Speaker 1: Hi, Scott, Hello Andrew.
Speaker 2: Guess what guys.
Speaker 1: What guys, it's.
Speaker 2: A bu boo bull chat.
Speaker 1: You said we didn't need any fancy production work.
Speaker 2: That's I mean. I am the production Okay, I am
Speaker 2: the artiste.
Speaker 1: Look, I have no idea what's going on. I'm just
Speaker 1: along for the ride. I agreed to this.
Speaker 2: Are we pretending it's a Wednesday or a Friday when
Speaker 2: we do this?
Speaker 1: I don't know when you want this to run.
Speaker 2: We'll pretend this is a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna follow your lead because this is apparently
Speaker 1: the Andrew Show shooting and I don't know anything about it,
Speaker 1: and we'll see if it takes off.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I feel like we just need to
Speaker 2: add some extra bonus content where maybe we're not arguing
Speaker 2: over cereal, we're just arguing in general, or maybe not,
Speaker 2: maybe it's just us chatting about things.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, should I get a bowl and make
Speaker 1: a sound or I.
Speaker 2: Mean, if you want, you could do the production over it,
Speaker 2: like yeah, get a book. Okay, ready, Bob, Ready when
Speaker 2: I say when you hear yah yah, yeah, you're gonna stick.
Speaker 1: Bu bull chat.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm feeling the creative juice is flowing on that one.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 1: Okay, Andrew, Okay, I'm down all right, great, I have
Speaker 1: to go soon. By the way, so you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: first this will be short.
Speaker 2: Well you know, who knows. Maybe they're just ten minute episodes,
Speaker 2: just little little drops of fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, are you trying to rip off coffee talk
Speaker 1: by the way, No, okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just literally trying to make more money on our podcast.
Speaker 1: This is not all about money, Andrew. This it's not because.
Speaker 2: Last time I checked. Okay, we don't need to get
Speaker 2: into this. This is this is different from the Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Yes, those guys.
Speaker 2: What was the first movie you saw in a movie theater?
Speaker 1: Kidding me? No, that I can remember? Yeah, the money Pit?
Speaker 2: What's that with?
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks?
Speaker 2: Have no idea?
Speaker 1: They buy this house that looks great, and the whole
Speaker 1: thing just falls to crap. Can we curss on this one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It just falls to shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: And they spent a lot of money trying to fix
Speaker 1: up this old house because it's their dream home, and
Speaker 1: they wind up getting divorced, and it's a whole or
Speaker 1: not divorce. Did they get divorced? I don't know. Get
Speaker 1: they get angry and like move out and they wind
Speaker 1: up fixing it up and it costs a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It's a money pit. Every time they do something, something
Speaker 1: else goes wrong. Okay, and I rode my bicycle to
Speaker 1: the movie theater and that was the very last movie
Speaker 1: that played at that particular movie theater and then it
Speaker 1: went out of business.
Speaker 2: What happens to old movie theaters.
Speaker 1: They turn into gym's really. Yeah, in my town there
Speaker 1: were five or six movie theaters at one point. So
Speaker 1: right now, one of them is a medical office. The
Speaker 1: other one is a medical office with a shoe store
Speaker 1: and a ups store underneath it. The other one is
Speaker 1: now out of business because of COVID gym. The other
Speaker 1: one is another medical office. Great, and the other one
Speaker 1: is a shop.
Speaker 2: Right what's interesting is the ones by us. Everything turns
Speaker 2: into a bank, Like if something goes out of business,
Speaker 2: it turns into a bank, pretty much like five or
Speaker 2: six old things that used to be like a Boston
Speaker 2: market or like a fast food place or a medical thing,
Speaker 2: and then they just became banks.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you. My favorite thing about that
Speaker 1: is there's a website. I wish I could remember what
Speaker 1: it was called. It's like are you kidding me? It
Speaker 1: used to be a what or something like that, and
Speaker 1: it basically what it is. It's a website that people
Speaker 1: send pictures in of old stores and restaurants and stuff
Speaker 1: like that that are clearly an old KFC. But it
Speaker 1: is now a radiology office, you know, and it has this.
