Speaker 1: No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh yeah, I want to get
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did you think last night? I
Speaker 1: like Joe Joe, She's super fun. She is and I
Speaker 1: feel like she's gonna make out with a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You know what. I loved watching them bring back the
Speaker 1: former Bachelors and Caitlin. Basically you Caitlin's eyes look like
Speaker 1: they're filled with regret, Like I really you think so?
Speaker 1: But she did seem like she like she was. I
Speaker 1: like I missed Caitlin. I enjoyed her saying make out
Speaker 1: with a lot of people. I like that she's having
Speaker 1: trouble on her I think I think she is, don't you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't even consider that possibility. I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of her. She's cute as a button. She
Speaker 1: was quiet. She was quiet, um, but maybe those other
Speaker 1: two bitches wouldn't shut up exactly and they were like,
Speaker 1: just be to you, you know, and do you just
Speaker 1: follow your instincts? Get okayet okay. Overall, Now, last week,
Speaker 1: Aaron and Paget Brewster and I we went through the
Speaker 1: photos online and we guess. We guessed correct. We guessed
Speaker 1: Jordan's which is we guess him as a front runner,
Speaker 1: and then I got and we also picked Chase, who
Speaker 1: I think still stands a chance. Um. Overall, what stood
Speaker 1: out to you? Is there any moment that did you
Speaker 1: screen squeal watching this? I squealed with that Canadian. I
Speaker 1: did squeal with the Canadian flexing seemed very gay to me.
Speaker 1: He seems so gay and his flexing his body, it
Speaker 1: was like, um, what is that half human, half horse?
Speaker 1: A centaur? Didn't he look like a cent like when
Speaker 1: he I have a very long torso, I built like
Speaker 1: a corky dog, and like to see a man with
Speaker 1: also an equally long torso who's all roided out. Just
Speaker 1: sort of din't realized that his torso was normally long. Um.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I want to say hello to
Speaker 1: our producers Katie and Anna, Hello you guys. Katie and
Speaker 1: I were texting each other late last night. Um, let's
Speaker 1: just get We'll start at the beginning Westlake Village. In there,
Speaker 1: she was looking at a wall of dead flowers, just
Speaker 1: sitting there, staring there like they had like chunks of
Speaker 1: dead flowers. When she was you're noticing everything. Well, you
Speaker 1: know when you're when you get paid zero dollars to
Speaker 1: host a podcast about the Bachelor, you know you really
Speaker 1: it's like sad. The notes, these are like the notes
Speaker 1: of a serial killer. Like I'm surprised that the FBI
Speaker 1: doesn't have some kind of a profile. It just says
Speaker 1: like bikini with expectation because she was in her Whoever
Speaker 1: is the bachelor, bachelor is always at the either in
Speaker 1: the beach or shower. I feel like in the shower,
Speaker 1: the guys. They put the guys in the shower a
Speaker 1: lot you don't remember, like you know, Chris souls like
Speaker 1: he's showering it out. A lot of them shower. Well,
Speaker 1: I ened shower. I enjoyed them sticking her in her
Speaker 1: bikini on a rock and getting splashed by the waves,
Speaker 1: just laughing, just laughing. That's what you do. Is she
Speaker 1: looks good to be clean? Good? Yeah, I have to
Speaker 1: say though, oh yeah, nothing wrong with that, No, she's she.
Speaker 1: You know who else looked good in her underpant was
Speaker 1: um Heidi Klum's ad. Did you see that? I fast
Speaker 1: forward through, I watched it real time. I watched it
Speaker 1: real time, so I had to watch the as. I
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, Heidi Klum, Heidi Klum, she's like seventeen kids,
Speaker 1: and she looks fantastic. German blood German. They're not messing
Speaker 1: around in Germany, They're not going anywhere, Okay. So then
Speaker 1: so then she talks about I still remember that feeling
Speaker 1: of falling in love with Ben. It's like, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it had happened like three days before, doesn't her season
Speaker 1: end and they start filming like two weeks later? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it's crazy. Well, it's awesome. I think they even
Speaker 1: started filming like two days later because they had already
Speaker 1: started filming with Kayleb. I think they had to play
Speaker 1: catch up. That's that's intense. One of we had a
Speaker 1: fan tweet us online, and this was a good question.
Speaker 1: I thought, wondering, do you think some of the guys
Speaker 1: that were there for Kayla, that were already filming for
Speaker 1: Kayla to sure? Of course they did, right, But I
Speaker 1: don't well, I don't think they had brought the guys
Speaker 1: in the house yet. They're probably just doing the intro packages, um,
Speaker 1: but they might have started like behind the scenes kist
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Overall the batch of guys,
Speaker 1: I didn't find myself wanting to make out with any
Speaker 1: of that really neither. They were sort of like like
Speaker 1: even the front runner, Aaron Aaron, Jordan, you do he
Speaker 1: had skinny jeans on in his package at home. He
Speaker 1: had he did he womanly hips and he was wearing
Speaker 1: like pegged skinny jeans as he was like roaming around
Speaker 1: talking of football to himself and like one of the
Speaker 1: guys now, granted, Chad, who were going to get to
Speaker 1: in a second, is clearly the villain of the season.
Speaker 1: Chad was saying, like the best thing about him is
Speaker 1: his brother, and the worst thing about him is this.
