WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Holy Rigatoni! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.960 Yeah, hey, so up zoom did update. Okay, because we're reversed. Okay, 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:08.920 a people on YouTube going to see it reversed. So 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:11.800 this is my right hand, but it's going left looking 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:14.640 in the video. It's mirror it's mirroring the reflection. Oh, 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.160 it's not mirroring. It's opposite. If it was mirroring, i'd 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.880 be over here there where I normally are. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.920 Yeah, well they just changed that without telling you. I mean, 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:26.639 it's really not something that's like critical. It kind of is. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.080 How is it going to play back like this? You 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:32.240 hear the curreg Yeah, I do. Sorry, I'm making coffee. Okay, 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.400 welcome to bowl chat. I have my coffee. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:35.000 It's so weird. 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:38.239 I can't it's odd. I'm just not gonna look there. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:39.040 I'm gonna look at you. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:40.800 I mean, how often do you really look at it? 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:41.600 I do, well, I. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.800 Noticed it right away. You need your headphones? 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:50.160 Okay? Why do I need the headphones? Wow? I don't. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.960 What's the question, Like, what's the point. It's just the 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:58.760 two of us, like Will Smith, just the dude of 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.320 us can make it the only. 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.240 Reason, the only reason. And you know this is a 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.080 little like our net's on a radio secret. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:06.920 But it's a thing. Uh huh. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.840 The reason we have the headphones is because if you 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.440 play something out of the box, we can't hear it. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.160 No, no, I get that. I'm saying, why do we 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:17.200 record with headphones on? Just told you that? Well, I mean, 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.399 what are we really playing? It's bull chat? Welcome and 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.480 now what are we gonna do? Like I understand if 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.200 we play music? You know what. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.600 We've been wearing them all the time, and it's a 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.480 radio thing. I feel like I would feel naked without them. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.120 If I didn't have them on it, it would feel 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:32.800 weird because and I just hear the room and I 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:33.479 don't hear us. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:38.399 If that makes sense. I missed great shot. So what's today? 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:44.200 Today's Wednesday? Yeah, November eighth. I never changed the calendar. No, 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:48.000 that's October. I didn't change the calendar, membres unless it's 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:52.640 a special day, Wednesday November. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:59.720 Ninth. It's November ninth. Okay, that's cool. Thanksgivings in two weeks. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.840 And Veterans Day is this Friday? Wow, get your flags ready. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:07.000 I always put the flag out on all the patriotic holidays. Nice, 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:11.040 you know, July fourth, Flag Day, Veterans Day, Memorial Day, 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:11.880 even Labor Day. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.440 The elections next week, right or it is this week? 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.560 No, it happened yet it was the eighth. Yeah, what 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:17.080 a mess. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.480 Huh. I tell you good one, Scott. We're pre recording 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.799 this because by the time I get back from Cuba 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.119 next week, it'll be too late. And then we didn't 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.720 want to do a quick turnaround time because that would 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.600 be mean to you the listeners. I don't want to 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:30.080 be morbid. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.120 But you may not have made it back from Cuba, 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.880 so this could be your farewell podcast. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.720 Wouldn't that be weird? Yeah, you might be in a 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.639 jail there would you upload it? You're gonna Why would 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:39.359 I be in a jail? 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.600 I don't know. Maybe they took you captive. It's not 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:45.720 a thing hostage, not in Cuba. Why maybe you were 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:46.600 smuggling something. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.800 You know, Cuba is like a huge European tourist destination. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:53.720 I just the United States. That's like, no JFK, everything 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:54.440 shut it down. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:56.239 But I'm sure you got caught up in some kind 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.519 of you know, like what shenanigans. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:03.480 Oh yeah, love getting into shenanigans. Yeah, smuggling things in 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:05.079 or out? 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:09.440 Oh yeah, yeah. 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:13.880 Anyway, Hello, Andrew bringing back that good Cuban snow. If 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:14.640 you know what I'm saying. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.520 Sure, this is bold Chat. It's the sister podcast to 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.160 our award winning podcast, Serial Killer, award winning it is 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:23.000 what awards did we win? 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.640 Didn't we get a thing? Sure? 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.679 No, even if you were a little that remember the 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:29.880 one hundred thousand download thing. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.639 Yeah, that's an award. Okay, we're almost at a million? 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.080 That's crazy. Are we gonna get some kind of blaque? 