Speaker 1: Hello, it's us on the Side, Episode sixty something. I'm
Speaker 1: Gandhi and I'm here with my girl Diamond aka my producer. Hello, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: I know that you're in a good mood and you're happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm excited to talk about why you're happy soon.
Speaker 1: And then we have to get to some of these
Speaker 1: talkbacks because we asked for them and you guys delivered,
Speaker 1: and there's some really funny ones that I think all
Speaker 1: need to be addressed.
Speaker 2: So first, why are we happy? Diamond?
Speaker 3: Oh, because I'm still on a Beyonce Hi.
Speaker 2: I went to see her last week and I'm so happy.
Speaker 3: She was amazing, amazing?
Speaker 2: Was the show really good? The show was excellent. How
Speaker 2: many Beyonce concerts have you been to? At least five? Okay?
Speaker 4: My first Beyonce concert was I think twenty thirteen and
Speaker 4: I haven't missed one since and that includes On the
Speaker 4: Run with jay Z too, So yeah, I think five.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: So do you have a favorite?
Speaker 3: I think I'm trying thing.
Speaker 4: The first one was amazing, but that was because it
Speaker 4: was like the first experience, okay, and then either Formation
Speaker 4: the Formation World Tour No was Formation Lemonade? Yes, yes, Okay,
Speaker 4: so that I was on the floor for that one that.
Speaker 1: I loved that we were in a suite and then
Speaker 1: we were on the floor and I almost stopped being
Speaker 1: best friends with my best friend at that show. But what.
Speaker 2: So she came to.
Speaker 1: Visit me from Florida. She came to Boston. It's when
Speaker 1: I was living in Boston and she really wanted to
Speaker 1: go see this show. Now, these shows are not close by.
Speaker 1: This was out at like in Foxboro. It was far away.
Speaker 1: So we drive all the way out there, we see
Speaker 1: the whole show. I wanted to leave a little bit, really,
Speaker 1: mind you, it is on a weeknight. Wanted to work
Speaker 1: early as fuck the next morning. But she was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave early. I want to stay
Speaker 1: for the whole thing. So I was like, do you
Speaker 1: understand what parking is going to be like when we
Speaker 1: get out of here.
Speaker 2: I want to stay. I want to stay. So I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, fine, she did come all the way
Speaker 2: up here, We're going to stay till the end. We
Speaker 2: stayed till the end.
Speaker 1: Go to get out of the parking lot gridlocked. We
Speaker 1: couldn't even move for forty five minutes. I could even
Speaker 1: back out of my spot like it was crazy, So
Speaker 1: it took us hours to get home.
Speaker 2: This bitch fell asleep.
Speaker 1: No, I was like, you did not make me sit
Speaker 1: through being her friend right now? Or I just scare
Speaker 1: her a little bit and have a good time. Melissa,
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill you that day. Anyway, I would
Speaker 1: have lost my shit.
Speaker 2: I thought about it.
Speaker 1: Oh and she just hit me up because she wants
Speaker 1: to go see Beyonce in Atlanta, and I want to
Speaker 1: go see it with her. But also I remember that
Speaker 1: last experience, Melissa. I remember, you gotta go. You have
Speaker 1: to see this.
Speaker 4: This was like she did such a good job You
Speaker 4: can tell that she's going to retire soon because she
Speaker 4: did such a good job of like telling a story
Speaker 4: of her life from the very beginning till now. Like
Speaker 4: she uses a lot of and she's always done this,
Speaker 4: but now it seems a little bit more like she's
Speaker 4: taken it a little bit more seriously.
Speaker 3: And she I know.
Speaker 4: But then she like threw in even more old songs,
Speaker 4: you know how like she'll throw in like little songs
Speaker 4: as like the instrumental baby boy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, she took it out, that's not there.
Speaker 4: But she threw in Bill's Bill's bills, which shocked me,
Speaker 4: and it was ten out of ten. But like songs
Speaker 4: like that, she like weaves it in and now she
Speaker 4: doesn't do deja vu anymore. So she has blue walked
Speaker 4: the runway like she did years ago. I mean, you're
Speaker 4: only thirteen years old. I don't know, but she's listen,
Speaker 4: She's a super stuff. She is amazing, and I love
Speaker 4: the fact that they're making her work. I love that,
Speaker 4: like you are coming out every night now that Roomy.
Speaker 4: I don't think she's gonna make it to Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Where is Sir? What is going on?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: To me, Amy Kanye said, yeah, which is I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna the way that he said it was insane.
