WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - The Beginning?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Scott, Hello Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what guys.

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<v Speaker 1>What guys, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A bu boo bull chat.

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<v Speaker 1>You said we didn't need any fancy production work.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I mean. I am the production Okay, I am

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<v Speaker 2>the artiste.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I have no idea what's going on. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>along for the ride. I agreed to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we pretending it's a Wednesday or a Friday when

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<v Speaker 2>we do this?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know when you want this to run.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll pretend this is a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna follow your lead because this is apparently

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<v Speaker 1>the Andrew Show shooting and I don't know anything about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll see if it takes off.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I feel like we just need to

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<v Speaker 2>add some extra bonus content where maybe we're not arguing

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<v Speaker 2>over cereal, we're just arguing in general, or maybe not,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's just us chatting about things.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, should I get a bowl and make

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<v Speaker 1>a sound or I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, if you want, you could do the production over it,

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, get a book. Okay, ready, Bob, Ready when

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<v Speaker 2>I say when you hear yah yah, yeah, you're gonna stick.

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<v Speaker 1>Bu bull chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm feeling the creative juice is flowing on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Andrew, Okay, I'm down all right, great, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go soon. By the way, so you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>first this will be short.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you know, who knows. Maybe they're just ten minute episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>just little little drops of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, are you trying to rip off coffee talk

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, No, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just literally trying to make more money on our podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not all about money, Andrew. This it's not because.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time I checked. Okay, we don't need to get

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<v Speaker 2>into this. This is this is different from the Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, those guys.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the first movie you saw in a movie theater?

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<v Speaker 1>Kidding me? No, that I can remember? Yeah, the money Pit?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that with?

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Hanks?

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<v Speaker 2>Have no idea?

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<v Speaker 1>They buy this house that looks great, and the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing just falls to crap. Can we curss on this one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It just falls to shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And they spent a lot of money trying to fix

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<v Speaker 1>up this old house because it's their dream home, and

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<v Speaker 1>they wind up getting divorced, and it's a whole or

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<v Speaker 1>not divorce. Did they get divorced? I don't know. Get

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<v Speaker 1>they get angry and like move out and they wind

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<v Speaker 1>up fixing it up and it costs a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a money pit. Every time they do something, something

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<v Speaker 1>else goes wrong. Okay, and I rode my bicycle to

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<v Speaker 1>the movie theater and that was the very last movie

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<v Speaker 1>that played at that particular movie theater and then it

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<v Speaker 1>went out of business.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens to old movie theaters.

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<v Speaker 1>They turn into gym's really. Yeah, in my town there

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<v Speaker 1>were five or six movie theaters at one point. So

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<v Speaker 1>right now, one of them is a medical office. The

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<v Speaker 1>other one is a medical office with a shoe store

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<v Speaker 1>and a ups store underneath it. The other one is

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<v Speaker 1>now out of business because of COVID gym. The other

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<v Speaker 1>one is another medical office. Great, and the other one

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<v Speaker 1>is a shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Right what's interesting is the ones by us. Everything turns

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<v Speaker 2>into a bank, Like if something goes out of business,

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<v Speaker 2>it turns into a bank, pretty much like five or

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<v Speaker 2>six old things that used to be like a Boston

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<v Speaker 2>market or like a fast food place or a medical thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they just became banks.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to tell you. My favorite thing about that

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<v Speaker 1>is there's a website. I wish I could remember what

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<v Speaker 1>it was called. It's like are you kidding me? It

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<v Speaker 1>used to be a what or something like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>it basically what it is. It's a website that people

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<v Speaker 1>send pictures in of old stores and restaurants and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that that are clearly an old KFC. But it

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<v Speaker 1>is now a radiology office, you know, and it has this.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't change the architecture at all. They just painted

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<v Speaker 1>the red roof brown and now it's now it's some

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<v Speaker 1>other store.

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<v Speaker 2>One of our friends own a restaurant and it's an

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<v Speaker 2>old bank. But they kept like the vault, not the vault,

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<v Speaker 2>but like they almost had a where the tellers were

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<v Speaker 2>the glass windows. They just basically took the they sealed

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<v Speaker 2>the window and so that's where their kitchen is is

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<v Speaker 2>behind that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of cool. We have a place near me

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<v Speaker 1>called the Library that used to be a library back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day, and now where the books used to be,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the gladder that rolls across it's all alcol

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<v Speaker 1>so they can climb up and grab bottles of whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a big old library. Now it's a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that idea. I would like to go to

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<v Speaker 1>this restaurant. Come on, Amy threw my fortieth birthday party there.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she was gonna throw something else. No, she

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<v Speaker 1>probably threw something at me there as well at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was it was a it was a wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>surprise party.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of food do they have?

