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Speaker 1: welcome to the Unofficial Expert. This is week number nine

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Speaker 1: hundred and seventy two of the show, and we're having

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Speaker 1: a great time, right sid Yes, I'm Sydney and I'm Marie.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, the other the other black girl on the thing. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: so this is a show where we talk to people

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Speaker 1: who think they're smart, but we're experts too, write sid Yeah, Sidney,

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Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week? I was

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Speaker 1: an expert in loving myself. So a lot of masturbating

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Speaker 1: this week, you know what. I tried to masturbate yesterday,

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Speaker 1: but I had already put a turtleneck on and wait,

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Speaker 1: hands wait, I just wait, wait, hold on, wait, So

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Speaker 1: you have to be but as naked to masturbate, but

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Speaker 1: ass naked. Also, I don't think you love yourself if

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Speaker 1: you wear turtlenecks. That's a damn life. Listen, I live

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Speaker 1: in a turtleneck and I always kill it. I make

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Speaker 1: turtlenecks look great. But anyway, I can't have any clothes

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Speaker 1: on when I'm masturbating. It just makes me uncomfortable. Really,

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Speaker 1: not even like a baggy sleep shirt. No, I can't

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Speaker 1: be in a sleep shirt. I can't even have socks on.

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Speaker 1: I gotta have my feet free if I want to

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Speaker 1: get the best climax ever. Mmm, I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out what my sock situation is. To take your socks

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Speaker 1: off before you masturbate, girl, would I tell you? Really? Yes?

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I couldn't masturbate because I already put my

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Speaker 1: clothes on. But I've just been moisturizing myself more, rubbing

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Speaker 1: myself more, just touching, just touching my shoulders, saying you

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Speaker 1: are the baddest bitch. Like that's that's what does that work?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Like your like daily mantra? You know, I

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Speaker 1: usually look in the mirror and say I'm conceded. I

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Speaker 1: love myself and tell myself that I am doing great things?

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Speaker 1: Does that work? It's helping? Really? Yeah? Okay, because people

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Speaker 1: have been sending me a lot of links on like

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Speaker 1: visualization and mana manifestation. So I've been watching a lot

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Speaker 1: of like YouTube videos about like really pretty white people

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Speaker 1: that are like you just have to be really grateful

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Speaker 1: and express gratitude and then like you get more stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, is that is that how it works?

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Speaker 1: I feel like at this moment in my life, anything

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Speaker 1: that anybody's saying on YouTube, I'm gonna take it. I

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Speaker 1: want to do better in life. And so I've just

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Speaker 1: been you know, loving myself. You've been giving me a

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Speaker 1: little affirmations, you know, touching my shoulder and saying, oh me,

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Speaker 1: I've been touch my elbow. You said, you know I'm

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Speaker 1: doing great things as well. Okay, well that's good. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad that I help you. But now with loving yourself,

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Speaker 1: are you also like eating better pale salads and stuff? No, No,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you what I ate the other day.

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Speaker 1: Egg white omelets. Bitch, it's twenty seventeen. You can't tell

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Speaker 1: with spinach, feta and tomatoes like, look out, doesn't that

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Speaker 1: sound rich? No? I don't like hot tomatoes, kind of

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Speaker 1: I went to the gym as well, loving myself. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: Because you wanted to get on the elliptical because Marine Fosten,

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Speaker 1: by lying to herself. Anyway, So what week? Where were you?

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Speaker 1: So you know, I'm trusting in God that she's gonna

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Speaker 1: My sister just walks right in ready to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: She's like, are we ready for bed? I was like, well, well,

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Speaker 1: Oh you was ready to love yourself. You was ready

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Speaker 1: I can see me. Since you're you got your breath back?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to start the show? Man? This is

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Speaker 1: we are on fire right now. Just Marie, let's pray.

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Speaker 1: Let's just oh, let's pray that Neil gets her own place.

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Speaker 1: You putting lavender on the pillowcase, oil on the pillow

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Speaker 1: fancy and white, so she probably does. She's so fancy

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Speaker 1: masturbation room. Yes, yeah, I'm sure. And it has nice,

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Speaker 1: You know what we'll ask you do introduce her and

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Speaker 1: is a social light. She is she's a philanthropist. I

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Speaker 1: was waiting for that, right. My tongue got tied. But

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. She is everything, rich and white.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for our rich bitch expert, Greta title man.

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Speaker 2: Clap for myself.

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Speaker 1: Now, Greta, are you a natural blonde? Okay? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: was I wasn't sure, Greta. Do you put lavender oil

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Speaker 2: I have a spray that is it's called what is

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Speaker 2: it called. It's called like moon.

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Speaker 1: Tonic or something you touch yourself to.

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Speaker 2: It's it on your.

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Speaker 3: Pillows and there's some lavender in there for relaxation, right right,

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Speaker 3: But I don't have like a masturbation.

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Speaker 1: Ritual, So how do you do it? You just how

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Speaker 2: I get horny during the day usually around.

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Speaker 1: Like and you don't have a day job, so you

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Speaker 2: A housewife married to myself?

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Speaker 1: Right right, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a two pm, three pm, four pm.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, let me turn my legs wide open to

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Speaker 1: like ham hammer time with the magic wand it was like,

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Speaker 1: to wait they did they see you? No? Not, they

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Speaker 1: that one really is magic? Do you guys watch? No, Marie,

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Speaker 1: what do you want? I don't listen. My mom listens

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Speaker 1: But no, not usually Usually it's just I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: You guys know the funniest ship that happened to me

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Speaker 3: the other day.

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Speaker 3: I'm sitting in my apartment and my manicurist and pedicurist

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Speaker 1: so you've made the person doing your feet also like

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Speaker 1: touch the cat. Wow, wait you get in house manicures. Yes? Wow,

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Speaker 1: We need a chi ching sound effect. Let me google

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Speaker 2: I have one on my phone. Call me, it's my ringtone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I like manicures.

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Speaker 3: Pedicurist was over and she's adorable, and she like she

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Speaker 3: believes in Jesus Christ as her savior.

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Speaker 1: She's very religious. Whatever, Marie.

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Speaker 2: My friend is over.

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Speaker 3: My friend is over, and we're talking about some bullshit

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Speaker 3: your laugh, my laugh, because my laugh is obnoxious, not

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Speaker 1: It Like, okay, so halfway through the man, did you

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: She stays kidding me.

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Speaker 2: Nobody buffs my toenails like she does.

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Speaker 1: What's there? You don't care what religion it is? Name?

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Speaker 3: So I flick my wet Footina's face and I'm like, bitch, pause,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, out of town.

