Speaker 1: Why am I sweating already? Scott you didn't even start
Speaker 1: yet off sweating?
Speaker 2: Who you have under boob sweat?
Speaker 1: That's sweet of you, speaking gift. Sweet. Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: It's episode fourteen.
Speaker 2: I'm Andrew.
Speaker 1: We made fourteen. I'm Scottie B. And this one, well,
Speaker 1: you suggested one of these serials a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: like can we please do blah blah blah. So I
Speaker 1: had to feel like I say that every single week
Speaker 1: in my basement, and uh so we're gonna do it
Speaker 1: this week. But you choose this week classic or new
Speaker 1: school classic? You want the classic? Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that my suggestion?
Speaker 1: You can? You can have the classic here. Let me
Speaker 1: give you a hint where the classic will be.
Speaker 3: Yes, you need to sorry part of your good breakfast.
Speaker 2: I just have one thing to say.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's for Apple Jay's for Jackson.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you said, I'll give you a hint, and
Speaker 2: then they said the name forty five times.
Speaker 1: So do you know what cereal?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 2: Golden Crisp, no corn pops?
Speaker 1: No, uh uh, I don't know it's Apple jacksh hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm going into my cereal bag.
Speaker 2: I thought it was the cereal sack whatever.
Speaker 1: Sack of cereal. I love apple jacks, cinnamon crunchy apple jacks,
Speaker 1: I'll give you.
Speaker 2: Do not put apple chips. Just make me the artificial
Speaker 2: flavored apple, and I'm a fan of it.
Speaker 1: Now these if you look at the package, these o's
Speaker 1: of apples used to all just be this orange peach
Speaker 1: color if you remember that. Yeah, they're now both green
Speaker 1: and orange or whatever the hell it is. It's sweetened
Speaker 1: cereal with apple and cinnamon, first introduced in nineteen sixty
Speaker 1: five as Apple o's. It wasn't until nineteen seventy one
Speaker 1: that the jacks was added in for marketing purposes, and
Speaker 1: those two like like kids, were on the front of
Speaker 1: the box. It was like their stick figures made crayons.
Speaker 2: No, you keep explaining things as if I'm supposed to
Speaker 2: just noad my head and be like, oh, yes, of
Speaker 2: course I was alive in the seventies. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Now it's just like an angry cinnamon stick and a
Speaker 1: weird look at apple. That's really frightening.
Speaker 2: No, haven't you heard their voices. No, the cinnamon stick
Speaker 2: is Rastafarian, I could tell from his hat, and he
Speaker 2: is an angry apple. I'm not sure if I like
Speaker 2: these characters, I do.
Speaker 1: What does it say on the back? Do they have names?
Speaker 1: Why is there a unicorn with the cross eyed.
Speaker 2: I have a question?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is fruit Loops the same company as Apple Jacks?
Speaker 1: Yes? So they literally machine's going to say, I have
Speaker 1: a question for you. Okay, why did the lady get
Speaker 1: fired from the calendar factory?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Because she took a few days off.
Speaker 2: Wait what she took a few days off of the calendar.
Speaker 1: That's a joke on the back of the box. It's terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: And then the wonky unicorn says, could that be any
Speaker 1: more corny? Why are there jokes on here?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: And this one also has like a mad lips type
Speaker 1: thing on the back cricket cricket.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of where how they process these in
Speaker 2: a plant like, I want to see the how it's made.
Speaker 2: Cereal edition.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it exists somewhere. I will tell you that.
Speaker 1: And I've said this before as a kid growing up,
Speaker 1: my mom always said that Apple Jacks is the worst
Speaker 1: cereal that you can eat, like the most sugar and
Speaker 1: the worst ever. So I never had it until once
Speaker 1: again I went to sleep Away Cap and they just
Speaker 1: pumped us full of sugar as much as humanly possible.
Speaker 1: So that's where I got my apple jacks. That way
Speaker 1: you got corrupted it really it really is oh first
Speaker 1: ingredient corn flour blend. That's that's good, and then sugar
Speaker 1: is the second ingredient. I know there's some kind of
Speaker 1: rule like sugar has to be at least like the
Speaker 1: fourth ingredient or so for to not be that bad
Speaker 1: for you, But who cares.