Speaker 1: They didn't change the architecture at all. They just painted
Speaker 1: the red roof brown and now it's now it's some
Speaker 1: other store.
Speaker 2: One of our friends own a restaurant and it's an
Speaker 2: old bank. But they kept like the vault, not the vault,
Speaker 2: but like they almost had a where the tellers were
Speaker 2: the glass windows. They just basically took the they sealed
Speaker 2: the window and so that's where their kitchen is is
Speaker 2: behind that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool. We have a place near me
Speaker 1: called the Library that used to be a library back
Speaker 1: in the day, and now where the books used to be,
Speaker 1: you know, the gladder that rolls across it's all alcol
Speaker 1: so they can climb up and grab bottles of whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's a big old library. Now it's a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I love that idea. I would like to go to
Speaker 1: this restaurant. Come on, Amy threw my fortieth birthday party there.
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna throw something else. No, she
Speaker 1: probably threw something at me there as well at some point,
Speaker 1: but it was it was a it was a wonderful
Speaker 1: surprise party.
Speaker 2: What kind of food do they have?
Speaker 1: It's one of those you know, burger pasta chicken, American food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's American place. The eagles outside you know that eagles? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because the library used to have these golden eagles outside,
Speaker 1: so they just refurbished them and left them. No, real,
Speaker 1: not real eagles, you don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think that there's giant eagles.
Speaker 1: They have eagles in a cage that they're on shift
Speaker 1: and they fly in and they take over. They just
Speaker 1: hang out.
Speaker 2: Do you know eagles are actually gigantic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're frightening and they'll maul you to death.
Speaker 1: Mall yeah, they'll claw you.
Speaker 2: What I did not read that? Sure, I guess that's
Speaker 2: basically any bird. I'm most afraid of pelicans, but we've
Speaker 2: discussed that.
Speaker 1: Why because they have big gullets.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I do not like
Speaker 2: how big, like the bottom part of their jaws. I'm
Speaker 2: so terrified of it. I've always been terrified of pelican.
Speaker 1: It's fun to watch him swoop down and grab fish
Speaker 1: out of the water.
Speaker 2: It is not. It is terrifying.
Speaker 1: I had a bird when I was a kid. He did.
Speaker 1: His name was ed Ed. He was a parakeet, and
Speaker 1: he was blue, and he wasn't feeling well. One day
Speaker 1: there was like snot coming out of his little two
Speaker 1: holes above his nose. So while I was in school,
Speaker 1: my dad took him back to the pet store and said,
Speaker 1: this one's sick, and give me a new one. And
Speaker 1: he just swapped out my bird while I wasn't home.
Speaker 1: And I came home and there was a new bird
Speaker 1: in the cage. I'm like, where's Ed? I took him back.
Speaker 1: We're talking about I've had this bird for two years.
Speaker 1: It's my bird, you idiot.
Speaker 2: How long would did you have the other bird?
Speaker 1: To ad him? For two year?
Speaker 2: Years and you're dead? Returned it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, ay, sick.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty lax return, right, What the hell?
Speaker 1: So I got him back cheap, but then he died
Speaker 1: years later. I had him for many years. I used
Speaker 1: to take him out. He'd fly around the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never understand.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't get bird people.
Speaker 1: Me neither. I was not a bird person, but I
Speaker 1: was never allowed to have a dog, so that was
Speaker 1: the closest thing I could get.
Speaker 2: Same. And it's funny because now Jackie has Luna, and
Speaker 2: my mom and my dad are both obsessed with Luna.
Speaker 1: That's exactly the same thing with me. I was never
Speaker 1: allowed to have a dog. I had to move out
Speaker 1: of my house, you know, because like back in the
Speaker 1: mid nineties, I moved to Cedar Rapids, Iowa. So when
Speaker 1: I went away, really yeah, I didn't know that. So
Speaker 1: when I moved out of the house, the first thing
Speaker 1: I got was an ear ring and the second thing
Speaker 1: I got was a dog, neither of which I was
Speaker 1: allowed to get in my home. So this is your
Speaker 1: tailor Swift reputation era exactly. You went badass right and
Speaker 1: then So, but when I moved home, my family fell
Speaker 1: in love with this dog, Blazer rest his soul, yep,
Speaker 1: And he was a Shetland sheep dog. It's so smart,
Speaker 1: you know. I used to walk him around Hoboken and
Speaker 1: off leash and he would just walk alongside of me
Speaker 1: and just stop at the corners. But anyway, so and
Speaker 1: then when I moved out again, they wouldn't let me
Speaker 1: take him because he was now the family dog and
Speaker 1: they loved him so much. Oh so now the dog people,
Speaker 1: but not anymore because he's dead. Well yeah, that's great,
Speaker 1: hold on change subjects.
