Speaker 1: Hi, guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by
Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spinoff show, Popping Off,
Speaker 1: where we are digging deep on this season of vander
Speaker 1: Pump Rules.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, welcome to Popping Off with Emily Simpson, and
Speaker 2: Teddy is not in today, so my co host will be.
Speaker 3: Your favorite person of all time.
Speaker 2: I knew that she would introduce herself that way. I
Speaker 2: was just waiting. That's why I just pause. You are
Speaker 2: my favorite person of all time. Thank you for filling in.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. And by the way, thank you for
Speaker 2: doing it last minute. I think we were like texting
Speaker 2: you yesterday like please fill in.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what best friends are for.
Speaker 2: Boo, now you will be right. I do all right, happy, Well,
Speaker 2: thank you. Okay, let's start with the headlines. First of all,
Speaker 2: it's the twenty twenty four VPR reunion looks. They are
Speaker 2: here and at Queens of Bravo posted the looks. So Gina,
Speaker 2: since you're such a fashion icon, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: What do you think I I mean? First, let's go
Speaker 2: with Arianna and Katie. Arianna definitely likes the skin showing
Speaker 2: look like she's got like the whole mesh thing going on.
Speaker 4: But totally I'm just pulling it up because there was
Speaker 4: an updated one. Okay, my Actually my favorite was Katie.
Speaker 2: I know me too. I like the silver.
Speaker 3: She looked really beautiful.
Speaker 4: And elegant, and I really like and appreciate her like
Speaker 4: Edgier style, but this was a way that I have
Speaker 4: not seen her look. Yeah, I was very surprised by it.
Speaker 4: Pleasantly surprised by it. I thought, she's like beautiful. Let's
Speaker 4: be honest. The women in vander Pumkast, they were all stunning. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: they really can't, you know. But but I do think
Speaker 4: that I was the most surprised by Katie.
Speaker 3: And I do feel like Lala's stunningly beautiful woman.
Speaker 4: But I feel like I would have expected a little
Speaker 4: bit more of a bang.
Speaker 2: From La La, but she's like more sex appeal, more showing.
Speaker 4: It just was a little it was very like late
Speaker 4: and feminine for her, So that was very interesting.
Speaker 2: I do like Sheena's gold. She looks like a golden
Speaker 2: Globe award.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the Statue of Liberty a bit very real.
Speaker 4: All right, Great, the man look great.
Speaker 3: I mean they look like I like that James looks
Speaker 3: like he's ready for Easter love.
Speaker 2: He looks like he does he does look like a peep. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a pastel peep peep. Yeah, all right. Vander Pump
Speaker 2: Villa Cass says there show isn't vander Pump Rules. A
Speaker 2: Business Insider article states, Lisa vander Pump tells Business Insider,
Speaker 2: when we created vander Pump Rules, it was about an
Speaker 2: existing group of friends. This isn't that and vander Pump Villa.
Speaker 2: No one except for Hannah and Mark knew each other
Speaker 2: before being thrown together to create travel memories for extremely
Speaker 2: wealthy travelers. Viewers are comparing Hannah and Marciano to Jax
Speaker 2: and Stacy in the early seasons of vander Pump Rules. However,
Speaker 2: Hannah and Marciano believe their relationship is completely different. Marciano,
Speaker 2: for his part, says he's totally embracing the comparison, calling
Speaker 2: Saucy and Jacks two of the most iconic characters in
Speaker 2: VPR history. Number one guy in the group. I'll take that,
Speaker 2: Marciano jokes, referencing Jack's often quoted line from season four,
Speaker 2: and she's Queen Bee absolutely so. Anyway, we'll get into
Speaker 2: that more because we're going to recap the villa in
Speaker 2: a little bit, so we'll get more into the Marciana
Speaker 2: and Hannah of it all. But I don't know, what
Speaker 2: do you think about saying the two most iconic characters
Speaker 2: in VPR history? What do you think?
Speaker 4: I mean, I jack that I do think that Jackson
Speaker 4: Saucy definitely hold weight.
Speaker 3: I mean even today, they haven't.
Speaker 4: Been on the showing years and yet you say that
Speaker 4: name and they're directly linked to vander Pump associated with it,
Speaker 4: and now with the you know, the revamping with the Valley,
Speaker 4: I mean, they are making you know, waves and headlines
Speaker 4: even now today, years and years later. So like, I
Speaker 4: certainly think that they paid their dues and they're iconic.
Speaker 4: I don't know if Marciano and Hannah I think we're
Speaker 4: going there yet.
Speaker 2: I agree, I don't know if they've I don't know
Speaker 2: if they've earned that title yet. I mean, you've been
Speaker 2: on the show for two minutes, right, like, maybe take
Speaker 2: take a little seat just for a minute.
Speaker 4: Emily didn't even remember your name yet. I was like,
Speaker 4: but I also do feel that it's more uh that
Speaker 4: will be claimed more by Marciano. He's definitely, you know,
Speaker 4: the he wants that. He's clearly not going to be
Speaker 4: mad about that comparison. But I want to know what
Speaker 4: we're raiding them on, too, Like what is iconic because.
Speaker 3: What I saw it so far exactly, don't know if
Speaker 3: that's an iconic.
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. I do. I have to say that.
Speaker 2: I don't care what Jax does. I find him entertaining
Speaker 2: in all for sure, absolutely all right. Ariana Maddox is
Speaker 2: the new host of Love Island USA after Sarah Hyland's exit.
Speaker 2: It was in a People article Ariana Maddox is making
Speaker 2: her way to the villa. Peacock announced on Friday that
Speaker 2: the Vanner Pump Rules star thirty eight I like how
Speaker 2: they put ages in there thirty eight is officially taking
Speaker 2: over as a host of Love Island USA season six
Speaker 2: following Sarah Hyland's departure. Maddox also confirmed the news in
Speaker 2: a video on her Instagram, captioning the clip see you
Speaker 2: in the Villa for an all news season of Love
Speaker 2: Island USA hosted by me. All Right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't watch Love Island. Do you watch those things?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: But I love Sarah Hyland. I was curious if her
Speaker 4: exit was on good terms, Like did was she ready
Speaker 4: to go and they had to replease her?
Speaker 3: Or did Arianna come in and take that job?
Speaker 2: Like is there some shit? She came in and she
Speaker 2: took it. She was like taken everything, every endorsement out there,
Speaker 2: every hosting job is now mine. And then I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you, Palm Standaval ruined my life, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to take every job possible.
Speaker 3: I think he he.
Speaker 4: Made her life exceptional. I mean, in all honesty, look
Speaker 4: at this girl.
Speaker 3: Go my god. I mean, it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't happen everybody, because I got fucked over years ago
Speaker 4: and I had three small children and nobody's giving me
Speaker 4: a hosting job.
Speaker 3: So what the hell you guys?
Speaker 2: Gina is still bitter about this. I hear about this
Speaker 2: all bitter. And also they said, uh so, I guess
Speaker 2: Sarah had a conflicting job. That's why she's not.
Speaker 3: Busy. Problem.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, she's got too many offers out there. So
Speaker 2: Arianna swooped in and now she will be the host.
Speaker 2: VPRs James Kennedy apologizes for the sloppy Joe merch. The
Speaker 2: US Weekly articles stated after fans called the merch crull
Speaker 2: a big miss and Me. Kennedy posted an Instagram story
Speaker 2: featuring girlfriend Ali Luber, who apologized for his actions. Kennedy
Speaker 2: also apologized, Okay, I didn't see this Instagram post, but
Speaker 2: was Ali? Did you see it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: This when I actually had no idea. I had no
Speaker 3: idea on this one.
Speaker 2: So was Ali just speaking on his behalf and he's
Speaker 2: in the background. I'm not sure how that worked.
