WEBVTT - Cursive is Gay Handwriting (feat. Greta Titelman)

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<v Speaker 1>So there's an adderall shortage right now. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you're aware.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I can't get my medicine, and that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>Needs her pills.

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<v Speaker 1>Mommy needs her pills. And that's why the topics are

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<v Speaker 1>topicking right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She's sheen a.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, no ma, not may yo yo?

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<v Speaker 4>What is your child?

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<v Speaker 5>I am a chuk.

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<v Speaker 3>You what's going down? Before round?

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<v Speaker 2>This coffee is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're trying to okay, maybe we won't name the

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<v Speaker 1>coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's textbook book cafe in a green. I can

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<v Speaker 2>also see your oat milk separating and these they're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing oatly.

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<v Speaker 6>They're probably doing oat planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oat planet separates and so planet oah, yes, and so

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<v Speaker 1>does silk and so and Shabani actually is very cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Chabani is really bannid. The girls know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying before maybe I would switch to getting

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<v Speaker 2>lattes here, but now I'm thinking about that separating milk,

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<v Speaker 2>but a whole coup of it with a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of espresso. Gotta go at least I put it on

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<v Speaker 2>the company card and I about paying for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, while we're on the note of coffee, I just

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, I love a coffee shop with

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<v Speaker 1>the rewards program.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, but not just a rewards program. I want a punch.

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<v Speaker 2>Card, but then you have to carry a punch card.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised you're not siding with me on this because

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<v Speaker 1>you're a traditionalist. You are, I am, but I hate

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<v Speaker 1>carrying my wallet around with me. And actually I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the movies recently at Regal Essex and waited in

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<v Speaker 1>line for like ten minutes to at the concession stand

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<v Speaker 1>and they handed me my popcorn and my drink. And

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<v Speaker 1>when I went to pay, I was like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to tap. They were like, we we only to

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<v Speaker 1>physical cards and I hadn't brought my wallet with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Because where where can you not tap? In twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Three famously does not take Apple pay Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is a Regal Oh so yeah, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's so. I was pissed. And I had to see

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<v Speaker 2>him the movie without popcorn or a drink.

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<v Speaker 6>There was no one like behind you in line. That

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<v Speaker 6>was like, don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I did stand there for a moment kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like making eyes at the person behind the counter, sort

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<v Speaker 2>of waiting for him to be like, worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about it. It's fine. He was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well sorry, I like we were in a stalemate and

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<v Speaker 2>usually I win those.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was gonna say I actually wouldn't have. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like engaging with a customer. I would never in

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<v Speaker 1>a million year spe customer, let me take your popcorn away, Diva. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>where's that popcorn gonna go back into the bin? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna get thrown out. He should have just given

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<v Speaker 1>it to me. Give me, give me my popcorn and

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<v Speaker 1>my mountain dew. Because Regal is a pepsi cinema and

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to drink pepsi, so I got him

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<v Speaker 1>mountain dew. Thank god, I had brought some candy with me,

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<v Speaker 1>so it worked out. But anyway, welcome to Like a Virgin,

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<v Speaker 1>the show where we give yesterday's pop culture today's takes

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<v Speaker 1>Imra's Domina.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm fran Torado and we are not just coffee snobs.

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<v Speaker 6>We also go to the Theata.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have to know, speaking of non amc theaters, Rose,

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<v Speaker 1>you went to a Regal, I'm going to the Alamo

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<v Speaker 1>on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay, I'm furious because the amount of times I've

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<v Speaker 2>tried to get you to go to the Alamo and

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<v Speaker 2>every time you've said no, Well, someone else is paying

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<v Speaker 2>for it. Okay, that I'm going to go see Bottoms,

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<v Speaker 2>which I think you've already seen. I have seen Bottoms.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it on Saturday, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, can you give me like the non spoiler kind

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<v Speaker 1>of review.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I mean for anyone who doesn't know. Bottoms

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<v Speaker 2>is this new comedy starring Rachel Senate and Iowa Debris.

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<v Speaker 2>It's directed by Emma Seligman, who also co wrote it

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<v Speaker 2>with Rachel, and it's about these two horny loser lesbians

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<v Speaker 2>in high school who decide that the way that they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get girls is to start an all girls

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<v Speaker 2>fight club, which is a genius premise for a film.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so good, it was so funny. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>perfectly absurd in the way that a really good teen

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<v Speaker 2>comedy should be. Like it's very jawbreaker, very Heather's a

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<v Speaker 2>little mean girls, but meaner than mean girls, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>so so gay.

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<v Speaker 6>Is there an element of revenge in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'm sold, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Revenge and it is. It's a total fantasy, but it

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<v Speaker 2>takes place kind of in you know, you know, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't really know where their school is, but it seems

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<v Speaker 2>to be in a town where no one is sort

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<v Speaker 2>of like preoccupied by wokeness. But then at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>like these girls aren't facing like homophobic bullying, they're just losers.

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<v Speaker 2>But also like there's more misogyny than there is homophobia,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's sort of of like amped up to a

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<v Speaker 2>cartoonish level. Yeah, absurd and the men. The one thing

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciated was that even though the men like are

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<v Speaker 2>very misogynistic, there's never any threat of sexual violence, just

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<v Speaker 2>like love actual violence, actual violce, which I definitely prefer.

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<v Speaker 1>I love actual violence as opposed to like other kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of violence. I know that sounds crazy, but because it's

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<v Speaker 1>at this absurdist or cartoonish level, it's like, Okay, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not taking ourselves too seriously.

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<v Speaker 6>Where if they were to kind of pivot and it

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<v Speaker 6>were to be.

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<v Speaker 1>A sexual violence kind of thing, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>they're trying to say something about the world, and it's like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't want to think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>They were all my like my animaniacs like cartoons.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, Yes, everyone in the movie is so funny. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really like Io kind of is the star's she.

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<v Speaker 6>Is in three other movies or two other movies. She's

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<v Speaker 6>gonna be Jesus star.

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<v Speaker 2>Rachel's amazing. All of the girls in their little club

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<v Speaker 2>are really great. Kaya Gerber super funny. The Prince from

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<v Speaker 2>Red White and Royal Blue is like the main antagonist,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's so funny. He's doing this sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>toxic masculinity, but it's this very like femme toxic masculinity

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<v Speaker 2>that it's like toxic masculinity that's sort of like so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like he's he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Childlike an effeminate, like man baby villain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's giving like almost guest on a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and he's straight, right, he's straight. Yeah, but he

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<v Speaker 1>acts gay.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he just acts.

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<v Speaker 6>He's got those lips.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like a baby. He's a big baby.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Okay, I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That honestly sounds way more interesting than whatever he did

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<v Speaker 1>in Red White and World Blue.

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<v Speaker 6>If you want to hear our, paywild discussion on patreon

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<v Speaker 6>dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Slash like a Virgin, there's a couple of really good

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<v Speaker 2>needle drops. Charlie XX did the music for it. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just so much fun. I had such a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it on Saturday night at the Alamo in

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<v Speaker 2>a packed house and everyone was roaring with laughter cool

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<v Speaker 2>including me. Bottoms is only playing in ten theaters in

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<v Speaker 2>the US right now, so I know it's hard for

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<v Speaker 2>people to see. But I told my sisters, who are

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<v Speaker 2>twenty and they're both queer, that they had to see it,

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<v Speaker 2>and they had already been planning to. And I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>so happy that their generation has a teen movie like

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<v Speaker 2>this that is so fucking gay.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow. And you didn't even like BookSmart?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, it kind of feels like almost Booksmarty, but just

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of its audience demographic, not necessarily the film.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I liked BookSmart. No, I like, oh you did, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think BookSmart made as much of an impact

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<v Speaker 2>on the culture as like people at the time kind

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<v Speaker 2>of thought it was going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true, Like there was everyone was like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>an Olivia Wilde Sonce and oh my god, there's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be so many more like songs. Again, yes, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was like her first movie that she directed,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was an actress up until that point. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I don't know, I'm making fun of other people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like saying it was a zo on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think it's it. People expected it to become

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<v Speaker 2>an iconic teen movie, and I know that we're not

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<v Speaker 2>that far out of it. But I just don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it has embedded in the culture the way that I

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<v Speaker 2>do think Bottoms will.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, I hope so too, because, like with the strike,

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<v Speaker 1>like they haven't really been given a lot of films

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<v Speaker 1>have been given these kind of like SAG like exceptions

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<v Speaker 1>that they can promote the film. But most of those

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<v Speaker 1>are documentaries, and apparently there are two A twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>films as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And also very small indie films. I have a friend

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<v Speaker 2>who's in one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I also have friends that are doing two different well

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<v Speaker 1>if actually, honestly, I'll plug them now, but that's.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my friend is Oh okay, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And also Cocomo City are movies that are like extremely

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<v Speaker 1>worth finding screenings for if you can, because they've been

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<v Speaker 1>given the SAG exception.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was kind of crazy to see Bottoms knowing

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<v Speaker 2>that in a normal meatia landscape, this is the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of movie where every person who is in it would

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<v Speaker 2>jump up one fame level because of how good the

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<v Speaker 2>movie is and how big it would be. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think it will still happen for some of the people

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<v Speaker 2>in that, Like they're all definitely gonna get more jobs

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<v Speaker 2>from this, Like definitely the leads, Definitely the director. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like she'll have her next project after this. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like will be a bigger movie. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like none of them can promote it, and it's I

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<v Speaker 2>think if if they could, this movie would be everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>right now in a way that it's not going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's still doing really well despite that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Io and Rachel are already like they've

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<v Speaker 1>already been kind of like the girls to Book in

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<v Speaker 1>the last year in some way, And so I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of agree with you. Yeah, Like I'm I want I

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<v Speaker 1>wish they could promote it. I want more for them.

