1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 1: more like theming bus bus things. And it's cost me 4 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: true good at Steve Hary listening to moving together for Steve, 5 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: Please by, I don't join join me to be doing 6 00:00:53,360 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: me har You gotta use turn be hurting. You gotta 7 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Got to turn them out 8 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come, come on your 9 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: baby that it huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody 10 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, 11 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. 12 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: M Yeah, I do. Man. God been so good to 13 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 1: me over the years, in spite of all the mistakes 14 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: I've made, in spite of all the dirt I've done 15 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: to myself. I'm talking about when in no one I 16 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: was wrong, His grace and mercy has forgiven me for 17 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: all of my sins. God can forgive you of all 18 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: of your sins, everything you've done. God can forgive you. 19 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: He can wipe your slate clean. Now that might you 20 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: might have some you know, things you got to deal 21 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: with because of some of your actions. Understand that, but 22 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: you can wipe your slates. You can wipe your slate 23 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: clean with God and start again. You can repent. God 24 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: has mercy and grace. You could be forgiven by God. Now, 25 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: people answer another story. Some people may never forgive you, 26 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: for you've heard them all, or maybe they're accusing you 27 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: of doing something else. But you know they may never 28 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 1: forgive you. But God, God is in the redemption business man. 29 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: God will forgive you for every sin you've ever committed. 30 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,519 Speaker 1: But you gotta want forgiveness now. And then you got 31 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: to come correct because what you can't do is you 32 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: can't shoot him the crap. Now you can say that 33 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: conversation with him. You know, whatever you told your lawyer, whatever, 34 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: whatever you told the victims, whatever you told, whatever the 35 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: story is, you got going if it ain't the truth, 36 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: you could say that with God, because please know, he know, 37 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: and he know your heart. He know if you're trying 38 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: to manipulate somebody just for the system, if you're trying 39 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: to say this just so you can get out, you 40 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: know all of that. So if you're planning on shucking 41 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: him and jiving him, save your brother before you wind 42 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: up digging yourself in a deeper hole. Just let me 43 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: give you that piece of advice because he ain't nothing 44 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: to play with. He's too great to be played with. 45 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: And so with that in mind, I want to share 46 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: some positive stuff with you, this smarting man. I want 47 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 1: to say this now. I want to remind you not 48 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 1: to let your circumstance and your situations dictate your future 49 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,919 Speaker 1: or your results. I'm gonna say this again. This is 50 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: important information. Man. Don't let your circumstance and situations dictate 51 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: your future or your results. Do you know that in 52 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: order to get a different future or some different results, 53 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: you control that entire situation. It is you, It is 54 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: your thoughts that control the entire situation. It is how 55 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: you look at the situation that will determine how the 56 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: situation is for you. See, the same situation can be 57 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: totally different for two different people, because you can say 58 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: you look at the examples of history, just just look 59 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: look in your neighborhood. How can There was a book 60 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: that a guy wrote one time who had the name. 61 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 1: He had a name, and he did some research and 62 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: he found a guy that grew up at the same age, 63 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: in the same neighborhood as him, with the exact same name. 64 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: He went on to become a corporate CEO. The other 65 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: man was an inmate, and they had the same name, 66 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 1: grew up in the same neighborhood. They were both brothers, 67 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: you know not, I'm just saying brothers men. And they 68 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 1: grew and they went to different Because how can two different, 69 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: two people the same situation and the results turn out 70 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: so different. It is because of the thought process of 71 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: one was completely different from the thought process of the other. 72 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 1: You control it. You don't have to let your circumstances 73 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: and your situations dictate your future or your results. Here's 74 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 1: the way it works. This is so you can understand this. 75 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: Your mind is the controlling factor of your thoughts. Your 76 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,919 Speaker 1: thoughts are the controlling factor of your outcome. The Bible 77 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,119 Speaker 1: says a man is as he thinketh. Please don't short 78 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: play this scripture, hell, because this one is the real deal. 79 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: This is the basis of every self improvement book you'll 80 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: ever read. It's already written in the Bible. The Bible 81 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: has all the information you need. But in case you 82 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: need a little bit of clarity in some simple modern 83 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: day language, then they have self improvement books. They are 84 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 1: all based on Biblical scripture. A man is as he 85 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: thinketh That's why Norman Vincent Peale wrote the book The 86 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: Power of Positive Thinking. That's why a book came out 87 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: called The Magic of Thinking Big. That's why a book 88 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 1: came out called Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hell 89 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 1: that all of you, all these titles that I've read 90 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: that have mattered in my life the most, These three 91 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: major books that I've read, they all say one thing. 92 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 1: Think thinking thoughts, because that's what controls the outcome. Your 93 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: brain works one of two ways. It works positive or negative. 94 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: It works good, which is under the column of positive, 95 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: or to work evil, which is under the column of negative. 96 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: It will have faith, which is under the column of positive, 97 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: or you will operate in fear, which is in the 98 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: column of negative. That is the only way your mind works. 99 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: Your mind is a factory that's comprised of workers. Those 100 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: workers are controlled by two formings, forming positive and forming negative. 101 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: But guess what the CEO of the company, the head man, 102 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: the boss is you. You come to work in the 103 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 1: morning and you say, man, today is a great day. 104 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to take steps towards brightening my future. I'm 105 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: going to take another step into making that dream come 106 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: true that I've been thinking about I'm gonna take another 107 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: step forward in the development and the changing of my 108 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: life in a positive, good direction. If you come to 109 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: work and say that every day as the CEO, the boss, 110 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: the formings can only obey you, so that what you 111 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: just said was a series of positive statements then forming 112 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,199 Speaker 1: positive steps to the forefront. He said, I got your 113 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,439 Speaker 1: boss right away. He turns around, he blows the whistle. 114 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,679 Speaker 1: He alerts all the workers in the factory today as 115 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: a good day. Today, we will take steps towards our future. 