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Speaker 3: So I'm like what And I walk in and it

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Speaker 2: She was like, oh Jesus. She was like, oh, like

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Speaker 3: Little My my mom's friend owns a sex toy company,

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're nanny, you hear that, Richie. We're gonna go

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Speaker 1: back to that. So your mom used to get vibrators

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Speaker 3: Stuff regularly, butt plugs just like NI just like a

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Speaker 3: But I opened up a package and I was like

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Speaker 1: they don't know about what the fuck a vibrants? What

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Speaker 1: do they make touch themselves with sticks? No, but they

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Speaker 1: I don't think they make them into the Philippines. So, Greta,

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Speaker 1: grew up with how many nannies in your house?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god? Well, because apparently Mariah Carey has five nannies

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Speaker 1: for her two twins. Insane, which makes sense though she

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Speaker 1: So how songs are not that old? One? The songs

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Speaker 1: Which is six. Those songs are BC. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: like a supervisor. The whole ship was crazy. I love her,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about something that happened during New Year's Eve,

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Speaker 3: The saddest part about the New Year's Eve performance was

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Speaker 1: The emotional was the high note. I was like, Mariah,

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Speaker 1: you couldn't even facing that, so we thought you could

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Speaker 1: still hit it. She couldn't hear it. She said it

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Speaker 1: she was like, no, I'm not even fired all of them.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure she did.

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Speaker 2: She fired her creative director. She's like, you failed me,

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Speaker 1: He has worked for her for did you hear what? What?

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Speaker 1: But somebody said that she didn't come to rehearsal and

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Speaker 1: she had a stand in. Yeah, Jenny McCarthy said, Mike

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Speaker 1: the standing got fired as well. Well, I feel well

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Speaker 1: that's terrible. Well so Greta, I feel like that seems

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Speaker 3: Like definitely, when I get to a certain level later

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Speaker 3: very lively, very Gwyneth pel like, that's not going to.

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Speaker 2: Be me, Like somebody else is going to block it

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Speaker 1: You know, ive scene and then like kill it in

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Speaker 1: one take, and kill it take yeah, one take titlement.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they'll be like, oh, you know, Matthew McConaughey

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Speaker 3: wants to redo, and I'm like, well, tell McConaughey, we can't.

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Speaker 2: And then I like, hop on my fucking G five

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Speaker 2: and I'll be out of.

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Speaker 1: There, beautiful. Now do you have a jet? Now?

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Speaker 3: I personally do not have a jet, but I definitely

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Speaker 3: You've been on one, have been on jets on man

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Speaker 3: on many on multiple jets.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but wait, so you're a rich bitch, you have

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Speaker 2: Apparents that worked hard?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm like, because where to watch them in

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Speaker 1: my application? Yeah for next year. Well know, some people

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Speaker 1: are rich because you know through other things, which things

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Speaker 2: Are different calibers of being rich.

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Speaker 3: To meet some people that come from like old ass family.

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Speaker 1: Right right, like Rockefellers. Rockefeller is exactly hearse Carnegie.

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Speaker 3: Carnegie is exactly like that old old family money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that like blood money money.

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Speaker 3: But what's usually those families are the most fucked because

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Speaker 3: and so many people have fo over it.

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Speaker 1: So they definitely have had slaves, Yes, a lot of Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tobacco farmers or whatever, people still have slaves. Like where Creda,

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Speaker 1: where you watch your slaves hidden? Yeah, do we need

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Speaker 2: Is times down the ceiling?

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Speaker 1: If you me, no, No, I don't know, Greta, we

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Speaker 1: don't know, no slave, We don't know what get out

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Speaker 1: of the slaves, which are rich bitch slave songs.

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Speaker 3: If you think that like these like rich ass people

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Speaker 2: They don't like they like live. They're like indentured.

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Speaker 1: Sermons pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not getting

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Speaker 2: To get too political, but slavery is like still.

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Speaker 1: A thing, Creda. There's always somebody rich saying about talking

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Speaker 1: about slavery. I know, it's like you know where we at?

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should edit that part out. No, No, you're great,

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Speaker 1: you're listen. You wouldn't be here if you were one

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Speaker 1: of those. Do you let me get back to calibers

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Speaker 1: of wealth? Okay, go ahead. So there are like.

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Speaker 3: Those that old money ship and there's that's a very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like Prada pearl necklaces and like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say it's like more Chanelle, it's more pearls.

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Speaker 1: It's more these like it's very Charlotte York, yes, and it's.

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Speaker 3: Very waspy Anglo Saxon Protestant. You know, it's very like

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Speaker 3: a lot of it's like Southern. Then you have nuvou reche, which.

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Speaker 1: Is like r i h e.

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Speaker 2: People that come that are new.

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Speaker 3: Wealth, if you will, like people that have a crude

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Speaker 2: And those people typically have really poor tastes and have.

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Speaker 1: A lot of like like the lady on the Titanic

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Speaker 1: that got along with Jack, the loud one that they

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Speaker 1: didn't really like do you remember, and they're like she's

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Speaker 1: new money roads exactly.

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Speaker 3: They don't know how to act. Exactly, you don't act

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Speaker 3: because they like have all this money. Now I'm going

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Speaker 3: to be of not just be bossy. I'm gonna like,

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Speaker 3: oh so like Reverly Hills like those.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's like MC mansions ugly houses.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, think like so like rappers, No, because rappers

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Speaker 4: d that's like I mean, if you have like hood money,

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Speaker 4: that's like different.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's hood money there, there's hood money. Yes. Hood

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Speaker 1: money is like Cameron and like a Gucci sweater with

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Speaker 1: like a Versace silk scarf and he looks terrible. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and everything has a logo on it Range Rover. It's

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Speaker 1: just different. Yeah, there's still money though.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's kidding me. It's crazy money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that money doesn't go as deep as say,

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Speaker 1: you know, like a like even like a Beyonce money,

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Speaker 1: because Cameron doesn't have eight hundred and seventy eight million dollars.

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Speaker 2: No, No, Cameron is living in New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't even have eight hundred thousands. He doesn't have.

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Speaker 2: There was a time in.

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Speaker 3: My life where I was around Cameron like every day

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Speaker 3: for three months because my friend used to.

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Speaker 1: Work for him. Oh, we were just hanging out with him,

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Speaker 1: hanging out. I was, hey, Cam, kill a Cam, don't

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Speaker 1: kill us. I mean he's a very nice man though.

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Speaker 1: Yes he's great. He drinks Hennessy and Cranberry together in

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Speaker 1: the same cup and Malibu. Yes, he did ask for

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Speaker 1: he is literally.

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Speaker 2: At one oak with him.

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Speaker 3: Was like hey, and of course I was like, get

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Speaker 3: me in a pick.

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Speaker 2: Can we have a pick?

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Speaker 1: Cam? And he ordered he wanted chamboard, but he's but

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Speaker 1: he didn't say it like that. He said chambrod or

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Speaker 1: something like yeah he said it. I was like, we

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Speaker 1: was like, oh sjamboard. Who just drinks shambo? Who drinking

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Speaker 1: shambourd at the club. He's shamboard And he did like

433
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 1: a shamboard. Neat No, he put a shamboard in the champagne,

434
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 1: which is a k okay, so that's what he really wanted,

435
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: but he but he made it a Hennessy Royale. Okay.

436
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: So so you used to hang out with Cam blah

437
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: bah blah blah blah. Did we go through all the

438
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 1: different levels of wealth wealth?

