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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Would you a minute? Is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 2: the line?

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Speaker 1: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you're out at the club and somebody comes

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Speaker 1: up to you using this charming pickup line. Okay, whoa

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Speaker 1: are you telekinetic?

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Speaker 3: Because you just made a part of me move without

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Speaker 3: even touching You're cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you do is always into But whatever you do,

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Speaker 1: don't blow.

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Speaker 3: The rim salt from your DACKERI straight into his eyes.

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Speaker 1: Instead, tell him you could use some fresh romantic trauma

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Speaker 1: to bring up in your next therapy session. And that's

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Speaker 1: when you slip him the digits to the loser line,

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Speaker 1: so hopefully he can call it and leave us an

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Speaker 1: awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 4: One yo, stop, how you doing? I don't know how

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Speaker 4: to start be messages.

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Speaker 5: I mean, hey, there, like is that smoothing me?

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Speaker 4: It feels smooth anyway. Anyway, this is Mary from the

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Speaker 4: pet story. I hope your cat is like loving. They're

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Speaker 4: little toys. I mean, I know I love them. I

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Speaker 4: like to just camp around all the Okay, I'm an idiot,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. No, anyway, that's not smooth.

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Speaker 2: How you do it?

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, bye message.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I loved her. I feel her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. I feel so bad for her, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: She was trying so hard to sound cool. It was

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Speaker 1: like Brooke talking to some young kids trying to buy

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Speaker 1: an alcohol. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mean I feel like I've left that same message

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Speaker 5: on some dudes voicemailing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh yeah, that's just a very natural coming from Yeah,

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Speaker 4: let's just keep herving.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually calling you from Starbucks right now. So, yes,

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Speaker 2: I am wearing pants, just so you know, normally, if

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you from home, I'm probably not wearing them.

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Speaker 2: You know, just that freaking feeling. Walk around, let it

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Speaker 2: all hang out, no judgment, no restrictions, whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: You can do when your pants lips. Oh, i'd say that,

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Speaker 2: you know, one day a year, no pants day. I

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Speaker 2: think that would be a really great way to spend

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Speaker 2: day in society. You can walk into a Starbucks just

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Speaker 2: your boxers on, nobody's gonna judge you, order whatever you want,

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Speaker 2: sit down and enjoy the breeze. Kind of my dream.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's what true freedom in this country would

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Speaker 2: look like. And we're not there yet, but hopefully some day.

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Speaker 3: Strangehild to die on that's my guy.

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Speaker 5: By the whole time, I was only envisioning him with

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Speaker 5: nothing on, and then when he threw in with you,

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh that's cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like you're envisioning what you want to envision. That's

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Speaker 3: how I would and I support you. It's going to

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Speaker 3: get the breeze in there now.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, due to quote legal terms and conditions, all of

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Speaker 1: the videos that we post online are fully clothed.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's why I know.

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Speaker 4: Pants on.

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Speaker 1: These social media moderators are such proods now. But thanks

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Speaker 1: to them, we've got loads of pants on content that

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Speaker 1: you can go check out on our YouTube, our Instagram,

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Speaker 1: our TikTok, all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey like subscribe, unzip,

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Speaker 1: and enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 4: Hi, it's yeah from the Vampire Social on Friday. So well, okay,

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Speaker 4: I was still line in the black life stretch, which

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Speaker 4: I know narrows it down to like all of us,

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Speaker 4: so okay, but sorry. Yeah, So remember I accidentally drank

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Speaker 4: the prop blood because I thought it was beat tooth. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so you you were sweet to let me use your

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Speaker 4: costume handkerchief, Like what a gentleman. Okay, So I just

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Speaker 4: wanted to say it was really cool talking to you.

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Speaker 4: You seem very alive in a good way. I mean,

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Speaker 4: you know, like most guys, I mean that these things

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Speaker 4: are just creeps who talk about sucking my neck, but

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Speaker 4: that you you didn't do that, and so yeah, I

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Speaker 4: thought i'd be super ancient and just call you. So, yeah,

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Speaker 4: here I am. If you ever want to grab a

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Speaker 4: drink at not Blood, just like I don't know, like

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Speaker 4: coffee or tea or warm broth. I'm not picky, So

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Speaker 4: call me back.

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Speaker 3: Next, you know, boom Roth the next best thing to Blood.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit shocked to find out that there's

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Speaker 1: weirdos at Vampire. I was picturing it more like a

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Speaker 1: Rex softball league. Oh yeah, there's gonna be some like

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Speaker 1: strange people, but for the most part, cool guys, lifelong friends.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm surprised actually that they are creepy because

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Speaker 3: if you look at the original Dracula, he was a

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Speaker 3: count and I feel like they're rich too. I don't

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Speaker 3: know why, just give the vibe to have money. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a good quality fabric.

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Speaker 4: That they wear.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we're talking ourselves into attending the next

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Speaker 1: vampire social.

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Speaker 4: I like beat dress.

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Speaker 3: Okay, next.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you gotta go outside right now. Look

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Speaker 5: up at the sky. Oh wow, you gotta see this.

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Speaker 5: It looks like the moon's wearing like a glow in

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Speaker 5: the dark cake. It's like a got it built in

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Speaker 5: night light from the back. Oh man, this only happens

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Speaker 5: like every four and a half years. Just this message.

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Speaker 5: Go outside, call me so we can look at it together.

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Speaker 5: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Do they not realize you could hear that?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: I love a bathroom with a good window. It gives

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Speaker 3: you a great view. It's underrated, isn't it, Brooks, So

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Speaker 3: you can see the notorious Cape movie. It's not his fault.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot going on in his life right now.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot to juggle.

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Speaker 5: He's multitasking, yes, viewed bathroom duties and making a phone

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Speaker 5: talk exactly.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what he was saying was beautiful specifically? No, no,

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Speaker 3: But I just hope he washes his hands. That's your

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Speaker 3: loser line.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can find your favorite cringe Voicemail of the

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Speaker 1: Week up on our YouTube page, along with our second

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Speaker 1: date up our Offward Tuesday. Phone calls not to mention

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Speaker 1: phone taps. In fact, we got one coming up

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Speaker 5: For you right after that, Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 5: morning