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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Is Thursday, everyone, Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for listening. How are you today? Noah,

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Speaker 1: and Andrew and and the besties? I mean, like they're

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Speaker 1: not I can't hear them, you know so, but I

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Speaker 1: do care how they are. I hope they're good. Um,

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Speaker 1: how are you guys today? You go first? No, Well,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say you're going to hear the besties

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Speaker 1: later on fan tracks. That's true, we'll see, we'll hear

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Speaker 1: how some of them are later on. Andrew, Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: how are you? No what you sound good? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: sound yeah? I sound good because I went friends. I

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Speaker 1: went to jiu jitsu this morning. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I like fronds. Oh yeah, you choke anyone out or

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Speaker 1: fucking ripped their arms off and beat them to death. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that. It was a white class. How long?

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Speaker 1: Actually I got an arm trying submission, So I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: that you go like this, Basically, I'm in a triangle,

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Speaker 1: choke someone with their own arm. Oh wow, you go

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Speaker 1: stop choking yourself. Stop choking yourself. Do you see that

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Speaker 1: while you do it? He's slapping your face. He's slap

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Speaker 1: in your own face. That's cool. Is it? Was it

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Speaker 1: a man or a woman? Um or or a non binary?

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Speaker 1: If I don't remember, I did it too. I think

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Speaker 1: it was a woman. But the fact that you can't

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Speaker 1: remember equals like you could do it to anyone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just about jiu jitsu like you. You can funk

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Speaker 1: up men. Yep. I can't wait for Noah to fight

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Speaker 1: my nephew in three years. I gave him three years,

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Speaker 1: and I think it will be a close match. Andrew,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I mean, I'm ready, I'm I mean,

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Speaker 1: things are good. I didn't go to jiu jitsu, I

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Speaker 1: worked out, had a good morning. We all this you

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Speaker 1: They don't know Stu, but it works on perfect strangers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sat at the gym, Yeah, there was so at our gym.

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Speaker 1: There's one bench, just one. It's like the movie the

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Speaker 1: show After Life. Oh is there only one bench? And

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Speaker 1: well there's one bench at the grave site where he

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Speaker 1: meets that woman. They just sit on the bench together

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Speaker 1: and talk about death in life. Shout out to everyone

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Speaker 1: who knows that show. That was a pretty fucking sick

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Speaker 1: joke For those of you know and got it right away.

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Speaker 1: Others people are just like, no, I got it, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't care for it. There's one bench, right, there's

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Speaker 1: three guys inside there. The guy was already working out

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Speaker 1: on the bench. It's his bench. I get it. There's one.

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Speaker 1: Do you, if it's a stranger, say look, you want

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Speaker 1: to share the bench? Why do you need a bench?

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious. There's a lot. I mean, if you're

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Speaker 1: doing upper no, no, I know. But if it's upper body,

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Speaker 1: you're doing chests back, you just you need it. Now

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Speaker 1: he was doing workout back and do this thing like this,

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Speaker 1: or you're using it. He was honestly using it for

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Speaker 1: exercise that you don't even need a bench for. So

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Speaker 1: he's utilizing this bench. It's the only bench. He's someone

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Speaker 1: that works on our perfect I don't think. So. Now

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Speaker 1: do you offer a stranger and say hey, you want

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Speaker 1: I go, do you want to do? He was on

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Speaker 1: it for forty five minutes doing workouts that really didn't

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Speaker 1: he was doing just like a little tricept things like

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Speaker 1: he didn't need it, he was sitting on it to

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Speaker 1: do bib I. If there was someone that was hogging

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Speaker 1: one of I would absolutely say, hey man, do you

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say share, he's had his time. I mean

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Speaker 1: every sign where you go to a gym and it's

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Speaker 1: like limit your time even at my gym at the hotel,

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Speaker 1: limit your time on the machines to thirty minutes. That's

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Speaker 1: just that's that's the that everyone knows that it's about

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Speaker 1: and um, yeah, I would have just said, hey man,

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Speaker 1: I really feel like you should offer, of course, But

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Speaker 1: five people just so I can get i will ruin

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Speaker 1: like breaking all the bottles just so I can. Like

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Speaker 1: even like, you know, when you're crossing a road and

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Speaker 1: You know, like you you've got to show the person

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's That's basically what it's about. Is like,

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Speaker 1: I am a free person. It's all about me. I

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Speaker 1: not going to be inconvenient at all by someone else's needs.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this guy was from Mexico, but still

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Speaker 1: your point, that's it's the same. It's the same mindset

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Speaker 1: that makes people not want to like, I don't need

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Speaker 1: to support poor people. I'm not gonna fucking welfare and like,

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Speaker 1: just not it's people that can't have any empathy, Like, well,

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Speaker 1: I would just find a different parking space. I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: They don't. They can't see themselves on the other side

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Speaker 1: of things, it's insane. The earthquake. The comedian Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: just Neil Brannan is posted a bit of his of saying,

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Speaker 1: like a Trump supporter, they're they're just so die hard,

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Speaker 1: they're not gonna believe anything. You can say anything. And

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Speaker 1: he's like, so when people go, what kind of woman

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Speaker 1: I want a woman that's into me just as much

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Speaker 1: you fucking someone else? Here's that one? Fake news? Like

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Speaker 1: it's such a funny analogy to just think about it,

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Speaker 1: like if you were acting like an asshole and just

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Speaker 1: blindly you're loving him no matter what, no matter what,

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Speaker 1: he can't do any wrong. I understand not liking the left.

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Speaker 1: I totally get that, and being like, Okay, well this

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Speaker 1: if you think Trump is a good leader, and or

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Speaker 1: you think any of these people on Fox News are

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Speaker 1: people you should trust, or who would ever give a

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Speaker 1: You're so misguided. These people have no care for probably

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Speaker 1: They were raised by alcoholics. I have no empathy either,

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Speaker 1: like the people. They can't. I watch Tucker Carlson and

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Speaker 1: these people are, you know, they can't help who they are.

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Speaker 1: different and not. Honestly, it's it's worse for our planet

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Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson, you'd wear a lot more and cost and

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Speaker 1: You even sent me something yesterday where the fucking some

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Speaker 1: that's all I want from these people is just to go,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I believe that. At one point, I'm

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Speaker 1: forgive It's fine. Just know that you kind of are

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Speaker 1: selfish and admit it. It's the blind faith that the blind,

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Speaker 1: just that belief that nothing else is right. Whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: want to get it all out quickly to like kill it.

426
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: Like I want to like push on the pain so

427
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: that it just all gets out instead of this dull release.

428
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 1: So I invented something last night. I got this sleep

429
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: mask in Cayman that has a pocket in it so

430
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: that you can put one of these like cooling eye things. Right,

431
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 1: like you put that in the freezer. That's not gonna

432
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: be enough for me. So last night I was trying.

