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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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Speaker 3: Daniel? What's it all about?

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Speaker 2: Will it comes to us? From Jessica. She says, my

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Speaker 2: mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Steven

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Speaker 2: cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want

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Speaker 2: you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight

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Speaker 2: home was canceled and that she has to stay a

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Speaker 2: lot longer. And she's going to start the call and

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Speaker 2: then I'm going to hop in later. As like the

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Speaker 2: travel agent yep.

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Speaker 3: The evil travel agent. Yep. Let's listen to today's phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Hello, hey, honey, do you have a second? I just

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Speaker 1: booked Mom's ticket and believe put me on hold. There's

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Speaker 1: something screw up with the flights or you know, it's

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Speaker 1: so crazy right now it's going on, and well she's

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be able to put her on

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Speaker 1: a flight till that Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean to like the nut?

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Speaker 1: But it's going to be her week It's not going

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Speaker 1: to be a big deal.

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Speaker 3: Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out

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Speaker 3: that weekend.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, that's why I called you. I didn't understand.

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Speaker 1: She said it was going to be insane, the expense

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Speaker 1: that they were gonna take.

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Speaker 3: This is this is both no. Oh, for good no,

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Speaker 3: I can't what do you mean, For God's sake, I

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Speaker 3: can't know. She's not staying till Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know,

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Speaker 1: a little crazy.

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Speaker 3: Man. She pulled out a crazy board last time. She

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Speaker 3: pushes my buttons, and she makes these. You know, she

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Speaker 3: has to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've

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Speaker 3: been feeding him to the dog for the past few years.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your blood,

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Speaker 3: you know, just for a little bit of time, but

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Speaker 3: not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm being

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Speaker 3: honest with you. I can't do this for a week.

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Speaker 1: You know, she loves them.

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Speaker 3: We have to fix the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen

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Speaker 3: hundred bucks. Clock the toils.

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Speaker 1: She clocked the toils. That was not a baul.

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Speaker 3: Oh, please come on, she had a baby coming out

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Speaker 3: of her get her out.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: This is my husband Stephen. To get him on the line.

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Speaker 1: So I wasn't really curious what you were saying. So

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Speaker 1: could you sure?

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Speaker 2: No, I'll explain it so, Steven. So the problem is

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Speaker 2: is that your wife had booked your mother in law

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Speaker 2: on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately

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Speaker 2: that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best

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Speaker 2: to find something to accommodate you, guys.

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Speaker 3: I'll get a silence license in less than twenty four

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Speaker 3: hours and I'll fly this flame.

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Speaker 2: The problem is is that as of right now, there

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Speaker 2: are no flights that day or for like three or

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Speaker 2: four days after.

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Speaker 3: So there's not one flight for three days. This is

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Speaker 3: not a last.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me, sir. I'm trying my best here,

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Speaker 2: and I really wish you wouldn't take that tone with me.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say, you're not taking that tune for

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Speaker 1: either my mother in law.

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Speaker 3: You've never met me. Okay, okay, but a flight. There's

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Speaker 3: got to be a flight. I mean, we got to

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Speaker 3: get her out in the evening or afternoon or even

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Speaker 3: six in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Ok sure, sir, I'm true.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: I will get back to you, guys. Okay, I want

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Speaker 2: to cry, all right, hold on, you.

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Speaker 3: Drop and pay day in my life.

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Speaker 1: You're not twelve anymore, you are.

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Speaker 3: This isn't a matter of twelve years old. She pushes

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Speaker 3: my buttons, she starts fights with.

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Speaker 1: Me, jen, I know that's off. If you don't calm down,

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Speaker 1: we'll figure this out.

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Speaker 3: Just I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And

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Speaker 3: then every time she gets here it goes up.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's

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Speaker 2: going to cost you a little bit more money. And

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Speaker 2: I think you said you don't mind that.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred

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Speaker 3: ball or so, I can do it.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,

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Speaker 2: and you'd be sending her first class. She would be

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Speaker 2: relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.

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Speaker 3: I think that you could be comfortable, you know, then

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Speaker 3: she can stay.

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Speaker 2: I honestly, honestly missed, sir, sir.

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Speaker 3: Let's get her up by bus. Can you put buses.

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Speaker 1: To say you're gonna put my mother on a bus?

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Speaker 3: What's the matter with the boss? They got coming side?

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Speaker 2: So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.

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Speaker 2: That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is

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Speaker 2: a little bit larger, Am I right?

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Speaker 3: A boatswagon? Oh? For god, here's the bottom line. I

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Speaker 3: don't have two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: There is one other option I'm going to work on,

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Speaker 2: but you have to give me a few minutes. So

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Speaker 2: just discuss the first class issue.

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Speaker 3: Because if you were a shuttle, how about a sling,

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Speaker 3: how about a canon? How about an artillery show? You're

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Speaker 3: so hilarious, I'll probably put her in a body of

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Speaker 3: an ICBM.

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Speaker 2: The other option, unfortunately, your mother in law would have

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Speaker 2: two layovers and she would be staying in the airport

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Speaker 2: for about two hours at one, and it looks like

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Speaker 2: about three hours in there.

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Speaker 1: It's not fine.

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Speaker 2: I know, no, that's about five to six hours of

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Speaker 2: just sitting around an airport. You're okay with.

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Speaker 3: Leaving you I'm okay with it. You can read a book,

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Speaker 3: she can tell people to cook sweet potato. She can

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Speaker 3: plant their toilet at the airport.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So basically I should book that one because you

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Speaker 2: can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.

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Speaker 3: I cannot have her there for an extra few days.

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Speaker 1: Okay, You've got it, thank you.

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Speaker 2: So why don't you just write the check out to

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran and the Morning Show? What your wife Jessica,

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Speaker 2: just phone up to God. Your mother in law is

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Speaker 2: actually going home on that Saturday. Don't worry. Oh my God,

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Speaker 2: it's Steven. The sweet potato is really that bad.

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Speaker 3: I really have been feeding them, confesses to our doge.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded

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Speaker 2: permission granted by all participates the Elvis Duran phone tap

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Speaker 2: only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show