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Speaker 1: This is already off to our reporting. Start guys. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Episode sixty one Sauce on the Side with Diamond and

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Speaker 1: Andrew and Josh. You could cut the tension with a knife.

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Andrew just loves to seem like he puts on a

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Speaker 2: show as if he's so important. The work that he's

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Speaker 2: doing is so important, and it's like you don't even

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Speaker 2: know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: It comes from a place of deep insecurity.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, great, and here we go.

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Speaker 1: Andrew, would you like to defend yourself?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm good. I'll let them project.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I brought you guys here today. Thank you for all joining.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Josh, I know you're busy, only Josh.

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Speaker 2: I'm not busy. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not

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Speaker 2: busy right now. It's Monday.

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Speaker 1: We got such positive feedback from the last episode that

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Speaker 1: I thought it would be fun to do another one. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but now that everyone's fighting, I feel like it's weird.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I like fighting.

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Speaker 1: Are you are you guys gonna hugg a make up?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Maybe afterwards? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who are you fighting? Are you fighting? Josh or Diamond?

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Speaker 4: I'm fighting? No one the bites came to me. I'd

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Speaker 4: like to make that perfectly clear. I was just sitting

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Speaker 4: in here, mind in my business, and then I got

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Speaker 4: tweedled and tweedled dumb on either side of me.

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Speaker 3: Wow, okay, I never got a name call. Wow, I

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Speaker 3: know I didn't name call.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just work Blanche.

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Speaker 2: But God forbid you call him a loser? God forbid.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm getting framed for this. It wasn't me.

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Speaker 4: That's your handwriting.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know my handwriting. When have you ever

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Speaker 1: seen my handwriting?

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Speaker 4: I've seen your handwriting when you could have been talking

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Speaker 4: about Oh, somebody somehow went and left andrew a to

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Speaker 4: do list on his to do list apparently, yep, can

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Speaker 4: I read it?

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Speaker 2: Oh please, can you read it?

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Speaker 1: Since you're trying to frame people for things, it's your handwriting.

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Speaker 1: It is not my handwriting.

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Speaker 4: This, don't be a loser. Stop being a loser, sees

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Speaker 4: loser activities, see losering, and finally back out of your

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Speaker 4: loser parking spot. And you think that was me, All

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Speaker 4: of that sounds exactly like you.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I will give you. That sounds like things I

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Speaker 1: would say.

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Speaker 4: To you, And it's your handwriting.

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Speaker 3: Diamond is the user of loser.

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Speaker 1: She uses it way more.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not Diamond's handwriting. I know what Diamonds handwriting

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Speaker 4: looks like.

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Speaker 1: Oh so now we're a handwriting expert. You've never seen

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Speaker 1: my writing.

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Speaker 4: I one hundred percent have you write like perfectly? It's

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Speaker 4: very weird, Like your handwriting is fantastic.

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Speaker 2: So what is he trying to say about mine? What?

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Speaker 3: The handwriting doesn't look perfect?

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Speaker 4: It does, see, it looks like it was typed out

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Speaker 4: a handwriting objective.

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Speaker 2: This is subjective.

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Speaker 4: Come on your handwriting.

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Speaker 1: I deny leaving you a to do list on how

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Speaker 1: to stop being a loser. It sounds like things I

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Speaker 1: would say for sure.

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Speaker 4: So it's just there's a random stranger walking around putting

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Speaker 4: cups all over my desk and writing on my to

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Speaker 4: do list. And also the name tag was on my

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Speaker 4: desk that you got your name was on my desk?

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Speaker 1: Do you think I would be so stupid?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely would your ding dong?

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Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, that's great. I don't even know what else

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Speaker 1: to say here.

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Speaker 3: Oh, really, Josh kind of name if he has a name,

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Speaker 3: if he has.

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Speaker 1: This alleged name tag that was on your desk at

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Speaker 1: the scene of the alleged crime. Was there any other

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Speaker 1: name on that name tag?

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Speaker 4: I could not see really time, Why would I need

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Speaker 4: to check the name tag?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what if the name tag had Josh's

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Speaker 1: name on.

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Speaker 3: It, it didn't, that's for sure.

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Speaker 4: I can go in my trash and check it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be weird if you went in your trash

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Speaker 1: and checked it and Josh's name was on there, that'd

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Speaker 1: be crazy.

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Speaker 3: I can personally guarantee you my name was not on there.

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Speaker 2: Oh, can you.

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Speaker 1: Please, Andrew run and check that name tag right now.

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Speaker 1: You have a personal guarantee, personally guarante from Josh Kladny

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Speaker 1: Trump over here, and he's scuttling off there he goes,

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Speaker 1: so while he's gone.

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Speaker 3: Of course we did it.

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Speaker 1: We came in on a weekend.

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Speaker 2: Oh and that setup was all done over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: That took a lot of work. I'm like, what is

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Speaker 2: happening here? There's like fake animals under cups and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Do you know why we came in?

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Speaker 2: Why to p stop?

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Speaker 1: We were wandering around like everywhere we walked foul and

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Speaker 1: thousands of steps. I got almost twenty two thousand. Hi back,

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Speaker 1: this is the first.

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Speaker 4: Time I'm seeing this is a live reaction to the

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Speaker 4: name reveal.

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Speaker 1: Josh said his name will not be on there.

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Speaker 4: Made of Gandhi weird contact Josh Colodney.

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Speaker 3: It was me along, talk about it? Who done it?

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Speaker 3: Did you like everything under cups?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I didn't. Actually you put everything under a cup and

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Speaker 4: I had to clean it up this morning and then

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Speaker 4: see her stupid little to do list. Because that is

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Speaker 4: your handwriting. I know what his handwriting looks like.

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Speaker 3: Caligripy expert.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 4: So you're saying you don't know what my handwriting looks like.

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Speaker 2: No, honestly, I really don't.

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Speaker 1: Was that your handwriting above the alleged loserless?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now I know what your hand writing was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's scripply. I don't have the best handwriting.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine. I'll tell you this though. So I

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Speaker 1: was just saying to Diamond, were running around the city

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Speaker 1: and had I had a really fun day on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: but we really had to pee. And there's nowhere that's

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Speaker 1: going to let you into pee in this city, and

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Speaker 1: if they do, who wants to go there? So we

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Speaker 1: actually came to work just to pee, and then as

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Speaker 1: we were walking past your desk. We were like, eyah,

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Speaker 1: we should probably fuck this up.

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Speaker 4: Great, love it, Thank you so much. You know what.

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Speaker 4: It's nice to be thought of.

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Speaker 1: Josh said his signature. You would have known that it

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Speaker 1: was him because he pulled off your stupid orange keys

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Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, I hate these. He'll know it's me.

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Speaker 4: Well, she hates them too.

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Speaker 3: Dumbest keyboard ever.

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Speaker 4: It's a nice keyboard.

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Speaker 1: It's so loud for no reason.

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Speaker 2: You're not even.

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Speaker 4: There half the time to listen to it.

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Speaker 1: I can hear it in here in a sound.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, some bullshit.

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Speaker 3: Like a travel agent when you're typing on that.

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Speaker 4: Literally, I love it.

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Speaker 1: He lives for it.

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Speaker 4: Also, I'd like to say I also had a bathroom

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Speaker 4: incident and had come to work once. What happened I

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Speaker 4: was It was Casey Musgraves. I was with my friend Miranda.

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Speaker 4: I had chicken vindaloo the night before. Oh it was

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Speaker 4: not great. I had gastro intestinal to stress. This is

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Speaker 4: when we were still downtown. Wait, oh it was bad.

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Speaker 4: The train was packed, couldn't get in there. And then

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh god, oh God, like the stomach it's

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Speaker 4: not working. Something's bad, like it's it's about to go down.

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Speaker 1: Haven't you had a couple of moments of gastric distress?

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Speaker 1: Like didn't you pee outside of a building in Jersey City?

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Speaker 1: And like an apartment complex behind a dumpster? Wasn't that you?