439
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 3: And then you have like I don't know, and then

440
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 3: you have that kind of guy that's like worked really

441
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 3: hard as like a doctor. Some sh just loves to

442
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 3: take his family on vacations and like to Mexico time share,

443
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 3: time share share and like.

444
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 2: Wan an aspen one in Turks and Caicos.

445
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: Okay, those are good ones, though maybe like.

446
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 3: A cabo one do a cruise here and there, exactly.

447
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 2: Then you have like orthodontis are low key so rich.

448
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 3: Yes, the people, yea, you make so much fucking but you're.

449
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: Playing in people funky as mouths all day. That's terrible.

450
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: And so greta, where are you at? Where are you in?

451
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,719
Speaker 1: What level of wealth?

452
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 3: Well, so my parents work their asses, and so did

453
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 3: my My grandfather actually has like a really interesting story.

454
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 3: He came his his family were Irish immigrants, and when

455
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,479
Speaker 3: they came to America.

456
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 2: They initially moved to New York, but then they ended.

457
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 3: Up moving to Scranton, Pennsylvania because they couldn't afford it.

458
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: They were poor. So Pennsylvania is where the poor people

459
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: are boom, got it.

460
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: That's like where you know, it's like.

461
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: In that whole West Philadelphia born and raised. Listen, they're

462
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: gonna write us on that.

463
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 3: Scranton is a city about like two hours away from here,

464
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 3: and it used to be like in the sixties, seventies,

465
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: even in the fifties, it was like a booming whole town.

466
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: So everybody got black lung out there, got it? Yeuck.

467
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 3: Anyway, So my grandfather, to make a super long story short,

468
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 3: he had to drop out of high school when he

469
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 3: was fifteen and moved back to New York and worked

470
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 3: as an elevator operator in a building some money back

471
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 3: to his mom and his siblings so that they could

472
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 3: live because he his eldest brother had gone missing, so

473
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 3: he was the one that was in charge of taking care.

474
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: Did they ever find his eldest brother.

475
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 3: No, My grandfather thinks that he probably like ran away

476
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 3: and ended up killing himself.

477
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: But I don't know. You see how Greta chuckled, right,

478
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: there's a reaction to do you know they just killed himself?

479
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 1: I laugh at It was like, you know, tragic.

480
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: But so he ended up when he was in New York,

481
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 3: he ended up becoming friends with this guy whose name

482
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 3: was Dominic Sarachi, and Dominic Sarachi's family owned a cigar

483
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: company that they came.

484
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: From sicily family classes.

485
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 3: My grandfather lies about graduating from high school, lies about

486
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: going to college and becomes a salesman.

487
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: Good job, you got allowed to get that money. Rich

488
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: people stay lying.

489
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 2: Then he got caught lying.

490
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 3: He had to go back to Scranton and like whatever,

491
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: work in Scranton because they still wanted to keep employed.

492
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: But they were like, you lied to us, Just go

493
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: back to the shipthold Town.

494
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 3: Then World War Two happened and he got sent away,

495
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 3: fought in World War Two for three years, came back,

496
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 3: didn't have work. Hit up that guy Dominic Sarachi and

497
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 3: was like, hey, Kent, do you have any jobs, like

498
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 3: sales jobs for your cigars?

499
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 1: He was like, I'll send you my resume. Dom was like, now,

500
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: we don't need any.

501
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 3: He was like I do anyway. Dominic's little sister ended

502
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 3: up being my grandmother.

503
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 1: Stop it in the family to the money.

504
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 3: So he ended up marrying job job grandfather, and then

505
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 3: my grandfather through time ended up becoming the president shut

506
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 3: up of the entire cigar company.

507
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: He's in the Tobacco Hall of Fame.

508
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold, hold on. Wait first, we won't get

509
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: back to the tobacco Hall of Fame. But why was

510
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: dom not the president of the company. Your grandfather, your

511
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: kill he died. All you gotta do is just wait

512
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 1: it out. You waded out. He will get the money.

513
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: Did he die have natural causes or something suspicious?

514
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 2: I think he had something crazy happened.

515
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: I think he had like a heart palpitation.

516
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 4: Or something like your grandfather killed them and my grandfather

517
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 4: just split his throat but no, and then he like

518
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 4: worked his ass off and then you.

519
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: Know that was it Tobacco Hall of Fame. Where's that located?

520
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: Do we know? I had no idea, but I know

521
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: it don't matter. It sounds awesome.

522
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 3: But so he worked his fucking ass off and then he,

523
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 3: you know, really put it into my mom.

524
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: So my parents.

525
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 3: My mom said, the family grew up very comfortable, right,

526
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 3: and my dad said the family grew up comfortable too.

527
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: Where's his money come from?

528
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 2: My dad's family were they were in textiles?

529
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: Textiles means they were making clothes for hose.

530
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 2: They were making like they were made what was it called.

531
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 1: It sounds like it sounds like, Okay, gretit, let me

532
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: just tell you what it sounds like. It sounds like

533
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: your mom's side of the family was like tobacco money

534
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: and your dad's out of family was cotton money. They

535
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: sound like slave owners to me. And there's a cotton

536
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 1: and tobacco that's definitely had a couple of plantations, several

537
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: plantations in Scranton.

538
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: We still have a tobacco plantation in Kentucky.

539
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: Really, are you ever gonna take us? I've been I

540
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: don't know if you should take us. Let's take us

541
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: and then we'll like rob you when we're in conduct

542
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: to chop a tree down.

543
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: My parents tried to like rectify all of that ship.

544
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: And they started working in politics. That doesn't I feel

545
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: like that sounds worse. No, but they want to fix

546
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: it in a.

547
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 3: Lawyer and then started like lobbying and ship like that,

548
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: which sounds awful.

549
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: Lot does he do pro bono work?

550
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: She's like, then we wouldn't be really like the federal level.

551
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 2: I don't really know. And then he worked really hard,

552
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 2: and my mom worked really hard.

553
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: My mom was a boss.

554
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 3: My mom worked her little tush off, and my mom

555
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 3: set us up.

556
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: You know, my mom died. Literally all you need to

557
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: do is.

558
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: Wait for someone, but you got to just wait it

559
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: out right, my mom.

560
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 3: Died then, you know, then I started getting at home manicures.

561
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: So you inherited money. And when that happened, like, are

562
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: you part of like a trust? Yeah? Like how does

563
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: that work?

564
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,239
Speaker 3: So when someone dies and if they leave, if they

565
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 3: have like an estate.

566
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: But like, because what does this state mean? Yeah, super

567
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: fans explain what.

568
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 3: I say, Like with a a state and the state

569
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: just means anything that you own.

570
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you'll have my sheets that are like

571
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: a two hundred three pound magic wand and my magic line. Okay,

572
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 1: well when I die, and my estate will consist of

573
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: my lavender oil and my bait of fish. Those are

574
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: the two things that I owntwn Jr.

575
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 3: So yeah, like you're left with then what you are

576
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 3: left with their estate according to their will. So like

577
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 3: my mom structured her will so that there was an

578
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 3: executor of her estate, so that would be for me.

579
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: It was my uncle.

