WEBVTT -  Soft Launch with Tom Schwartz

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, gorgeous. It's La La Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Laala. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>my loves It is Laala Kent. Welcome back to Untraditionally, Laala.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need headphone shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my podcast voice. You don't listen to my podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I do listen to your podcast. You're very I don't

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<v Speaker 1>listen to many, but I like yours because I find

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<v Speaker 1>you to be just like a genuine, kind person, So

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<v Speaker 1>I do listen to yours.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the sweetest things you've ever said to me,

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<v Speaker 2>you listen to my podcast. Yeah, that's really fucking sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I did genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, and I enjoyed being on it, Lala. So

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<v Speaker 1>I want to deep dive into so much. Hi, let's

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<v Speaker 1>not get the people going by the way. Your hands

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<v Speaker 1>are so warm, I'm like freezing right now.

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<v Speaker 2>People still reaching out to me on a daily basis,

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<v Speaker 2>So what's up with you? And La La.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like you, we're going to deep dive into it.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we do all of that, So I did

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<v Speaker 1>the prenuvo scan, and you guys, there were a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people thinking that I got paid to do the prenuvoscan.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not get paid to do the prenuvoscan. No

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<v Speaker 1>one gave me check for it. I it's a full

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<v Speaker 1>body MRI. And since my eye thing that happened, I

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<v Speaker 1>became like very nervous about what was going on inside

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<v Speaker 1>of my body and I used to get not used

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<v Speaker 1>to I still do, but now I know why. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it a tingling sensation here and then it would

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<v Speaker 1>go up to the top of my head and feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a cool coolness.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I did not take it that way. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>something's going on inside of my brain and we need

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<v Speaker 1>to know what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going on, ephy or something.

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<v Speaker 1>My epiphany is I need to go to Tiffany. I

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<v Speaker 1>was sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I know right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's back when Nicki Minaj actually knew how to write

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<v Speaker 1>good lyrics or how to ghost writer. So I met

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<v Speaker 1>with the guy who reads the scams what is it

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<v Speaker 1>called a radiologist bro. He was like, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>you're very healthy, very healthy. He showed me, he showed

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<v Speaker 1>me my brain and he was like, it looks healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no signs of like, you know, we could at

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<v Speaker 1>this point in time be like, oh we need to

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<v Speaker 1>start looking you could you know, start having dementia later

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<v Speaker 1>on down the line, he was like, now, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying you're in the clear for all things, but as

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<v Speaker 1>of right now, you're a healthy human. He then goes

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<v Speaker 1>down to my liver. Bro My liver didn't stop growing

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<v Speaker 1>when I was in my mom's stomach. So he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever heard that the guy with the wooden

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<v Speaker 1>leg could drink you under the table. I was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, this is your wooden leg. He was

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<v Speaker 1>look at your liver. It continued to grow. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>a beaver tail. I have a beaver tail liver. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>could you drink a lot? I was like, pro yay.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven years, I got stories. Let me regale you.

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<v Speaker 1>When I look back, I'm like, you know what bit

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<v Speaker 1>you did? The damn thing? You lived life?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, really you really did. You gripped it and

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<v Speaker 2>you ripped it.

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<v Speaker 1>I crypt it. I had a heyday, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a hay day with you guys, and I'm thrilled to

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<v Speaker 1>be sober. Now we're coming up on seven years. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was thrilled to know that the prenuvo scan showed

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<v Speaker 1>me that my liver it now makes sense. Beaver liver,

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<v Speaker 1>that's me. I have a beaver tail liver, my wooden leg,

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking wooden leg. And then the last thing, the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest thing, you guys, my posture is so fucked that

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<v Speaker 1>I qualify for physical therapy covered by insurance. Score.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. I mean, well, it is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you should get this done though, apparently because of

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<v Speaker 1>our phone use, we all are walking around like this

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<v Speaker 1>and don't even know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I slouch. I'm aware of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm self aware of my slouch and I've corrected it

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<v Speaker 3>over time. But different exercises, Yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Should teach those to me. Because he was like very

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<v Speaker 1>much like you need to figure this out because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be that person that's looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>ground while they walk.

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<v Speaker 3>Ala, you're an influencer because you actually inspired me. Sounds like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a pay promotion. It's not to go get

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<v Speaker 3>that scan.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it once a year. What you you could

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<v Speaker 1>use my code for three hundred dollars off?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but it's probably fifteen more.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more than that. But but Schwartz listening too, No,

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<v Speaker 1>but listen to me, because I'm really passionate about this.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go into a doctor in order to have

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<v Speaker 1>them give you like what is it called where they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ordering you an MRI. Like your doctor has to

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<v Speaker 1>order you an MRI. Very rarely is it covered by insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>And those MRIs run twenty thousand dollars plus for a

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<v Speaker 1>full body You can go and get it at prenuvo

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<v Speaker 1>just on your own, full body head to toe for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know it sounds like a lot, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it to sound like my head's in the clouds.

