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Speaker 1: on a flight, a flight from Hawaiian to Massachusetts two Massachusetts, Massachusetts.

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Speaker 1: Fuck this sick motherfucker, this sick fucking doctor was sitting

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Speaker 1: next to a fourteen year old girl, a fourteen year

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Speaker 1: old girl on the flight while other passengers slept. Halfway

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00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: through the fight, this sick funk was masturbating. The fourteen

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00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: year old noticed it, saw what was going on, told

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Speaker 1: the flight attendant, and this piece of shit was arrested.

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Speaker 1: Good lock, This motherfucking sick fuck up. So many sick fucks,

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00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: so little time podcast, so many sick fucks, so little

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00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: time is money making? Manhattan in Shuconsa is the Upper

427
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Speaker 1: East Side where I'm from, in the place to be.

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Speaker 1: On the sixth train, the train of my choice, the

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Speaker 1: train that I ride, the train that my wife rides.

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00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: A hulking sick funk, a hulking pervert sexually assaulted and

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00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: smirked while he was being photographed on the sixth strain

432
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: is on the loose. I don't care how big he is.

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00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: Hit him with a fucking brick. I know it's scary.

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Speaker 1: We must act when these things go on. I know

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00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: it's scary. But this sick funk was sexually assaulting a

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Speaker 1: woman on the train, smirking, and then he was being photographed.

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00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: He was smirking. He's still on the loose in Manhattan.

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00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: So many sick fucks, so little time. Moving to Australia.

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Speaker 1: That's right, They're all over the place. A mother in

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Speaker 1: Australia refuses refuses to do something about her teenage daughter

441
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: having lice. This mother is an animal lover. This mother

442
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: is a vegan. Her daughter has lice. Anybody in here

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Speaker 1: have kids, anybody listening have kids. You know what a

444
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: pain in the ascid is if your kids have lice?

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00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what a hassle? You know how expensive

446
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: it is to truly get rid of lice. You gotta

447
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: wash them, you gotta bathe them, you gotta wash your

448
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: sheets over and over and over. You gotta throw shit out,

449
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: you gotta quarantine it because that lice will spread and

450
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: spread and spread. I believe my kids only had lice

451
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: like three times, which isn't a lot. But it was

452
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: a fucking hold to do. My ex wife, she had

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Speaker 1: to come over, I had to go over her house.

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00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't stand her at the fucking time. But a

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Speaker 1: mother of a teenage daughter who's a vegan refuses to

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Speaker 1: treat her daughter because she doesn't want to kill because

457
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: these things are alive. She doesn't want to kill the

458
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Speaker 1: bugs in her daughter's head. Lock this woman up usually

459
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: ends with lock them up when I do. The sick

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Speaker 1: fox of the week at the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: the toilet paper person. She doesn't need to be in jail,

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Speaker 1: she needs to be institutionalized. The guy masturbating on the

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Speaker 1: plane from Hawaii to Master Shusetts Prison. The mother who

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to kill the life bugs. We need to

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Speaker 1: put her away for a little while. We need to

466
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Speaker 1: get rid of the lifes bugs. We need to give

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Speaker 1: her her daughter a nice, a nice LiF's bath, because

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Speaker 1: that's what she gotta do. Maybe shave her fucking head off,

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00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: her hair off, and deal with it, because you don't

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Speaker 1: want to kill the bugs. Now, the rest of the

471
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: kids are going to be dealing with lice. Lock her

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Speaker 1: up in Chicago. Chicago's in the place to be a

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00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: shick fuck in Chicago. And this is the way I

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Speaker 1: like to see my sick fucks. If they are brought

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Speaker 1: in live, I like to see him beaten up. This guy.

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00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what they did to him. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if there was the cops, I don't know if

478
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: it was the people in the neighborhood. But a sick

479
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: funk has been arrested broad in with his black guy

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00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: looks like sixty seventy stitches on his fucking head. Michael Goodman.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing good about Michael Goodman. This cocksucker has been

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Speaker 1: arrested for fatally shooting an eight year old girl in

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Speaker 1: his neighborhood for being too loud. The incident occurred a

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00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago in Chicago Portage Park neighborhood. This

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00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: piece of shit shot an eight year old because he

486
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: was saying she was too loud in the apartment complex.

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00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: You sick funk. That's why when they brought him in there,

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00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: he had the shit beaten out of them as he should.

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00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: As he should. Moving on to Michigan, we go from

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Speaker 1: Chicago to Michigan. A Michigan woman has been arrested. A

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Speaker 1: Michigan woman has been arrested for what because her ex

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00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: her ex husband, her ex boyfriend excuse me, found video

493
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: footage cell phone footage of his ex girlfriend doing what,

494
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: doing what? Having sex, performing sexual acts on their dog.

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00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: What kind of sexual acts? I don't know. I don't

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00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: want to know, but this animal. Brittany McClure from Taylor,

497
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: Michigan was arrested and fined. She got a ninety three

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00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 1: day misdemeanor charge. She's been given a one hundred thousand

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00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: dollars personal bond. Somebody bailed this fucking animal out of jail.

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Speaker 1: And when I say animal, I don't mean a dog.

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00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: This is a real sick funk, this sick funk. God

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00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: knows what with this dog, sodomizing the dog. Allegedly, when

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00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: the boyfriend ex boyfriend, thank god, found the footage, he

504
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: was mortified, his words and called the cops as he should.