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Speaker 3: It's like several times, yeah, oh that's not it either

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Speaker 3: Carolina Reaper, Oh God, the Carolina Reaper incident. Oh God,

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Speaker 3: dopping in a car to drive seven hours. He orders tacos,

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Speaker 3: oh Carolina or Reaper sauce on them.

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Speaker 4: Oh Andrew, the biggest mistake of my entire life.

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Speaker 3: He'd never heard of it, Like, he was like Carolina Reaper.

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Speaker 3: It had like a ten out of ten in terms

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Speaker 3: like either there was a childhood like child symbols like

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Speaker 3: this is the hottest thing on the men you don't

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Speaker 3: order it?

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Speaker 4: And I was like sh bit And then I got it.

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Speaker 4: And then the next morning, when we were driving, we

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Speaker 4: it vividly to this day. It was in like a

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Speaker 4: gas station, but it was like a Jankeity gas station,

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Speaker 4: and it didn't have a lock on the door. So

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Speaker 4: then I legit was like fire was coming out of

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Speaker 4: I'm like straight out losing my bowels on this toilet.

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Speaker 4: I will never forget that moment, the worst shit of my.

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Speaker 3: Life, Andrew will Smith.

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Speaker 4: Can I just say it was bad? It was so bad.

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Speaker 2: You guys give me shit all the time for talking

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Speaker 2: about my farts and like shitting. Andrew has talked more

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Speaker 2: about shitting in the past three months than I have

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Speaker 2: in the past year. I just have to put it

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Speaker 4: What did I one with the other time? Exactly?

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Speaker 5: Like no, it was like the last episode of Defense Rests,

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Speaker 5: all right, nailed at that lock?

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Speaker 2: Sure, are you done? Are you done?

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Speaker 4: The Defense Rests.

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Speaker 1: I always wonder how when you walk into a bathroom

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Speaker 1: sometimes you see a scene that you're like, how the

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Speaker 1: hell on earth could a human being ever do this?

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Speaker 1: When you just demonstrated how you had one leg on

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Speaker 1: how a scene would have been created.

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Speaker 4: It was so bad. I mean I would not ever

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Speaker 4: leave a mess. I would say that much like I

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Speaker 4: think that is completely disrespectful, Like no janitor should have

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Speaker 4: to clean up your mess.

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Speaker 3: That's ever flush immediately? Yes, as soon as that hits water.

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Speaker 1: Are we gonna talk about poop and water? Josh? What

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Speaker 1: you showed me a photo this weekend of a poop

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Speaker 1: not in water.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying.

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Speaker 2: Issue.

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Speaker 3: That was a whole other issue.

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Speaker 1: Not you're gonna show anyone else the photo?

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Speaker 4: What do not throw up?

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Speaker 2: Do not throw up?

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Speaker 4: Because then I can't look at it.

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Speaker 3: I will say this much. It was green? No, no,

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Speaker 3: you saw it.

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Speaker 2: I said it too on me too.

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Speaker 1: I was not I was not prepared. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know what I was going to be looking at. But

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Speaker 1: we were talking about his diet and how he's been

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Speaker 1: working out and he's in great shape, and his trainer

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Speaker 1: has been really incur empt to eat nothing but beans.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, bean trainer.

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Speaker 1: He sprung an neck pick on me. I was not prepared.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you send that one of the group chat?

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Speaker 4: I did go and then he sent the kermit the

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Speaker 3: You have to learn that my toilet was closed because

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Speaker 4: Chaos.

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Speaker 1: Did I do.

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Speaker 2: But it's not the first time that I've done that.

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Speaker 2: It overflowed? There was ship smeared on the actual top

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Speaker 4: Ye was sleepover.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just we're hanging out.

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Speaker 4: I gotta go home now.

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Speaker 2: I went home immediately afterward. I was like, I have

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Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta go. Yes, it smelled horrible,

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Speaker 2: Yes? But like her grandmother still lives two doors down

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Speaker 1: Never bring it up every day.

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Speaker 2: Never toilet with your poo. I've never I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Dead yourself to people. Yeah, I feel like you never again?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, let that go.

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Speaker 2: No, you should be My parents should be ashamed for

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Speaker 2: the way that I left those people's bathroom. It was bad,

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Speaker 2: it was bad, It's terrible.

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Speaker 4: There was a plumber needed.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't know because I left while they were still

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Speaker 2: using the plunger. I was like, I gotta go, ran home.

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Speaker 1: Clearly I'm in gastric distress.

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Speaker 4: It was bad distress. It's a real It's occurred to

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Speaker 4: me several times. Get chicken windaloo again, still in the

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Speaker 4: chicken Mindalu, I actually did have it again, just like.

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Speaker 1: In The Sopranos, that whole two episodes. No, nobody remembers this.

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Speaker 2: No, I think you're the only person that's watched it

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Speaker 2: multiple times.

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Speaker 1: Amazing show. Have you watched it multiple times? Josh?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Josh also watches The Wire like every other day, so

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you're referencing two amazing television shows that I watch.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, And I'm suppos to beel bad about this.

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Speaker 1: But all this poop conversation was a really good segue

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Speaker 1: which is why are you all single?

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Speaker 3: Oh boy?

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Speaker 2: You loaded questions? No I get so.

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Speaker 1: I get asked things about the three of you constantly,

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Speaker 1: and I'll answer any questions.

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Speaker 2: You guys have too.

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Speaker 1: But I thought, hey, let's let's get down to it.

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Speaker 1: Brass tacks, baby, let's talk turkey. Let's start with diamond.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, very simple. I don't like people if I'm

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Speaker 2: few back. If I'm not feeling it, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: I don't know. At some point I should like someone,

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Speaker 2: But don't you think.

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Speaker 1: It's a fair assessment to judge someone off of a

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Speaker 1: few lines on a dating app. Yes, I feel like

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Speaker 2: I get it. But also, if you can't keep my

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Speaker 2: with banter via text, I'm not wasting my time on

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Speaker 2: And I'm definitely not gonna because different things. No, I

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Speaker 2: need to know that you have something like, let's keep

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Speaker 2: a conversation going at least a little bit. I don't

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Speaker 2: think you guys understand these people are weird online people

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Speaker 2: are psycho Okay.

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Speaker 1: But okay, so I submit, and please gentlemen jump in

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Speaker 1: at any point, I think some of the coolest people

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Speaker 1: I know are not on social media. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: texts they actually are when I think about it, They're

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Speaker 2: I think they would be.

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Speaker 1: But you're cutting all these people out for that reason.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: Also, you can't like experience like a nice smile through

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Speaker 3: that you probably would really appreciate in person. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: Pharamides are real.

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Speaker 2: But I just feel like, especially as a woman, I'm

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Speaker 2: I don't really know like that, or like I haven't

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Speaker 2: I haven't had a real conversation with you, and I'm

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Speaker 2: going to say, yeah, meet me here at eight o'clock. Uh,

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Speaker 2: it's not happening.

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Speaker 3: I need more on social media, say like, don't small

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Speaker 3: talk with me, just ask me out like some girls, well.

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Speaker 2: Some people like that, but I'm not going to waste

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Speaker 2: there like, Okay, how do I get myself out of here?

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Speaker 2: Hate that? That is a worse healthy day.

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Speaker 1: And you can claim gastric distress.

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Speaker 2: Well, But I'm also I'm not going to meet up

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Speaker 2: with you if you're not keeping my attention via text?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah enough, So that is why you're single?

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Speaker 2: Only that? No, I'm pretty sure there are other things.

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Speaker 1: I'll let you think about it, Andrew.

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Speaker 4: I'm emotionally unavailable, without a doubt. I do not prioritize

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Speaker 4: it's to my own detriment all day. I fake work

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Speaker 4: all day. I'm sorry, completely have I just don't have

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Speaker 2: I don't agree. Oh, you're out with your friends all

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Speaker 4: Yeah, again, but it's like I'm not. I don't prioritize it.

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Speaker 2: So are you not the person coming up with the

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Speaker 4: Most of the times. Yes, but again, like a friend

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Speaker 4: to like actively do that. It's like a whole other thing.

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Speaker 3: And it's just like it's.