433
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 1: I have another sleep mask that's just a basic one, right,

434
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: And so I was trying different things, like I would

435
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: take a pill bottle and then I would put sleep mask. Sorry,

436
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 1: I'll talk louder because I can't do this. Put the

437
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: sleet mask. She's putting a bottle of aspern or something

438
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 1: underneath the sleep mast. And then I would go like

439
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: this and I would just have it in my eye

440
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 1: like this because it would feel so good. And this

441
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: is what you're doing while you're watching the Kanye Dock.

442
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: No Kanye Dock, I was suffering. Oh, I got sorry, Okay.

443
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: So that was for a while and then I was like,

444
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: it kept slipping out like that because it didn't have

445
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 1: anything to hold it, and this is a silk mask,

446
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: so it would just slip and then it would shoot

447
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 1: across my room. So then I found my sleep mask that,

448
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's hurt my vision worth it? I

449
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: found this one has a pocket in it, and I

450
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: found this charger on my nightstand right It's a it's

451
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: like a big block charger, and I put it inside

452
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: the mask so that I would hold in place and

453
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: I would put it so that it was like this.

454
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: By this time, the pain had traveled to my temple

455
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: over here, and that's when I came up with this

456
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: honestly mask on the side of the head, I believe,

457
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: with a charger inside it, folks, And then I had

458
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: it like that at so then the charger was on

459
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 1: the temple at the very right spot. I put the

460
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,959
Speaker 1: other sleep mask on top to even put the pressure

461
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: on even more, and then I laid against a pillow

462
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: as hard as I could to press it in and

463
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: it worked. It was great. It was. I was so

464
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 1: excited that I had a pocketed sleep mask, and I

465
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: really recommend this anyone with migraines something real quick. Yeah,

466
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm your doctor, doctor in a cool glazer. Yes, I'm

467
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: suffering with migraines, and I've been taking medicine that you

468
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: prescribe me. But I just I feel like tried taking

469
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: the bottle and shoving it into your eyes hocket of medicine,

470
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: not taking the medicine, but just using it. Um. Well,

471
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to prescribe you a sleep mask from Amazon.

472
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 1: Um it's made in China. It is about and if

473
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: you have a prime it's gonna ship for free. And

474
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: then I'm going to have you take whatever charger you

475
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: have lying around, especially one I think would be great

476
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: that has the um the sockets that you can put,

477
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: you know, swipe in and out so that sometimes you

478
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: can get a very direct pain, uh poking with the

479
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: socket out, put inside, and then wrap that around your

480
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: head and then um and then how long until you

481
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: until the end of the Kanye Duck And then generally

482
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: you will start to feel like you have summoned the

483
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: same kind of psychosis that the person you're watching on

484
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: the screen is going through and that possibly his car

485
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:35,959
Speaker 1: accident triggered this then this mania and that you yourself

486
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: are and the mania that you will feel because your

487
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: brain is too big for your skull. Much like Kanye

488
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: described his own brain. UM is now what you're suffering with.

489
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: I wonder before you've had some mania things I forget

490
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: what was the other things like pulses it, yeah, something

491
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: else about like looking in the mirror trying to like

492
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: I forget, like you've had some issues are not issues,

493
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: but some things when you're just completely alone where you

494
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: just like you probably like lose track of time a

495
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: little bit when you're doing that now doing migraines. Yeah,

496
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: like mania stuff. I never had mania manias when you

497
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: go like but you think you're God and stuff. Swear

498
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: you told me before. Now, I mean I've had like

499
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: I've had like what we're talking about, like realizing like

500
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: other people are you, You're everyone? That's more like, um,

501
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: that's kind of an ego death kind of thing. But

502
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: I haven't had mania, really. I've had depressed like bipolar

503
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: is fits of mania where you're like everything's great, We're

504
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: doing this, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna call this

505
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: for some I'm gonna do it, Like, oh my god,

506
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna do this, and we're like Kanye, you

507
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: step into his world at the beginning of the documentary,

508
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 1: the third documentary, where he's in the Dependic Republic, He's

509
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: got a man like, uh, engineering a gyroscope or something

510
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: in the corner. He's got another guy producing beats in

511
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: this corner. He's jump rope over here. He's that's mania,

512
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: being like this, this, this, this, Like you might say

513
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: that's highly productive, but that I would say most doctors

514
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: would see that in a bipolar patient, go Okay, this

515
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: guy's suffering with a manic episode. And then the other

516
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: side of that is the depression, where it's like the

517
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: opposite of that. But I've I've suffered with the depression depress,

518
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: like if I've had bipolar, the downs, but not the

519
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: other things. Um, what do you constitute as mania? No?

520
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. Just like kind of you lose track

521
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: of time, Like if you were like, let's say you

522
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: had a migraine headache that was so bad that you

523
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: just started experimenting things. The next thing you know, you've

524
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: it's been forty five minutes and you don't even realize

525
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: time went by and you had that except when I've

526
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: blacked out. No, I know what I'm doing. I'm just

527
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: I kind of. I just love when you can get

528
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: those pressure points and just torture them. But let's get

529
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: to the news. Okay, first story, all right, have you

530
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: seen this, Nikki? The latest Wheel of Fortune disaster has

531
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: been striving at the TV? Yes? Do you have it?

532
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: To play it? Well? I want to see if Andrew

533
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: knows this. I want to see if he knows the

534
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: answer to it, because I was actually looked up other

535
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: like idioms to see if because sometimes Andrew just misses

536
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: out on things that have like this. Is this is

537
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: an example of somebody just not hearing this phrase their

538
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: entire life, which is possible. It's possible. Let's see. I

539
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: might it might. I haven't seen this though, Okay, I

540
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: think you'll know this. Another feather your Can I see

541
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: the board or no? I can't? You know? Just Chris

542
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: on what she's saying. I mean I would say, cap, yes,

543
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay, So there's this an a left uh

544
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: there was I think it was like it was it

545
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: was yeah blank a blank another like yeah, I and

546
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: Inn is missing that you and yours missing. Everything else

547
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: is filled in. It's another feather fall, and then in

548
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: his blank N then it's yours y O, and then

549
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: blank are and then it's blank a blank for cap.

550
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: Can I be honest though I knew it was cap

551
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: because hat was incorrect, I don't know if I would

552
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: have had. I don't think it's the worst mistake. But

553
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: then let's continue. It goes round to her again. Okay,

554
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: so that guy doesn't know it either. He doesn't want

555
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: to buy a bow, which of the I guess bankrupts

556
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: better in your lap? Oh, now Christopher is gonna roll again. Ah,

557
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: so so frustrating. This is like wordle Thomas. Oh he

558
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: got lose a turn now Thomas, who clearly knows it,

559
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:14,719
Speaker 1: he loses the term. I'm gonna okay. She's spinning it

560
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: because she doesn't no. Still, well, what letter would you like? Yes?