116 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: Today we are putting ourselves on track to get a 117 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: little bit closer to making our dreams come true. Today 118 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 1: we will be assembling all the things we need to 119 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: make our dreams come true in our life better in 120 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 1: the right direction. Everybody break. The workers in the factory 121 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 1: turn around and manufacture thoughts to justify the orders given 122 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: by the boss, which is you. You are the CEO 123 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: of your corporation. If you don't own nothing else, you 124 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: own everything that's going on between your two ears. You 125 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,319 Speaker 1: are the CEO of that corporation. If that corporation is 126 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 1: a good one, it's because you set it up that way. 127 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: If your corporation is a bad one, it's because you 128 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: set it up that day. If you trying, if you 129 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: pushing towards your dreams and you see the possibility of 130 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: things happening in your life, is because you, as the CEO, 131 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,600 Speaker 1: set it up that way. If you ain't got nothing popping, 132 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 1: if you just want to be a criminal taking stuff 133 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: from people, throwing your life out the window, you're gonna 134 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: be an inmate. You're gonna be sitting there there and 135 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 1: you're gonna be mad at everybody. You got nobody be 136 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: mad at. But shoot, you understand what I'm telling you 137 00:09:55,280 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 1: this morning? Huh you're listening to show everybody around the world. 138 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 1: You are listening at the morning show. High on you doing? 139 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:14,479 Speaker 1: Now we are listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 140 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:20,400 Speaker 1: Yeah we go. I'm about to introduced them to you. 141 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the lady. Yeah, make the show real, Bravey. Yeah, 142 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,839 Speaker 1: I'm dude to know I ain't. But the beginning of 143 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 1: the show, she's the one with the boys. She the 144 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: lady's choice. I'm talking about shell helping about shall come 145 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: on last? Running down? Here we go, let's move it on. Yeah, 146 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 1: got another lady on the show. Yeah, I ain't ever 147 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: ever owned the phone running from out west. Make us 148 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: do our best. Yeah, yeah, can't stoll the meeting with 149 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 1: the white folk. I come back, tell us what we 150 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: don't run the dollar? Huh, I'm talking about collar make 151 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:24,200 Speaker 1: a dollar. I ain't talking about collar running down, running down, 152 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,959 Speaker 1: running down, Steve running ye running down some moat here 153 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: go ain't starting to do it. About to introduce him 154 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, by about the Houston fifth Wall didn't 155 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: know he didn't have the right coat. I got and 156 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: moved up in the world, dressed enough for all the 157 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 1: little girl. Hey hey, got a suit on every day. 158 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,560 Speaker 1: He hacking. He like the money he made the man 159 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 1: he won't ruin. Yeah, you know I'm talking about Julia. Yeah, Julia. 160 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 1: H Julia, think Julia Julia running down, running down, running down? 161 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:17,199 Speaker 1: Still this him? Next one came in a train. Yeah yeah, 162 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: with on another show. Then he left one damn day, 163 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 1: I have more wear everything looking round out. He could 164 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: actually cook it. We let him come on this show. 165 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: I ain't been silence no more. Everybody think that he 166 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,679 Speaker 1: on the round. I everybody know that he from the 167 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 1: ground half. But I'm talking about my main man. I 168 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: han't named day any brown down round brown brown, brown, brown, 169 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: brown brown. I'm brown, brown, brown brown. I'm brown round round, 170 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: running now, running now, running down steat some more. Here 171 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,600 Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, Here we go. You know who? 172 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: They say, last monotony, but it got the less sense 173 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: of us all. I damn this stupid in the phone. 174 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: I think it failed when he was a baby somebody. 175 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, Huh, stupid as ain't want to be. 176 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: I think he is. He ain't got a princess what 177 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 1: we call him. I think it's stupid ass. He couldn't be. 178 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 1: I think he's head the ham mad. Everybody talking about 179 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:36,079 Speaker 1: time to huh Tom a time, ladies and gentleman. That's 180 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:40,439 Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Moran Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. 181 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: Right now, Steve, what does Jay have going on? Now? 182 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 1: What is going on? This road trip? Or reenactment of 183 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: everybody who's gonna be taking a road trip this summer 184 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: summer time time for a bunch of people to get 185 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: in the car and ride. And it was sound something 186 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,440 Speaker 1: like this. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react, 187 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 1: re enact. What is it like when six grown people 188 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:12,960 Speaker 1: who work together take a road trip all right, everybody 189 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: in buggle out? All right, let me start the car. 190 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: They're digging right there. Somebody ain't got their seat bell? 191 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: All right, all right, now we need a little driving music. Boy, 192 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: I like that. Did you hear what that help for 193 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: Taylor did in her country? Very almost didn't like that girl? 194 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: No more? Well quite frankly, I'd like to hear some 195 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: gospel music. What come on, Kirk? Yeah that's nice. Yeah, 196 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: but what's what happened to me? Yeah? So we're not 197 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: gonna listen to listen to nothing. We ain't listening to nothing, okay, man, silence, 198 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 1: riding silence? Then let's just riding silence. I just have 199 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: a question, where boy, are we? Well? What you come for? 200 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 1: You want to play a game? Play? What game? Game? 201 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: You know? We could sing that song ninety nine bottles 202 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: of beer saying out of the hill. Can that's my car? 203 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: Can we play that? You're in the car? You can? 204 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: We can we get some eat you we just got 205 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: in the car. Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something. Yes, 206 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,240 Speaker 1: to be quiet? No, oh, it's hot in here? Can 207 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 1: you turn to a want to say this? I gotta 208 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: say this. I'm gonna say it. What I got the pee. 209 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 1: That's it, damn it. Everybody else get out to cars 210 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 1: just on the day. I'm called wait, wait where, Hey, 211 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm your damn nephew. Off the door. No, 212 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 1: everybody out. I ain't everybody them. As much as I 213 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: hate packing it, I hate get out to card. If 214 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: you did pack, I'm packing. Got go get out. I 215 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: just so I got a gun. Get out my name Jimmy. Actually, 216 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: get you're gonna shoot somebody. Get out to car. Get out, Tommy, 217 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: get out, jut out, shutte out. I'm not walking these here. 218 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: You ain't got to walk. Get out to car. They 219 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: don't push me now, don't push you out? Now. What 220 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:44,440 Speaker 1: happened now, that's all he wanted to do is music. 221 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 1: He just drove off. You stay called called all right? 