Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's La La Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Laala. Hello,
Speaker 1: my loves It is Laala Kent. Welcome back to Untraditionally, Laala.
Speaker 1: We don't need headphone shorts.
Speaker 2: This is my podcast voice. You don't listen to my podcast.
Speaker 1: I do listen to your podcast. You're very I don't
Speaker 1: listen to many, but I like yours because I find
Speaker 1: you to be just like a genuine, kind person, So
Speaker 1: I do listen to yours.
Speaker 2: One of the sweetest things you've ever said to me,
Speaker 2: you listen to my podcast. Yeah, that's really fucking sweet.
Speaker 2: Of course I did genuine.
Speaker 1: Right now, and I enjoyed being on it, Lala. So
Speaker 1: I want to deep dive into so much. Hi, let's
Speaker 1: not get the people going by the way. Your hands
Speaker 1: are so warm, I'm like freezing right now.
Speaker 2: People still reaching out to me on a daily basis,
Speaker 2: So what's up with you? And La La.
Speaker 1: I'm like you, we're going to deep dive into it.
Speaker 1: But before we do all of that, So I did
Speaker 1: the prenuvo scan, and you guys, there were a lot
Speaker 1: of people thinking that I got paid to do the prenuvoscan.
Speaker 1: I did not get paid to do the prenuvoscan. No
Speaker 1: one gave me check for it. I it's a full
Speaker 1: body MRI. And since my eye thing that happened, I
Speaker 1: became like very nervous about what was going on inside
Speaker 1: of my body and I used to get not used
Speaker 1: to I still do, but now I know why. I
Speaker 1: get it a tingling sensation here and then it would
Speaker 1: go up to the top of my head and feel
Speaker 1: like a cool coolness.
Speaker 2: That sounds.
Speaker 1: Okay. I did not take it that way. I'm like,
Speaker 1: something's going on inside of my brain and we need
Speaker 1: to know what's.
Speaker 2: Going on, ephy or something.
Speaker 1: My epiphany is I need to go to Tiffany. I
Speaker 1: was sure.
Speaker 2: I know right.
Speaker 1: That's back when Nicki Minaj actually knew how to write
Speaker 1: good lyrics or how to ghost writer. So I met
Speaker 1: with the guy who reads the scams what is it
Speaker 1: called a radiologist bro. He was like, first of all,
Speaker 1: you're very healthy, very healthy. He showed me, he showed
Speaker 1: me my brain and he was like, it looks healthy.
Speaker 1: There's no signs of like, you know, we could at
Speaker 1: this point in time be like, oh we need to
Speaker 1: start looking you could you know, start having dementia later
Speaker 1: on down the line, he was like, now, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying you're in the clear for all things, but as
Speaker 1: of right now, you're a healthy human. He then goes
Speaker 1: down to my liver. Bro My liver didn't stop growing
Speaker 1: when I was in my mom's stomach. So he's like,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard that the guy with the wooden
Speaker 1: leg could drink you under the table. I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes, this is your wooden leg. He was
Speaker 1: look at your liver. It continued to grow. It's called
Speaker 1: a beaver tail. I have a beaver tail liver. He's like,
Speaker 1: could you drink a lot? I was like, pro yay.
Speaker 2: Seven years, I got stories. Let me regale you.
Speaker 1: When I look back, I'm like, you know what bit
Speaker 1: you did? The damn thing? You lived life?
Speaker 2: You know, really you really did. You gripped it and
Speaker 2: you ripped it.
Speaker 1: I crypt it. I had a heyday, and I had
Speaker 1: a hay day with you guys, and I'm thrilled to
Speaker 1: be sober. Now we're coming up on seven years. But
Speaker 1: I was thrilled to know that the prenuvo scan showed
Speaker 1: me that my liver it now makes sense. Beaver liver,
Speaker 1: that's me. I have a beaver tail liver, my wooden leg,
Speaker 1: my fucking wooden leg. And then the last thing, the
Speaker 1: biggest thing, you guys, my posture is so fucked that
Speaker 1: I qualify for physical therapy covered by insurance. Score.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. I mean, well, it is awesome.
Speaker 1: It's you should get this done though, apparently because of
Speaker 1: our phone use, we all are walking around like this
Speaker 1: and don't even know it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I slouch. I'm aware of it.
Speaker 3: I'm self aware of my slouch and I've corrected it
Speaker 3: over time. But different exercises, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Should teach those to me. Because he was like very
Speaker 1: much like you need to figure this out because you
Speaker 1: don't want to be that person that's looking at the
Speaker 1: ground while they walk.
Speaker 3: Ala, you're an influencer because you actually inspired me. Sounds like, well,
Speaker 3: this is a pay promotion. It's not to go get
Speaker 3: that scan.
Speaker 2: I want to you, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it once a year. What you you could
Speaker 1: use my code for three hundred dollars off?
Speaker 2: Okay, but it's probably fifteen more.
Speaker 1: It's more than that. But but Schwartz listening too, No,
Speaker 1: but listen to me, because I'm really passionate about this.