561
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If she doesn't get it now after

562
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: getting Pete, I will solve another feather in your Now, Christopher,

563
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: he's spinning it again. He gets bankrupts Thomas, you have

564
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: no money, I'll okay. Thomas, who definitely has known it

565
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: the whole time, is spinning again. She and there we

566
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: go another feather in your cap, I mean and patch

567
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: Piatt Piatt s g uh said something about like, I

568
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: never like to make fun of anyone. This is really

569
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: a high pressure game. I don't I like to like

570
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: be very empathetic to the fact that these people, you know,

571
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: sometimes things just like miss. But yeah, I mean he

572
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: was actually say something very It was sweet. I thought, um,

573
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: even yeah, so um, even though I think that um

574
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: Alex Trebeck was the one that could be like kind

575
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: of an asshole sometimes when people weren't as smart. But

576
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: this is Wheal of Fortune. This isn't Jeopardy. You don't

577
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: need to be like a I do like that. There's

578
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: two different kind of fan It's like a chess and checkers.

579
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: This was kind of an off putting thing, you know

580
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, but sometimes you just miss things.

581
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: Were you Were you a Jeopardy family or a Wheel

582
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: of Fortune family? Uh? Wheel of Fortune? While my mom

583
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,719
Speaker 1: was making dinner, it would just be on and then

584
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: we were a Jeopardy family. My dad's my dad's a

585
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: jet pretty, my mom's a wheel of Fortune. What about you? Yeah,

586
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: we were a Jeopardy family. We didn't play Wheel of Fortune,

587
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: but Rusty's Family Wheel of Fortune. We liked, um trivial Pursuit.

588
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: My dad really likes that. Um, remember you were really

589
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: good at it. I do pretty well on that, like I, um,

590
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: you know, there's some things that I'm just real dumb

591
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: that And then I like playing it with my parents

592
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: because we play this old version from the eighties where

593
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: there's no there's no trivial questions from after six or something,

594
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: so it's all stuff before I was even able to talk,

595
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: and I do all write on it, and my parents

596
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: sometimes I just like them. My favorite thing is when

597
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: I know a song or something, even if it's not

598
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: trivial pursuit. Like there's a song and I like know

599
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: the words. My dad goes, how the hell do you

600
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: know this? And I'm just like, I just go, Dad,

601
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm intelligent. I pay attention. I just I love those moments.

602
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: And he's so proud that I know something that was

603
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: only around like he thought he had to teach it

604
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: to me for me to know what I'm like because

605
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: I I'm curious and I pay attention. But you know, um, yeah,

606
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: there's some I would whip them though, in a game

607
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: that was you know, current current if it was nine

608
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: movies from six to I'm fucking any pop culture then

609
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: in that time. Yeah, if you ask me tomorrow, like

610
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: who invaded Ukraine, I'd get it right right, they lived them.

611
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: That's such a good point. What about like, but I

612
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: lived some things that I don't know for sure. Go

613
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: back two weeks, what's the next news story? Okay? Hotel

614
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: Hotel workers reveal the weirdest things rich guests have done. Okay, okay.

615
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: Housekeeper said he saw a big company boss step into

616
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: the hotel lobby with over two dozen security guards surrounding

617
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: him and start crawling and growling on the floor like

618
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: an animal. Why two money for security guards? That does

619
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: not This does not seem like a real thing. I

620
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: thought so too. Okay, So maybe Bezos was just walking upright,

621
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: and it looked like he was crawling next to normal size. Okay.

622
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: A top five richest person after a bad stock day

623
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: for his company, uh told employees that night he wanted

624
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: to sleep on the table of the restaurant and asked

625
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 1: for around twenty cooked lobsters to be laid out across

626
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: his body. No, you know what, it's so outrageous, but

627
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: I think it might be true. Yeah, I think that's

628
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: the same guy every time. I wouldn't be surprised if, um,

629
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: one time we had a rich a rich comedian come

630
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: and stay at our hotel and in the morning we

631
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: found him dead in his But if that was the

632
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 1: craziest thing a rich person left beyond, I mean that

633
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: I don't know you putting your charger on your eyes close.

634
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: I mean, my maid must think I'm insane. She's laid

635
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: out all I have like nineteen sleep masks because I

636
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: lose them all the time. And she must think I'm

637
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: having like, you know, blindfolded orgies, because why would one

638
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: girl need this many fucking sleep masks? And why is

639
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: it orange in her shower? And why is there throw

640
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: up in there? Now? To you, there's like seaweed in

641
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: the drain I had. I guess I had some seaweed

642
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: in my meal before. Oh so bad? Okay, Um, what

643
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: other things? No? I mean this, You're so right, this

644
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: is the same guy. Okay. Other strange requests include having

645
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: food served inside a special guitar. Okay, rock and roll guy,

646
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: I guess, like what kind of food? No, it's well,

647
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: it's it just described as a millionaire in China. I

648
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: mean these guys love people shifting in their mouths, so

649
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: eating out of a fucking guitar is not. I'm just wondering.

650
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: Does he have the guitar and he gives it to them. No,

651
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: he probably requested them to get it. Some people like

652
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: to be so specific so that it puts other people out.

653
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: I mean, this is again just it's more about, like,

654
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: how can I exert my power that someone will do

655
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: this degrading thing because of me um or he might

656
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: really like Lasagnan. I want to hear some disgusting things,

657
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: you know, Like I mean, the lobster guy is pretty disgusting.

658
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: And why would you want to sleep on a fucking

659
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: table in a restaurant? You gotta like here, like the

660
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: prep staff coming in in the morning, so weird. I

661
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: fell asleep one time on a blackjack table, really and

662
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 1: had to be carried home by a guy that worked

663
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: for the guy named Lobster. Yeah, oh my god, you

664
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: know that story. I'm not even kidding. There was. We

665
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: had a guy. No, his name was Lettuce. It was

666
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't really, I mean, there's a whole other story.

667
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: We were we were in Bahamas. Me rusty, uh my

668
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: used car Buddy Jack was he shredded, like the way

669
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: I like my lets. So his name was Romaine, so

670
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: we nicknamed him Lettuce. He he like got us drugs.

671
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: We got him. We went to Polo one time, like

672
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: the closed store. This was the funniest moment ever. So

673
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: we go to his clothes store, Me, Rusty and Lettuce,

674
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: and Lettuce, Me and Rusty are like looking for outfits

675
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: for that night. We both have like mustaches. Were like,

676
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: let's build an outfit around the mustache when you were

677
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: rich Yeah, this is like the creepiest or the funniest

678
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: or like the strangest thing of Richard. And we go

679
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: to the counter and let us already has an outfit,

680
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 1: like there's a photo of me Rusty, Yeah, of course.

681
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: And we got him jet ski rides. We He was

682
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: like our best friend on the island because he got

683
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: his cocaine and um god, these fake friendships based around drugs.

684
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: And then one night I got hammered and I passed

685
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: out on the on the blackjack table and I had

686
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: to be carried by one of the employees and someone

687
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: I think it was the Rusty or Rusty's little brother Ryan.