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those you know, burger pasta chicken, American food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's American place. The eagles outside you know that eagles? Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>because the library used to have these golden eagles outside,

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<v Speaker 1>so they just refurbished them and left them. No, real,

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<v Speaker 1>not real eagles, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that there's giant eagles.

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<v Speaker 1>They have eagles in a cage that they're on shift

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<v Speaker 1>and they fly in and they take over. They just

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<v Speaker 1>hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know eagles are actually gigantic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're frightening and they'll maul you to death.

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<v Speaker 1>Mall yeah, they'll claw you.

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<v Speaker 2>What I did not read that? Sure, I guess that's

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<v Speaker 2>basically any bird. I'm most afraid of pelicans, but we've

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<v Speaker 2>discussed that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because they have big gullets.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is. I do not like

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<v Speaker 2>how big, like the bottom part of their jaws. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so terrified of it. I've always been terrified of pelican.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun to watch him swoop down and grab fish

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<v Speaker 1>out of the water.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not. It is terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a bird when I was a kid. He did.

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<v Speaker 1>His name was ed Ed. He was a parakeet, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was blue, and he wasn't feeling well. One day

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<v Speaker 1>there was like snot coming out of his little two

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<v Speaker 1>holes above his nose. So while I was in school,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad took him back to the pet store and said,

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<v Speaker 1>this one's sick, and give me a new one. And

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<v Speaker 1>he just swapped out my bird while I wasn't home.

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<v Speaker 1>And I came home and there was a new bird

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<v Speaker 1>in the cage. I'm like, where's Ed? I took him back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about I've had this bird for two years.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my bird, you idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>How long would did you have the other bird?

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<v Speaker 1>To ad him? For two year?

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<v Speaker 2>Years and you're dead? Returned it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's like, ay, sick.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty lax return, right, What the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>So I got him back cheap, but then he died

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<v Speaker 1>years later. I had him for many years. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to take him out. He'd fly around the house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I never understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I don't get bird people.

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<v Speaker 1>Me neither. I was not a bird person, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was never allowed to have a dog, so that was

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<v Speaker 1>the closest thing I could get.

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<v Speaker 2>Same. And it's funny because now Jackie has Luna, and

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<v Speaker 2>my mom and my dad are both obsessed with Luna.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly the same thing with me. I was never

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to have a dog. I had to move out

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<v Speaker 1>of my house, you know, because like back in the

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<v Speaker 1>mid nineties, I moved to Cedar Rapids, Iowa. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I went away, really yeah, I didn't know that. So

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<v Speaker 1>when I moved out of the house, the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>I got was an ear ring and the second thing

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<v Speaker 1>I got was a dog, neither of which I was

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to get in my home. So this is your

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<v Speaker 1>tailor Swift reputation era exactly. You went badass right and

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<v Speaker 1>then So, but when I moved home, my family fell

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<v Speaker 1>in love with this dog, Blazer rest his soul, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>And he was a Shetland sheep dog. It's so smart,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I used to walk him around Hoboken and

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<v Speaker 1>off leash and he would just walk alongside of me

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<v Speaker 1>and just stop at the corners. But anyway, so and

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<v Speaker 1>then when I moved out again, they wouldn't let me

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<v Speaker 1>take him because he was now the family dog and

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<v Speaker 1>they loved him so much. Oh so now the dog people,

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<v Speaker 1>but not anymore because he's dead. Well yeah, that's great,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on change subjects.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have to implement that. I think that could be

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<v Speaker 2>really good, Scott. Okay, but okay, so hold on, I

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<v Speaker 2>need to go back. Do you let the bird fly around?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah? Why? Because I would take him out of

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<v Speaker 1>his cage and I put him on my little finger,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and he would give me little kisses with

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<v Speaker 1>his beak, and then he would just fly around the house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but I don't trust birds.

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<v Speaker 1>There was feathers and bird shit everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, I can't imagine you having a bird like this

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<v Speaker 2>is so odd to me. I never knew this.

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<v Speaker 1>They just are not a bird person. He would perch

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<v Speaker 1>on top of the light fixture and he would just

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<v Speaker 1>hang out there. But then we would clip his wings

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<v Speaker 1>so he couldn't really fly. He would just be in

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<v Speaker 1>the air like this, just if not really doing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well that's what they do house birds. There

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<v Speaker 1>their wings. They don't cut their wings off. They're just there.

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<v Speaker 1>They have their cartilage and their bone or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>then underneath it are long feathers and you just cut

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<v Speaker 1>those feathers and they can't fly. Oh oh okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>we don't cut their wings off. Yeah see I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>just like stumpy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I thought when you were saying, like the

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<v Speaker 2>little bendy part, like I thought they just cut that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's very cruel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was, well, that's like, they don't declaw cats anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, it's against the law in it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my grandma she had like a whole bunch of cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Every cat she had she would get declawed. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna lie. It was. They were like a much cuter.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat because they tear the house up, don't They rip

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<v Speaker 1>the furniture and they.