Speaker 1: But like it is still like you don't actually get
Speaker 1: to date Aaron Rodgers. It is Jordan Rodgers, former football
Speaker 1: player who doesn't seem to have a job, I know,
Speaker 1: but he does rocket skinny gene didn't have womanly but
Speaker 1: as soon as like a woman here is like, oh
Speaker 1: you were a professional athlete. Yeah, They like seemed to
Speaker 1: be all about it, because yeah, Andy, she was all
Speaker 1: into that guy and look how that worked out. He
Speaker 1: used to play sports. I missed that. Oh you missed
Speaker 1: that one I started last year. I missed. I started
Speaker 1: to wait, what happened? Didn't Did he win? Did she won?
Speaker 1: He was, you know, was a former sports person to
Speaker 1: those girls love those What did he play? I think
Speaker 1: football or baseball or I don't remember, it was baseball.
Speaker 1: And how long was that one of the girls that
Speaker 1: was here last night? Oh no, because she because she
Speaker 1: just came out publicly that they're you know, all the
Speaker 1: crappy stuff that happened in their relationship after the show.
Speaker 1: So I doubt that the bachelor would put her onto you.
Speaker 1: Right now, you know that that girl is on the
Speaker 1: cover of us, on the cover of something, but they
Speaker 1: don't have been like this was a terrible relationship. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to say one of the things that was
Speaker 1: so exciting to me that happened in the past week
Speaker 1: after we did go through all the photos and the guy, Christian,
Speaker 1: who was so cute, he listened to our podcast and
Speaker 1: he emailed me his phone number for real all to
Speaker 1: be like to be on the podcast. So we want
Speaker 1: to grill him. We thought, just looking at his profile,
Speaker 1: he was too cute. We thought he was gay because
Speaker 1: he had wasn't kiddicatt But now I just stay watching it.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was very cute, but I didn't
Speaker 1: see him making out with her a lot in the
Speaker 1: coming attraction, I know, would you have to wonder? I
Speaker 1: mean like, I have a Facebook friend who's a publicist
Speaker 1: and he's like, congrats to my client. I don't remember
Speaker 1: which one he said, I'll have to look my client.
Speaker 1: Congrats my client who's on this season of the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: And he was like, you have a publicist. You have,
Speaker 1: But what you're like, is that was that guy in acting,
Speaker 1: you know, and actor who's trying to get on there.
Speaker 1: This guy he did have a three one O number,
Speaker 1: he does have an l A number. We can't wait
Speaker 1: to get him on here. I know. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, either you just hired a public I guess
Speaker 1: he just hired a publicist. He's like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: about to be big, dude. I remember I met at
Speaker 1: a party one the guy who was the initial Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and he was like, this is going to be so big.
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, it's it's it's you will never not
Speaker 1: be like like when they brought back who was the
Speaker 1: guy they brought back to give advice last night? Oh,
Speaker 1: Jake Pulvecka. He was the worst. I just felt like,
Speaker 1: again I didn't watch that season, but I felt like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so psyched to be part of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor family. He was probably one of the worst
Speaker 1: bachelors they've ever had. He She looked horrified when he
Speaker 1: was about to say, like, you know, because no one
Speaker 1: wants him to tell them he likes them, because he's
Speaker 1: like he was an airplane pilot, which seemed cool at first,
Speaker 1: but he was so just weird and square and yeah,
Speaker 1: he ended up picking the villain of his he did,
Speaker 1: and then they were a hot mess. It was the
Speaker 1: whole thing was so she heard the look on her face,
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing here? What do you
Speaker 1: And then like he looked way too happy to be
Speaker 1: out like you. You could see that he was ready
Speaker 1: to come to the nick and be like I'm back,
Speaker 1: I'm here for you, like but clearly the producers knew that.
Speaker 1: They knew that her face, Um, okay, so then we
Speaker 1: have okay, so now that works. We have Jordan's I'm
Speaker 1: going through the hometown visits we have. Okay, we'll start
Speaker 1: with Grant the firefighter. Grant was a firefighter. He I
Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna go as far as I thought
Speaker 1: in his initial photo. This was Grant. Okay, Yeah, he's cute.
Speaker 1: He's cute. He seems like a nice guy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the erectile dysfunction is so Jordan was a clear Jordan
Speaker 1: feels okay, Jordan got the first impression road. We see
Speaker 1: him in his hometown playing football by himself. He played
Speaker 1: football for like two years. He's got skinny, and she's
Speaker 1: got frosted tips. He's got frosted tips. I know he's
Speaker 1: a little bit of a pretty boy, but he was
Speaker 1: the only one that seemed to be able to keep
Speaker 1: it together when talking to her. Like her beauty literally stunted.
Speaker 1: These guys could not talk to her. Is he the
Speaker 1: only one that kissed her? To know? The awful magician,
Speaker 1: the guy with the guy with who dropped all of
Speaker 1: his joke cards, he's a terrible bit. Quite honestly, I
Speaker 1: look at that and it reminds me of me in
Speaker 1: high school, like a nice exactly like like I I
Speaker 1: felt panicky for him. Um, I felt But yeah, so
Speaker 1: Jordan's is a clear front runner. Do you guys, Katie,
Speaker 1: you guys have any I know you like you like
Speaker 1: Jordan's you do? Do you want to say anything or
Speaker 1: you She's speech speechless right now, she's speechless. She's thinking
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, he was clearly the front runner.