688
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: They just had a feeling that I was maybe in

689
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: the hallway, like didn't even hear me, and they opened

690
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: up and I'm just like a Behamon guy is just

691
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: holding me up and like going, do you know this guy,

692
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 1: I've been trying to find his room for three hours?

693
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Andrew, you were such a piece. Do

694
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: you remember any of that? Yeah, like a little, very

695
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: little easy that you would remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

696
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's uh that was. And then we got

697
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: left in the Bahamas. We got left, they left, They

698
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: took the boat back with our passports, so we were

699
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: stuck there. So why didn't you have your passports with you?

700
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: They were in the boat. So you guys charted a

701
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: boat to the Bahamas. Yeah, I think we were going

702
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: to fly back instead of taking the boat. But you

703
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: just didn't leave. You left your passports they took Yeah,

704
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: they took the passport. So then uh, we got stuck.

705
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: Inn have passport, we couldn't get back to a America.

706
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: So then we just, I mean, we had money, so

707
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: everything changes when you have money. Then we're like, oh,

708
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: we'll just fucking get a room here. And next thing

709
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: you know is spring break and we're parting with a

710
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: bunch of college girls. How do you get your passports back.

711
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: They had the mail him back. Oh my god, but

712
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: you partied with college girls? Yeah? Is it fun? We

713
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: still talk to them. No, No, I was a sexual.

714
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: Then that's that photo I'll show you. We could post

715
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: a photo of Oh my god, the best photo I'll

716
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: send it to you know, of me hammered with my

717
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: a sexual hand down, all funked up. And then Rusty

718
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: has two bottles of champagne with five girls circling one

719
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: where he was like money, isn't like I'm put my

720
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: face on your money. Yes. He ended up buying every

721
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne on the island because he won eighty

722
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 1: grant at Black Chack. Oh my god, what a dumb

723
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: use of his money. Do you guys were kings for

724
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: a day for like an hour and a half. He

725
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: was the guy to put to one lobsters on him.

726
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: But it was a champagne he would did. He would

727
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: do the dumbest ship. I told you when we were

728
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: in debt. He took out a thousand dollars on his

729
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: credit card just to throw it in the club. Not

730
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: a strip club, just a regular club. A thousand dollars

731
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: just to throw it. We're like forty grand and dead.

732
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: He takes out a grand on his credit card to

733
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: throw the cash from the our table into the crowd,

734
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: just letting the rain a family now and like, uh

735
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: he's a money manager yea, and his name was cash

736
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: him credit. All right, let's get to the last news story,

737
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: all right. Larry David's two part HBO documentary was shockingly

738
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: canceled the day before premiere by Larry David. Instead, he

739
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: has decided he wants to do it in front of

740
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: an audience. Resources close to him say that means, um,

741
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: he wants to do a live stage version of the documentary.

742
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: I think that something in the documentary he said, might

743
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: have gotten him canceled, or something that was my initial

744
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: thought of like that. I don't know why I mean

745
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: to cancel, like he procrastinated, like looking, but I couldn't

746
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: picture him doing that. I can't either. I feel like

747
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: he's like very good about he Maybe he just didn't

748
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: like it, you know, maybe, But why would it have

749
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: gone so far to almost air it was supposed to

750
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: air Sunday? What else did they put on in its place?

751
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: Pitch Perfect too? You know, like what did they what

752
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: do they do? That's what teaches you about. This is

753
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: the thing about Hollywood is that everyone's so like, we

754
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: need the deadline is approaching, we need to do this,

755
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: and it's like it can always change. There's always something

756
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: else to do. This isn't do or die, This isn't

757
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: nuclear war like Larry David, you can pull a thing

758
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: that was. I mean, there's no he's done enough too.

759
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: He has more money than God, but you would think

760
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 1: that that's impossible. Deadlines are always like, but we need

761
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: it on this day, or we're not gonna it's like

762
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: then they'll just air it later, or they'll just figure

763
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: out there's something else they can do. Of course they'll

764
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: lose money and stuff from I mean, I know there's

765
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: lots of money involved in this thing, but it's there.

766
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: It's never like people are going to lose their lives.

767
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know. I just feel like

768
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: he's made so much money for HBO with Curb and

769
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: he's made so much like he has the ability. The

770
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: day before something dropped what it was, and I wonder

771
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: what the drama was around it, the calls that were

772
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: being made, because he he may kind of like that

773
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: the story of him like not being out like maybe

774
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: the idea of his story. I definitely think he was

775
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: panicking before it about something and worried and just decided

776
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: to go no. Like it was like, you know, that's

777
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: the story of him walking on stage to do a

778
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: set before he was famous, looking at the crowd and

779
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: just going Noah, and and just walking off stage like

780
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: that's that's exactly what happened here. He's just like, no,

781
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 1: we're not doing this, and they're like, wait, wait what

782
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: we have? We've promoted it, Like I was excited to

783
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 1: see it, so I'm I'm actually excited to see whatever

784
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 1: he puts out. So I kind of like I liked

785
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: the story, just doing what he wants. Old l D.

786
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 1: Let's take a break and come back with Sports Gears

787
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: Andrew's weekly sports moment. It's time for the sports moment

788
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: of the week, always am, let's hear it? What is it? Noah? Okay,

789
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: this is a very sad story. Kane Velasquez, who's an

790
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: m m A fighter, is charged with attempted murder after

791
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: police say he targeted a man accusing of accused of

792
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: molesting Kane's four year old relative. So the man charged

793
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: with molesting Kane's relative was in a car with his mother,

794
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: who was employed by Kane as a daycare worker, and

795
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: his stepfather when Kane opened fire on them for what

796
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: could be over a hundred times. The stepfather was wounded,

797
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: and Kane also rammed his truck into them. Did you

798
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: know Kane's name before this incident? Noah, because I didn't

799
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: know it, But I oh, I knew UFC. He won

800
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: the championship at one point. Like he's a pretty big name,

801
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: yeah in that world. Um, he's a bad shot though,

802
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 1: was the guy already? The guy was accused, He hasn't

803
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: been charged. He was charged, He was charged, He was charged,

804
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: he wasn't found guilty yet by the court. So he

805
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: was he was going to be appearing in court for

806
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,959
Speaker 1: abusing one of Kane's relatives, four year old relatives living

807
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: at the daycare. Daycare. Yeah, um, I mean it goes back.

808
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: That's a fucking that's they'll they'll get in there, they'll

809
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: find a way and a lot of times women who

810
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: are in their lives as well will facilitate these needs

811
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: that these fucking sickos have. So I'm sure the woman

812
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: in a situation knew something was up here. So you

813
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: think that's why he didn't have a problem shooting with

814
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: her in the car or do you think I went

815
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: through idea, Kim, he cared. Yeah, and I think that,

816
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: you know, wounded the stepdad. I gotta be honest, stepdad

817
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: probably fucking kid. Yeah, he probably funked around with the

818
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: kid who I'm not saying that, Like, I'm just saying

819
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: a lot of times stepdad's are the ones molesting, and

820
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: molesting leads to molesting leads to molesting. Not that I

821
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 1: don't I'm sad that the stepdad was wounded. He seems

822
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if he had anything to do with it,

823
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: but I'm sure this guy was so mad he didn't care.