Speaker 2: We'll have to implement that. I think that could be
Speaker 2: really good, Scott. Okay, but okay, so hold on, I
Speaker 2: need to go back. Do you let the bird fly around?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? Why? Because I would take him out of
Speaker 1: his cage and I put him on my little finger,
Speaker 1: you know, and he would give me little kisses with
Speaker 1: his beak, and then he would just fly around the house.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I don't trust birds.
Speaker 1: There was feathers and bird shit everywhere.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I can't imagine you having a bird like this
Speaker 2: is so odd to me. I never knew this.
Speaker 1: They just are not a bird person. He would perch
Speaker 1: on top of the light fixture and he would just
Speaker 1: hang out there. But then we would clip his wings
Speaker 1: so he couldn't really fly. He would just be in
Speaker 1: the air like this, just if not really doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's what they do house birds. There
Speaker 1: their wings. They don't cut their wings off. They're just there.
Speaker 1: They have their cartilage and their bone or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then underneath it are long feathers and you just cut
Speaker 1: those feathers and they can't fly. Oh oh okay, well
Speaker 1: we don't cut their wings off. Yeah see I don't,
Speaker 1: just like stumpy.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought when you were saying, like the
Speaker 2: little bendy part, like I thought they just cut that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's very cruel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, well, that's like, they don't declaw cats anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, it's against the law in it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandma she had like a whole bunch of cats.
Speaker 2: Every cat she had she would get declawed. And I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. It was. They were like a much cuter.
Speaker 1: Cat because they tear the house up, don't They rip
Speaker 1: the furniture and they.
Speaker 2: The furniture up. But and obviously, like I'm fine with it, obviously,
Speaker 2: because you don't want to if you're a person who no, no,
Speaker 2: literally this right here, I'm not looking from your nail up. Okay,
Speaker 2: So you're just walking around nubs for hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the poor cats, Okay, but I mean it
Speaker 2: would be funny because they try and swipe you and
Speaker 2: you'd be like.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing. I love when cats paw things
Speaker 1: and like knock shit over. That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 2: Did you have a cat?
Speaker 1: I did not. I I've asked Amy many times, like,
Speaker 1: I think we have a dog, Sawyer, and I think
Speaker 1: it would be kind of cute to get him a
Speaker 1: cat for them to play. But I also think that
Speaker 1: he would tear it up because he wants to eat squirrels,
Speaker 1: Like he will break down windows to try to get
Speaker 1: to a squirrel, So I don't know how he would
Speaker 1: be with the cat.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like cats are super independent, whereas dogs
Speaker 2: are more like, I just want to.
Speaker 1: Be your friend and sit by you, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: lots of cats hide and they don't want anything to
Speaker 1: do with you. But then you see videos of these
Speaker 1: cute little cats like on top of dogs, riding them
Speaker 1: and scratching them behind the ears and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I get you don't know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna get till you get it.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, I think I might want a cat. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I go in between wanting a cat and
Speaker 2: winning a dog, Like I want a dog, but I
Speaker 2: want a big, dopey dog.
Speaker 1: You can do stuff with dogs that's not a knock
Speaker 1: against cats, But you can do things with dogs, take
Speaker 1: them out playing in the park. I mean I've seen
Speaker 1: people with a cat on a leash. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you doing exactly?
Speaker 2: It's a little much, yeah, or in a carriage again,
Speaker 2: a little much, a lot much. It's yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: for me, And go ahead. I'm sorry, no, no, no, you
Speaker 2: please continue.