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Speaker 1: Such as a mental preparation that it takes to meet

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Speaker 1: a hand or kill someone whatever. You just you're not

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Speaker 1: about that life. You don't feel like doing it right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not right now, Like maybe a lot of anxiety

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Speaker 3: that you don't need right now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it enough.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's it till you just don't feel like it.

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Speaker 4: Not great now, But I think I would like too soon.

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Speaker 2: Oh not soon?

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Speaker 4: I'm not a timeline. I just think it's like I've

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Speaker 4: just go do it again would be nice.

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Speaker 1: I hate to say this because it's gonna be nice

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Speaker 1: you will be an amazing partner to whomever you decide

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Speaker 3: Husband, material.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 1: I will marry you for tax purposes in like ten

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Speaker 3: Thank you, like yeah, pictures with all your god children

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Speaker 3: like you're gonna you'd be a good father. Yeah, yeah, thoughtful,

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Speaker 3: you have emotional intelligence.

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Speaker 1: You my great hair.

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Speaker 3: You're ugly, but.

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Speaker 1: Doshi had to bring them back to arth and I appreciate.

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Speaker 3: That smile, great hair, got that Greek yeah, fake Italian

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just gotta stop picking my face because as

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Speaker 4: of late, that's where the anxiety is going to stop.

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Speaker 1: Picking your face.

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Speaker 3: You have great skin, though, I.

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Speaker 4: Feel that's where my anxiety usually goes. It's either my

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Speaker 1: We've noticed, we've been talking about it.

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Speaker 4: No, for sure, it's not great.

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Speaker 3: I can see you chewing on your fingers a lot,

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Speaker 4: I don't my fingers. I just pick at my cutic. Okay,

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Speaker 4: that's bad, but.

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Speaker 1: You're touching everything.

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Speaker 2: Andrew would not make a good husband. And first of all,

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Speaker 1: And that's fine. I was gonna go Josh anyway.

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Speaker 2: So now, Andrew does not. He checks out sometimes, and

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Speaker 4: This is also coming from the person who cuts people

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Speaker 1: Oh they're fighting, like a married couple into it.

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Speaker 2: If we're talking to each other. I want to feel

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Speaker 2: So ladies, remember that you Andrew. I walk over to

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Speaker 4: What so, just so you know, I'm texting, and then

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00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,920
Speaker 4: you come over, you pick and then go what did

452
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,200
Speaker 4: I say? You saw me texting? Why are you talking?

453
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,120
Speaker 1: Then I see valid points here.

454
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,359
Speaker 2: My soulmate would never He would stop what he was

455
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,520
Speaker 2: doing immediately to listen to the love of his life.

456
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,240
Speaker 1: And now we have Joshua. Josh, way do you think

457
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:08,680
Speaker 1: you're single?

458
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:08,960
Speaker 2: Oh?

459
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,200
Speaker 3: My god, where do I start? I would say, Diamond,

460
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,400
Speaker 3: She's just like says like she doesn't like people. I'd say,

461
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,639
Speaker 3: I probably like too many people.

462
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,120
Speaker 1: My favorite things about you, Josh.

463
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,959
Speaker 3: And right now I'm just living my best life. I

464
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,720
Speaker 3: feel in terms of like New York City. Like an

465
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,240
Speaker 3: example would be this weekend just going out and experiencing

466
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:36,080
Speaker 3: the city, Like that's something more fun to do, not attached. Well,

467
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,239
Speaker 3: I mean it's there's both sides of it, but right

468
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,320
Speaker 3: now I'm just enjoying the I guess being single.

469
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,879
Speaker 1: And so we're in our whole face? Is that what

470
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,400
Speaker 1: we would say?

471
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,760
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't say like that much like I'd say

472
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,440
Speaker 3: I like you wouldn't.

473
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,919
Speaker 2: He just starts laughing at himself. That was like, actually

474
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 2: like lighth lighthoe, but like Hussey.

475
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,919
Speaker 3: You know, smart ho too, Like I'm not making the

476
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,920
Speaker 3: worst decisions.

477
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,840
Speaker 1: You don't have to be dumb to be a hoe.

478
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,040
Speaker 1: Not every home is a dumb hub.

479
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm vetting my hohe decisions maybe properly.

480
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. So we have hates people, emotionally unavailable,

481
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,879
Speaker 1: likes people too much. Those are the reasons why I

482
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 1: heard it. Okay, that's fair enough. Wait, I wrote down

483
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 1: the questions that this one was great, and I would

484
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,399
Speaker 1: like to have some follow up as to why this

485
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 1: person's asking. But they said, have any of you ever

486
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 1: hooked up with each other?

487
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 2: Hard? No, hard no, No, that is a no.

488
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,160
Speaker 1: I think that is a No. I'm thinking really hard

489
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 1: before I say this for all of us with the

490
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 1: show in general.

491
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

492
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,879
Speaker 1: Correct. There's a lot of rumors out there. None of

493
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 1: them are true. No, it's not true. Don't believe anything

494
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: you hear about Scotti. B you're all laughing. It was

495
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 1: the pain of my existence in the summer of twenty twenty.

496
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,919
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say.

497
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,680
Speaker 2: Wow, it's funny now. It wasn't funny, though, Paine.

498
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 1: Of my existence.

499
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:02,679
Speaker 2: This.

500
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 1: Nobody has to answer this if they don't want to.

501
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:10,639
Speaker 1: When is the last time you had sex? Do we

502
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 1: know the person?

503
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Oh, okay, yeah, yep, twenty twenty three, okay

504
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 2: for twenty three, twenty twenty three. I've been on dates.

505
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 1: But no, but you're not banging it out.

506
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 2: No, good for you, cheers, Andrew.

507
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 4: It's been a minute. It was twenty nineteen.

508
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: And you're not on a capital like that.

509
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:39,919
Speaker 4: It's yeah again, emotionally unavailable. Not great, not great?

510
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 2: You are yeah great.

511
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 1: I feel like for all intents and purposes, that makes

512
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 1: you a virgin again, doesn't it?

513
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 3: Like?

514
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 1: How long do you have to go without having sex? Diamond?

515
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 2: Maybe you two? Yeah, I don't have sex unless I

516
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 2: really like somebody. So I'm used to this, what is it?

517
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 2: I'm not new to this. I'm true to this.

518
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,120
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, yeah, I like the person. Then I got

519
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,399
Speaker 4: over it really quick and then I was like, I

520
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 4: think I would like to end this by.

521
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,679
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, wait and it was fine. Was she upset?

522
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 2: No?

523
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 4: That was when?

524
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: Is this the one that wanted like move in immediately?

525
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,959
Speaker 4: And then I called an uber after I broke up

526
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 4: with her in person?

527
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: Did you send her in the uber?

528
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? It was at my apartment and.

529
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: You were like, off you go, your car's outside.

530
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like sorry.

531
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 3: If she wanted to move in, you must have really.

532
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 1: Dazzling dick over there. Can we start calling answer the dazzler?

533
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 4: I also think it comes from me again when I

534
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 4: do like somebody, I'm like, oh, this is easy, great,

535
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,719
Speaker 4: let's this just works. And then I think I moved

536
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 4: to your point and you've said this before at lesbian

537
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 4: speed or I'm just like this is easy, just go.

538
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 4: It's my fault entirely.

539
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: Okay, And she was like, yes, I see your speed

540
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: and I'll match you. And you were like, oh, on

541
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: second thoughts, get an uber?

542
00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,159
Speaker 5: Yeah okay, and now it's been six years, so there

543
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,439
Speaker 5: we go.

544
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 3: Is she like married? No?

545
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 4: No, I haven't checked anything.

546
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 2: Didn't you block her? Uh?

547
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 4: Not block? I would never block.

548
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 1: That's childish sometimes it is childish sometimes, But I've been

549
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: blocked by xes and I've never blocked anybody but my ex,

550
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: my last ex, my most recent. He has me blocked

551
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: like everywhere you could block a person, and I'm just

552
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: not sure why.

553
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 4: I guess mentally it's a it's it's a defense mechanism

554
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,479
Speaker 4: to maybe not have to see the person.