Speaker 1: When you go into a doctor in order to have
Speaker 1: them give you like what is it called where they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm ordering you an MRI. Like your doctor has to
Speaker 1: order you an MRI. Very rarely is it covered by insurance.
Speaker 1: And those MRIs run twenty thousand dollars plus for a
Speaker 1: full body You can go and get it at prenuvo
Speaker 1: just on your own, full body head to toe for
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I know it sounds like a lot, and I
Speaker 1: don't want it to sound like my head's in the clouds.
Speaker 1: And I understand that that is a lot of money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can ensure though that everything's working right in
Speaker 1: your body, I think it's it's worth saving up to
Speaker 1: go and do it.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's another side to that coin, though.
Speaker 3: If I find out things like maybe I'm at high
Speaker 3: risk for a heart attack or something, it's gonna make
Speaker 3: me neurotic, or it would go.
Speaker 1: To a specialist and figure that out before you have
Speaker 1: a massive heart attack and die.
Speaker 2: Or it'll be like a self fulfilling prophecy.
Speaker 3: I find out that I have a higher chance of
Speaker 3: a heart attack, and all of a sudden, the anxiety
Speaker 3: to stress, the higher cortisol levels.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know I'm croaked.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no.
Speaker 3: I'm dark there. I'm going to do it. I've been
Speaker 3: big on like this travel healthcare stuff.
Speaker 2: Do you know what this is?
Speaker 3: People instead of going and overpaying somewhere in the US,
Speaker 3: people will fly somewhere like they'll go to Mexico, Thailand, Turkey.
Speaker 3: They'll get hair transplants, organ transplants.
Speaker 1: They'll get your transplants. I mean, yeah, the hair transplant
Speaker 1: for your health. By the way, I'm going to Turkey
Speaker 1: and doing it, are you really?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Bro? Postpartum, I'm trying to look like Kim Kardashian with
Speaker 1: that hairline.
Speaker 2: Wait, let me see you think I'm taking my hat off.
Speaker 1: You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up.
Speaker 3: It's so weird how we just look at ourselves so
Speaker 3: differently to the rest of the world does. I would
Speaker 3: never notice and you have me your gorge. I would
Speaker 3: never love you. I never noticed anything about your hairline.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Can I see it off camera? Okay? I want to
Speaker 2: see it. I want to see a beavertail liver too.
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 1: Okay, welcome to the podcast. By the way, don't I
Speaker 1: even give you a warm welcome, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: I had to have you back because the last time
Speaker 1: you were on the podcast, I feel like it was
Speaker 1: a very normal conversation.
Speaker 2: Very normal, we're pretty mundane.
Speaker 1: Well, after the fact, everyone was like, they're for sure
Speaker 1: fucking they're for sure dating, They're for sure doing whatever
Speaker 1: it is that people do when they're working towards a relationship,
Speaker 1: and we couldn't shake it. And then I didn't help
Speaker 1: a few days ago with what I did.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 3: I didn't repost it of respect for someone I'm dating,
Speaker 3: but she is in on the joke and she gets
Speaker 3: it totally well for a moment.
Speaker 1: And we won't share too much about the person that
Speaker 1: you're seeing you because I know you're keeping that kind
Speaker 1: of under wraps and protecting it. And I appreciate that
Speaker 1: now that I can put like a face, a very
Speaker 1: hot face. Someon would call it a supermodel stunning face,
Speaker 1: like kind of couldn't put together. But then I felt
Speaker 1: bad because I had like posted that, and then I
Speaker 1: met her and I was like, oh, fuck, this isn't
Speaker 1: just like a girl's name that i've heard, like, this
Speaker 1: is like a person. Yeah, so what do you think
Speaker 1: it was because I think you pay attention to the
Speaker 1: comments more so than I do, or maybe not, But
Speaker 1: what about the podcast and everything else fueled people thinking
Speaker 1: that like this was going to be a thing.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. I was.
Speaker 3: I was texting my best friend Hajeseus this morning and
Speaker 3: I was like, man, I'm really digging somebody right now.
Speaker 3: And He's like, I knew it, la La, he said,
Speaker 3: you got. I'm like, dude, no, bro, no, Laala is
Speaker 3: my girl, my friend. But you know where this all started. No,
Speaker 3: it was these crazy AI generated articles on Facebook that
Speaker 3: get a lot of traction and like crazy interaction comments,
Speaker 3: repost and I and I got one the.
Speaker 2: Day that you did.
Speaker 3: You were so sweet to come and do my Why
Speaker 3: I came to you and did my podcast and remember.
Speaker 2: I broke the news to you, Yes, And we were.
Speaker 3: Laughing so hard because it was so like intimate and
Speaker 3: romantic and it seemed like a real story and that's
Speaker 3: it also just kind of blew up from there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the person that said that they had seen
Speaker 1: us at a bistro, I was like, that sounds fabulous,
Speaker 1: that's paid.
Speaker 2: That sounds kind of chic.
Speaker 1: It sounded way chic to those AI generated articles are
Speaker 1: actually wild. Like I had people dming me because there
Speaker 1: was one that said my ex had given me fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to save my eyesight after cancer diagnosis. It's like, wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: She's got me heavy into Taylor Swift. Do you listen
Speaker 3: to the new album?