Speaker 3: But I don't know. I don't even under I don't
Speaker 3: even know what he did.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen that. I have not seen anything hit
Speaker 4: yet with that. But what I can say is like
Speaker 4: I do find James Kennedy. I appreciate his comedy, like
Speaker 4: I do think he's funny, and I think, like I
Speaker 4: would just say, not knowing the context of this, sometimes
Speaker 4: you go for the joke because you can't help it,
Speaker 4: and you want to go for the joke and you're
Speaker 4: not going to hit the mark every time.
Speaker 3: So I like it.
Speaker 2: You know, let me give you, let me give you
Speaker 2: a little background, because yeah, because he says sorry about
Speaker 2: my sloppy James, I did not approve this message or
Speaker 2: the T shirt Ali began in the clip, So I
Speaker 2: guess Ali's apologizing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying she didn't approve of it.
Speaker 2: She didn't approve the T shirt. I already boosted the
Speaker 2: post show, so I can't delete it. I like that
Speaker 2: he blames it on Instagram. I'm sorry, guy, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to delete it, but I'm sorry. And I
Speaker 2: love Joe. Nothing against her. The DJ added, I just
Speaker 2: thought it was a funny joke. I'll split the dough
Speaker 2: with Joe. That's what the T shirt should say, I'll
Speaker 2: split the dough. So Joe is kind of like I
Speaker 2: don't know Schwartz's love interests. I don't know if we
Speaker 2: want to go that far and say that, but they so,
Speaker 2: her name's Joe, and they were doing a sandwich tasting
Speaker 2: and Kennedy made a reference to like, Schwortz likes the
Speaker 2: sloppy Joe, so it was taking a dig. But I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, Joe's a little quirky, so she's got an
Speaker 2: interesting personality. But I get it. It's taking a shot
Speaker 2: at someone, and kind of, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's just taking a shot at someone. I don't know.
Speaker 2: If someone made a T shirt that had my name
Speaker 2: on it and they could sell it, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: that's amazing as long as you check this point right.
Speaker 2: So we'll see if he actually splits the dough with Joe.
Speaker 2: That's definitely a follow up. We'll see.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Vander Pump Rules star La La Camp by three point
Speaker 2: one Los Angeles home. It was in a TMZ article.
Speaker 2: La La Camp has taken the plunge and became the
Speaker 2: latest vander Pump Rules star to plunk down roots in
Speaker 2: the San Fernando Valley. TMZ has learned she splashed out
Speaker 2: over three million on a stunning new home. According to
Speaker 2: real estate records obtained by TMZ, La La sealed the
Speaker 2: deal on the pad last month, So now she's living
Speaker 2: it up in a gated estate with five bedrooms, three
Speaker 2: and a half maths, and over five thousand square feet
Speaker 2: of living space. Okay, my first thought when I read
Speaker 2: this is that you and I are.
Speaker 3: On the wrong fucking show, I know, or like, is
Speaker 3: she support? What is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know? I was like, how do we do
Speaker 2: a crossover? Can we do like vander Pump Rules the
Speaker 2: Senior Years or something.
Speaker 4: Seriously senior years on the scene age as then.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, I forget all the time that they
Speaker 2: are actually close in age, Like I know Tom Sandval's
Speaker 2: forty one and I'm only forty eight. I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're actually in the same age group. I keep thinking
Speaker 2: of them as like young kids that work at a bar,
Speaker 2: but we're literally the same age.
Speaker 4: He's older than me, and he's probably making more money
Speaker 4: than me at all.
Speaker 2: Probably yes, he's gonna buy yeah, because he Well, I
Speaker 2: assume I assume that La La was also able to
Speaker 2: buy a house, because I know her merch is done
Speaker 2: really well, Like I her send it to Darryl. Darryl,
Speaker 2: her send it to Darryl.
Speaker 3: So I'm happy for Lala.
Speaker 2: I think it is for you.
Speaker 4: Lala.
Speaker 2: You get your big fucking house man, you get your house.
Speaker 3: Fucking get that square footage girl.
Speaker 2: All right, so here we go. Let's get into the
Speaker 2: recap of Vanner Popper Rules Season eleven, episode ten. All Right,
Speaker 2: we start out with Brock. I actually like Brock.
Speaker 3: Love Brock.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 3: Bro He's the only one who is making sense.
Speaker 2: He yes, and that's he's not even it's even a
Speaker 2: full time cast member. It's even getting paid.
Speaker 3: No, because he's a stay at home dad.
Speaker 2: Right, the stay at home mom he's not in the intro.
Speaker 2: He's probably not making any money, and.
Speaker 4: Bruns are appreciated, underpaid, he's underrated Brock.
Speaker 2: Okay, there he does say he gets paid. Who knows.
Speaker 2: I just know he's not buying a three point one
Speaker 2: million dollar home anywhere. So literally, but Brock's doing a lot.
Speaker 2: So Brock doesn't know what Plato is. Shorts and Joe
Speaker 2: are juicing a pineapple, and Katie, La La and Ali
Speaker 2: are doing an outdoor workout. I do appreciate Katie's non
Speaker 2: commitment to working out. It reminds me of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was literally like that's me and you're La La. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, But I love that he doesn't know what Plato
Speaker 2: is and she's like, don't you a Plato in New Zealand?
Speaker 2: And he's like, we have mud and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that reminds me of like how I grew up, Like
Speaker 2: I didn't have toys. We played with mud and dirt
Speaker 2: and like I don't know sticks, So.
Speaker 3: We had Plato, but I used to eat it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you did. That explains a lot. At this point,
Speaker 2: Ann shows up to Ariana in Sandoval's house, ready to
Speaker 2: interview for the position to be Ariana's assistant. Okay, let
Speaker 2: me ask you your opinion on this. I know that
Speaker 2: when we were filming a show, a lot of times
Speaker 2: production is involved and they send you places. But Anne
Speaker 2: working for Tom Standibal but then showing up in the
Speaker 2: kitchen at Tom Sandival's home, knowing that Tom is there
Speaker 2: to interview for a position to be Arian's assistant, is
Speaker 2: like the messiest thing I've seen in a while.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'll tell you what Ann is going to
Speaker 4: end up being collateral damage to that breakup for sure?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're foresee in this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I just think it's like it's messy.
Speaker 4: And we know this when people break up and they
Speaker 4: have to vy up all their stuff that you can't
Speaker 4: cross over and that's not even something that they share
Speaker 4: that they have.
Speaker 3: To redefine and split up.
Speaker 4: So why and why makes something more messy and complicated
Speaker 4: than your current situation already? Is?
Speaker 3: It just makes no sense today, right?
Speaker 2: And why are you interviewing her in the kitchen? Why? Like,
Speaker 2: if you're going to interview her and you're going to
Speaker 2: poach his assistant, at least go to Starbucks, like you're
Speaker 2: doing it in the kitchen while he's there and he's
Speaker 2: literally listening to the interview.
Speaker 4: And if she is there, then also maybe side note,
Speaker 4: have her clear out that litter box real quick, because
Speaker 4: it doesn't seem like anyone's fucking doing it.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: Anne has the task of picking up Sandival's dirty underwear,
Speaker 2: but a perk of her job is going to get
Speaker 2: the car washed and being able to stop to get
Speaker 2: French fries at a drive through. I mean, if that
Speaker 2: is the perk of your job, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you know what.
Speaker 4: At the same time, I mean, they're trying to make
Speaker 4: it like she is his like that comes with the
Speaker 4: terrige rate, like when you hire somebody at home, Like
Speaker 4: I just feel.
Speaker 3: Like they're one a catch all and part.
