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Speaker 2: Tell me.

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Speaker 2: We call them blogs, Kaylin go, thank you, dear blog.

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Speaker 2: So a couple of weeks ago I talked about how

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Speaker 2: I was a little bit nervous to get my very

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Speaker 2: first mammogram as Paulina would call it, a mammogram as

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Speaker 2: I would call it. And the thirteen is so sweet

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Speaker 2: because ever since then they have been asking like did

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Speaker 2: you go, how did it go? Other people just sharing

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Speaker 2: their stories like I was scared to go and I

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Speaker 2: went and YadA YadA. So yesterday it was the big

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Speaker 2: day I got my very first mamogram, and today I'm

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Speaker 2: alive to tell the tale. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So first of.

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Speaker 2: All, no, absolutely no shade to anyone whose experience was

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Speaker 2: hard or painful. For me, it was like, eh, eh,

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Speaker 2: you know, it was not bad at all. Now, what

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Speaker 2: I will say is to my tiny booby girls, I

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Speaker 2: can understand why that would be painful because they do

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Speaker 2: need to get a decent amount of meat to put

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Speaker 2: on the table to flatten out, and they flatten you

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Speaker 2: both ways. So it wasn't super painful for me. Uncomfortable

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Speaker 2: maybe a little bit. Now. The funniest part for me

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Speaker 2: personally is that you and the tech doing it get

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Speaker 2: very it's very romantic experience.

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Speaker 1: Intimate.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's very intimate because you you do it one

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Speaker 2: by one, yabo by yabo, and each time you have

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Speaker 2: to turn towards her face and she has to get

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Speaker 2: really close to you, so you're basically nose to nose

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Speaker 2: with this woman or man if a man is doing

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Speaker 2: your mammogram, and then they're fondling you, and it's just

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Speaker 2: it's just something that you never really thought you'd experience.

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Speaker 2: I've never felt more like a cow being milked ever

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Speaker 2: in my life. But what was funny is okay. So

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Speaker 2: first of all, I don't have This is like how

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Speaker 2: my brain works. I don't have anxiety about the results

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Speaker 2: like I do. But I have more anxiety about whether

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Speaker 2: or not I did it wrong because you can't wear deodorant,

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Speaker 2: I guess, because I guess the aluminum shows up in

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Speaker 2: the scan sometimes. So I got there and there were

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Speaker 2: two sets of wipes, and she was like, wipe off

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Speaker 2: your deodorant and then come on in. But I used

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Speaker 2: both sets of wipes, and apparently the second set was

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Speaker 2: to like re make your armpit smell good after you

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Speaker 2: wipe your deodorant off. And when I told the tech that,

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Speaker 2: she's like, oh no, and I'm like, oh no, did

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Speaker 2: I mess it up? So she had to run and

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Speaker 2: check the scan. It was fine. Now, My favorite part

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Speaker 2: of the whole experience was it was both my aunt

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Speaker 2: and my uncle's birthdays yesterday. My mom has two sisters,

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Speaker 2: so it was one of her sister's birthdays and then

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Speaker 2: one of her other sister's husband's birthday, if you can

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Speaker 2: follow that. So I texted my first aunt and I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: happy birthday, celebrating by getting my first mammogram. She was like, no,

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Speaker 2: way I'm going today too, Like what a birthday? I'm like,

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Speaker 2: scheduled a different birthday.

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Speaker 1: Kay.

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Speaker 2: So one of the adds my uncle, I jokingly said,

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Speaker 2: because this kind of family we have. I said, I'm

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Speaker 2: also celebrating you by getting my first mammogram, and he said,

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Speaker 2: your aunt's getting one later too, but just not at

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Speaker 2: the doctor's office. And I said, what the hell? This

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Speaker 2: is why I need therapy. Why am I uncle talk

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Speaker 2: to me like this?

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Speaker 1: I cried.

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Speaker 2: I was like, bro, thank you. So shout out to

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Speaker 2: my aunt Cindy. Hopefully you had a fun night.

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Speaker 1: Could you do the thing? When uh where You're like

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Speaker 1: you're asking the tech like, so how's it look? You know,

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Speaker 1: because they're not supposed to tell you, but you know

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Speaker 1: they know something because they do them all. Like I've

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Speaker 1: had ultrasounds done before, and it's like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like they's they're like honing in on certain

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Speaker 1: areas more and it's like, hey, so how's it looking?

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Speaker 1: You know, And they can't tell you what they're doing

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Speaker 1: or what they see because they're not doctors. And I

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Speaker 1: guess only the doctors can you know accurately? I don't know. Look,

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Speaker 1: I think these nurses and these texts know a lot

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Speaker 1: more than they're telling you. But before liability or insurance

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Speaker 1: to whatever it is, a doctor has to be doing type.

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Speaker 1: So she's like every time I've had something like that done,

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Speaker 1: I'm hey, like we're looking good, you know, like a

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Speaker 1: best you've ever seen. You know, you kind of make

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Speaker 1: jokes about it, and they're like a ha ha, but

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Speaker 1: they can't tell you.

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Speaker 2: So she did need to redo my smaller one of

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Speaker 2: the two because that's why it's harder to get those

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Speaker 2: ones because there's not as much meat. So she needed

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Speaker 2: to redo it. So I was like, oh no, but

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Speaker 2: I did find myself and this is something I do

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Speaker 2: in like awkward situations. I was doing like deaf comedy

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Speaker 2: jam with her and like for her, it's like another day,

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Speaker 2: Like she's not uncomfortable, but I think for me in

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Speaker 2: uncomfortable situations, like I was making a lot of jokes

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Speaker 2: and like, you know, you should take me out for

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Like she was like, okay, just stop,

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Speaker 2: Like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's probably because she's heard a lot of the routine before.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's like I'm about to kiss her and she her

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Speaker 2: hands are on my breast.

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Speaker 1: So actually, I don't know what you were.

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Speaker 2: Worried about it, right, but you guys you did it.

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Speaker 1: Though you did it.

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Speaker 2: I did it.

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Speaker 1: You did it.

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Speaker 2: I waited four years, but you guys do not. It

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Speaker 2: is not a big deal. It may hurt is very quick, though.

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Speaker 2: Please go get them done. That's the only reason I

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Speaker 2: wanted to talk about it is because if it just

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Speaker 2: one person gets it done, then I'll feel happy about it.

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Speaker 2: So get your yabos checked. It's not that big of

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Speaker 2: a deal, just a little

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Speaker 1: Red aft, Marius said, killing my text said to me,

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Speaker 1: your skin is so soft while holding my booby, so

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Speaker 1: very exciting