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.320 I don't think they do that. They stop giving you 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.040 awards once you hit a million. They're kind of like, 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.760 you did it. But do they do we get a million? One? Uh? 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.440 I don't think they give you anything. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.920 But you get a graphic that you can post. Yeah, 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:49.040 that's cool. I think that's a that's an accomplishment. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:49.720 It is huge. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.320 But that's one million downloads since we started the podcast, 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.720 well since we moved back to Spreaker. Oh so we 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:55.760 have a lot more than that. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:59.119 Yeah, we probably hit a million, like a couple months ago. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.160 It just so just explain it in Layman's terms, because 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:06.680 you know, I'm an old idiot. Okay, so one million downloads, 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.360 that doesn't mean a million people. It means you know 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.000 the same person could have downloaded three hundred episode. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:12.480 Yeah, I mean if you're subscribed to it, right, But 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:14.720 I don't download them. I just listen to them. Again, 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.200 you're still listening, so it's like that counts. Yeah, that's 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.400 not a download, that's a listen. Okay, Well you can 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.440 go take this up with I'm not taking anything up. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.239 I'm just nol. I don't just want to chat, okay 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.120 with them about it. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.120 I just want to know the logistics. Yeah, I mean 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.120 it's good because I'm a logistical engineer. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:30.080 Just know it's good. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:34.000 How come shipping is called logistics? Have no idea? Okay, logic. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.520 I don't know logistics. So I just came back from 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:37.040 the bathroom. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:37.840 I don't. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.039 I don't. It's weird like sometimes you'll go and you'll 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.120 pump the soap from the dispenser, yeah, and brown stuff 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:44.560 comes out. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:45.920 I've seen that. Yeah. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:47.880 I think that that's like rust sitting at. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.760 The bottom of the hopper and it smells bad too, yes, 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.560 because it's rust disgusting, and first of all, even when 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.400 it's clear soap, I don't think that's soap. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.279 I don't know what that is, but it really doesn't 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.400 sugs and it doesn't smell good, like you take it 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:03.039 like a drop of soft soap and you get sudsy. 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:06.880 This you could do fifteen spurts and it's like nothing. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.560 And plus it was spraying out the side. 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.320 I'm very excited for the new bathroom. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.760 I'm not at fifty fifth sh I'm not excited at 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:14.880 all because there's really only one. I know you say 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:17.440 there's a secret one, but it's not close to the studio. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.680 So if we have nothing is I know, I mean 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:20.960 we like to get there. 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.520 You gotta walk out of the cubicle and or our section, 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:25.640 our quadrant. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.560 I'm gonna have to leave my house like ten minutes earlier, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.080 you know my morning routine. Yeah, and I'm just I'm 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:31.279 gonna have to get accustomed to it. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.719 Yeah, it's not fun. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:34.680 You're gonna need to leave earlier too, or four. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.920 Thirty probably, Wow. Yeah, I wake up at four fifteen. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:38.880 Now I leave my house. 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.279 Now, I leave my house now at four fifteen, And 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:42.840 you're gonna have to leave at four thirty. And you're 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:44.040 much closer than I am. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.760 So four thirty just to walk out the door, because 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.240 then if I get to my usual corner, that scary 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.320 drives in. I need to get there by four fifty ish, 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.279 so at four to fifteen and four thirty five. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.000 Ishy, have you ever been propositioned on the corner while 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:57.760 you're standing and waiting for your vehicle to come. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:05:59.679 No, because it's a residential area. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.120 But you know there's people. There's street walkers over there. 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:05.960 I'm sure no, there's not Scott. This isn't like I 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:07.440 don't know what age that even is. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:12.839 Street walker. Yeah, ladies, they're watching me with my backpack 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.120 on and going, oh, you want to work for us, daddy? 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.800 Come on, Well, I mean once your beard grows fuzzy, 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:20.680 you may get approached. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.120 I mean I have to shave it this weekend. Oh 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:23.760 I thought wedding. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.240 I thought we weren't doing that. I mean, you are, 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:30.160 no Sam sweating. I'm shaving my face on the twenty fourth. Yeah, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.920 I have to shave my face on the. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:37.240 You did already. Ninth is a Wednesday, The eighth is 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.880 a Tuesday. The seventh on the seventh because that is 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.279 the day already, So you already shaved and you've already 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.080 been again. We already said. We prerecorded this, and I 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.719 love when people actually hop into the comments on YouTube 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.480 and like we'll say, oh, Scott broke his cardinal rule. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.559 He admits it's we recorded the DA. No, I always 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.680 admit that it's this is never lie. You don't what 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:57.040 do you talk? 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.840 I always say today is November whatever. Yes, when you're 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:03.279 listening to it, that's the day. You will say it's 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:04.000 not pre recorded. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:05.840 Remember when you would like put on a different shirt 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:06.839 and be like they can't know. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.760 I was kidding you, stupid a hole dude. It's so 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.520 obvious that we record these things. It's not live. Well, 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.880 you heard it from the horse's mouth, guys, mister. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:18.920 Dad, how did you know? Mister d shut it down. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.520 I will say, Newman, thank you for sending us at 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:25.160 adorable video of your daughter. I it was funny. 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.080 I couldn't even understand what I couldn't even understand what 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:28.760 she said he was. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.720 Doing seeing the Christmas which like same and she's like, no, 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.160 not ready, yeah, because that's you not ready yet? Now 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.280 for Christmas time? 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.080 Well, I tell you, we have this sign in the 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.080 house that's like welcome to our home. And the O 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.560 is like, is uh you put all these different holiday 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:44.040 things there? 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:44.720 I love that. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.880 So when the pumpkin came down Cooper immediately put the 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.680 Christmas tree at the time the dradle. Hello, I know 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.800 she can, I said, Cooper, you skipped Thanksgiving? No, you 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.240 know she she likes the present holidays better well to 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.200 her when you're a kid, why would you not? But 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.560 she blew right past Thanksgiving because you know the set 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:02.800 comes with a turkey hold. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:06.440 Up, So like when you have both holidays, right, I said, hum, 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.440 welcome hum for both the dradil and the Christmas tree 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:11.280 or present. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.880 No, it just goes over the Oh she jammed them together. Oh, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:16.120 so she put them both in the O. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:17.960 I don't know how she got it. I thought I 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.560 thought you'd take out the O, and you do. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.560 It's like a velcro. It's a velcrow and it goes 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:21.960 in there. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.160 Got it? Okay, that makes sense. I thought you replace 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.680 the O with two things that look like Oh's, And 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:27.120 I'm like, who? 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.840 And again it might not even be in the O, 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.880 might just be above out fire and not in a 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.280 word at all. I'm not sure I forget. But whatever 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:34.880 it is, it's that cute little, you know, homie thing. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:39.680 Do you know for my koozy business, you're making pickleball coozies? Dude, 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.360 pickleballs all the right. I know I've never played it, 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.880 but like four or five sets of Koozies yesterday, and 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:49.640 let me tell you something coming soon to Koozie Kings exciting. 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.400 Right up right above the shop right that I go to, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.360 there are pickleball courts because there's a development right behind there. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.000 So when you're pushing your shopping cart or depending on 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:01.120 you hear it, you know what part of the country 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.400 you're from, either your shopping cart or your wagon or 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.719 your buggy or your whatever else they call it. I 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.760 don't know if there's any other word trolley. Trolley I 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:11.840 think is in England. But you hear boom, boom boom. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.640 It's a little bit different than sounds, a little different 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.839 than tennis. And the court I think is a little bit. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.360 Different because it's like a whiffle ball. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:19.760 Do you know there was a whole thing in New 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.080 York City a couple of weeks ago where they complained, yes, 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:26.800 the pickleball League. No, Well they're taking over like tennis 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.680 courts and stuff in parks, and people are getting pissed, 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.920 so they want they want designated pickleball court. Okay, what 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.680 is pickleball? Is it still go over in net. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.000 Yeah. 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:35.520 I don't think I've ever even watched a game. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.000 Yeah you would. Actually, I think, like pickleball, we should 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.160 go play it. There's courts and Hoboken and I have 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:44.920 my rackets. They so it's not a racket as much 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.360 as it it's a paddle or a racket, right yeah. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.320 So it's a paddle right hard. There's not like a 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.480 tennis racket that has the net like. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:54.520 So it's the wooden paddle with like the holes in it, 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:55.720 because that's a different kind. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.560 Of ball paddle. This is basically just like a short, 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:03.240 little stubby handle like a big ping pong paddle. Yes, okay, 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:07.640 And then she like what I Yes they did, so 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.680 that's that. And then you have a whiffle ball and 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:10.760 then they have like a net. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.559 Is it a whiffle ball or is it a pickleball? 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.040 It's I mean they call it a pickleball, but it's big. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:19.280 So the holes round or long because whiffleball the holes 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.840 are long, they're round, they're round like a whole punch 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.480 a round. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:28.640 Yes okay. And then you hit back and forth like tennis. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.839 But there's like rules like you have to stay out 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.600 of the kitchen that to so like a tennis court, right, 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:35.600 you know how when. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.679 It's like I don't understand the lines, but yes. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.480 Okay, So the front of it, so you have your 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.880 like back two ends, and then you have that long 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.440 rectangle in the front. That's where you hit the net. Sure, 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.319 that's the kitchen, Okay, you got to stay out of 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:47.440 that when you're hitting back and forth. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.600 What are the other rooms called? 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.840 I don't know, okay, but you hit back and forth 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.480 and it goes really fast, and if you're really good 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.920 at pickleball, it like there's no bouncing. You just are 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:56.600 constantly like. 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:00.480 So basically it's like it's like life size ping pong, I. 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.280 Would say so, and it could be very I think 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.760 the reason why it's caught on so well is especially 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.040 for an older generation that's playing it, because it is 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.679 insane in retirement communities. How many people play pickleball? Yeah? 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.840 I think it can be a lot more low effort 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:20.840 than a tennis but still a fantastic physical exercise. Like 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.640 you're still out there and you still have to move 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.520 sweating enough. Sure, yeah where it is it's not as 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.600 intense as tennis, but you're still moving. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.439 Now, was there an outfit because are you're wearing like 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:30.319 a little tennis skirt. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:30.840 Thinks so. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:34.520 But you know, our friend Darren's wife, Carly is a 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:39.280 pickleball instructor, and she's like, she wins all kinds of stuff. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.640 I'm telling you this picture is a champion. I'm expecting 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:42.680 our golf coosies. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.360 I have no idea why, but if you search golf 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.520 coosies on Amazon, we're the number one search. It's insane. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.680 I don't know who's buying them. Some days you log 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.440 on and you just see like ten sales and you're like, 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.400 who bought ten of these coosies? And who are they 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:54.960 giving them too? 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.120 So now you have money to buy advertising for us? 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.640 Right, No, because we're claiming it a the loss for 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.959 this year for tax purposes. Oh should you have said that? Well, 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.000 I mean that's what every business does. We're not taking 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.880 any money out of it. We're just reinvesting it into 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:08.280 the business. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.600 You're not scamming Uncle Sam. No, okay, I just want to. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.439 Make sure reporting everything on taxes. I don't want you 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.439 to get in trouble, but most businesses, you really should 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:18.520 report your losses for year one. Don't take any profits out. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.520 Good to know. Yeah, fun but yeah, coosy line pickleball 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.640 coming soon? Coozy who to thunk? Kouzy? What a business? 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:27.600 And I'm telling you just all you have to do 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:31.120 is go on, Ali Baba, figure out something, figure out 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.800 your niche and just go with it. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:36.160 You could quit this miserable job and just sell coozies 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:36.800 the rest of your life. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:40.280 Well it would require a lot more coozies. Oh yeah, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.040 to invest, sure, Tuck. The thing is I really wish 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:47.360 that we could find a United States seller. Yeah, I 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:47.640 know what. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.839 You're so un American that these things made overseas terrible. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.839 Andrew, When you go to a US factory and you're like, hey, 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.959 could you give me a line of two hundred and 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.400 fifty to five hundred koozies for twenty two cents each, 0:12:58.800 --> 0:12:59.840 you get laughed out. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.720 Because we pay people more than ten cents an hour. 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:02.320 That's why. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:03.920 So did you while you were a Cuba did you 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:05.200 check to see how much it would be there? 