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<v Speaker 1>And I understand that that is a lot of money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can ensure though that everything's working right in

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<v Speaker 1>your body, I think it's it's worth saving up to

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<v Speaker 1>go and do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's another side to that coin, though.

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<v Speaker 3>If I find out things like maybe I'm at high

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<v Speaker 3>risk for a heart attack or something, it's gonna make

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<v Speaker 3>me neurotic, or it would go.

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<v Speaker 1>To a specialist and figure that out before you have

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<v Speaker 1>a massive heart attack and die.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it'll be like a self fulfilling prophecy.

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<v Speaker 3>I find out that I have a higher chance of

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<v Speaker 3>a heart attack, and all of a sudden, the anxiety

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<v Speaker 3>to stress, the higher cortisol levels.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know I'm croaked.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dark there. I'm going to do it. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>big on like this travel healthcare stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what this is?

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<v Speaker 3>People instead of going and overpaying somewhere in the US,

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<v Speaker 3>people will fly somewhere like they'll go to Mexico, Thailand, Turkey.

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<v Speaker 3>They'll get hair transplants, organ transplants.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll get your transplants. I mean, yeah, the hair transplant

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<v Speaker 1>for your health. By the way, I'm going to Turkey

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<v Speaker 1>and doing it, are you really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Bro? Postpartum, I'm trying to look like Kim Kardashian with

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<v Speaker 1>that hairline.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, let me see you think I'm taking my hat off.

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<v Speaker 1>You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so weird how we just look at ourselves so

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<v Speaker 3>differently to the rest of the world does. I would

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<v Speaker 3>never notice and you have me your gorge. I would

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<v Speaker 3>never love you. I never noticed anything about your hairline.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I see it off camera? Okay? I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see it. I want to see a beavertail liver too.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, welcome to the podcast. By the way, don't I

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<v Speaker 1>even give you a warm welcome, thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to have you back because the last time

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<v Speaker 1>you were on the podcast, I feel like it was

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<v Speaker 1>a very normal conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Very normal, we're pretty mundane.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, after the fact, everyone was like, they're for sure

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<v Speaker 1>fucking they're for sure dating, They're for sure doing whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is that people do when they're working towards a relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>and we couldn't shake it. And then I didn't help

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<v Speaker 1>a few days ago with what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked it.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't repost it of respect for someone I'm dating,

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<v Speaker 3>but she is in on the joke and she gets

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<v Speaker 3>it totally well for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>And we won't share too much about the person that

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<v Speaker 1>you're seeing you because I know you're keeping that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of under wraps and protecting it. And I appreciate that

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<v Speaker 1>now that I can put like a face, a very

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<v Speaker 1>hot face. Someon would call it a supermodel stunning face,

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of couldn't put together. But then I felt

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<v Speaker 1>bad because I had like posted that, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>met her and I was like, oh, fuck, this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>just like a girl's name that i've heard, like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like a person. Yeah, so what do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it was because I think you pay attention to the

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<v Speaker 1>comments more so than I do, or maybe not, But

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<v Speaker 1>what about the podcast and everything else fueled people thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that like this was going to be a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was texting my best friend Hajeseus this morning and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, man, I'm really digging somebody right now.

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<v Speaker 3>And He's like, I knew it, la La, he said,

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<v Speaker 3>you got. I'm like, dude, no, bro, no, Laala is

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<v Speaker 3>my girl, my friend. But you know where this all started. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it was these crazy AI generated articles on Facebook that

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<v Speaker 3>get a lot of traction and like crazy interaction comments,

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<v Speaker 3>repost and I and I got one the.

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<v Speaker 2>Day that you did.

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<v Speaker 3>You were so sweet to come and do my Why

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<v Speaker 3>I came to you and did my podcast and remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I broke the news to you, Yes, And we were.

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<v Speaker 3>Laughing so hard because it was so like intimate and

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<v Speaker 3>romantic and it seemed like a real story and that's

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<v Speaker 3>it also just kind of blew up from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And the person that said that they had seen

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<v Speaker 1>us at a bistro, I was like, that sounds fabulous,

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<v Speaker 1>that's paid.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds kind of chic.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounded way chic to those AI generated articles are

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<v Speaker 1>actually wild. Like I had people dming me because there

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<v Speaker 1>was one that said my ex had given me fifty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars to save my eyesight after cancer diagnosis. It's like, wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got me heavy into Taylor Swift. Do you listen

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<v Speaker 3>to the new album?

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and actually people were back and forth, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I posted about it because I actually loved it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the first time that I've heard her talking about

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<v Speaker 1>spreading her fucking legs for her hot fiance. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was into it. But there were a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>that got through on the dms that were like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not good? Is that true? What are what? People don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's good? I actually got dragged for saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was good. I was like, wow, you swifties really turned quick.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I saw Saucy did a post on TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like, this song is like her coming out

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<v Speaker 3>and just being happy, being in tune with her secon

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<v Speaker 3>stuality and coming out of toxic semi toxic former relationships.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and that made me appreciate it more.