222 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: Tommy called uber. Yeah. I can't believe me. I'm not walking, 223 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: but I can't live. Put us on the car. This 224 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 1: was supposed to be a fun road trip. What I 225 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 1: can't do nothing, They can't g I know. He better 226 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,120 Speaker 1: put them back up, likes on and bring his hand. 227 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 1: Is he making a right on the highway? Look, hold on, 228 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,159 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no no, no, I 229 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,439 Speaker 1: got I gotta I gotta say, let me do this. 230 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:22,959 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I got it. I can't believe 231 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 1: we're standing out here like I got the bad. Hold on, 232 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 1: I'm hungry. Here we go there we hold on? I fix, 233 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 1: I fixed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you just left 234 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: hold us on the side of the road. Hello, hey, 235 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: uh what you left us on the side of the road. 236 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: You're not coming back. I can see you. We got 237 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: girls with singing thank you? They would you take care 238 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,679 Speaker 1: of them? Okay, this car ain't coming back. There's ladies 239 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: and heels out here to take the heels off and 240 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: straight well, just way, I'm after about four miles there'll 241 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 1: be flat. Can I say this? When we took our 242 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: stuff out of the car, that black bag that you 243 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: are your money in it, that bag is out here 244 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:26,399 Speaker 1: with us. Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me 245 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: the black Tom, Let me have black back. Tom, give 246 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 1: me the black back. Get the black back. We'll get 247 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 1: yours in the car. We'll put the bag here first. 248 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: I ain't opening the door. If I don't see the bag. Here, 249 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: go the back. Throw it in the window the door, 250 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,879 Speaker 1: I promise you. If you just throw it in the window, 251 00:18:55,119 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 1: throw it in the window. I got time. Throw the bags, y'all. 252 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 1: Don't pull this trick again. Go to bag in. How 253 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,520 Speaker 1: about I opened the bag and start counting to see 254 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,879 Speaker 1: how much I already know what's in there. Throw it. 255 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 1: Throw the bag in the window first. You know what, 256 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: we can actually buy our car with his bag. You 257 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,720 Speaker 1: know what going on? We're good. Oh, let's get to count. 258 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:28,240 Speaker 1: And it looks like a lot. Uh, we've got we've 259 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: got one too. Three, we've got five negroes on the 260 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,119 Speaker 1: side the road with a black bag. Look like it 261 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 1: don't belong to him. Let's up, shut everybody's up ground. 262 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: Were waiting ant get the black ass on the ground. 263 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:48,720 Speaker 1: Shut up. We'll sing a group. You got one more time, 264 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 1: little man, one more time, loot man, get your black 265 00:19:51,040 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: ass on the ground. Love you everybody down on the ground. Good. Yeah, 266 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 1: that was a warning shot. The next one goes in. 267 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 1: You all right, hand me the bag, same time, hand 268 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: me the bag. Police, you ain't going to hand me 269 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,280 Speaker 1: the bag. I didn't shot before. I don't want to 270 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 1: go through that. No, we can't do a damn thing together. 271 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 1: We can all coming up next. And if you tell 272 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 1: me he's gonna run that prank back right after this. 273 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:39,240 Speaker 1: You're listening to show our office. Question of the day, guys, 274 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: is who is the person in our studio who, no 275 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: matter how hard they try, they will never get fired? 276 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 1: All right? Do we have a co worker who says 277 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 1: things like I dare them to fire me? Why is 278 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaker 1: all this about me? I see it in life? Throw 279 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:04,600 Speaker 1: a rock, right? No, one to a pack? Right? Okay, 280 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:09,919 Speaker 1: keep going. The one that yes is the one you hit, 281 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,440 Speaker 1: and you hit me because I know this is about me. 282 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,800 Speaker 1: But go ahead, no, no, no no, go Finish question. I've 283 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,959 Speaker 1: never heard you say idea of them to fire me? Oh? 284 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: I have you have say that? Oh yeah, he's all right? 285 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: Yeah heard that? Oh yeah, I said I burn this 286 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: whole damn play. I don't already, y'all ain't gonna be 287 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:34,680 Speaker 1: no radiohead. Finish question? Well, is it is it fun? 288 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 1: I have to ask? Is it fun to work with 289 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: someone like that that you know that knows they can't 290 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,560 Speaker 1: get fired, or that their boss won't fire them, or 291 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 1: that in this case, since you think it's you, your 292 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,200 Speaker 1: uncle won't fire Oh he'll fire men, he'll do it. 293 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,240 Speaker 1: It's got to be drafting. I got to be the done. 294 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,680 Speaker 1: Something pretty damn car comy, you're still here? You should Yeah, 295 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 1: if that proves that he won't fire you, you're saying, well, 296 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 1: the only thing saving you as my sister. What have 297 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,639 Speaker 1: I done that's been so drastic that I should be 298 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 1: sipped away? Do you do you think you're an outstanding employee? 299 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 1: I wanted the greatest hit, he said confidence. You just 300 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: got back to work. You was off yesterday. You take 301 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 1: more damn vacation. You have more unexcused absence than anybody 302 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: on this show. You actually take off more time, Timmy, 303 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:30,920 Speaker 1: than anybody including me. Oh and you started out this way. 304 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: This didn't just happen. So we discussed this yesterday when 305 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,159 Speaker 1: you weren't here. You are the worst. I'm the worst? 306 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 1: What the worst? You the words? You want to start 307 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 1: there with the Okay, so I have I have a 308 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,679 Speaker 1: bit of an issue with that. Okay, there's that. Okay, 309 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 1: there's that because we speak on the radio, right, But 310 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,440 Speaker 1: I just try not to use things that have w 311 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: what when? When? It? When? Where? Stop? But Steve, seriously, 312 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,119 Speaker 1: so this kind of falls on you. Why haven't you 313 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:17,360 Speaker 1: fired him? Because well, what's gonna happen? Wait a minute, 314 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 1: I mean exploring thing happening to my sister. You can 315 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: believe for something fitting happening you? Wow? What do you? 316 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: What do you? Wait? A minute? Wait? Wait? Went on? Now? 317 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 1: Wait he got that w at that time? Didn't heat 318 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: when when something happened to my mama? I'm gone, like 319 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 1: damn need meting. It's tough newss dough. I like, for example, 320 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,560 Speaker 1: if my brother called me and said, brother, little brother, 321 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: you're sitting down, I gotta talk to you about something. 