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Speaker 1: You don't hear me concession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak Texas, seventy eighty five nine two says I

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Speaker 2: like doing accents, and I practice on the delivery people

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Speaker 2: who come to my house. I'm random Scottish for Amazon,

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Speaker 2: Australian for USPS, German for FedEx.

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Speaker 1: Why does it feel right to me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I know, but I start losing track of which was

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Speaker 2: for Witch, So I'm sure the drivers must think I'm crazy.

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Speaker 1: What this guy was German?

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Speaker 2: The good news is on this segment we'll have no

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Speaker 2: idea what your accent is because we disguise your voice

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Speaker 2: so you can tell your secrets safely and anonymously. Of

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Speaker 2: a woman who wants to come clean. She's chosen to

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Speaker 2: go by the name Anna today. So Anna, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's a British accent. We just don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm picking up Scandinavian right now, That's what I'm getting,

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Speaker 2: But we'll never know. The voice changer is on Anna.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 3: All right. So in high school I was very much

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Speaker 3: a gooddy giddy, you know. I was valedictorian by my

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Speaker 3: senior year. I always had this huge crush on this

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Speaker 3: one guy match. He was always just like cool, right,

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Speaker 3: like spontaneous and mischievous, and it was really fun hanging

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Speaker 3: out with him. But I just I never thought I

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Speaker 3: was cool enough to like date every or whatever.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's not a good look for the bad

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Speaker 2: boy to be dating the valedictorian.

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Speaker 1: Or it's like the perfect movie changing.

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Speaker 2: We're helping each other. Okay, yeah, all right, so you

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Speaker 2: had a crush on him, you didn't take any chance

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Speaker 2: was going to happen, though, Well.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know. Like one time we were hanging out

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Speaker 3: at lunch and we decided to just like walk around

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Speaker 3: school to us, which is exciting, but we were going

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Speaker 3: through the parking lot and at the row of school buses,

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Speaker 3: we saw that one of the doors was.

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Speaker 1: Open, perfect makeout spot.

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Speaker 3: Not like that. No, no, no. He was like sit

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Speaker 3: down in the driver's seat, and he like sat in

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Speaker 3: the front row behind me, and I was like, the

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Speaker 3: keys are in the ignition and I was just trying

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Speaker 3: to impress them. I guess I don't know what came

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Speaker 3: over me, but I turned the bus on.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh god, oh gosh, you know where this is going.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So she's so good.

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Speaker 1: She's like, how have you guys figured it out already?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 1: You didn't drive it, did you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Because he was like what are you doing? And

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Speaker 3: I was like, I got this, and he was actually

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Speaker 3: like freaking out, being like, oh my god, we're going

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Speaker 3: to get in trouble.

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Speaker 1: You're driving the school bus. Cool. I was like, come on,

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Speaker 1: you can barely drive. I know those are hard. And

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Speaker 1: what is this in the middle of the school that

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Speaker 1: you said?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like at the end, so.

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Speaker 1: Some kids are gonna be mad their bus is missing.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait where did you go? How far

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Speaker 1: did you go? Please tell me? Just the end of

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Speaker 1: the parking lot.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's like a road.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's good that you're at least on a road

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Speaker 2: that's better than other options, and you.

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Speaker 3: Like sorry that you need to turn around. Once I

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Speaker 3: got off campus, I didn't go that far. But then

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I guess I didn't know how

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Speaker 3: hard it was to like hit the brakes.

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Speaker 1: No, I was thinking, how do you turn a bus around?

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Speaker 2: No, it's hard enough to break a normal car, but

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Speaker 2: like a giant bus.

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Speaker 3: What happened so I drove it off the road, and

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Speaker 3: well it just got like stuck in a ditch in

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Speaker 3: the woods.

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Speaker 1: Oh but that means you're gonna get caught stealing a bus,

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Speaker 1: Like there goes your scholarships, there goes your valedictorian status, like.

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Speaker 2: Jail unless you hide the evidence and light the bus

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Speaker 2: on fire. How dark are we going?

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Speaker 3: So we just gave up and ran back to school.

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Speaker 2: And then you left the bus there in the ditch.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah I stuck Okay, you just walked into class nonchalantly.

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Speaker 3: No, there was already like a bunch of faculty like

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Speaker 3: the park.

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Speaker 1: My god, did you get caught?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so this is why I'm calling. They thought immediately

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Speaker 3: that NAC did it, because you know, he was like

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Speaker 3: the mysterious one.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the valedictorian isn't going to steal a bus.

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Speaker 1: You gonna came out. Did you let him take the fall?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I know, but I wasn't going to risk losing

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Speaker 3: all the stuff I'd worked for. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: His life is probably going downhill, so yeah, don't let

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Speaker 2: him drag you down.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible what happened.

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Speaker 3: So he tried to deny it, but I said it

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Speaker 3: was him, and it's not I feel bad anyway.

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Speaker 1: Did he get kicked out of school?

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Speaker 3: No, he got suspended, and I don't I don't remember

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Speaker 3: what else happened, but he stopped talking to me after that.

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Speaker 2: Why it's not nice.

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Speaker 3: But it kind of has a happy in here silver

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Speaker 3: lining at least. So I finally got the nerve to

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Speaker 3: reach out to him on Facebook a year ago and

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Speaker 3: I apologized and we just like started messaging and he

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Speaker 3: actually like laughed about it.

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Speaker 1: He did once you get out of here, Yeah you're married.

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Speaker 3: No, not that, but.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows.

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Speaker 3: Still, like he didn't tell anyone, like the school, my parents.

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Speaker 1: You probably tried to tell people. Wait, where is he

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Speaker 1: in his life? I'm so worried about him?

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Speaker 2: The president of the president mad No, he's still in

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Speaker 2: our hometown.

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Speaker 3: He's happy.

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Speaker 2: He is a school bus driver. Now, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I I think there's that's a heavy secret to hold

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Speaker 2: on to for years and years. Do you feel a

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Speaker 2: little bit better getting it off your chest?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Little, She's like, yeah, except for your guys' reactions. That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Texting nine too. If you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 2: holding on to we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's

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Speaker 2: coming up right after

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Speaker 1: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.