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<v Speaker 3>But like Ophelia as a banger and what else uhhh.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked wood the best wood, solid solid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you swifty?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a swifty. No, I feel like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something. The moment you say you're a girl's girl,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a swifty, you put a target on your back

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<v Speaker 1>because you cannot do anything without someone saying but you

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<v Speaker 1>sat like, literally, you can't be like I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>like that song. You're a sucking Swift day you know. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a problem with this girl. Poor fucking women.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the rabbit. There's a fierce devotion the Taylor

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<v Speaker 3>Swift fans. By the way, I didn't fully appreciate her.

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<v Speaker 3>I was always down with her. I was down with

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor Swift. She's got some a lot of bangers. And

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, best song ever Maroon Sexiest.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh not even close.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even close to your favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one hundred percent my favorite Tailor Swift song ever.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, I was like whatever, and I went my

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<v Speaker 3>friend Kristen. Shout out to Kristin. She worked Chaksamigos, although

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<v Speaker 3>I only drink patron but.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the She was so sweet and she

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<v Speaker 2>took me.

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<v Speaker 3>To the Taylor Swift concert at so Far and I

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<v Speaker 3>watched the whole show and I actually teared up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, she's a fucking rock star. She's just

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<v Speaker 2>fucking she didn't take a break for three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, she's a star.

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<v Speaker 3>After I sing one karaoke song, I'm sweating, I need

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<v Speaker 3>to have a beer, take a break.

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<v Speaker 2>Like she she's a professional athlete.

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<v Speaker 1>She one hundred percent. Not only do you have to

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<v Speaker 1>be in shape physically, but like the mental that comes

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<v Speaker 1>with like going on a year long tour all over

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<v Speaker 1>the world. On top of on your brakes, You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to fucking Sweden and writing your new album, like you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to be on your shit. Can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>when I became not a Swiftie but a fan is

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<v Speaker 1>when she came out with that song Vigilante Shit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to that on the reg you can all

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<v Speaker 1>assume why. And then after that I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna like venture into Taylor Swift, and my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>became obsessed. And as a mother of two girls, I

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<v Speaker 1>am so happy that someone like Taylor Swift exists because

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<v Speaker 1>as much as I love Cardi B talking about her

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<v Speaker 1>wet ass, pussy. I don't know that. I want my

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<v Speaker 1>girls to only have those types of songs, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe when you get older, But what does one

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<v Speaker 1>listen to as a child? Ocean's really into K pop?

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<v Speaker 1>Demon Hunters, oh Man, Golden.

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<v Speaker 2>They're slang right now. It's a number one show in

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<v Speaker 2>the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Netflix's highest rated show ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I had to stop letting her watch it though,

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<v Speaker 1>because they say the word hate, and two days ago

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't let her paint anymore because she decided to

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<v Speaker 1>paint the walls and she told me that I was

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<v Speaker 1>a bad mom and she hated me, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're done with Damon Hunters. How do you know that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking word?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the first time she's sassed bad?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, tell me more.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see her video about her calling her sister

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch and me catching her?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we play a clip where you're joking? Sure? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's like the one thing I posted

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<v Speaker 1>that people are like not being like, oh the fuck away.

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<v Speaker 2>La la Laala.

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<v Speaker 1>She's your daughter, my daughter, and you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>have told her in the past. When you hear an

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<v Speaker 1>adult say a bad word. They can say it because

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<v Speaker 1>they're an adult. You're a child, Okay when you get older.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't want her to think even though in

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<v Speaker 1>the video I posted it on TikTok, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're never to say that word again. When you're older,

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<v Speaker 1>you can say the bitch word.

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<v Speaker 2>How older? I think?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think it's okay to say bitch When you're

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<v Speaker 3>like ten? I think you can start saying cuss words.

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<v Speaker 1>So actually, I had someone who is a family attorney. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me. He allows his kids they're like in they're

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<v Speaker 1>getting into junior high school, and he was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>allow my kids to sit to cuss in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell them the moment you start cussing outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the house, we got a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I respect that boundary. That's a good boundary.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want her to have my mouth though.

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<v Speaker 1>The goal. I know you're not a parent, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even think that that matters. But when you have

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<v Speaker 1>your kid, the moment you look at them, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>my goal in life is to make sure that you

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<v Speaker 1>are a that you're better than me, And that's my

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<v Speaker 1>goal for Ocean. I although it's she is who she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night Easton hurt my mom's feelings to the point

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<v Speaker 1>where my mom was sobbing and Ocean came out and

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<v Speaker 1>she hits me, and I was like, what was that,

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<v Speaker 1>And she goes, you hurt my jeech and my Mom's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. It wasn't a mama, Ocean, just eastn't hurt

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<v Speaker 1>my feeling. She goes, I'm going to take care of this.

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<v Speaker 1>She rips open the back door and she goes, Easton,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in big trouble. You may and I'm watching her

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<v Speaker 1>out there. She closed the door, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what she said, but she stands on top of an

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<v Speaker 1>outdoor table and is pointing to the geech, pointing at him.