Speaker 1: I did, and actually people were back and forth, Like
Speaker 1: I posted about it because I actually loved it. It's
Speaker 1: like the first time that I've heard her talking about
Speaker 1: spreading her fucking legs for her hot fiance. So I
Speaker 1: was into it. But there were a lot of people
Speaker 1: that got through on the dms that were like, it's
Speaker 1: not good? Is that true? What are what? People don't
Speaker 1: think it's good? I actually got dragged for saying it
Speaker 1: was good. I was like, wow, you swifties really turned quick.
Speaker 3: I think I saw Saucy did a post on TikTok
Speaker 3: and she's like, this song is like her coming out
Speaker 3: and just being happy, being in tune with her secon
Speaker 3: stuality and coming out of toxic semi toxic former relationships.
Speaker 2: Okay, and that made me appreciate it more.
Speaker 3: But like Ophelia as a banger and what else uhhh.
Speaker 1: I liked wood the best wood, solid solid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you swifty?
Speaker 1: I'm not a swifty. No, I feel like, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. The moment you say you're a girl's girl,
Speaker 1: you're a swifty, you put a target on your back
Speaker 1: because you cannot do anything without someone saying but you
Speaker 1: sat like, literally, you can't be like I don't really
Speaker 1: like that song. You're a sucking Swift day you know. Hey,
Speaker 1: I have a problem with this girl. Poor fucking women.
Speaker 1: It's like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: It's like the rabbit. There's a fierce devotion the Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift fans. By the way, I didn't fully appreciate her.
Speaker 3: I was always down with her. I was down with
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift. She's got some a lot of bangers. And
Speaker 3: by the way, best song ever Maroon Sexiest.
Speaker 1: That's your favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh not even close.
Speaker 1: It's not even close to your favorite.
Speaker 3: It's one hundred percent my favorite Tailor Swift song ever.
Speaker 3: But no, I was like whatever, and I went my
Speaker 3: friend Kristen. Shout out to Kristin. She worked Chaksamigos, although
Speaker 3: I only drink patron but.
Speaker 2: I went to the She was so sweet and she
Speaker 2: took me.
Speaker 3: To the Taylor Swift concert at so Far and I
Speaker 3: watched the whole show and I actually teared up.
Speaker 2: I was like, she's a fucking rock star. She's just
Speaker 2: fucking she didn't take a break for three hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she's a star.
Speaker 3: After I sing one karaoke song, I'm sweating, I need
Speaker 3: to have a beer, take a break.
Speaker 2: Like she she's a professional athlete.
Speaker 1: She one hundred percent. Not only do you have to
Speaker 1: be in shape physically, but like the mental that comes
Speaker 1: with like going on a year long tour all over
Speaker 1: the world. On top of on your brakes, You're going
Speaker 1: to fucking Sweden and writing your new album, like you've
Speaker 1: got to be on your shit. Can I tell you
Speaker 1: when I became not a Swiftie but a fan is
Speaker 1: when she came out with that song Vigilante Shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I listened to that on the reg you can all
Speaker 1: assume why. And then after that I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna like venture into Taylor Swift, and my daughter
Speaker 1: became obsessed. And as a mother of two girls, I
Speaker 1: am so happy that someone like Taylor Swift exists because
Speaker 1: as much as I love Cardi B talking about her
Speaker 1: wet ass, pussy. I don't know that. I want my
Speaker 1: girls to only have those types of songs, you know,
Speaker 1: like maybe when you get older, But what does one
Speaker 1: listen to as a child? Ocean's really into K pop?
Speaker 1: Demon Hunters, oh Man, Golden.
Speaker 2: They're slang right now. It's a number one show in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people love it.
Speaker 2: Netflix's highest rated show ever.
Speaker 1: I think I had to stop letting her watch it though,
Speaker 1: because they say the word hate, and two days ago
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let her paint anymore because she decided to
Speaker 1: paint the walls and she told me that I was
Speaker 1: a bad mom and she hated me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're done with Damon Hunters. How do you know that
Speaker 1: fucking word?
Speaker 2: Is that the first time she's sassed bad?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Wait, tell me more.
Speaker 1: Did you see her video about her calling her sister
Speaker 1: a bitch and me catching her?
Speaker 2: Can we play a clip where you're joking? Sure? No,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like the one thing I posted
Speaker 1: that people are like not being like, oh the fuck away.
Speaker 2: La la Laala.
Speaker 1: She's your daughter, my daughter, and you know what I
Speaker 1: have told her in the past. When you hear an
Speaker 1: adult say a bad word. They can say it because
Speaker 1: they're an adult. You're a child, Okay when you get older.
Speaker 1: Because I don't want her to think even though in
Speaker 1: the video I posted it on TikTok, I was like,
Speaker 1: you're never to say that word again. When you're older,
Speaker 1: you can say the bitch word.
Speaker 2: How older? I think?
Speaker 3: Do you think it's okay to say bitch When you're
Speaker 3: like ten? I think you can start saying cuss words.