Speaker 2: But the rumor is that both of the kids have
Speaker 2: some developmental disabilities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Sir is far worse off than Roomy is.
Speaker 1: Rumy is kind of in the middle there, I guess,
Speaker 1: and she sometimes comes on stage much more recently. It's
Speaker 1: almost like after Kanye said that, they made it a
Speaker 1: point to bring the kid out more, to bring Roomy
Speaker 1: out more.
Speaker 2: But we still don't see sir anyway.
Speaker 3: Tell you something, Roomy.
Speaker 4: Apparently they said that Roomy begged and she wanted to
Speaker 4: be on the last tour, but was like calm down,
Speaker 4: like relax, So they gave her a little part, but
Speaker 4: she's over it. Like the first few shows you could
Speaker 4: see videos of her like freaking out.
Speaker 3: She's so excited. She is over it.
Speaker 4: Now my show, she was like mm hmm okay, I
Speaker 4: like literally out yeah, like a little smirk, and that's it.
Speaker 3: She waved. She didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 1: So this is my other question, where's jay Z during
Speaker 1: this tour? Does he tour with them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Does Beyonce just take care of the kids.
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, no, he's there. Yeah, no he is,
Speaker 3: He's there.
Speaker 4: Okay, she after that, she didn't scandal after that, she
Speaker 4: didn't scandal his asses on tour.
Speaker 2: Okay, the entire Lemonade album. But yeah, he's there. She
Speaker 2: actually said. The night of my show, she like gave
Speaker 2: him a shout out.
Speaker 4: And she was like, oh, hold his home, like welcome
Speaker 4: home because it's like the first show in New York.
Speaker 3: So he's there, But I don't know.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you'll catch him like on the floor dance with people,
Speaker 4: which I think is really cool.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you another friend of mine that
Speaker 1: lost her mind because of Beyonce. I told you a
Speaker 1: little bit about this. So I have a friend Candace.
Speaker 1: Candace is obsessed with Beyonce. Her license plate says bee Hive.
Speaker 1: The girl's nuts.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: She is an interesting thinker just in general, the way
Speaker 1: she operates in her life, it's kind of fascinating.
Speaker 2: She hits me up last weekend. So it was Memorial
Speaker 2: Day weekend.
Speaker 1: Brandon's in town, and she's like, hey, kim me and
Speaker 1: my puppy can stay with you Sunday and to Monday.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, how are you gonna ask
Speaker 1: me like the day before and it's Memorial Day weekend? No,
Speaker 1: because Brandon's here. So we're going out and doing stuff.
Speaker 1: She goes, do you have five minutes?
Speaker 2: Let me call you. I said, chore. She calls me.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was thinking that I could
Speaker 1: just come there and go see Beyonce concert and you
Speaker 1: would watch my dog.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, what where did that even come from?
Speaker 1: First of all, if you're coming to town and going
Speaker 1: to se Beyonce and you didn't even invite me, but
Speaker 1: you want to leave your dog with.
Speaker 2: Me, that's insanity. It is Beyonce makes people lose their minds.
Speaker 3: Oh she's made She made me lose my mind. I
Speaker 3: sat in seats that weren't mine.
Speaker 4: Ha ha. I'm like girl, and I was ready and
Speaker 4: prepared to just oh no, no.
Speaker 2: These are my seats.
Speaker 3: These are my seats. I was ready.
Speaker 2: So weird that someone else has them too.
Speaker 3: I'm like, maybe you're in the wrong section. Your seats
Speaker 3: are over there.
Speaker 1: So Diamond's happy and we love that. Yep, it's good
Speaker 1: to start the week off on a happy note. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it never happens. Did you have a good rest of
Speaker 1: the weekend?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't bad. I was still on that high,
Speaker 4: you know, so nothing can upset me. Okay, I loved
Speaker 4: it nice and yeah, I'm going to see Teddy Swims
Speaker 4: when tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, take my mom for her birthday. I
Speaker 2: love him.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you get sid seats to the record label? Hook
Speaker 2: you up?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know where this is. They haven't
Speaker 3: sent them to me yet.
Speaker 2: But you're you gonna go backstage and meet him?
Speaker 3: Probably not?
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I doubt it, but Coopers don't care about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, my mom is just she's very excited.
Speaker 2: So yeah, speaking, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of feedback about Scotty Bee on
Speaker 1: the past two episodes, because the man is insane and unwell,
Speaker 1: and I would like to say that's just a little
Speaker 1: glimpse into the neuroses that lives with Scottie b and
Speaker 1: therefore with all of us.
Speaker 4: He is on ten at all times. If he's out
Speaker 4: of seven, something is wrong, right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever really seen him that way.