0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.520
<v Speaker 1>And then she comes back and she goes, I told

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<v Speaker 1>him he needs to come in here and apologize to

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<v Speaker 1>my jeech. Not okay, And I was like, oh shit.

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<v Speaker 1>She reprimanded his Oh yeah, and he was out there

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<v Speaker 1>with like two grown men.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so precocious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea four and a half, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, She's like, she's a better speaker than me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a better speaker than all adults. She's eloquent, and

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<v Speaker 1>she conveys how she is feeling in the most like

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<v Speaker 1>productive and solid way not too many words. We can't relate.

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<v Speaker 2>Get her podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have her on the podcast. Would you say

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<v Speaker 1>that there's ever been sexual tension between the two of

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<v Speaker 1>us moving on from otion?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. That's that's a non sect.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry. I just feel like you and I move like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so do we ever fuck? No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I always always could look at you, and I know

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<v Speaker 3>you're objectively beautiful and hot, but I never felt a

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<v Speaker 3>sexual connection. I always felt like you're my bro. I

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully that's not disrespectful, not as you're stunning, and I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it that way. I think you're a beautiful boy

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<v Speaker 1>than I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Felt like we were bros all instantly.

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<v Speaker 3>I know we all were always the best friends, but

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<v Speaker 3>I always felt a special connection to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like we're closer now?

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<v Speaker 2>Way closer?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there any point in time before venturing into whatever

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<v Speaker 1>capacity you're involved in the Valley was there ever a

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<v Speaker 1>moment that you were like, I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do reality television again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, admit, Schwartz, I think you I think

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<v Speaker 3>you had a good run maybe hang up the jersey,

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<v Speaker 3>but then I don't know. I also love it, and

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<v Speaker 3>I love everyone that works behind the scenes too. I

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<v Speaker 3>love that sense of coaraderie and family which I miss

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<v Speaker 3>from vander Pump Rules.

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<v Speaker 2>It always makes me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't lose sleep over it, but it always makes

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<v Speaker 3>me sad that we're not like still a semi happy family.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it makes me sad too.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone talks to each other like literally, it's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know I talked.

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<v Speaker 3>I still check it on almost everybody and talk to

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<v Speaker 3>almost everybody, but it just makes me sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever do you always get a response from everybody?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, everybody. Everybody's sweet and everyone always hits me back.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just thought we'd be like best friends forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I feel this.

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<v Speaker 3>Summer House cast when they were whenever the show ends,

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<v Speaker 3>they're going to keep being good friends and they love

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<v Speaker 3>each other. They fight, they squabble, but they love each other.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It was the last thing I said on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. I was like, you guys have to cherish this,

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<v Speaker 2>and I meant that from our heart.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a beautiful thing and you're so lucky to

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<v Speaker 3>get getting to be on a TV show with your

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<v Speaker 3>people you love.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like the best job ever? Was we got so lucky?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know it didn't. It didn't feel like a job.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like with that show vander Pump It

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<v Speaker 1>everyone showed up, everyone did what they needed to do,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was there was there were roots right. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very into the word roots right now because I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like once you lay them, it's very hard to uproot them.

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<v Speaker 1>But obviously something happened where they they they were lifted

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<v Speaker 1>out of the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>They were rust from the earth for real, pillaged.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it like with Katie when you guys talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you guys talk as homies. Is it just about

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs? Co parenting is hard?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Katie? If she hears this, first of all.

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<v Speaker 1>She ain't gonna hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you guys are cool again? I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you guys? Am Am I losing my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think you're referring to to something that I

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<v Speaker 1>did after you know, many months or a year plus

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<v Speaker 1>of sitting on it, where I I did reach out

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<v Speaker 1>and I had worked. And I almost feel bad even

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<v Speaker 1>talking about this because I don't want her to think

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<v Speaker 1>that it was there was a reason behind why I

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<v Speaker 1>sent it. But just with the changes that I've wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make in my life and take ownership. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>it was necessary that she knew that I was sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for the way things went down, and I I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>expect a text back and what I've been working on

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<v Speaker 1>with my sponsor. Sorry to bore you, but I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sad when when we're making amends with anybody, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to be okay if they're not receptive, if

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<v Speaker 1>they don't respond, because if you're going and looking for that,

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<v Speaker 1>then you haven't fully taken accountability for your part and

0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:12.320
<v Speaker 1>you're looking for something selfishly to make you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>your actions were okay. So you have to say, if

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<v Speaker 1>I get no response or it's not accepted, can I

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<v Speaker 1>move on still and feel and feel okay? And I

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<v Speaker 1>got to that point that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Good before Yeah, before you are about to send a

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<v Speaker 3>high stakes emotional text like that, I think that's a

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<v Speaker 3>healthy way to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But if they don't respond, I'm at peace with that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're going to be hurt that they don't respond,

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<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't send it, right, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, yeah, yeah, because then what's the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, you do it for yourself. It's healing, therapeutic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you think that when when you're thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>this girl that you're dating. Yeah, we won't deep dive

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<v Speaker 1>it because I know that you share somewhat custody of

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<v Speaker 1>your dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, first go back to your question. Me Katie

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<v Speaker 3>or great, I don't see that much. But she's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>She's so freaking sweet to me always, and like kind

0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:07.040
<v Speaker 3>and sends me funny texts sometimes like but also I'm

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<v Speaker 3>respectful of our boundaries. And I love her boyfriend. He's

0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:13.200
<v Speaker 3>a literal rock star and he's just cool as shit.