Speaker 4: Of that could be as long as you define those
Speaker 4: duties at the beginning. I don't think there's anything wrong
Speaker 4: that if part of it is laundry or cleaning up
Speaker 4: after you know him or whatever. I mean, you have
Speaker 4: to define what those duties are and then that's what
Speaker 4: part of your job is. If you don't want to
Speaker 4: do that, then you can say that up front.
Speaker 2: But I feel like she could draw the line at
Speaker 2: the dirty underwear. I mean, she can do it. She
Speaker 2: could be like, look, pick up your own damn underwear.
Speaker 2: I have to pick up all your other crap.
Speaker 3: But to look out, it just sounds like they're really sloppy.
Speaker 2: Right, they're both orders and they're sloppy and they leave
Speaker 2: shit everywhere, and then Anne has to come in and
Speaker 2: clean it. That's her job description. And she's highlight, right,
Speaker 2: That's why the highlight of her day is just getting
Speaker 2: her car washed.
Speaker 4: She's fired and not hired by Arianna do. I thought
Speaker 4: that was the best part. I was like, this girl
Speaker 4: now lives. He's in purgatory. Yeah, I had no jobs,
Speaker 4: so many prospects.
Speaker 2: Right, Shorts shows up to Shena and Bron's house. He
Speaker 2: gives them a plant and gives Summer Moon a giant
Speaker 2: hat that says do not disturb. Schwortz feels like his
Speaker 2: biological clock is ticking. He knows he'd be a good
Speaker 2: dad and that's what he wants. I don't know that
Speaker 2: was a cute scene. I mean, I love that hot
Speaker 2: with that do not disturb, And I do think we
Speaker 2: call him Schwartz. We again know that his name is Schwartz,
Speaker 2: but we just changed it to shorts. It's just easier
Speaker 2: to say. But I do think he would be a
Speaker 2: good dad.
Speaker 3: I like Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 4: I do too.
Speaker 2: I find him to be very endearing. His hair is
Speaker 2: always a mess, He's always kind of sloppy looking. He
Speaker 2: looks like he just kind of rolled out of bed
Speaker 2: and found some clothes on the floor and put them on.
Speaker 2: They don't really match, they're all regold, but he and
Speaker 2: he's always like trying to bring people together, but then
Speaker 2: he backs out of it because he's like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to be involved. I don't know. I find him
Speaker 2: endearing though.
Speaker 4: I think that he is obviously not perfect. He has
Speaker 4: been perfect, you know, with his marriage and everything with Katie.
Speaker 4: But I find him to also treat Katie with respect
Speaker 4: even when she's not, maybe choosing things that are the
Speaker 4: most respectful. And I'm not this isn't. I like Katie too,
Speaker 4: but I just like that. I just like that he
Speaker 4: respects her even now after they're married. I think they
Speaker 4: actually have the best the fact that they can coexist
Speaker 4: and fuck each other's friends, yes and it's still.
Speaker 2: And then compliment each other on their outfits or make
Speaker 2: fun of their outfits or whatever.
Speaker 4: When he went in on her outfit. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: this might be where it ends.
Speaker 3: This might be where it ends. But they got through it.
Speaker 2: They got through it, they did. Arianna visits Katie and
Speaker 2: tells her about the interview with Anne. After the interview ended,
Speaker 2: standival came down hard on Ann, and Arianna found her
Speaker 2: crying in the kitchen. Katie feels like a lot of
Speaker 2: people's privacy has been invaded recently, especially her night with
Speaker 2: Max being exposed and Sheena exposed it or Brock was
Speaker 2: the one who actually exposed it. I just want to know.
Speaker 2: There's no footage of Anne crying or Tom talking to Anne,
Speaker 2: so I feel like we don't know exactly what went down.
Speaker 2: Even if he confronted her and he wasn't a jerk
Speaker 2: about it, She's probably crying because she's like in this
Speaker 2: weird position where she just had an interview in the
Speaker 2: kitchen for another job with his ex. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: it's sloppy when you're mentioning that it happens.
Speaker 4: Really messy, and to your point, like, what did she
Speaker 4: think was going to happen? You had the girl come
Speaker 4: to your home to interviewer when your ex is upstair,
Speaker 4: like the whole situation is so bad, like this, poor car.
Speaker 4: I mean, I need help so and I get along
Speaker 4: great with my ex.
Speaker 3: So if Anne wants to come on.
Speaker 4: Down to Orange County, you know, I will you with
Speaker 4: open arms.
Speaker 2: We will ask her because because right now I don't
Speaker 2: even know what her employment status is. It seems like
Speaker 2: it's uh, it's vague and up in the air right now.
Speaker 2: So it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but that does messy.
Speaker 2: And if you're listening, Gina needs help, I do yes,
Speaker 2: and I won't make you cry.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh Anne has a podcast now, so good for her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's I wonder if she's giving up all the all
Speaker 2: the things that didn't she sign an NDA or her
Speaker 2: podcast is something about like I signed an NDA.
Speaker 4: But well that's good because honestly, that's the messiest part
Speaker 4: about it, right, It's like she knows so much about Tom.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I know why Arianna would want to hire her, especially
Speaker 4: going through like a legal split and whatnot, because it's
Speaker 4: like a direct line to information.
Speaker 3: It's a very smart play.
Speaker 4: But I understand also why Tom wouldn't want that, Like
Speaker 4: you're trying to separate that's just pulling you more together.
Speaker 4: I mean, Ariana just has a lot of anger there.
Speaker 2: Clearly, right, I mean there's some hypocrisy there, which we
Speaker 2: will get to later in this recount. Right, So, back
Speaker 2: at Shena and Brock's house, we find out Brock's been
Speaker 2: in the doghouse for the news about Max and Katie.
Speaker 2: We get a flashback to a year ago when Katie
Speaker 2: outwardly wished for Shina's world to burn. I was like,
Speaker 2: damn girl, that was a lot. Yeah, so I guess. So,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw the episode before. Sena
Speaker 2: has an app. I didn't even know about this. This
Speaker 2: is how old I am that I didn't even know
Speaker 2: you could have an app where you can keep track
Speaker 2: of like where all the where people are. Do they
Speaker 2: share their location? I guess that's all it works. Do
Speaker 2: you have that?
Speaker 4: I know, like Tot Tot tracks me and there's like yeah,
Speaker 4: but when I went on it most recently, they were
Speaker 4: like people tracking me from like my past that like
Speaker 4: should not have been trapped.
Speaker 2: It's on my phone. So if I went on my
Speaker 2: phone right now, I could find it and I could
Speaker 2: see if I'm sharing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, that's how you do it and you share
Speaker 4: your location and then you can either share it just
Speaker 4: for that time or you can share it like indefinitely.
Speaker 2: Okay, I need to look into this.
Speaker 4: It is good like a sheine's out, you know, and
Speaker 4: you don't know, like it's just good to know timing
Speaker 4: of when people are coming, or like you should definitely
Speaker 4: be tracking me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should know where you are at all times. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: it's at home eating snacks. It's right here, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: where you are. But so what do you think about
Speaker 2: Katie having sex with Max, who apparently is Schwartz's best friend.
Speaker 4: I just think that when you want to stand on
Speaker 4: a soapbox, you can't get off of it, you know,
Speaker 4: and it's really a hard thing to do. I understand
Speaker 4: that to have like that higher moral ground, like it's
Speaker 4: it's not the easiest thing. And people think assume like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're just better than River.
Speaker 3: It's hard to stand.
Speaker 4: Up on that soapbox for that long and it's hard
Speaker 4: to stand up on that, you know, whatever platform you
Speaker 4: got to do it though, or yeah she did, she
Speaker 4: did exactly what Schwartz was saying is like Katie were
Speaker 4: the same and it was very satisfying for him, and.
Speaker 3: It's the truth. It's like, look, if you're going to
Speaker 3: make the rules, you got to.
