WEBVTT - "Daaaaamn Daniel!" With Fortune Feimster! 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:08.600 No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh yeah, I want to get 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:30.480 all I got where you accept this? Roh, Yeah, we're 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.200 going to It's not going to be pretty. You're gonna 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.600 you're gonna have a hard look in the mirror afterwards. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:42.519 That's the film reason. Oh my gosh, Wow, we made it, 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:45.560 you guys. We've made it through a long cold winter. 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.159 This is ard Marine and I am the host of 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:52.200 will You Accept This? Rose My? Uh my co host 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.560 Aaron is at sea somewhere roping. She's still alive on 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:59.040 some cruise. She's on some gay cruise right now. She's 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.080 probably the toast of the town somewhere. But let me 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.480 tell you what. Let me tell you this precious American 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:07.600 treasure that I have sitten to my laft This Bachelor 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:13.520 super fan and precious American treasure, Julia Roberts. She is 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.120 a huge fan of the podcast No I Have with Me, 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:23.280 Star of the Mindy Project. I can't say that, one 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:26.400 of many stars of the Mindy Project, Miss Fortune theme star, 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:30.760 Hello Fortune, Wow, thank you so much for being my 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:35.960 co host on our very first post episode of the 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.319 Joe Josie's in the Bachelor. Thank you for having oh 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.240 my god, I couldn't know. We only have you for 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.320 forty five minutes. It was gonna be a four and 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.959 a half hour podcast. And by the way, we want 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.240 to thank all those who are listening. If you guys 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.640 want to email us, our email is Rose Podcast at 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:57.600 gmail dot com. So, um, I'm so professional today. That's 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:01.440 the first time I've ever remembered to do that. Fortune first, 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.480 Oh my god, what did you think last night? I 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.440 like Joe Joe, She's super fun. She is and I 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.280 feel like she's gonna make out with a lot of people. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.400 You know what. I loved watching them bring back the 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:17.280 former Bachelors and Caitlin. Basically you Caitlin's eyes look like 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.240 they're filled with regret, Like I really you think so? 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.480 But she did seem like she like she was. I 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.840 like I missed Caitlin. I enjoyed her saying make out 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:28.959 with a lot of people. I like that she's having 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.120 trouble on her I think I think she is, don't you. 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.640 I don't know. I didn't even consider that possibility. I'm 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:36.799 a fan of her. She's cute as a button. She 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:41.040 was quiet. She was quiet, um, but maybe those other 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.880 two bitches wouldn't shut up exactly and they were like, 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:48.040 just be to you, you know, and do you just 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:53.360 follow your instincts? Get okayet okay. Overall, Now, last week, 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:57.040 Aaron and Paget Brewster and I we went through the 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:00.600 photos online and we guess. We guessed correct. We guessed 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.720 Jordan's which is we guess him as a front runner, 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.880 and then I got and we also picked Chase, who 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:11.680 I think still stands a chance. Um. Overall, what stood 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.080 out to you? Is there any moment that did you 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:22.640 screen squeal watching this? I squealed with that Canadian. I 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.919 did squeal with the Canadian flexing seemed very gay to me. 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.360 He seems so gay and his flexing his body, it 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.160 was like, um, what is that half human, half horse? 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.200 A centaur? Didn't he look like a cent like when 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.760 he I have a very long torso, I built like 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.360 a corky dog, and like to see a man with 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.160 also an equally long torso who's all roided out. Just 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:49.280 sort of din't realized that his torso was normally long. Um. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.560 And by the way, I want to say hello to 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:54.000 our producers Katie and Anna, Hello you guys. Katie and 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.040 I were texting each other late last night. Um, let's 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.400 just get We'll start at the beginning Westlake Village. In there, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:04.080 she was looking at a wall of dead flowers, just 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.680 sitting there, staring there like they had like chunks of 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:10.960 dead flowers. When she was you're noticing everything. Well, you 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.480 know when you're when you get paid zero dollars to 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:18.200 host a podcast about the Bachelor, you know you really 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.719 it's like sad. The notes, these are like the notes 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.320 of a serial killer. Like I'm surprised that the FBI 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:26.920 doesn't have some kind of a profile. It just says 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:32.320 like bikini with expectation because she was in her Whoever 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.560 is the bachelor, bachelor is always at the either in 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.400 the beach or shower. I feel like in the shower, 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.839 the guys. They put the guys in the shower a 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.400 lot you don't remember, like you know, Chris souls like 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.720 he's showering it out. A lot of them shower. Well, 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.800 I ened shower. I enjoyed them sticking her in her 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.719 bikini on a rock and getting splashed by the waves, 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:58.640 just laughing, just laughing. That's what you do. Is she 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.320 looks good to be clean? Good? Yeah, I have to 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:05.680 say though, oh yeah, nothing wrong with that, No, she's she. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.120 You know who else looked good in her underpant was 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:12.400 um Heidi Klum's ad. Did you see that? I fast 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.600 forward through, I watched it real time. I watched it 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.640 real time, so I had to watch the as. I 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:21.479 was like, Wow, Heidi Klum, Heidi Klum, she's like seventeen kids, 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:25.159 and she looks fantastic. German blood German. They're not messing 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:29.360 around in Germany, They're not going anywhere, Okay. So then 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:33.280 so then she talks about I still remember that feeling 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.280 of falling in love with Ben. It's like, yeah, because 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:40.800 it had happened like three days before, doesn't her season 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.360 end and they start filming like two weeks later? Yeah? 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:45.839 And it's crazy. Well, it's awesome. I think they even 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.200 started filming like two days later because they had already 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.560 started filming with Kayleb. I think they had to play 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.960 catch up. That's that's intense. One of we had a 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.839 fan tweet us online, and this was a good question. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.719 I thought, wondering, do you think some of the guys 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.479 that were there for Kayla, that were already filming for 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:07.120 Kayla to sure? Of course they did, right, But I 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:08.680 don't well, I don't think they had brought the guys 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:14.560 in the house yet. They're probably just doing the intro packages, um, 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:19.039 but they might have started like behind the scenes kist 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:23.440 like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Overall the batch of guys, 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.080 I didn't find myself wanting to make out with any 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:29.160 of that really neither. They were sort of like like 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:36.520 even the front runner, Aaron Aaron, Jordan, you do he 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:40.280 had skinny jeans on in his package at home. He 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.800 had he did he womanly hips and he was wearing 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.880 like pegged skinny jeans as he was like roaming around 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:50.080 talking of football to himself and like one of the 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.160 guys now, granted, Chad, who were going to get to 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.719 in a second, is clearly the villain of the season. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.599 Chad was saying, like the best thing about him is 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.440 his brother, and the worst thing about him is this. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.800 But like it is still like you don't actually get 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:06.919 to date Aaron Rodgers. It is Jordan Rodgers, former football 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.080 player who doesn't seem to have a job, I know, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.800 but he does rocket skinny gene didn't have womanly but 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.920 as soon as like a woman here is like, oh 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.600 you were a professional athlete. Yeah, They like seemed to 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.560 be all about it, because yeah, Andy, she was all 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.800 into that guy and look how that worked out. He 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:26.280 used to play sports. I missed that. Oh you missed 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.520 that one I started last year. I missed. I started 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.360 to wait, what happened? Didn't Did he win? Did she won? 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:35.520 He was, you know, was a former sports person to 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.760 those girls love those What did he play? I think 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:43.560 football or baseball or I don't remember, it was baseball. 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.160 And how long was that one of the girls that 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:49.240 was here last night? Oh no, because she because she 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.160 just came out publicly that they're you know, all the 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.800 crappy stuff that happened in their relationship after the show. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.520 So I doubt that the bachelor would put her onto you. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:02.760 Right now, you know that that girl is on the 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.640 cover of us, on the cover of something, but they 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.880 don't have been like this was a terrible relationship. Well, 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.880 I want to say one of the things that was 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.080 so exciting to me that happened in the past week 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.200 after we did go through all the photos and the guy, Christian, 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:21.000 who was so cute, he listened to our podcast and 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:25.160 he emailed me his phone number for real all to 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.680 be like to be on the podcast. So we want 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.040 to grill him. We thought, just looking at his profile, 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.800 he was too cute. We thought he was gay because 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.960 he had wasn't kiddicatt But now I just stay watching it. 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.280 I felt like he was very cute, but I didn't 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:38.679 see him making out with her a lot in the 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.520 coming attraction, I know, would you have to wonder? I 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:45.280 mean like, I have a Facebook friend who's a publicist 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.360 and he's like, congrats to my client. I don't remember 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.360 which one he said, I'll have to look my client. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.400 Congrats my client who's on this season of the Bachelor. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.640 And he was like, you have a publicist. You have, 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.280 But what you're like, is that was that guy in acting, 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.600 you know, and actor who's trying to get on there. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.280 This guy he did have a three one O number, 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.240 he does have an l A number. We can't wait 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.760 to get him on here. I know. So I was like, oh, 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:11.199 my god, either you just hired a public I guess 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.280 he just hired a publicist. He's like, oh, this is 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:16.200 about to be big, dude. I remember I met at 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.079 a party one the guy who was the initial Bachelor, 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.960 and he was like, this is going to be so big. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.600 It's like, dude, it's it's it's you will never not 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.240 be like like when they brought back who was the 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.080 guy they brought back to give advice last night? Oh, 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.280 Jake Pulvecka. He was the worst. I just felt like, 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.320 again I didn't watch that season, but I felt like, 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:37.520 oh my god, you're so psyched to be part of 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.880 the Bachelor family. He was probably one of the worst 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.320 bachelors they've ever had. He She looked horrified when he 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.400 was about to say, like, you know, because no one 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:49.280 wants him to tell them he likes them, because he's 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.080 like he was an airplane pilot, which seemed cool at first, 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:56.319 but he was so just weird and square and yeah, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.280 he ended up picking the villain of his he did, 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.679 and then they were a hot mess. It was the 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.200 whole thing was so she heard the look on her face, 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.120 It's like, what are you doing here? What do you 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.400 And then like he looked way too happy to be 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.600 out like you. You could see that he was ready 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:12.360 to come to the nick and be like I'm back, 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:15.360 I'm here for you, like but clearly the producers knew that. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:21.080 They knew that her face, Um, okay, so then we 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.400 have okay, so now that works. We have Jordan's I'm 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:26.200 going through the hometown visits we have. Okay, we'll start 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:31.920 with Grant the firefighter. Grant was a firefighter. He I 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.880 don't think he's gonna go as far as I thought 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:40.319 in his initial photo. This was Grant. Okay, Yeah, he's cute. 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:44.760 He's cute. He seems like a nice guy. Oh my god, 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:50.200 the erectile dysfunction is so Jordan was a clear Jordan 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.400 feels okay, Jordan got the first impression road. We see 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:57.480 him in his hometown playing football by himself. He played 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.320 football for like two years. He's got skinny, and she's 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.800 got frosted tips. He's got frosted tips. I know he's 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.000 a little bit of a pretty boy, but he was 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.720 the only one that seemed to be able to keep 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.600 it together when talking to her. Like her beauty literally stunted. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:13.600 These guys could not talk to her. Is he the 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:17.000 only one that kissed her? To know? The awful magician, 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:21.240 the guy with the guy with who dropped all of 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:25.120 his joke cards, he's a terrible bit. Quite honestly, I 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.480 look at that and it reminds me of me in 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:34.079 high school, like a nice exactly like like I I 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.760 felt panicky for him. Um, I felt But yeah, so 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.439 Jordan's is a clear front runner. Do you guys, Katie, 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.120 you guys have any I know you like you like 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.079 Jordan's you do? Do you want to say anything or 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:52.320 you She's speech speechless right now, she's speechless. She's thinking 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.600 about it. I mean, he was clearly the front runner. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.440 He was the only one that was kind of cool. 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:58.840 But do you think he's just doing it to be 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.480 on TV into like become like a broadcaster? You know? 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.840 I had that feeling, like I don't wondering, but he 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.120 seems really nice. And Aaron's really nice. Eron's really nice. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:08.960 It's really nice. And so I was like, I don't 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:12.760 know Aaron Rodgers. I guess I didn't know Aaron. Aaron 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:14.840 fully wanted to kill me last week cause you know, 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.520 she has her sports podcast When I hadn't, I didn't 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.840 know who he was. He's a he's like a big quarterback, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.720 the quarterback on the green back Packers. He's like one 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.000 of the best quarterbacks ever. He's going in the Hall 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.839 of Fame. Oh So, I mean I can see why 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:29.160 she would be like, oh what up? I want to 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:33.440 be like Tom Brady's brother. I want to Yeah, yeah, 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:34.880 he's up there to already, Like I want to know, 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.120 do people know who he is yet? Though? Like when 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:42.840 do they who he is? But that was yeah, oh yeah, 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.839 that's a good point. Good point. So I don't think 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.720 they know who he is yet. And it seems like, 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:49.960 I mean, it seems like he doesn't want people to 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.240 know yet because he probably wants to be his own person. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.320 You know, well, he probably did it, you know, the 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.079 show four because like you said, he's unemployed, but he 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:01.520 probably genuinely wants to hook up with her too. He 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:02.959 probably wants to hook up with here. But I think 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.000 he also probably wants to become famous so he can 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.240 get a job on like ESPN. Because he's seven. I 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.720 don't think seven year old guys are ready to settle 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.679 now now, I don't think anyone under thirty really is. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:19.400 So then we get to Alex. He's the biker, he 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.880 is a marine, he's a twin. I felt bad for 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.840 his twin making out in front of him with the 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:30.000 love of his life, Like, yeah, his twin was hotter. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:33.480 They both had similar tattoos. Yeah, they both they went. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.400 They clearly got drunk one night and both way and 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.520 got the exact seems to leave, but you're like, just 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:39.920 do we get a discount off? We double double Arsley, 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.760 we get to bro Sleas. I did feel bad for him. Okay, 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:48.280 so then we get to um the super fan James. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.839 Here's the thing, now, I kind of loved the guy 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.160 who was the super fan, the guy who was at 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:57.200 home practicing. He seemed better in his clip package than 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.679 when he got there, and I didn't remember him once 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.080 he got to the House Free House. I actually have 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.040 to say, because we sort of stalked everybody on the 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.600 line last week, I was worried for Jojo when I 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.600 saw that they'd cast a super fan in person. I 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.559 found him to be kind of funnier like, and he 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.440 seemed kind of a good sense of humor about it. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.400 Did you have a beard in the house or no? No, 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.840 he looks like he's had like plastic surgery, like he 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.000 got like a facelift or something, or like he got 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:25.440 like like you know, his skin was really wasn't he 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:29.480 the one in the very last little time the couch? Yes? 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:31.560 And then and then he and then you could see 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.480 there was mania in his soul when he was muttering. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.080 It was This was after the credit stroll when he 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.160 was muttering like, there's not a tiny horse, Like he 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.880 didn't know what to do if there wasn't a tiny 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.720 horse for him to talk to. The guys were hammered 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.920 at that point. I think there was a lot of excess. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.400 And I've always said, you know behind the scenes that 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.280 that first night they film until like four in the morning, 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:55.840 and they just give everybody munt of alcohol. Well you 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:57.960 did notice, and they don't feed them when oh, they 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:01.800 don't feed them food. You're and then because he saw 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.560 one some of the guys who were leaving, it was 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:07.080 like when Peter Peter was in the beige suit. When 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.360 he left, you realize it was dawn, like the sun 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.440 was out, it was sunrise. It was they kind of 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.720 set it up to be a hot mess. Well, these 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:17.040 guys need to be smarter and bring a snack. I 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.520 always travel. Now you're going to some event tonight, I 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.080 always bringing almost in string cheese. But that's not going 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:27.000 to soak up fireballs and gin. Yeah you just have to. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.600 But I mean, if you're standing and sitting there all night, 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.000 you just at like, Okay, I guess I'll have another one. Yeah, 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.160 you're right here. Yeah, because you're bored. I wouldn't be 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.880 the one who jumped into the pool, but I would 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:42.080 be the one who slinked off and threw up like aggressively, 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.600 like hurled it like a rainbow. Well, think about how 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.920 bored you would be because she's off like an interview, 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:51.520 she's off chatting with five people. Yeah, you're right, you're 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.560 absolutely right, hanging out in the kitchen, like where is 0:15:54.640 --> 0:16:00.600 the phone when the slaughters. You're absolutely right, there's no 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.320 food because they're trying to funk him up. Well they 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.720 do a good job. Okay. So then we have Evan 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:09.400 the path, the former pastor who is now into a 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:13.440 erectile dysfunction expert. Oh my god. And you know the 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.320 producers made her keep him. There's no way. She was like, oh, 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:18.680 I'll get rid of cute Peter, but I'm going to 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:22.680 keep the dick expert. He was a pity pick. He 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:26.080 was a humor like like he in the Canadian. They're like, okay, 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.480 we need like three more episodes of foolishness and then 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:32.760 they can go um okay. So then we have Ali 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:38.440 the who played the piano who seemed pretty gay when 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.560 he was at home in Santa Monica playing his white 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:44.480 baby grand piano with roses all over it. I'm sorry 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.880 any man that lives by the beach and has a 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:50.320 white baby grand with like the flowers all over it, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:55.600 he was talented. He's either gay or just like has 0:16:56.160 --> 0:17:01.040 been just brainwashed by the l a hippie. Uh free 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:05.080 love like okay, okay, but like free love white piano, 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:08.920 that's like free Liberati, free love. I do also feel 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.680 like he was saying, you know, his his brothers were 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:15.080 like doctors are forced to do this. But he didn't 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.959 say like that he had any job. It was like, 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:21.199 I just don't think Yeah, he just was he just 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.439 has a white pians One day, I want to have 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:26.639 a big house. You know. I'm like, you gotta work. 