Speaker 1: I just and this thing with people just think that
Speaker 1: they can do whatever they want with pets and take
Speaker 1: the dogs and the malls and the stores and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. It never used to be allowed, but now
Speaker 1: nobody cares. People just walk through the mall. Now I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about service dogs or fake service dogs. I
Speaker 1: mean just like regular pets. Okay, you push it into carriage,
Speaker 1: You're stupid. I'm sorry. But people are like full on
Speaker 1: putting them on leashes and walking them around into stores
Speaker 1: and nobody cares.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, in a lot of cases. I know that
Speaker 2: just in Jersey City, they let the dogs in because
Speaker 2: they say the dogs act better than children.
Speaker 1: It's true. What happens when they pee and pooh?
Speaker 2: Well again, if you're bringing your dog into a store
Speaker 2: like you wouldn't bring Sawyer, I almost call him Boomer
Speaker 2: he's dead. I know you've mentioned it and also showed
Speaker 2: me his gravestone many times. Ye yeah, Sawyer. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: bring him into a place he's trained, Like, Sawyer is
Speaker 2: a trained dog. Sawyer knows not to pee on things for.
Speaker 1: The most part. When dogs get excited and dogs smell
Speaker 1: other pee so they that's just what they do. Like
Speaker 1: there was one time we took him to the mall
Speaker 1: because between like seven thirty and seven forty five, you
Speaker 1: were allowed to have his picture taken with Santa, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring him to the mall right before Santa
Speaker 1: was leaving. And I felt so weird walking him from
Speaker 1: them all. Most people like, ah, whatever, but I was like,
Speaker 1: this is wrong, I'm breaking the rules, you know. But
Speaker 1: we were allowed to and he was very well behaved.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I'm saying. I think they know that
Speaker 2: they're in a new location and you have to think
Speaker 2: that they're inside, so they must think it's like a
Speaker 2: house or something, so they're not going to go crazy.
Speaker 1: Well it's interesting because we're getting our entire first floor
Speaker 1: redone right now and we've been without Sawyer for almost
Speaker 1: two months already. He's at Amy's sisters house because well,
Speaker 1: he can't be with he can't be there with workers construction, right,
Speaker 1: because he would be confined to the first you know,
Speaker 1: the second level. He'd be going nuts and plus all
Speaker 1: the dust. I don't need him breathing all that in.
Speaker 1: He's not going to wear a mask as much as
Speaker 1: I've tried, and so he'd get really sick and be
Speaker 1: a pain in the ass. Yeah, So he's away until
Speaker 1: it's finished, and he's going to come home and be
Speaker 1: like where am I?
Speaker 2: I don't like this home.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I am. But on the flip side,
Speaker 1: he's also a dick because he doesn't miss us. He
Speaker 1: doesn't care about us. Amy's sisters sends us pictures of
Speaker 1: him love and life tongue out the window in the
Speaker 1: backseat of the car, like hey guys, and he's I'm
Speaker 1: convinced that if we never came back for him, he
Speaker 1: would just be happy with his life.
Speaker 2: He hasn't rode home to you yet, Nope, forgot all
Speaker 2: about us. That's so rude, jerk, You love that dog?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: We miss him because he's he's always you know, he's
Speaker 1: a constant. He's like another kid in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's not around, so it's like he's he's at
Speaker 1: sleepway camp. Oh sad, but.
Speaker 2: Two months sleep away camp. When is your construction done?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I really don't know. It's they give
Speaker 1: you one date and then it's six weeks later. So
Speaker 1: right now we're going on, uh, what's this march? Whenever
Speaker 1: you're gonna play this. So it's just it's almost it's
Speaker 1: almost two full months at this point.
Speaker 2: What are you doing exactly to your first floor?
Speaker 1: We completely gutted it. We ripped out the floors, the counters,
Speaker 1: the walls, everything. It's just one big open space now,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be.
Speaker 2: It's an open floor plan, it sure is.
Speaker 1: I love over a big long kitchen on one side
Speaker 1: and a big old family room on the other side.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we always had we had that one room
Speaker 1: that you never went in. What a waste. We called
Speaker 1: it the green room because the couches were green and
Speaker 1: no one ever went in there. It was just it
Speaker 1: was a wasted space. And yes, Amy, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this, I agree with you. It is a much
Speaker 1: better model as is right now rather than having that
Speaker 1: wall there.