Speaker 1: I have seen him kind of like actually, yeah, a
Speaker 1: little depresso, but then he mopes around purposely in front
Speaker 1: of you, like waiting for you to ask him what's wrong.
Speaker 2: And then he'll be like.
Speaker 4: Dollying.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: But we got some talkbacks. I think we should answer
Speaker 1: a few of them.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Ten out of ten?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna have to turn my computer on
Speaker 1: for this. So if at the same time we're playing
Speaker 1: a talkback an email comes through, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you.
Speaker 2: Good luck everybody, here we go, all right.
Speaker 1: So the first one, let's start with this, I think
Speaker 1: the first tour from the same guy.
Speaker 2: So we'll start here.
Speaker 6: Yes, hey, click, that's so fetch very interesting. How Elvis
Speaker 6: on the main show was like, I want to join it.
Speaker 6: I want to be part of your your gang. Definitely interesting.
Speaker 6: It definitely leads me to believe, you know, like, how
Speaker 6: is Elvis behind the scenes? Actually, how is all of
Speaker 6: the cast behind the scenes when we're not seeing the year?
Speaker 6: I think that would be a cool discussion point. Scotty
Speaker 6: was hilarious. Oh my god, Scotti was so neurotic.
Speaker 4: Love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So where do we start with that one? How
Speaker 1: is Elvis behind the scenes? Pretty much the same as
Speaker 1: you see him? I think or hear how much they
Speaker 1: say on the air, yep, but maybe more unhinged because
Speaker 1: there's no.
Speaker 2: Like FCC laws and you need a camera on him.
Speaker 2: It's not what he says or anything like that.
Speaker 3: It's the faces that he makes. Ten out of ten.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite videos of all time, I believe
Speaker 1: it's on the Elvis Duran show, Mourning Morning Show page
Speaker 1: or Z one hundred. There's a video of scary dancing
Speaker 1: behind Elvis, and Elvis is like, what in the fuck
Speaker 1: is happening here?
Speaker 2: And the face that.
Speaker 1: He makes at me is probably like it it captured
Speaker 1: what happens in that studio. There are times I can't
Speaker 1: look at him because I know the face that he's
Speaker 1: making and I know it's gonna.
Speaker 4: Make me laugh.
Speaker 1: Like there's so much stuff that just makes me crack up.
Speaker 1: The other day the other day when we had a
Speaker 1: guest in here who had.
Speaker 2: A dog that's not doing so well.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've out lost it on the air because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say who it is.
Speaker 2: If you dig deep.
Speaker 1: Enough, you'll figure it out. She was in here doing
Speaker 1: a podcast with Amy and TJ. Hopefully that'll help you
Speaker 1: find out who was. She has a dog. The dog
Speaker 1: is apparently twenty years old. Dog's not doing well, stands
Speaker 1: up and falls down. It's just every single person who encountered.
Speaker 2: It was like, is the dog with us? What is
Speaker 2: happening here?
Speaker 1: Numerous members from our staff had to hold the dog
Speaker 1: all day, walk around with the dog. Everybody was afraid
Speaker 1: that that moment was going to be the moment that
Speaker 1: the dog.
Speaker 2: Passed across the Rainbow bridge. But this person comes.
Speaker 1: Walking by in the morning with the dog on her arm,
Speaker 1: like slumped over on her arm. She walks by kid,
Speaker 1: she walks by the main studio and you know, it's
Speaker 1: all glass windows and it's quite quite a walk across
Speaker 1: those windows. She waves at us the entire life, like
Speaker 1: the entire time, like Forrest Gump waves, but she was
Speaker 1: waving with the arm the dog was in, so that
Speaker 1: dog was flopping and flying all over the place.
Speaker 2: And I almost passed out from laughing because I was like, what, someone,
Speaker 2: go get the dog.
Speaker 1: I just whether or not that dog is with us today,
Speaker 1: We're not sure. But the dog was struggling. There's just
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that happens sick.
Speaker 4: If you want to know what the dog looks like,
Speaker 4: think if you're a Housewives watcher, think Jiggy, think Jiggy.
Speaker 3: Google Jiggy.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna have to all google Jiggy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was wild everything that was
Speaker 1: going on with that. And uh yeah, Scott's something. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to the next one.
Speaker 6: We need more mocking voices. When you guys do mocking
Speaker 6: voices of each other, hilarious, so funny. Andrew, oh Man, amazing, great,
Speaker 6: please you're doing. Scotti is so much joy in my day,
Speaker 6: so much joy. Gandhi as well, like like oh I'm
Speaker 6: say hair ah, yeah, say more of that. The banter
Speaker 6: is great. Keep up the work.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think the mocking voice has just naturally come out.
