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Speaker 1: our lead story this hour not from the World Baseball

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Speaker 1: Classic where Aaron Judge sucked at a time you cannot suck.

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Speaker 1: But instead we go to Vegas where the Raiders, well

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Speaker 1: they sucked at a time he couldn't suck. They made

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Speaker 1: there's all kind of crazy stuff happened. So post mortem

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Speaker 1: on the trade that wasn't a trade, but it was

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Speaker 1: so if you're not not but following it, maybe you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard the latest other So the Raiders defensive end,

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Speaker 1: Max Crosby said he was quote livid, quote and quote confused.

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Speaker 1: the Ravens decision to back it up, now back out

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Speaker 1: the trade that would have could have should have sent

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Speaker 1: Max Crosby to eat as many Crab Prize as he

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Speaker 1: Crosby said, quote, no one will ever admit what the

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Speaker 1: like going to Outback. Go to Outback. You order a

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Speaker 6: My name Ben Mela, Hey doing might you bloody legend? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Where have you been Ozzie Momentum you bloody Legends?

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Speaker 6: I've got I've got a few things. I wanted to

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Speaker 6: do this when Eddie was around. That's how long ago

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Speaker 6: I've been many to call up.

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Speaker 1: So let's see, that's November of twenty twenty four, November.

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Speaker 1: Not that I remember the exact date. I believe it

427
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Speaker 1: was November eleventh, not that I'm keeping track, but.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So anyway, but before I get to that, mate,

429
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Speaker 6: one of the things that I've been trying to do

430
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Speaker 6: is catch up on all these podcasts. I'm literally at

431
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Speaker 6: March Mantainers twenty twenty five, like I haven't even gotten

432
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Speaker 6: to you know, hearing your unbearable rants about the Dodgers

433
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 6: and you know, winning the World Series and all.

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Speaker 3: The rest of it.

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Speaker 1: Well, first of all, not unbearable. It's great audio. Gold

436
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: Pod podcast downloads to the roof. Everyone loves when I'm

437
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: in a good mood and I'm celebrating Ozzie momentum. They

438
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: love it. And I was in a very good mood. No, boy,

439
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: did we lose the line Ozzie Momentum. Man, darn, I'm

440
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 1: shocked at the call. I mean, that's pretty far away

441
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: from where we are there, and you know it's anyway

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00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: all right, I think, thank you call back, Ozzie Momentum.

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Speaker 1: If you can't, let's say hello to see or any

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Speaker 1: meanie mineum, let's say hello to Steve O in Manhattan. Hello,

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00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: Steve in Manhattan, Welcome, thank you, thank you. Would you

446
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: just throw down there?

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Speaker 9: What are you doing, ben, distinguished panel explain the audience? Welcome?

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00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh? There he goes, there he goes. I thought you

449
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: were whispering for some reason. I was like, what's going on?

450
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Speaker 1: Have you filled out your bracket? Steve?

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Speaker 6: No?

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00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 9: I haven't.

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Speaker 1: All right, So here's what Here's what I want you.

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Speaker 1: I want you to go to a Foxsports Radio dot

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Speaker 1: com right now. You can compete against me and the

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00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: other blowhards and gas bags the work here also fellow

457
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Speaker 1: listeners and see who has the best bracket. Now, if

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Speaker 1: you get this right, Steven Manhattan, you're gonna win a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars gift card if you have the top bracket

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Speaker 1: in the Bracket Challenge. A perfect bracket you win a

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Speaker 1: million dollars. Fill out your bracket now you have until

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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning before the games begin. Visit Fox Sports Radio

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Speaker 1: dot com to register, get rules, and to fill out

464
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: your bracket. It's all presented by Wee Bowl Trading and Investing,

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00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: built for you. What's on your mind, Steve Well?

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Speaker 9: I already read the TV guide and the reader's diegest

467
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 9: They say that Saint John's is going to be in

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00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 9: the Final four. So I guess I cruise right into

469
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Speaker 9: the last weekend. And listen, I heard that ballant last night.

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Speaker 9: I beg the lepchon on of all days, on St.

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Speaker 9: Patrick's Day, we believe he got robbed.

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Speaker 1: Why would you use the word robbed? I don't know

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Speaker 1: what robbed is the.

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Speaker 9: Right word, because he's not he's not He's not the

475
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 9: worst call. He's a talented guy.

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00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: He's all right, hold on, hold on a sec here,

477
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: see Mike, Mike the leprechauns. Stephen Manhattan says, you're a

478
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: talented guy.

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00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 7: Well, thank you, Steven Manhattan. I wonder if Marcella's on

480
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 7: a call in today. And I am happy to have

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Speaker 7: the worst caller of the air.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, see Stevee's happy. Steve's happy, Stephen Manhattan's happy. I know.

483
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Speaker 7: Did name Marcella call in today?

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Speaker 9: Will you have the guts?

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00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm not his mother. I don't know if he's gonna

486
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Speaker 1: call it or not. He usually calls in. It's Wednesday,

487
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: he normally calls in.

488
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Speaker 7: Anyway, Steve, did you have a nice said to day

489
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Speaker 7: in New York?