322 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 1: We had a big loss in this family. Say hold 323 00:23:54,560 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: on on second time? Okay, now Tommy, Tommy what? No? 324 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: What my ass? You five? Wait that's your first phone call. 325 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: But I can't wait to say that you can't wait 326 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,440 Speaker 1: to do this? So to me? Not that you know 327 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 1: that your uncle's only keeping you here employed because of 328 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: his I'm just not finding this out today. Call. So 329 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: are you gonna change your behavior in your ways? And 330 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:35,919 Speaker 1: like I got quicker way? What you got? What like 331 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 1: I got quicker way? I don't have quick I can't. 332 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: I have to admit I will miss that you will, Yeah, 333 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:57,960 Speaker 1: I will, Carla, I will. Oh wow, all right, So 334 00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,880 Speaker 1: tell me you should at least say you're gonna try 335 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 1: to and do better. Wait what if you get fired, 336 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,359 Speaker 1: you give other jobs. Not on the radio, he walking, no, 337 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,400 Speaker 1: but he'd be great down the zoo. What yeah, turtle back? 338 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,479 Speaker 1: You mean on that junior world famous turtle suck up. 339 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: I'm telling all y'all right now, when I leave here, 340 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 1: everybody leaving quick, I'm just putting it out there. Let 341 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 1: that go. Okay, well, let it go. But if I 342 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 1: was you, I digested thought it go stop it. Okay, 343 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 1: you still got your job? No, No, I got eight jobs. 344 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,879 Speaker 1: We know. We see you get cut from the radio. 345 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 1: You go, yeah, maybe yeah, if he cuts you from 346 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,880 Speaker 1: the radio, he'll hire you on TV because you don't 347 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,920 Speaker 1: have to speak. No, No, I won't. No, I won't 348 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: because then we are to look at it? Is that 349 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: why you haven't? No, we back to face your feet, 350 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: you know, last hour and they can take your a 351 00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,440 Speaker 1: glass on TV? Should they can take man? Then why 352 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 1: haven't all right, Well, you're here now. One of the 353 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 1: reasons I never wanted to tell you this because don't 354 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,440 Speaker 1: nobody want to tune into you every day? That's why 355 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,119 Speaker 1: you're not on TV? Because can nobody be turning your 356 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:34,640 Speaker 1: channel and do this and then that's too much? This 357 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: is what are you doing okay, this channel change, this 358 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:51,159 Speaker 1: channel changing, and that's what happens when they see Tommy 359 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,439 Speaker 1: on TV. This is me right here, this is very Stephen, 360 00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 1: you're this is me. This is okay. Pull up, Steve, 361 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:11,400 Speaker 1: all right, she's nice. We're gonna be nice and tell 362 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 1: me we're not laughing. All right, coming coming on somebody, 363 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: and now look at this. We have to go. Not 364 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 1: what they put on. We have to go. We'll have 365 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,040 Speaker 1: more of this ignorant show when we come back right 366 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:38,640 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, So Jay gotta ask you this 367 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 1: now as you age, you were thinking about the good 368 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: old days, right, okay, and what did you come up? 369 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,000 Speaker 1: We came up with uh and Steve and everybody else 370 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: can join in. It's just how what we had and 371 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,359 Speaker 1: what they got now. Millennials millennials, but they don't like 372 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 1: even like to be called millennials. They just they don't 373 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 1: like that then be called. I don't know what they 374 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: want to be called. I just want to be this 375 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,680 Speaker 1: one over there. Don't like it. Look at it. I 376 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:14,120 Speaker 1: don't like being For instance, they've got video games. They 377 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:21,679 Speaker 1: got him, what do we have? Palms? It just gets 378 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,399 Speaker 1: they got the micro wave oven. It's it's they use 379 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: it on. What do we have, Steve, to heat up food? 380 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: Damn easy baker or the oven damn light bumb No, 381 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:48,280 Speaker 1: how about that one? Yeah, my sister, my sister's daughter 382 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 1: had an easy bake oven on Christmas Day. We pulled 383 00:28:52,960 --> 00:29:02,000 Speaker 1: the cake battle. We didn't eat the cake to east 384 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 1: that damn cake. That's funny they got we had, They 385 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 1: got uber. Did we walk everywhere or what? Everywhere we walked? 386 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,640 Speaker 1: They that we had albums. Yeah, I was thinking of that. 387 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: Look how many ways we bought one song? We bought 388 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 1: it on albums? Eight track, problems, water five eights, real, 389 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: the real now they downloaded? Yeah, digital, that's it. They 390 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: got bottle of water. Bottle of water. If you wanted 391 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: water back in the day, how did you get water 392 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: outside the holes? Because I was afraid they're gonna make 393 00:29:51,120 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: me stay. I just stood dehydrated dragging out that water hole. 394 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 1: They got ice machines on the refrigerated. If you wanted 395 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 1: ice back in the day, Steve, how'd you get ice? 396 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 1: Get you made? You made it in the trade? Did 397 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: you make but six cubes at a time? Put the 398 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: little handle on it. Man, we didn't even have ice, 399 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 1: didn't have ice. We didn't, No, damn ice? How did 400 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 1: you make your drinks? Cold? Drinke was never cold? Who 401 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: had a cold drink? They are blown? That's who had 402 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: a cold drink? What I drink was a cold drink. 403 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: Set it outside for a while. Yeah, they got changed things. 404 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 1: They get punished, They get punished, time out. What what 405 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:05,000 Speaker 1: did we get? Steve got out? I'm telling you with 406 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,720 Speaker 1: what though? Anything ever? Anything? We got whipped till they 407 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 1: was just out of time. They had to be somewhere 408 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 1: else and they had us to go get it. Yeah 409 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 1: you ever had this? Right here, I'm gonna beat the 410 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:29,920 Speaker 1: black off white. Yeah. Man, they got Instagram? Now how 411 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: do we how do we develop pictures? Back? And then 412 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 1: you took a picture, You dropped it off at the 413 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:41,719 Speaker 1: little booth, and you waited a month booth drug stoke, Yeah, Walgreen, 414 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,800 Speaker 1: you waited a month. If you saw your picture, won 415 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 1: the whole month. And then I walked down and then 416 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:55,520 Speaker 1: the pictures wasn't ready. Yeah, the picture not ready yet. 417 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 1: It's not that yet. Come back the next week. It's 418 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 1: not ready yet. And you got you got the pictures 419 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:08,160 Speaker 1: and oh yeah remember we have that. Okay, you want 420 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: to go make another picture. It's not ready to come 421 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 1: back the next a week. Hey, it'sn't not ready. Who 422 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:22,600 Speaker 1: was that Jay? Oh the person in the booth? All right, 423 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 1: they got smartphones. Now, if you wanted to make a 424 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: call back in the day, you had a roll of quarters. 425 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 1: You stood by the pay phone. What what when I 426 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 1: when I would call Steve, Steve would call me and 427 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 1: he would call me and tell me he gonna be 428 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,640 Speaker 1: at such and such a number. He would drive to 429 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,360 Speaker 1: the next number and then call me from where I 430 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: would Now. But someplaces we would stay, the phones would 431 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 1: go off at nine o'clock. What. Yeah, they cut They 432 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:58,040 Speaker 1: had like a switchbook. It'd be off. Yeah, the phone 433 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,959 Speaker 1: just be all yeah, get him. Yeah, you can't call 434 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,600 Speaker 1: him to the next day. Oh you're talking about telephone. 