Speaker 2: Play by exactly. So my question is, though, was it
Speaker 2: just a one night standing. Have they not spoken since
Speaker 2: or do they talk to Have they had sex since then?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll find out. Jaie doesn't think she
Speaker 2: should feel bad for sleeping with Max. It's not like
Speaker 2: they had an agreement and Shorts has done her dirty
Speaker 2: time and time again. That's what we talked about. So
Speaker 2: James and Ally are hosting the water tasting party at
Speaker 2: their house. I don't know, you're sober, so what do
Speaker 2: you think about a water tasting party? It sounded like
Speaker 2: I was like, does water taste different?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not I'm sober, but I'm not healthy.
Speaker 4: I don't drink water that.
Speaker 2: I were doing a.
Speaker 3: Red Bull right exactly? I am What did I think
Speaker 3: it was?
Speaker 4: James Kennedy's like a more of a Coca Cola red
Speaker 4: Bull kind of eye.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 4: But I have heard about this because I know. Also,
Speaker 4: Zac Efron did a whole docu series that I watched
Speaker 4: and he had like a water like whatever they are,
Speaker 4: I guess like a Somalia and do the whole thing.
Speaker 4: So like they're apparently like the Travis got some crazy
Speaker 4: ass water filtration system in my house. You could really
Speaker 4: drink out of the bathtubs, and so I like to
Speaker 4: tell people that, but I'm I definitely, I'm not even
Speaker 4: drinking any of this water, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It sounded like to me water all
Speaker 2: tastes the same, so I don't know. But anyway, so
Speaker 2: Martin the water connoisseur, starts off the tasting by saying
Speaker 2: the water he's brought could be dinosaur piss. I guess
Speaker 2: that was saying that's how old it is. I didn't
Speaker 2: really get that.
Speaker 3: How does that make that appealing?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He needs to work on the marketing.
Speaker 2: The first class of water tastes like and shl loved it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh, it sounds like amazing water, Like,
Speaker 2: sign me up for that. It's horri flying right. Next
Speaker 2: is a thousand dollars bottle of water and it's the
Speaker 2: only bottle of its kind in the United States, and
Speaker 2: they open it and drink it. So I don't know
Speaker 2: what makes it a thousand dollars bottle of water. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I just picture like in Vegas, like if
Speaker 2: you get a table at a club but you're sober,
Speaker 2: they like bring that out with the girls with the fire,
Speaker 2: you know, and they're like, here's your thousand dollars bottle
Speaker 2: of water.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean, I guess it's like in a
Speaker 4: way though it's equivalent to a thousand dollars bottle of
Speaker 4: wine or something, but you don't you're not sort of
Speaker 4: with a hangover the next morning, so it is like
Speaker 4: a gift. But I'm not paying a thousand dollars for
Speaker 4: anything that I can get out of the sink exactly.
Speaker 2: That's exacting the girls are talking about the a situation.
Speaker 2: Laala brings up the obvious issue and is the mediator.
Speaker 2: No lawyer is going to do what they've been forcing
Speaker 2: and to do, which I agree. I love Lala because
Speaker 2: La Lala reminds me of me sometimes, where she just
Speaker 2: she might not be in the middle of everything all
Speaker 2: the time, but she'll just say something and it's like
Speaker 2: she's the voice of reason, like that's the obvious issue,
Speaker 2: her reality.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I also think that you like her because
Speaker 4: I think that although Lawa is not a lawyer, Lala has.
Speaker 3: Been through all some legal shits in her life, and
Speaker 3: I think that when you.
Speaker 4: Do, like I've gone through like a lot of legal
Speaker 4: stuff too, you do start to like have more of
Speaker 4: a legal brain. So she definitely is thinking that way
Speaker 4: of like what is the path of least resistance for
Speaker 4: all of you? What is going to make your life
Speaker 4: easier versus harder? And like what's the best decision here?
Speaker 4: And I feel like that's how you think too, so
Speaker 4: that like you would have.
Speaker 2: Said that, yeah, because to me, that's the obvious issue
Speaker 2: if you're using Anne as a mediator so that you
Speaker 2: could go up and down the stairs like they right,
Speaker 2: Like Arianna won't come into the kitchen if Tom's in
Speaker 2: the kitchen, So what are you gonna do? You're gonna
Speaker 2: call your lawyer every time that you want to go
Speaker 2: to the kitchen.
Speaker 4: Even Yeah, I just think first of all, I just
Speaker 4: think Anne has to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 4: It's just sinking, fucking shit, and get the fuck out.
Speaker 2: While you carried, Katie and Shorts start talking about Max
Speaker 2: Rachel and the issues that ultimately sim for their from
Speaker 2: their messed up marriage. Shortz thinks Katie's a fuck up
Speaker 2: after her hookup with Max. He tries to come to
Speaker 2: a truce with Katie, saying they should get dinner, which
Speaker 2: she immediately turns down. I don't know. I love that
Speaker 2: he just like extended an olive branch and he was like,
Speaker 2: why don't we just go have dinner together. I think
Speaker 2: they should. I don't know, maybe they could forge a friendship.
Speaker 3: I think that Katie and Schwartz are gonna end up
Speaker 3: back together.
Speaker 2: Oh that's your prediction. I do.
Speaker 4: I really do, because I the way they interact and
Speaker 4: the way that they really are both. Even though they
Speaker 4: are like kind of fucking each other over in certain
Speaker 4: instances or like not making the right decisions they do,
Speaker 4: they are kind to each other. Like I could just
Speaker 4: feel like there's something there. And I feel like if
Speaker 4: they met now in their life, yeah, they would hit
Speaker 4: it off, and I feel like their relationship would look
Speaker 4: very different. It's like they got it out of their
Speaker 4: system while that bull shit from the past, and now
Speaker 4: they're ready to meet their person.
Speaker 3: But I kind of feel like they are each other's person.
Speaker 2: I kind of agree with that. I like their interactions
Speaker 2: and you know, I know Schwartz said earlier he wanted
Speaker 2: to have a baby, so you know, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe Katie will have baby fever soon too, and then
Speaker 2: it just works out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean she's got to because she's got it.
Speaker 3: These ladies got to get on it.
Speaker 2: I know, I pictured them in their twenties and then
Speaker 2: I realized they're not no Like I.
Speaker 4: Just had my first mammogram and I'm a teenage as them.
Speaker 3: So you right, babies, they got to get on it.
Speaker 2: Arian is now telling the boys about what happened with
Speaker 2: Ann right in front of Sandoval. She refers to him
Speaker 2: as the attempted dog murderer, and this causes a massive fight.
Speaker 2: Sandoval leaves the party. La La has the exact same
Speaker 2: opinion as we did last week. It is Sandoval's fault
Speaker 2: for going into Arigana's room, but it is disgusting that
Speaker 2: she left take out there in the first place. You know,
Speaker 2: that whole scene really bothered me. I thought she was
Speaker 2: completely out of line. I thought she was completely out
Speaker 2: of control. I don't know what was your thought. I mean,
Speaker 2: he didn't even raise his voice. He just like walks by,
Speaker 2: trying to get like a piece of pizza without anybody
Speaker 2: noticing him. His kids really trying to like stay under
Speaker 2: the radar and not cause any problems. And he's like
Speaker 2: tiptoeing around her.
Speaker 4: He is, he's trying his best. He understands that he's
Speaker 4: the asshole in this entire situation. It makes everybody uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: It's really hard for them just to exist in one
Speaker 4: room period. Clearly, Areata is wrong and she's taking it
Speaker 4: way too far. And the easiest way to not have
Speaker 4: your dog poisoned by food is to throw out your food, right,
Speaker 4: basic level shit. And I think that like my dog
Speaker 4: got everybody like somebody said it, they were like, this
Speaker 4: happens to every dog all neople. Was a counter surfer
Speaker 4: and he got on Luca's birthday an entire Ribi.