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Speaker 9: In New York? Well, it was the luck of the Irish.

491
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 9: The rain cleared out, the rain new to get out

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Speaker 9: of town, and we had a nice day out here

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Speaker 9: in Manhattan on the Saint Patrick's Day parade. It was

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Speaker 9: very windy, right, it was windy, it was cold, but

495
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 9: the sun came out. And you know sometimes even when

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Speaker 9: it's cold that these standing in certain spots and the

497
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Speaker 9: son is coming directly at you. You're in Hawaii and

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Speaker 9: then you can walk down to.

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Speaker 7: Ninety five degrees today, I think, so that's difference. Anyway,

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Speaker 7: my son had a birthday party yesterday.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I would like to learn all the

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Speaker 1: affiliates that Michael Leprechaun's son had a birthday party.

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Speaker 9: At the ninety nine restaurants.

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Speaker 1: It was the ninety nine I used to do though

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Speaker 1: when I did the stuff at Ei I did to

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Speaker 1: do commercials for the nineties Christian.

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Speaker 9: Christian sent you a video.

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00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: By the way I did.

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00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if I saw the manager.

510
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 9: Oh okay, well look into Rex. All right, when are

511
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Speaker 9: you coming to Boston.

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Speaker 1: I don't check it. I don't I don't know. I'm

513
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: still trying to figure that out. You don't check anything,

514
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: that's true. I'm very busy getting ready for the show.

515
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 9: I don't normally even at you.

516
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: Why is he mad at me? He's not mad at me?

517
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: What was he mad about it? He didn't say anything more.

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00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 9: He wants you to come. He wants to know when

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Speaker 9: you're coming.

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Speaker 1: Who had that day? And you told me on the phone.

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00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: You're like, well he can't make it that day, that's

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00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: what you said.

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00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 9: No work around Mother's Day?

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00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: All right, Well, well then we'll do the Mother's day thing.

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00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: That's fine, We'll make that happen. All right, that's fine, Okay.

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00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 7: Can I go ahead and book it today?

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00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: So finally, I mean, I gotta see about the lorain

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Speaker 1: is Availabile. I don't know, but that see right, you're

529
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: gonna come up Steven Manhattan. Are you gonna come up

530
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: to Boston, Steven Manhattan to hang out with us.

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Speaker 9: To town, and I'll wear my Tony C jersey because

532
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 9: I can't wear a Yankee jersey.

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Speaker 3: Up.

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00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna wear some kind of disguise.

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00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna show up. You'll be one of them. Sit

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00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: in the back. I gotta go by the way. I

537
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: gotta play this game. Else scre hole, put your back

538
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: on hole. Let's play the game. Here we go. Come on,

539
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: chep top chep. We've endured too many of this, has

540
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: it too much?

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Speaker 9: Or not?

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Speaker 3: All right?

543
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: Weed Man, you're there, Yes, you want to play the game?

544
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: You called in the caller the Caller of the Year

545
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: on the Ben Mather Show. Weed Man, hippie, don't get

546
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: too excited.

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00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 9: All right, Ollia man, All right?

548
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: Are you actually listening to the show now?

549
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 9: Yes?

550
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Here we go, question question before

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00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: Question number one. Kevin Durant and Alfred Sengoon have sixty

552
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: turnovers in the fourth quarter of this season? Is that

553
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: too much or not enough?

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00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 9: Not enough?

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00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: That's right. They have eighty five turnovers in the fourth quarter.

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00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: No other duo has more. Question number two for the

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Speaker 1: Caller of the Year weed Man hit me. There are

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Speaker 1: six players with four thousand or more receiving yards over

559
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Speaker 1: the last three seasons. Is that too much or not enough?

560
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I like that you laughing? Not enough? Is that right? No?

561
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: Too much? There's there's only four Puka cou Jamar, Chase

562
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: mon Ross, Saint Brown and Ceedee Lamb. Question number three,

563
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: there have only been four running backs selected in the

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Speaker 1: top ten over the past ten years of the NFL Draft.

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Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? I like you

566
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: just keep saying not enough? That is correct? There have been.

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Speaker 9: It's gonna work out.

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Speaker 1: You're on the good stuff today. Yeah, six, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Whatever he's got all right, he's on the good side,

570
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: laughing and everything. It's like a laugh track God. Question

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Speaker 1: number four. Mad Max Scherzer only needs eleven strikeouts this

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Speaker 1: season to become the eighth pitcher in MLB history with

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Speaker 1: three thousand and five hundred strikeouts. Is that too much

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Speaker 1: or not enough?

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Speaker 9: I'm not gonna believe. I'm gonna say this. Yeah, too much.

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Speaker 1: Let's find out now, you dummy.

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Speaker 9: It was not enough?

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Speaker 1: It really is. He really is trusty the clown. He

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Speaker 1: really is trusty. That not enough. Here's the eleventh Pitcher

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Speaker 1: to do it. Last one. Here we go, weed Man,

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Speaker 1: New Dolphins. New Dolphins quarterback Malik Willis has had my god,

582
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Speaker 1: has had two hundred career pass attempts in four NFL seasons.