580
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 3: So my mom died, I was twenty one, and she

581
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 3: knew my fucking crazy ass. She was like, I'm not

582
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: giving her access to all this ship.

583
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes buy it, she going back over, I'll

584
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: put it up her nose. And why have some fires?

585
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: Why is that? Why is when people get money the

586
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: first thing they go to is clothes in drugs. I

587
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: don't think that's where I would go. No, you you're

588
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: not rich rich I'm talking what I'm saying. If I

589
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: was rich, I don't think that I would get cocaine.

590
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: And well, I don't know.

591
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like.

592
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 3: When I think about it, like if I were to,

593
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 3: it's like I still don't have access to it.

594
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: I won't have access to a time thirty five. Wow,

595
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: So Gretta, you're a good uh what a good like

596
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: Sott you gonna get this money and went five to

597
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: six years.

598
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 3: No, bitch, I am younger than that. I'm gonna get

599
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 3: this many in eight years.

600
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: So we got to wait till eight years to get

601
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: this money to marry me hopefully. Tell Meda you're like

602
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: black queen. Yeah on the team. Yeah, you have to

603
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: wait eight years.

604
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: Got you guys can both marry me and murder me,

605
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: and then.

606
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: No one of us will marry the other one will

607
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: kill you and then we'll split the money and then

608
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: we'll fight over each other. Now I'll try to get

609
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: Marie killed and then they get this money and then

610
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: at the same time I'm to be setting up to

611
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: get Sidney killed. No one's gonna get gonna be on

612
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: the beach with camera. Yeah.

613
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: So they said up a trust and my mom was like,

614
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: she can't have this money.

615
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 3: I don't know why do like rich people always when

616
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 3: they get access to money do cocaine or.

617
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: Whatever because they're not raised right.

618
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: That's why you think you think you think it is

619
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: that were you raised right, raised right for sure, but

620
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: you still landed in cocaine. Phil, Yes, yeah, you know.

621
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: I just you want to live a flasklight, fast life.

622
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: You want to have fun, you want to share. Like

623
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: when you have money, you go to parties, you meet

624
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: other people, right, But I.

625
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 2: Think, yeah, when you both.

626
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

627
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 3: When you go to parties with rich people always have cocaine.

628
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: Yes, they do.

629
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 3: When in my life were no matter what party I

630
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 3: went to, every person had cocaine.

631
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I went to a dinner party,

632
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: was not There was no food there. Dinner party, straight

633
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: plates of cocaine, the nicest china, cocaine mirrors everywhere, cocaine

634
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: on the mirror. So are you supposed to eat before

635
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: you go to these parts? Now? You don't eat?

636
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: You woun't know why I think it is.

637
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: I think in like white rich culture, everyone is so

638
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: emotionally fucking oppressed, repressed everything like you're raised to be like,

639
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: don't show emotion, don't talk about it, don't have feelings.

640
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: Really because I see rich people crying all the time.

641
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're all fucking breaking down because they're realizing their.

642
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: Time is done, yeah, or their money. They're trusted.

643
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 3: Okay, When I went to that, when I went to

644
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: boarding school briefly before I had an emotional breakdown. Okay,

645
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 3: we were like cutting up lines of fucking like vicoin

646
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 3: and snorting them.

647
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 2: I was like fourteen years old.

648
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what a vicodin was until what

649
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I.

650
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 3: Think, like I think a lot of people that are

651
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: that are raised with a ton of money also are

652
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 3: like neglected children.

653
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: But I was raised by an army of nanny's.

654
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 3: I mean nanny's well, I mean I have a lot

655
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 3: throughout time, Like I had a lot of pairs.

656
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a nanny and an O pair?

657
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: And nanny is someone, well, they're both like the same

658
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: same job, but an O pars from another country.

659
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: An O pair is like a professional nanny. An O

660
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: pair usually will like come so they got a degree

661
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: and taking care of other people.

662
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: It's like a program you can go through. So like

663
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 3: I had a IRISHO pair of friend show pair, an

664
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 3: Italiana pair of Daniella who I loved so much, and

665
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: my favorite.

666
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: Nun like she was banging your dad. Hey Janni was Brazilian. Yeah,

667
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: I like that. I think I'm an name my kid,

668
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: Hey Janni, Hey Johnny, It's.

669
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 3: John and then I had like a babysitter also.

670
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: In addition to the O pair like at the same

671
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: time sometimes. But your parents were working a lot, so

672
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: that's why you had all all the time. My parents

673
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: worked all of the time. To be a stay at

674
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: home mom. I feel like you have to take away

675
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: a lot, you have to give up a lot, And

676
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: I like, nowadays women want to make money, like we

677
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: want to get out there.

678
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, all my mom wanted to do was get fucking paper.

679
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, your mom was doing it right, she was

680
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: gathering those coins.

681
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: Yeah she was. But it's hard because like it's you're

682
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 3: just like not supervised.

683
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

684
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 2: I mean, you live in like a big ass house

685
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: and you have Like.

686
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: When I was in high school, i'ment high.

687
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 3: School with this kid who literally lived in a huge

688
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: fucking mansion, like massive, the size of a city block,

689
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 3: like a whole city block. He had cannons in his

690
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 3: front yard and he had like two fucking great.

691
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: Danes money from do you know, I'm not.

692
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: Really sure, but like his dad was never around and

693
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 3: his mom was like, cool, mom.

694
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: I want a can. She was the mom from mean Girl.

695
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: Literally cannon have fun, and he had this whole wing

696
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 3: of his house where you walk into his bedroom and

697
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 3: it would be his bedroom. And he also had like

698
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 3: a living room and he had a fucking tiki bar

699
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 3: in his room.

700
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: How old was like fifteen sixteen? He got it at his.

701
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: Barmental probably and he used we used to go there

702
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 3: and get rip.

703
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: What was this guy's name was his first name? His

704
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: name was Matt. I'm assuming Matt died in two thousand

705
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: and eight. How did Matt die? And like a parachuting

706
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: jet accident, a jet ski hit a shark and then

707
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: fell into a volcano. He died like a rich man death.

708
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 2: I mean, rich dudes are into the most wax shit all.

709
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: They really are burning man. Now, I'm like, I can't

710
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: about a burning man with a rich dude because I

711
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: don't have to pay for anything.

712
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 3: I was saying this before I said recording, Like, you know,

713
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 3: for me, opposites attract.

714
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: I only like poor dudes. Rich guys want to do

715
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: anal on the first date, and I don't get down

716
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: with that. First of all, sir, you bought me a

717
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: Zara dress. No Zara dresses do not equal anal. You

718
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: wearing Creed, You wearing Creed cologne. You can't afford a

719
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: better dress for me. Oh maybe I'll think about Anal

720
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: when you get me Prada, okay as god Da or

721
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: something something I could work with that is Sydney. We're

722
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: not here to air out your issues with Italy. I

723
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: was in his apartment. It was pre war, everything was

724
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: dusty as fuck, and he talking about sol Anal. No,

725
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: he just said so Anal, like so Anal, so Anal

726
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: he was. He was so Anal. He was Italian and

727
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: he was like, soul An. You know Europeans love butt stuff.