Speaker 1: So actually, I had someone who is a family attorney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me. He allows his kids they're like in they're
Speaker 1: getting into junior high school, and he was like, I
Speaker 1: allow my kids to sit to cuss in the house.
Speaker 1: I tell them the moment you start cussing outside of
Speaker 1: the house, we got a problem.
Speaker 2: I respect that boundary. That's a good boundary.
Speaker 1: I don't really want her to have my mouth though.
Speaker 1: The goal. I know you're not a parent, but I
Speaker 1: don't even think that that matters. But when you have
Speaker 1: your kid, the moment you look at them, you're like,
Speaker 1: my goal in life is to make sure that you
Speaker 1: are a that you're better than me, And that's my
Speaker 1: goal for Ocean. I although it's she is who she is.
Speaker 1: Last night Easton hurt my mom's feelings to the point
Speaker 1: where my mom was sobbing and Ocean came out and
Speaker 1: she hits me, and I was like, what was that,
Speaker 1: And she goes, you hurt my jeech and my Mom's like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't a mama, Ocean, just eastn't hurt
Speaker 1: my feeling. She goes, I'm going to take care of this.
Speaker 1: She rips open the back door and she goes, Easton,
Speaker 1: you're in big trouble. You may and I'm watching her
Speaker 1: out there. She closed the door, so I don't know
Speaker 1: what she said, but she stands on top of an
Speaker 1: outdoor table and is pointing to the geech, pointing at him.
Speaker 1: And then she comes back and she goes, I told
Speaker 1: him he needs to come in here and apologize to
Speaker 1: my jeech. Not okay, And I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 1: She reprimanded his Oh yeah, and he was out there
Speaker 1: with like two grown men.
Speaker 2: She's so precocious.
Speaker 1: Yea four and a half, dude.
Speaker 2: Dude, She's like, she's a better speaker than me.
Speaker 1: She's a better speaker than all adults. She's eloquent, and
Speaker 1: she conveys how she is feeling in the most like
Speaker 1: productive and solid way not too many words. We can't relate.
Speaker 2: Get her podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have her on the podcast. Would you say
Speaker 1: that there's ever been sexual tension between the two of
Speaker 1: us moving on from otion?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. That's that's a non sect.
Speaker 1: Sorry. I just feel like you and I move like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so do we ever fuck? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I always always could look at you, and I know
Speaker 3: you're objectively beautiful and hot, but I never felt a
Speaker 3: sexual connection. I always felt like you're my bro. I
Speaker 3: hopefully that's not disrespectful, not as you're stunning, and I don't.
Speaker 1: Take it that way. I think you're a beautiful boy
Speaker 1: than I just.
Speaker 2: Felt like we were bros all instantly.
Speaker 3: I know we all were always the best friends, but
Speaker 3: I always felt a special connection to you.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like we're closer now?
Speaker 2: Way closer?
Speaker 1: I think so too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was there any point in time before venturing into whatever
Speaker 1: capacity you're involved in the Valley was there ever a
Speaker 1: moment that you were like, I don't know that I
Speaker 1: want to do reality television again.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, admit, Schwartz, I think you I think
Speaker 3: you had a good run maybe hang up the jersey,
Speaker 3: but then I don't know. I also love it, and
Speaker 3: I love everyone that works behind the scenes too. I
Speaker 3: love that sense of coaraderie and family which I miss
Speaker 3: from vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2: It always makes me.
Speaker 3: I don't lose sleep over it, but it always makes
Speaker 3: me sad that we're not like still a semi happy family.
Speaker 1: You know, it makes me sad too.
Speaker 2: Someone talks to each other like literally, it's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know I talked.
Speaker 3: I still check it on almost everybody and talk to
Speaker 3: almost everybody, but it just makes me sad.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you always get a response from everybody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody. Everybody's sweet and everyone always hits me back.
Speaker 3: But I just thought we'd be like best friends forever.
Speaker 2: Now I feel this.
Speaker 3: Summer House cast when they were whenever the show ends,
Speaker 3: they're going to keep being good friends and they love
Speaker 3: each other. They fight, they squabble, but they love each other.
Speaker 2: You know. It was the last thing I said on
Speaker 2: the show. I was like, you guys have to cherish this,
Speaker 2: and I meant that from our heart.
Speaker 3: It's such a beautiful thing and you're so lucky to
Speaker 3: get getting to be on a TV show with your
Speaker 3: people you love.
Speaker 2: Is like the best job ever? Was we got so lucky?
Speaker 1: No, I know it didn't. It didn't feel like a job.
Speaker 1: And I feel like with that show vander Pump It
Speaker 1: everyone showed up, everyone did what they needed to do,
Speaker 1: but it was there was there were roots right. I'm
Speaker 1: very into the word roots right now because I feel
Speaker 1: like once you lay them, it's very hard to uproot them.
Speaker 1: But obviously something happened where they they they were lifted
Speaker 1: out of the ground.
Speaker 3: They were rust from the earth for real, pillaged.
Speaker 1: What is it like with Katie when you guys talk
Speaker 1: to you guys talk as homies. Is it just about
Speaker 1: the dogs? Co parenting is hard?
Speaker 2: Hi, Katie? If she hears this, first of all.