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00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: Missus mcclaur says, she did the acts only once once?

506
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: Is enough? Oh? I only did it once? Real? How

507
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: did you get to that point? I don't believe that

508
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: you only did it once? Do you only did it

509
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: once on video or you only did it once in

510
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: your life. I don't believe you sodomized and did god

511
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: knows what else to the dog only once. You sick.

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00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: Fuck you, you sick fuck you. And finally in Pittsburgh,

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00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 1: it's Pittsburgh in the place to be, It's Pittsburgh in

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00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: the house. This is really disturbing. I'm performing in Pittsburgh.

515
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: I believe it's October. If it's not October, it's November.

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Speaker 1: All tickets, all information is available at Michael rappaport Coomedy

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Speaker 1: dot com. Cannot wait to perform in Pittsburgh. Performed there once.

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00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: It was dope, dope crowds. But a woman at a

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00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh airport a Pittsburgh airport abandoned her seven year old

520
00:38:54,440 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: French bulldog, a beautiful, cute French bulldog. She left it

521
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: in a stroller because she was told she can't bring

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00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: it on the plane without a create Listen, you fuck

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00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: you sick funk you left this cute. I mean you

524
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: should see a picture of this dog. Beautiful cute French bulldog.

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00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: She left it in a stroller in the bathroom at

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Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh airport. Obviously, they were able to track whose

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00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: dog it was. You think you're gonna do shit at

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00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: the airport. You people that are fighting in airports, You

529
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: people that are causing all kinds. You're in a federally

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00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:47,439
Speaker 1: sanctioned building. Airports are federal. That's fed time duke. People

531
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Speaker 1: are in there, fighting, abandoning dogs, acting stupid in airports.

532
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: You ain't at Hooters, you're not at the mall, the

533
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: Mall of America, wherever the fuck you think. But you

534
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: act stupid in an airport, that's fed time duke. Anyway,

535
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: they tracked this lady down and she's been brought up

536
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: on charges. Good good, and you're never getting a dog again.

537
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: And you ain't getting this dog back again, you sick

538
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: fuck you. I'm done so many sick fucks, so little time,

539
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: so many sick fucks, so little time. And I told

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00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: you before watch Hard Knocks, HBO, Hard Knocks or Max

541
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: whatever it's called now because football season is right around

542
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: the corner. You heard the last podcast with Marcellus Wiley,

543
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: great podcast, fantastic episode. We're getting ready real football, fantasy football.

544
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: I read a story that the Washington Commanders they're upset

545
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: with two time Super Bowl winning coach, their new offensive coordinator,

546
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: Eric B. Enemy, a bunch of football. Can you imagine?

547
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,959
Speaker 1: Is this real? Yes, it's real. He's been to three

548
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: Super Bowls in the last four season, last four seasons

549
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: with the Chiefs. They bring him into Washington, whatever the fuck,

550
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: and players from the Washington Commanders are upset because they

551
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: are saying Eric B. Enemy is too hard on the players.

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00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: Players complained about that, You bitch. First of all, you're

553
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: the Washington Commanders. You guys stink, and you've stumped for

554
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: so long. You finally got rid of your owner, and

555
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: now you're complaining. You're complaining that the coach is too

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00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: He screams at you, you bitch ass hose. Yo, you

557
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: bitch ass hose. It's football. There's so many rules to

558
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: protect the players. There's so many things to be done

559
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: about mental health, physical health in the NFL. And that's great.

560
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: But whoever, and this is a black dude, you ratted

561
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: him out because he's too hard on the play. We

562
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: need to find which players and we need to cut them,

563
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: saying that he's too intense. Holy shit, it's football. There's

564
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: no complaining in football. There's no crying in football. But

565
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: it is Washington, formerly the Washington Redskins, formerly the Washington

566
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: football team, and now they're the Washington Commander's good luck.

567
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: But I do like Scary Terry. Scary Terry is a motherfucker. Anyway,

568
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm done. I hope I wasn't too intense. I hope

569
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: I was not too intense for you guys. Anyway, come

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00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: see me live. If you're in Syracuse, Upstate, New York

571
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Speaker 1: eighteenth nineteenth, Come see me in Salt Lake City, Stanford, Connecticut,

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Speaker 1: San Diego in September. All tickets, all information is available

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Speaker 1: at Michael Rapaport coomedy dot com and also also also

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00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: also yo, do you guys see me on Instagram? Because

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Speaker 1: right now, as of the recording of this Iron Rapport

576
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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast, they got me Shiggty Shadow Ben. I don't

577
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: know what the fuck happened. They said there was some

578
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: message that's been going around saying that me, Michael Rappaport,

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Speaker 1: the Gringo man Dingo, spreads false information. Get the funk

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Speaker 1: out of here, you winy GOP Trump loving cocksuckers. You're

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00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: trying to stop me, you're trying to stuff me. No,

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Speaker 1: I do the stuffing. But if you have Instagram and

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Speaker 1: you're listening to this podcast, leave a message saying dingo,

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Speaker 1: I hear you on the last post that I made

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Speaker 1: whatever that is on my Instagram. Because they're trying to

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Speaker 1: stop me. Can't stop, won't stop anyway. Miles Joan aka

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Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers a k a.

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Speaker 1: The best in the business. Take me out of it

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Speaker 1: with something realize. Take me out it with something real loud,

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Speaker 1: but most importantly in this puppy, with something real funky.

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Speaker 1: I am rapports that real podcast mouth