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:30.359 He wanted a house and the at the beach, and 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.000 I was like, well that ain't cheap. You better get 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.080 a job, so I get you best be getting to 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.479 get a job. You just don't hand out houses at 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.679 the beach. You best be dragging a white piano to Nordstrom. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:46.080 That your people that are unemployed and have no ambition. 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.119 I just want to, like, you know, end up by 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:52.280 the house on the beach. One day. It doesn't work 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:56.640 like that unless you're homeless in your houses a box. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.280 You know what. I feel this thing, I feel like, 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:03.600 look at that. I'm like, you're already doing better than me. Man, 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:05.920 you already are near the beach with a fucking baby 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:09.880 grand Like, who's putting this bill? He must have rich parents. 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:17.320 He does have well groomed, exciting eyebrows. Those eyebrows were very, 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:21.720 very exciting. Okay, So then we have Christian, the one 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:25.639 who's emailed us. He was very very cute. Um, he 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:28.560 lives with his two little brothers. He wrote, I felt 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:30.240 like he was trying too hard to be the bad boy, 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:31.720 riding up on the bike and like, there's nothing about 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:37.000 him that screams bad boy. He's got a real pretty smile. 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:40.400 He's not a bad boy. He's not a bad boy. 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:44.919 He's just trying to get noticed. Probably he was the 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:48.639 one Katie's like, yeah, he is adorable. His little brothers 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:52.880 are adorable. Um, I bet he's almost too nice to win. 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:58.040 You know. Yeah, she's she's gonna because she already said 0:18:56.720 --> 0:19:00.400 she I know, and you know what, We've also, don't 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.639 change your patterns like overnight, particularly if they're like on 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:06.359 the Bachelor and those two brothers of hers or wait 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:11.960 her brothers were ripped him to shreds her to Cobernet. Yeah, 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.240 she's like, I'm looking at Chase right now, like she's 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:19.880 gonna like, you know, some tall buffy, buffy buff she does. 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.160 He's a buffy guy to hand to handle those two 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:25.679 brothers at mouth kiss her when they comes to the north. Okay, 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:29.639 So then we have Luke, who's from um. Luke is 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:34.920 from uh, Texas. He's the former marine. She did like him. 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:38.080 I gotta say he seems very sweet. I don't want 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:41.960 to mouth kiss him. He freaks me. Well, not that 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:45.120 picture that were like, I feel like there's a few 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:48.480 shots of him profile that I was like, okay, i'll come. 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:51.520 I like that he brought her cowboy boots. I like 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:55.160 that he's from Texas. But I feel like there's certain 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:59.240 angles where I'm like, yeah, I don't want to He 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:01.720 also was a exciting eyebrows. I don't know what. I 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:04.080 don't know. I don't want a mouth kissing. He's seen 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.760 some things, you can tell, Yeah, there is he's seen something. 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:10.399 He got a little darkness aunt. I know. I felt 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:13.400 kind of like because she seems like a really genuine guy, 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:15.960 and I felt like on behalf of him, Like, did 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:19.000 the producers make you go to your fallen like your 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:23.959 fallen platoon buddies great On the Bachelor, of course, the 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:26.879 producers set up and the producers are like, hey, how 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:29.199 about like like I just felt bad from because he 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:31.760 sincerely probably wanted to go on with his friend. And 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:34.680 you're like, oh, they're just whouring you out, okay, So 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:38.040 then we have um okay. So then she started getting 0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:43.720 ready her They they always stick her in like pageant gowns, 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:48.359 her outfit, her nude bedazzled shoes and her bedazzled gown. 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.239 But that's a Texas thing too. Yeah, you're right, so 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.119 she might have something to do with that. They're probably like, 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:56.639 I had all these like more modern dresses, and she's like, 0:20:56.720 --> 0:21:00.040 I like the sparkle. It is like a pageant. It 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.000 is like a pageant. And the guys were feeling it. 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:06.680 The guys all the guys all like couldn't deal with her. 0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:10.199 So then so the guy started arriving. We've got Derek, 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.679 who was very sweet, the one who kept saying he 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.840 was a nerd. I kind of wanted him to have 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:17.560 more confidence because to me, kind of looks like a Krasinski, 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:21.160 like a John Krasinski type, and he'll probably come through, 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:25.080 I think. So I'm talking like five episodes to get 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:27.240 some air time. And she seems like the kind of 0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:29.399 girl who's not going to like the word nerd like 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:31.520 some other girls will be like, Oh that's cute and sweet. 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:35.000 He thinks he's a nerd. She grew up with broros. Yeah, 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:38.200 she's surrounded by bros. So she's not gonna want some sissy. 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:40.439 You know. It's like, nut up, dude, you gotta think 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:42.359 if you're if you're rolling with Joe Joe, and you're 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:44.480 gonna go into that house like that guy playing the 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:52.320 piano won't eyebrowsed by the sea. Yeah, then you also 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:54.920