Speaker 3: Steak and then a chocolate cake.
Speaker 4: And I didn't even I was like, we're going to
Speaker 4: wait till the morning because I have three kids and
Speaker 4: they're expensive, so we're not running to the vet, like
Speaker 4: we're just going to.
Speaker 3: Ride this out.
Speaker 4: But I do think that I obviously also understand why
Speaker 4: Arianna is so irrational, because she still has so much
Speaker 4: anger from what happened to her that she is not
Speaker 4: processed out. It is not healthy for her to be
Speaker 4: around that man at all. It is certainly not healthy
Speaker 4: for them to be sharing a home together, and it's
Speaker 4: not in her best interest because that's not a good
Speaker 4: look for her.
Speaker 3: That's not her being rational or being over it.
Speaker 2: No, and I you know, we talked about this earlier.
Speaker 2: The pinnacle in a relationship when you've broken up is
Speaker 2: where you're indifferent, and she is nowhere near indifferent. She
Speaker 2: has so much rage for him that it comes out
Speaker 2: with him just walking by, like trying to eat a
Speaker 2: pizza cheese pizza, and she she loses it.
Speaker 3: It's bad. It is so bad, very entertaining. I was
Speaker 3: like sweating, I.
Speaker 2: Know, I was like going up.
Speaker 4: The most offensive part of that entire scene for me
Speaker 4: was the fact that everybody kept asking for the ranch
Speaker 4: for their pizza, because it's like, like so bad.
Speaker 3: As a New Yorker, I'm like for the ranch.
Speaker 2: I know. I like how they even like did they
Speaker 2: like go out run out the door to try to
Speaker 2: find the pizza guy to like get the.
Speaker 3: Ranch, and it was like, please just let it go.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think that was New York style pizza.
Speaker 2: That was probably like Dominoes or something anyway, So I
Speaker 2: think it deserves ranch.
Speaker 3: Oh needs it.
Speaker 2: Sandoval, Shorts, and Kyle are at dinner. Sandoval wants to
Speaker 2: go to a singles night with Shorts. Sandoval claims Katie's
Speaker 2: a hypocrite and likes to slut shame women. We get
Speaker 2: a flashback of all the times Katie has called other
Speaker 2: girls whores. I love a good flashback or and that
Speaker 2: was a good one. There was a lot of there
Speaker 2: was a lot of slut shaving in there.
Speaker 3: There was you're a horror, You're a horr You're a horror.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh so that was I like that, And I
Speaker 2: mean he's right she, I mean that was pretty hypocritical.
Speaker 2: What do you think about Santamal and Shorts being single
Speaker 2: at the same time though, and going for a singles night?
Speaker 2: I mean, is that in trouble?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean it's probably nothing good there. I don't know,
Speaker 4: but maybe not. I just well, I think the problem.
Speaker 4: I think they should stay single until they're really ready
Speaker 4: to make a commitment. So like go ahid go be playboys,
Speaker 4: like go do whatever you want. I never understood why
Speaker 4: guys like that that clearly need to get all of
Speaker 4: this out of their system also find themselves in monogamous
Speaker 4: relationships like just be a.
Speaker 2: Playboy, right, like Tom Samuel is probably not the kind
Speaker 2: of guy that should have ever been in a tamer
Speaker 2: relationship with the same person like that him.
Speaker 4: No, and if you're not like advancing that or getting
Speaker 4: married or like, it's clear that the writing was on
Speaker 4: the wall like the whole time, and he went into
Speaker 4: that relationship already on weird sheety terms because he was
Speaker 4: dating that Christian girl.
Speaker 2: Right, and then he cheated with all good No.
Speaker 4: Right, that's I never understood stood why that doesn't get
Speaker 4: brought up more like it's very odd to me.
Speaker 2: I know you would think that that would be a
Speaker 2: main contributing factor and why the relationship probably didn't work out.
Speaker 4: But well, like like why I just don't get why
Speaker 4: so surprised And I don't get why so angry when
Speaker 4: it's done to you when you did it to someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're on notice of the kind of guy
Speaker 2: he is, Like he cheated on someone else to be
Speaker 2: with you, so he showed.
Speaker 3: You right at the beginning exactly.
Speaker 2: James, Alli, Lisa, and James Mom are out for dinner.
Speaker 2: James and Allie tell Lisa all the tea regarding hippie
Speaker 2: Arianna and Sandoval and Katie and Max, and her confessional
Speaker 2: Lisa admits she's heard Max is blessed. I guess blessed
Speaker 2: is just keyword for Max as a big pp Yes,
Speaker 2: So I don't know. I guess that's why women like
Speaker 2: to sleep with them.
Speaker 4: I just feel like that's not There's a lot of
Speaker 4: men in LA who are probably blessed, so I'm not
Speaker 4: I don't believe that that's truly the reason why she
Speaker 4: chose this one man who happens to be best friends
Speaker 4: with her ex husband, right, because she don't get best
Speaker 4: friends like get better friends though, like you're now said
Speaker 4: to sleep with Travis, I'm.
Speaker 3: Never going to sleep with sen like that should be.
Speaker 4: You should stop calling that referring to that person as
Speaker 4: your best friend when they just slept with your.
Speaker 3: Ex wess wife, right.
Speaker 2: You know, though, if you did sleep with Shane though
Speaker 2: I've thought about this, if you can make that happen,
Speaker 2: I could get every endorsement there. I would be on
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars, I would be hosting Love is Blind.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. If you ever you know, and
Speaker 2: then I get to be rich all No, thank you,
Speaker 2: You're going to be exiled.
Speaker 3: Try so hard for you but I just don't think
Speaker 3: that happened in me.
Speaker 2: I get it. I think also I think when you're
Speaker 2: our age, actually I'm eight years older than you, but
Speaker 2: when you get to be my age, blessed it does
Speaker 2: not mean a big penis. It means like a big
Speaker 2: bank account like for one k, like you know, some
Speaker 2: stocks and dividends, maybe a home that's paid for. Like
Speaker 2: for me, that's blessed ship.
Speaker 4: But I'll take like blessed is like go get in
Speaker 4: the gas in the car, take my trash hands out,
Speaker 4: clean it up, you do, wandery fucking hashtag blessed.
Speaker 3: Amen, all that's.
Speaker 2: My blessed right.
Speaker 4: Just or like just like like go down on me
Speaker 4: like you're just saying I did like hashtag blessed, Like
Speaker 4: who cares about that?
Speaker 3: What what are you going to do for me?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: To know?
Speaker 2: Right, Like we have to move away from the men
Speaker 2: being the ones who get the compliments about having a
Speaker 2: big peepy, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like I don't care. What can you do with
Speaker 3: your mouth?
Speaker 2: And then we'll talk and then take the fucking trash
Speaker 2: out A blessed. Blessed Arianna invites her interior designer over
Speaker 2: to figure out what Arianna has paid for in the
Speaker 2: house and what Sandoval paid for. She doesn't want Sandival
Speaker 2: to get any of her things. I this interior designer
Speaker 2: was not a big fan of Sandoval. You could tell
Speaker 2: she was taking digs at him.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, oh, well, nobody's allowed to nobody
Speaker 4: is allowed to be against Arianna. That's what it feels
Speaker 4: like to me, And that's the struggle within the entire
Speaker 4: group is clearly the whole world has.