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<v Speaker 1>But once it goes to streaming, I'm sure it'll have

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<v Speaker 1>like an other huge moment.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to get it to streaming quick because people

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<v Speaker 2>just can't see it like right now.

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<v Speaker 6>So do you know what I watched last night?

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<v Speaker 2>What I watched The Flash?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, friends, I told you I was gonna see it.

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<v Speaker 6>Look flipped We flipped it on we.

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<v Speaker 1>Were like, oh, this is available on Max, Now why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we watch it? Asra Miller's in it? Non binary

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<v Speaker 1>something something. This was supposed to reset the DC cinematic universe.

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<v Speaker 2>None of those words are in the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't need to talk about it in

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<v Speaker 1>depth because you haven't seen it, Slash, you're never going

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<v Speaker 1>to see it, never, never see I thought at one

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<v Speaker 1>point you were maybe thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about it when I was bored and

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<v Speaker 2>it was in theaters. But now that I would have

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<v Speaker 2>to commit to sitting and watching it on TV, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, so the thing for me is like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to talk less about the actual movie and

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<v Speaker 1>more just about what's surrounding it because you know more about.

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<v Speaker 2>That too, and like, but was the movie good?

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<v Speaker 1>So top line, I would say the first two thirds

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<v Speaker 1>of the movie are actually genuinely lovely. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>there are some effects that are very bad. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes like when I was watching the movie, like they

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<v Speaker 1>realized that it was going to bomb and they decided

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<v Speaker 1>to like not finish the visual effects.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting, there's a really huge like action sequence at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning where the visual like it's this do you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to just tell you what happens. There's basically there's

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<v Speaker 1>a building on fire and it's like a hospital, and

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<v Speaker 1>like the building kind of collapses and tons of babies

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<v Speaker 1>fall out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the Oh, I've seen the thing with the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, with the microwaves. Yes, and he saves all of

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<v Speaker 1>these babies. And yes, it is a he hymn the Flash,

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<v Speaker 1>like Barry is a he hymn M. And he's also

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<v Speaker 1>let you know, oh yeah, okay, yeah, just some things

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<v Speaker 1>that I noticed. Yeah, Ezra Miller is not LATINX. They

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<v Speaker 1>are Dutch and French and Irish or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But Barry is Argentinian, which is cool. And the whole

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<v Speaker 1>plot revolves around his mother. You And if you already

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<v Speaker 1>saw the baby shower clip, that was like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the moments where I was like, this is like genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of fun but like the effects are so

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<v Speaker 1>distracting and I can't actually like see this scene. But

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<v Speaker 1>Ezra himself was actually amazing, and I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>are genuinely funny, engaging, like you're hitting every single joke.

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<v Speaker 1>The characterization of Barry as a Flash, to me is

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<v Speaker 1>trying to fulfill what Spider Man does for Marvel, where

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<v Speaker 1>it's this entry point of a teen they're like in

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<v Speaker 1>every everyday kind of kid, kind of a loser, like

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<v Speaker 1>has a fast metabolism, like always eating, And there was

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<v Speaker 1>something genuinely exciting about that addition to DC in a

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<v Speaker 1>world where it's just like Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, these

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<v Speaker 1>like huge heavy hitters and no kind of like on

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<v Speaker 1>the street yeah level hero apprentice apprentice level heroes kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>And there hasn't been like a flash movie has technically

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<v Speaker 1>been in the work since the eighties, and this reboot,

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<v Speaker 1>like I think was only picked up again in like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fourteen, so it's been like eons of like blabored

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<v Speaker 1>development over this film that had many directors and then

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<v Speaker 1>on top of that Azra Miller drama, which we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to summarize for you, but like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just curious. I have like more to say about

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<v Speaker 1>the film. For the most part, it's like the last

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<v Speaker 1>third was really bad, and the multiverse of it all

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<v Speaker 1>is like really derivative of like everything we just saw

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<v Speaker 1>in Spider Man No Way Home. So like for me,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just kind of a flop, even if Ezra

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<v Speaker 1>Miller was genuinely lovely.

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<v Speaker 6>Michael Keaton was very fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the cameo so if you don't know that,

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<v Speaker 1>it's already been talked about all over press. So Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Keaton came back to reprit his role as Batman, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a very very genius idea if they didn't already

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<v Speaker 1>do it in Spider By No Way Home like a

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<v Speaker 1>year ago.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's like just derivative.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's so so un it was so uninspired

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<v Speaker 1>to me that I had a hard time enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 6>But he was loved. He was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And the characterization of old Batman that Michael Keaton and

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<v Speaker 1>stated alongside Ben Affleck as Batman, who was also in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie, because there are multiple Batman's and multiple flashes

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<v Speaker 1>of course, as well as a cgi back from the

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<v Speaker 1>dead Adam West Batman, Nick Cage as Batman, like all

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<v Speaker 1>of these old movie Batman's coming back.

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<v Speaker 6>Very weird. George Clooney, George Clooney came back.

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<v Speaker 2>He had nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I wish.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah no.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just so it was like girls like this

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<v Speaker 1>is so monkey Sea Monkey do like do you not

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<v Speaker 1>have any can you come up.

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<v Speaker 2>With something else, with something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I forgot to say, Michael Keaton was or pre

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you'd be interested. This was repreasing a version of

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<v Speaker 1>Old Batman, like they call him Old Batman, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>this version in the comics of Batman that comes to

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<v Speaker 1>help Flash solve a kind of time travel dilemma. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that was like in the lore. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was really cool. But overall, the movie was

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<v Speaker 1>totally fine. I think it's recommended. I would actually recommend

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<v Speaker 1>you stream it because I think it's genuinely fun. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also think I came away from the movie unsurprised

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<v Speaker 1>by the lack of quality and the derivative nature of it,

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<v Speaker 1>but completely surprised by what was a very strong performance

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<v Speaker 1>by Ezra Miller and a wonderful contribution to the DC

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<v Speaker 1>cinematic universe. The Flash, to me is ten times more

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<v Speaker 1>interesting than Superman or Wonder Woman. And I am really

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<v Speaker 1>bummed that Ezra sucks so much that.

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<v Speaker 6>The movie kind of tanked.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the movie tank for a lot of reasons,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think Ezra's controversies were the primary reason that

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<v Speaker 1>the movie tanked, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a mix of that and just superhero

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<v Speaker 2>fatigue in general.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, I mean the movie is not like amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not gonna cry home about it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do I think that Ezra Miller's performance was worthy of valuation.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think that the Flash as a character is great.

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<v Speaker 6>It was is a cool character. So yeah, I'm kind

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<v Speaker 6>of bummed that it didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>For Warner Poor Warner poor, but it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>diabolically I know, poor WarnerMedia.

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<v Speaker 6>WarnerMedia.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they had their big it was one of

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<v Speaker 1>their biggest flops of all time.

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<v Speaker 6>They lost two hundred million.

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<v Speaker 1>Love to see that, Yeah, I do love to see that. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you Ezra Miller.

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<v Speaker 2>If that's if those are all of your thoughts on

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<v Speaker 2>the Flash.

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<v Speaker 6>Those are all my thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Ezra Miller is queering the entertainment industry by way of

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<v Speaker 1>making the movie flop.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that we want to talk about Ronie, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to make a brief pit stop and

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<v Speaker 2>share then I am a gamer now.

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<v Speaker 1>Information that I know. But I'm a shock that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to share with a version I am a gamer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well let's not say that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, after this week, no girl, I

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<v Speaker 2>am I am gaming you'll lose.

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<v Speaker 1>For like Mark my words, rosewall is interested for hours

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<v Speaker 1>a day.

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<v Speaker 2>I so, I, you know, am in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>a little little depressive episode, and I thought that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>distracting myself with video games might be a good way

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<v Speaker 2>to deal with that. In my therapist agreed, so I

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<v Speaker 2>bought a Nintendo Switch. I originally tried playing Stardo Valley

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<v Speaker 2>because I thought maybe something sort of like cozy low

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<v Speaker 2>Stakes would be the way to go. I got bored

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<v Speaker 2>within I mean three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll play Stardu Valley for you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I also bought When I bought my switch,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought the Witcher three The Wild Hunt because I

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<v Speaker 2>love the Witcher show and I figured, like a sort

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<v Speaker 2>of RPG like Swords and Sorcery, more quest driven game

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<v Speaker 2>would like very narrative driven, would be good for me.

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<v Speaker 2>And honey Out was right because the first night I

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<v Speaker 2>played it, I played it for five hours. I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>to eat dinner. And then I woke up the next

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<v Speaker 2>morning and the first thing I did was like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to kill that griffin. And I pulled my

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<v Speaker 2>switch and I was and I just went down. This

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<v Speaker 2>makes me so happy, and like the other. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>the great thing about it is that while I'm playing,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think about anything. All I'm thinking about is

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<v Speaker 2>what I have to do. I'm like, fuck, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to find that goat so that that guy will conjure

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<v Speaker 2>up a spirit, so that I can find those two

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<v Speaker 2>missing women, so that I can get the information from

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<v Speaker 2>the baron, so that I can find my adoptive daughter

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<v Speaker 2>and slay all these monsters.