Speaker 1: When we are talking about each other. To each other,
Speaker 1: there's always a josh. Everyone has the same josh.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, what's going on? I'm not sure
Speaker 2: Andrew does you a little bit?
Speaker 3: He just goes that's all.
Speaker 1: That's Andrew's flustered voice. When he starts to just mimic
Speaker 1: like that's when he has nothing else to say. Andrew's
Speaker 1: pretty good an impression, so I can't even lie.
Speaker 4: He's good at the Scotty one. Now that one, that's
Speaker 4: the only koodle I'll give him.
Speaker 1: Scotty is pretty good. Okay, let's try this one. What
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it says, but let's hear.
Speaker 2: Hey, so I listened to did that really happen this morning?
Speaker 7: So excited? You use my talk back?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 3: But what's the tea with Scotty?
Speaker 7: And you can't tell us what's going on? I want
Speaker 7: to know. This feels like a tease. We're going to
Speaker 7: get Scottie back on the pod. Huh huh.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I'll happily get Scottie back on the pod. He can
Speaker 1: talk about the rumor all he wants. I just adamantly
Speaker 1: deny anything ever happened with Scott and myself ever in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I guess it's still a little sticky, right,
Speaker 2: How would I say this?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's sticky at all.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it's sticky. I should just say it. No, okay, sticky.
Speaker 1: Somebody in Scott's life at some point assumed that Scott
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Were I can't again, I can't even get this.
Speaker 3: It's what.
Speaker 1: Someone assumed that Scott and I were having an affair
Speaker 1: based on some ridiculous pieces of evidence that are not
Speaker 1: even evidence, and it just really turned everyone's world upside
Speaker 1: down for a good amount of time. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't I don't feel like I can put all of
Speaker 1: that out there without Scott being here. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else he would add to it, but I just
Speaker 1: think that he needs to like sign off on everything.
Speaker 1: But for the record, never, and I mean ever, ever,
Speaker 1: have Scott and I ever hooked up?
Speaker 3: Ever?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like that drove my point home and off.
Speaker 1: Next talk back, which one.
Speaker 2: Would you go to?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 2: What's this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: You can do that one?
Speaker 9: Okay, let's see just a funny little side note, which,
Speaker 9: of course you know, I thought was funny. I thought
Speaker 9: coaster boy Josh was named after like actual drink. I
Speaker 9: thought that he had like an OCD kind of thing,
Speaker 9: and he had always had to have a coaster up
Speaker 9: under his cup. I never thought about help putting it too,
Speaker 9: and together about roller coasters just a little for me.
Speaker 1: Wow, opposite, I feel like Josh is the last person
Speaker 1: in the world who would ever use a coaster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like someone who does not respect would and would
Speaker 1: just let those rings go.
Speaker 2: I got to see his apartment, the last apartment.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen this new one. He texted me over
Speaker 1: the weekend that the rooftop is now open for parties.
Speaker 2: Oh god, so you know he lives like he has
Speaker 2: his own little personal rooftop. He wants us to go
Speaker 2: over and hang out.
Speaker 3: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: The last apartment was nice, like it was especially for
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound so horrible for a dude, but
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 2: Dude dude, like a Josh dude. I was very surprised.
Speaker 4: But remember when he moved into that apartment, he like
Speaker 4: had someone come and decorate.
Speaker 3: He had an interior designer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and which is why I'm like, you moved after
Speaker 4: all the time, effort, and resources that you put into
Speaker 4: that last apartment. He's just like, yeah, now I want
Speaker 4: to live in the city, you lunatic.
Speaker 3: He's crazy.
Speaker 2: Josh is crazy.
Speaker 1: Josh gets antsy every couple of years and says he
Speaker 1: just has to move because like he feels too sagnant
Speaker 1: if he's not moving.
Speaker 2: So okay, cool Josh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's coaster for roller coaster boy, Josh, not coasters, sir.
Speaker 2: But if we ask him right now, do you think
Speaker 2: even owns coasters?
Speaker 4: You know how people have maybe maybe something like that,
Speaker 4: but like just coasters and just for the art of it,
Speaker 4: or he has actual he doesn't use him utility.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that's all makes sense. Okay, how
Speaker 1: about oh, what's this one?
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but the name I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: the one that says hilarious. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, you know I love the showl, are you know?