Speaker 3: Weighed in and Arianna has won the world. So now
Speaker 3: I do not go against that.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. I think that's one of the
Speaker 2: biggest problems. Not that the season is not entertaining, but
Speaker 2: you can see everyone who is friends with Arianna and
Speaker 2: who would like to repair things with Tom and just
Speaker 2: move forward. They're all struggling saying what they really want
Speaker 2: want to say because of the social media backlash. And
Speaker 2: that's what happens when you are on a show. You
Speaker 2: can tell that they're afraid to say what they really want,
Speaker 2: or afraid to move forward with him or just let
Speaker 2: bygones be bygones, or move forward because of how you
Speaker 2: said it. The global world out there, how they have
Speaker 2: positioned her and him. Yeah, and so I think it's
Speaker 2: I think it's a hindrance because nobody wants to like
Speaker 2: actually go against her or say that she's wrong, or
Speaker 2: say that she's out of line.
Speaker 4: Right, and the whole thing is just walking on as
Speaker 4: shells or like putting them all in a situation where
Speaker 4: now they're like crappy friends because they're inviting him to
Speaker 4: things when we all.
Speaker 3: Know he's going to be at that event, whether they
Speaker 3: want him there or not.
Speaker 4: So it just expects everybody in a really awkward, uncomfortable,
Speaker 4: very entertaining situation exactly.
Speaker 2: The group is having a beach day redemption. Apparently Anne
Speaker 2: is no longer working for Sanduvil. She's working for Katie
Speaker 2: and Arianna at the sandwich shop, even though their sandwich
Speaker 2: shop hasn't opened and Bill has not opened. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's still not open. I think that
Speaker 2: there was a little bit of press about them being
Speaker 2: a ghost kitchen on so much height, so much height,
Speaker 2: the little open right, James draws a physical line in
Speaker 2: the sand to separate ari on his side and Sandoval's side.
Speaker 2: Sandoval denies firing Anne, but he got a new assistant already.
Speaker 2: Sandoval claims he has an HR department for his employees,
Speaker 2: and Ariana tells everyone she can't spend any more time
Speaker 2: with Sandoval, but everyone's continuing to invite him to things,
Speaker 2: so she has no choice. This was a lot, This
Speaker 2: was a she again. She became super irate, and I
Speaker 2: don't know, what do you think? I don't even know
Speaker 2: really where Anne is now? Is she not working for
Speaker 2: Sandoval because he said that he told her like, you
Speaker 2: can have like a few days off, but he already
Speaker 2: hired a new assistant. I don't know. And there's not
Speaker 2: really a sandwich shop, so clearly Anne is just I
Speaker 2: don't know. I guess she's visiting the unemployment line soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's that way.
Speaker 4: I think he probably is moving on, but he doesn't
Speaker 4: want to like formally let her go because he doesn't
Speaker 4: want to give them the then the you know, the
Speaker 4: opening to go in and take her. But I just think, like,
Speaker 4: there's plenty of other people out there.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're in La just go on cure dot com,
Speaker 3: like get get together ladies.
Speaker 4: Like I just don't know why that and that is
Speaker 4: what happened is essentially this poor girl now just doesn't
Speaker 4: have a job.
Speaker 2: Right Well, here's the thing, and here's where I think
Speaker 2: there's some hypocrisy. Arianna constantly says that she wants nothing
Speaker 2: to do with Tom, she doesn't want to be around Tom,
Speaker 2: she doesn't want other people to be around Tom. But
Speaker 2: then she will poach his assistant and cert herself into
Speaker 2: that relationship. So you can't you can't have it both ways.
Speaker 2: You can't say you want nothing to do with him
Speaker 2: and you don't want to be around him, but then
Speaker 2: also try and poach his assistant, which causes problem between
Speaker 2: him and the assistant, and now you don't really have
Speaker 2: a job to offer her. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm just you know, it's emotionally driven, and I think
Speaker 4: it's a combination of emotion combined with you know, she's
Speaker 4: in this place where she can do no wrong, and
Speaker 4: so she's operating from that standpoint. She's hurt and she
Speaker 4: knows she gets more slack right now. And I think
Speaker 4: that that, you know, sometimes working in your favor, sometimes
Speaker 4: it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Honestly, the whole thing.
Speaker 4: With the furniture I found to be really petty, like
Speaker 4: you're making so much money, you're doing so well.
Speaker 3: Like if I was her, I would.
Speaker 4: Just walk out of the home, find a new place
Speaker 4: to live, blow that shit up, Like why do.
Speaker 3: You want to hold on to all those memories? And
Speaker 3: just let it be.
Speaker 4: I would want half of that house obviously financially, and
Speaker 4: I would want my freedom, you know. And I just
Speaker 4: think the fact that she's getting caught up with these
Speaker 4: things is because she's still hurting, you know. I think
Speaker 4: that that is you know, that's.
Speaker 3: What that looks like.
Speaker 4: And it's a little it's a little hypocritical, it's a
Speaker 4: little messy, and it's a little irrational.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So, on the March twelfth episode of Watch What Happens
Speaker 2: Live with Andy Cohen, Arianna shared that at that time
Speaker 2: she had not hired Anne. However, she did tease there
Speaker 2: will be some developments. So again, we have no idea
Speaker 2: where Anne is.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Anne's gonna land fine. She said her name
Speaker 3: like more.
Speaker 4: Times than we've said anybody's name this entire podcast. So
Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now, Anne's gonna have to make
Speaker 4: him more money than me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the next time we do headlines, it will be
Speaker 2: Anne has bought a three point one million dollar house in.
Speaker 3: La exactly that Gina did not sell her.
Speaker 2: No, all right, now, We're going to go into vander
Speaker 2: pump Villa Season one, Episode one recap and hear us
Speaker 2: start with the best moments. We're introduced to Chateau Rosa
Speaker 2: bel and the vision that Lisa has for this estate.
Speaker 2: The show intro starts and we meet the cast Emily
Speaker 2: and Grace, Andre and Tlly, Eric, Stephen, Gabriella, Anthony, Caroline,
Speaker 2: Hannah and Marciano, Priscilla and of course Lisa Vanner Pump.
Speaker 2: All I kept thinking to myself was, Damn, that's a
Speaker 2: lot of people to keep track of.
Speaker 3: I'm just a lot of people.
Speaker 4: It was a lot, Yeah, it was Yes, babally introduce
Speaker 4: all of them though, so it was only like a
Speaker 4: little bit at a time, and I love it. I
Speaker 4: just absolutely cannot get enough of it. I know you
Speaker 4: said this, but I agree. It is like below deck.
Speaker 2: It is like below deck. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Shane and I watched it last night and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's like below deck, but it's above ground. It's above deck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a lot less And you know what,
Speaker 4: I always get nervous on below deck because there actually
Speaker 4: it is really a boat, and really there's a lot
Speaker 4: of safety issues involved, right, and there's that type of
Speaker 4: production with the book.
Speaker 3: I was like, this feels much.
Speaker 2: Safer, right, We're not going to crash into anything on this. Yes,
Speaker 2: So Lisa hosts the first orientation with the staff. They're
Speaker 2: being crept on the first guests who are staying with them,
Speaker 2: and then they get to explore the property. We find
Speaker 2: out Marciano and Hannah are exes. He cheated on her
Speaker 2: and she found out, but they're still hooking up. All
Speaker 2: I have to say is, Hannah, girl, come on like Hannah, Hannah, Yeah, beautiful,
Speaker 2: have some have some dignity. Marciano, I mean he's a lot.
Speaker 2: You can tell he's a player. He's always talking about
Speaker 2: other girls, and I mean he was having all kinds
Speaker 2: of inappropriate conversations.
Speaker 4: So his name alone, Come on, right, You're not going
Speaker 4: to date Marciano and not have trouble.
Speaker 2: You're just not right.
Speaker 3: Eat like Larry Larry Anna.
Speaker 2: Luke Colorado.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, I get it.
Speaker 2: Anyone named Marciano needs a warning label. Yes, yeah, the
Speaker 2: day one hundred feet away from this dude, that guy. Yes,
Speaker 2: Lisa cooks dinner for her staff and Marciano already had
Speaker 2: the bad attitude. They play a game at tell the
Speaker 2: truth or drink, and again Marciano is being extremely messy.