555
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, I'm on the radio in your hometown. It's not

556
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: that easy.

557
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 4: That's actually the best I ever heard.

558
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: I thought that when I moved here. I was like, oh,

559
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: this is gonna be really bad for him. But I'm blocked,

560
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: so maybe he forgot my voice. Who's to say, Josh,

561
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: you don't have to answer the question if you don't

562
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: want answer it.

563
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 3: Friday next question.

564
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 2: I knew that answer.

565
00:23:54,680 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: But and you guys are again You're welcome to ask

566
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: any questions you want to ask about anything. Please, it's

567
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: not it's not all me. I just fun.

568
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: You want people to you want to answer the question, Oh.

569
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 1: That question, I couldn't even tell you. I don't know.

570
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: I mean it would be months.

571
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: Wow.

572
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: True, Yeah, it's been a long time bummer indeed, Josh, Indeed, Oh,

573
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: what is it that you're looking for in a significant other?

574
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: People are trying to date you, guys. I'm just saying,

575
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: here we go.

576
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 4: I think I need someone with a good sense of

577
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 4: humor and can also blend in well with different friend groups.

578
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: I've said this before, but I don't want somebody that's

579
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 4: going to be attached at the hip. Whenever you are

580
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 4: in a social situation, nothing annoys me more. Go be

581
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 4: your own person, Go make your own friends, Go do

582
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 4: your own thing. Don't be looking at me to be

583
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 4: your social guide. Hate that load that. Go be your

584
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 4: own person.

585
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: Big feelings. I appreciate. That's actually a really big deal

586
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: to me too. Yeah, I understand that. I don't want

587
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: to feel like I have to babysit somebody hating. We

588
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: go places and like, oh they're not having a well,

589
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 1: then I guess we're not having.

590
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 4: A game, and then it changes the whole mood because

591
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 4: they're not having good time.

592
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 2: No.

593
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want that.

594
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: No fun, no good Josh. I'm so mad that your

595
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: face is not visible at this moment because you just

596
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: looked insane. Why are you so stressed out?

597
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 3: But I don't know, I got do you want to go?

598
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 3: I have to come up with an answer.

599
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 2: I yeah, I kind of A priority for me is

600
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 2: someone who like would get along with my family.

601
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh it's a huge one, of course.

602
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. But like before, I'm like, oh, someone who is

603
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: family oriented but is like far away from their family,

604
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: so we don't have to worry about like whose family

605
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 2: are you going to hang out with? But just because

606
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 2: you're family oriented doesn't mean that you get along with

607
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: my family. So I think that has to go to

608
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: the top of my list these days. You kind of

609
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: have to be not kind of You have to be funny.

610
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 2: You have to be able to take a joke, because

611
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: a lot of people can't do that anymore. I'm trying

612
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: to You have to have a job.

613
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: Are you still so seeking out your super wealthy man?

614
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: Uh? Financially responsible? Okay, yes, I would love that. Yeah,

615
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 2: thank you.

616
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: They all seem like they'd be really insufferable. No, you

617
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: never know, I don't you never know making a broad generalization.

618
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 2: Andrew's fun he's not family.

619
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't have yachts.

620
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: I't you guys rent them out. I always forget this.

621
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 4: You always say this, and it's not a thing, and

622
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 4: it becomes a thing you wish.

623
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: You used to go on random Sunday trips to watch

624
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 2: the Cowboys play on a PJ.

625
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 5: There are photos of you that jet. Actually it wasn't

626
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 5: even as a child jet friends had a plane.

627
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 3: His dad is smart, like they say, like, don't own

628
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: the boat. Have friends that own the boat, thank you,

629
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: And he happens to have several friends that own Yes,

630
00:26:59,320 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 3: he does boats.

631
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the thing. Poor people don't have friends

632
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: that don't but thank you. It's all people have friends

633
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: who home both.

634
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 2: Yep.

635
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 4: You know what I'm going to go with the preacher response,

636
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 4: I live a blessed live.

637
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 2: Yes you live.

638
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 4: I'm very blessed. And so I'll say that Josh back to.

639
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 3: You, Okay, I would say, all right. I would say

640
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 3: one thing would be someone that has a job that

641
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 3: they love like and kind of like is an interesting

642
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 3: job like ours is? So like you're not too invested

643
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: in what I have going on, and you kind of

644
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 3: have your own thing and kind of like, I don't know,

645
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: volley off each other like that. Maybe does that make sense? Yeah,

646
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 3: all right, And then the other thing would be maybe

647
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 3: like my next step in life plan, we would probably

648
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 3: have to be on the same page about and like

649
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 3: I consider that like the exit maybe the exit New

650
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 3: York strategy is I'm not saying it's like I see

651
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 3: myself being here for at least another decade, but like

652
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: I would think we'd want to be like maybe thinking

653
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 3: about that, like are we moving upstate? We have no

654
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 3: small apartment in the city, and like splitting time between locations,

655
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 3: like what are we doing? What's our like what's what's

656
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: after New York? Because I don't think I'm being able

657
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: to afford it forever.

658
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Whenever I see an incredibly old person

659
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: walking around the streets of Manhattan, I'm like, oh my god,

660
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: we need to save you. You should not be here.

661
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: This is not a place for you. There are too

662
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: many stairs, people are walking too fast. It's expensive as shit.

663
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was down the shore this weekend too,

664
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 4: and all these like huge houses and then we went

665
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 4: to this brunch and it was just it was like

666
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 4: a geriatric home. And I'm like, all of you guys

667
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 4: own all of these houses, And then I'm never going

668
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 4: to be able to afford any of these houses, Like

669
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 4: why you're building these like mausoleums for yourself? That's it.

670
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: Oh, we were coming at it from two totally different angles.

671
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: I was just thinking I felt bad for the old people.

672
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 4: Oh you know, I was saying. I was saying maybe, yeah.

673
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: No Andrews, like if only they'd hurry up and die.

674
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: And there's so many stairs.

675
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 4: Why should you're right?

676
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: Why why should we feel bad for rich old people?

677
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard Casey Musgraves only millionaire?

678
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear anything from Casey Musgraves in

679
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four Underrated Jam such a jam.

680
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: Who wants to he wants to be a lonely millionaire?

681
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: Not me. I'll never forget. Are you kidding?

682
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: Be careful what you wish for?

683
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, di'mon whatever. One day you're going to hear

684
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: Casey Musgraves and we're not going to be talking about her,

685
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: and you'll think, oh my god, what a bop, And

686
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: then you'll look and it'll be Casey and you'll be

687
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: on the other side.

688
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 4: She likes someone that I personally.

689
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: Don't do it, not here and not now.

690
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: They don't do it. Do it?

691
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: It's air it out.

692
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 3: I sometimes think, I don't know, go ahead, go ahead,

693
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 3: Like you're a white mother that chops.

694
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: At target target, So maybe where are you talking? Who

695
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: is Okay? You guess based off of that.

696
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you love Ariana Grande.

697
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: I love her, but she's fine.

698
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: Give me, give me a decade, barely any of the

699
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: decades really.

700
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 4: Wow, wow decade the last decade I had.

701
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: I have no idea make a Trainer. Oh, I love her.

702
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 2: I love her first of all, Who do you know?

703
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 4: I can't?

704
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: Right? He thinks it's so funny. The first song that

705
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: she released was about not being a skinny bitch in society,

706
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: and I love that for her and people like me.

707
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 2: She's she's not once you had that, once you had

708
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: that thicker build, it never goes away. Okay, she's skinnier,

709
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 2: but she's not like a skinny, skinny woman. Listen to

710
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: her lyrics. She makes a lot of sense.

711
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: If you met a man who liked Megan Trainer as

712
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: much as you, is that a right fle Absolutely?

713
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. No, I expect for a man to like

714
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: look at me like, what the fuck is this? If

715
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: I turn it on?

716
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: But if you started singing along you'd be like.

717
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: Honey, oh no, you got to go like.

718
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 4: Are you kidding all about that bass? If they were

719
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 4: singing that? Do you say, Trevor, it's trouble. I said, no, Trevor,

720
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 4: come on, what.