435 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,720 Speaker 1: You're talking about the hotel the hotel room. Yeah, switchboard 436 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: off switch board, were switchboard switch board and nobody you 437 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,320 Speaker 1: can get the call, but ain't nobody connected. But what 438 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 1: happened in case for the emergency, what you didn't has 439 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 1: to not having a bigger Wow, it didn't happen to man. Man, 440 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 1: you do not have You better wait till morning. If 441 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,120 Speaker 1: you've had an emergency to keep it to yourself, don't 442 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: share it. And wow you're listening Morning show. All right, Steve, 443 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: we definitely need you for this. Uh, Junior and Tommy 444 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,560 Speaker 1: with right or wrong? Here we go. Uh, you be 445 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 1: the judge, Tommy. Yeah, okay, the first one is not 446 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,720 Speaker 1: for the Fellers, just just for the latest. Okay, start 447 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: off with y'all. Then I'm gonna migrate my move on 448 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,360 Speaker 1: over to to Stephen Junior. J Anyway, let me just 449 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:19,840 Speaker 1: talk to y'all about this. Hire. Listen if till Junior, 450 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: you don't say no, but listen, If a star phone 451 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:31,440 Speaker 1: company ship you something, yeah, it ain't gonna have nothing 452 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,319 Speaker 1: to secure you see what I'm saying. Yeah, see if 453 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: a star it's a star phone company. You see what 454 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:43,440 Speaker 1: I'm saying. So the star phone company not gonna have 455 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,960 Speaker 1: most stro phones to secure the star phone. You see 456 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: what I'm just do I make sense with y'all. Think 457 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,239 Speaker 1: about thing. Surely a star phone company they're sending you 458 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,319 Speaker 1: star phone, what do they secure that week? You see? 459 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make sense to me. Just I 460 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:26,560 Speaker 1: cannot with you. Look at juniors, look up. Okay, okay, okay, 461 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,720 Speaker 1: let me let me move, Let me move, to the feller. 462 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: Let me move to all right, go ahead. If you 463 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:38,840 Speaker 1: get the claps and it's spreads, tell him it's an applause. 464 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. On If you get the 465 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:56,399 Speaker 1: claps and it spreads, that's an applause. First of all, right, 466 00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:07,920 Speaker 1: there yet, leave me not with this stupidity going on. Yeah, yeah, 467 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,239 Speaker 1: we're going out together, y'all. That's to y'all wrong. If 468 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:19,239 Speaker 1: you give spreads, that's an applause. You come to I 469 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:25,360 Speaker 1: told I told her he making head her wants to 470 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,200 Speaker 1: become an applause. You ain't even got to go down 471 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:34,560 Speaker 1: to the doctor because he's too late. Then that is 472 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:39,360 Speaker 1: the most ignorant thing we've ever said on the show. 473 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 1: I gotta give me some mints, bring me to heel. 474 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:55,280 Speaker 1: You don't have a Christis and when you hit you 475 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,120 Speaker 1: you really be thinking about it. It makes your head explode. Now, 476 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,680 Speaker 1: coming up in tens, we'll do a little comedy roulette 477 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,400 Speaker 1: with Jay and the fellas. Right after this. You're listening 478 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,560 Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. Okay time now, Jay uh for 479 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,840 Speaker 1: this segment. It's called comedy roulette. Explain it quickly and 480 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,759 Speaker 1: let's get to it very simple. I love it. It's 481 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,400 Speaker 1: three of us with comedians. We're highly decorated. Take five subjects, 482 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 1: put them on the wheel, wedgetop. We'll do the damn thing. 483 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,439 Speaker 1: That's how good we are. Do it. Do it now? 484 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,279 Speaker 1: All right, let's go comedy roulette. Here we go with 485 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,759 Speaker 1: the subjects. Number one, people who have that stuff, you know, 486 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,799 Speaker 1: in the corner of their eye. Yeah, okay. Number two, 487 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:45,920 Speaker 1: babies that don't look like their dad. Wow, who's the father? 488 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:52,000 Speaker 1: Baby show? We had darkening him? Number three? Fat guys 489 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:59,720 Speaker 1: that won't button that middle button? Yeah okay. Number four, 490 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,479 Speaker 1: what's that thing on your lip right here? What is that? 491 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,360 Speaker 1: What is that? Number five? Just not not not not? 492 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,319 Speaker 1: All right? Come on, spend the wheel for its place. 493 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:26,000 Speaker 1: There you go. What's that thing in your corner your eyes? Stop? 494 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,080 Speaker 1: I think you wanted this one, Carla. Number three? Fat 495 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,520 Speaker 1: guys that one button back middle button? What is the 496 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,359 Speaker 1: deal with that? Let's go highly decorated comedians on this ship. 497 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,320 Speaker 1: What is the deal with that? It looked like a 498 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,640 Speaker 1: looking at you in the middle of that shit? Don't 499 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,319 Speaker 1: you feel that breeze on your good don't They don't 500 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,839 Speaker 1: do it, They don't button it, they don't button I'm 501 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,280 Speaker 1: gonna tell you people who don't button that middle button. 502 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: I've seen it so many attack. But the deacon who 503 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,840 Speaker 1: handled devotion on Sunday morning standing in front of everybody 504 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,560 Speaker 1: asking us, we's time to start and come to the Lord. 505 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,240 Speaker 1: Come to conclusion about this button. You can't. You can't 506 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,640 Speaker 1: focus on that. I can't see the words to the hymn. 507 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,400 Speaker 1: Just y'all, y'all don't understand what y'all are looking at 508 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,920 Speaker 1: it the wrong way. That is not a button. That 509 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:29,040 Speaker 1: is a pressure van. You have got to get a 510 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:35,360 Speaker 1: release of some of this. He can't breathe, he can't. 511 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,279 Speaker 1: If that you close that button, he gonna get a 512 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 1: shot shot breath. They don't do it. That's a pressure val. 513 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,799 Speaker 1: You might be raised. Believe when they button it, you 514 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,200 Speaker 1: can see the button. It's almost if the button has 515 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,080 Speaker 1: a face and it's holding two peeces of cloth together 516 00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:02,080 Speaker 1: and it's saying, please help me, I'm doing THEA can 517 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,759 Speaker 1: the whole is good that I know another person that 518 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,800 Speaker 1: I've seen with this this button unbuttoned. But the lead 519 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,080 Speaker 1: singer at every hole in the wall when I'm sitting 520 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:19,120 Speaker 1: that they singing all day hits, but they be moving 521 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,600 Speaker 1: and so the the open part be shifted. I didn't 522 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:30,120 Speaker 1: see it. I didn't seen chips now and that that 523 00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,360 Speaker 1: button saying the same thing, But you didn't seen everything 524 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:38,160 Speaker 1: up out of that shirt. See it once again, you'll 525 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:43,040 Speaker 1: keep looking at it as a button. That button is 526 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:49,239 Speaker 1: actually a hidden whippon. See if he get tired and 527 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,680 Speaker 1: you're talking or tired and you're looking at him again 528 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,920 Speaker 1: or saying something he don't agree with, he can button 529 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:07,319 Speaker 1: it and hen put your eye out with it. Dad, ain't. Yeah, 530 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,840 Speaker 1: it's not so bad that it's open. It's really sad 531 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,640 Speaker 1: when the shirt starts to come up just a little 532 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:23,160 Speaker 1: bit and you see full good like straight across, just straight, straight, straight, 533 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:27,560 Speaker 1: good all the way acro all the way across. Once again, 534 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,839 Speaker 1: y'all keep looking at it the roll way. That ain't 535 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,680 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen for fat people. That's actually a EVI 536 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:48,160 Speaker 1: keep cool, keep cool out so he don't overheat and explode. 