Speaker 2: Hannah and Marciano have a moment in his room. They
Speaker 2: kiss and he tells her that he loves her. I
Speaker 2: didn't understand Marcio's Marciano's attitude when Lisa was like, I
Speaker 2: made you chicken and then whatever it was, and he
Speaker 2: made a face or something like he was he was like.
Speaker 4: Because she said that he couldn't they couldn't drink or
Speaker 4: something to a party too hard because.
Speaker 2: They right because they had to work the next day.
Speaker 2: And he was like, eh, you know, yeah, so that chicken.
Speaker 2: Hell know, Lisa Vanner Pump didn't cook that chicken and
Speaker 2: she had a full staff inside that chateau cooking that chicken, this.
Speaker 3: Chicken all day of this shot.
Speaker 2: At first she had glam done and then she put
Speaker 2: her clothes on, and then she walked into the kitchen
Speaker 2: and as she walked by the kitchen, they handed her
Speaker 2: the flyer, right, and then she presented it.
Speaker 3: That's what happened, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: And again the game when they said they were going
Speaker 2: to play a game, and she was talking about how
Speaker 2: she's like an event coordinator and we're going to play
Speaker 2: a game. And I was like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 2: is going to be a great game because this girl
Speaker 2: is an event coordinator. And then she's like tell the
Speaker 2: truth or drink. I was like, what the hell? Like
Speaker 2: anybody could have come up with that. I was expecting
Speaker 2: something like more, I don't know, more more deed, something different,
Speaker 2: something more interesting, truth or dare right? I feel like
Speaker 2: that's so played out.
Speaker 4: It's like, take a time at any event event play
Speaker 4: a game like right truth or dam.
Speaker 3: You just fling it out there. Yeah. I actually though,
Speaker 3: I love Gabriella's energy.
Speaker 4: That's the one, and I think that that is the
Speaker 4: party planner right right right. I don't know what it
Speaker 4: is about her. I love her energy. I think she
Speaker 4: has such a good, smiley, bubbly like she seems very
Speaker 4: ambitious to me. I actually feel like even though that
Speaker 4: game like was fell flat, for sure, I was expecting more.
Speaker 3: I like her vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I didn't. I don't know. I haven't really
Speaker 2: connected with any of them yet, And I feel like
Speaker 2: that's what happens when you start a new show and
Speaker 2: you have all new characters and you're trying, you know,
Speaker 2: you're learning names at this point. Yeah, I just know
Speaker 2: Marciano is going to be trouble. You can tell that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I feel bad for Hannah because she clearly,
Speaker 4: like is in love with him. She clearly can I mean,
Speaker 4: she looks like a wompe Barbie doll. She can get
Speaker 4: any guys she wants, So why go backwards?
Speaker 2: You know, it's always the bad guys. When you're young,
Speaker 2: you're just always interested in the bad guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you get older and you just marry
Speaker 2: like a Shane and then life ceazy.
Speaker 3: It's great, mimas Travis, It's great.
Speaker 2: Hashtag blessed. As the entire staff waits out front for
Speaker 2: their first guests to arrive, Marciano drops four glasses of
Speaker 2: champagne all over the floor. First of all, I was
Speaker 2: thinking if I was a guest and I was driving
Speaker 2: up to this chateau, I don't know if I would
Speaker 2: want like twelve people out there waiting on me. I
Speaker 2: don't know for sure. It seemed like a lot, like
Speaker 2: a lineup, like am I identifying witnesses like? I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just seemed like a lot to deal with.
Speaker 3: Very intimidating, for sure.
Speaker 2: And Marciano drops the glasses. Is it because he's drunk
Speaker 2: because he's doing shots behind the bar, or is it
Speaker 2: because of the wind. He blames it on the wind,
Speaker 2: but I don't know.
Speaker 3: But he wasn't the only one holding a trade though.
Speaker 4: Nobody else is blew over in that gust, right, So
Speaker 4: it's a very target.
Speaker 2: That's right. It was. It was, so I'm gonna blame
Speaker 2: it on the shots she took behind the bar. Lisa's
Speaker 2: unable to be at the chateau twenty four to seven
Speaker 2: because she has to run her other businesses. I didn't
Speaker 2: understand this though, because does she have other businesses in
Speaker 2: France or is she flying back to the United States
Speaker 2: and Vegas.
Speaker 3: I just think she's not staying there for that shit show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's. She's like, I'm just gonna put cameras everywhere,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to be somewhere. She's trusting her staff
Speaker 2: alone with the guests. Okay, there's your first mistake right there,
Speaker 2: that you hire all these people who are clearly messy,
Speaker 2: and then you're gonna just let them have run of
Speaker 2: a French chateau and you're just gonna get on your
Speaker 2: private jet and fly away and hope everything works out. Okay,
Speaker 2: sounds like a great it's great entertainment, right because she's
Speaker 2: clearly not going to be there.
Speaker 4: The thing that I don't understand you is do they
Speaker 4: like I was trying to figure out if this was
Speaker 4: like an elimination sort of.
Speaker 3: I thought at first, I really thought it was going
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 4: I thought they were the staff, and then I thought
Speaker 4: they were gonna it was gonna be like The Bachelor,
Speaker 4: and then I thought they were going to have to
Speaker 4: vote people off.
Speaker 2: Well, it kind of when you see the when you
Speaker 2: see the previews, it looks like they have the opportunity
Speaker 2: to take other people's jobs.
Speaker 3: Oh so that, yes, that's juicy. I like that.
Speaker 4: And that girl is coming, that girl Emily's Emi.
Speaker 2: There's always that name just th those people off. It
Speaker 2: makes you say, come in very little house on the prairie,
Speaker 2: like Emily. It's a very old fashioned name, but it's
Speaker 2: really very deceiving because yeah, because.
Speaker 3: She's comment that.
Speaker 4: And there's one from so the guy Eric, right, is
Speaker 4: that the manager.
Speaker 3: I think he's from Ohio.
Speaker 2: I know I saw that, and then I looked at
Speaker 2: Shane because we were watching it, because when he was
Speaker 2: talking about him, he's like, I'm from Ohio and I
Speaker 2: like bugs, and I have grasshoppers, and I like spiders.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, where in this conversation is this man
Speaker 2: anywhere like ready to be a manager of a chateau
Speaker 2: in France Because basically all he said is that he's
Speaker 2: like a country boy that likes bugs. Like, I don't
Speaker 2: know where on your resume that means that you can
Speaker 2: manage a chateau and a staff.
Speaker 4: Right, Like where sorry, like where did the transition into hospitality?
Speaker 3: Right? Like where do we make that transition?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Where do we go from like the crickets and shit
Speaker 4: to I'm the manager of a busy restaurant?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And like in his interview, like did Lisa interview him?
Speaker 2: And She's like, tell me what experience you have that
Speaker 2: you could be a manager of a chateau. He's like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm from Ohio and I like bugs and spiders. And
Speaker 2: she's like, great, you're hired. No, he was like, I'm
Speaker 2: recently divorced. She was like you're in right, And I'm
Speaker 2: really good looking. Yes, I'm perfect, yeah, perfect.
Speaker 3: He is hot. The chef is hot too, oh.
Speaker 2: The French chef with the accent, with the French accent?
Speaker 2: Is he friend?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I think he's British.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I just remember he had an accent.
Speaker 3: It's great. It's all great.
Speaker 2: So the guests have their welcome dinner, a red hot
Speaker 2: romance dinner that Chef Anthony has prepared for them. Is
Speaker 2: at the hot chef Chef Anthony Marciano is taking shots
Speaker 2: with the guests, and Steven, the events coordinator, is watching
Speaker 2: all of the servers and thinks they're being unprofessional. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Steven, I might have to agree with you.