728
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: I was like, so we didn't even make out yet.

729
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 3: No, see, like Italian, a guy from Italy does not

730
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 3: count as like a rich white.

731
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: Dude an Italian dude. And you would be like.

732
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 5: Around, No, I know you're a black woman, so I

733
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 5: won't touch your hair.

734
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 2: He would literally say that, like I know, I know.

735
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 5: That since you're a black woman, you might not be

736
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 5: used to my weird white a.

737
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: Wait, so if you don't get Ashton out of here

738
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: with that bullshit? Wait, so, Greta, what kind of man? Like?

739
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: What is dating like for you as a rich uh

740
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: socialite here in New York City?

741
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 3: I mean I have gone on some whack ass dates

742
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 3: with some whack ass dudes, but I've never been attracted

743
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 3: to like, Hi, my name is Cliff, Cliff, I get

744
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 3: my god. I did date a guy once though, or like,

745
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 3: went on a few dates with a guy who all

746
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: that he would talk to me about was like the.

747
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: Properties that he was able to go to over the summer.

748
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, and then we can go to

749
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: my buddy Greg's house and Ammaganza and.

750
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: That we can go and play golf and sag.

751
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: I would dry my pussy so hard.

752
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: Dates with dudes, they're like, I'm gonna take you to the.

753
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: John Darian Oyster. Let me get that lavender oil for

754
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: it you dry, Let me get you some.

755
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something I had to my god,

756
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 3: I've never eaten steak before.

757
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 2: Now I didn't know life without you.

758
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: I feel like the men who say stuff like that

759
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: be having the least amount of money, or they have.

760
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 2: The tiniest sticks you want to hear.

761
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: I was seeing this guy who.

762
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 3: Is in charge of a very big company, and yeah,

763
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 3: Johnson and Johnson Johnston Johnson, and I don't know if

764
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 3: you've heard of this company, Disney.

765
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: Look, he's in charge of Go ahead, girl, this guy.

766
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: Seeing this guy.

767
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 3: And we met through a friend one night in l A.

768
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: And we were having drinks and he was like, he

769
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: was like, you're so.

770
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: Amazing. You have such a personality, you have so much

771
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: to say.

772
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, you say you basically say you

773
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: talk too much. Yeah, you talking ass, white bitch, get

774
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: out and hold on.

775
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 2: Then you got then like we we hooked up this night.

776
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,479
Speaker 1: We had sex on the first night. Greta, you're giving

777
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: up that good cat on the first day. You giving

778
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: up that vintage nineteen eighty eight pussy, that nail boom boom.

779
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: Welcome to the world of a white girl.

780
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: You giving up that as god, that boom boom. How

781
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: dare you literally.

782
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: Like, oh, you're talking to me like my dad.

783
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can find.

784
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 2: We had sex.

785
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: Was it good or was he one of those lay

786
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: there and let you do the work types? It was good.

787
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: I was drunk. Did he did he keep his Ralph

788
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: flooring blazer on?

789
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: Honestly?

790
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: His support his sport jacket he wore like sport.

791
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: He wore like James Purson, like sweatsuits.

792
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: Okay, James is cute and the fabric is Let me

793
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: google James personal because I ain't an eensive. It's really

794
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: that's like that low key. I like that brandy. You're

795
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: trying to be like not flashy ring. I mean, you

796
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: can get it at Buffalo Exchange, but that's not that's

797
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: not he got at a consignment shop. It's fine, but

798
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: so whatever.

799
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 3: The next morning he had to get in a flight

800
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: and I wake up in his hotel room. He's saying,

801
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 3: in this beautiful hotel and he like leaves me a note.

802
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 3: He's like, get anything you want as long as you want.

803
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: No, listen, you're not going to sten. First of all,

804
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: I threw you this good quality like savings and checkens. Pussy.

805
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: I have a trust fund, and you're gonna write me

806
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 1: a note whatever you want. I'm ordering you at his house.

807
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 2: Better, No, you're at a hotel.

808
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 1: I'm ordering everything. You couldn't kiss me on my forehead

809
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: and wake me up? Wi me. Yeah, she was drunk

810
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: in the morning.

811
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 2: I really didn't care. I was like, bye bye, bitch.

812
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 3: I'm I'm going to order one hundred and ten dollars

813
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 3: worth of rooms.

814
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: That's it. That's what I would have ordered stuff for

815
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: my house. I'm like, so I need like twelve rolls

816
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: of toilet paper. I like, can we get this all

817
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: set to the house? Yeah, you can't. I want all

818
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: of that, Damn, I would have bought a bare head,

819
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: let me tell you. So.

820
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 3: Then then I not think I was gonna see this

821
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 3: guy for like a while. He found out I was

822
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 3: flying to Chicago to go to my friend's art opening,

823
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: and he.

824
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: Was like, do you see this, a white woman named

825
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: Greta would fly to another state for an art opening.

826
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: Okay, but he was like, oh, you're going to Chicago

827
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 2: and I was like yeah. He's like, I'll meet you.

828
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: There, and I'm like okay.

829
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 3: He's like, I got us room at the Soho House.

830
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: Of course, He's like okay. But then it became annoying

831
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 2: because I was like, I can get.

832
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: My own room and I can pay for my own food.

833
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: But is that what's annoying to you? No, it's nice.

834
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: It was just like sometimes they treat you like you

835
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 3: can't like provide yourself, like you.

836
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 1: Can't like walk and chew gum at the same time exactly.

837
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: And I understand that, but I like when people treat

838
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: me like I'm dumb, just because I meant to that.

839
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 3: There were a lot of good perks to that he's

840
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 3: a great he's so nice, great guy, but for some reason,

841
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: I just like couldn't do it. He also like asked

842
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 3: me to like not have sex with other people, and

843
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: we lived in different cities, and I was like.

844
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: That's not happening. Yeah, I was like no, you know,

845
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: he was banging everybody who had blonde hair. Thank you.

846
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: He's like hot and rich and a guy.

847
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: Of course. I went to a NFL Draft week whatever

848
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: year it was with a homegirl and she ended up

849
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: hooking up with a football player and we had all

850
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 1: gone back to the w hotel and uh, we're all

851
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: in the room. I don't remember the name of the

852
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: football player that she she banged, but we were hanging

853
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: out with Adrian Peterson and that's because that's the only

854
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: name that I remember, Adrian Peterson, and I just remember

855
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: him being really annoying. And it was like new Ish

856
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: money because we jumped in limo from the club and

857
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even know people still did

858
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: a limo. No, it was a limo and it was

859
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: a li mo. And we get back to his hotel

860
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: room and it's like me and like two other girls

861
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: and like I'm like, well, I'm not trying to hook

862
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: up with nobody. I just want to go to sleep,

863
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: but I had just started wearing contacts, so I didn't

864
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: want to go to sleep with the contexts in my eye.