0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:15.480
<v Speaker 3>And it seems so happy and in love. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know the intricacies of their relationship, but it makes me

0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:19.879
<v Speaker 3>so happy to see her happy.

0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really does. And I have so much love

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<v Speaker 2>for her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've shared this with you already. Forgive me

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<v Speaker 1>if I already have. But I remember she and I

0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:32.680
<v Speaker 1>were driving to some event. We were talking about your guys' relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just was so curious to know, like what

0:20:35.359 --> 0:20:38.200
<v Speaker 1>does one do with like photos and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, will you like get rid of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what are you going to do? And she was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>of course not. And I was like, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like what about if you have kids one day with

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<v Speaker 1>someone else? Like are you going to explain? And she

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<v Speaker 1>was like I don't think I all have to because

0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:55.399
<v Speaker 1>my future kids are going to know that that's their

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<v Speaker 1>uncle Schwartz. And I was like, that is so fucking

0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:00.200
<v Speaker 1>cute and sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>They can watch the beginning and the end of our

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<v Speaker 2>relationship in four.

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<v Speaker 1>K, yeah, or EIGHTK tune into vander Pump Rules only

0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 1>on Peacock.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not at a point where I can go back

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<v Speaker 3>and just watch our show as like an objective like

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<v Speaker 3>audience member, as a fan, or like I can't watch

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<v Speaker 3>it without being neurotic and like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck was you?

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<v Speaker 1>Still get embarrassed?

0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.439
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to iic for myself. I'm bad because I

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<v Speaker 2>was a douche a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can't wait, like twenty years from now to

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<v Speaker 3>get to crack a.

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<v Speaker 2>Cold one and watch vander Pump Rules with my kid.

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<v Speaker 1>How cute is that? Right? Let's talk about kids very quickly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so the girl that you're seeing is younger than you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a timeline for you not saying that you've

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<v Speaker 1>had this discussion with her. But for you, where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to start having kids when I'm this age.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'll be really sad if by the time

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<v Speaker 3>I'm fifty I don't have any kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll probably have an existential meltdown.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got some time then you're only forty two.

0:21:58.200 --> 0:21:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel Yeah, I know. I feel better than I've

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<v Speaker 3>ever felt in my life. I feel healthy and I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in a good place.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I want kids, man, Yeah, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's not I don't want to be so rigid

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<v Speaker 3>with with timelines and stuff that I deny myself being

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<v Speaker 3>in the moment and happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's so crazy that we look at

0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:19.639
<v Speaker 1>timelines and we're like, oh my gosh, I'm this age

0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:24.119
<v Speaker 1>and that the way we're going, like there's I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>possibly have children by this time. But then you think

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<v Speaker 1>about life and how it happens, and you're like, well, overnight,

0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:33.040
<v Speaker 1>my life shifted. Yeah, so you never know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have a Usie Daisy moment, you know, no

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<v Speaker 1>point to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be careful you put out there into the universe.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think about that. Like last night, I was

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<v Speaker 1>keeping myself up all freaking night being like, Okay, I

0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:52.879
<v Speaker 1>have two children. If something happened to me, Ocean has

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<v Speaker 1>a dad, Sosa doesn't. So I was thinking that I've

0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:58.280
<v Speaker 1>done it too because I want to get my boobs done.

0:22:58.720 --> 0:23:00.800
<v Speaker 1>But maybe I should have a third so that Sosa

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<v Speaker 1>has a sibling that's in the house at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was spiraling, and I'm like, and what if

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I never find a partner and then my mom's gonna

0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:09.280
<v Speaker 1>die east the will for sure find a partner. And

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<v Speaker 1>what am I going to do because my kids are

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<v Speaker 1>going to grow up and find partners and I'm just

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:15.920
<v Speaker 1>going to be alone. I fucking spiraled.

0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:17.880
<v Speaker 3>That's what I do when I eat too many edibles now,

0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:20.680
<v Speaker 3>so I have to be careful two point five milligrams

0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:25.440
<v Speaker 3>and under anything over ten into clouds one of the

0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 3>sponsors for my podcast to plug them. They're amazing, by

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:30.960
<v Speaker 3>the way, Like I actually love them, But if I

0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:34.360
<v Speaker 3>eat too many, that's exactly what happens to me. Once

0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:39.880
<v Speaker 3>you just verbalized, I go down a futuristic spiral. Oh Jesus,

0:23:39.920 --> 0:23:42.159
<v Speaker 3>the worst case scenarios. That's why I have to just

0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 3>eat you know I'm.

0:23:43.560 --> 0:23:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Doing it without being on an edible, so it's a

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<v Speaker 1>real fucking problem.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's if I eat too many like I love

0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:50.960
<v Speaker 3>like Actually, five ten milligrams is perfect, but you.

