1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Two hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 1: swipe right. The question is who's look life is more tragic. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tender Dates. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 1: It is the dating game show that just published a 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 1: pop up picture book of erotic handshakes. Whoah, wait till 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: you see page twenty three. Maybe yeah, it's Battle of 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners go head 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: to head to figure out whose dating life is the 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: most tragic. We'll go over the rules in just a second, 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:34,480 Speaker 1: but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she's 11 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,599 Speaker 1: extremely close with her family, and that's why she has 12 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: a tattoo on her lower back of her dad giving 13 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: a big thumbs up. Please welcome show and tell Aubrey. 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 2: Elle how you got wow da proof. 15 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 3: I think it's like a whole portrait. 16 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: You know, it's just family love. And in the other corner, 17 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: she loves to quote the movie Anchorman on her first dates, 18 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: but only the side characters say hello to Whammy Tammy. 19 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: Hi guy, you really would have had to watch that 20 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: movie in the last five years, so understand that reference. Yeah, 21 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 1: that is true sixty percent of the time. It works. 22 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: Here's how the game works one contest, and we'll start 23 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: by telling one of their worst date stories. Then we'll 24 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: try to counter with the nightmare story of their own. 25 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: We're going back and forth for three rounds until we 26 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: declare a winner. Let's start it off with show and tell. 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 1: Aubreyelle go for me. 28 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 2: Well, I was out with a guy and he would 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 2: not look me in the eyes. 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 3: Oh oh, I hate that so well, some people are 31 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 3: really uncomfortable with icon. 32 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable if they're doing it on purpose, or if 33 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 1: he's looking at the tattoo of your dad. 34 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hear. If I'm on a date with him, 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: maybe he should look at me. Okay, okay, I'm. 36 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 2: Like, dude, is everything okay? And he said, oh, eye 37 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 2: contact his intimate so he only does it on the 38 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 2: third date. Oh god, you literally. 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: Have never heard of anyone that moves that slowly. 40 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: Let's keep moving on, Tammy, Can you counter? 41 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 3: So I went out with this guy and he brings 42 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 3: his laptop to our dinner date because he said he 43 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 3: had to keep an eye on his pet. 44 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: Oh, like, maybe he's pet sick or something. 45 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 3: Get a smartphone, yeah, like the rest of the world. 46 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,399 Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, like maybe he's got a cat 47 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 3: a dog at home. Maybe And I kind of like 48 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 3: lean over and he's watching. 49 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 2: His fish tank, his fish tank. 50 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 3: Like on a live stream, and I swear he paid 51 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 3: more attention to the fish the whole night than he 52 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 3: did me. 53 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: It's like when parents leave their kids alone for the 54 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: first time. I'm not used to not being around my baby. 55 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 3: It's a fish and it was weird, and get back 56 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 3: at him. I ordered the salmon. 57 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: Oh blow, Okay, that's dark. Let's move on. We're around 58 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: two now. So Aubrey Elle, were you. 59 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 2: I was coordinating with a guy for a date and 60 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 2: he set me to a location to meet him at 61 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 2: and it was some random street. So I go there 62 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 2: and the school bus pulls up and doors open and 63 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 2: it's him. No what he's the driver? 64 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 3: Okay, is it his personal school bus or does he 65 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 3: work for a school? 66 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 2: He works for school. He tells me that this is 67 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 2: my route. I'm gonna be done soon. 68 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: So hop on, did you do it? Yeah? 69 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 2: I did? Actually hurry up, hurry up. 70 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 3: The kids can't be late for their parents. 71 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, So we finished the shift and drive. 72 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 3: To a bar. Ohs at that point? 73 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's not the worst date that we've ever 74 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: heard on this segment. So that's amazing, Tammy tossing it 75 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: over to you. 76 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 3: So a guy invite me over to watch a movie 77 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 3: at this place and I get there and he didn't 78 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 3: have any furniture except for one chair in the center 79 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 3: of the room. 80 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: Oh well, that sounds like a typical. 81 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 3: It was like a wooden chair from like a dining table. 82 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, we can take turns. 83 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 2: Sitting. 84 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: He's willing to share. 85 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 3: I think it's wild that he's going to sit there 86 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 3: while she sits on the floor. 87 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, so how did that go? 88 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 3: Even crazier? He was like, I'm going to sit first, 89 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 3: like expected me to lean against the wall. 90 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: You first seat onto the third and final round here. 91 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: That means we need your best stories, ladies, So show 92 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 1: and tell Aubrielle, what have you. 93 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 3: Got for us? Oh? 94 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: I met this guy is I'm going to bring my 95 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 2: camera to our hiking date. We're gonna do a fun 96 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 2: photo shoot. So I'm like, okay, so I just up 97 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 2: here then I would normally like for a hike. We 98 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 2: get there and he hands me the camera and says 99 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 2: I'm ready, and he takes his shirt off and begins posing. 100 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, he never said he was the one taking the pictures. Yeah, 101 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 3: he just said he likes the pictures. 102 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, Tammy, this is your last chance. 103 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 3: So I'm at a bar and I meet this guy 104 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 3: and he was pretty charming and we have a few 105 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 3: drinks and afterwards he's like, hey, do you want to 106 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 3: walk over to my place? And I'm feeling him, so 107 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, let's do it, all right. So we 108 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 3: go and it's this huge house and he has this 109 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 3: go around and like ultimately climb through a window and 110 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 3: I'm kind of like, is this even his house? Yeah, 111 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 3: it was his old frat house from college. 112 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 113 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 3: If you can't get in trouble for breaking and entering 114 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 3: in those places, everything's already broken. Yes. It was just 115 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 3: so embarrassing because then there's all these frack guys there 116 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 3: and they're just rolling their eye is when they see him, 117 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 3: the old guy that won't leave. 118 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 1: Cap I'm a legend around here, still bringing girls. That's 119 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: the final bell, and that means the match is over. 120 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,359 Speaker 1: We need to score it. Good luck to our judges, Alexis, 121 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 1: who are you giving it to? 122 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 2: Tammy? 123 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 3: For the guy with the one chair? 124 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 1: One vote for Tammy Brook. 125 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 3: Dude, if you've ever been in a frat house, Tammy wins. 126 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:34,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that means congratulations, Whammy, Tammy. 127 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: Lovely lady of the week. 128 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: How does that feel? 129 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 3: I mean, I had to suffer for this victory, but 130 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 3: I feel as well earned. Oh well, don't stay at 131 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 3: a frat house again. Girl, You're too old, so embarrassing. 132 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 1: That was Battle of the Tender dates text in seven, eight, five, 133 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: nine two if you want to hear on the next edition. 134 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: We got a phones have coming up right after this.