Speaker 1: He was the only one that was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: But do you think he's just doing it to be
Speaker 1: on TV into like become like a broadcaster? You know?
Speaker 1: I had that feeling, like I don't wondering, but he
Speaker 1: seems really nice. And Aaron's really nice. Eron's really nice.
Speaker 1: It's really nice. And so I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know Aaron Rodgers. I guess I didn't know Aaron. Aaron
Speaker 1: fully wanted to kill me last week cause you know,
Speaker 1: she has her sports podcast When I hadn't, I didn't
Speaker 1: know who he was. He's a he's like a big quarterback,
Speaker 1: the quarterback on the green back Packers. He's like one
Speaker 1: of the best quarterbacks ever. He's going in the Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame. Oh So, I mean I can see why
Speaker 1: she would be like, oh what up? I want to
Speaker 1: be like Tom Brady's brother. I want to Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's up there to already, Like I want to know,
Speaker 1: do people know who he is yet? Though? Like when
Speaker 1: do they who he is? But that was yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. Good point. So I don't think
Speaker 1: they know who he is yet. And it seems like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like he doesn't want people to
Speaker 1: know yet because he probably wants to be his own person.
Speaker 1: You know, well, he probably did it, you know, the
Speaker 1: show four because like you said, he's unemployed, but he
Speaker 1: probably genuinely wants to hook up with her too. He
Speaker 1: probably wants to hook up with here. But I think
Speaker 1: he also probably wants to become famous so he can
Speaker 1: get a job on like ESPN. Because he's seven. I
Speaker 1: don't think seven year old guys are ready to settle
Speaker 1: now now, I don't think anyone under thirty really is.
Speaker 1: So then we get to Alex. He's the biker, he
Speaker 1: is a marine, he's a twin. I felt bad for
Speaker 1: his twin making out in front of him with the
Speaker 1: love of his life, Like, yeah, his twin was hotter.
Speaker 1: They both had similar tattoos. Yeah, they both they went.
Speaker 1: They clearly got drunk one night and both way and
Speaker 1: got the exact seems to leave, but you're like, just
Speaker 1: do we get a discount off? We double double Arsley,
Speaker 1: we get to bro Sleas. I did feel bad for him. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we get to um the super fan James.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, now, I kind of loved the guy
Speaker 1: who was the super fan, the guy who was at
Speaker 1: home practicing. He seemed better in his clip package than
Speaker 1: when he got there, and I didn't remember him once
Speaker 1: he got to the House Free House. I actually have
Speaker 1: to say, because we sort of stalked everybody on the
Speaker 1: line last week, I was worried for Jojo when I
Speaker 1: saw that they'd cast a super fan in person. I
Speaker 1: found him to be kind of funnier like, and he
Speaker 1: seemed kind of a good sense of humor about it.
Speaker 1: Did you have a beard in the house or no? No,
Speaker 1: he looks like he's had like plastic surgery, like he
Speaker 1: got like a facelift or something, or like he got
Speaker 1: like like you know, his skin was really wasn't he
Speaker 1: the one in the very last little time the couch? Yes?
Speaker 1: And then and then he and then you could see
Speaker 1: there was mania in his soul when he was muttering.
Speaker 1: It was This was after the credit stroll when he
Speaker 1: was muttering like, there's not a tiny horse, Like he
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do if there wasn't a tiny
Speaker 1: horse for him to talk to. The guys were hammered
Speaker 1: at that point. I think there was a lot of excess.
Speaker 1: And I've always said, you know behind the scenes that
Speaker 1: that first night they film until like four in the morning,
Speaker 1: and they just give everybody munt of alcohol. Well you
Speaker 1: did notice, and they don't feed them when oh, they
Speaker 1: don't feed them food. You're and then because he saw
Speaker 1: one some of the guys who were leaving, it was
Speaker 1: like when Peter Peter was in the beige suit. When
Speaker 1: he left, you realize it was dawn, like the sun
Speaker 1: was out, it was sunrise. It was they kind of
Speaker 1: set it up to be a hot mess. Well, these
Speaker 1: guys need to be smarter and bring a snack. I
Speaker 1: always travel. Now you're going to some event tonight, I
Speaker 1: always bringing almost in string cheese. But that's not going
Speaker 1: to soak up fireballs and gin. Yeah you just have to.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you're standing and sitting there all night,
Speaker 1: you just at like, Okay, I guess I'll have another one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right here. Yeah, because you're bored. I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the one who jumped into the pool, but I would
Speaker 1: be the one who slinked off and threw up like aggressively,
Speaker 1: like hurled it like a rainbow. Well, think about how
Speaker 1: bored you would be because she's off like an interview,
Speaker 1: she's off chatting with five people. Yeah, you're right, you're
Speaker 1: absolutely right, hanging out in the kitchen, like where is
Speaker 1: the phone when the slaughters. You're absolutely right, there's no
Speaker 1: food because they're trying to funk him up. Well they
Speaker 1: do a good job. Okay. So then we have Evan
Speaker 1: the path, the former pastor who is now into a
Speaker 1: erectile dysfunction expert. Oh my god. And you know the
Speaker 1: producers made her keep him. There's no way. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll get rid of cute Peter, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: keep the dick expert. He was a pity pick. He
Speaker 1: was a humor like like he in the Canadian. They're like, okay,
Speaker 1: we need like three more episodes of foolishness and then
Speaker 1: they can go um okay. So then we have Ali
Speaker 1: the who played the piano who seemed pretty gay when
Speaker 1: he was at home in Santa Monica playing his white
Speaker 1: baby grand piano with roses all over it. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: any man that lives by the beach and has a
Speaker 1: white baby grand with like the flowers all over it,
Speaker 1: he was talented. He's either gay or just like has
Speaker 1: been just brainwashed by the l a hippie. Uh free
Speaker 1: love like okay, okay, but like free love white piano,
Speaker 1: that's like free Liberati, free love. I do also feel
Speaker 1: like he was saying, you know, his his brothers were
Speaker 1: like doctors are forced to do this. But he didn't
Speaker 1: say like that he had any job. It was like,
Speaker 1: I just don't think Yeah, he just was he just
Speaker 1: has a white pians One day, I want to have
Speaker 1: a big house. You know. I'm like, you gotta work.