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<v Speaker 1>Went from two point five to ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like I can go up to ten, but twenty

0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:56.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm spiraling, baby spiraling.

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<v Speaker 1>In thirty seconds, You've talked yourself into driving yourself all

0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:02.719
<v Speaker 1>a little bliss. I remember, like it was yesterday, okay,

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:05.040
<v Speaker 1>thinking that a person that was wanting to kill me

0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:07.840
<v Speaker 1>was living in my Christian lubatin. That's what I knew.

0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:12.880
<v Speaker 1>The weed has turned on me, and I'm fucking done.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I'm looking at this book and it

0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:25.600
<v Speaker 3>reminds me of our house me and Katie had, because

0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:27.119
<v Speaker 3>that was the You did have that book. You had

0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:30.479
<v Speaker 3>that book in our beautiful house, and I loved that

0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:32.720
<v Speaker 3>house and I love that book. And yeah, I remember

0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:35.480
<v Speaker 3>one of the saddest moments during the divorce when she.

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Took the book.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she did get the book, actually she did,

0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:43.240
<v Speaker 3>and it looks really cute and her in her place.

0:24:43.800 --> 0:24:45.919
<v Speaker 3>But no, I remember like standing up in the closet

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:48.239
<v Speaker 3>and like looking at all the old wedding photos on

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:51.719
<v Speaker 3>the ground and she's like she's in a very sweet way.

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:53.720
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I'm not going to take those. It wasn't

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.560
<v Speaker 3>like bitchy or anything like that, or are loaded, but

0:24:56.600 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I feel it felt so cold to

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<v Speaker 3>just discard them, you know what I mean, even though

0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:04.400
<v Speaker 3>the relationship was over felt cold blooded.

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I would love to do a pole.

0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:07.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm curious to be like, if people have a cordial,

0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 3>semi amicable divorce, did you?

0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I want to go down that road.

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I burned every photo. I have not one trace of

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:20.359
<v Speaker 1>this person anywhere which you can you can google and

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.920
<v Speaker 1>see us, but no, I have no pictures.

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Are crazy?

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:25.800
<v Speaker 3>I knew the answer to that question before out of

0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:28.240
<v Speaker 3>my mouth. But I saved them and they're my storage unit.

0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 3>I have a storage unit in the valley, and you know,

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:32.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't like go pick them up and cry.

0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm in such a good, healthy place with Katie now.

0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 1>So we're like, yeah, but you really are going to

0:25:37.600 --> 0:25:40.480
<v Speaker 1>hold on to them forever? Probably by the way, though,

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:45.720
<v Speaker 1>I would to you guys went through a very unique

0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:49.439
<v Speaker 1>divorce that there was no reason to not hold on

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:52.679
<v Speaker 1>to such a beautiful time. And also like there's nothing

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:57.400
<v Speaker 1>more incredible than that wedding, and it was just like

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:01.600
<v Speaker 1>those ginormous trees. Can I tell you I wish that

0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:03.640
<v Speaker 1>we all would have been getting along at that time,

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 1>because I really just that wedding was so beautiful.

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 3>It was one of the best days of my life.

0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:10.520
<v Speaker 3>And when people ask me my favorite moment in Vandon Pumpoples,

0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:12.240
<v Speaker 3>I always say it was my wedding. Even though it

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:14.320
<v Speaker 3>didn't work out in the end, it was my favorite

0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:16.800
<v Speaker 3>moment ever. Probably how would you ever? But like it's

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 3>up there, Yeah, it's up there.

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:24.360
<v Speaker 1>How it was a longshide popping Molly in Mexico. What

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<v Speaker 1>would you want your wedding to be?

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:25.840
<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? I think I got one more wedding in me, So.

0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:31.600
<v Speaker 1>You want like you want a full contract. This is

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>my wife for real, acknowledged by the State of California.

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Whatever she wants.

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Whoever, the next person I'm marry is whatever she wants, I'll.

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Do it the big grand one Vegas like I did.

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I got the best of both worlds.

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<v Speaker 3>If you haven't seen Vander Pumperules, I did the fairy

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 3>tale one in the woods, but then I also hopped

0:26:46.600 --> 0:26:49.440
<v Speaker 3>on Lisa's PJ and got married in Vegas.

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Caesar's Palace, most fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>Sassy and Sandoval ordained my fucking wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>And that one I was a part of, Yes, and

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:57.639
<v Speaker 1>I had a wonderful time.

0:26:57.800 --> 0:26:59.199
<v Speaker 2>That's wait, you weren't at my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>No, none of us were getting along. You were all

0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:04.960
<v Speaker 1>getting along, and then it was James and myself on

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:05.560
<v Speaker 1>an island.

0:27:05.800 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm genuinely sad.

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:10.480
<v Speaker 3>I have a false memory of you being there, Like

0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:11.920
<v Speaker 3>in my heart, you were there.

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Well in your heart. You think that me and my

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 1>ex are bumping fists, I really did.