865
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 1: So I just I was just up for like hours

866
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: with my eyes open, looking all drugged out. And then

867
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: Adrian and all his boys wanted to They were leaving

868
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, stay as long as you want to stay,

869
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: order whatever you want. And I went through that menu

870
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: and legit ordered everything that I wanted, like something I

871
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: didn't even want to eat, Like I don't know what

872
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: the bill was. But when the guy came, I left

873
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: him like a two hundred dollar tip. He was like,

874
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: thank you so much, missus Peterson. I was like, buy

875
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: your wife something nice. I went to. I went on

876
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: a date with an art dealer, like one of the

877
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: biggest art dealers in New York City, and we went

878
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: to this rests on better rich people than I am. No,

879
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: but I was real basic, like I was coming in

880
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: with an American apparel onesie, Like I was like I

881
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: had Steve Madden's on and the heels were run the

882
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: fuck damn you can hear me when I was walking

883
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: like that's you can hear the metal part, like feeling

884
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: that Pat is gone. You're just like they were leap.

885
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: They were like, yo, let's do a prayer circle for her.

886
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: Steve Madden's there. They had lean with it, Rock with

887
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: its own. Joe, I went on, I was so regular,

888
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: Like he was ordering like that, what do you call

889
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: that oyster tower or that seafood tower? I bet you

890
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: don't know about no oysters? And like I was like,

891
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: so I was is our West Coast? I was like,

892
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: what komamotos? Like what that sounds like an action character?

893
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 3: Like what is the komtop oysters from mom Talks?

894
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: I don't like oysters. He had so much money. And

895
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: the thing is that he had so much money that

896
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: I didn't even know how to add because when I

897
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: went to his house, he had like a real bask

898
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: in his foyall no nigga, I was saying when I

899
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: was in there and the foy was so long, and

900
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: he had another he had like an andy war all

901
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: next to his basquiat Did you drug him? And I

902
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: was like, did you immediately turn around and give him

903
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: some butt? I should have given him some head. But

904
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: I text a friend, I said, can you let me

905
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 1: know if this is real? And I sent her a

906
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: picture of the Andy Warhol and she said yes. And

907
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: I asked him, I was like, is this yours? He

908
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: said yeah, I own that. I was like, wait, you

909
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: were in his house and then you asked him if

910
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: it was his? Yeah, because you well, no, no, no,

911
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 1: because some of them you can like they circulated. Yes,

912
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: you can have some of the stuff exactly. I just

913
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: I still poor bitches don't know about that life, Sidney.

914
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: You poorer than me.

915
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 3: Okay, my dad's grandparents were huge art collector.

916
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: M hm.

917
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 2: But that's a story for a different times.

918
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: So Greta, can you can you just stroll us in

919
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: the day of the life of a rich bitch? What's

920
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: the day in the life of Greta? You get up

921
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 1: around what times?

922
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: You know?

923
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 2: I know some people that act crazy.

924
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 3: That you should like, I mean, some like other rich

925
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 3: bitches that are like.

926
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: Next you're trying to make you're trying to let you

927
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,959
Speaker 1: go in that mine is grounded. Okay, Well go ahead

928
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: and tell us what a grounded rich white woman does

929
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: you wake up around with time?

930
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm gonna preface this by saying that

931
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: I'm really chasing my dreams right.

932
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: Now and I'm really focusing.

933
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: You're fucking hard and just like getting that paper.

934
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 1: Okay, So and by that, what do you mean so

935
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: you get up around No? No, No, I'm an.

936
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 3: Early riser because as a white woman, I struggle with

937
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 3: a lot of anxiety. So I wake up typically around seven,

938
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 3: and I lay in my bed for a moment and I,

939
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 3: you know, just think.

940
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: Think about you, meditate on how much cashme a you

941
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: got in your closet.

942
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: I just think about, you know, the kashmer, the pearls.

943
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: What are you sleeping? What's your what's your pajama? Game?

944
00:45:59,640 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: Like?

945
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: Was was that?

946
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 5: What?

947
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: Sleep in? Old Chanelle? Sweat? Sleep in? One of two things.

948
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 3: I either wear a pajama set this brand called Sleepy Jones. Okay,

949
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: they make cutemas cotton pajamas.

950
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 2: I have a long pant, long sleeve silk blue.

951
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: So your pajamas are draggling only uh huh those are yeah.

952
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 3: And then I have another cotton more lightweight summer situation

953
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 3: shorts buttoned down, very cute. My boyfriend has to wear

954
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: a button down a bed.

955
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: He's like, about that's crazy. Off, I'm like, don't rip it.

956
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: That's that's it's.

957
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 3: A button if you want to, Yes, I wear a button,

958
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 3: you know, and whatever, and like.

959
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: Is it a sexy like secretary button down or it's

960
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: just like a regular button down. It sounds like a

961
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: comfortable it's like cute. I'll go home and I'll take

962
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: like is it a Kim Kim Basinger type like nine

963
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: and a half weeks or is this just it's like, oh,

964
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: you should really just go to work. Brian over you know, Duster,

965
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: shut up. There's like feathers on the side, like twenty

966
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: seven buttons down the front. It's very share from clueless exactly. No,

967
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: it's cute. I think it's cute. Well, your man doesn't

968
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,439
Speaker 1: think it's cute.

969
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 2: It's like it's.

970
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 3: Like this is my boyfriend's reject shirt, you know, that's.

971
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: How but it's not his. It's not his. He's rejecting

972
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: it on you.

973
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:37,439
Speaker 3: So I either do that or I'll wear like a canassault.

974
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: There it is under there, it is there. It is

975
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: wait so wait, okay, so we know what you look

976
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: like when you're sleeping, but when you wake up and

977
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: lay there, then I.

978
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 3: Think, and then I decide around eight o'clock if it's

979
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 3: time for me to take my dog for a little

980
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 3: spin so that I can get my cough.

981
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: It am okay, so you know, put on a.

982
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: Little usually my exercise clothes.

983
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: Are you going to the gym?

984
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: Not at that very moment, but my next app will

985
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: be the gym.

986
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 1: So you're you're you're throwing on your Stella McCartney workout gear. Yes,

987
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: are you wearing DK and Y active? I like to

988
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: be low pro files so Ivy part Alexander Wang.

989
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: Wearing a plain black blue lemon or Nike no Ivy black.

990
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: She like, I'm wearing like a band tea.

991
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: You know, because matching at leisure is played out.

992
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the top don't need to man like if you're.

993
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 3: Wearing matching as at leisure, it's like you make sixty

994
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: K year, bitch, and that's it.

995
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: Come through ridge, bitch. It's like, that's it. Wow, I'm

996
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 1: like a lot. I'm like, it's like the whole k

997
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: for the year. Are they always in the Marines? She

998
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. Sixty whole is like where can I

999
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: find them and murder them? I'm like, I sound like

1000
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: a trust. It sounds like Vanderbilt money.

1001
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 2: Then I go and get.

1002
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 3: My coffee and then I come back home and then

1003
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 3: usually this is around like eight thirty.

1004
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: I'll feed my dog. I'll read the paper. Are you

1005
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 1: in New York Times or like a Wall Street Journal?

1006
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm a New York Times galow. I'll also like, do

1007
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: you have a subscription? I do? Boo, she's stealing anybody's

1008
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: a mail in her building. I go to hotels and

1009
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: maybe having them in a lobby. Just grab.