Speaker 1: He wanted a house and the at the beach, and
Speaker 1: I was like, well that ain't cheap. You better get
Speaker 1: a job, so I get you best be getting to
Speaker 1: get a job. You just don't hand out houses at
Speaker 1: the beach. You best be dragging a white piano to Nordstrom.
Speaker 1: That your people that are unemployed and have no ambition.
Speaker 1: I just want to, like, you know, end up by
Speaker 1: the house on the beach. One day. It doesn't work
Speaker 1: like that unless you're homeless in your houses a box.
Speaker 1: You know what. I feel this thing, I feel like,
Speaker 1: look at that. I'm like, you're already doing better than me. Man,
Speaker 1: you already are near the beach with a fucking baby
Speaker 1: grand Like, who's putting this bill? He must have rich parents.
Speaker 1: He does have well groomed, exciting eyebrows. Those eyebrows were very,
Speaker 1: very exciting. Okay, So then we have Christian, the one
Speaker 1: who's emailed us. He was very very cute. Um, he
Speaker 1: lives with his two little brothers. He wrote, I felt
Speaker 1: like he was trying too hard to be the bad boy,
Speaker 1: riding up on the bike and like, there's nothing about
Speaker 1: him that screams bad boy. He's got a real pretty smile.
Speaker 1: He's not a bad boy. He's not a bad boy.
Speaker 1: He's just trying to get noticed. Probably he was the
Speaker 1: one Katie's like, yeah, he is adorable. His little brothers
Speaker 1: are adorable. Um, I bet he's almost too nice to win.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, she's she's gonna because she already said
Speaker 1: she I know, and you know what, We've also, don't
Speaker 1: change your patterns like overnight, particularly if they're like on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor and those two brothers of hers or wait
Speaker 1: her brothers were ripped him to shreds her to Cobernet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm looking at Chase right now, like she's
Speaker 1: gonna like, you know, some tall buffy, buffy buff she does.
Speaker 1: He's a buffy guy to hand to handle those two
Speaker 1: brothers at mouth kiss her when they comes to the north. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have Luke, who's from um. Luke is
Speaker 1: from uh, Texas. He's the former marine. She did like him.
Speaker 1: I gotta say he seems very sweet. I don't want
Speaker 1: to mouth kiss him. He freaks me. Well, not that
Speaker 1: picture that were like, I feel like there's a few
Speaker 1: shots of him profile that I was like, okay, i'll come.
Speaker 1: I like that he brought her cowboy boots. I like
Speaker 1: that he's from Texas. But I feel like there's certain
Speaker 1: angles where I'm like, yeah, I don't want to He
Speaker 1: also was a exciting eyebrows. I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want a mouth kissing. He's seen
Speaker 1: some things, you can tell, Yeah, there is he's seen something.
Speaker 1: He got a little darkness aunt. I know. I felt
Speaker 1: kind of like because she seems like a really genuine guy,
Speaker 1: and I felt like on behalf of him, Like, did
Speaker 1: the producers make you go to your fallen like your
Speaker 1: fallen platoon buddies great On the Bachelor, of course, the
Speaker 1: producers set up and the producers are like, hey, how
Speaker 1: about like like I just felt bad from because he
Speaker 1: sincerely probably wanted to go on with his friend. And
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, they're just whouring you out, okay, So
Speaker 1: then we have um okay. So then she started getting
Speaker 1: ready her They they always stick her in like pageant gowns,
Speaker 1: her outfit, her nude bedazzled shoes and her bedazzled gown.
Speaker 1: But that's a Texas thing too. Yeah, you're right, so
Speaker 1: she might have something to do with that. They're probably like,
Speaker 1: I had all these like more modern dresses, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I like the sparkle. It is like a pageant. It
Speaker 1: is like a pageant. And the guys were feeling it.
Speaker 1: The guys all the guys all like couldn't deal with her.
Speaker 1: So then so the guy started arriving. We've got Derek,
Speaker 1: who was very sweet, the one who kept saying he
Speaker 1: was a nerd. I kind of wanted him to have
Speaker 1: more confidence because to me, kind of looks like a Krasinski,
Speaker 1: like a John Krasinski type, and he'll probably come through,
Speaker 1: I think. So I'm talking like five episodes to get
Speaker 1: some air time. And she seems like the kind of
Speaker 1: girl who's not going to like the word nerd like
Speaker 1: some other girls will be like, Oh that's cute and sweet.