Speaker 10: But I was listening another day where Andrew gets up
Speaker 10: in the morning, takes a leak, and then pulls the
Speaker 10: toilet paper up and then he starts whacking his hellywhacker
Speaker 10: on the toilet paper. But my question is don't you
Speaker 10: wash your hands before you start brushing your teeth?
Speaker 8: And who the hell ill prushing their teeth with their
Speaker 8: CALLI wicker hanging out? You know, you know how to
Speaker 8: put that thing away that ain't red? You ain't red boy.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, that is actually Scotty be who
Speaker 2: does that?
Speaker 1: And I don't know how to answer any of those questions.
Speaker 1: He didn't say that he washed his hands before he versus.
Speaker 4: Teeth, doesn't wash his hands. I'm almost positive that's disgusting. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not shocked by him being a disgusting pig.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's just it's nasty. It's nasty.
Speaker 3: Have you seen his.
Speaker 1: Refrigerator Scott's Yeah, the one you're yeah, Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: has disgusting stuff in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: His entire studio is crazy discussed. Half of that cereal
Speaker 2: should be thrown away.
Speaker 1: He says he doesn't want to throw it away because
Speaker 1: he likes the way it looks, but it takes up
Speaker 1: so much space and clogs up so much other stuff happening.
Speaker 1: I've offered multiple times to like make him something out
Speaker 1: of the cereal boxes.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he won't just let me do this.
Speaker 2: We could make it just your backdrop for the serial
Speaker 2: killer and all kinds of stuff. But we I have
Speaker 2: to just go in there and take all the boxes.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't touch anything because he would lose his shit
Speaker 4: and not it. Oh yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: He seems like the type of person who has like
Speaker 1: the psychological hoarder thing. We're like, no, don't take that receipt.
Speaker 2: I might need it. You know what this receives from
Speaker 2: nineteen twenty.
Speaker 4: You know he has every box of cereal he has
Speaker 4: the box he takes him home and he just has them.
Speaker 4: He hasn't done anything with them. They are just at
Speaker 4: his house. He's just a collector of things. Yeah, very weird.
Speaker 4: His poor children once he dies, what are they gonna do?
Speaker 4: They're gonna have so much shit to go through.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he ever thinks about that. He does
Speaker 2: think about death all the time.
Speaker 3: He doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Let's check this. All I see is why is Andrew?
Speaker 1: And I'm interested because why is Andrew?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 6: You know what, I think Andrew is obsessed with Japan,
Speaker 6: So we do need to find out how much into
Speaker 6: Japan is I think this would be a good topic
Speaker 6: for you guys like interest, things that are inspiring you,
Speaker 6: things that you obsess about and why what what draws
Speaker 6: you to them? Because I do have a follow up
Speaker 6: for Andrew, which is coming after.
Speaker 2: This one, a follow up for Andrew. The follow up
Speaker 2: is hilarious as part. Okay, let's see follow up.
Speaker 3: Part two, Andrew Japan.
Speaker 2: Part Andrew Japan.
Speaker 6: Here we go, Hi, Andrew, nase nande kill mesca. So
Speaker 6: I said, Andrew, why do you want to go Japan?
Speaker 6: What is your interest in Japan?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Kodomo? Do you have kids? Could be? But please tell
Speaker 6: us about Japan. We are like mecha, all right?
Speaker 2: Here you go.
Speaker 1: So this man is eating and speaking Japanese.
Speaker 2: Do we think he's.
Speaker 1: Japanese or do you think he's one of those white
Speaker 1: guys that's obsessed with Japanese culture and has learned a
Speaker 1: few catchphrases.
Speaker 3: You mean, Andrew's knew best.
Speaker 2: Andrew.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine what if we found out Andrew had
Speaker 1: secret children in Japan.
Speaker 2: I'd believe it.
Speaker 3: I believe it.
Speaker 1: I know that somewhere, somehow Andrew has a double life
Speaker 1: that we don't know about. I mean, I know we
Speaker 1: have his location all the time and it appears as
Speaker 1: though he only goes to work and to his apartment
Speaker 1: and to his parents' house.
Speaker 2: No, there's something that's not adding up there.
Speaker 3: He's living a weird life over there.
Speaker 4: He's one of those people, him, Scary and my uncle,
Speaker 4: those three people. They need the metal glasses. Why because
Speaker 4: I want to know what they're seeing. Where are you going?
Speaker 4: I want to hear your reaction to the things you see.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine Scary? No got the meta glasses?
Speaker 3: Ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: I feel like Scary and I think we've talked about
Speaker 1: this before, But there's a show called thirty Rock that
Speaker 1: might be the best show on the planet ever. It
Speaker 1: was incredible. Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski.