1010
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 3: I have a subscription on my phone for digital during

1011
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 3: the week, and then I have the weekend because I

1012
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 3: need to do the cross.

1013
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of Wi Fi and data. Okay,

1014
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: keep going a.

1015
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,720
Speaker 3: Lot of data burning through that data.

1016
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 1: You know what to do for dinner?

1017
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: And so my dad still pays for my data.

1018
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: So there's that. Do you do anything for dinner? Like

1019
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: what does dinner look like? Dinner? You go into gala's,

1020
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: you go into art shows. Yeah, you go to charities

1021
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: in morning. Yet, well, because we got to get through,

1022
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: because we got.

1023
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: To that's forward. Then hold on.

1024
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: Then I go to my trainer. That's very important that

1025
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 3: every day. No, I don't go to him every day.

1026
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 3: I go to him three days a week and then

1027
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 3: the other the off days, I will either go for

1028
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 3: a run and I'll tell this to you guys, because

1029
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 3: I already sound like as obnoxious piece of ship.

1030
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: As long as you know, I will go to I'm

1031
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: telling you her sister is a trainer. You should get

1032
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: on it. Charge her sisters off the chain if you

1033
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: want arms like Marie Equinox. But she could probably do

1034
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: a private session. Are you a member? Yeah? Oh yes,

1035
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: you gotta go see her. Except her arms are peaker,

1036
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: she's her body is ridiculous. Yeah, I want to go. Yeah,

1037
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: she will work you out, though you can't be coming

1038
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: there talking about your like pumpkin spice your dog and

1039
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: ship taste spice please again, bredas like it is.

1040
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, I order a cortato.

1041
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't come in there with a sneaker ugg

1042
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: boot like you gotta really do some workout.

1043
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 2: Come in there with my tomas.

1044
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: Put it in my contact. Yeah.

1045
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 3: Uh dinner, dinner, I'll go out. I go out for

1046
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: dinner every night.

1047
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: And I see you. You don't you don't cook. You

1048
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: know you won't like steak broccoli. I just love a

1049
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: clean kitchen. You made tea for us and it was

1050
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: quite nice. I was like teas literally just hot water.

1051
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: I know, but I felt like a baked potato. I

1052
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 1: was like, this is very nice.

1053
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 2: Sydney is not used to I'm a great baker.

1054
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: What's your specialty?

1055
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 3: I am really, I'm really good at making cookies and pies.

1056
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,439
Speaker 1: Girl, I swear we don't have to ask. We're gonna

1057
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: have to ask. Shea, you're pedicurist about this, because I

1058
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: don't know if I believe that you be. We're gonna

1059
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: come over for these cookies. Wait, you go out for

1060
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 1: dinner every night pretty much, your cholesterol must be high

1061
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: and if then she just had like green like I

1062
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: don't know, Okay, no cholesterols all the way up, You're

1063
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: going all the way look at you, Greta fitting right

1064
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: in with us, brocos. Greta was like, well, what are

1065
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: the black kids saying all the way up? I'm like,

1066
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 1: I want to dat. I don't want to dab. Did

1067
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: you see the video of the guy who's getting sworn

1068
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: in the representatives? Paul Ryan was like are you sneezing?

1069
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 2: And he's like, but I'm still learning how to doug it.

1070
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Greta, this is a perfect place to

1071
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: pause and let you know that we're getting ready to

1072
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: quiz you to see. Yeah, we gotta quizz you if

1073
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: you truly are the expert in a ridge. Bitch, I

1074
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: am the expert. Are you ready for this first question? Oh?

1075
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 3: Wait?

1076
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: Really?

1077
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: I would just like to classify myself.

1078
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 3: I would say in terms of like where I fit

1079
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 3: in in the caliber of wealth. I'm like very she

1080
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 3: can grounded because the money is like old.

1081
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: She don't want nobody to come and rob her. So

1082
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: we got you. Well, Greta, don't don't come for me.

1083
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: Don't come for sure, did not send a car for you. Well.

1084
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: The thing about you, though, Greta, and this we had

1085
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Speaker 1: talked about it before we started, is that like you

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00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: think that people can't tell that you got money. But

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Speaker 1: Sydney and not picked up on that right right away.

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Speaker 1: We keep a very low profile. I can't smell you.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, it's not she's not wearing a

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Speaker 1: Chanel Chance, he's wearing like a real she's not wearing

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00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 1: a Chanel. Chase's not on Mark Jacobs, jay Z And

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00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: she got floey mademoiselle. You can't even wear Creed now.

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00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: Creed has played out. Everybody's all bond nine island water. Yeah,

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00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: everybody is literally like even all the rich. Since people

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00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: are trying to pick up on it. It's like, Nonna,

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00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: what's your do you wear perfume? What's your go to?

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00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: I wear this like you're like everyday embarrassing.

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00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 3: It's called Gypsy Water and it's by by Rado, which

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00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 3: is an amazing brand.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna go to Sophora, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know if they have that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's at Barney's or it's at there.

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Speaker 1: They have a store now, I think on Green Street

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00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: or woos Well, we're me and Marie are going to

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00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 1: go and amazing. I'm gonna rad in my hair so

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Speaker 1: that I smell like that for like, it's my favorite.

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00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: I've been wearing it.

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Speaker 2: I've been wearing it for like seven years now.

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Speaker 1: Is that you're like go to scent? You have like

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Speaker 1: a you don't have like a like a trying to

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00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,479
Speaker 1: turn my man on.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. I would switch to this as that

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Speaker 2: I would.

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Speaker 1: Wear the green one. Yes, okay, shod listen not being

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Speaker 1: so far play with the samples. Can I have seven

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00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: sample bottles of this? I'm not paying one hundred and

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00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: twenty dollars for point two ounces. No, it's more than

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00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five dollars. Listen for it'll be

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00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: like this all the top four cents or almost like

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Speaker 1: two hundred dollars is the little tome forwards.

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Speaker 3: You guys like tom Ford CeNSE, one of my very

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00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 3: good friends.

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Speaker 1: Listen nonb be saying this on a podcast, because then

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00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: everybody's gonna try to be your friend. We want them

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Speaker 1: look up only off the air of the off the air,

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00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: We're not trying to help everybody in the community. If

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00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: you want to hear what else has to say, you

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00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 1: gotta follow her on your social media. Listen to her podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know what I want I've been wanting to do

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00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 3: like a exaggerated rich bitch character.

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00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: You should, you got it. I feel like you'd be

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00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: good at that.

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00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 3: You'd be amazing, really good at it, which is why

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00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 3: I don't do it, because I'm like, oh, I'm doing

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00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 3: this and this is actually just me.

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00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: No, it would be like Joanne the Scammer. But like

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00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: for your version of that, I think you should do it. Greta,

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00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm down with it. So these questions, let's hit him

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00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: real quick. Number one, Greta, Yes, a cop stops you

1140
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: on the street. What's the first thing you say to

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00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: prove your wealth, to prove my wealth to the cop.

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00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I just say, oh, I'm sorry you you must have.