Speaker 2: I love you I love watching home repair shows and
Speaker 2: they always ask for an open floor plan. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what's.
Speaker 2: Going on our house. I we have our kitchen right
Speaker 2: next to our TV room, and it's super annoying because
Speaker 2: my mom always decides that that's when she's going to
Speaker 2: cook and put things away when you're watching TV in there,
Speaker 2: and it sounds like this one hundred percent every time,
Speaker 2: and we're like, I wish there was a wall so
Speaker 2: we didn't have to hear you. I guess you'll have
Speaker 2: to deal with that now too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see. All right, So we're coming up on
Speaker 1: what Oh look at that. We're at like thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I told you See, it's just natural, fun conversation.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this has been bull chat. We're just two guys.
Speaker 2: What's the SNL S get it's too.
Speaker 1: Wild and crazy guys, Yeah, but we're not. We're just
Speaker 1: kind of chill. So I need to know, like, is
Speaker 1: this an extension of serial killers? Can somebody to go
Speaker 1: to at bowl chat and look us up?
Speaker 2: Everything is just serial killers. It's easier. It stays on
Speaker 2: the page and here we are.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna go on Twitter and look up bowl
Speaker 1: chat and see if anybody has it. You don't to
Speaker 1: get it, but I'd like to take it because you
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Is this is going to be wildly successful.
Speaker 1: No, someone's going to go and get it and pose
Speaker 1: as us.
Speaker 2: Oh true, true, true, Yeah, let's see full chat. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you is thirteen minutes went by very quick.
Speaker 1: With you. I have to say bull chat does not exist.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So speaking of people posing as us, that's
Speaker 1: been happened to me so much lately. You have no idea.
Speaker 1: There are dating sites with my picture. Dennis is one
Speaker 1: and he's fifty five and using my picture. And I
Speaker 1: told you about the one on us on the yachtzi site.
Speaker 1: Someone is playing with my picture. Someone scammed some woman
Speaker 1: in London saying that she was me I needed money
Speaker 1: for hospital bills? What she set the guy money?
Speaker 2: Are you not using like any type of like anybody.
Speaker 1: Can go get protection? What kind of protection? You just
Speaker 1: go take my picture and do what you want with it.
Speaker 1: You can sign up for anything with any picture. Nobody
Speaker 1: knows who you are.
Speaker 2: You do have a stock model phase too.
Speaker 1: There's been like five or six of them already, and
Speaker 1: I keep sending him to our you know it department
Speaker 1: and they get him taken down. But I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: why me? And that leads me to believe that if
Speaker 1: it's so much me, it's got to be everybody else
Speaker 1: on this show as well. You know, maybe that you
Speaker 1: just don't know about it.
Speaker 2: Well, Scary gets hacked all the time. I feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'd like you to go on Twitter and
Speaker 1: take boll chat because I'm not gonna do that. This
Speaker 1: is your thing, so please go take all the bull
Speaker 1: chat handles that you can, sure, just in case this
Speaker 1: winds up being bigger than Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It's gonna I think we're gonna do it. Just we're
Speaker 2: gonna ease into it. Okay, We're gonna do every other Wednesday,
Speaker 2: and that's it.
Speaker 1: You see how nice and calm we were.
Speaker 2: This is exactly very nice because on the main the
Speaker 2: other show, I feel like it's it's got to follow
Speaker 2: a strict regiment. This is just like we could talk
Speaker 2: about daw ugs and home repair.
Speaker 1: I feel like next week I need to have a
Speaker 1: cup of tea.
Speaker 2: Say no more, I have a basket of tea.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, I'm gonna get out of here. I've
Speaker 1: been fake for the last fifteen minutes. Too long?
Speaker 2: Oh rude?
Speaker 1: How do we end? We clang the bowl again? Yes,
Speaker 1: thanks for checking out the very first premiere edition of
Speaker 1: bull Chat. Yay do we say something or that's all?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I feel like clink.
Speaker 2: All right, we have crunching clink all right.
Speaker 1: We'll see you when we see you, clink, clink,