Speaker 2: Alick Paul. It is our workplace.
Speaker 1: If you watch it, somebody adds up to every single
Speaker 1: one of the people on that show.
Speaker 2: I don't really know who.
Speaker 1: I would be, but they're all here. Okay, everybody's here.
Speaker 1: There's this one episode where it sort of shows what's
Speaker 1: in everybody's brain, and one of them. All it is
Speaker 1: is just cartoons like from Sesame Street, like kind of
Speaker 1: puppet muppety cartoons from Sesame Street.
Speaker 2: I think that's scary. Yeah, I think that's the inside
Speaker 2: of his head. Yeah, he doesn't know when people are
Speaker 2: mad at him. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's just he just operates like Plankton from fucking SpongeBob
Speaker 1: is running him.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Can you please get him?
Speaker 4: I like that. I'm gonna lobby for him to be on,
Speaker 4: like maybe a half of an episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to.
Speaker 4: I think if you did a full episode, Scary, you'd
Speaker 4: lose your shit. So maybe half, but I'm ready to
Speaker 4: hear it.
Speaker 3: I need to. I have a lot of questions I
Speaker 3: need to be answered.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's the thing with Scary. I would love
Speaker 1: to have him on because I think that he would
Speaker 1: have a lot of interesting things to say. It just
Speaker 1: opens a whole can of worms. Then, because I kept saying,
Speaker 1: I'm only going to have the people on the podcast
Speaker 1: who don't have a microphone, but Scary has kind of
Speaker 1: a microphone. I mean, he's on all morning. But since
Speaker 1: you lobbied for it, I mean you're you're lobbying to me.
Speaker 1: So yes, request granted. Okay, great, get Scary in for
Speaker 1: half an episode. Sometimes we love to get Abby in here.
Speaker 1: Oh Abby, Yes, Yeah, I just don't want anyone to
Speaker 1: feel left out, like, well, why didn't you have me on?
Speaker 1: We mean, I would love to have everybody one. I
Speaker 1: think it'd be fun to do like a deep dive
Speaker 1: into everyone's lives, like Nate.
Speaker 2: Right now, what's going on with Nate. Let's have a conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh is that at a talkback?
Speaker 3: There is one Nate questioned?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see what this one has to say.
Speaker 7: Hey, Gandhi, it's Joe from Buffoon, ne York. Longtime listener,
Speaker 7: first time caller. I'm wondering if you can shed a
Speaker 7: little light, or if Nate can shed a little light
Speaker 7: on what's going on in his life. I feel like
Speaker 7: there's been some subtle hiddens dropped here and there, that
Speaker 7: he moved into the city, that he's going to a renaissance,
Speaker 7: and if he's open to talking about it, I think
Speaker 7: us listeners and his unbeknown's best friends would love to
Speaker 7: hear about it. I hope you having a good day.
Speaker 7: We'll talk later.
Speaker 2: I love the way he left his first time caller,
Speaker 2: longtime listener, that's so exciting. Okay, so let's talk about Nate.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should just start getting these people in here
Speaker 1: one by one and okay, I do a deep dive.
Speaker 1: So Nate again should be here to tell Nate's story.
Speaker 1: But we can confirm he is in fact single. He
Speaker 1: did move into a bachelor pad in the city, and
Speaker 1: he is having a renaissance. The man's been working out
Speaker 1: and trying to live his life. I know he hung
Speaker 1: out down the Jersey Shore this weekend. I don't know
Speaker 1: that any of those things have really been subtle. I
Speaker 1: think they've kind of just said it on the air,
Speaker 1: so it's not a secret. But as far as you
Speaker 1: know what happened in his life and what's going on,
Speaker 1: that's not my business to say.
Speaker 2: But I would love to have Nate in here to
Speaker 2: have a conversation with him about it.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's having a renaissance. Well I think
Speaker 4: he should. Like I think we're giving him a little
Speaker 4: too much.
Speaker 2: Oh too much?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: Too much? Chip on your dip?
Speaker 1: They stay it backwards, listen, why just because like the
Speaker 1: he's just a regular old guy just trying to live
Speaker 1: his life.
Speaker 3: You know, you're going to the gym.
Speaker 4: You should be going to the gym, Like, Okay, he
Speaker 4: had heart defects. He should be walking and moving in
Speaker 4: his body a right, So yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Then but now he's at a concert. It's Berry Malelow.
Speaker 2: He needs some of his life.
Speaker 1: He partied down the shore at whatever the party plays
Speaker 1: down the shore is that I don't want to go to.