721
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: Should your boyfriend be listening to?

722
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: I love a little hood guy.

723
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: I know what you're about to say.

724
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: You love a little what? Nothing? So I love a guy, don't.

725
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: Josh has no clue?

726
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 3: What have no idea?

727
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: What she said?

728
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: I love a hood and herself.

729
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, not, Lord Josh, use the ninja emoji instead.

730
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: I love a hood ninja all right, Josh.

731
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: Oh god, Joshua, please for us fights.

732
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 4: It's the Boltimore work.

733
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: So I love a guy who like maybe he has

734
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 2: like a friend in jail or something like that, but

735
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: he's the one who like went to college, and it's like,

736
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 2: you know, an upstanding citizen, but he was close enough

737
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: maybe a cousin. Maybe a cousin.

738
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: His cousin's in jail. Maybe this is giving medea like

739
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: Media's family union.

740
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: No, it's just like you need to be hood adjacent.

741
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: You gotta get it, you know what I mean? Okay, yeah,

742
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: but I'm done with the hood boogers phase of my life.

743
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: I can't.

744
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: So when you think about that was probably my favorite

745
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: phase of my life. When you think of when you

746
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: think about like a celebrity that you're like, oh, yeah,

747
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: that guy, I don't.

748
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: Have one anymore.

749
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 3: What if he did go to jail but he has

750
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 3: a trust fund?

751
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: Hey, honey, it's my color crime. That's terrible.

752
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 2: No, but I'll take it camp.

753
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 4: At that point, you're going to camp, you got bunk bands.

754
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 4: It's a large open.

755
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: Probably in shape, but come on, you probably fucked over

756
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: way more people than the guy who like robbed it

757
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: can be still in Okay, Sorry, yes, I see who

758
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: the president is. You're right, nothing matters anymore to jail.

759
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: He didn't you have Trump? What is it?

760
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 4: Trump derangement syndrome?

761
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: Derangements?

762
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 4: I wish I could cure it.

763
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Andrew, So Diamond gave us some green flags that

764
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: she's interested in a person was a green green flag

765
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: for you.

766
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 4: I think having a good sense of humor, being able

767
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 4: to go along with jokes, not taking yourself too seriously.

768
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 4: I hate people that take themselves too seriously. Don't because

769
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 4: I know I don't. Everyone always comes at me with jokes.

770
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 4: So I want someone like that.

771
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 3: Not super invested in social media.

772
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 4: Maybe that's another one.

773
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: That's a good one, Like you can.

774
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: Be on it, but don't make it your personality.

775
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think is a huge red

776
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: flag Guys who are influencers. I don't know why it

777
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: bothers me so much more than female influencers influencers. I'm like,

778
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like recently, the guy who did

779
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 1: the get Ready with Me in the morning thing, he

780
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: starts off allegedly at like three point thirty in the morning,

781
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: some ungodly hour. He gets up, he washes his face

782
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: in this amazing, beautiful like penthouse wherever the hell.

783
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 4: He is, and we know it's rented.

784
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: Probably there wasn't a lot of There wasn't a lot

785
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: of like personality in it. He does like push up

786
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: set ups, he does all this stuff. He gives himself

787
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: a cold water facial where he just dunks his face

788
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: and ice, and all I could think the entire time

789
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: was this man took a camera and set it up

790
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: for every single one of these activities, hit record, then

791
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: took that camera down, moved it to a new location,

792
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: repeated the act, and then edited it together. For this

793
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: I hate hims are shriveling thinking about it.

794
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 4: When he says in the hot tub too, and you

795
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 4: see the person like cleaning the pool there like sprawled out,

796
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 4: like what are you doing?

797
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: And it's only five thirty eight? Yeah, right right, No,

798
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 1: just the amount of time it would take you to

799
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: edit all these videos. I was very upset by it.

800
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 2: I hated it.

801
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was a little sassy for me.

802
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the fact that he was evicted

803
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 2: after the video was posted?

804
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 4: Why because he was squatting?

805
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: He wasn't. Why else would you get evicted? Andrew use

806
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 2: your head for more than a hat rack.

807
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 4: So I was right, Okay, God's connected?

808
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 3: Cool?

809
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: So okay, opposite side of the green flag, red flag.

810
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: This is an absolute hell, no get away from me.

811
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 2: Oh an atheist. Oh, there's a difference between an atheist

812
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: and what is the other term agnostic. For you to

813
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: say like you're for you to spend a lot of

814
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: time trying to prove that there is no God honestly

815
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: means that you do think that there is a God,

816
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: but you're just trying to prove that it isn't. I'd

817
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: rather you just say I'm not sure, you.

818
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: Know, I know a few atheists, but they don't spend

819
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: a lot of time trying to convince other people that

820
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: they don't believe. They're just like, oh, I don't believe.

821
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: They say it in the opposite direction a lot with

822
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: a lot of people trying to force them into believing.

823
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I'm not a forcer. I'm not

824
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: a pusher.

825
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 4: Is agnostic you believe like there's an entity, you just

826
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 4: don't know what the entity is.

827
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have no idea what it is?

828
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 3: Is that for sure? Agnostic is just like blanket, I

829
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 3: don't know, So therefore I'm not.

830
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 2: Going to draw Oh that's what I thought it was too, because.

831
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 3: I have a gnostic listed on my dating profile, and

832
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't. I would say I don't. I would

833
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 3: lean towards no, but I don't know. And like just

834
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 3: the way we're getting new information on like space and

835
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 3: the universe like every day, it's like, how could anyone

836
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 3: actually be that confident to say they're an atheist? And

837
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 3: I would never jump that far. So like agnostic is

838
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 3: like the safe middle kind of.

839
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are right. A person who believes nothing

840
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: is known or can be known in the existence of

841
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: nature or God or of anything beyond material phenomena a

842
00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God. So

843
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: then I guess spiritual would be I believe in something,

844
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: I just don't know what it is.

845
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think so.

846
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm more on the spiritual side.

847
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 4: What would you say the difference is, Well.

848
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: Because they're saying I don't know one way or another,

849
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm pretty sure there's something. I just am

850
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: not going to ever subscribe to one religion that I

851
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: think got it right, whatever that was. And I also

852
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: don't think that whatever God is is watching us and

853
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: judging us and spiteful or cheering us on. I think

854
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: there's just something bigger than us, but I don't know

855
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: what it is.

856
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 4: I like that. I think I'm the same way. I

857
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 4: don't want to say like I think it's vague, But

858
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 4: at the same time, I think there are signs of

859
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 4: things that I believe I don't know adds up to

860
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 4: something bigger. It doesn't necessarily maybe fall under one religion.

861
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know it can't be us. This can't

862
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: be where the buck stops. Whatever is more powerful than us, whatever.

863
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 1: I feel like, maybe we are really a little ant

864
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: farm for something else bigger than us, greater than us.

865
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: Maybe we're just the mites on the lashes of something

866
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: so enormous that we can't even process it.

867
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: Whatever that is.

868
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this ain't it. It does not stop with humans

869
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: because we're trash.

870
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 4: When did you have that realization as a kid and

871
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 4: how did it affect you? Because I remember vividly sitting

872
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 4: on my couch and being like, oh God, the universe

873
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 4: is so huge and then everyone's going to die and

874
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 4: then where do you go when you die? And I

875
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 4: just remember having our full on spiral. I think it

876
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 4: was an exception.

877
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: I would say I was in sixth grade in the Bahamas, weirdly,

878
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: and I just remember hitting me like a wave, just

879
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: that Wow, everyone you will ever meet, everyone you love,

880
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: is going to die and then what what is that?

881
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: And I was kind of shaken that I don't believe

882
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: anything anybody's saying. You could tell me what you think,

883
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: but I was definitely that kid that was like, well,

884
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: why how do you know?

885
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 4: I see that?

886
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: What's going on?

887
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 4: Yeah? You would have done great in Catholic school.

