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Speaker 1: in a weird situation. We just got one of those

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, I'm not going to tell everybody

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Speaker 1: your issue that Brent said in the email, but what

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Speaker 1: I went on a date with her last night and

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Speaker 1: a really important package, please hang around, And so I've

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Speaker 1: been waiting, but it's been like I'm like almost four

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Speaker 1: hours now, and Derek, why don't you just sitting here

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Speaker 1: don't know her that well? Well, she was really adamant

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Speaker 1: first date last night, and like, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: no other there's no other weird things that are I mean,

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Speaker 1: just worried a little bit about you. Yeah, have you

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Speaker 1: Check out like her medicine cabinets. He's got four hours

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Speaker 1: four hours I've been looking around. She she's kind of

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Speaker 1: Have you tried to call her and be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: no package yet it's been four hours. Yeah, I've called her,

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Speaker 1: who asked you to stay. I'll want to be a

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: but she seems seemed like it was gonna be right,

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Speaker 1: to call you right away. What do you want our

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Speaker 1: to just our advice on what to do in the situation?

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Speaker 1: I would just leave if I were you. Yeah, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I've had that thought probably every ten minutes for the

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Speaker 1: the of the first date. All right, we're gonna call

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Speaker 1: her right for this. Hang on, man, alright, I want

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Speaker 1: It's it's kind of strange. A guy emailed us and

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Speaker 1: So we called Derek. We found out that Derek is

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Speaker 1: He's been there for four hours waiting for a package

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Speaker 1: you said you were late for work, right, Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: supposed at work two hours ago. Okay, I've told Derek.

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Speaker 1: so just hang out. This is weird. This is super weird.

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Alyssa? Yes, it is Alyssa. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I work in the apartment complex that you live in,

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Speaker 1: Would you like to talk about that? Wait? I don't

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Speaker 1: understand what this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: are you fine? Thanks? How are you? I'm good. I

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Speaker 1: by that? Derek like from last night? You know him? Yes,

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Speaker 1: And you haven't been answering the phone. So Derek asked

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Speaker 1: that's kind of strange, right, Like you just met him

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Speaker 1: text messages and phone calls? Though? Um, I saw a text,

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Speaker 1: he's been at your house for four hours? Right? Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you're just using the dude to wait around

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Speaker 1: to and that you might be making him late? I mean,

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Speaker 1: You made me seef like the package is gonna be

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Speaker 1: minute now. Hey, Alyssa, that's Derek on the He's been

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Speaker 1: on the other line. Oh hey, hey, oh hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I've been at your place for like four hours, like

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Speaker 1: how did they get a hold you? What is what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Well? Hey, you kind of couldn't give me

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Speaker 1: once I got there, I would just calling and check in.

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Speaker 1: I just really need your help when that package gets there.

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Speaker 1: What's in the package? A Lissa, I'm curious, like, what's

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Speaker 1: And you're not even really Well, it's this new dresser,

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Speaker 1: who's going to build it? Yeah? Well that's why I

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Speaker 1: just I was like, oh great, that's like that's like

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Speaker 1: If someone's not there, they won't they won't drop it off.

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Speaker 1: Okay yea, unless you could you could have just asked,

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Speaker 1: and like that's like, I'll help you with the dresser.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. Like maybe give me the tracking number,

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Speaker 1: putting together a dresser. Don't will don't be willing to

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Speaker 1: I'm ass at this point. Push over. Well, no, I

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Speaker 1: But listen, are you really attracted to a guy who's

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Speaker 1: for you? No questions asked. I think it's great that

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Speaker 1: really sweet. I'm happy to do it. You just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: give me the info. Yeah, just like I have to

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Speaker 1: go to work, you know, and like I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it for you, Like could you jeff tools?

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Speaker 1: Do I need to bring over tools or whatever? Fun

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Speaker 1: he's gonna do it. You're you're a nice guy, but

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Speaker 1: if this is your first date? What happens down the line, Well, well,

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Speaker 1: obviously we need to work on our communication, obviously, or

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Speaker 1: you need to learn to not get used. She's using you.

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Speaker 1: Derek's all right, Well, Derek, it sounds like you're gonna

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Speaker 1: put together the dresser and I will pay for lunch

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Speaker 1: for you if you want to take a break from

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Speaker 1: putting together to the dresser and have lunch with a

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Speaker 1: Listen when she gets back, well yeah, like, I actually

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Speaker 1: need to figure out when it's when it's coming, so like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you will make a good time out of it. Maybe

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Speaker 1: order some food and put together a freaking dressers. Listen,

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Speaker 1: you must be smoking hot dresser day. Yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I think that sounds great. Yeah, I bet you do.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm glad this worked out for you too,

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Speaker 1: Broken juicil in the morning.