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<v Speaker 6>How far are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not that far, okay, but I watch, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm only playing it. I did get I did

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<v Speaker 2>get the OLED switch so I can play on my TV.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've only been playing on the console, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>been trying to limit myself to just a couple hours

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<v Speaker 2>a day because the time warps yeah so quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I haven't started bringing it anywhere, Like, I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>brought it on the bus or anything. I'm only playing

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<v Speaker 2>it at home. But I'm obsessed, and I think this

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<v Speaker 2>is my new era for now. We'll see. Like, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel you're right in that I think another

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<v Speaker 2>version of me would have gotten bored or like as

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<v Speaker 2>soon as I came up against like the first challenge

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<v Speaker 2>that I couldn't beat. I would have just been like, ugh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done, but not now, like I'm stuck on this

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<v Speaker 2>fight right now where I have to kill this miscarried

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<v Speaker 2>baby who turned into a monster, and then is like

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<v Speaker 2>summoning these ghouls and I'm like, I can't. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>be the level. Like I've done it like ten times

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<v Speaker 2>in the past twenty four hours, and usually I would

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<v Speaker 2>just like walk away, or I would like find a

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<v Speaker 2>cheat code or something. Honey, I am killing that baby.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's the last thing I do.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you need help?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should try to kill a baby. I'm it's

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be me, It's got to be I'm the Witcher.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you are the Witcher. I am the Witcher. Oh

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<v Speaker 6>my god. Wait, I'm so happy for your gaming, your

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<v Speaker 6>gaming journey.

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<v Speaker 1>You're officially a gamer, and you're gonna have to play

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<v Speaker 1>either Mario Kart or the Legend of Zelda game with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get Mario Kart and you can come

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<v Speaker 2>over and play Mario Kart. I am gonna play Zelda game.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think people have been telling me to do

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<v Speaker 2>Breath of the Wild rather than Tears of the Kingdom,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Hogwarts Legacy comes out for the switch in November. Plea,

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<v Speaker 2>please pleaseleepe And I'm not saying that I'm gonna play it,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm definitely interested. Wink wink. Do we want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about Ronie here or do we want to do

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<v Speaker 2>it for Patreon?

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<v Speaker 6>Let's do it for Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, virgins, we went over time today, so we

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<v Speaker 1>will be migrating the Real Housewives of New York conversation

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<v Speaker 1>over to our patreon. If you want to get a

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<v Speaker 1>taste of that, you can go on over to patreon

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<v Speaker 1>dot com slash like a Virgin.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep seeing people, you know, filling up their backpacks

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready to go back to school. That's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know anyone who's still in school, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know that it's back to school season. Every time I

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<v Speaker 2>go to Target, there's like some sign for like kids

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<v Speaker 2>to buy backpacks or whatever. So it is the perfect

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<v Speaker 2>time to have a discussion with Greta titleman, incredible comedian, actress,

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<v Speaker 2>extraordince Jordanaire. And when we asked her what she wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about, her response was.

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<v Speaker 6>Gel pens, gel pens.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think it made a lot of sense because

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<v Speaker 1>she herself has a podcast that's kind of about elementary

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<v Speaker 1>school high school trauma.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, who knows what what regreta is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to say about gel pens. But you know, break

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<v Speaker 2>out your you know, bick purple, sparkly gel.

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<v Speaker 6>Pen or whatever, your G two seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Get ready to dot your eyes with little hearts and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's back to school time.

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<v Speaker 4>Think about gel pens first starters. They're a status symbol. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>Like if you have gel pens, if you have a

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<v Speaker 4>complete pack of gel pens in your trapper keeper, that's

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<v Speaker 4>like the full set, every color, intact, you have your

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<v Speaker 4>shit together, you are an elite student. And that was

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<v Speaker 4>never me, Like, that was never ever me. I had

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<v Speaker 4>a pack of gel pens. But see the reason why

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to talk about them today is I have

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<v Speaker 4>gelpen envy. I'm a lefty, so like the gel pen

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<v Speaker 4>is kind of my biggest it's kind of my biggest challenge,

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<v Speaker 4>one might say, in the world of pen because it

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<v Speaker 4>just is gloopy, gloppy all over the page when I

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<v Speaker 4>write with it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, So what I'm hearing is gel pens are

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<v Speaker 2>what introduced you to the idea of class consciousness, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And also gel pens are ablest.

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<v Speaker 1>Ablest, got it, got it, got it, got it? Okay, okay, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now we've said that, we have we have said that,

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<v Speaker 1>we have said we have said that, and people are

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<v Speaker 1>saying that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't. I don't want to speak on your experience.

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<v Speaker 6>I want it to be your own.

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<v Speaker 1>But because I am a rightie and I I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I love pen culture and have always loved pen culture,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like pretty dedicated to the G two O seven

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<v Speaker 1>in like brown or blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that? I mean you say that like we're supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to know what that means?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you explaind G two O seven I believe?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a big pen?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it is a pot it's a pilot pilot pen. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know her, and I know seven is the thickness

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<v Speaker 1>because the point two and the point five are like

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<v Speaker 1>to thin.

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<v Speaker 6>The point seven is right where you need it.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm addicted to the point fives.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh say that always that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're getting a little we're getting a little, a

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<v Speaker 1>little TikTok here.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good for me because of my left handedness. And

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<v Speaker 4>then okay, really I obviously love a pen.

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<v Speaker 6>Pen. Wait what brand is that?

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<v Speaker 3>I've never heard it's honey, but it's made in Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Interesting. So wait, so has being left handed been

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<v Speaker 2>a challenge for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me just show you some pens that are absolute

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<v Speaker 4>no goes for me. This medium z grip, whatever the

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<v Speaker 4>fuck brand, this is the demonics, okay, because what it's

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<v Speaker 4>first of all, trying to force me into a hand

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<v Speaker 4>structure that, honey, it's that's not what my hand does.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So do you just keep it on hand to

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<v Speaker 2>torture yourself with.

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<v Speaker 4>I fucked up and I just grabbed a pen willy

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<v Speaker 4>nilly from my partner husband's.

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<v Speaker 6>Penjar oh betrayal.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is what I grabbed, and I immediately started

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<v Speaker 4>writing with it, and I went yucky, yuck.

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<v Speaker 3>I just it's it's thick.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's bad, and it wants it wants me to

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<v Speaker 4>get the sentence all over my hand, you know. So then,

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<v Speaker 4>of course, in elementary school, I always wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>To be bubble letter girly.

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<v Speaker 4>I always wanted to be pretty handwriting girly.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be cursive, gorgeousity beautiful. But kirstp also kind of fucked

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<v Speaker 4>me because I just dragged it across the page, and

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<v Speaker 4>it was all blurred, so I had to correct and

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<v Speaker 4>now I write in all caps.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that is a choice.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you all like exclusively?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I will show you a page of my journal.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like I'm screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and we're going to screenshot so that we can

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<v Speaker 2>see God.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I hope it all works out for me today.

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<v Speaker 2>Your journal, looking at it is very loud. I really

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<v Speaker 2>like that you write in all caps. I write and

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<v Speaker 2>all you know, you know the s that kind of

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a like a sword, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. That that's how I write. That's Wait, this

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<v Speaker 2>s every every letter I found a way.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we talking about this famous doodle s?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course this s. Wait, we're gonna have to screenshot

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<v Speaker 1>that at some point. Yeah, okay. I I also was like,

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<v Speaker 1>like hearts dotting my eyes kind of like a girly penmanship.

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<v Speaker 2>I you were a fag.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I was a fag.

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<v Speaker 1>The girls are not being taught cursive anymore, right, is

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<v Speaker 1>that has been eradicated.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it's been eradicated.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, don't say gay, don't write Yes the.

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<v Speaker 1>Gate way, that's what I'm So they're not wrong handwriting. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>cursive is gay handwriting.

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<v Speaker 6>It is groomed.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like the grooming of handwriting. And I and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, Okay, this is what we need to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got to stop talking about this podcast that they're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna they're gonna find it once.

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<v Speaker 1>One day someone is actually going to listen to this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and it will be clipped out and put on

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<v Speaker 1>pink news dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah news is not who we need to worry about.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, no, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like on the cusp of like handwriting

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<v Speaker 1>still being taught in schools, but we were taught like

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<v Speaker 1>normal writing first. And I really envy your architectural handwriting style, Greta,

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<v Speaker 1>because like I my handwriting is like very fucked up

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<v Speaker 1>now because it's like half cursive, half normal and I

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<v Speaker 1>do upper case letters in the middle of words.