888
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: A lot of questions, sister and I got kicked out

889
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: of a Sunday school class. We went with one of

890
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: our friends and my sister asked the question, which I

891
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: felt was very reasonable. They were doing the whole. You know,

892
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: Eve was made from the rib of Adam. Yeah, and

893
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: is kind of this like supplement to man woman? Is

894
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: you know, like the whatever? And my sister said, there

895
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: was so much dust and dirt around why didn't they

896
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: just make another one? Why did they have to take

897
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: the rib? And we were asked to leave.

898
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's sick.

899
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: That so turn me on Catholicism.

900
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: But that's why people stray away from like the church

901
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: as a whole, because you should be able to answer

902
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 2: those questions if you feel like you know enough to

903
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: teach a damn Sunday school class.

904
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 3: Wasn't the debate over too? Like? It's not meant to

905
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: be taken literally, right, These are parables.

906
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 4: Some people take it literally.

907
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 3: People very literally, right, And they're psychotic, right, they are

908
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: fundamentalists right, like scary shit, yes.

909
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 4: Like the earth is only two thousand years old, right,

910
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 4: like dinosaurs existed at the same time as Jesus.

911
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 3: Do not mention dinosaurs in this room?

912
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go, here we go. Just call me dinoh.

913
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: Girl, D and D babes. Yeah, and I also think

914
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: that also with Hinduism, which I do kind of appreciate.

915
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: They call all of the stories Hindu mythology, because it's

916
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: known mythology. Everything represents something else. It's not like there

917
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: was actually an elephant with multiple arms, the head of

918
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: an elephant and the body of a human. We don't

919
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: really believe that, at least most of us don't really

920
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: believe that. I can't speak for everybody. There's a lot

921
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: of Hindus out there. Some of the newer religions they

922
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: really buy the shit hook lind and sinker, which is

923
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: complicated quite a lot.

924
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think the one god thing always really

925
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 4: kind of confuses me because it's like, yes, you could

926
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 4: have one at the top, but I also don't. I

927
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 4: don't know, like I like Greek mythology where it's like,

928
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 4: ooh fun, look at all these gods and all this stuff,

929
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 4: like Shintoism with all the different types of gods that

930
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,959
Speaker 4: all do the things like there's a god of wind,

931
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 4: there's a god of the earth. There's I like that

932
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 4: that's way more fun.

933
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just because it's fun.

934
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: I just think that's what I torture did you not know.

935
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 4: I just think that it's like, if you're nice to

936
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 4: the earth, it's nice back to you. Like that to

937
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 4: me is like a good theory belief.

938
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

939
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 4: Like, and that's why I like having multiple things to

940
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 4: be like, Ooh, I'm nice to that, so it'll be

941
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 4: nice to be back.

942
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: Be a decent human beings. Maybe one of the theories is,

943
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: if God is all powerful, why could God not be

944
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 1: one entity when God wants to be or a million.

945
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 1: If that's what God wants to be, who's to say

946
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: that God can't.

947
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 4: I completely agree with that, And I also just don't

948
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 4: buy the argument where it's like, oh, thank God, this

949
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 4: person got saved, and like an earthquake that kills like

950
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 4: a thousand people, They're like, but this mother was saved

951
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 4: with the baby. It's like, yeah, a thousand other people died.

952
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 4: So no, I were praising this as if it's a miracle.

953
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 2: It is a miracle that a person lives.

954
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 4: Ten thousand other people are dead.

955
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 2: I would like to I would like to think that

956
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: it was a marathon a miracle if everybody in this

957
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: room died and I survived, even though I was in

958
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 2: a situation that could have taken my life. It would

959
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: be very easy for you to be like, it's a

960
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 2: miracle this person lived. I don't know. I'm not telling

961
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: you to drop down on your knees and say that

962
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: God did it, but you would say I get.

963
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 4: It, like appreciate it. You lived for some random chance.

964
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 4: But I just think calling it like a miracle, like

965
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 4: all saints to be. In order to be a saint,

966
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 4: you have to perform a miracle. I feel like in

967
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 4: today's day and age, it's really hard to be like

968
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 4: to perform a miracle and nobody videoed it, nobody recorded it.

969
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

970
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 4: Like the patron saint of the Internet. Like again, it's

971
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 4: the church, so they're very behind on all the technology

972
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 4: pretty much. So they're like, oh, it's the patron saint

973
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: of the Internet. Did he send out a go Fundme

974
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 4: link without his miracle? It's like, you raised so much

975
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 4: money through the power of the internet. Okay, I send

976
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 4: a go funding link, make me a saint. I'm just

977
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 4: saying valid argument.

978
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 3: You would love that so much? Wouldn't you become a saint?

979
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: Andrew love that?

980
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 3: You would love that? Think you are one?

981
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 4: Here we go.

982
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: He acts like it. He acts like a martyr at

983
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: the very least, wow or victim. I question, though, for

984
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 1: all of you and Diamond specifically, what is the difference

985
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: between a miracle and an accident or a coincident? And

986
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: what if death is so much better than here and

987
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: you're the one that gets left behind on this ghetto

988
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: ass planet and everyone else is just like off and

989
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 1: living their life, is that still a miracle?

990
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 2: You would think it's a mirable miracle because you're still here, right, Like,

991
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 2: we don't know what is on the other side, right So,

992
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 2: Like if.

993
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,479
Speaker 1: All my friends and family got devastated by a flood

994
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: and I was the only one left behind, I'd be

995
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: pretty fucking mad, Like I'm here by.

996
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 4: Myself that show. If everybody got raptured and I'm here

997
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 4: with like half the population left, I'd be like, what

998
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 4: the hell?

999
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: Why can't I get Why can't I get the fast

1000
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: past of somewhere?

1001
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: Fund? But what if it's not fun?

1002
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: But what if it is? That goes back to the

1003
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: whole agnostic thing, right, True, we don't know. All I

1004
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 1: know is I know nothing at all? Also, I don't

1005
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: ever like to argue religion with people or faith with people,

1006
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: because I think people need that for whatever reason they

1007
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: need it. And if somebody has it and it's important

1008
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: to them, all power to you.

1009
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 4: I think I can't argue with someone over their faith

1010
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 4: unless it hurts somebody. Then it's like, let's back away

1011
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 4: a little bit.

1012
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it is hurting the country. So there goes,

1013
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: how do you? Okay?

1014
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: So what are you? What is your religion?

1015
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: I'm a Christian? Okay, that's just Christian, blanket.

1016
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: Statement, blanket statement. Yeah, there's not like a sect of this.

1017
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 2: No, I'm non denominational at.

1018
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: This point, okay, non denominational Christian. As a non denominational Christian,

1019
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: what is it like watching the way people are using

1020
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: Christianity in the country right now?

1021
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing, like to the point where I don't I

1022
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: don't feel confident walking around saying that I'm like a

1023
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 2: Christian because it to me, it's like my Christianity has

1024
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 2: been used to harm people because of I don't want

1025
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 2: to get too deep and like start calling people what

1026
00:44:54,880 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 2: they are, but like Christianity itself has been used to

1027
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 2: honestly marginalize Black people as a whole. Absolutely, it was

1028
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: used in slavery, and I wish my people would understand that, right, So,

1029
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: like I was always raised to have a personal relationship

1030
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: with God rather than a relationship with the church, and

1031
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 2: the church now and back then has been used to

1032
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: control people. It's embarrassing and hurtful. You mean to tell

1033
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: me that you think that because the Bible says that

1034
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 2: being gay is a sin, that somebody should die or

1035
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 2: live a no unhappy life because they're gay. That doesn't

1036
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 2: make any sense. Like there were clearly men who liked

1037
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 2: men and women who liked women back in biblical times,

1038
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 2: because if it never happened back then, then why would

1039
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 2: they be talking about it. So for you, let's say,

1040
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: a pastor of a church to shun gay people for that,

1041
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 2: when you're supposed to be preaching about God's love as

1042
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: a whole and mimicking God, not the people in the Bible,

1043
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 2: then are you really serving your purpose? No, I totally agree.