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:18.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry if I crossed the boundary. I thought you

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:21.680
<v Speaker 3>guys were tight. Now tight, I mean relatively speaking.

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:24.560
<v Speaker 1>How many kids do you want all together?

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:25.679
<v Speaker 2>I think.

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 3>I think two is perfect. I'm so jealous of the

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:32.280
<v Speaker 3>life you have right now. I'm very happy with myself.

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm in a good place, but I like you have

0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:37.119
<v Speaker 3>the perfect home. It's gorgeous, exactly what I want. You

0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:39.159
<v Speaker 3>got the adu in the back your family.

0:27:39.240 --> 0:27:39.720
<v Speaker 2>There a lot.

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Who would you put in your adu?

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Probably Bird, who's staying with.

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Me now, Yeah, you're living a pretty untraditional life right now.

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:50.240
<v Speaker 3>I listen, I'm not where I thought i'd be, but

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:54.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm still happy and things. Sometimes I'm just like, I

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:56.879
<v Speaker 3>don't beat myself up over it. You know, what can

0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:57.200
<v Speaker 3>you do?

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's the whole point of this podcast,

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Shorts and the rebrand is I'm like, in life we're

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 1>given we're not given choices at times, right Yeah, And

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 1>just like you said, you're not where you thought you

0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:14.200
<v Speaker 1>would be, and I relate to that. I think many

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>people relate to that. But in those moments of having

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:21.800
<v Speaker 1>no choice, you're given so many choices on how in

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:25.199
<v Speaker 1>this world of me not picking how this was going

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 1>to go? What are the choices I'm gonna make so

0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>that I can still live a life that I want

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:34.920
<v Speaker 1>to live? So what are your hopes and dreams?

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to open another business? Do you want

0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>to keep doing reality TV?

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 3>I mean as long as how rideds of the wheels

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 3>fall off, because it's so fun.

0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 2>It's the best job ever.

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 3>And also I love everyone that works behind the scenes too.

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>The crew is amazing. They become like family.

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:54.200
<v Speaker 3>I love them and I miss them. But there's lots

0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 3>of lots of I think I'm gonna be a professional

0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:59.479
<v Speaker 3>side quester. I love doing my little side quests and stuff,

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 3>and there's always everyone's got There's this movie I want

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:05.719
<v Speaker 3>to write, and I will write that I've always been

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 3>really excited about. There's a lot of cool little things

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 3>I want to do, and I have like good investments

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:11.719
<v Speaker 3>and stuff, but like, I don't know.

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know. Like the main thing I want

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:15.680
<v Speaker 2>to do is that's scary at forty two.

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think it's scary at all, And.

0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 3>Like revenue streams and stuff, but like, I don't I

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 3>feel like I don't have one definitive purpose in life.

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't look at that and go, oh, you're

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:29.440
<v Speaker 1>forty two. You don't know what you want to do.

0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I remember season ten when I was drilling our cast

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>member's new boyfriend about like, how long have you been

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>doing this? Where do you see yourself in five years?

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 1>And you were like I hate that question. I was like,

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>why why would you hate that question? And then cut

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:48.239
<v Speaker 1>to where I am now. I absolutely don't like that

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:51.560
<v Speaker 1>question because when someone says like, where do you see yourself?

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to be doing? I'm like, honestly,

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I just want to be happy, Yeah, so wherever that

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:00.280
<v Speaker 1>And I know it sounds so cheesy, But wherever that

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 1>places me in this world, I just want to live

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 1>a happy life because I'm blinking and time is flying.

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 3>By, fucking flying by, and I'm happy to see you happy.

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 3>I want to go to your wedding. Are you thinking

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:18.480
<v Speaker 3>get married again? I know you weren't married, but do

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 3>you think you will get married? I want to come

0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 3>to La LA's wedding.

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I know. I want to see you fall madly in love.

0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:24.959
<v Speaker 1>I know, isn't that weird? I think about that all

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:27.040
<v Speaker 1>the time, and I'm like, wow, I'm thirty five and

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I've never experienced a great love. And I was talking

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 1>to this with a friend and she was like, yes,

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>you have, and I was like where, And she was like,

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 1>look at your children. You have decided instead of placing

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:42.960
<v Speaker 1>your great love in the hands of a relationship or

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:47.560
<v Speaker 1>pursuing a man like you single handedly decided to choose

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 1>motherhood by yourself. And like, that is your great love.

0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 2>And you're such a good mom. Does the internet think

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 2>you're a good mom?

0:30:57.440 --> 0:30:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're such a good mom. I don't want to Yeah,

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:03.719
<v Speaker 2>you really are. You're so good at it.

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>And try to stay off the internet.

0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Listen you're still La La, but you've evolved so much

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 3>and I just want to give them give you props

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 3>for that. You really have and you think it such

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<v Speaker 3>a such a good mom. I noticed that when I

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 3>come over and hang out, just how your interactions are

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 3>so sweet and loving.