537 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:53,239 Speaker 1: I can't button it, all right. Coming up at the 538 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,720 Speaker 1: top of the hour, right after write about four minutes 539 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,680 Speaker 1: after today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy, with 540 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:04,399 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. You're listening to Steve Show, all right, guys, 541 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,880 Speaker 1: let's get excited because you know what the two thousand 542 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 1: nineteen Steve Harvey saying, and Soul Festival is going down. 543 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:25,000 Speaker 1: Where is hot hot Yes? October ten over the hot 544 00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:29,960 Speaker 1: booty cock, Yes, October tenth through the fourteenth All star 545 00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:37,319 Speaker 1: line up. Anthony Hamilton, Doug eat fresh free. What y'all 546 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,920 Speaker 1: got to get out of here? Man? We have such 547 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,759 Speaker 1: a good time last time, man, Look ask anybody that went. 548 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,120 Speaker 1: It was just the bomb time. Y'all got to get 549 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,040 Speaker 1: out here to saying the soul man, have a good time. Win. 550 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,160 Speaker 1: I got one master class. I'm gonna give y'all if 551 00:42:52,200 --> 00:43:02,200 Speaker 1: you won't it, no pressure, husty man. After that, After that, 552 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,760 Speaker 1: let's go get it done. Tell ja about the pizza speed, 553 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,839 Speaker 1: Oh you didn't have it. No, I didn't get the peach. 554 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,640 Speaker 1: But oh man, that's all we ate, Jay, Tell him, Carla, 555 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: that's all we ate every every day. So once you 556 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,319 Speaker 1: get there, you put your watted up. Is that right? Yeah? 557 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,040 Speaker 1: You'll need no money because it's all. Everything's included, Jay. 558 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,799 Speaker 1: All you can eat and drink for free. Twenty four 559 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,719 Speaker 1: hour room service, limitless resort credits, twenty four hour casino 560 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: on property that's why you will see me. I'm either 561 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:40,120 Speaker 1: the major, most major contributor, or winner. Steve Harvey standin 562 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,520 Speaker 1: sool dot com is where you go for tickets, or 563 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,680 Speaker 1: you can call eight hundred six eight four twenty eight 564 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,959 Speaker 1: twenty five. Coming up at the top of the hour 565 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,319 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But 566 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,920 Speaker 1: up next, Nephew Tommy is here with the prank phone 567 00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,360 Speaker 1: call of the day. What you got next? Its a 568 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:08,760 Speaker 1: wish ministry. Make a wish ministry, run it New Baptist. 569 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 1: This is Terrence Man. Help you please, Brother Terence. Yeah, 570 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,800 Speaker 1: how you doing? I got your your number? You with 571 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 1: the over the church. You went to make a wish ministry? Yes, 572 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,320 Speaker 1: I am I gonna help you. Well listen, I'm I'm 573 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:28,600 Speaker 1: I'm actually uh, I'm I'm terminally ill, brother, brother Terrence, 574 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,279 Speaker 1: And I don't you know as far as what the 575 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,680 Speaker 1: doctors tell me, it could be six months or another year. 576 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:42,279 Speaker 1: But I know my time here is definitely limited. You know. Well, 577 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, but we're definitely here to 578 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,200 Speaker 1: help you out with whatever you need or whatever we 579 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 1: can help you with. So what can we do for you? Well, 580 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,560 Speaker 1: you know, I truly believe that. Sometimes people have you know, 581 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,279 Speaker 1: I've seen one of the old movies they got with 582 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,520 Speaker 1: it got a bucket list or whatever they called it. 583 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,600 Speaker 1: You know, people trying to do things before they leave here. 584 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,279 Speaker 1: I guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out 585 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,200 Speaker 1: what I could do and what I wanted to do 586 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,000 Speaker 1: before I left this world and went on to what 587 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,360 Speaker 1: he has for me next. You know, I don't believe 588 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,919 Speaker 1: in doing anything unless it's prayed on first. Oh yeah, 589 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,680 Speaker 1: if you don't mind, maybe you can. You know, before 590 00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,920 Speaker 1: I can tell you my wish, we prayed that the 591 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,760 Speaker 1: wish would come true. You you you're not doing anything 592 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,040 Speaker 1: like that. Oh no, I don't mind praying. That's what 593 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,239 Speaker 1: we're here for. Now, your head with him, Yes, yr, sir? 594 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,000 Speaker 1: Is your head by? Yes, sir, your sir here, Oh 595 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,839 Speaker 1: the God, we come to you in the armless way. 596 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,759 Speaker 1: We know how Lord, we ask you to touch this 597 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,399 Speaker 1: young man and every which way he heard, and then 598 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,520 Speaker 1: we ask you to deliver him for whatever is going 599 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,880 Speaker 1: on with him, and let him know that we the 600 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,040 Speaker 1: church is here to help him with whatever his needs 601 00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,719 Speaker 1: is in his last days. And Jesus's name, I pray 602 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: say amen, with member's gonna do it here? Now you 603 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,880 Speaker 1: a member of the church here of New Well, I 604 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,920 Speaker 1: was a member. I still consider myself a member. It's 605 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,759 Speaker 1: just been quite sometimes, probably over a year and a half, 606 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,000 Speaker 1: two years, as I've been able to come, you know, 607 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:23,359 Speaker 1: through to my my illness. But definitely I will remember that. Well, 608 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,640 Speaker 1: that's all right. We're not worried about all that. We 609 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,600 Speaker 1: just here to take care of your last and final wish. 610 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,600 Speaker 1: That's what our ministry is for. You know. We helped 611 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,360 Speaker 1: people with with with anything they need, you know, like that, 612 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,080 Speaker 1: what what all I mean when when people call them, 613 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,600 Speaker 1: won't sing what all of you you are? What all 614 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,799 Speaker 1: of y'all helped them with? Well, we've helped them with 615 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:50,200 Speaker 1: their rent, uh, take them to the store, help them 616 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,000 Speaker 1: with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass, 617 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,840 Speaker 1: anything like that they just can't do. Take them to 618 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,000 Speaker 1: the doctor's appointment. Anything we'd like to help them with. 619 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,399 Speaker 1: We do exactly clear that. Okay, Well, I pretty much 620 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,479 Speaker 1: got those things taken care of. I think what I'd 621 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,279 Speaker 1: like to do between you and and and myself, by 622 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,560 Speaker 1: the hand. And I've never told anyone what I'm about 623 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,840 Speaker 1: to tell you. I've never been with a with with 624 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:22,400 Speaker 1: a woman too. I'm you know, I'm thirty eight, but 625 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,680 Speaker 1: I've never been with a woman. Well, I guess that 626 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,879 Speaker 1: might be a blessing. You might you might be there. 627 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,960 Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Well, you know, but sometimes you know, 628 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,600 Speaker 1: I give before I leave. I guess that's a desire 629 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,720 Speaker 1: that I have. And and and uh, what I wanted 630 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,879 Speaker 1: to ask you was there is a lady there at 631 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:47,000 Speaker 1: the church and before I leave, I think that's the 632 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,960 Speaker 1: woman that I would actually like to to be with. Well, 633 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,760 Speaker 1: I don't know if make or Wish ministry can support 634 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,160 Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, but uh, go ahead, let me hear. Okay, 635 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:02,760 Speaker 1: the lady that i'm at interested in that actually? Uh 636 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,439 Speaker 1: how she works at the church too, Well, I see 637 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,080 Speaker 1: she's done him a tall when she's about five nine, 638 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,400 Speaker 1: and she's probably about a size eight, beautiful long leagues 639 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,560 Speaker 1: man and and and sandy type of half sandy color 640 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,280 Speaker 1: for Sandy brown man. And I mean she looked like Calman. 