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00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: Made a mistake. That's amazing. Let's try that. You must

1144
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: have made a mistake. Your tail light's broken. But I'd like,

1145
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: hands up, don't shoot your tail lights broken?

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00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 3: You're like, and I would just say, oh, oh it is,

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00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 3: and he said, yeah, damn it, Shannon.

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00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: Was supposed to get that fixed last week. I am

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00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: so not even. He'll be like, your tail light's broken.

1150
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, but I'm walking, and he'd be like, yeah, whatever,

1151
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: you owe this money, You're going to jail. You're talking me,

1152
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 1: assassing me, black girl. You must have made a mistake. Sidney.

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00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:12,399
Speaker 1: Question number does What are stocks and bonds? Okay, Yeah,

1154
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: we're asking for a friend, so we get so we

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00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: get to get our lives together.

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00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 3: I believe, well, stocks are you can like own shares

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00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 3: and publicly traded companies they have stocked.

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00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:29,760
Speaker 1: What's a bond?

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00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: A bond is you can also own.

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00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 3: You can have a bond for specific things. You can

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00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 3: have like you can have like say you're working with

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00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: like natural gas for example. You can have bonds with

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00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 3: companies and you can trade them, like, I know, there's

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00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 3: like convertible bond trading for example.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm talking about a bond that's like a sheet

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Speaker 1: of paper.

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00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a bond literal like you can have

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00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 3: a well for example, like you can have a savings bond.

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00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: Yes, my family had those, so we we were doing okays,

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00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: be pretty easy when.

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00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 3: You buy a when you buy a savings bond, like

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00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 3: I could buy one.

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00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: For you right now and it grows.

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Speaker 2: Actually, just found a whole stash of my savings bonds

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00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 2: from when I was born.

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Speaker 1: Yo. Yeah, Greta, do you know how much money you

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Speaker 1: got right now?

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00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 3: I know, but but you need to let it appreciate, yes,

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00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: because if you cash it in, so it's like thirty years.

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00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 3: So you can go to the bank right now and

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00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 3: say I want to buy one hundred dollars savings bond,

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00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 3: and it'll cost you like fifty dollars, right because by

1183
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 3: the time it will actually be worth one hundred dollars

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00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 3: thirty years to grow and get to that point.

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Speaker 1: Usually, yeah, people buy it when you're a baby. Yeah,

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00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: they usually buy bonds for baby. That's an old school thing,

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00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: that is, because.

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00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 3: My grandfather would give me bonds for your birthdays.

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Speaker 1: So am I? Okay, I have one more question for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what what is the best way to clean

1191
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: makeup out of silk? I mean, throw it away?

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00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, honestly like, it depends on how bad it is.

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00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:17,959
Speaker 1: It's it's red lipstick. What color is silk? Normally count

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00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: white like cream, like a cream silk something.

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00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if it's a cream silk and.

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00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 3: You got red lipstick, you can do one of two things.

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00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 3: You can go to this incredible dry cleaner, Jeeves Uptown.

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00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 3: I heard Jeeves is good, yes, Or I just throw

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Speaker 3: it away and buy a new one.

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Speaker 1: Damn.

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00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 3: And you know what, don't donate it.

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00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: Buffalo shady as fuck. Okay. I went in there. I

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00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: brought them some lupe tines and it was like, uh yeah,

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00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: those a little worn, I said, but they get red bottom. Bitch,

1205
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: you got Aldos in here. You can't do you can't

1206
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: take my red bottoms. They like Zara and top Shop

1207
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: at Buffalo Chack.

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00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 2: Here's a thing. Or you can just make someone's day

1209
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 2: and give it to your cleaning lady.

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00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: Damn, I ain't got one of those. If that ain't

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00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: a rich response, I don't know what is wait? I

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00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: have one more question. One more Questionail, you're cleaning lady.

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00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: I don't have me and we gotta clean ourselves. My

1214
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: cleaning lady name is Marie. So last question. So, if

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00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: you have a house and you have a couple of rooms,

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00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: there's a living room, there's some bedrooms. Uh, there's a kitchen,

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00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: a couple of bathrooms. Yes, and you know how houses work.

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00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: What do you call this room? That's not a living room,

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00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: but it's like the entertainment.

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00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 2: Area where like people come and have like a cocktail.

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00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, or like watch TV.

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00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 2: My house is like that. No no, no, no, no, they're

1223
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 2: not TVs in those rooms.

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00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: What is it?

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00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 2: Well, I believe you're talking about the parlor.

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01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: I was talking about a din if you want to

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Speaker 1: call it that. Your parlor is my dead No, there's

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01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 1: a there's a TV and a den, but a parlor.

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01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, you come to the entertainment You're you're

1230
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 3: not going to the family room.

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01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: The family room is the white people is the rich people, Dan,

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01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: And you know what's sad about that? It's a family

1233
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: room and the family has never in all the one exactly.

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01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: That's why it's clean as hell and.

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Speaker 2: The traditional white people home.

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01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: Everybody hates each other. Well that's good because we hate

1237
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: you guys too, Boom, but we love you, Greta. You

1238
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: truly are You're so funny, You're we actually have grown

1239
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: to become like really good friends. I know, like I

1240
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: text you and call you. Greta's like, I have a

1241
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: black friend. We went, we went to your apartment.

1242
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go and hang with my black friend.

1243
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: And people are like, oh my god, bring a mag

1244
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: jub No, You'll be like share with Sydney Washington. You

1245
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: were like, that's your black friend. She's she don't count.

1246
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well there, like okay, okay, you got

1247
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: that's one and a half blacks, ye, Greta. Where can

1248
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: people find you? Like? What is your social media?

1249
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 2: What they can find me?

1250
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 3: They can find me in find me in a club

1251
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 3: with cam No. They can find me on Instagram at

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01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 3: Girdie Bird g E r T I E b I

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01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 3: r D.

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01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 2: They can also listen.

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01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 3: To my podcast you guys were on We Had a

1256
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 3: Blessed Lady Loving It's on iTunes.

1257
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 2: You can also.

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01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 1: When how often is your show? Get come to my show?

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01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 3: I have a host as show the second Wednesday of

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01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 3: every month at the Jane Hotel.

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01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: It's such a good show. It's very fun.

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01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 3: And otherwise, just hang out in Soho, bitch, and you'll

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01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 3: see me because you might see her at Jeeves Uptown

1264
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 3: or the coffee place on Wooster me Barney's Uptown.

1265
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 1: You might see my Barney's Uptown, Chelsea.

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01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 3: You might see me eating lunch at Stay Ambros on Lafayette.

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01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,479
Speaker 1: Barney's Uptown. Sounding like a dude, I used to fuck

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01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: Barneys Uptown. No, that's Barneys in the Bronx. Oh yeah,

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01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: you're right, Greta. Always a pleasure. You've been so great.

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01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: We love you so much. You guys, keep listening to

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01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: the podcast, keep reviewing and subscribing and following us on

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01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: social media. I am Freezy on Instagram are e e

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Speaker 1: e z y and Sydney is just said syd bw Yay.

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