Speaker 1: She ain't gonna hear this.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you guys are cool again? I thought
Speaker 2: you guys? Am Am I losing my mind.
Speaker 1: No, I think you're referring to to something that I
Speaker 1: did after you know, many months or a year plus
Speaker 1: of sitting on it, where I I did reach out
Speaker 1: and I had worked. And I almost feel bad even
Speaker 1: talking about this because I don't want her to think
Speaker 1: that it was there was a reason behind why I
Speaker 1: sent it. But just with the changes that I've wanted
Speaker 1: to make in my life and take ownership. I felt
Speaker 1: it was necessary that she knew that I was sorry
Speaker 1: for the way things went down, and I I didn't
Speaker 1: expect a text back and what I've been working on
Speaker 1: with my sponsor. Sorry to bore you, but I'm listening.
Speaker 1: I'm sad when when we're making amends with anybody, you know,
Speaker 1: you have to be okay if they're not receptive, if
Speaker 1: they don't respond, because if you're going and looking for that,
Speaker 1: then you haven't fully taken accountability for your part and
Speaker 1: you're looking for something selfishly to make you feel like
Speaker 1: your actions were okay. So you have to say, if
Speaker 1: I get no response or it's not accepted, can I
Speaker 1: move on still and feel and feel okay? And I
Speaker 1: got to that point that's.
Speaker 3: Good before Yeah, before you are about to send a
Speaker 3: high stakes emotional text like that, I think that's a
Speaker 3: healthy way to do it.
Speaker 2: But if they don't respond, I'm at peace with that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you're going to be hurt that they don't respond,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't send it, right, Well.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, yeah, yeah, because then what's the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you do it for yourself. It's healing, therapeutic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that when when you're thinking about
Speaker 1: this girl that you're dating. Yeah, we won't deep dive
Speaker 1: it because I know that you share somewhat custody of
Speaker 1: your dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, first go back to your question. Me Katie
Speaker 3: or great, I don't see that much. But she's so sweet.
Speaker 3: She's so freaking sweet to me always, and like kind
Speaker 3: and sends me funny texts sometimes like but also I'm
Speaker 3: respectful of our boundaries. And I love her boyfriend. He's
Speaker 3: a literal rock star and he's just cool as shit.
Speaker 3: And it seems so happy and in love. I don't
Speaker 3: know the intricacies of their relationship, but it makes me
Speaker 3: so happy to see her happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really does. And I have so much love
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 1: I think I've shared this with you already. Forgive me
Speaker 1: if I already have. But I remember she and I
Speaker 1: were driving to some event. We were talking about your guys' relationship,
Speaker 1: and I'm just was so curious to know, like what
Speaker 1: does one do with like photos and things like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, will you like get rid of them?
Speaker 1: Like what are you going to do? And she was like, no,
Speaker 1: of course not. And I was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: like what about if you have kids one day with
Speaker 1: someone else? Like are you going to explain? And she
Speaker 1: was like I don't think I all have to because
Speaker 1: my future kids are going to know that that's their
Speaker 1: uncle Schwartz. And I was like, that is so fucking
Speaker 1: cute and sweet.
Speaker 2: They can watch the beginning and the end of our
Speaker 2: relationship in four.
Speaker 1: K, yeah, or EIGHTK tune into vander Pump Rules only
Speaker 1: on Peacock.
Speaker 2: My god, I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm not at a point where I can go back
Speaker 3: and just watch our show as like an objective like
Speaker 3: audience member, as a fan, or like I can't watch
Speaker 3: it without being neurotic and like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was you?
Speaker 1: Still get embarrassed?
Speaker 2: I'd like to iic for myself. I'm bad because I
Speaker 2: was a douche a lot.
Speaker 3: But I can't wait, like twenty years from now to
Speaker 3: get to crack a.
Speaker 2: Cold one and watch vander Pump Rules with my kid.
Speaker 1: How cute is that? Right? Let's talk about kids very quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the girl that you're seeing is younger than you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Is there a timeline for you not saying that you've
Speaker 1: had this discussion with her. But for you, where you're like,
Speaker 1: I would like to start having kids when I'm this age.
Speaker 3: I think I'll be really sad if by the time
Speaker 3: I'm fifty I don't have any kids.
Speaker 2: I'll probably have an existential meltdown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got some time then you're only forty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I feel Yeah, I know. I feel better than I've
Speaker 3: ever felt in my life. I feel healthy and I'm happy.
Speaker 3: I'm in a good place.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I want kids, man, Yeah, but I'm not.
Speaker 3: Like it's not I don't want to be so rigid
Speaker 3: with with timelines and stuff that I deny myself being
Speaker 3: in the moment and happy.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's so crazy that we look at
Speaker 1: timelines and we're like, oh my gosh, I'm this age
Speaker 1: and that the way we're going, like there's I couldn't
Speaker 1: possibly have children by this time. But then you think
Speaker 1: about life and how it happens, and you're like, well, overnight,
Speaker 1: my life shifted. Yeah, so you never know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you would have a Usie Daisy moment, you know, no
Speaker 1: point to.
Speaker 2: Be careful you put out there into the universe.