Speaker 2: It was a bit of a messy time over there
Speaker 2: at the table, yes.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, Steven was literally fired form
Speaker 4: a vander Puff facility being unprofessional.
Speaker 2: I know. I was like, did he just forget that?
Speaker 2: He just said that he was fired from He said
Speaker 2: he was being snarky or something, right, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so now you're the one that gets to
Speaker 4: rid professionalism.
Speaker 2: Right absolutely. I don't know what do you think about
Speaker 2: Marciano taking shots with the guests. I feel like at
Speaker 2: some point maybe there should be some interaction, because your
Speaker 2: job is to entertain guests and to make them feel
Speaker 2: comfortable and to make them feel welcome and for them
Speaker 2: to have a good time. But I don't know about
Speaker 2: standing at the table taking shots with the guests. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've worked in those industries before and
Speaker 4: it's kind of like, you know, the guest is always right,
Speaker 4: and I think that you do what you have to do,
Speaker 4: but you can't let it prevent you from doing your
Speaker 4: job effectively, and so like sometimes you take it, but
Speaker 4: you fake it and then you jump it. I mean
Speaker 4: he was clearly just looking to get lit.
Speaker 2: Up, right, because they did. They did ask him. I
Speaker 2: think they asked him right to take shots with him,
Speaker 2: like they asked him.
Speaker 3: And he was encouraging it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: He was the one who was like, if anybody doesn't
Speaker 4: finish their shot, so I'm here. So he set the
Speaker 4: tone for that, and I think that's the problem. Like
Speaker 4: if you if they are just a crowd that's like.
Speaker 3: We want to drink with our waiter.
Speaker 4: You kind of have no choice, right if you're the
Speaker 4: one saying, guys, look, if you want me to come
Speaker 4: join you, I'm here for that. That's very different, right.
Speaker 2: And if you don't want to take your shot, I'll
Speaker 2: just do it for.
Speaker 4: You, right, if none of you want these seventeen shots,
Speaker 4: I'm here for you.
Speaker 2: The drinks are taking way too long, and the servers
Speaker 2: are freaking out. Marciano and Ntlly get into a full
Speaker 2: fledged screaming fight. Okay, I didn't honestly understand. First of all,
Speaker 2: there's two bartenders, there's one bar, and there's not a
Speaker 2: lot of guests. They only showed the one couple, but
Speaker 2: it looks like the couple brought some friends with them.
Speaker 2: So the fact that you can't get a drink out
Speaker 2: to like six people at a table in a timely
Speaker 2: manner when there's two bartenders and one bar, that made
Speaker 2: no sense to me, Like what's going on? Like one
Speaker 2: bartender's on a break, but Tully's supposed to be behind
Speaker 2: the bar, but she's not behind the bar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean for sure even if she's even if
Speaker 4: they were doing breaks or whatever.
Speaker 3: And then she made that comment.
Speaker 4: Like I wasn't given any of like the prep stuff
Speaker 4: that I needed.
Speaker 3: It's like, well then you should be like do.
Speaker 4: I have everything before you go on break? Like they
Speaker 4: clearly didn't set up their bar, They didn't work together
Speaker 4: to like know where everything was, and it slowed down
Speaker 4: the machine so I understand why the servers would be
Speaker 4: pissed about that, But then I felt like they were
Speaker 4: just he's because he was lit up now from taking
Speaker 4: seventy one shot. He's so impressive. He's going in there
Speaker 4: so hot, right, And I'm not surprised that it ended
Speaker 4: like that. What I was surprised about was I didn't
Speaker 4: think that Hannah that was very I thought she should
Speaker 4: have had had either had Delly's back or been trying
Speaker 4: to calm down Marciano, rather than be like, yeah, that bitch,
Speaker 4: you didn't do her job.
Speaker 2: Who she was like, she was like light or fluid
Speaker 2: on the fire. She was not helping at all. I
Speaker 2: love the shot that you can see everyone out a dinner,
Speaker 2: at this dinner with like roses and candles, and then
Speaker 2: they could look through the window at the chateau and
Speaker 2: they're just going at it, and yeah, there's just screaming.
Speaker 2: Telly's pushing Marciano. She's she's like completely just ready to
Speaker 2: punch him in the faces. Hannah's getting involved in it.
Speaker 2: Everybody's screaming. Very professional, very.
Speaker 3: Professional all around.
Speaker 4: Right, she did her way of getting tell you hot fast.
Speaker 3: It was like you no, not taking it that's it.
Speaker 3: You hit that button. Shouldn't hit the button.
Speaker 2: No, they hit the button, And I know what that's like.
Speaker 2: That's when everybody needs to just everybody needs to leave
Speaker 2: or else. I'm gonna like, I get like that. It's good.
Speaker 4: She was really angry and I get it because she
Speaker 4: was disrespected, you know.
Speaker 2: So Hannah joins in supporting Marciano. Kelly pushes Marciano, screaming
Speaker 2: in his face, calling Hannah a bitch. And this is
Speaker 2: all happening by a window where the guests can see
Speaker 2: and hear them. I don't know, if you're at this
Speaker 2: fancy resort and they're all fighting like that, would you
Speaker 2: be bothered by it? Or you would you just be
Speaker 2: thoroughly entertained.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean at that's chateau, I think you are
Speaker 4: waiting for shit to light on fire, right, It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's a fire, you know.
Speaker 3: I think it's a little different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, if that's also like your romantic weekend
Speaker 4: where you're planning a secret proposed proposal for your fiance.
Speaker 3: It's not really it doesn't really set the stage for that.
Speaker 2: It doesn't really scream romance and see your proposal.
Speaker 3: No longevity and commitment of marriage. No, I mean it's
Speaker 3: a little offbeat.
Speaker 2: So the guests were actually asking each other if they
Speaker 2: should ask the staff what the fight is about. So
Speaker 2: I feel like they were like into it, like they
Speaker 2: wanted to be a part of it. They're like, hey, guys, like,
Speaker 2: let us know so we can help out, Like we
Speaker 2: need to figure out what team we are on. Are
Speaker 2: we team Marcelle?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Are we team Telly? We need more information, me more information?
Speaker 3: Can you guys bring us a little teeth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can you bring us the drink that I asked
Speaker 2: for thirty minutes ago and the tea that before it done?
Speaker 4: I would have been like, guys, excuse me, sat martini
Speaker 4: almost done?
Speaker 3: Like right, done with all this bullshit? Right?
Speaker 2: Can someone just bring me my drink? Then you can
Speaker 2: go back at it like I'm at it. Just bring
Speaker 2: me my espresso martini please.
Speaker 3: And some popcorn?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Right? All right? So coming up this season, Eric's going
Speaker 2: to get on some people's nerves. Emily is going to
Speaker 2: try and steal Tully's job as bartender, and Steven tries
Speaker 2: to steal Eric's job as manager. A lot of the
Speaker 2: staff will be looking looking up, not looking up. A
Speaker 2: lot of the staff will be hooking up this season,
Speaker 2: and most of them will be getting in trouble with Lisa.
Speaker 2: Multiple people are crying, others may get fired. So to me,
Speaker 2: it looks like it's going to be a heck of
Speaker 2: a show with a lot of drama. So I can't
Speaker 2: wait for the next episode. I'm I don't know. You
Speaker 2: watch it and you don't know the people when they
Speaker 2: first introduce it, and then forty five minutes later you're
Speaker 2: like team Kelly and you're like, Marciona is a dick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very invested. I invested quick for sure.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, so we're very invested in the show. So anyway,
Speaker 2: thank you all for listening to Popping Off and we
Speaker 2: will see you next time.