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: It's all for the shit.
Speaker 2: I love apple jacks.
Speaker 1: Yep, open it up. Oh, Kellogg's strong glue on this bag. Cinnamon,
Speaker 1: a crunchy fun to eat.
Speaker 2: Your thank you.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love apple jacks so much, mostly because the smell
Speaker 2: of it also smells like a warm glass of like cider.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think it smells like that at all.
Speaker 2: Smell let me have my moment.
Speaker 1: But I know there's been some other varieties over the
Speaker 1: years that you can't get really too many different rides.
Speaker 1: I know there was one that was just called cinnamon applejacks,
Speaker 1: but they're all cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Now I feel like the sugar from however many episodes
Speaker 2: we've been doing. He's now sorry to like kick in
Speaker 2: and we're talking really really fast, and everything we say
Speaker 2: is really really fast.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: The sugar is really kicking in.
Speaker 1: It's affecting my brain.
Speaker 2: You're sweating a lot. I am sweating like it's it's
Speaker 2: a lot to look at you right now.
Speaker 1: Sorry, look like you're going like the little specks. Oh
Speaker 1: look at this one. I'm gonna pick this one out,
Speaker 1: this one like the circle got sealed with little the
Speaker 1: red specs. I'm gonna pour the milk on your finger.
Speaker 1: If you don't pay attention to me. Okay, that's rude.
Speaker 1: You're constantly checking your phone. You're like a tenth grader
Speaker 1: in school.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not Scott.
Speaker 1: All right, that's the familiar sound of pushing the o's
Speaker 1: into the milk.
Speaker 2: I love Applejacks already. I already know this is getting
Speaker 2: four balls and a spoon from you. M h. It's
Speaker 2: a pretty perfect cereal.
Speaker 1: It tastes just as I remember. But when I was younger,
Speaker 1: the o's looked like they were frosted more. They didn't
Speaker 1: have these little red specs, and the o's were really
Speaker 1: frosted and a little bit bigger.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. This gets four balls and a
Speaker 2: spoon from me.
Speaker 1: I'm choking on red specs.
Speaker 2: I don't know the he i'mli It takes me.
Speaker 1: Back, that's for sure. This is this is definitely a
Speaker 1: childhood cereal, and it reminds me of my childhood. It's
Speaker 1: it's a pretty decent cereal. But I'm going to go
Speaker 1: two balls in a spoon. Really. You can look at
Speaker 1: me like that all you want, but it's not one
Speaker 1: of my favorites.
Speaker 2: I hate working with you.
Speaker 1: We agree to disagree, but.
Speaker 2: This isn't something we can disagree on.
Speaker 1: Apple Jacks. I love Applejack here, take it home.
Speaker 2: Then it hurts my heart.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Two bows in the spoon. I'm sorry. Let's move on.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so it's just like that now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, a few weeks ago, you specifically
Speaker 1: asked me for a variety of cheerios. It's not I
Speaker 1: don't want to say it's new, but it hasn't been
Speaker 1: around certainly as long as Apple Jacks. You know, varieties
Speaker 1: of cheerios come and go. You know, your favorite peanut
Speaker 1: butter chcolate. Not sure how much longer that's going to
Speaker 1: be around. I hope they have the very berry one
Speaker 1: every once in a while, which I love.
Speaker 2: I've never had that.
Speaker 1: They had strawberry, then they had very berry, now they
Speaker 1: have blueberry, which I love. We really did like the blueberry.
Speaker 1: Don't make that face, because we did like it. Peach
Speaker 1: is just the limited time. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: they have it anymore right now. But this is the
Speaker 1: one that you wanted cereal sack into my cereal sack.
Speaker 1: It's the battle of the cinnamon apples, Apple cinnamon cheerios. Yes,
Speaker 1: so this is apple cinnamon cheerios. That was like kind
Speaker 1: of fake cinnamon apple apple jacks. So look look at
Speaker 1: that giant o of cinnamon on the back.
Speaker 2: Your bowl of cinna. Yum.
Speaker 1: That's right. So my guess is these are not going
Speaker 1: to be quite as sweet because cheerios generally are not.
Speaker 2: You've never had apple cinnamon cheerios.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have or not.