824
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: Um a hundred hundred. I mean, that's like, I don't

825
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: even know what kind of gun almost he was. In

826
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: quotation marks, would you for forty or something? Would you

827
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: okay if you found out that No, No, if you

828
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: found out that someone in your like a loved child,

829
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: and would you want that person to stand trial and

830
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: suffer in prison for six years of their life, which

831
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: is what they kind of get sometimes and then they

832
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: get to go back to reoffending and all they have

833
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: to do is like really introduce themselves to their neighbors.

834
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: But they can you know, there's a lot of times

835
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: guys or would you rather them? No, not you kill them?

836
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: Because I don't think that you would want to. You

837
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: would kill someone, I mean you'd want to. But if

838
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: I caught it in the act, I'd kill him. Yeah.

839
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: That's the weird thing about this is like because if

840
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: if he caught him and at the moment, he still

841
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't get off, that's not self defense. He wasn't being

842
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: you're defending. I don't know. I don't know what. I

843
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: don't know either. I mean that has to happen so

844
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: often though of the caught in the moment, and um wait,

845
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: what are you asking? I'm sorry? Would you like sometimes

846
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: I think you know, I definitely believe that molesters brains

847
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: they can't help it, and so punishing someone for a

848
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: brain that they can't help is not the way to

849
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: do it. But we do need to put them away

850
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: to protect other children, um or killing them just to

851
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: protect other children. I would want to. I would want

852
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: to kill them, but I want to kill them with

853
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: like a more painful way, because because even though I

854
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: know they can't help the way they are, I still

855
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: want to hurt them the way that they like, I

856
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: want to set an example for other people who might

857
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: do that. That's why we put people away is as

858
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 1: a society, we need to set an example. Like, Okay,

859
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: if you want them less kids, that's what's gonna happen

860
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: to you, So better fucking your desires. Push them down,

861
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: because that's what's going to happen to you. Your desires.

862
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 1: I know you can't help them, but that doesn't mean

863
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: that you need to give into them, because this is

864
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen if you do. We need to set examples. Um,

865
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: it's less about punishing the person who did it and

866
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: more about protecting other kids by setting example. But man,

867
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: it would be hard not to want to do that.

868
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: I mean I run through my head of Poppy Harlow Forest,

869
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: even my you know, my boyfriend, uh nephews and like

870
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: anyone close to or just any fucking kid man like

871
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: you just see, it's just heartbreak. It's just it's so heartbreaking.

872
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: And what is like what talks about the law sometimes

873
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: I think too, is like if if he doesn't get

874
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: charged right because he did this after the fact, or

875
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if he gets charged and goes right. If

876
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: they don't find him not guilty because he's revenging, right,

877
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: that would be crazy because then everyone could revenge and

878
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: it just opens up a whole can of worms that

879
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: they can't even He has to be punished. He took

880
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: someone's life. He didn't take anyone's life. Oh he did

881
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: not that That's what I said. Sorry, sorry, that's crazy.

882
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean, he would have been better off probably killing

883
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: with those that. But he's being charged for attempted murder,

884
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: which is money to life in prison, and I think

885
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: you should get like, I think maybe like two years.

886
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: I mean, the charge is a charge, no matter what

887
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like sometimes the system is

888
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: flawed into center. I've I have a story of my

889
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: own where I I once witnessed someone um get a

890
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: harsher penalty for something that had nothing to do with

891
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: the molestation charge because it came out on the stand

892
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: that they had once been given a molestation charge and

893
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: it had nothing to do with that one. But once

894
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: the jury found out that that guy had molested in

895
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: his past, they I could see, I could, I know

896
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: that the tone shifted. And so that's why people go like,

897
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: please scratch that from the record, it's like, bitch, we

898
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: just like I can't men in black blanky thing myself

899
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: right now. I know what he did. It's hard and

900
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: you know that. And and also sending um pedophile to

901
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: prison we all know is not going to be a

902
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: great life for them. No, I'm I'm just saying, like,

903
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: if you want to go out and kill a pedophile

904
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: for what they did to your beloved family member, maybe

905
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: just wait un till they get sentenced or don't get sentenced,

906
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: and then you can do what you want. But if

907
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: they get sentenced, just know that they're going to suffer

908
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: way longer in there. But a lot of times they

909
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: just get out so soon. Reminds me of the movie

910
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: A Time to Kill Have you seen that? No? But

911
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: oh yes with um yeah and Samuel Jackson, and Samuel

912
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: Jackson kills the guys while they're in court, like in

913
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: the courtroom, like going to the court, and I'm like,

914
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: that's probably not the best time to do it. Like

915
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: lots of witnesses. There's like the stenographer who's just like

916
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: typing bam bam bam. I just don't know, yeah, yeah,

917
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: he draws it. I I don't know, Like I like,

918
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm even thinking about it, I would just know you

919
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: want to you just how could you not? That's what's

920
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: so boggling to me. Mind buggling to me when someone

921
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: doesn't believe their child and like and stand up for

922
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: their child, which happens all the fucking time. And if

923
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: it's happened to you out there, I'm so sorry someone

924
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: didn't believe you. But that's the most curvile thing. It's like,

925
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: you either get your mom wanting to murder someone who

926
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 1: did that to you, or you get your mom going

927
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 1: you it was just a bumpy car ride his that's

928
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: not you. You didn't feel him touch you that way.

929
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: We were just going through a sharp turn, and that's

930
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: why his fingers went inside of you. Which I have

931
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: empathy for the parents because they don't want to know

932
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: that horror, Like they can't even wrap their brain around

933
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: that horror. Yeah, they can't handle it. They can. They're

934
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: doing all they can right then, and they're being bad

935
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 1: parents because they can't be anything else and they should

936
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: have never had kids to begin with. And if that's

937
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: your parents, you've got a shitty hand dealt and it's

938
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: not your fault. Let's get to fan tracks, Okay, no,

939
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 1: what's the first Uh. I mean we've gotten to all

940
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: the subject matter that we always do. Okay, but it's

941
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: coming up all right, and I'm gonna do a little

942
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: palette cleanse with perfect um a video that a bestie

943
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: sent us on Instagram. Hold on, let me just get no,

944
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: oh no, no, it's not that okay. This is from

945
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: your bff Jess. She thought that you would like this video.

946
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: And then because oh my god, I've already seen this video.

947
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: My sister sent it to me this morning. It's a

948
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: bluga whale finding someone's phone that they dropped in the

949
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: ocean and bringing it back up to the girls. I

950
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: think it's fake, sorry, y'all. Fake, fake, fake, fake fake.

951
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: It was a bluega whale that was trained to get

952
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: cell phones. They decided to like shoot it very closely.