1044
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: I think religion in general is used to I mean,

1045
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,959
Speaker 1: as we all know, yeah, people, and the whole notion

1046
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: of you have to have children, which is why a

1047
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: lot of the homosexuality is so so taboo is because

1048
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: then you're not making more babies. If you don't have

1049
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: any children, you're kind of ungovernable. If I have kids,

1050
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be way less likely to do crazy things,

1051
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: to be a revolutionary, to actually make a difference in

1052
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: the world, because I have kids and I have to

1053
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: take care of them and look out for them. What's

1054
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: going to happen to them? And if I don't have

1055
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: kids and I'm just recklessly doing whatever I want to,

1056
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: you kind of become ungovernable. And I think it's really

1057
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: funny when people push this child narrative so hard.

1058
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 2: Part of me thinks that's it, that makes sense, That.

1059
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 3: Does make a lot of sense. I also think people's

1060
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 3: politics change completely after they have kids, Yes, and like

1061
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 3: because now they have a plan, so like society has

1062
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 3: to like stay how it is so their kids can

1063
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 3: go to college or some bullshit.

1064
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: Josh and I were having a lot of conversations about

1065
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: kids over the weekend, just for multiple reasons. I would

1066
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: love to know how you guys feel about this.

1067
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 3: Wait, what the thing you said really changed my opinion?

1068
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 3: Like I didn't really look at it through that scope,

1069
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 3: and it like really took a lot of like some

1070
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 3: weight off my back and pressure. But you're like, who

1071
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 3: do you know that? As kids? That's like completely happier.

1072
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: That's a life that you would want.

1073
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 3: To have to have or And it's like, huh, I

1074
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 3: don't know if there are that many.

1075
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: And it's no shade to the people who have kids.

1076
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your lives look miserable. I'm saying that

1077
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: lifestyle is not a lifestyle that I want to have.

1078
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: That's all. Have your kids, knock yourselves out like it's

1079
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: all good. But it started because we decided to go

1080
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: out this weekend and have a wonderful time in the city.

1081
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: And I hopped on the path and when we got

1082
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: to the stop and Hoboken, which you know is chaotic

1083
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: on a weekend heading into Central Park on the first

1084
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 1: night's day of the year, the car was packed shoulder

1085
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 1: to shoulder and here comes not one, but two people

1086
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: with their strollers, not even folded up, baby in stroller,

1087
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: pushing people out of the way. And one lady actually said,

1088
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: people tend to get out of your way when you

1089
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: have a stroller going right at their ankles, and I thought,

1090
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: you asshole, Oh wow, just because you have kids doesn't

1091
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: give you the right to be a dick to everybody

1092
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: around you. I understand it's all consuming that is what

1093
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: takes up every second of your life and your brain bandwidth,

1094
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: whatever's going on. That's not my problem. You very easily

1095
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: could have folded up that stroller, held your kid, and

1096
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: got on to the train like a normal human being,

1097
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: but you actively decided not to, And then you made

1098
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: a statement about how you being an asshole was a

1099
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: calculated thought because people were going to get out of

1100
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: your way.

1101
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 2: Eh.

1102
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: If I would have my spray bottle, I would have

1103
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: sprayed her and the kid. She yes, that would have

1104
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: been my I go to have thrown my egg right

1105
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: at her.

1106
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: I unpopular opinion. I think it'll be popular in this room.

1107
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 2: I think that in order to have a child you

1108
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 2: have to have a car. I don't think that. I don't.

1109
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 2: I don't like I don't want to see kids on

1110
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 2: the train. I don't want to see I've always felt

1111
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 2: like this a pregnant woman. I was in high school.

1112
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 2: A pregnant woman bumped into me on the bus on

1113
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 2: a crowded bus and told me to watch her belly.

1114
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: And I had had enough that day, and I told

1115
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: her that she should have fucked a man with a car. Okay,

1116
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: I don't, and I think about it all the time. No,

1117
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: I do. I think about it all the time. It's

1118
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 2: just a level of chaos that you shouldn't put You

1119
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: shouldn't put yourself through it, and I shouldn't have to

1120
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: deal with your bad decisions. Okay, So in my eyes,

1121
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 2: until you can accord a vehicle and to get around

1122
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 2: in that vehicle, you shouldn't be having kids in the city.

1123
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: I wish people had to take aptitude and parenting tests

1124
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: to be able to have a kid. I have if

1125
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: I want to foster a dog and then adopt the dog,

1126
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: they come to your house to make sure that everything

1127
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: is okay and that you are a responsible pet owner.

1128
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: But anyone can just have a child. That's why.

1129
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: No, it's not crazy, and it's unfair. I shouldn't have

1130
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: to deal with your decision to have a child if

1131
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 2: I don't want to not.

1132
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: My argument legislative would be that, like what happens to

1133
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 3: an emergency, you're gonna wait ten minutes for an uber

1134
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 3: to get there, Like to take them to the hospital.

1135
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 2: You're gonna wait twenty minutes in a subway car down

1136
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 2: the stairs, getting up the stairs.

1137
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 4: Good job, John, We're all going to be paying it.

1138
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,959
Speaker 4: All the single people without kids.

1139
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but also I shouldn't feel like I have

1140
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 2: to help you bring that big ass stroller up and

1141
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 2: down the steps of the subway, you feel no, oh no,

1142
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: I walk right around. Excuse me, I'm sorry, No, no, no.

1143
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: I do it begrudgingly, like I made as much room

1144
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 1: as I possibly could for this bitty with her stroller,

1145
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: And in my head I was like.

1146
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 2: I hate you.

1147
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: I hate you so much. I hate you, and your

1148
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: kid's probably gonna grow up to be an entitled asshole

1149
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: like that too. Yae, terrible, no offense.

1150
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 2: I know some people who have fallen on hard times

1151
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 2: and had to do what they had to do. But no,

1152
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 2: and then who wants their kid on a dirty ash

1153
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 2: train anyway to go see the city? I'm sorry, Central

1154
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: Park is not that popping. So while we.

1155
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: Are banning children from the subway, can we just maybe

1156
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: New York City in general? Yeah? Place, absolutely there are

1157
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: sometimes for a reason.

1158
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep them the fuck out of here. Man on the.

1159
00:50:52,000 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 3: Subjects, I was just singing this over the weekend. People

1160
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: that feed pigeons should be shot on the spot, on

1161
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 3: the spot. It's over. Yeah, they fly because you're looking

1162
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 3: for food. Terrible.

1163
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 4: I don't like birds. I learned this in the Atlantis

1164
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 4: just recently. I don't like birds. I don't trust birds.

1165
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 4: I thought it was just pelicans. It's all birds, all birds.

1166
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 4: They get too close to your point. Why are you

1167
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 4: feeding them?

1168
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 2: I know, just so?

1169
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 4: Why are you carrying breadcrumbs? Is this like the eighteen hundreds?

1170
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1171
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: Who would do that? That's weird.

1172
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 5: This guy this, she feeds the animals you can't have

1173
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 5: in the past.

1174
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: I will not do it.

1175
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: First of all, they're not supposed to be fed. A

1176
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: lot of the.

1177
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: Things I know, That's what I learned, and I don't

1178
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: don't know.

1179
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 4: They're terrifying. I don't trust birds. I don't trust birds.

1180
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 3: One of these goddamn pigeons is going to hit me

1181
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 3: in the head. I'm gonna get bird flu.

1182
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 2: Yes, remember Sam got sick.

1183
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: She was so mad when you try to say it

1184
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: was a pigeon.

1185
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 3: It was the pigeons.

1186
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 2: The first and last group trip that I've ever been

1187
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 2: invited on. Okay, she decided it was da and Porto

1188
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 2: Rico with her arms out with this pigeon man letting

1189
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 2: pigeons land on her hand. It was so many of them,

1190
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,959
Speaker 2: and she was standing with and then she was sick

1191
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: as a damn dog afterwards. Okay, it was the pigeons.

1192
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think if I were like, if it was

1193
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 4: a fear Factor challenge and you told me a box

1194
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 4: of like snakes or like have the pigeons, well I

1195
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 4: would pick the snakes.

1196
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1197
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 4: I could not do it. I could not do it.