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<v Speaker 6>I love that because yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just like how I don't know how my brain,

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly should turn like my very bizarre, very murdery

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<v Speaker 1>handwriting into like a typeface or something, because that makes

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<v Speaker 1>no sense. It's like, why are the a's capital here

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<v Speaker 1>but they're not capital here? Like what are the SA's doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you still do the cursive R, even though

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<v Speaker 1>the cursive R is the worst cursive letter in the

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<v Speaker 1>cursive alphabet.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got some chicken scratch tendencies. I do as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I also have some handwriting related trauma because I grew

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<v Speaker 2>up not holding my pen right way. I so I

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<v Speaker 2>hold it between these two fingers and instead of you

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<v Speaker 2>know the correct way, like this is the right way,

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 2>you know it resting on your thumb, but I always

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<v Speaker 2>held it between my second and middle finger, and well,

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<v Speaker 2>we are, but I was. I was persecuted for it

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<v Speaker 2>by various teachers in elementary school who said, even though

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<v Speaker 2>my handwriting was fine, because I didn't hold the pen right,

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<v Speaker 2>they would give me lower grades for it are because

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't conform, because I wouldn't conform to their standards.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember I don't think that they do this

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<v Speaker 4>anywhere either, But do you remember the grip trainers that

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<v Speaker 4>they would put on your.

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<v Speaker 6>H's Literally it's it's a waste.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like it's like when you would get chopsticks

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<v Speaker 2>that when you didn't know how to use them and

0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 2>they would like reb a band. The thing was it

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like they put it on the end of

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<v Speaker 4>your pencil, and it was kind of like a racer material,

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<v Speaker 4>like gushy, and it would teach I know, it would

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<v Speaker 4>like teach you how to hold your pen.

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<v Speaker 6>But it was fucked up.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so hard to get it was impossible.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like footbinding.

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's footbinding, impossible, possible, and it's painful.

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<v Speaker 6>There's actually no one who's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we doing to the children?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Now I feel like the kids aren't getting tortured anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like they're all just like using computers and iPads.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Are they even getting taught to write? Right there?

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like they're in secretary school. They're just sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>on the computers.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, have you did anybody listen to I know rosden't,

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 1>but did you listen Greta?

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<v Speaker 6>Did you my chance to listen.

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<v Speaker 1>To like the Daily podcast about like how we fundamentally

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<v Speaker 1>taught a generation of people how to read incorrectly? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm obsessed with Okay, okay, do we do we

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<v Speaker 1>remember hooked on?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So hooked ons, like is the right way to learn

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<v Speaker 1>how to read? It's how our generations I think learned

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<v Speaker 1>how to read. But I think shortly after our generation.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a woman in like the early aughts who

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, like phonetic, Like, phonetic learning is like

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<v Speaker 1>not helpful and not fun and not intuitive, and so

0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:20.600
<v Speaker 1>there's an intuitive way to learn by way of finding

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<v Speaker 1>context clues and like learning context around words and letters

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 1>and like so and and she kind of was like

0:31:27.480 --> 0:31:30.560
<v Speaker 1>shitting on phonics, like while she was like populated on

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:34.320
<v Speaker 1>shitted on phonics hard. While she was like populating this

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<v Speaker 1>like new basically this new way of learning.

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<v Speaker 6>And everyone believed her.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Everyone was like, this woman's right, Phonics sucks. Fuck phonics.

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Let's now teach all of our kids how to learn intuitively.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't remember what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm as, so what does that mean? I'm now used.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's what Michael Barbarros.

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 2>It means that you listen to intuition the song.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's kind of like, okay, here's how this is.

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<v Speaker 1>So but instead of like you learn, you know, sometimes

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>you're learning like cat bat hat and you're like learning

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<v Speaker 1>how these like different like vowels or consonants move together.

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 1>We're like if with this new woman's way to learn,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like you look at bat and then you see

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<v Speaker 1>the words around it and you're like, like, I don't know.

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like I don't even know how to

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<v Speaker 1>describe it because this is not how I learned how

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<v Speaker 1>to read.

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<v Speaker 6>But anyways, lo and behold.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're like, I think a decade out from like

0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 1>teaching an entire generation how to read this, and studies

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 1>are now finding that kids fundamentally are like their comprehension

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>skills are bad.

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<v Speaker 2>That does not surprise me because like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, say say more. Look, why doesn't it surprise either.

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<v Speaker 2>Of you rus children? I just no, I like, I'm like,

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm on TikTok. I guess I have I have empirical

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>evidence that the kids are not all right. The generations

0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 2>comeing up Generation ALPHA, that's the one after Gen Z.

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<v Speaker 2>They are dumb.

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<v Speaker 6>They're called generation.

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 4>Because they because we're at the end of the alphabet,

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<v Speaker 4>we had to start all over.

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 2>But they are out stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>I will just say, kids in general just are dumb

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<v Speaker 4>like that, you know, it's just period.

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<v Speaker 5>They're dae fair face.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that like the more.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the Okay, when I'm on TikTok and I see

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:38.240
<v Speaker 4>kids they have the knowledge of like this will give

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 4>me something, will fulfill me with something and then I'm

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 4>gonna like focus energy posting on this thing that will

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 4>like lead to other emotions and other feelings. Like I

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 4>feel so grateful that we didn't have that, because I

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 4>do think that. You know, the internet can make you

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 4>smarter in many ways, but it can also make you

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 4>dumber and so many more ways. And I get disturbed

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 4>when I see like ten year olds being like like

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:13.080
<v Speaker 4>whatever it is on TikTok, and I'm just like I

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:15.560
<v Speaker 4>and not to sound like a fucking boomer, but I'm like,

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 4>go and sit on a goddamn swing and like play outside,

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:21.759
<v Speaker 4>like what are you doing fun?

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 2>And use your pens and write heart above your eyes.

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>I think what it is is and I've noticed this.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.279
<v Speaker 2>I have sisters who are gen z. I think what

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:36.520
<v Speaker 2>it is more than anything, it's a lack of curiosity

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 2>about the world because everything has been handed to them

0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 2>and they are just not seeking out additional information. Everything's

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 2>been demystified. Yeah, were you dumb child, Greta, No.

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 3>I was.

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 4>I was not, And I'll tell you why. I was

0:34:56.600 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 4>curious to a fault where like I was. I.

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:02.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, we all went through a face.

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 4>I saw some like uh, some tweet about.

0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 3>Someone that was like that was like if you were.

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 4>We all went through a phase where we wanted to

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.439
<v Speaker 4>be Harriet the Spy and I.

0:35:13.440 --> 0:35:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Was like that was talk about.

0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:19.120
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that is me.

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:22.319
<v Speaker 4>And I would just like I was a snoop Like

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 4>as a kid, I was just like look through everything,

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 4>want to find out everything. I was obsessed with, like

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 4>you know, movies like Now and Then where they would

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 4>try and solve a big mystery.

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 3>And I also was a kid.

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 4>That I hated other kids, like I just wanted to

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 4>hang out with my mom and her friends. Like I

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.799
<v Speaker 4>just wanted to be forty seven smoking a Marlboro light,

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 4>having a gorgeous glass of fucking Sonseer, you know. And

0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:54.240
<v Speaker 4>I really was like is that so much to ask?

0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 4>Like that's all that I wanted.

0:35:57.160 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Language Yeah, I mean Rose famously hates wine. But aside

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 1>from that, Rose was born of forty seven Marlborough smoking.

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida, Like

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:10.959
<v Speaker 2>I was, you know, I was old before I was young.

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.400
<v Speaker 4>I mean, my my mom's friends would joke that I

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 4>was their age trapped.

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 3>In a little tiny body.

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>And that's like a really good quality to have. I

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:22.200
<v Speaker 1>think that, like, I think that speaks to your character

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:23.919
<v Speaker 1>now I think was it? I think cap er Lant

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:25.880
<v Speaker 1>was also like one of these kids who are just

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>like she only hung out with an adults. Were you

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 1>an only child?

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 3>I was not.

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:34.440
<v Speaker 4>I have two older siblings, but when I was my

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.160
<v Speaker 4>both my siblings were out of the house by the

0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 4>time I was oh.

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Ten, by the time I was nine nine.

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.399
<v Speaker 6>Time you were only child? Adjacent? Yeah, I was only

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:44.400
<v Speaker 6>only child passing?

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I in my mind I was the only child.

0:36:47.960 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:14.040
<v Speaker 1>A lot of like what I envied from other kids

0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 1>like U in school was usually something to do with

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:22.319
<v Speaker 1>like trends at the time, like crazy bones, Pokemon cards.

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:25.720
<v Speaker 4>Crazy bones. Oh my god, I forgot about crazy bones.

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Like crazy bones were banned at my school because kids

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 1>were too intense about trading and playing with them.

0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Did y'all were lame? I was like suffocating myself so

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 2>that you would pass out and like get you get high?

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:41.759
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that, yes, choke yourself or when you go.

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 4>You pant and you'd like be on all fours panting

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:48.240
<v Speaker 4>until you pass out exactly.

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:50.400
<v Speaker 2>So it was that, and then it was those crushed

0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 2>velvet textbook covers, those.

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:57.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh those are gorgeous, the stretchy, the stretchy like ones

0:37:57.760 --> 0:37:59.319
<v Speaker 1>that you could like roll up into a little ball.

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, yeah, Greta. Something I'm wondering is were

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 2>you the kind of girl who when you had a

0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 2>crush on someone, did you take your gelpen and write

0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:18.720
<v Speaker 2>missus TKTK I or mix. I don't know mix.

0:38:19.440 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I ever.

0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure at.