953
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,240
Speaker 1: This is in an aquarium, it's not in the ocean.

954
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: I just don't it's like you think they was sorry.

955
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be like a pizza gating here

956
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: and like you know, nine eleven an inside job, but

957
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: this is this is absolutely an inside job. I think

958
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: I see worlds involved. Wait time out. They were on

959
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: a boat though, right, Okay, so I think, um, they get.

960
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: There's just no way. There's just no way. I just

961
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: don't believe it. There's just no way. Sure, but it's

962
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: just there's just no way. So you think a whale

963
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: can't figure out to bring something to someone unless they're trained, Yes,

964
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: I think there is a way, but I just don't

965
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: I've never seen Why have we never seen a whale

966
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: do this with any other thing that was like in

967
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: the ocean, like bringing a fish to someone or bringing

968
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: like they bring up Well, I don't know. And why

969
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: is the phone like an old version of a phone? Like?

970
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: Why are we it's it looked like it was like

971
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: an iPhone seven. I'm just saying, have you done any

972
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: research on this? No? I just saw this morning and

973
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: I wrote to my sister, I think it's fake. I'm

974
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: sorry to be that person, but I want to let's

975
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: maybe look at it on Snopes and see if anyone

976
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: else thinks it's fake. Because it's making the rounds today.

977
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: I wanted, Okay, maybe it's another whale that did. I'm

978
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: going to look it up right now, whale fines. Let's

979
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: get to the next fan trax. Noah, but I appreciate

980
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: someone sending that in and I'm sorry, I'm being a

981
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: skeptic about it. Okay, well i've and I fell for it,

982
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: so I know, maybe I'm someone break this open for me.

983
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: I just can't believe that a whale would do that.

984
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: And if you know that whales can do this, that's great,

985
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: but I just can't. I believe so many animals care

986
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: about humans and deserve our love and trust and all

987
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: those things. But I and that they care about us

988
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: and that there's possibilities for them to have empathy. But

989
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't think they're like, hey, I notice that you're

990
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: drop your phone and here it would be had a

991
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: go pro on for this. It didn't. It didn't. I'm

992
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: watching the video again. Did not go pro I'm just

993
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: I want to snope. Set. Um, let's get to the

994
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: next fan throps. Okay, this one UM is from Sarah. Hey, besties, UM,

995
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 1: this is Sarah and I am just calling in because

996
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: I have a great butt dial story. Um. So, in

997
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: high school I got my first like love tap on

998
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: the back of my car. Um. It ended up being

999
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: we were very close to the school. I was out

1000
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: of red light and a girl hit me from behind.

1001
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad. It was my mom's car, and when

1002
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: we pulled over, it was a girl who was in

1003
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: my first period class. We're not that good of friends,

1004
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: but we were both so upset and crying, and so

1005
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 1: we're just like, okay, we'll handle in math class. So

1006
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: we get to math class and we exchange our mom's

1007
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: phone numbers. Of course, um, and the mom's talk on

1008
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: the phone, and my mom is cool. You guys have

1009
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: actually met her in a in a Philipeth sailor mom drip.

1010
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: She is super nice and she didn't want to go

1011
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: through and like insurance, if they didn't have to, they

1012
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: would just figure it out. And this woman agreed to

1013
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: it and then ended up butt dialing her and talking

1014
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: ship saying how it's way too expensive or she's trying

1015
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: to scam me or this or that, like just the

1016
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: whole time. And it left a voicemail for my mom

1017
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: so she didn't answer, so long story long, Um, she

1018
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: we ended up hearing it. Uh. She sent her a

1019
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: text message, I do not want to skip insurance anymore.

1020
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: And I went in the school parking lot at the

1021
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: end of the day and found the girl's license plate

1022
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: before she could be unhelpful. Before oh man, actually it

1023
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: cut out so before she could be so I'm guessing,

1024
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: so let me understand this. The woman complained that they

1025
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: weren't going to like pay, or that it was going

1026
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 1: to be so much that out of insurance. They wanted

1027
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: to be like, look, let's not get insurance involved. You

1028
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: hit my car. This is the price. I'm sure they

1029
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: were like, it's just a fucking scratch on a bumper.

1030
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: It couldn't be thirty grand whatever. Okay, So the number

1031
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: that the girl who called us, her mom gave a

1032
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: number to the woman and the woman's like, that's a

1033
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: fucking terrible number, and then and then she was like, actually,

1034
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: let's do involved in. Yeah, I wonder if that end.

1035
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so funny that it's like the worst

1036
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: person you could possibly call when you're when you're ship

1037
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: talking about someone like them, Like, what are the odds

1038
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: that you call the person? Well, I guess they're pretty

1039
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: big because a lot of times you start talking right

1040
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: after you get off the phone with someone, so calling

1041
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: them back it might be the first thing that your

1042
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: butt hits. Oh I wonder if that woman ever knew

1043
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: and like, you know, and they have evidence. I mean, okay,

1044
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: let's get to the next one that was good. I

1045
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: want to know the ending. But how weird was it

1046
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: in the first period when you saw that girl? Was

1047
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: it ever the same with that girl again? I don't know.

1048
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 1: I heard a blue a whale brought them money for blue.

1049
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: It's a great name. By the way, have you ever

1050
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: seen the video where they like shake the blue the

1051
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: bluega whales head, Like the top part they pressed it.

1052
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: It's like, um, one of those It's like, yes, it's

1053
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: like spongy and like like one of those balls, like um,

1054
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: not a bouncy ball that's like taught, but one of

1055
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: those like really like kind of more smooth balls. It's

1056
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: really like this amazing spongy material and this marine billogists

1057
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: like shaking their head and they're just like a little

1058
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: it's gelatinous. It's like a really like a thick jello

1059
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: mold and it's filled with like water. And I guess

1060
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: whalers used to like drink it or something or like

1061
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: think that it was like had special nutrients in or

1062
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: something like that. But its brain is not, it's not

1063
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: most of it. It's not like you're giving it head

1064
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: trauma by doing that. It's just a bunch of jelly

1065
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: and it just is Yeah. Yeah, really it's looks like

1066
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: the most satisfying thing I've ever seen, you know what

1067
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like a goat has horns to protect

1068
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: its head. Why would it have like a big jelly

1069
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: thing because it can still ram the funk out of you.

1070
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:08,479
Speaker 1: But I just wrote bluga whale jelly head. Yeah yeah,

1071
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: oh look at this. I'm gonna show you how much

1072
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: you can dent it. Look at that. Whoa, that looks bad,

1073
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: but I guess it's you can dent it so much

1074
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: so jelly um. All right, next next fan trax. Okay,

1075
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: here's a question from Nikki. Oh hi, best see this, Nikki. Um,

1076
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: this is like my I don't even know how many

1077
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: times I've recorded this, so this is my last one.

1078
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 1: All right, I'm listening to three right now. Um. Captain

1079
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: crunch lungs into the park. You know why I've called that? Yeah,

1080
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: unless I missed it, but I'm looking forward to it.

