1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by trying to help a owning 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: Karen and assuming her pets. Excuse me, this is a 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: rather ridge featherwooded lemur. 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 2: Excuse you? 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 3: How dare you assume my pet species? 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: Exactly. We were just watching a show a show mo 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 1: in Netflix last night. Yeah, it's actually really good, and 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: they made a joke where someone had like a personal 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: zoo at their house and this guy was like, Yo, 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: do you see the zoo? They have anorexic raccoons in there, 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: and they were like, that's a lemur. 12 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 3: From now on you could only refer to them as 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: anorexic raccoons. Yes, just happened this weekend. I work at 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 3: a large pet store, how large baby, and we had 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,840 Speaker 3: a middle aged woman come in looking around a little lost. 16 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 3: She didn't know where the heck she was going, and 17 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 3: everyone could tell, you. 18 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 2: Know, stupid. 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 3: I noticed her while stocking chef else and when I 20 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 3: got a little closer, it was obvious she was a 21 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 3: ferret odor Is there like like that store stereotypes where 22 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 3: it's like, oh that that that guy's definitely at got 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 3: goldfish owner? 24 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: I feel like stoner. I feel like it's a stoner pet. 25 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: It is fairest doner. I knew, I knew a ferret 26 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: owner who's a stoner. So I'm just like casting that 27 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: whole stereotype. 28 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 3: Upon Yeah, kind of seem sick, like I know, like 29 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 3: there's like definitely a stigma against ferret owners. 30 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, why, I guess it's like kind of rodent, Like 31 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 1: it's like like a possum. 32 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's it's closer to like a little little 33 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 3: like a miniature bear. 34 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 2: No, they're pretty possum. 35 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 3: Like, let me look at a ferret. I don't think 36 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 3: I would mind. Yeah, dude, that's that. That ship's cute 37 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 3: as fun. It's like a little rapet looks like a possum. No, 38 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,639 Speaker 3: it's way cuter than a possum. You're you're look up 39 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 3: it is what do you know? Yeah, that's a possum. 40 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 3: Is fucking freaky. 41 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: They're not they're not like like exactly the same, but 42 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: they look like the most like each other in that Like. 43 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 3: Yo, look at look all right, look at this possum 44 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 3: I'm looking at right now. There's no way that's the 45 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 3: closest thing, y know. It's the ship. It's cute. 46 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 2: It is cute. I'm not saying it's not you. 47 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 3: I would get a ferret, man, I would get a ferret. 48 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not cute. I'm just saying that 49 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: it's like the closest looking thing. 50 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,079 Speaker 3: You're a freaking ferrot hater, you know what. Fuck all 51 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 3: fer Fuck all fairs. 52 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 2: I hate all of them. 53 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 3: I didn't realize you hated ferrot so much. 54 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 2: You know, I'm just a ferret hater. 55 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 3: I say, yeah, screw you, man, I'm a ferret lover. 56 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 2: Over here. 57 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 3: We love for all ferrets. 58 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you. 59 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. I got closer and it was obvious she was 60 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 3: a ferret owner, if you know what I mean. Sorry, 61 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 3: ferret people that I can definitely always smell you. Is 62 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 3: there a ferret smell? 63 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 2: I don't know, yo. 64 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 3: I think a fair would be a sick pet. Am 65 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 3: I weird? 66 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: I think they would be a cool pet. I'm not 67 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: I'm not even I wasn't even trying to diss on 68 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 1: them all. I'm simply all I am simply saying is 69 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: they look the most similar to a possum. That's all 70 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm not even saying they're ugly. They're cute, 71 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: I think, and they're probably fine as a pet, but 72 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: they like Brad Pitt looks like Steve. It's like like, yeah, 73 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: they're both like are like white guys, but like, have 74 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: you looked at the eyes of Steve, They look like 75 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: wrinkly ball sacks. No, it's they're they're the most the 76 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: most similar looking and they're still different. 77 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 3: Like like you and Brad Pitt or yossoms. 78 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: You look like your cousin, but you look way more 79 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: like your sister than your cousin. You you like, like 80 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: look different enough from your cousin, but there's still similarities. 81 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 3: Sure, I'm just saying there's. 82 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: More like like broad stroke similarities to a fair and 83 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: a possum, and like like a ferret and a bear 84 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: or a ferret and uh a raccoon or something like that. 85 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 3: There's no animal or raccoon are look more similar than 86 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: a ferret and a possum. 87 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: But the build though, like the whole package, the build, 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: because like, possums are long and skinny and ferrets are long. 89 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 3: Sound like rattail things on them. 90 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: Well, ferrets have a tail, yeah, but not a rat tail, 91 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: Like I like tail, like a rat tail. A rattail 92 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: is a tail. Was far they just have a hairless 93 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: hairless possum tail. I hate hairless tales. Hairless tails are 94 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 1: the words. Hairless seals are pretty bad, They're terrible. Yeah, 95 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: it's all I'm say. It's not exactly the same, it's 96 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:48,840 Speaker 1: simply the most similar. You know what, just fuck your ferrets. 