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:29.919
<v Speaker 4>Some point I doodled someone else's last name. I think

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 4>I was mostly concerned about what my autograph would be.

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:35.720
<v Speaker 3>That was mostly what I was thinking.

0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:39.240
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I was figuring out what my autograph

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 4>would be.

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:40.960
<v Speaker 3>And do you remember in.

0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:44.239
<v Speaker 4>Like US Weekly's or people when they would have like

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 4>a handwriting expert that could tell you what people's autographs

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 4>like said about their personalities.

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 6>I used to know.

0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 2>But what a what a stupid fake thing that I

0:38:56.120 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 2>absolutely would have consumed.

0:38:58.440 --> 0:38:59.120
<v Speaker 3>I loved them.

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:02.839
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh my god, like Brad Pitt's signature

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 4>says that he's sensitive but also.

0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:07.320
<v Speaker 3>A little shy and like whatever.

0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 4>And I just remember signing my name over and over

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:16.319
<v Speaker 4>and over again, thinking like one day, when my autograph

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 4>gets you know, deciphered by and handwriting expert what are

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:24.760
<v Speaker 4>they going to think about me? So I was mostly

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:25.879
<v Speaker 4>obsessed with doing that.

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:30.359
<v Speaker 2>So I didn't care about my signature when I was

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:34.000
<v Speaker 2>a young, a young thing. But one thing I did

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 2>perfect was my mom's signature so that I could use

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 2>her credit card yep, and so that I could sign

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 2>permission slips yep, like disciplinary notices. I remember one time actually,

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I like got a note sent home because I was

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:51.960
<v Speaker 2>doing bad in some class, and I forged my mom's

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:54.239
<v Speaker 2>signature on it. And then one day I was at

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:56.880
<v Speaker 2>school and I got called down to like a guidance

0:39:56.920 --> 0:39:59.959
<v Speaker 2>counselor office, and both my parents were sitting in the room,

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:04.680
<v Speaker 2>and I was gooped because I discovered that I had

0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:06.239
<v Speaker 2>forged my mom's signature.

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 3>How did they discover that? Did they call?

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 2>They had to have called her, I think they called.

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 2>And the thing with my mom was like she had

0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 2>to pretend like she was upset about it. But my

0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:20.399
<v Speaker 2>mom many times was like, just sign it. I don't

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 2>have time for that, Like it absolutely is something that

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:27.120
<v Speaker 2>she would have preferred me to do for the convenience,

0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 2>but she had to, you know, pretend that she was

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:32.719
<v Speaker 2>upset about it.

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:37.120
<v Speaker 4>I also was obsessed with forging everyone's signature. I could

0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:39.760
<v Speaker 4>do my mom's perfectly, I could do my sisters perfectly.

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 4>I also did the same thing I would get I

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:45.239
<v Speaker 4>was queen of getting disciplined disciplinary letters in the mail.

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 4>I would always intercept them. But yes, oh my god,

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 4>I was like the mail, honey. The only reason why

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:54.919
<v Speaker 4>the mailman came to my house was for my disciplinary

0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 4>fucking letters. And I would forge my mom's signature all

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:02.799
<v Speaker 4>the time. And similarly to your mom, my mom was

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:04.520
<v Speaker 4>just like, yeah, I don't have time for this, just

0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 4>like fucking sign it like whatever. I can still do

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 4>her signature to this day, and it's useless now because

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:13.239
<v Speaker 4>she's dead, honey, So I ain't got no use for it.

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:15.240
<v Speaker 6>Did y'all?

0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Did any of y'all have like a coveted field trip

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:22.440
<v Speaker 1>like every year? I'll start with mine. We had this

0:41:22.520 --> 0:41:25.799
<v Speaker 1>thing called it was called like Reading Millionaires or the

0:41:25.840 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 1>million Words Club or something, and it was like if

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:31.000
<v Speaker 1>you could read one million words in a school year,

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:33.840
<v Speaker 1>which was we would have to like log all the

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:38.000
<v Speaker 1>books we read and calculate an estimated average of how

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 1>many words were in the book based on like simple

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:45.240
<v Speaker 1>math of like of the pages. And if we did

0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 1>get to the you know, million words club. We got

0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 1>to go to six Flags?

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Wow did you get did you read a million words?

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:56.359
<v Speaker 6>No? But I don't think to six flags like, No,

0:41:56.400 --> 0:41:56.719
<v Speaker 6>I don't.

0:41:56.840 --> 0:41:57.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you can.

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 1>It's easier than you think. I mean, it's a I mean,

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.279
<v Speaker 1>a million is really not that much.

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 6>I think it's not.

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 2>That's not true.

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 6>It really isn't that much.

0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:10.440
<v Speaker 2>No, it's I remember hearing something like it would take

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 2>you thirty years to count to a million.

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:15.760
<v Speaker 4>Well wait, let me see something. I'm going to google

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 4>how many.

0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:20.719
<v Speaker 6>Words in a book, because.

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:22.200
<v Speaker 4>You know, these bitches will know how many words are

0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:22.800
<v Speaker 4>in the Bible.

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:24.920
<v Speaker 6>Okay, seven hundred thousand?

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 3>It's oh really?

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:30.800
<v Speaker 4>I here it says one hundred and eighty one thousand,

0:42:30.840 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 4>two hundred and fifty three words are in the Bible.

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.239
<v Speaker 6>Maybe that's the New testamenty.

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:36.880
<v Speaker 4>So you need to read the Bible ten times to

0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 4>hit a million?

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Who the Bible ten times?

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 3>Less than ten?

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:43.600
<v Speaker 6>Probably I'm reading that.

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 1>The Bible's seven hundred. I'm reading that the Bible is

0:42:45.960 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 1>seven hundred thousand words.

0:42:47.600 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

0:42:48.160 --> 0:42:51.839
<v Speaker 2>That's Christian propaganda, Yeah it is, it is.

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:55.120
<v Speaker 6>What about y'all field trips Okay.

0:42:55.320 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 4>We like when I was in the fifth grade, my

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:04.279
<v Speaker 4>class went online like an outdoor adventure like.

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:08.919
<v Speaker 3>Camping trip. I guess where we'd go.

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 4>And I grew up in DC, and we'd go to

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:15.560
<v Speaker 4>this camp in Maryland and it was like on the Chesapeake.

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 4>And there were a few things that come to mind.

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:22.600
<v Speaker 4>First of all, I was not an outdoors girl. That

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 4>was not my vibe. I was like I wanted to

0:43:26.280 --> 0:43:29.160
<v Speaker 4>be in. I was an indoor kid, okay. I wanted

0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:34.160
<v Speaker 4>to be specifically in like my mother's closet and or

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:37.640
<v Speaker 4>like I don't know, just not doing outdoor stuff.

0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 3>I didn't like dirt. That wasn't me.

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 4>So here I was, and I was ill equipped, not

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.680
<v Speaker 4>in the right clothes, like I was wearing my cute

0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 4>little like gap puffers, and all these kids are in

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:53.360
<v Speaker 4>like Columbia, like Patagonia, you know, a REI like the

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:58.959
<v Speaker 4>real brands. Serving Cunt, Yeah, serving Cunt, one might say.

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 4>The first thing that I remember is we went on

0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 4>like a little hike down to where the Chesapeake was

0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 4>on the bay, and something must have happened because it

0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 4>was filled.

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 3>In my kid mind, it was.

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:18.440
<v Speaker 4>Filled with dead fish. Every single fish. It was like

0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 4>washed ashore completely dead. It was like something from a

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 4>horror movie, like birds picking it over.

0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Naturally.

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:28.880
<v Speaker 4>I was terrified because I was like yeh, like ah, like,

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to be near these dead fucking fish.

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 4>This is gross. I'm not having fun. I don't want

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 4>a mountain bike. I'm cold, and the boy that I

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:39.440
<v Speaker 4>have a crush on is not giving me literally any

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:42.360
<v Speaker 4>attention because I just was not into it. So that

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:45.800
<v Speaker 4>was number one. The number two. All of our meals

0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:48.640
<v Speaker 4>we like cooked like campfire vibes, so you know, you

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:51.320
<v Speaker 4>take foil and you put whatever the fuck in there,

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:54.800
<v Speaker 4>like potatoes and corn and whatever shit. And I remember

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 4>eating this meal and the potatoes were my potatoes were

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 4>hard because it was impatient and I didn't wait long enough.

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:06.279
<v Speaker 4>And then the worst part of this entire trip was

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:08.279
<v Speaker 4>I got diarrhea.

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:12.840
<v Speaker 3>So got diarrhea. I had to dig.

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:15.080
<v Speaker 4>You know, you have to dig that six inch hole.

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 4>Now I don't know what six inches is, honey, Okay,

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 4>I really don't. So I have to go into the

0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 4>woods with a little fucking shovel, dig dig dig. I

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:29.719
<v Speaker 4>probably dug like maybe an inch, like I don't even know.

0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:35.359
<v Speaker 4>Shit overflowing from this hole in the ground. And then

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:40.399
<v Speaker 4>this other kid who was in my class also I think,

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 4>had to go and ship his pants. He was like

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:46.520
<v Speaker 4>jetting in the woods and we like two, like two

0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:53.920
<v Speaker 4>wild animals. We locked eyes, Me squatting, shitting, ship falling

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:55.279
<v Speaker 4>out of my house.