1081
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,959
Speaker 1: So anyway, you guys are talking about how you hate

1082
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: when you're telling someone a story or an experience and

1083
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: then they have to tell you about bears or like

1084
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: someone they know. Yes, and I am so guilty of this,

1085
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: but I have a question because when I do this,

1086
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like one up you or like

1087
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: brag about me. It's more so than I'm just trying

1088
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: to relate to the conversation and like have something to

1089
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: add to the conversation. So is that's still annoying? You know? Okay,

1090
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: because I'm working on it. And yeah, that's it. And

1091
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. I listen to you

1092
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: every day on their Wayner my boyfriend knows the Drill

1093
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: he walks in and Niki La their podcast is on TV.

1094
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah that's it. I love you guys

1095
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: so much. And Jack the Ripper girl. Um, yeah, that's

1096
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: that's an interesting one. I really I like that you

1097
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: brought this up because that is a that's a that's

1098
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: a great sign of empathy, of wanting to explain your

1099
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: experience in a similar thing making them feel less alone.

1100
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: I think it's very different. I think what you're doing,

1101
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 1: it would would not feel like a one up, and um,

1102
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: it's just different what you can just tell when someone's

1103
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: trying to one up you as opposed to when they're

1104
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: sharing a similar experience. I think, just keep doing you

1105
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: and that you're someone who comes at it with like

1106
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: a good heart, like your intention behind whatever you're doing

1107
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: is going to it's gonna show through in your tone. Right,

1108
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: what do you feel? I mean? I also feel like

1109
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: you could go, look, I'm not trying to want It's

1110
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: one sentence, like I'm not trying to one up. But

1111
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: sometimes when you say I'm not trying to one up,

1112
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: it's almost like you're saying what you actually are trying

1113
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 1: to do, not I'm not trying to be racist, but

1114
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 1: like this racist thing. You know. Yeah, I've been around

1115
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: people where you'll tell like a crazy story and then

1116
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: instantly they won't even listen to your story. You gotta

1117
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: ask ask two questions before you get into your That's

1118
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: a good practice. Just ask a question, yeah, follow up

1119
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: with two question questions. Then you could do your story

1120
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's interesting because I actually have a

1121
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: story like that which is way better. And you're really good. Yeah,

1122
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: that's really good. I like the two question rule. Are

1123
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: you just saying about when people, oh yeah, when people

1124
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: don't even ask and oh man, there's something my brain

1125
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: is not working today in terms of memory over there,

1126
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: I know, right, squishy jelly head blooga, all right, that

1127
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: was thank you so much for listening to the show

1128
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: so much, and um for like making you know. I

1129
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: just feel like it's how cool is it that she's like,

1130
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,439
Speaker 1: I'm working on it like I want to. I don't

1131
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: want to come across. But don't overthink it, because I

1132
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: think your intention is is good. And just know that

1133
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: you're a good person and you're not trying to hurt

1134
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: anyone by doing it, and that's that's all you can

1135
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: really ask for. So don't overthink it. Don't don't be

1136
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: worried if people are mad at you or think that

1137
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,959
Speaker 1: you're one way like and if they do, they're wrong,

1138
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,479
Speaker 1: and you know you're working on it. Love it, Okay,

1139
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: next fan trax, Okay, this one, I'll just play it Okay,

1140
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: now must stay Nikki, Andrew and Noah. My name is

1141
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: front Of and I'm from New Delhi, India and I

1142
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: just love your podcast. I've been listening to you since

1143
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: the U up days, so I've always wanted to tell you, Nikki,

1144
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: is that you are the main reason that I got

1145
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: into watching and listening stand up comedians after watching the

1146
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: first appearance on Rogan and then I got into this

1147
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: rabbit hole of the YouTube algorithm with other suggestions like THEO,

1148
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 1: tom Bert, Bobby Lee and just so many more. Not

1149
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: just that. I love love Sam Harris too and his

1150
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: meditation I was life changing. You guys honestly feel like

1151
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: my good friends from the other side of the earth.

1152
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: So much positive vibes and I hope that I get

1153
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: to meet you all someday. Sending you all the love

1154
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: from India. Don't be check through check from oh my God?

1155
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: What is his name? Pran Of, pran of, pran of,

1156
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: Oh my God? Thank you so much. Um. I loved

1157
01:03:55,680 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: hearing your list of comedians that you're into. I God,

1158
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm I love that it got you in the stand

1159
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 1: up comedy. I'm so glad that my American women uh

1160
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: sensibilities resonate with a man across the country, across the world,

1161
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: living in a totally different country than me, and like

1162
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: we probably have such different lives, but like it's all

1163
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: same vibes. I love it. It's so this is it's

1164
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: so special to me that you listen and are you

1165
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: related to a deepa. Oh my gosh, that's so fucking funny.

1166
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: That's so fucking funny. Oh my god. Honestly, that guy

1167
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: I want to know what his where where, what his

1168
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: life is like, what he does for a little what

1169
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: this guy. I could listen to this voicemail and just

1170
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 1: I almost teared up. It was he's just like he's

1171
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: such a kind person, Dude, Why can't everyone be kind?

1172
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm not as kind, but I'd like to be. You

1173
01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: are you really are? I don't know. Today I almost

1174
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: lost it on this dude driving He was like, where

1175
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: you can ever have someone on your ass? Oh my god?

1176
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: You you and guys either going slow in front of

1177
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 1: you or tailing you like driving with you is it's

1178
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 1: you get mad at people more than most people do.

1179
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: I have to say. I would argue that you get

1180
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: a little angry too. I don't get angry. I just

1181
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: steer around them. I really do. Andrew, I would have

1182
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: to say, I don't you get It's not like you

1183
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: like scream and are like funck you, but like you

1184
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: get perturbed by people around you in the car more

1185
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: than I would drive with. I would argue than this

1186
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: that you do things that get people upset in their car,

1187
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: and you say, why are you even reacting? Um No,

1188
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: I I don't feel like I have people reacting. I

1189
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:54,959
Speaker 1: don't get honked at. No. I don't, dude, No, I don't.

1190
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: I really I get honked at. Yes. And I've seen

1191
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: you like go in the other lane to like get

1192
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: out of places and people are like and you're just

1193
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: oblivious to it. Oh No, I know they're just overacting,

1194
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: Like you over react to people that are doing their

1195
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: own thing because you always go and it's just like

1196
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: just go around them, Andrew. But my point is is

1197
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: that person shouldn't be doing that if they were paying attention.

1198
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: And the guy that's on my ass that that is

1199
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: fucking like literally like inches from my ass, like fucking angry,

1200
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 1: going like this behind me, I'm not even angry yet. Yeah, yeah,

1201
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: So what did you do? What happens in that situation?