Speaker 4: I don't understand how you guys go all the way
Speaker 4: out there and then leave. I would listen. I need
Speaker 4: to be where the people are for a little bit
Speaker 4: because it's just like you went.
Speaker 3: All the way out there. Yeah, but then, honestly, I
Speaker 3: don't know there you said those earlier. There's no black
Speaker 3: people down there, no people of color.
Speaker 1: I saw no people of color except our amazing security team.
Speaker 2: They were awesome. Shout out to those dudes. They were great.
Speaker 1: Aside from that, I was like, so it's me and
Speaker 1: all of y'all. There's one speck of pepper in this salt.
Speaker 1: It was incredible. I'm very used to being the only
Speaker 1: person of color in a room.
Speaker 2: It happens. I think it's really.
Speaker 1: Interesting if you are the person of color and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's just so many white people there, like it was
Speaker 1: super white, right, there's no shade to that. It's just
Speaker 1: a super white party. They get offended, however, let a
Speaker 1: white person walk into a room full of any ethnicity,
Speaker 1: if it's black people, if it's ending people.
Speaker 2: Whatever, and they'll be the first person to be like,
Speaker 2: I'm the only white guy here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's just the same thing. But there's nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, it wouldn't necessarily be where I
Speaker 1: would hunker down and party all weekend. It's not my
Speaker 1: type of party. It's not even the white it's the music.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not like an electric dance music. AKA, I'm not that
Speaker 1: type of person like Little John Cool. I could get
Speaker 1: down at a club with that kind of stuff, but.
Speaker 3: God no, no, I'd love to watch though.
Speaker 1: That's what I did all morning though. I got to
Speaker 1: sit on the stage and watch what was going on.
Speaker 1: So then by the time the show's over, I was like,
Speaker 1: well and now it's time to go home. Fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: next time you should come down there.
Speaker 3: No, why I'm not going down there? Why m M.
Speaker 3: It's not my vibe.
Speaker 2: So it's just out here talking all this shit.
Speaker 4: I would stay so well, because you have to go,
Speaker 4: so you might as well have fun while you're there
Speaker 4: and stay for a little bit of time. Maybe ask
Speaker 4: them to get you out. All room for two days
Speaker 4: in seats you can relax, you know what I mean? Okay,
Speaker 4: a little staycation, Okay, but I just want to come
Speaker 4: actually go now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it looks exactly like the Jersey Shore TV show,
Speaker 1: Like that's exactly.
Speaker 2: What is out there.
Speaker 1: It was not made up. Seaside Heights is like right, bam,
Speaker 1: that's pretty close to.
Speaker 2: Where we were.
Speaker 1: I did hear the more the more north or south
Speaker 1: when you go in one direction it gets ritzier and ritzier.
Speaker 1: Oh really, also not my scene though, never even heard
Speaker 1: of that. I just wall you hang out with like
Speaker 1: a really cool sunset, like a quiet beach, maybe some mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Whoa at my homies? That's it? Is that asking too much?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, beach in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah happening. Never let me tell you what I'm never
Speaker 2: doing again.
Speaker 1: What getting in the ocean? I'm done with it. You
Speaker 1: went into the ocean. No, First of all, those waves
Speaker 1: looked crazy. The weather was really bad, so the surf
Speaker 1: was choppy, but the waves were enormous. Those are the
Speaker 1: waves that like, knock you on your ass, give your
Speaker 1: bloody nose ta waves.
Speaker 2: They were humongous.
Speaker 1: But for whatever reason, I watched one video of a
Speaker 1: shark attack, and now all that populates to my algorithm
Speaker 1: is shark stories and shark attacks. Absolutely the fuck, not
Speaker 1: no way. And then it gives you these shark attacks
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of before. So this one it's they're
Speaker 1: so sad too, like they're just all sad. A girl
Speaker 1: in the Bahamas snorkeling with her family. She says mom.
Speaker 1: Her mom looks up, thinks there's a school of dolphins
Speaker 1: around her. No, no, it's not one. Not too multiple
Speaker 1: tiger sharks. I didn't even know that they hunted together.
Speaker 1: I thought they were solo creatures. Nope, multiple tiger sharks
Speaker 1: around her. One of them freaking bites her arm off.
Speaker 10: Nope.
Speaker 1: Her mom's there, trying to swim toward her. The girl's
Speaker 1: trying to swim towards the mom. Mom finally grabs it,
Speaker 1: punches one.
Speaker 2: Of the sharks.