Speaker 1: He thinks he's a nerd. She grew up with broros. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's surrounded by bros. So she's not gonna want some sissy.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, nut up, dude, you gotta think
Speaker 1: if you're if you're rolling with Joe Joe, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna go into that house like that guy playing the
Speaker 1: piano won't eyebrowsed by the sea. Yeah, then you also
Speaker 1: have like, um, the guy. How about the guy who
Speaker 1: handed her a fucking bottle of wine? And it called
Speaker 1: out basically her mother for being an out golic and
Speaker 1: was like in the Fletcher family, no glasses are necessary, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought she was a good sport about it.
Speaker 1: But it's also like saying I saw your mom swig
Speaker 1: from the bottle last season, like let's get at this.
Speaker 1: It makes me always panic when I see the guys
Speaker 1: try to make a first impression when they show up.
Speaker 1: I don't really have gimmicks. I just want them to
Speaker 1: like show up and be a normal on their personality,
Speaker 1: like just be charming and nice. And they all want
Speaker 1: to do some weird gimmicks. What did The guy who
Speaker 1: was Santa was cute under the Santa beard. But if
Speaker 1: he did Joe Joe Jo Jo Jo one more time,
Speaker 1: like like he couldn't believe how clever. I don't even
Speaker 1: know who he was. Let's sing nick nick. Oh he's cute.
Speaker 1: He's cute. But it's like it's like like like even
Speaker 1: when they did cheers at the end, he was like, yo,
Speaker 1: don't go. Don't like it's like okay, it's not like
Speaker 1: it'sn't the greatest joke ever, like you know it like
Speaker 1: once or twice. Then he stayed, you know know hot.
Speaker 1: He must have been by don He probably was like,
Speaker 1: can I please chick this off? They're like no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: we just need we just need a couple more shots.
Speaker 1: You guys, I can't breathe come on. The guy wherever
Speaker 1: he went who had an acapella group, Oh my, all
Speaker 1: for one, they're all fat now, I mean not that
Speaker 1: I can I mean, I'm not making fun of fat people.
Speaker 1: I'm fat All for One man. Yeah, and they didn't
Speaker 1: ask were they were they the original people who sang
Speaker 1: that was like that, Oh my god, there were the
Speaker 1: Acapella group, but like Acapella hasn't been popular probably since
Speaker 1: n I mean, that was like cool at first, but
Speaker 1: then to bring him back, like, no, let them go
Speaker 1: when they they All for One guys are trapped to
Speaker 1: that house I know exactly. Also hammered the All for
Speaker 1: One guys were about to just the faced and jumping
Speaker 1: was done because they hadn't got in the slider. They're
Speaker 1: all like, you're absolutely right. When he finally got his
Speaker 1: chance out by the park bench and he's got it,
Speaker 1: they all knew it was over, but they still have
Speaker 1: to like no, yeah, the second they were into the
Speaker 1: first oh my god, Jesus, how many times do we
Speaker 1: have to sing this song? I did feel bad. I
Speaker 1: felt bad for them. I felt like that. I felt
Speaker 1: like the DJ was cute. I think he's too slight
Speaker 1: of a build to deal with her brothers. He was
Speaker 1: let's say, well, yes it was well he has on
Speaker 1: his rock pins in the photo. No, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: laugh Okay, let's talk about Will. When it was the
Speaker 1: one who tricked her into a kiss. He bummed me
Speaker 1: out and she kept him. Oh yeah, I don't he's
Speaker 1: oh no, he bummed me out. Yeah, well that's just
Speaker 1: because he's jus are terrible. His jokes were terrible. He
Speaker 1: forced to kiss on her. But but like people that
Speaker 1: don't have a self awareness wanting, this person's not probably
Speaker 1: gonna want to kiss me yet we don't know each other,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like the people that lack that kind
Speaker 1: of self away mystify me, I mean honestly and like
Speaker 1: to be that dorky. At first, I thought when he
Speaker 1: dropped all those cards and when he came out of Limo,
Speaker 1: I thought that was on purpose and he was going
Speaker 1: to be like a magic trick. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: he he legitimately just dropped all of his cards. And
Speaker 1: then it was just I thought it was part of
Speaker 1: the bit. I didn't. I didn't think it was on purpose.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was on purpose. I think
Speaker 1: he literally dropped up. He bummed me out. He bummed
Speaker 1: me out that they that he like, I mean bummed
Speaker 1: me out that she had to be That's the thing
Speaker 1: about this show. These guys that have actually watched the
Speaker 1: show and gotten crushes on her, and then they come
Speaker 1: and then she has to deal with their like boner feelings.
Speaker 1: I've been talking about with my mom and sister, and
Speaker 1: it's like like like they would never normally stand a
Speaker 1: chance with her, but she's got to be kind. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, we got to talk about the Canadian.
Speaker 1: Let's just cut right to the chase. Let's get to
Speaker 1: the importance. That's got to be a gay underwear model.