97 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 2: Ferrets will be the end of the show. 98 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, why did the show split up? Well, we could 99 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 3: agree what was more similar? 100 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 1: Fair call her daddy moment where we'll upload like thirty 101 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: in a long episodes. 102 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 3: Like I was. 103 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: Simply saying, I look the most similar to possums, but 104 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: here we are. 105 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 2: Okay, all right? 106 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 3: Anyway, anyway, this is much like John op is also 107 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 3: a ferret hater. Absolutely sorry ferret people, but I can 108 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 3: definitely smell you, and you smell like shit, probably more 109 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 3: so because ferrets aren't dissented here in the UK like 110 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 3: they are in some places like the US where I 111 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 3: used to live. I don't mind that much. I guess 112 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 3: you can't working at a pet store, but it certainly 113 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 3: is always noticeable on every single person I've ever rung 114 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,280 Speaker 3: up at the register who bought ferret supplies. They're ick. 115 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 3: So I thought, oh, that makes sense. The ferret stuff 116 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 3: is a bit tucked away, so I said, excuse me, 117 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 3: are you looking for the ferret aisle. It's around that way. 118 00:05:50,600 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 3: The leader to the garbage kid dump shouldn't say that. 119 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 3: At first, she seemed happy and thanked me and started 120 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 3: walking off in the direction I pointed, But then suddenly 121 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 3: she stopped and faced me and said, wait a minute, 122 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 3: how did you know I was looking for the parodeyle 123 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 3: And Opie is like, it's the way you smelled. Actually no, no, no, 124 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 3: oh my god. Well that was awkward. I didn't know 125 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 3: what to say, so I said, well, you could just well, 126 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 3: you know, you could just kind of tell working here, 127 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 3: you know, or something done like that. She said, you're 128 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 3: trying to say I stink, don't you? 129 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 2: She knows? 130 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:37,039 Speaker 3: Yo, dude, this farrot owner is insecure. 131 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, how terrible they are. What's happening? 132 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 3: He do ferrot stink? Well? 133 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: I guess there. I guess they have some sort of 134 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: scent glands that are still. 135 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 3: And I say, well, you know, every animal just has 136 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 3: their own smell and it's okay. And she got upset 137 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 3: and said, well that was very rude. I'm not a slob. 138 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,919 Speaker 3: I showered before coming here. 139 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. 140 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 3: I love how like this ferret owner is not like 141 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 3: giving proof. It's like, smell my hair. 142 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: It smells like Panteine orange scent, come on, Garnier fruit tease. 143 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: And then she stormed off for her farodyl Apparently she 144 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: complained to my manager too, and he had a talk 145 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: with me that he was glad I was trying to 146 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: help a customer, but it's probably best not to sniff 147 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: out ferret owners for expedited assistance. 148 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 3: Point taken. 149 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: I mean he was just trying to be you know, 150 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: time is money, Yeah, that's my and any time that 151 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: you have to spend smelling a ferret owner is time wasted. Yeah, 152 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: time is money, and fare owners are filthy. Like, I 153 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: truly don't see what the issue is here. 154 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 3: Well, actually, speaking of issues, I'm actually thinking about swapping 155 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 3: rooms with Brandon and getting my own room so I 156 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 3: can get my own ferret. 157 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: I want to I want to literally walk into your 158 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: room and the floor is caught like you hun into poop, 159 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: the floors wiggling. No, no, no, not ferrets covered in ferrets. 160 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 1: I'm talking forty to fifty like, the floors just wiggling. 161 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 3: Dude, ferret orgy. That's what I want my room to be. 162 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 2: That's that's the true test. 163 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 3: If you really want ferrets to have forty of them 164 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 3: by all means, yeah, I really want to, like not 165 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 3: like I'm already thinking like ah shit, like I want 166 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 3: to decorate. I want to get the bust of Bach 167 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 3: somewhere on there. 168 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 2: I like that. 169 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: Or a big moosehead, just like a big moosehead, like 170 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,840 Speaker 1: right like over your bed anytime, anytime you take a 171 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 1: woman home, it's. 172 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 3: Just like like but like like like a massive moods. 173 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 3: I mean, moose are pretty. 174 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 2: I'm talking like half I'm thinking like half the. 175 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 3: Size of your bed, Like the antlers are coming out. Yeah, 176 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 3: in front of the door. You can't even open the. 177 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: Doorway all. 178 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 2: Squeeze in a little bit. 179 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 3: And she's like, uh, She's like, where did this moosehead 180 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 3: come from? And I'm like, Canada, two thousand and three, 181 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 3: killing a moose. 182 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 1: It was it was my it was my eighth kill 183 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: at the ripe age of seven. Yeah, and I killed 184 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: it all that year. Yeah, eight moose the moose massacre 185 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: of ninety of two thousand and six. And then see 186 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: what she says, yeah, yeah, She's like, oh my god, yeah. 187 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,080 Speaker 2: Oh my god, take your pants off. 188 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 3: Yikes.