0:45:57.160 --> 0:46:00.839
<v Speaker 3>Into a shallow you know, like grave.

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:06.520
<v Speaker 4>Radean and then William hide from Baird, God bless him.

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:10.680
<v Speaker 4>He looked at me and like, I think saw the

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 4>ship drop and kept on his journey.

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Wow, and now you're like bonded forever. You you that's

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:21.640
<v Speaker 1>your husband, and.

0:46:22.520 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 4>How legally had to get married. And that's how I

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:27.400
<v Speaker 4>met Abe. That's how we met. He saw the ship

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 4>fly out of my hole when I was in the

0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:30.800
<v Speaker 4>fifth grade, and that was it.

0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:32.759
<v Speaker 5>It was just true love.

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 3>It was so traumatic.

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.800
<v Speaker 4>I felt so sick, and I just remember like waking

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:41.240
<v Speaker 4>up the next morning being like, please God, I cannot

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 4>get out of here fast enough. I don't want to zipline.

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to like do whatever the fuck. I

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 4>just want to get on the bus and go home.

0:46:49.239 --> 0:46:50.000
<v Speaker 3>I hated it.

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I we had boy Scout camp, and I similarly hated

0:46:55.280 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>all things nature. Hated shitting in a hole, hated waking

0:46:58.080 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 1>up wet or tired or dry or rose any field

0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:11.640
<v Speaker 1>trip trauma. I'm sure there is that you all that

0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:12.719
<v Speaker 1>you've repressed since that.

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, I do remember once going on this like

0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 2>science themed kayaking trip. I was also not really I

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 2>was an indoor kid, you know. I loved reading and

0:47:27.280 --> 0:47:30.279
<v Speaker 2>theater and blah blah blah. But I did go on

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:33.160
<v Speaker 2>this kayaking trip, I think just because I really liked science.

0:47:33.600 --> 0:47:36.240
<v Speaker 2>And I fell out of a kayak at some point

0:47:36.440 --> 0:47:40.000
<v Speaker 2>and that was not great. But then something. This wasn't

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 2>like a travel field trip, but we did used to

0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:46.800
<v Speaker 2>go on an annual field trip to a local science museum,

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:52.880
<v Speaker 2>and for some reason, we always dissected things there, Like

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:56.440
<v Speaker 2>we never really dissected stuff in school. It was only

0:47:56.520 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 2>on these trips. And one time we dissected baby sharks

0:48:01.640 --> 0:48:08.800
<v Speaker 2>and learned in doing that that sharks pee through their skin.

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 2>So when we cut the sharks open, piss flooded out.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my godness, for me when I died, I hope

0:48:17.960 --> 0:48:21.959
<v Speaker 4>they kept me open and pissed just live everywhere.

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:24.440
<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:28.479
<v Speaker 6>I will do you one better. We had this.

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<v Speaker 1>So I grew up in the suburbs of Illinois, as

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:34.319
<v Speaker 1>we know, the Midwest or a lot of just like

0:48:34.440 --> 0:48:37.719
<v Speaker 1>middle of the country schools systems have no infrastructure on

0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:40.759
<v Speaker 1>teaching kids how to have sex or any sort of

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 1>sex education in any way. Our like health classes were

0:48:45.000 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>not equipped to actually do sex talk stuff. And even

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:52.640
<v Speaker 1>though they like abstinence was widely taught. And so there

0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 1>was this science museum called the Robert Crown Center that

0:48:56.480 --> 0:48:59.600
<v Speaker 1>was in the kind of Chicago Tri State area that

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:03.880
<v Speaker 1>high schools in the entire Tristate area would shuttle kids

0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:06.279
<v Speaker 1>as soon as they turned as soon as they get

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 1>to fifth grade, these kids would be shuttled in mass

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:12.799
<v Speaker 1>to the Robbert Crown Center so that an expert at

0:49:12.800 --> 0:49:15.600
<v Speaker 1>this museum would give them the sex talk. And we

0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 1>were there like watching like the Miracle Love Life and

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:20.720
<v Speaker 1>look at looking at these like baby models. And I,

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:24.800
<v Speaker 1>at the ripe age of fifth grade, learned that sex

0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:27.040
<v Speaker 1>happens when you put a penis in a vagina.

0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:31.400
<v Speaker 6>That's really yes, can you? But I was so sheltered.

0:49:32.520 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 1>All I knew was that there's naked likeness and like rubbing,

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I knew that it's like two naked bodies, But

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 1>I my brain never at any point.

0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:46.120
<v Speaker 6>Put together that the Pope goes into the JJ.

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:51.840
<v Speaker 4>I feel like my sex education came from me watching

0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 4>like movies that I shouldn't have been watching.

0:49:56.239 --> 0:49:58.040
<v Speaker 6>Like can you think of about movies.

0:49:58.080 --> 0:50:02.360
<v Speaker 4>Like specifically Jerry McGuire. My mom was like obsessed with

0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:05.520
<v Speaker 4>Jerry maguire and it is a great movie. But I

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:12.759
<v Speaker 4>just remember when when Tom Cruise is fucking Kelly. Why

0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:14.279
<v Speaker 4>am I blinking on her last name?

0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:19.440
<v Speaker 6>Uh uh?

0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:23.160
<v Speaker 4>Ke Kelly Preston? May she rest your niece?

0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Is that her name? Kelly Preston?

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:34.640
<v Speaker 4>Who was married to John Travolta. Yes, Tom Cruise is

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:40.799
<v Speaker 4>fucking Kelly Preston. They're standing. They're fucking like in her library,

0:50:40.960 --> 0:50:43.680
<v Speaker 4>in her house, and she's like a business woman who's

0:50:43.719 --> 0:50:46.640
<v Speaker 4>like not fucking around, and like while they're having sex,

0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:52.160
<v Speaker 4>she's like, Jerry, you need to listen to me, like you, Jerry,

0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:55.560
<v Speaker 4>Like while they're having sex, and then they finish having sex,

0:50:55.840 --> 0:51:00.120
<v Speaker 4>and then they eat this like gorgeous bowl of strawberry

0:51:00.960 --> 0:51:04.040
<v Speaker 4>and in my mind, I was like, that is sex,

0:51:04.400 --> 0:51:07.880
<v Speaker 4>Like that, well, it is everything.

0:51:08.160 --> 0:51:10.200
<v Speaker 2>That's why he keeps strawberries in my fridge at all times.

0:51:10.239 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 4>You're a big man, Jerry, Yeah, and like like standing

0:51:13.600 --> 0:51:15.600
<v Speaker 4>like just bouncing like Jerry.

0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:20.160
<v Speaker 6>Yes, dry, I don't even know the plot of Jerry Maguire.

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:22.080
<v Speaker 3>It's not a sports agent.

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:24.960
<v Speaker 6>That's all you need to say.

0:51:25.280 --> 0:51:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bros, So I discovered what sex was in a

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:31.879
<v Speaker 2>way that I think a lot of kids do, which

0:51:31.960 --> 0:51:33.719
<v Speaker 2>was I was out of sleepover at my friend's house

0:51:33.760 --> 0:51:35.160
<v Speaker 2>and we walked in on his mom.

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:42.240
<v Speaker 4>No, that is so mortifying, and also like for them, well,

0:51:42.440 --> 0:51:43.360
<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you.

0:51:43.400 --> 0:51:44.520
<v Speaker 3>Went did you go home?

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:47.120
<v Speaker 4>Did you tell your parents? I saw mister and missus

0:51:47.120 --> 0:51:48.200
<v Speaker 4>Fuck fucking.

0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 2>No. But his mom was very embarrassed and made us pancakes.

0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:56.080
<v Speaker 2>And then this boy and I was my best friend.

0:51:56.680 --> 0:51:59.400
<v Speaker 2>We decided to copy.

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:05.960
<v Speaker 4>Them after pancakes.

0:52:06.080 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 3>After pancakes.

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:27.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, were you guys horny kids?

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 6>I was as well.

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:33.400
<v Speaker 1>And this comes back to gel pens, because my horniness

0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:38.760
<v Speaker 1>would manifest trenifest in like really really horny drawing really

0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:44.200
<v Speaker 1>of like Pokemon trainers and like Greek mythology, like gods.

0:52:44.560 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 2>So that's why we send each other so much Disney porn.

0:52:47.320 --> 0:52:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, No, okay, Greta, you have to know like Rose

0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:52.239
<v Speaker 1>and I are, like, you know, I wouldn't say like

0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:55.320
<v Speaker 1>active consumers of like tune.

0:52:55.120 --> 0:52:56.960
<v Speaker 6>Porn but we do. I would say it that we are.

0:52:57.640 --> 0:52:59.200
<v Speaker 3>Do you do you like?

0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:02.279
<v Speaker 4>Do you you whack it to tuon porn? Or are

0:53:02.320 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 4>you just admirers of the art I have?

0:53:05.840 --> 0:53:06.960
<v Speaker 6>I I have it.

0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:10.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't regularly whack to tone porn, but I I

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:10.879
<v Speaker 1>you have.

0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:12.960
<v Speaker 6>But I definitely have pulled.

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:16.000
<v Speaker 1>My patch yes to some to some like Hercules Milo

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:19.440
<v Speaker 1>from Atlantis. No, it's Maloa from Atlantis and Tarzan is

0:53:19.480 --> 0:53:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the one that everyone talks about. But there's a lot

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:23.720
<v Speaker 1>of good tune porn out there that isn't mister xtuone

0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 1>who's an amazing tone porn creator.