Speaker 1: Dude Daniel with the underwear he was wearing under where
Speaker 1: I see in like every gay guys feed on my Instagram. Dude,
Speaker 1: that underwear, that underwear his his. When he flexed, I
Speaker 1: was like, it did feel like a center Like it
Speaker 1: was like like and I loved the fact that the
Speaker 1: guy who was the hipster who had never seen the show, Brandon,
Speaker 1: who kind of grew on me as a and he
Speaker 1: goes where did he goes? He muttered like damn Daniel,
Speaker 1: Damn Daniel. He was worried for Daniel. It was basically,
Speaker 1: don't do it, man, Dane Daniel. Also, it's like, who
Speaker 1: wants to listen to that Canadian accent? Oh my god
Speaker 1: and his no offense Canadians, but that particular accent is
Speaker 1: very thick and his accent. His job title was listed
Speaker 1: as Canadian professional Canadian full on Canadian. Oh you're from Dick,
Speaker 1: Oh you're probably Minnesota. I don't I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do it. I don't do that or don't about
Speaker 1: he like when Daniel stripped down, I just I he
Speaker 1: was going to crack his head open when he jumped, well,
Speaker 1: I got worried. I couldn't. I did too, because I
Speaker 1: thought it was like up a flight. I thought it
Speaker 1: was really far. I thought he was up on a
Speaker 1: balcony about to jump like like almost famous style from
Speaker 1: the rear into the pool, and then they're like, don't
Speaker 1: do it, don't do it. It was just like dropped,
Speaker 1: like yes, Dann, Daniel, Damn Danny. I want that to
Speaker 1: be my ring tone is the hips. But I guess
Speaker 1: it was probably they've probably filmed that. What month are
Speaker 1: we in? May? So that was probably it was probably Chili. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. I bet it was Chili. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: that was probably. I mean it was probably literally the
Speaker 1: day after the final ros the final rose was I
Speaker 1: don't know it all bleeds to you, like it feels
Speaker 1: like forever. I've missed it so much. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: to say I, um, I wait a minute, Wait a minute, Okay,
Speaker 1: super fan facelift blah blah blah blah blah. Sorry, let's
Speaker 1: talk about Chad. Chad is the villain. Chad sucks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she seems into him. He was such a dick.
Speaker 1: He was so creepy. The way he greeted her was creepy.
Speaker 1: But the interesting thing about guys like that and a
Speaker 1: show like this is that it shows you how to
Speaker 1: face people. Can That's the thing, because he did give
Speaker 1: good conversation to her. He's super charming and delightful buddies,
Speaker 1: He's like, oh yeah, I got this, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: like even to the camera. It's like, it's interesting because
Speaker 1: we live in an age now where people know to
Speaker 1: come and he's clearly decided I'm gonna be the villain
Speaker 1: and so I may not win, but I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the villain. I found him so creepy in the way
Speaker 1: that was like, if I want to have her, I
Speaker 1: will have He doesn't want to get on the Bachelor pad,
Speaker 1: you know, Bachelor Paradise. Oh, Yeah, that's what I paradise
Speaker 1: he does. You're absolutely right. He needs to be going
Speaker 1: and hang out with Jorge the bartender. Yeah, you were.
Speaker 1: He's because he came in swinging. He came in and
Speaker 1: he's cute. I mean, you know, she's probably into that type.
Speaker 1: He's a tall he's tall, and he did say like,
Speaker 1: and he did throw down with I'm in the position
Speaker 1: financially like we I think she likes money. She comes
Speaker 1: from some money, so he does. She's clearly got that
Speaker 1: Dallas money. She's got that I like a bejeweled gown.
Speaker 1: Dallas and my brothers all have. Shaw's an interesting city there,
Speaker 1: you know the ones there that have money, they're they're
Speaker 1: they're like Texas, but then like New money and then
Speaker 1: it's like Kardashian. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The bedazzled jeans. You
Speaker 1: know what I just spent the weekend of four worth.
Speaker 1: I just spent the weekend of four words is not
Speaker 1: are from No but very different, very different but fun
Speaker 1: but um okay, okay, wait, so um let's I want
Speaker 1: to make sure you're okay. We have you for a
Speaker 1: little bit longer. Um, so we have the super fan Okay,
Speaker 1: Chase didn't get much time I thought. I still think
Speaker 1: Chase is very cute. Yeah, he looks like Jordan's. He
Speaker 1: does look like Jordan's. He was the two that he
Speaker 1: was one of the two that we picked to go
Speaker 1: all the way getting confused between him and Jordan's. He
Speaker 1: also kind of looks like Chad, but he's not a Dicky.
Speaker 1: How do we feel about James Taylor this sing? Apparently
Speaker 1: he changed his name to James Taylor allegedly, that's what
Speaker 1: the tabloids are saying. That's stupid if he did. I
Speaker 1: thought his song was cute. Yeah, he's made her laugh
Speaker 1: a couple of times. I don't want to get in
Speaker 1: the bones on with him. No, you want him to
Speaker 1: like hang out with you and your boyfriend's busy that night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel I poor guy. I'm that friend. Oh you're
Speaker 1: I don't believe me. I was like the neuterd court
Speaker 1: justter to the hot firl hang out with you to
Speaker 1: take you to this event. You know what. I've been
Speaker 1: that friends, So I've been like the silly buddy, like
Speaker 1: people really want to fuck unfortunately be safe. However, I
Speaker 1: kind of liked the boxing club owner James f I
Speaker 1: found his voice to be very soothing. I liked listening
Speaker 1: to him talk nice Stone Earth guy. Vinny sucked. I
Speaker 1: wanted to say, we were excited about Vinnie beforehand. We
Speaker 1: thought Vinnie was going to be great. And I don't
Speaker 1: remember Vinny busted when she was having her confessional and
Speaker 1: he was and then he was basically like basically said
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do to what bended, which is like
Speaker 1: say I love you drunk, like fake love you on
Speaker 1: a bathroom floor, right right, Which also shows me that
Speaker 1: all of these guys watched the batch. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: nowadays you can go online and go watch passed up.