Speaker 2: Oh they're so good.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something again. That's why we
Speaker 1: didn't like the peanut butter chocolate cheerios because they just
Speaker 1: weren't sweet. It wasn't the right flavor. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's weird sor right. So here's the apple cinnamon churios,
Speaker 1: and I'm already going into it knowing that they're not.
Speaker 1: Go Oh, let's see where the sugar is on here,
Speaker 1: so ingredients whole gray notes sugar. Okay, so sugar is
Speaker 1: a second ingredient here too, so maybe it will be
Speaker 1: just as sweet.
Speaker 2: Well, sorry, you're not eating cereal and knowing you're getting
Speaker 2: something healthy, So I throw that claim out the window.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like moms and dads. They see
Speaker 1: cheerios and like, oh cool, healthy, you know, but unless
Speaker 1: you're buying the yellow box maybe honey nut, it's it's yeah.
Speaker 2: We just haven't reviewed any cheerios besides the blueberry ones.
Speaker 1: Right, blueberry chocolate, peanut butter. Oh god? And uh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I think that's it.
Speaker 2: We've never reviewed the original. The original is so good.
Speaker 1: I don't need to review that. I can tell you
Speaker 1: right now. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this to me? Well?
Speaker 1: How do you just eat plain cheerios?
Speaker 2: You hurt me?
Speaker 1: What are you three years old with your little sippy
Speaker 1: cup eating cheerios one by one out of a bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe I am Scott. It's delicious, it's so good.
Speaker 2: It's plain. But that's not a problem because I feel
Speaker 2: like it still has flavor.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you all, this sugar has ruined us, and
Speaker 1: nobody can eat just a normal, plain cardboard cereal.
Speaker 2: I happily can eat a plain cheerio.
Speaker 1: I have no problem an entire bowl of cherios for breakfast,
Speaker 1: like so delicious.
Speaker 2: I love it. I can't drink the milk afterwards.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that, but for now, it's apple cinnamon cheerios.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that whatever is clogging your arteries has ruined
Speaker 2: your taste buds.
Speaker 1: But head to head with apple jacks, I predict that
Speaker 1: they will not be as sweet.
Speaker 2: It might be a tie for me because I also,
Speaker 2: to be honest, this one tastes more like an apple pie.
Speaker 1: How would you know?
Speaker 2: Because I've had them before. This is why I suggested.
Speaker 1: No, you just have to pretend that you never had
Speaker 1: to before.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, wow, I'm going into this blind. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: the smell is great.
Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have the cereal I've never had before. These are better
Speaker 2: five bowls.
Speaker 1: You can't just do five bowls on this.
Speaker 2: I can, and I will five bowls.
Speaker 1: It has a much more natural cinnamon flavor. Yep, there
Speaker 1: is less apple taste. Yep, it's basically cinnamon cheerios, which
Speaker 1: I'm okay with. I really I like it.
Speaker 2: This tastes like apple pie and that's why it's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: I won't get that, man, I'm not hating on that.
Speaker 1: Look. I reserve anything higher than that for something that
Speaker 1: knocks my socks off.
Speaker 2: It was Cocoa crispies. Don't get too ahead of you, sorry.
Speaker 1: It was Coco pells. I learned the difference.
Speaker 2: Oh my gods, no I didn't, because your choice for
Speaker 2: five bowls is stupid.
Speaker 1: Do you get the confused with Coco puffs too?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What if I do? I love Coco pops. Can
Speaker 2: we do that one next too?
Speaker 1: I have them all lined up ready to go.
Speaker 2: How many episodes have you planned?
Speaker 1: Like? We literally have enough cereal for one hundred episodes?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm serious, And it's all on your basis. It's all
Speaker 1: in my basement and it's ready to go, so sad
Speaker 1: to my bunker, scary. Yes, and I do watch the dates.
Speaker 1: Nothing's expired. We'll never eating expired cereal, not that it
Speaker 1: would matter because cereal is good for like six months
Speaker 1: or more.
Speaker 2: After that back, because only recently did you say, oh,
Speaker 2: we tried something and I think it might have been expired.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't expired. You yelled at me for bringing
Speaker 1: in cereal that had Christmas stockings on it, but that's
Speaker 1: just when I bought it. It wasn't old.
