Hi. This is Kaylee from Atlanta. I
Speaker 1: wanted to show a story about a mispronounced word that
Speaker 1: I had. UM. So you know how you can learn
Speaker 1: to spell certain words, You may say it more phonetically,
Speaker 1: like Wednesday would be when Ned's day. Um. Well, I
Speaker 1: did that for lingerie. UM when I was in college.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend at the we're talking about lingerie and in
Speaker 1: that conversation I literally said lingering and the embarrassment from
Speaker 1: that moment um still haunts me years later. So I
Speaker 1: just wanted to share that story. She reading it, and
Speaker 1: thank you for the pod, and I can't wait for
Speaker 1: Nikki's new show Annie. Thanks Kaylee. Was she reading it
Speaker 1: or was it just in her brain. The word looks
Speaker 1: like lingery, So she just said lingery to her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love um because I understand reading
Speaker 1: the word lingerie and just not having it in your
Speaker 1: mind and it's just going like lingery and being like what.
Speaker 1: But just to say that, to have word that you
Speaker 1: think of, where you see the word and you are
Speaker 1: reading the word in your head is a different kind
Speaker 1: of thing. And then do it one time someone calls
Speaker 1: you out and then every word is what the oh
Speaker 1: my god, what the fun is cheese? But I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think. Yeah. Whitney Cummings posted one with the Honest
Speaker 1: the other day of posthumously where people say posthumously, which
Speaker 1: I said forever. And I still sometimes when I read
Speaker 1: the word, I say colonel. I mean that's a that's
Speaker 1: one that we got before. Um, I think you go
Speaker 1: with postum. Can we just say no posthumously? It sounds
Speaker 1: so funny, It sounds just right when you say it,
Speaker 1: though for me the other way posthumously pously But you
Speaker 1: know those um what about opossums? That's post humans? Why
Speaker 1: is there an oh, I mean, I've got there's gotta
Speaker 1: be a reason. I actually started reading this book. That's
Speaker 1: a good question too. I started reading this book called
Speaker 1: The Evolution of Useful Things. It's how everyday artifacts from
Speaker 1: forks and pins to paper clips and zippers came to
Speaker 1: be as they are. And um, someone had recommended it
Speaker 1: in the subreddit. Books about like just simple things like that,
Speaker 1: like why does zylophone have at X? Why do zippers
Speaker 1: look like that? Why do paper clips look like that?
Speaker 1: And it's I'm gonna find out. I like, I like
Speaker 1: about those kind of simple things, so I'm excited to
Speaker 1: read that. Yeah, it's called, um, The Evolution of Useful
Speaker 1: Things by Henry Petrovsky. I'm also going to read Murder
Speaker 1: on the Orient Express and I'm also still making my
Speaker 1: way through um the book. UM just honestly books on
Speaker 1: on Reddit, the subreddit, because people are like and there's
Speaker 1: called there's a subreate called recommend recommend me a book
Speaker 1: or something. Recommend a book and you just say the
Speaker 1: kind of book you want, and people who know books
Speaker 1: will be like this, so check that out too. UM.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone, thank you so much for listening to
Speaker 1: the show today, uh and all this week. UM. Shout
Speaker 1: out to New Delhi, shout out to what was the
Speaker 1: girl's name right before the New Delhi call. I didn't
Speaker 1: say her name, and I feel like Sarah. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for your message asking about interrupting, you know, sharing.
Speaker 1: We will get to column by next week. Um, love
Speaker 1: you guys so much. Do not be there. And Jack Cross, well,
Speaker 1: actually it was Nikki. Oh yeah, it was Nicky. How
Speaker 1: could I forget it? Jack Frost? Nicky Jack Frost Jack