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Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 9: My god, not enough?

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Speaker 1: Let's find out, weed Man, you have somehow lost. You

587
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: said your player was just say not enough. You would

588
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: have won if you would have said just not enough.

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00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: All right, well, we give you a lifetime supply enough

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00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: and weed Man, of course you've had a life of

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00:35:53,400 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: nothing and a trip to nowhere. Okay, congratulations. Alright, he's crusty,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he's crusty, the clown straight ahead, the

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Speaker 1: Queen of hearts with Lae. We'll get to that, and

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Speaker 1: we will do it next.

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Speaker 2: It's Love It Boss with Little Rain at ten nine,

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Speaker 2: Clean Up Hearts, going to help You gear Riye, gear Riye,

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Speaker 5: You heard the man. It is time for love night

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Speaker 5: here on the Ben Mallae Show.

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Speaker 1: A lot of questions for you, Lorene, Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna rapid fire? I'm ready, ready for all right.

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Speaker 1: Ferg Dog, a highly decorated winner of the Benny Awards,

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Speaker 1: says Lorena, what can I do to be less irresistible

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Speaker 1: than women? I've had to beat them off with the

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Speaker 1: stick since my double Benny Night win.

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Speaker 5: It's so hard when you're irresistible to get people to

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Speaker 5: leave you alone. If you don't want attention. My best

620
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Speaker 5: advice is to go find a dark cave somewhere and go.

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Speaker 1: Hide in it. He already lives in a dark cave.

622
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Speaker 1: That's a prob.

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Speaker 5: They're sniffing you out. I see, yeah, that can be complicated.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're speaking from a point of experience, Lorena.

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Speaker 1: With people giving you attention, I feel like.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes I would like a little less attention.

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Speaker 1: I understand. I never I never had to worry about

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Speaker 1: too much attention. JT the Wingman Rights Since says, I'm

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Speaker 1: wondering if it's appropriate to wear my lucky hat while

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Speaker 1: making love to my partner. JT.

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Speaker 5: The Wingman, Yeah, lucky hat goes well with your lucky charms. So, uh,

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Speaker 5: you know, luck of the Irish pot of gold. Baby,

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Change in the morning, Rites Since says Lorena. Have you

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Speaker 1: been to a drag show? I'm guessing the answer is yes,

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Speaker 1: as it apparently is very popped there with a lot

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Speaker 1: of women.

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Speaker 5: Yes, not necessarily intentionally. I've been to just some.

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Speaker 7: U Were you.

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Speaker 1: Surprised that they were? I thought they were.

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Speaker 5: I went to this one. It was like a club

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Speaker 5: bar thing and they had a drag queen clown.

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Speaker 1: He's your favorite drag queen.

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Speaker 5: It's just got to be RuPaul's Lexus Lexus. Oh, I

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Speaker 5: did go to RuPaul's drag con here in Los Angeles

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Speaker 5: one time.

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Speaker 1: Congratulation.

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Speaker 5: That was really cool.

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Speaker 1: Big mom in your life. It was a late night

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Speaker 1: drug tester? Right since says, is there really lovable losers?

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Speaker 1: Or will I need a Benny win to get affection?

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Speaker 5: You know, those Bennies look real good to potential suitors.

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Speaker 5: The more Benny is the better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a really a great afrodisiac for women. Is

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Speaker 1: the Benny Award? They can't they can't say no. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what happened.

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Speaker 5: Put a nice plaque on your wall.

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Speaker 1: Fellow Mike the Leprechaun says, why is the guy always

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Speaker 1: expected to pay for dinner on the first date? Maybe

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Speaker 1: a cup of coffee is a better option.

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Speaker 5: If you're cheap, just say that.

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Speaker 1: Okay? Are you taking shots?

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Speaker 5: If you do not have the money to date? Don't

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Speaker 5: take a woman on a date, okay.

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Speaker 1: Truck Stop Fungus says, what that's when.

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Speaker 5: You can eat with your cat for free?

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Speaker 1: When I was dating, there was always a sign like

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Speaker 1: if a woman really wanted to pay, it always told

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Speaker 1: me she wasn't that into me. She feels bad.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to talk to this guy again.

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Speaker 1: I should probably yah. Yeah, truck Stop Fungus says, what

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Speaker 1: kind of music do you suggest for seducing my wife

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Speaker 1: while I shave her back. Oh, that's a good one.

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Speaker 5: I don't I don't know they have songs about carpet.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's hard, Philippe writes in he says,

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Speaker 1: how do I approach the senorita at the nursing home

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Speaker 1: for a date?

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Speaker 5: You know, maybe keep your dentures in if you have

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Speaker 5: your teeth. But maybe she, you know, maybe she's into

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Speaker 5: the no teeth thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a lot of options with no teeth,

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Speaker 1: depending on where you're at.

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Speaker 5: You could learn a salsa dance that would be kind

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Speaker 5: of cute, like sala up to her, you know, in

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Speaker 5: your mouth.

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Speaker 1: Now you're talking. That's it right there. That's why we listen,

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Speaker 1: right