Speaker 2: I love Apple.
Speaker 1: You're gonna finish this. This may be the first cup
Speaker 1: you actually finish. No, I finished, right, Crispy, mmmm right.
Speaker 2: People love hearing us talk with our mouths.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like this episode wasn't very exciting. We
Speaker 1: always needed like that third bonus cereal to really put
Speaker 1: it over the top. We really don't, but have nothing
Speaker 1: else on my arsenal today. Please, for the love.
Speaker 2: Of Jeese, we can keep this simple. You really don't
Speaker 2: need to get a third cereal, not in this episode.
Speaker 1: We have everything that we have here. We've tried before.
Speaker 2: We don't need another cereal. People like us for us,
Speaker 2: we don't need to be putting.
Speaker 1: On a show.
Speaker 2: Well this is a show, yeah, but a third cereal.
Speaker 2: We're not circus animals.
Speaker 1: You're right, we did start that's how we Let's go
Speaker 1: back to how we.
Speaker 2: Started, plus with the amount that you're sweating right now,
Speaker 2: like I think we should for health reasons, like end
Speaker 2: it a little early.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, okay, so apple cinnamon challenge.
Speaker 2: Love it. This was my favorite day out of all
Speaker 2: the cereals. I love apple jacks, I love apple cinnamon ceerios.
Speaker 2: I love the cereals today.
Speaker 1: There's got to be some other cinnamon apple cereal out
Speaker 1: there that I missed. Maybe we'll get it in here.
Speaker 1: I bet your Multimeal makes one.
Speaker 2: I swear if you bring a multimeal cereal in here,
Speaker 2: I will throw it at you, and I hope it
Speaker 2: knocks your head.
Speaker 1: It'll probably be in a plastic bag anyway, so it
Speaker 1: won't hurt something.
Speaker 2: Probably with like a radiation bag too well.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers episode fourteen. I'm
Speaker 1: Scottie b.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you have any fun like act? Usually you're like,
Speaker 2: this is last. It was Lucky thirteen. Before that, it
Speaker 2: was the Dirty dozen twelve, let's.
Speaker 1: It for fourteen? Fourteen is and no cant just make
Speaker 1: one up. One more episode and it's our king Sinia
Speaker 1: shut out. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Follow
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Speaker 1: please and we will talk to you soon. Send us
Speaker 1: your suggestions. We love eating garbage cereal that you guys suggest,
Speaker 1: and we will eat it even if we know we're
Speaker 1: going to hate it.
Speaker 2: Just I regrettably eat it and then I get angry.
Speaker 2: But it's fine. It's for you guys, So it's okay.
Speaker 1: Yes, So have a wonderful day or weekend or night
Speaker 1: or I don't know a day. You're listening to this.
Speaker 2: Is there like a whipped cream cereal? Something that simulates
Speaker 2: like that creams? I don't know, like, can't they make
Speaker 2: it like a berries and cream serial?
Speaker 1: Do you know that whipped cream is a dairy product
Speaker 1: that must stay in the refrigerator?
Speaker 2: Right, You're trying to make me seem like I'm an idiot,
Speaker 2: but I bet you, in some way, shape or form,
Speaker 2: there's like a berries and cream cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, there is a new cereal that just came out
Speaker 1: from General Mills. It's called Pillows. And there's a Hershey's
Speaker 1: one and there's a Cinnabon one and they're both filled
Speaker 1: with cream.
Speaker 2: Cinnabon cereal is one of my favorite cereals.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, that's a Kellogg's problem, this General and I
Speaker 1: think I'll like it because I like marshmallowy stuff and cream.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna try to find the pillows that just
Speaker 1: came out from General Mills. If anybody knows where I
Speaker 1: can get them, let me know, but I'm sure I'll
Speaker 1: just go to shop right. Find them on the shelf.
Speaker 2: Oh, cinnabon cereals so good.
Speaker 1: I need powder. I'm sweating so bad.
Speaker 2: You're kicking your legs like a horse.
Speaker 1: We really have to go. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. We love you. I'm Andrea, I'm Scottie Bee
Speaker 1: and until next time, crunch. Hey, can you say it? Please?
Speaker 2: Crunch?
Speaker 1: Thank you