1198
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: I would like to defend him for one moment, because

1199
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: she's not here. I don't agree with this statement. But

1200
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: she says it was food boy, bullshit. It wasn't feather

1201
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: dust in her mouth, which is what I thought it was.

1202
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: Else Over, I have a video.

1203
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to look slightly the.

1204
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 1: Same thing with the pigeons. And I didn't get sick,

1205
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: so I don't know. Maybe it was rats.

1206
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 2: Disgusting. I remember feeling like looking at her while it

1207
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: was happening, I was like, I don't think she should

1208
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 2: be doing this.

1209
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 3: Well.

1210
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Speaker 4: My aunt had a bird, Tiky, and he sat in

1211
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 4: the basement and I just remember teaky scary with the

1212
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 4: big ass beak and it was like the red one

1213
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 4: with the blue feathers. Dad parrot, Dad. Yeah, And let

1214
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 4: me tell you something. He bit my uncle Josh all

1215
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 4: the time, and they were like, Oh, Tiky didn't mean it.

1216
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 4: Yeah he did, Yeah he did. Do you know Tiki's

1217
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 4: mind personally that the bird wants to get out of

1218
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 4: the cage. Why are you keeping it in the cage

1219
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 4: with its giant beak letting it peck you. I don't

1220
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 4: get it.

1221
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,240
Speaker 1: Birds our genius and they're calculated. I had a friend,

1222
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: she had a bird named Barney. Barney would let you

1223
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: know before he was gonna bite you. He would say

1224
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: ouch because he was so used to hearing other people

1225
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: say ouch before his a little last bitch you. He

1226
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: would go ouch, and you get all the way because

1227
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: he was coming for you. He was maniacal. And he

1228
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: also used to call the dog. The dog's name was Moxy.

1229
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: He'd be like Moxie, Moxie would come running. The fucking

1230
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: bird would be like.

1231
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:53,479
Speaker 2: Laugh.

1232
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,959
Speaker 1: It was the greatest thing ever. I think I learned

1233
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: a lot from it.

1234
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 3: Sounds like you was a bird.

1235
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 1: I think it's great. I got attacked by a bird

1236
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: at the Central Park zoo. Excuse me, Oh yeah, you

1237
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: guys this brand and I just eating a bunch of mushrooms.

1238
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: We went to the zoo.

1239
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: He had on a bright red shirt and I had

1240
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: on a pretty brightly colored shirt, and there was what

1241
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: is it called, oh, Victorian crown pigeon, which is a

1242
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: beautiful bird if you look it up. Bodies like the

1243
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 1: size of a peacock's body, and it's got this really

1244
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: pretty like head thing going like a crown. And I

1245
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: was like, oh, look at that bird. Looks like it's

1246
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: really high maintenance. That thing cocked its head to the

1247
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: side and came flying out his talents out.

1248
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 2: Nope.

1249
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: Everybody screamed and hit the deck and I was so

1250
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: fucked up. I stuck my arm out like fort to land.

1251
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: Oh God.

1252
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: And the next thing, you know, one of the little

1253
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: keepers at the zoo was intercepting it like, no grabs

1254
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: this thing. Brandon's on the ground and I looked at

1255
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: him and I was like, well, you're useless. And his

1256
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: answer was, you wanted me to punch an exotic bird?

1257
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: Is that what you wanted to happen? Because I'm pretty

1258
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: sure this was a loose lose situation.

1259
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 2: For me, and he was right, good answer. Yeah.

1260
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 1: I also learned Josh in an emergency situation, not great.

1261
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 3: Uh, I solved the problem. We're talking about walking? Yes, yeah,

1262
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 3: we were walking and we kind of like split to

1263
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 3: go around a couple, and then once we got I

1264
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 3: guess got to the other side of that, I looked

1265
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 3: around and she was gone.

1266
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: I looked around and he was gone.

1267
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 3: And I was like, first of all, like high as

1268
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 3: a kuting, you're like fucking stoned, and couldn't find her,

1269
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 3: and then immediately just went to like, oh my god,

1270
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: everyone's looking at me. So I just walked to a

1271
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 3: bench and.

1272
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: Said a response, everyone's looking at me. Bye, sit down.

1273
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: I was standing there looking around, and I was like, Josh,

1274
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: is way too big to have just gotten gone. Because

1275
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: kidnap is real. You could get sex trafficked, you never know.

1276
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: But I was looking around and I thought, this is insane.

1277
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: He was next to me one second ago, a second ago,

1278
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 1: he was right here. I was panicking. I'm like, Josh, Josh.

1279
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: It didn't occur to me to pick up my phone

1280
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: until I heard it ringing, and Josh was.

1281
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 3: Like, where were you when we got lost? At that

1282
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: exact moment, I got a call from it, like a

1283
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 3: number I didn't have. I was like, oh my god,

1284
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 3: they took her for ransom. In entire scheme, it was

1285
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 3: actually just Amazon stop. But then I called her and reconnected.

1286
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 2: I can't. It was.

1287
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: What was very shocking to me was in just seconds,

1288
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: how far apart we got from each other, and how quickly,

1289
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: Like I'm just I'm still. My mind is blown. I

1290
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: used to always think, how do you lose someone? I

1291
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: don't understand this. How can you lose someone? Oh no,

1292
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, just in half a second. Fam he's gone.

1293
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: I thought, Oh he was in the drum line. He

1294
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 1: went back to the drum line to dance with these people.

1295
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: Or he's looking at this art he said he wanted

1296
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: to get art, none of the above. I was just like,

1297
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: this is crazy, my bench.

1298
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 2: Another reason why you shouldn't take kids the city. Full circle, Yeah.

1299
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 4: So true. Them all one, excuse me, call on security

1300
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 4: and everything.

1301
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: Where was she? I mean, obviously them all.

1302
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 4: I forget why.

1303
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 3: I got lost in an amusement park once.

1304
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 2: Oh hell no, of course I was.

1305
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 4: I was like seven, No, that's so scared.

1306
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 3: I went in the bathroom and then I was like

1307
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 3: with my stepmom's sister in law, who I had just

1308
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 3: just kind of met, and I guess she was like

1309
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 3: yelling for me to come out, but I was scared

1310
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 3: of her. God, and I somehow got out of there

1311
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 3: and just like went around the amusement park for like hours.

1312
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 3: Then I found the other friends of the family started

1313
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 3: going on rides with them, but they didn't there's no

1314
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 3: cell phones, and they like no one knew, so they

1315
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 3: thought I was gone.

1316
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: You took years off that woman's life. Years.

1317
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:41,439
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

1318
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 3: Every every get together she brings it.

1319
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: Up shoulder and then you tell her you did it

1320
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: again recently?

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Speaker 2: What what huh said?

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Speaker 4: This time? In his older age now he would just

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Speaker 4: sit on the bench, was hide.

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Speaker 1: In the racks like the little circular clothing. No, I

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Speaker 1: used to do all the time.

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Speaker 3: What what aren't you supposed to do that? Stop and

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Speaker 3: stay exactly where you got lost?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think technically yes, but nobody does.

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Speaker 1: I always was told find a police officer, oh police information,

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Speaker 1: somebody with him.

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Speaker 2: You don't know if they're actual police officers. These days, nowadays,

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Speaker 2: people just dress up as weird, especially not even public,

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Speaker 2: not even dress up ice raids apparently like this outfit.

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Speaker 2: Take you off to jail, and.

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Speaker 4: I wind up in Venezuela.

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy, we're all laughing, but it's so scary.

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Speaker 4: It's been such a great episode. Thanks so much for

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Speaker 4: having its amazing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I people want to find you online to date you, gems,

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Speaker 1: where can they find you?

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Speaker 3: I am at Coaster Boy Josh Josh, I'm at Andrew Pug.

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Speaker 2: That's Andrew, and I'm at Diamond Sincere.

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Speaker 1: That's Diamond, and I'm at Baby Hot Sauce probably still

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Speaker 1: a shadow band. It's been fun, guys. I hope we

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Speaker 1: come back again. Yeah, next week and the week after

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Speaker 1: and the week after. Not to get out of myself,

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Speaker 1: but you know, fun. Thanks for playing Casey, Bye bye