Speaker 1: You're right, like, once you know you're gonna be on.
Speaker 1: So they probably once they started like auditioning, they wanted
Speaker 1: to getting, you know, further along the process. They probably
Speaker 1: watched all the episodes. Um ladies, Katie Anna as we
Speaker 1: is there anything? So I felt I felt very excited
Speaker 1: for the coming up season. I felt like I felt like,
Speaker 1: so Chase is clearly I'm not chased. Chad is clearly Olivia.
Speaker 1: I mean he's except for on steroids, like he's actually
Speaker 1: gonna like punch yours because it seems like, you know,
Speaker 1: according to their uh previews that there's some fights that
Speaker 1: happened I didn't like. He actually frightened me, like I
Speaker 1: didn't like him going to Jordan's like, I will come
Speaker 1: find you after the show. By the way, if you're
Speaker 1: listening to this, Chad, I think you're wonderful. Placed Army,
Speaker 1: You're wonderful. It's not that hard. It's literally the thought
Speaker 1: of someone saying that to me. I will find where
Speaker 1: you live after the show, somebody who's clearly bigger than me.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, e win Man, you can
Speaker 1: have it for real, you can happier, you can plot. However,
Speaker 1: my brother's Aaron Rodgers. I'll do just fine outside of this.
Speaker 1: You could fall on have her, Yeah, and you know
Speaker 1: you can't. He in one preview put Pope to Jordan's
Speaker 1: face so like, you can't be doing that asking for it.
Speaker 1: I saw that, and Jordan took it. I just said
Speaker 1: I liked Jordan's disposition. I did like his disposition. I
Speaker 1: will forgive him his late womanly skinny jeans, you know,
Speaker 1: because he but he also knows he can't embarrass his brother, right,
Speaker 1: he has the you know, he has to basically act perfect.
Speaker 1: You're right because you know what, if he doesn't get picked,
Speaker 1: he'll be the next bachelor. Yeah that and the family
Speaker 1: is probably don't shame us. Your brother is a giant.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. I want or what the family thinks
Speaker 1: of him, being honest, gonna have to like he'll we
Speaker 1: won't really know the true him, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, because he's got to be on his best
Speaker 1: behavior like a Kennedy. He's got to behave. He's got
Speaker 1: to behave or his brother is gonna be like, I
Speaker 1: will not buy you that house I told you I
Speaker 1: would buy you while you're unemployed. You're like, I could
Speaker 1: buy you that white baby grand piano by my money
Speaker 1: training like that, I'm like, I will be an angel. Jojo,
Speaker 1: you look like a beautiful lady. Do you ever think
Speaker 1: about I do sometimes wish I would love to go
Speaker 1: on and just like what do you think the world
Speaker 1: would do if we were on like the Bachelor or
Speaker 1: the Bachelor at you know what I mean? My girlfriend
Speaker 1: would kill me, but like aside him now, like this
Speaker 1: personality and another world personality wise, I mean I would
Speaker 1: I would just love to see, Like I wonder what
Speaker 1: they would think, like they've only of an one chunky
Speaker 1: person an opportunity to be the Bachelor, and he ruined
Speaker 1: it for Bob Guinea. He how did he ruin He's
Speaker 1: like that fat guy that loses weight and like suddenly
Speaker 1: thinks they're like the greatest thing ever. So like he
Speaker 1: was like when he was on the Bachelor before he
Speaker 1: was like funny and charming and people loved him because
Speaker 1: he was that guy that was like you just wanted
Speaker 1: to hang around, and they went in the Bachelor. Then
Speaker 1: he lost a team of it away. They put some clothes,
Speaker 1: you know, nicer. Yeah, he's making out with everybody, being
Speaker 1: a douge lion the people. He was like the full
Speaker 1: douche and you're like, what man, that is what you're fearing,
Speaker 1: Like fat people have not gotten a chance since you
Speaker 1: know what. That is so typical of like season two
Speaker 1: of shows when you look at like season one of
Speaker 1: a lot of like comedies and it's just like normal
Speaker 1: people being normal people being funny and then maybe then
Speaker 1: they go home, they watch themselves on television. They all
Speaker 1: hire a trainer. If we have a best they're all
Speaker 1: like jacked up for season two. Housewives in Atlanta. The
Speaker 1: first season was amazing, just being themselves and then they
Speaker 1: got famous, and then they watch it and then it
Speaker 1: becomes this pretentious like you know, well my publicist said this,
Speaker 1: and you hate all those housewives shows that you know,
Speaker 1: And I let me see, I love I love Linda Donald,
Speaker 1: I love girls. But I remember between the first and
Speaker 1: the second season, where between the first season where it
Speaker 1: wasn't like this huge thing yet and then I felt
Speaker 1: like the second season it was like I'm gonna eat
Speaker 1: whipped cream in the scene just to prove a pool
Speaker 1: like yeah, like but it was like like it just
Speaker 1: felt more like all of a sudden, they'd all become
Speaker 1: like superstars, and I felt more self conscious, you know,
Speaker 1: And I guess I don't know. I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to your original question, Oh my god, it would
Speaker 1: be amazing. I feel like I feel like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would talk about if I
Speaker 1: got twenty seconds a long. I'm so bad when somebody
Speaker 1: competes with me over somebody's affection, So like, if I
Speaker 1: had to come he I would be such an idiot
Speaker 1: in my thirty seconds on the couch trying to woo somebody.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do well on that show. I assume if
Speaker 1: I'm in a group of people, the person they're checking out,
Speaker 1: the person beside me. So I would so I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have the confidence you need, and I would just be
Speaker 1: too busy trying to make you know, the room laud
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't like forget to even talk to the girl.