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.920 No? Because I wasn't in Cuba yet. Oh remember we 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.640 said we're not gonna fool the listen, Okay, will you 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.080 check now? Watch it? Look where am I going? Because 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:17.600 then it's like, even is that illegal? Well? Think about 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.719 Anything going into Cuba gets searched. Anything getting out of 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:21.560 Cuba gets searched. 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.560 Not like you're hiding cocaine in them. They're just beer. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:26.480 Coozies, understood, but you never know they it's a lot. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.680 I don't know. The regulations might be stricter for searching. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.280 But if you're a US supplier and you could give 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.720 me twenty two cent coozies or less, we'll use you, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.120 like starting asat even twenty five cents. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.200 They're not listening to us. 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.440 You do say that, but sometimes I'm a little surprised 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.880 when I get emails from people like, hey, you mentioned this, 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:53.640 We want to give you this. Who cereals? Who looks? Where? What? Where? When? Why? How? 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.880 I have to say, I wish there was more, but 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.840 we've there's very few people that have listened to this 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.160 podcast that are of you know that's what you say, 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.439 that have sent stuff because they owned a company. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:07.160 Know what we need? What an agent? An agent? 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.120 You said that many times before. Let's get one, okay 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.960 called David Katz? Well who were we need to be 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:13.760 booked on shows? 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.560 Yeah, we do. When there's like a serial segment like 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.640 this is the Today Show and this is We're going 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.440 to be talking about the new marshmallow rice crispies. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:23.920 Yes, or I'm telling you, like when someone finds a 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.520 Cereal experts when someone finds a razor blade in a 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.520 box of fruit loops, like they should come to us 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.080 here sitting here. So what do you guys think about that? Well, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.200 I tell you it's a very very rare phenomenon to 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.360 find a razor blade in fruit loops because you know what, 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:37.800 it could have come from the factory. One of the 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.920 machines could have lost one of the chopping things, or 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.360 somebody could have tampered with the boxes. So it's you know, 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:43.320 it's a mystery. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.440 And I would like to say, shut up, he doesn't 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:47.560 know anything about Cereal. Back to me in razor blades 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:48.160 and fruit loops. 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:50.840 By the way, I'm so sorry, but I saw in 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.160 the news today, which was actually last week, that somebody 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.600 actually found a razor blade in a candy bar that 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.520 they got on a Halloween. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:59.120 Like that's such. 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.120 They say that that was a wives tale, but I 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.080 mean it was on the news. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:05.040 I just don't believe it. I just I think so. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.040 You think people are making it up for notoriety. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.800 For sure, Remember what was it Cinnamento's crunch Gate, the 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.040 shrimp tail shrimp. Where did that ever go? 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:15.040 It was all fake or General Mills just paid the 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:19.840 guy off and said, shut up, we'll be back right 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.200 after this. And we're back. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:26.160 So back to your point we were discussing, I would 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:30.720 say maybe fake news question mark. Yeah, that's a problem 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.840 with social media. I could go online and literally say 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.080 the dumbest things and all of a sudden it could 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:37.840 get one hundred thousand likes and people are like, did 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.320 you see the story? It's not a story, and it 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.560 becomes real exactly. There's no verifying any information. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.760 By the way, would you like some fruit loops? I 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:47.520 got these for you. 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:53.480 What's uh? What's going on? Nothing? Hold on? I don't 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.920 want you this. Can you hold that for a second. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.720 I was going to get the razorblade. There's none left 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.760 on there. I was going to snap the piece off 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:00.600 and put it in, but. 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.320 No, hold on. What let me open the fruit loops? 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.040 Bard there was a box cutter in the fruit loops. Guys, 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.920 Holy crap, Oh my god, Oh look at that full 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:13.640 razor blade. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.400 Now you're gonna get sued for slander because this is crazy. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.239 Stop guys, so good. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.640 Wow, you never know what to expect anymore. It's true, 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.520 you never know what's real and what's not. Yeah, it's 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.520 all fake, ninety nine percent of it. And then I 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.120 don't want to get too much into it. But that 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:32.400 stupid Elon Musk buying Twitter annoys me. It's stupid. Why 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.880