Speaker 1: But I think about that. Like last night, I was
Speaker 1: keeping myself up all freaking night being like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: have two children. If something happened to me, Ocean has
Speaker 1: a dad, Sosa doesn't. So I was thinking that I've
Speaker 1: done it too because I want to get my boobs done.
Speaker 1: But maybe I should have a third so that Sosa
Speaker 1: has a sibling that's in the house at all times.
Speaker 1: Like I was spiraling, and I'm like, and what if
Speaker 1: I never find a partner and then my mom's gonna
Speaker 1: die east the will for sure find a partner. And
Speaker 1: what am I going to do because my kids are
Speaker 1: going to grow up and find partners and I'm just
Speaker 1: going to be alone. I fucking spiraled.
Speaker 3: That's what I do when I eat too many edibles now,
Speaker 3: so I have to be careful two point five milligrams
Speaker 3: and under anything over ten into clouds one of the
Speaker 3: sponsors for my podcast to plug them. They're amazing, by
Speaker 3: the way, Like I actually love them, But if I
Speaker 3: eat too many, that's exactly what happens to me. Once
Speaker 3: you just verbalized, I go down a futuristic spiral. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 3: the worst case scenarios. That's why I have to just
Speaker 3: eat you know I'm.
Speaker 1: Doing it without being on an edible, so it's a
Speaker 1: real fucking problem.
Speaker 3: That's that's if I eat too many like I love
Speaker 3: like Actually, five ten milligrams is perfect, but you.
Speaker 1: Went from two point five to ten.
Speaker 2: Well, like I can go up to ten, but twenty
Speaker 2: I'm spiraling, baby spiraling.
Speaker 1: In thirty seconds, You've talked yourself into driving yourself all
Speaker 1: a little bliss. I remember, like it was yesterday, okay,
Speaker 1: thinking that a person that was wanting to kill me
Speaker 1: was living in my Christian lubatin. That's what I knew.
Speaker 1: The weed has turned on me, and I'm fucking done.
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm looking at this book and it
Speaker 3: reminds me of our house me and Katie had, because
Speaker 3: that was the You did have that book. You had
Speaker 3: that book in our beautiful house, and I loved that
Speaker 3: house and I love that book. And yeah, I remember
Speaker 3: one of the saddest moments during the divorce when she.
Speaker 1: Took the book.
Speaker 3: I think she did get the book, actually she did,
Speaker 3: and it looks really cute and her in her place.
Speaker 3: But no, I remember like standing up in the closet
Speaker 3: and like looking at all the old wedding photos on
Speaker 3: the ground and she's like she's in a very sweet way.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm not going to take those. It wasn't
Speaker 3: like bitchy or anything like that, or are loaded, but
Speaker 3: I was like, I feel it felt so cold to
Speaker 3: just discard them, you know what I mean, even though
Speaker 3: the relationship was over felt cold blooded.
Speaker 2: I would love to do a pole.
Speaker 3: I'm curious to be like, if people have a cordial,
Speaker 3: semi amicable divorce, did you?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to go down that road.
Speaker 1: I burned every photo. I have not one trace of
Speaker 1: this person anywhere which you can you can google and
Speaker 1: see us, but no, I have no pictures.
Speaker 2: Are crazy?
Speaker 3: I knew the answer to that question before out of
Speaker 3: my mouth. But I saved them and they're my storage unit.
Speaker 3: I have a storage unit in the valley, and you know,
Speaker 3: I don't like go pick them up and cry.
Speaker 2: I'm in such a good, healthy place with Katie now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're like, yeah, but you really are going to
Speaker 1: hold on to them forever? Probably by the way, though,
Speaker 1: I would to you guys went through a very unique
Speaker 1: divorce that there was no reason to not hold on
Speaker 1: to such a beautiful time. And also like there's nothing
Speaker 1: more incredible than that wedding, and it was just like
Speaker 1: those ginormous trees. Can I tell you I wish that
Speaker 1: we all would have been getting along at that time,
Speaker 1: because I really just that wedding was so beautiful.
Speaker 3: It was one of the best days of my life.
Speaker 3: And when people ask me my favorite moment in Vandon Pumpoples,
Speaker 3: I always say it was my wedding. Even though it
Speaker 3: didn't work out in the end, it was my favorite
Speaker 3: moment ever. Probably how would you ever? But like it's
Speaker 3: up there, Yeah, it's up there.
Speaker 1: How it was a longshide popping Molly in Mexico. What
Speaker 1: would you want your wedding to be?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Now? I think I got one more wedding in me, So.
Speaker 1: You want like you want a full contract. This is
Speaker 1: my wife for real, acknowledged by the State of California.
Speaker 2: Whatever she wants.
Speaker 3: Whoever, the next person I'm marry is whatever she wants, I'll.
Speaker 2: Do it the big grand one Vegas like I did.
Speaker 2: I got the best of both worlds.
Speaker 3: If you haven't seen Vander Pumperules, I did the fairy
Speaker 3: tale one in the woods, but then I also hopped
Speaker 3: on Lisa's PJ and got married in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Caesar's Palace, most fabulous.