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 2>But have you whacked it to tune porn? Greta?

0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:33.480
<v Speaker 4>I like, I have not whacked it to touon porn,

0:53:33.520 --> 0:53:35.040
<v Speaker 4>but like I'm very interested.

0:53:35.120 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 2>I okay, I will send you some recommendations, please do.

0:53:38.680 --> 0:53:40.239
<v Speaker 3>I watched porn last night.

0:53:40.400 --> 0:53:44.120
<v Speaker 4>My like, my relationship with porn is very I'm very

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:45.120
<v Speaker 4>in and out.

0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:47.880
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I'm like, I really want to watch porn, and

0:53:47.920 --> 0:53:50.640
<v Speaker 4>then other times I'm like, you know, is it ethical?

0:53:51.000 --> 0:53:51.719
<v Speaker 6>You know what I mean?

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:52.799
<v Speaker 3>And that's kind.

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.880
<v Speaker 4>Of like sort of the battle that I've always in

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:59.160
<v Speaker 4>with myself and I really only like to watch one

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 4>very specific type of porn, which is typically like a

0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:13.480
<v Speaker 4>girl being dumbed ideally by another girl. If if I

0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:16.400
<v Speaker 4>if it has to be with a man, fine, but

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 4>like I just want there. I want it to be

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:21.080
<v Speaker 4>with toys, and I want it to be dirty talk.

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:21.440
<v Speaker 3>And that's it.

0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:24.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't need anything else, and not even dirty talk.

0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:27.279
<v Speaker 4>I just want it to be like someone needs to

0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:28.919
<v Speaker 4>be Like did I say you could come?

0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Not yet?

0:54:29.640 --> 0:54:32.080
<v Speaker 4>Like don't, don't. Don't you think about it? Don't think

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:35.399
<v Speaker 4>about coming yet, like you know, and it's so hard

0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:37.080
<v Speaker 4>to find. It's so hard to find.

0:54:37.200 --> 0:54:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Important question. Do you need the setup? Do you need

0:54:40.600 --> 0:54:43.520
<v Speaker 2>a storyline? Do you need your narrative? H Greta, you

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:44.080
<v Speaker 2>are my girl.

0:54:45.239 --> 0:54:49.120
<v Speaker 4>No, honestly, rip the panties off, let me see the puss,

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 4>blast it off with a goddamn fucking hitachi and let's

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:58.400
<v Speaker 4>be done. Like I need. I literally need under two minutes,

0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:00.200
<v Speaker 4>that's what I need. I want it to be in

0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 4>and out. I'm not trying to lounge you, but I

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 4>don't have time. I'm trying to release and get on

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:09.400
<v Speaker 4>with my day. I'm trying to relax. I'm trying to

0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:12.120
<v Speaker 4>do whatever I'm trying to do. And you know, last

0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:15.880
<v Speaker 4>night I thought I found a good, a good little clip,

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:18.760
<v Speaker 4>but then it turned into this like weird setup where

0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:22.600
<v Speaker 4>a girl was like tied up against the banister of

0:55:22.840 --> 0:55:25.560
<v Speaker 4>the stairs, and then a guy just.

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Kept on putting his dick through like the nuts through

0:55:29.080 --> 0:55:29.720
<v Speaker 3>the stairs.

0:55:30.400 --> 0:55:32.760
<v Speaker 2>That's so funny.

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 4>I kept on like making her. He was like face

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:39.080
<v Speaker 4>fucking her through the banister, and I was kind of laughing,

0:55:39.200 --> 0:55:41.560
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, this is so not horny at all.

0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:44.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm just like, I'm get I'm just having fun at

0:55:44.560 --> 0:55:45.239
<v Speaker 4>this point, and was.

0:55:45.239 --> 0:55:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Gigglingesty, that does sound fun with porn like that, I

0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:50.879
<v Speaker 1>feel like I love this discussion on porn. I feel

0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 1>like with porn like that that I also get very

0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:56.439
<v Speaker 1>distracted on like little details in porn. And I don't watch,

0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:58.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, heterosexual porn, so I don't know what the

0:55:58.239 --> 0:55:59.040
<v Speaker 1>tea is over.

0:55:58.880 --> 0:56:02.080
<v Speaker 6>There, but I I do feel like, not great, it's

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 6>not great.

0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:03.640
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not great.

0:56:03.680 --> 0:56:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Well that's why you look for, you know, two women

0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:07.360
<v Speaker 1>fucking or like I feel like gay porn.

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:09.520
<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I feel like everyone everyone you know

0:56:09.600 --> 0:56:10.320
<v Speaker 6>loves gay porn.

0:56:11.520 --> 0:56:15.120
<v Speaker 4>I love gay porn. I love watching to be honest,

0:56:15.120 --> 0:56:18.160
<v Speaker 4>with you. I love watching gay porn. I can't really

0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:20.359
<v Speaker 4>whack it to gay porn for me as much because

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 4>I need.

0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:23.000
<v Speaker 2>To because you don't respect them, because because.

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:25.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't respect you know, I don't respect gays.

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean that's kind of I think that's fair.

0:56:28.760 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Do you like, since we're talking about pens, do you

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:36.640
<v Speaker 2>like erotica possibly potentially written with a gel pen? Have

0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:39.320
<v Speaker 2>you ever have you ever read the seminal work Uncle

0:56:39.440 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Ronnie's New Whore.

0:56:41.000 --> 0:56:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Shut No, I must it's.

0:56:44.480 --> 0:56:46.200
<v Speaker 6>You know, talk about this.

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:49.399
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to talk about it again on the podcast, but.

0:56:49.600 --> 0:56:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, is it real erotica? Because I'm actually I think.

0:56:53.120 --> 0:56:55.040
<v Speaker 4>I would be the kind of person that we get

0:56:55.239 --> 0:56:57.040
<v Speaker 4>really horny for erotica.

0:56:57.760 --> 0:56:59.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I think erotica is a very gen

0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:04.000
<v Speaker 2>term for it. It's it's written porn.

0:57:04.520 --> 0:57:08.960
<v Speaker 1>It's called Uncle Ronnie's New Horror Gay Incest Porn.

0:57:10.560 --> 0:57:13.000
<v Speaker 4>I love written gay incesto.

0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, unfortunately new horn love incest porn. I hate

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:20.760
<v Speaker 1>to say it, but with the okay on the topic

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:25.320
<v Speaker 1>of this, of this Dix through staircase rails, et cetera.

0:57:25.480 --> 0:57:30.680
<v Speaker 1>What you're describing, honestly, is something of a thematic quandary

0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:34.240
<v Speaker 1>of porn, which is porn actors making choices. You're an actress,

0:57:34.280 --> 0:57:35.000
<v Speaker 1>you understand this.

0:57:35.440 --> 0:57:35.840
<v Speaker 6>That is it.

0:57:35.960 --> 0:57:38.800
<v Speaker 1>They're making a choice to be like I'm gonna do

0:57:38.880 --> 0:57:41.000
<v Speaker 1>oh maybe I'll do it through this ban this like

0:57:41.320 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 1>railing or whatever. And this is like an interesting thing.

0:57:44.200 --> 0:57:47.120
<v Speaker 1>It's like no, it's it's not like what I was.

0:57:47.200 --> 0:57:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I saw this like this only fans porn, Like a

0:57:50.240 --> 0:57:54.880
<v Speaker 1>few weeks ago, where in these two gay guys for

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:59.080
<v Speaker 1>some reason or another post it up too fuck next

0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:03.120
<v Speaker 1>to a like life size cutout of Mariah Carey that

0:58:03.280 --> 0:58:05.479
<v Speaker 1>was in this person's bedroom, and.

0:58:05.640 --> 0:58:06.360
<v Speaker 3>It is pride.

0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:09.800
<v Speaker 2>They were trying to make. They were trying to go viral.

0:58:09.920 --> 0:58:12.000
<v Speaker 2>They were trying to make a meme. But they're not

0:58:12.040 --> 0:58:15.320
<v Speaker 2>trying to be sexy. If you watch the porn, it's

0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:18.000
<v Speaker 2>extremely earnest. I mean I didn't see the setup, so

0:58:18.040 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't I only saw the two minute clips, so

0:58:19.520 --> 0:58:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:58:19.880 --> 0:58:21.520
<v Speaker 3>How they go, like making love?

0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Did I reference Mariah? Like are they well?

0:58:25.160 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 1>The tweet that it circulated on did have a Mariah

0:58:28.040 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>lyric in it. But if you watch the porn, because

0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know how they got that's the thing. I

0:58:32.000 --> 0:58:33.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know how they got there, and so I don't

0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:36.200
<v Speaker 1>really want the narrative. But in this case, I was like, actually,

0:58:36.280 --> 0:58:39.880
<v Speaker 1>do want to know how you got there and why?

0:58:40.000 --> 0:58:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Because it was because they were like it was I mean,

0:58:42.880 --> 0:58:46.160
<v Speaker 1>just like if I didn't see the Mariah cut out,

0:58:46.200 --> 0:58:47.840
<v Speaker 1>it would be really really hot porn.