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<v Speaker 2>The furniture up. But and obviously, like I'm fine with it, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>because you don't want to if you're a person who no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>literally this right here, I'm not looking from your nail up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're just walking around nubs for hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's rude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the poor cats, Okay, but I mean it

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<v Speaker 2>would be funny because they try and swipe you and

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my favorite thing. I love when cats paw things

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<v Speaker 1>and like knock shit over. That's my favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a cat?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not. I I've asked Amy many times, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have a dog, Sawyer, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>it would be kind of cute to get him a

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<v Speaker 1>cat for them to play. But I also think that

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<v Speaker 1>he would tear it up because he wants to eat squirrels,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he will break down windows to try to get

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<v Speaker 1>to a squirrel, So I don't know how he would

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<v Speaker 1>be with the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like cats are super independent, whereas dogs

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<v Speaker 2>are more like, I just want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be your friend and sit by you, right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of cats hide and they don't want anything to

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<v Speaker 1>do with you. But then you see videos of these

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<v Speaker 1>cute little cats like on top of dogs, riding them

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<v Speaker 1>and scratching them behind the ears and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. I get you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get till you get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, I think I might want a cat. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I go in between wanting a cat and

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<v Speaker 2>winning a dog, Like I want a dog, but I

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<v Speaker 2>want a big, dopey dog.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do stuff with dogs that's not a knock

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<v Speaker 1>against cats, But you can do things with dogs, take

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<v Speaker 1>them out playing in the park. I mean I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>people with a cat on a leash. I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little much, yeah, or in a carriage again,

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<v Speaker 2>a little much, a lot much. It's yeah, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>for me, And go ahead. I'm sorry, no, no, no, you

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<v Speaker 2>please continue.

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<v Speaker 1>I just and this thing with people just think that

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<v Speaker 1>they can do whatever they want with pets and take

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs and the malls and the stores and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It never used to be allowed, but now

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<v Speaker 1>nobody cares. People just walk through the mall. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about service dogs or fake service dogs. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean just like regular pets. Okay, you push it into carriage,

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<v Speaker 1>You're stupid. I'm sorry. But people are like full on

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<v Speaker 1>putting them on leashes and walking them around into stores

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, in a lot of cases. I know that

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<v Speaker 2>just in Jersey City, they let the dogs in because

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<v Speaker 2>they say the dogs act better than children.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true. What happens when they pee and pooh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well again, if you're bringing your dog into a store

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<v Speaker 2>like you wouldn't bring Sawyer, I almost call him Boomer

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<v Speaker 2>he's dead. I know you've mentioned it and also showed

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<v Speaker 2>me his gravestone many times. Ye yeah, Sawyer. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>bring him into a place he's trained, Like, Sawyer is

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<v Speaker 2>a trained dog. Sawyer knows not to pee on things for.

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<v Speaker 1>The most part. When dogs get excited and dogs smell

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<v Speaker 1>other pee so they that's just what they do. Like

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<v Speaker 1>there was one time we took him to the mall

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<v Speaker 1>because between like seven thirty and seven forty five, you

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<v Speaker 1>were allowed to have his picture taken with Santa, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna bring him to the mall right before Santa

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<v Speaker 1>was leaving. And I felt so weird walking him from

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<v Speaker 1>them all. Most people like, ah, whatever, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is wrong, I'm breaking the rules, you know. But

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<v Speaker 1>we were allowed to and he was very well behaved.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I'm saying. I think they know that

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<v Speaker 2>they're in a new location and you have to think

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<v Speaker 2>that they're inside, so they must think it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>house or something, so they're not going to go crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's interesting because we're getting our entire first floor

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<v Speaker 1>redone right now and we've been without Sawyer for almost

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<v Speaker 1>two months already. He's at Amy's sisters house because well,

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<v Speaker 1>he can't be with he can't be there with workers construction, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because he would be confined to the first you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the second level. He'd be going nuts and plus all

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<v Speaker 1>the dust. I don't need him breathing all that in.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to wear a mask as much as

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried, and so he'd get really sick and be

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<v Speaker 1>a pain in the ass. Yeah, So he's away until

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<v Speaker 1>it's finished, and he's going to come home and be

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<v Speaker 1>like where am I?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this home.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where I am. But on the flip side,

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<v Speaker 1>he's also a dick because he doesn't miss us. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't care about us. Amy's sisters sends us pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>him love and life tongue out the window in the

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<v Speaker 1>backseat of the car, like hey guys, and he's I'm

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<v Speaker 1>convinced that if we never came back for him, he

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<v Speaker 1>would just be happy with his life.