Speaker 2: Sassy and Sandoval ordained my fucking wedding.
Speaker 1: And that one I was a part of, Yes, and
Speaker 1: I had a wonderful time.
Speaker 2: That's wait, you weren't at my wedding.
Speaker 1: No, none of us were getting along. You were all
Speaker 1: getting along, and then it was James and myself on
Speaker 1: an island.
Speaker 2: I'm genuinely sad.
Speaker 3: I have a false memory of you being there, Like
Speaker 3: in my heart, you were there.
Speaker 1: Well in your heart. You think that me and my
Speaker 1: ex are bumping fists, I really did.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if I crossed the boundary. I thought you
Speaker 3: guys were tight. Now tight, I mean relatively speaking.
Speaker 1: How many kids do you want all together?
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I think two is perfect. I'm so jealous of the
Speaker 3: life you have right now. I'm very happy with myself.
Speaker 3: I'm in a good place, but I like you have
Speaker 3: the perfect home. It's gorgeous, exactly what I want. You
Speaker 3: got the adu in the back your family.
Speaker 2: There a lot.
Speaker 1: Who would you put in your adu?
Speaker 2: Probably Bird, who's staying with.
Speaker 1: Me now, Yeah, you're living a pretty untraditional life right now.
Speaker 3: I listen, I'm not where I thought i'd be, but
Speaker 3: I'm still happy and things. Sometimes I'm just like, I
Speaker 3: don't beat myself up over it. You know, what can
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the whole point of this podcast,
Speaker 1: Shorts and the rebrand is I'm like, in life we're
Speaker 1: given we're not given choices at times, right Yeah, And
Speaker 1: just like you said, you're not where you thought you
Speaker 1: would be, and I relate to that. I think many
Speaker 1: people relate to that. But in those moments of having
Speaker 1: no choice, you're given so many choices on how in
Speaker 1: this world of me not picking how this was going
Speaker 1: to go? What are the choices I'm gonna make so
Speaker 1: that I can still live a life that I want
Speaker 1: to live? So what are your hopes and dreams?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you want to open another business? Do you want
Speaker 1: to keep doing reality TV?
Speaker 3: I mean as long as how rideds of the wheels
Speaker 3: fall off, because it's so fun.
Speaker 2: It's the best job ever.
Speaker 3: And also I love everyone that works behind the scenes too.
Speaker 1: The crew is amazing. They become like family.
Speaker 3: I love them and I miss them. But there's lots
Speaker 3: of lots of I think I'm gonna be a professional
Speaker 3: side quester. I love doing my little side quests and stuff,
Speaker 3: and there's always everyone's got There's this movie I want
Speaker 3: to write, and I will write that I've always been
Speaker 3: really excited about. There's a lot of cool little things
Speaker 3: I want to do, and I have like good investments
Speaker 3: and stuff, but like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't really know. Like the main thing I want
Speaker 2: to do is that's scary at forty two.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's scary at all, And.
Speaker 3: Like revenue streams and stuff, but like, I don't I
Speaker 3: feel like I don't have one definitive purpose in life.
Speaker 1: No, I don't look at that and go, oh, you're
Speaker 1: forty two. You don't know what you want to do.
Speaker 1: I remember season ten when I was drilling our cast
Speaker 1: member's new boyfriend about like, how long have you been
Speaker 1: doing this? Where do you see yourself in five years?
Speaker 1: And you were like I hate that question. I was like,
Speaker 1: why why would you hate that question? And then cut
Speaker 1: to where I am now. I absolutely don't like that
Speaker 1: question because when someone says like, where do you see yourself?
Speaker 1: What do you want to be doing? I'm like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I just want to be happy, Yeah, so wherever that
Speaker 1: And I know it sounds so cheesy, But wherever that
Speaker 1: places me in this world, I just want to live
Speaker 1: a happy life because I'm blinking and time is flying.
Speaker 3: By, fucking flying by, and I'm happy to see you happy.
Speaker 3: I want to go to your wedding. Are you thinking
Speaker 3: get married again? I know you weren't married, but do
Speaker 3: you think you will get married? I want to come
Speaker 3: to La LA's wedding.
Speaker 2: I know. I want to see you fall madly in love.
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that weird? I think about that all
Speaker 1: the time, and I'm like, wow, I'm thirty five and
Speaker 1: I've never experienced a great love. And I was talking
Speaker 1: to this with a friend and she was like, yes,
Speaker 1: you have, and I was like where, And she was like,
Speaker 1: look at your children. You have decided instead of placing
Speaker 1: your great love in the hands of a relationship or
Speaker 1: pursuing a man like you single handedly decided to choose
Speaker 1: motherhood by yourself. And like, that is your great love.
Speaker 2: And you're such a good mom. Does the internet think
Speaker 2: you're a good mom?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're such a good mom. I don't want to Yeah,
Speaker 2: you really are. You're so good at it.
Speaker 1: And try to stay off the internet.
Speaker 3: Listen you're still La La, but you've evolved so much
Speaker 3: and I just want to give them give you props
Speaker 3: for that. You really have and you think it such
Speaker 3: a such a good mom. I noticed that when I
Speaker 3: come over and hang out, just how your interactions are
Speaker 3: so sweet and loving.