Speaker 1: I feel like, because I know last night when the
Speaker 1: guys were saying, we all feel like we got the
Speaker 1: first impression Rose, and I think I'm not even on
Speaker 1: the show, and I thought I wouldn't. I would assume
Speaker 1: I would be going home night. I'm just gonna head out.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's clearly clearly I'm gonna be cut, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be eliminated. Oh we don't have a connection. But
Speaker 1: then I wouldn't do good in the hot like be
Speaker 1: in the main Haunt show either. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: would be so like afraid to hurt anything, and I
Speaker 1: would be afraid that none of them liked me. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I just don't have the confidence to be
Speaker 1: on the show. I know, I know I feel oh
Speaker 1: my god, but I do. I do feel like it
Speaker 1: would just be so fascinating. It just has like a
Speaker 1: social experiment. I wish I wish that I could enter
Speaker 1: into the pool and just see what they would do
Speaker 1: with somebody who's like an idiot, you know, like a
Speaker 1: wind up ding dong. I'm like, hello, Brian, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: twenty nine years young. I can make my ass bark.
Speaker 1: I love to laugh. I sleep a lot of the day.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I get night terrors. I love to watch h
Speaker 1: G t V and I get social anxiety. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna panic when I get yours. I sit around
Speaker 1: and watch Fixer Upper. I love to google myself anyway.
Speaker 1: The show is just meant for models, and I'm like
Speaker 1: slightly cool person like not even cool, they have slight personalities.
Speaker 1: I feel like Olivia was the perfect contestant, somebody who's
Speaker 1: like she was actually the dream one because she was
Speaker 1: actually like a newscaster, so she knew how to talk.
Speaker 1: She didn't like professionally trained how to talk. Well fortune, Um,
Speaker 1: do you have anything coming up that you want to plug? Oh?
Speaker 1: What do I have coming up? When does this this
Speaker 1: comes out tomorrow? I'm doing a lot of stand up again.
Speaker 1: Are you want to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, Hoover, Alabama, Austin, Texas,
Speaker 1: and New York City, right and they can. I'll find
Speaker 1: that on your website dot com. Um. I will be
Speaker 1: on in a Scottsdale, Arizona, Salt Lake City, Indianapolis, Indiana.
Speaker 1: UM and I'll be doing a play here in July
Speaker 1: at the boot Lake Theater all July. So and it's
Speaker 1: a arden Marine looks like Myron Fortune. Will you please
Speaker 1: check in with us during the season. Who's your pick
Speaker 1: to win? Who do you think it's gonna win? I
Speaker 1: think Jordan's got a good SHOT's gonna like that. You
Speaker 1: know I would pick Jordan. I've all even with this
Speaker 1: woman leaves the skinny jeans, I would too. I also
Speaker 1: like Chaste too, and he seemed like not crazy. So
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna come down to one of those.
Speaker 1: As I say, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy guys to go home
Speaker 1: to the hometown visit. Um uh, Katie, Anna, who's your
Speaker 1: pick to go all the way? Jordan's jan I like Christian,
Speaker 1: but I didn't see him so Christian. We like Christian
Speaker 1: to Christian. If you're listening, we will be texting you
Speaker 1: and we want to get you in here. We hope
Speaker 1: you go all the way. We like you Christian. You
Speaker 1: better tell them a lot of secrets about what we
Speaker 1: what we want. We would vote for you. We think
Speaker 1: you're adorable. We think you're adorable and a catch, and
Speaker 1: you got a nice you got a nice smile and
Speaker 1: um and uh ali. If you're out there by the
Speaker 1: beach playing the piano, I'll be coming because I also
Speaker 1: want a house by the beach. You guys, fortune, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for kicking it off. We will be
Speaker 1: back next Wednesday. Will you accept this rose? I'm ard marine.
Speaker 1: This has been such a joy. I can't believe we're
Speaker 1: finally back here. And aren't you just more than anything?
Speaker 1: So glad it's not Kayla who's the bachelor, sake the lord,
Speaker 1: she would have been so boring, so I would have
Speaker 1: had to watch, but I would have would have a
Speaker 1: bunch of guys been like, so, so you got really
Speaker 1: bouncy hair. You guys, I'm just super excited to be
Speaker 1: the bachelor. Net. I just feel like this is a
Speaker 1: great opportunity. How do I hit play on this? Is this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Everything at all? Bring wow? I'm will you accept this
Speaker 1: road dude, dude, except this rose and do your word?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. It's pretty easy. Weird ship this rules now
Speaker 1: leaving nurice to dot com