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<v Speaker 2>He hasn't rode home to you yet, Nope, forgot all

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<v Speaker 2>about us. That's so rude, jerk, You love that dog?

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do?

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<v Speaker 1>We miss him because he's he's always you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a constant. He's like another kid in the house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's not around, so it's like he's he's at

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<v Speaker 1>sleepway camp. Oh sad, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Two months sleep away camp. When is your construction done?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I really don't know. It's they give

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<v Speaker 1>you one date and then it's six weeks later. So

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<v Speaker 1>right now we're going on, uh, what's this march? Whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna play this. So it's just it's almost it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost two full months at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing exactly to your first floor?

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<v Speaker 1>We completely gutted it. We ripped out the floors, the counters,

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<v Speaker 1>the walls, everything. It's just one big open space now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an open floor plan, it sure is.

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<v Speaker 1>I love over a big long kitchen on one side

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<v Speaker 1>and a big old family room on the other side.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we always had we had that one room

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<v Speaker 1>that you never went in. What a waste. We called

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<v Speaker 1>it the green room because the couches were green and

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<v Speaker 1>no one ever went in there. It was just it

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<v Speaker 1>was a wasted space. And yes, Amy, if you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this, I agree with you. It is a much

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<v Speaker 1>better model as is right now rather than having that

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<v Speaker 1>wall there.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you I love watching home repair shows and

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<v Speaker 2>they always ask for an open floor plan. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going on our house. I we have our kitchen right

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<v Speaker 2>next to our TV room, and it's super annoying because

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<v Speaker 2>my mom always decides that that's when she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>cook and put things away when you're watching TV in there,

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<v Speaker 2>and it sounds like this one hundred percent every time,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, I wish there was a wall so

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't have to hear you. I guess you'll have

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<v Speaker 2>to deal with that now too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll see. All right, So we're coming up on

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<v Speaker 1>what Oh look at that. We're at like thirteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you See, it's just natural, fun conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so this has been bull chat. We're just two guys.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the SNL S get it's too.

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<v Speaker 1>Wild and crazy guys, Yeah, but we're not. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of chill. So I need to know, like, is

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<v Speaker 1>this an extension of serial killers? Can somebody to go

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<v Speaker 1>to at bowl chat and look us up?

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is just serial killers. It's easier. It stays on

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<v Speaker 2>the page and here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm gonna go on Twitter and look up bowl

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<v Speaker 1>chat and see if anybody has it. You don't to

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<v Speaker 1>get it, but I'd like to take it because you

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this is going to be wildly successful.

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<v Speaker 1>No, someone's going to go and get it and pose

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<v Speaker 1>as us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh true, true, true, Yeah, let's see full chat. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you is thirteen minutes went by very quick.

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<v Speaker 1>With you. I have to say bull chat does not exist.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take it great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So speaking of people posing as us, that's

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<v Speaker 1>been happened to me so much lately. You have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>There are dating sites with my picture. Dennis is one

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<v Speaker 1>and he's fifty five and using my picture. And I

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<v Speaker 1>told you about the one on us on the yachtzi site.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone is playing with my picture. Someone scammed some woman

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<v Speaker 1>in London saying that she was me I needed money

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<v Speaker 1>for hospital bills? What she set the guy money?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you not using like any type of like anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Can go get protection? What kind of protection? You just

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<v Speaker 1>go take my picture and do what you want with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can sign up for anything with any picture. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knows who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>You do have a stock model phase too.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been like five or six of them already, and

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<v Speaker 1>I keep sending him to our you know it department

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<v Speaker 1>and they get him taken down. But I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>why me? And that leads me to believe that if

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<v Speaker 1>it's so much me, it's got to be everybody else

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<v Speaker 1>on this show as well. You know, maybe that you

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Scary gets hacked all the time. I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I'd like you to go on Twitter and

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<v Speaker 1>take boll chat because I'm not gonna do that. This

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<v Speaker 1>is your thing, so please go take all the bull

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<v Speaker 1>chat handles that you can, sure, just in case this

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<v Speaker 1>winds up being bigger than Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna I think we're gonna do it. Just we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna ease into it. Okay, We're gonna do every other Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>You see how nice and calm we were.

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<v Speaker 2>This is exactly very nice because on the main the

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<v Speaker 2>other show, I feel like it's it's got to follow

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<v Speaker 2>a strict regiment. This is just like we could talk

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<v Speaker 2>about daw ugs and home repair.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like next week I need to have a

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<v Speaker 1>cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Say no more, I have a basket of tea.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen, I'm gonna get out of here. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been fake for the last fifteen minutes. Too long?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh rude?

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<v Speaker 1>How do we end? We clang the bowl again? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for checking out the very first premiere edition of

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<v Speaker 1>bull Chat. Yay do we say something or that's all?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like clink.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we have crunching clink all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you when we see you, clink, clink,