Speaker 2: I can just tell those are the two lights of
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, family too, Yeah, I take a lot of pride
Speaker 1: in that. And I think there will be a day
Speaker 1: where you get an invite to maybe it's not your
Speaker 1: traditional wedding, but it'll be something like I know that
Speaker 1: I'm going to find someone that makes me feel very
Speaker 1: safe and peaceful and secure where I can lay down
Speaker 1: my head and I and be like, I know that
Speaker 1: I'm safe with this person. But right now, I just
Speaker 1: I just want to be a mama, and.
Speaker 2: You're so good at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're good at a lot of things, but you're
Speaker 3: you're a really fucking good mom. I was just curious
Speaker 3: what people think, not that you should care what people
Speaker 3: think online.
Speaker 1: I don't know what people think online. I try to
Speaker 1: stay away from that ever since Season eleven took place.
Speaker 1: I have one question before actually, too, would it be
Speaker 1: a deal breaker if the person you were with was
Speaker 1: not a dog person.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second. I just had a weird.
Speaker 3: Visual or like a I pictured you at your wedding
Speaker 3: and you're having a good time and you perform one
Speaker 3: of year old songs. Oh Jesus with the band, Which
Speaker 3: which song would it be? Sorry, that just popped in
Speaker 3: my head. I want to know which song you'd perform.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I think it was. Let me know if
Speaker 1: I can fuck with you boy, Oh my god, by
Speaker 1: the way, banger banger, but I was. I am just
Speaker 1: between that and me me not performing singing. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about this on the bonus, but let me just
Speaker 1: tell you. We're going through a list of iconic moments
Speaker 1: on Banner Pump Rules. You are, we both are.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think I would have to sing this song that
Speaker 1: I made with James is.
Speaker 3: So fucking funny we're talking about it.
Speaker 1: I may be able to like stomach. Oh Jesus, what
Speaker 1: is it? Oh my god, I will I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up. Oh my god, you guys, you guys,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up. Look at my face thinking that
Speaker 1: word fucking jammy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, oh my god. I still can't watch it.
Speaker 1: I want to throw up. Please turn it off, turn
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 3: That actually salvage that episode because Andy was so mad
Speaker 3: at you. I know he was passed. And then the ending,
Speaker 3: you saved yourself because I was so iconic. Yes, it's
Speaker 3: salvage episode. It was so fucking funny. It was kind
Speaker 3: of good. I mean it was good like I was dick.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I have zero recollection of being there.
Speaker 2: That night, heads to to drink backsimm now watch what
Speaker 2: Happens live.
Speaker 1: That is why they haven't.
Speaker 2: You know that right because of you and James.
Speaker 1: Yes, my heart is pounding. All right? Is it a
Speaker 1: deal breaker with the dogs? If they're not a dog person?
Speaker 1: I can't get that out of my mind. Now, is
Speaker 1: it a deal breaker?
Speaker 2: Short?
Speaker 3: That was a non secret again, No, we need to
Speaker 3: let's let it breathe for a second.
Speaker 1: Let's let it breath. Let's wrap it up. Can we
Speaker 1: wrap it up? What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You guys? See that that I know why I'm sober,
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Watching that was just like attending
Speaker 1: five hundred A meetings just so you.
Speaker 2: Know that shit was iconic and.
Speaker 1: I just bought myself another seven years of sobriety.
Speaker 2: Do just ever think you will drop another song?
Speaker 1: I think I will, I strictly out of just it
Speaker 1: being like a hobby, you know, like I just I
Speaker 1: enjoy it, and then it won't be like that where
Speaker 1: I'm thinking James is just really laying down some tracks
Speaker 1: like Drake so embarrassing one vocal.
Speaker 3: I'll answer any question, give me like ten seconds, not
Speaker 3: any question.
Speaker 1: Do I sing that song?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh my god, Okay, you guys, I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 2: Okay, I won't look at you.
Speaker 1: Oh there ain't nobody that I'm feeling more than you.
Speaker 1: But so let's keep him moving, futting in some movement soul.
Speaker 1: What does it say, Meggie? Go pop pop pop? Until
Speaker 1: my baby, I can't even sing it, you guys, let's
Speaker 1: throw up. I'm picturing is me. I'm having an auto
Speaker 1: body experience.
Speaker 2: Have soul? Though you have soul, don't you do?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will say that my most favorite
Speaker 1: song that I ever did with James, and it didn't
Speaker 1: get the the chef's kiss that it deserved, was Ride
Speaker 1: with Me. I vaguely remember, I'm like talking about Butterfly
Speaker 1: Doors go up?
Speaker 2: Can we play a clip of that bounce.
Speaker 1: That fatty on me, bounce it one more time for
Speaker 1: a bitch like me. And I was sober for that,
Speaker 1: by the way, and all I thought about was Arianna.
Speaker 1: You guys, I had an excellent time on untraditionally La La.
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining me. Schwartz sur laied a lot.
Speaker 1: I will catch you on the bonus episode on Monday
Speaker 1: and again next week. Thank you, Love you, babe.