Speaker 1: The shark lets go. She's dragging her daughter. Her daughter
Speaker 1: looks at her and says, mom, there's a second shark coming.
Speaker 1: Second shark comes, rips her leg off. Her mom somehow
Speaker 1: is able to pull her onto the rocky beach. They
Speaker 1: end up taking her to the hospital. She's dead by
Speaker 1: the time she gets to the hospital in her mother's arms.
Speaker 3: Nope, Nope, nope.
Speaker 1: Another one, this guy named Simon Nellist terrible story, great
Speaker 1: white apparently throws them up into the air in front
Speaker 1: of tons of people and just shreds him.
Speaker 2: Video horrific.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know what, I don't want to
Speaker 1: see this stuff on my Instagram timeline anymore.
Speaker 2: How darey.
Speaker 1: I could go on and on about the shark attacks,
Speaker 1: but for these reasons, I will not be getting into
Speaker 1: the ocean anytime soon. Those fuckers are coming in closer.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you can't call him shark infested waters.
Speaker 1: It's the ocean, it's where they live. We're infesting it
Speaker 1: as humans. So I'm just gonna go ahead and stay out.
Speaker 4: I'm all said, what do you think, Like, why do
Speaker 4: you think this is happening? Why are they getting closer
Speaker 4: and closer?
Speaker 1: So a lot of people say there are a lot
Speaker 1: of different reasons that global warming is changing the food supply,
Speaker 1: and like jellyfish are now hatching and staying alive a
Speaker 1: lot longer and closer to the shore, so sometimes they're
Speaker 1: coming in for that. People feeding them from piers and docks.
Speaker 2: And stuff all the time.
Speaker 1: Commercial fishing. Just lots of different things are changing. And
Speaker 1: they're also saying now because now we see so much
Speaker 1: drone footage right of Oh my gosh, this is where
Speaker 1: the people are, and this is where.
Speaker 2: The sharks were.
Speaker 1: Well, the sharks have probably always been that close. You
Speaker 1: just didn't know because they don't bother you for the
Speaker 1: most part, which is great. All the chance that they
Speaker 1: bother you. I'm just all set there. That just sounds awful.
Speaker 1: And I've already gotten got by things in the ocean.
Speaker 1: I stepped on that stupid black urchin. I got stung
Speaker 1: by a jellyfish. My best friend got stabbed by a stingray. No, like,
Speaker 1: I don't need I'll need it.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I respect you, ocean. I will stay out of you,
Speaker 1: I say for now.
Speaker 3: I just the ocean has never been a thing for
Speaker 3: me that I liked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I'll watch.
Speaker 4: The sunrise or the sunset on the beach from a
Speaker 4: balcony or something like that. Like the fact that you
Speaker 4: could get swept away at any moment.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hell no, hell no.
Speaker 4: And I don't like the way that it feels when
Speaker 4: the sand you're like standing and the water is there
Speaker 4: and then two seconds later the water is all the
Speaker 4: way like half a mile away or what I pulls
Speaker 4: the sand right under your feet.
Speaker 2: I hate that feeling.
Speaker 4: I hate it, and I'm like, then you get sand
Speaker 4: in places that it shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had Have you ever had sexual relations
Speaker 1: on a beach?
Speaker 3: Never in my life and I never will.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 3: That is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not great.
Speaker 1: Okay, And on that note, I think we should say
Speaker 1: by because coming up next week we're probably gonna have
Speaker 1: Josh and Andrew. If something else doesn't come through fingers
Speaker 1: crossed it does. We need to get abby on here,
Speaker 1: need to get scary in here. We also still need
Speaker 1: to come up with the spinoff podcast that they are
Speaker 1: asking me for.
Speaker 2: So I got to figure this out. Double dip, Double dip?
Speaker 2: Is that what the guy wanted it?
Speaker 1: I know that that's one of the talkbacks here. Let's
Speaker 1: just play that one real quickly.
Speaker 3: Where did you go?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 4: You are?
Speaker 2: Let's see?
Speaker 5: Okay, Hey Gondy, so I love your show and this
Speaker 5: is Alex from Wisconsin, and absolutely if you don't name
Speaker 5: your spinoff episode double dip, what are you even doing
Speaker 5: with your life? Okay? Just letting you know. Love you, Diamond.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are we doing with our life? Maybe it'll
Speaker 2: be double dip. We'll see double dip.
Speaker 1: A lot of working parts here, Okay, Diamond. If people
Speaker 1: want to find you on Instagram or Twitter, where will
Speaker 1: they find you at?
Speaker 3: Diamond?
Speaker 1: Sincere I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Like follow, subscribe,
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