0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:50.440
<v Speaker 6>But I was like, why is this here? And you're

0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:51.000
<v Speaker 6>so earn.

0:58:51.440 --> 0:58:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Mariah's scrolling on Twitter since season like, now why am

0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I in it? Now?

0:58:54.560 --> 0:58:55.439
<v Speaker 6>Why am I in it?

0:58:56.520 --> 0:58:59.080
<v Speaker 4>Mariah gets pissed that she's not more that she doesn't

0:58:59.120 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 4>have more of a story.

0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Honestly, similarly ones, I'm also like a very I

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:07.160
<v Speaker 1>love like verbal porn and so like I you know,

0:59:07.360 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm always watching porn with the sound on.

0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:10.280
<v Speaker 6>That's not the case with a lot of people.

0:59:10.280 --> 0:59:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I know people that prefer to watch porn the sound off,

0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:15.400
<v Speaker 1>which is crazy to me. But one time I was

0:59:15.440 --> 0:59:18.000
<v Speaker 1>watching porn and there were these two guys fucking and

0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:21.240
<v Speaker 1>like the soundtracks that people pick sometimes for like sex

0:59:21.320 --> 0:59:24.320
<v Speaker 1>music is like so distracting. It's like the most KD

0:59:24.400 --> 0:59:27.920
<v Speaker 1>out like EDM, like whatever blasting. One time I was

0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:30.360
<v Speaker 1>watching this porn and I was like, why are they

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:34.200
<v Speaker 1>why is this guy getting railed to Judy Collins cover

0:59:34.320 --> 0:59:35.120
<v Speaker 1>of both Sides?

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<v Speaker 6>Now, like what is happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Like because they're happening because they're gay, but bothcause now gay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that's like lesbian divorce music. Like that is

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<v Speaker 1>like not even gay music.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, there have been moments where I've been

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<v Speaker 4>watching porn and I've shazamed.

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<v Speaker 3>Porn. I'm not kidding you. I did it with that song.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like soft house.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like sits it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to send it to us. That's very you,

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<v Speaker 1>Kamala meme. Can you turn this off? Can you turn

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<v Speaker 1>this up?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I I it's sometimes distracting, but I love the I

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<v Speaker 1>love choices, and sometimes choices get you there, like I

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<v Speaker 1>like you like. I often will just do like too,

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<v Speaker 1>like I want a two minute clip and then I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get on with my day. But sometimes and Rose,

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<v Speaker 1>you and I have talked about this, sometimes.

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<v Speaker 6>The search for the perfect clip.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, if it's not hour, if it's not the right,

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<v Speaker 2>if it's not the right thing that I need to

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<v Speaker 2>get me there, I'm sorry. Everything else gets set aside.

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<v Speaker 2>I have plans canceled, I have dinner reservation, move it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a podcast to record. We're gonna have to reschedule.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go through sixty nine pages of porn

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<v Speaker 2>Hub to find the right thing to jerk off to.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you know it's dark when you're on like

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<v Speaker 4>page fourteen and you're like, how have I not found anything?

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<v Speaker 4>And you think you find something and then you don't,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I thought I found something the other day and

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<v Speaker 4>then it turned out to be this like elaborate, like

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<v Speaker 4>massage fisting thing, and I was like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to see fisting personally, I don't.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to see Okay, I disagree, asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to see if you fist my my asshole, fine,

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<v Speaker 4>fisting my pussy hole.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see it.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like, uh, not unless you have a

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<v Speaker 2>gel pen gripped in that fits.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, Not unless you're inserting a like the gel

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<v Speaker 4>pen this shimmer, the like blue Mermaid shimmer jelp into

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<v Speaker 4>my pussy and then autographing your name on my surface?

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<v Speaker 4>Do I want you fucking fisty so?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what that I'm sure that's out there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And that's why we go to the Guana Colleges

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<v Speaker 4>Tech to get that done.

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<v Speaker 2>storyline on this show of like that there's never enough

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<v Speaker 2>food at the It is funny, it's a good it's

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<v Speaker 2>a good housewives bit, and it's also like.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, yea, if a party doesn't have food, go fuck yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, let's go to Nobu.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, that was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Serve that I thought that was so funny. And Erin's

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<v Speaker 1>like being very unfun I mean I would if I

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<v Speaker 1>was Aaron, I would be really really pissed obviously.

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not team Aaron. I think that she is probably

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<v Speaker 1>my least favorite in the entire no, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Erin is very necessary because she, unlike Sigh, she drives

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<v Speaker 2>the platform.

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<v Speaker 6>She does.

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<v Speaker 2>She is the one who's having the events. She's the

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<v Speaker 2>one who's starting shit with people and having issues with people.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can be a bad person, but a good

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<v Speaker 2>housewife and actually the worst of a person you are

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<v Speaker 2>the better of a housewife.

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<v Speaker 1>You usually are something speaking of Aaron, something that I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote down, and this is very bad housewive good housewive dichotomy.

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<v Speaker 1>Erin is a little Kelly Bensimone coded to me. She's

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<v Speaker 1>way smarter than Kelly, which is why it's different like Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like she's not as delusional as Kelly. Well, Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even delusional. She just literally had no no. But

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, in order to be delusional, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to have like aspirations, motives, incentives, values. She had no thoughts, feelings,

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<v Speaker 1>believes and motives of values. She literally was just reacting

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<v Speaker 1>to things with an empty head in real time.

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<v Speaker 6>She was so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>She was and is.

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<v Speaker 1>But Aaron gives Aaron provides a similar archetype. This like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like I'm driving the plot forward. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know why, but I'm gonna do it anyways, and

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<v Speaker 1>now everyone hates me like everyone hated Kelly Bensimone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think Aarin does lack a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>self awareness that probably comes from, you know, a lifetime

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<v Speaker 2>of privilege. But she's very confident and because of that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, she is making things happen, and that is

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<v Speaker 2>kind of the most important. The most important things you

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<v Speaker 2>can do as a housewive are either create the plot

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<v Speaker 2>in a really engaging way or react in a really

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<v Speaker 2>engaging way. And the worst thing you can do is

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<v Speaker 2>neither of those things. Is just sort of be there.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess in some.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, Kelly is maybe more of a reactor. But yeah, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>something that we didn't talk about was Jessel basically suggesting

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<v Speaker 1>that Jenna lyons creative direct the ending of her two

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<v Speaker 1>year dry spell.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I missed that.

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<v Speaker 6>At the wedding, Jessel.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Jenna was telling the girls that she just got

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<v Speaker 1>broken up with or rather they just broke up and

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<v Speaker 1>life happens, andah blah blah blah. She's not revealing too much,

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<v Speaker 1>but they have like a little moment, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>Sy has this momentre it's like, oh my god, Jenna's

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<v Speaker 1>like finally being like vulnerable or whatever, and Jessel's a

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<v Speaker 1>part of this moment. And they're talking and as Jenna's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like describe like the breakup or just like

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<v Speaker 1>she's having a literally like emotionally describing something about the breakup,

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<v Speaker 1>Jessel interrupts her and goes do you want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>threesome with me and my husband?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it seems like a way to solve their problems.

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<v Speaker 2>Her husband hates her, they hate each other, and the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that they don't fuck concerns me. To me, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even think that the husband. For a while,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like or like, for a minute, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>the husband's gay, clearly.

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't even think he's gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that he legitimately wants to like please and

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<v Speaker 1>support her, and I think that she has some.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like maybe I'm projecting cultural religious trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like underneath a lot of her insecurities around IVF sex,

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<v Speaker 1>being a good wife performing. I feel like I had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of shame around sex because of my parents

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<v Speaker 1>and their beliefs on me. And I think that if

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<v Speaker 1>her parents' beliefs had such an impact on her opinions

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<v Speaker 1>on IVF and how she had to conceal that for years,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be surprised if there was something else going

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<v Speaker 1>on in her sex life or.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, you know what I actually think it

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<v Speaker 2>might be is he loves her. She hates him because

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<v Speaker 2>their story is that they were friends for years and

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<v Speaker 2>then got and then just like got together and had

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<v Speaker 2>these kids. And she, from the looks of it, she

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<v Speaker 2>runs their life. And I bet he is like a

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<v Speaker 2>full cook, you know, like she just like owns him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she's literally gonna force force him to have

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<v Speaker 1>a third child, like forcible impregnation.

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<v Speaker 2>And then their marriage is gonna fall apart. Their marriage,

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<v Speaker 2>it's well, it's will be her season two plotline, you think, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I hope we get it that soon because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait another season.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe season maybe season three. No, like season two, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be really brewing in the background, and maybe, like as

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<v Speaker 2>the second season of this new iteration of Ronnie is airing,

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<v Speaker 2>it'll start falling apart publicly, and then we won't get

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<v Speaker 2>it on camera until season three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, they will plan their divorce exactly when

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<v Speaker 1>they're not filming. Well, that was quite a recap, that was,

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, I feel like Ronnie has not really been

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<v Speaker 1>worth recapping until now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it is. But this this also is the

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<v Speaker 2>mid season point, so yeah, well, so it's good that

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<v Speaker 2>we checked in, and maybe the next time we'll check

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<v Speaker 2>in is at the end of the season, like before

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<v Speaker 2>the reunion episodes, and then we'll do like post reunion

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<v Speaker 2>check in work, full wrap up,