641 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,920 Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, what's her name? I think her 642 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,160 Speaker 1: name Linda? Now hold on, that's my wife? What you mean? 643 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,560 Speaker 1: Go ahead and see wait wait wait wait wait wait 644 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,960 Speaker 1: wait Linda your wife? Yeah, that's my wife. You Sorrence, 645 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,160 Speaker 1: what do you mean? Listen, y'all are a ministry now now, 646 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,040 Speaker 1: if y'all supposed to be taking care of people on 647 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,239 Speaker 1: make a wish and and taking care of what they 648 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,120 Speaker 1: want before they leave this world, if that's my wish, 649 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,960 Speaker 1: what is the problem? Listen here? You didn't cross every 650 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,640 Speaker 1: line there was about this man, so I don't give 651 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,000 Speaker 1: a damn about it. I'm you're talking about sleeping with 652 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,000 Speaker 1: my If I see, I'm gonna do something to you. 653 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,600 Speaker 1: They ain't gonna even be able to recognize you. So 654 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: with the you talking about missing with my wife, son 655 00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,920 Speaker 1: of them, I called Miss Linda myself and see it, 656 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 1: you know our problem with helping me make my wish 657 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,200 Speaker 1: come true? Go right ahead and calling you won't call 658 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,399 Speaker 1: nobody else. That would be the least call you make. 659 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,719 Speaker 1: I thought y'all were here to relieve people so they 660 00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,480 Speaker 1: can enjoy themselves before they leave this world. You talk 661 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,120 Speaker 1: about sleeping with my wife? Are you crazy? But but 662 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,680 Speaker 1: if I'm being to leave here, ain't nobody gonna know. 663 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,839 Speaker 1: But you want hunt, I don't care if you die. 664 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,160 Speaker 1: I don't care. You ain't sleeping with my wife and 665 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,640 Speaker 1: your food with her you probably gonna go ahead and 666 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,480 Speaker 1: die quicker than you need to. I thought this was 667 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,399 Speaker 1: a ministry. I don't feel you now you won't. They're 668 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,240 Speaker 1: telling me about daring. Y'all supposed to be a ministry 669 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,640 Speaker 1: to help people before they leave a word of what 670 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,120 Speaker 1: it is. But you talk about sleeping with my wife. 671 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,400 Speaker 1: You got an illness, but something must be wrong with 672 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,240 Speaker 1: your brain talking about missing with man wife. Ain't nobody 673 00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,880 Speaker 1: don't even know? I've think what your wife wants. Some 674 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,680 Speaker 1: gonna there ain't gonna people the tour, y'all. At least 675 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,960 Speaker 1: you would have helped me before. I know. I can't 676 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,080 Speaker 1: help you with nothing. And let me tell you something. 677 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,640 Speaker 1: I'm not the preacher, I'm not the past, I'm not 678 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,239 Speaker 1: the deacon, I'm not none of them. But if you 679 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,480 Speaker 1: mentioned my wife, you're gonna know who I am. I'm 680 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,040 Speaker 1: gonna be the undertaker. Do you understand? I don't hear 681 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,960 Speaker 1: what you saying. But I got one more thing I 682 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,799 Speaker 1: need to tell you about who I ain't who asked you? 683 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,680 Speaker 1: Isn't it to go ahead? Let me hear. This is 684 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:30,600 Speaker 1: nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife, y'all 685 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:36,560 Speaker 1: me the phrase sho, y'all tell me the place you 686 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,680 Speaker 1: ya ain't recording this is man, It's recorded every last 687 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:51,560 Speaker 1: bit of hammer Lass ain't gonna hear this is Oh God, 688 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,920 Speaker 1: I got one more thing. What is the baddest and 689 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,520 Speaker 1: I mean the radio show in the land, Steve Harvey 690 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:05,120 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Anybody want to make a wish? Yeah, I 691 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,560 Speaker 1: wish you didn't do that pranks she was still playing. 692 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 1: I wish you would have a long life, but I 693 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:22,920 Speaker 1: don't think that's gonna happen. Broad daylight. You're listening to 694 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,359 Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. Time for the letter. Now listen if 695 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,000 Speaker 1: you want some advice. If you want some advice some relationships, 696 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,400 Speaker 1: on work, on parenting, on sex, on on other stuff dating, 697 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,880 Speaker 1: submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com 698 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,840 Speaker 1: and click submit strawberry letter. All right, buckle up and 699 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,839 Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you himotes Strawberry 700 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,880 Speaker 1: letter subject, my husband is not handling his business. Hi, 701 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,600 Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I really need your advice. I'm a thirty 702 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,480 Speaker 1: two year old woman and my husband is thirty seven. 703 00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,080 Speaker 1: When we first got married, our sex life was amazing. 704 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:06,200 Speaker 1: About three years into our marriage, intimacy became an issue. 705 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,799 Speaker 1: My husband started making excuses for not wanting to do it. 706 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,160 Speaker 1: He never wanted to have sex anymore. When we did 707 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,160 Speaker 1: do it, he would just lie there like he forgot 708 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,640 Speaker 1: what to do. So I came out of my comfort 709 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,080 Speaker 1: zone to try to get him excited. I would turn 710 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,520 Speaker 1: on porn, talk dirty to him, go to bed naked, 711 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:30,360 Speaker 1: get my hair done regularly, and even dress sexy. Nothing worked. 712 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,959 Speaker 1: After a while, I started to feel unattractive and unwanted. 713 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,680 Speaker 1: I questioned his commitment to me and our relationship, and 714 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,759 Speaker 1: he swore to me that he still loved me and 715 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,640 Speaker 1: that he didn't think we had a problem with our 716 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,719 Speaker 1: sex life. I suspected that he was cheating, and I 717 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:50,120 Speaker 1: snooped through his things, but I never found anything. So 718 00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,879 Speaker 1: I started planning to have an affair with a guy 719 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,160 Speaker 1: that I worked with. I started staying out and entertaining 720 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,719 Speaker 1: this man at his house, but that didn't work out 721 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,080 Speaker 1: for me, so I did that fling. My husband could 722 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,120 Speaker 1: feel that something wasn't right, so when I stopped coming 723 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:08,440 Speaker 1: in late, he changed. He was all over me and 724 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,080 Speaker 1: we were having lots of sex and everything was great. 725 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:16,120 Speaker 1: Then about seven months ago, we fell into another dry spell. 