1202
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: Do you slow down? Do you speed up? Like? What

1203
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 1: does that guy want you to even do? So I

1204
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: knew he wanted to get around me, and he was

1205
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: mad at me for not going as fast as he

1206
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: wants me to go, right, so just go around to

1207
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 1: gas And I didn't let him go around me, but

1208
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: then I had to make a U turn anything. That's

1209
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: not the right reaction, I know, let him go around you,

1210
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 1: or why don't you just like move out of the

1211
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 1: way and then when the zoom pastor you just go back.

1212
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: And sometimes when people do past me, when they're like

1213
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: super and rush, I just know whoa But I don't

1214
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 1: go and like get mad. Just let them go. They're

1215
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: just fucking angry people. Just when people driving crazy just

1216
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 1: or driving slow. Either go around them because they're driving slow,

1217
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 1: but you go, fucking what do you do? Like if

1218
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: someone's doing too slow in front of you, you get

1219
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 1: so angry. And if someone's don't you make me sound

1220
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: like a monster. Now it's not, You're not a monster.

1221
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 1: You just go like if they cut me off and

1222
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: they're not being aware, yes I get a little perturbed,

1223
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: but I don't think. But the opposite if you're in

1224
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: front of you, if you're behind someone that's going a

1225
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 1: little too slow for your liking, or they're like trying

1226
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,440
Speaker 1: to find an address that they're kind of like breaking.

1227
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: You can't even fathom that someone would ever do that,

1228
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 1: even though you've been that person before. But if you're

1229
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: on the highway and you're going thirty per hour and

1230
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: you don't have your hands around them, could cause an accent.

1231
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: So then I get upset because an them, or call

1232
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: the cops. But you're going to the number for the

1233
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: cops here. Can you imagine I was calling the cops

1234
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: to explain and to explain to them that a cars

1235
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: just going slow pretty good at it. Try to try

1236
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 1: to say the car is going slowt no, no, no

1237
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: carros a car. No, it's not atto. I'm guessing it's

1238
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: something automobile, automobile. I feel like cars carro Okay, I

1239
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 1: could be wrong, Am I wrong? Okay? So I mean

1240
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: it does sound ridiculous. So the car O is it

1241
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 1: does is going slow? El caro as no rapid though

1242
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 1: um in laka is not fast in the industry, car

1243
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: is not. A car is not fast. You're not fast

1244
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 1: in your brain. That's what does I mean. I don't

1245
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 1: mean to make fun of people that. It's just so

1246
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,680
Speaker 1: cute when you're trying to translate things and make it

1247
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: like like the words were slow, so you say not fast.

1248
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: Murder If someone got murdered, are you going you'd be

1249
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:11,560
Speaker 1: like no liv oh yeah no no viva in like

1250
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: the st no live in the street. All right, let's

1251
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 1: get to the last fan tracks or one of the

1252
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,600
Speaker 1: last thoughts. Are we on final thoughts? Sorry? I'm on

1253
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 1: bluega whale searches. Okay, final thought, I'm envisioning your brain

1254
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: like that with the thing with your cape, with your

1255
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the bluega whale. If they put on my device,

1256
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: it would just it would just print so deeply. I mean,

1257
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 1: you gotta see this, like the way the rubbery heads.

1258
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 1: You guys got a Google Bluega squishy head. That's all

1259
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 1: you gotta do and you'll see what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: So satisfying. All right, Okay, here's um a quick mispronunciation

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Speaker 1: story from Kaylee. Hi. This is Kaylee from Atlanta. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to show a story about a mispronounced word that

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Speaker 1: I had. UM. So you know how you can learn

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Speaker 1: to spell certain words, You may say it more phonetically,

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Speaker 1: like Wednesday would be when Ned's day. Um. Well, I

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Speaker 1: did that for lingerie. UM when I was in college.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend at the we're talking about lingerie and in

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Speaker 1: that conversation I literally said lingering and the embarrassment from

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Speaker 1: that moment um still haunts me years later. So I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to share that story. She reading it, and

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Speaker 1: thank you for the pod, and I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: Nikki's new show Annie. Thanks Kaylee. Was she reading it

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Speaker 1: or was it just in her brain. The word looks

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Speaker 1: like lingery, So she just said lingery to her boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: I love that. I love um because I understand reading

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Speaker 1: the word lingerie and just not having it in your

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Speaker 1: mind and it's just going like lingery and being like what.

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Speaker 1: But just to say that, to have word that you

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Speaker 1: think of, where you see the word and you are

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Speaker 1: reading the word in your head is a different kind

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Speaker 1: of thing. And then do it one time someone calls

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Speaker 1: you out and then every word is what the oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what the fun is cheese? But I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to think. Yeah. Whitney Cummings posted one with the Honest

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Speaker 1: the other day of posthumously where people say posthumously, which

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Speaker 1: I said forever. And I still sometimes when I read

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Speaker 1: the word, I say colonel. I mean that's a that's

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Speaker 1: one that we got before. Um, I think you go

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Speaker 1: with postum. Can we just say no posthumously? It sounds

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Speaker 1: so funny, It sounds just right when you say it,

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Speaker 1: though for me the other way posthumously pously But you

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Speaker 1: know those um what about opossums? That's post humans? Why

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Speaker 1: is there an oh, I mean, I've got there's gotta

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Speaker 1: be a reason. I actually started reading this book. That's

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Speaker 1: a good question too. I started reading this book called

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Speaker 1: The Evolution of Useful Things. It's how everyday artifacts from

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Speaker 1: forks and pins to paper clips and zippers came to

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Speaker 1: be as they are. And um, someone had recommended it

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Speaker 1: in the subreddit. Books about like just simple things like that,

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Speaker 1: like why does zylophone have at X? Why do zippers

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Speaker 1: look like that? Why do paper clips look like that?

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Speaker 1: And it's I'm gonna find out. I like, I like

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Speaker 1: about those kind of simple things, so I'm excited to

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Speaker 1: read that. Yeah, it's called, um, The Evolution of Useful

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Speaker 1: Things by Henry Petrovsky. I'm also going to read Murder

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Speaker 1: on the Orient Express and I'm also still making my

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Speaker 1: way through um the book. UM just honestly books on

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Speaker 1: on Reddit, the subreddit, because people are like and there's

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Speaker 1: called there's a subreate called recommend recommend me a book

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Speaker 1: or something. Recommend a book and you just say the

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Speaker 1: kind of book you want, and people who know books

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Speaker 1: will be like this, so check that out too. UM.

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Speaker 1: All right, everyone, thank you so much for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show today, uh and all this week. UM. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to New Delhi, shout out to what was the

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Speaker 1: girl's name right before the New Delhi call. I didn't

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Speaker 1: say her name, and I feel like Sarah. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for your message asking about interrupting, you know, sharing.

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Speaker 1: We will get to column by next week. Um, love

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Speaker 1: you guys so much. Do not be there. And Jack Cross, well,

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Speaker 1: actually it was Nikki. Oh yeah, it was Nicky. How

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Speaker 1: could I forget it? Jack Frost? Nicky Jack Frost Jack