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<v Speaker 2>I can just tell those are the two lights of

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:21.480
<v Speaker 2>your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, family too, Yeah, I take a lot of pride

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 1>in that. And I think there will be a day

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<v Speaker 1>where you get an invite to maybe it's not your

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:32.960
<v Speaker 1>traditional wedding, but it'll be something like I know that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to find someone that makes me feel very

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<v Speaker 1>safe and peaceful and secure where I can lay down

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<v Speaker 1>my head and I and be like, I know that

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm safe with this person. But right now, I just

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I just want to be a mama, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so good at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're good at a lot of things, but you're

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<v Speaker 3>you're a really fucking good mom. I was just curious

0:31:53.480 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 3>what people think, not that you should care what people

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<v Speaker 3>think online.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what people think online. I try to

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<v Speaker 1>stay away from that ever since Season eleven took place.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one question before actually, too, would it be

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<v Speaker 1>a deal breaker if the person you were with was

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<v Speaker 1>not a dog person.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second. I just had a weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Visual or like a I pictured you at your wedding

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<v Speaker 3>and you're having a good time and you perform one

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<v Speaker 3>of year old songs. Oh Jesus with the band, Which

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<v Speaker 3>which song would it be? Sorry, that just popped in

0:32:24.640 --> 0:32:26.960
<v Speaker 3>my head. I want to know which song you'd perform.

0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, I think it was. Let me know if

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I can fuck with you boy, Oh my god, by

0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, banger banger, but I was. I am just

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:47.600
<v Speaker 1>between that and me me not performing singing. We're gonna

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:49.239
<v Speaker 1>talk about this on the bonus, but let me just

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you. We're going through a list of iconic moments

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>on Banner Pump Rules. You are, we both are.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would have to sing this song that

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 1>I made with James is.

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<v Speaker 3>So fucking funny we're talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I may be able to like stomach. Oh Jesus, what

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 1>is it? Oh my god, I will I'm gonna throw

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna throw up. Oh my god, you guys, you guys,

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna throw up. Look at my face thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>word fucking jammy.

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, oh my god. I still can't watch it.

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:41.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to throw up. Please turn it off, turn

0:33:41.800 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>it off.

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 3>That actually salvage that episode because Andy was so mad

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:48.440
<v Speaker 3>at you. I know he was passed. And then the ending,

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 3>you saved yourself because I was so iconic. Yes, it's

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 3>salvage episode. It was so fucking funny. It was kind

0:33:57.080 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 3>of good. I mean it was good like I was dick.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I have zero recollection of being there.

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 2>That night, heads to to drink backsimm now watch what

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Happens live.

0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:08.120
<v Speaker 1>That is why they haven't.

0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 2>You know that right because of you and James.

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, my heart is pounding. All right? Is it a

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:17.320
<v Speaker 1>deal breaker with the dogs? If they're not a dog person?

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't get that out of my mind. Now, is

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 1>it a deal breaker?

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Short?

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 3>That was a non secret again, No, we need to

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:23.880
<v Speaker 3>let's let it breathe for a second.

0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's let it breath. Let's wrap it up. Can we

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>wrap it up? What the fuck are you talking about?

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:31.760
<v Speaker 1>You guys? See that that I know why I'm sober,

0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:37.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what I think. Watching that was just like attending

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 1>five hundred A meetings just so you.

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Know that shit was iconic and.

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I just bought myself another seven years of sobriety.

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<v Speaker 2>Do just ever think you will drop another song?

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I think I will, I strictly out of just it

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 1>being like a hobby, you know, like I just I

0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:59.839
<v Speaker 1>enjoy it, and then it won't be like that where

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking James is just really laying down some tracks

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:06.800
<v Speaker 1>like Drake so embarrassing one vocal.

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 3>I'll answer any question, give me like ten seconds, not

0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 3>any question.

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:13.959
<v Speaker 1>Do I sing that song?

0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Please?

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:16.399
<v Speaker 3>Do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Oh my god, Okay, you guys, I'm gonna throw up.

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I won't look at you.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh there ain't nobody that I'm feeling more than you.

0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:42.640
<v Speaker 1>But so let's keep him moving, futting in some movement soul.

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 1>What does it say, Meggie? Go pop pop pop? Until

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:51.080
<v Speaker 1>my baby, I can't even sing it, you guys, let's

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 1>throw up. I'm picturing is me. I'm having an auto

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:55.840
<v Speaker 1>body experience.

0:35:58.040 --> 0:36:03.279
<v Speaker 2>Have soul? Though you have soul, don't you do?

0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I will say that my most favorite

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 1>song that I ever did with James, and it didn't

0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 1>get the the chef's kiss that it deserved, was Ride

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:16.920
<v Speaker 1>with Me. I vaguely remember, I'm like talking about Butterfly

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Doors go up?

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Can we play a clip of that bounce.

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 1>That fatty on me, bounce it one more time for

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 1>a bitch like me. And I was sober for that,

0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 1>by the way, and all I thought about was Arianna.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, I had an excellent time on untraditionally La La.

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for joining me. Schwartz sur laied a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I will catch you on the bonus episode on Monday

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<v Speaker 1>and again next week. Thank you, Love you, babe.