726 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,640 Speaker 1: I can't take this anymore. I'm only thirty two years 727 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,880 Speaker 1: old and my husband is not handling his business in 728 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,000 Speaker 1: the bedroom. I'm screaming on the inside. What's a woman 729 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,160 Speaker 1: to do? Please help? Well, it sounds like you've done 730 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,160 Speaker 1: pretty much everything you know to get it going on 731 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:37,160 Speaker 1: in your marriage and in the bedroom. But really, I 732 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,399 Speaker 1: got nothing here. Either he's no longer attracted to you 733 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,880 Speaker 1: in that way, yeah, I know you are, darling. Okay. 734 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,239 Speaker 1: Either he's no longer attracted to you, like I said, 735 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,960 Speaker 1: he's no longer interested in being married or being married 736 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,839 Speaker 1: to you, or he has some sort of medical or 737 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,440 Speaker 1: mental issue going on, or maybe he's bisexual or gay, 738 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,920 Speaker 1: or maybe he's just playing, or maybe I don't know, 739 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,799 Speaker 1: maybe he's just not into you anymore, like the book 740 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,000 Speaker 1: and the movie said. Yeah, I got nothing, that's it. 741 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,279 Speaker 1: That's what I left the dead. No, I'm intern them gay. 742 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,080 Speaker 1: I'm just throwing it out there. You never know, he's 743 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:22,040 Speaker 1: not he's not interested. Go ahead, Steve, all right, here's 744 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:27,399 Speaker 1: a deal. Classroom is in session, man, have you undivided attention? Yes, sir, Hey, 745 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,200 Speaker 1: don't just poop poo my answer like that you poopooed it. 746 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:38,239 Speaker 1: I'm talking to Steve. Now, the way you said it, 747 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:47,400 Speaker 1: I took offense to that. And that's okay, isn't it? Hello? Class, 748 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:55,040 Speaker 1: I just said class is in session. Poo, dismiss it. Okay, 749 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,120 Speaker 1: it was good stuff in there. I want to say 750 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,120 Speaker 1: it wasn't. Yeah, I can, Yes, she doesn't feel comfortable. 751 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,680 Speaker 1: Way to go here, Stay, I'm good, I'm good. Tell 752 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:16,320 Speaker 1: me quit being an insta. My husband is not handling 753 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:21,640 Speaker 1: his business. She thirty two, he thirty seven. They first 754 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,200 Speaker 1: got married, they was having sex all the time, everywhere. 755 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,440 Speaker 1: About three years into the marriage, intimacy became an issue. 756 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,479 Speaker 1: My husband started making excuses for not wanting to do it. 757 00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,600 Speaker 1: He never wanted to have sex anymore. And when we 758 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 1: do do it, he would just lie there like he 759 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:41,799 Speaker 1: forgot what to do. Look, let's just get to this letter, 760 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:47,759 Speaker 1: because I already know it's one of three things and 761 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,000 Speaker 1: that's all it is. But since you want to go 762 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,600 Speaker 1: down the letter, no, no, let me. I'll tell you what. 763 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out of order. Here is the one 764 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,840 Speaker 1: of two things that's wrong, But there is also a 765 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,640 Speaker 1: third thing. I'm gonna say that for last. That could 766 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:11,080 Speaker 1: be number one, a financial issue. How is your man 767 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,680 Speaker 1: doing in terms of where he wants to be in life. 768 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,040 Speaker 1: Is he where he wants to be? Does he feel 769 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,759 Speaker 1: like he could do more? Is he behind the eight ball? 770 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,319 Speaker 1: Is he playing catch up? Because when we are not 771 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,880 Speaker 1: financially secure and we an't got our money together, and 772 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,920 Speaker 1: why are we gonna make it to take care of everybody? 773 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,600 Speaker 1: It throws us into something. Women have a biological clock 774 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,239 Speaker 1: that ticks. Men have a financial clock that ticks. His 775 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,520 Speaker 1: financial clock alarm could have gone off. That's one reason 776 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,880 Speaker 1: it could be purely financial. Then bills, the burden of 777 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,279 Speaker 1: having to take care of everybody. How much he making, 778 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,600 Speaker 1: how much you get to keep? Can he go play golf? 779 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,560 Speaker 1: Can he buy a pair of shoes? Do you have 780 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,560 Speaker 1: everything you want? What is it? What is it? What 781 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,239 Speaker 1: is it? It could be financial. Second reason it could 782 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,600 Speaker 1: be a physical problem. Impetucy in men is a big thing. 783 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,440 Speaker 1: All you gotta do is watch TV. They got a 784 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:11,120 Speaker 1: commercial on every five minutes. GNC got testosterone, got big 785 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,319 Speaker 1: Frank Thomas in there, Toma, I'll take these testosterone, Tell 786 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,480 Speaker 1: I'm back. I should wish my husband take well, get 787 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:21,080 Speaker 1: him something. Then they got the Viagra commercial. Dude, and 788 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,480 Speaker 1: they got a one hundred milligram pack just stuck in 789 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,000 Speaker 1: his luggage where you ain't got a catahole bottom, and 790 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,600 Speaker 1: they got this luggage open. Why he got this pack 791 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,520 Speaker 1: of viagral laying out in the opening, this damn luggage, 792 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,240 Speaker 1: and somebody could take your piel. Now you're weak in 793 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,919 Speaker 1: this shot. See Alis got them two white people hold 794 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,480 Speaker 1: their hands in the bathtub, where as you at where 795 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,960 Speaker 1: you got two separate bathtubs sitting next to each other 796 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:48,720 Speaker 1: on the mountain. Yeah, nice commercial, ain't true, see alis 797 00:57:49,200 --> 00:58:02,640 Speaker 1: viagral testosterone alpha male extends. Now that could be his problem. 798 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,000 Speaker 1: I think the problem is deeper than that. When we 799 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:09,000 Speaker 1: come back, I'm gonna tell you the third reason that 800 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,880 Speaker 1: you might have to look at you. All right, we'll 801 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,120 Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty 802 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:20,840 Speaker 1: three after the hour you're listening to show. All right, 803 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,080 Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's go with part two of your 804 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,680 Speaker 1: response to today's Strawberry letter. My husband is not handling 805 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:33,360 Speaker 1: his business. Well he ain't. He ain't handling thirty two 806 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,200 Speaker 1: thirty y'all's first start having sex. It was amazing. Now 807 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,640 Speaker 1: three years in, y'all hit something wrong and you don't 808 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,520 Speaker 1: know what it is nil when you do have sex 809 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,280 Speaker 1: with him. He laying there like he didn't forgot what 810 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,720 Speaker 1: to do, lack of interest. Something is on his mind. 811 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,960 Speaker 1: One of two things I told you. But it's a 812 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,640 Speaker 1: third thing too, and it's in your letter. I just 813 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,800 Speaker 1: wanted to point it out. It could be financial. The 814 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,400 Speaker 1: man ain't where he wanted to be when we got 815 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,080 Speaker 1: financial wolds and where his owners man. It changes as 816 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,920 Speaker 1: sexual apple type diminishes a bit because we're trying to 817 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,520 Speaker 1: figure out how to get this thing together. It could 818 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,760 Speaker 1: be financial. Financial clock is ticking. Second reason, here's the 819 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,919 Speaker 1: other reason. It could be a physical problem. You see 820 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:16,120 Speaker 1: the commercials on T five Viagra got new package. You 821 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,760 Speaker 1: can buy one hundred milligrams the weekend package. Put one 822 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,720 Speaker 1: in your luggage. But now he got it right up 823 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,200 Speaker 1: under the fishnet on his luggage so the TSA man 824 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,600 Speaker 1: can see it unzipped, act like he's searching. Now he 825 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:31,840 Speaker 1: got his viagra. Now your whole weekend shot. See alysis 826 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,760 Speaker 1: got commercials. There's an alarming note on one of the commercials, 827 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,200 Speaker 1: just just a side note. You have an erection lasted 828 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,680 Speaker 1: more than four hours, Call your doctor. Why would I 829 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:47,400 Speaker 1: do that? Why would I call anybody. That's a long time. 830 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,200 Speaker 1: Four hours. But I'm not calling nobody. What are you doing? 831 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:59,520 Speaker 1: I'm taking time coded selfish. I'm gonna record this from 832 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:05,040 Speaker 1: every angle that's one hour, steal him an hour. You 833 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:09,000 Speaker 1: get an hour, you boy, that you're doing something two hours. 834 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,440 Speaker 1: I got to send this to somebody too much. Okay, 835 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,680 Speaker 1: So there we have it. Now here's the third reason, 836 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,200 Speaker 1: young lady, that you might have to look at. And 837 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,120 Speaker 1: I discovered it in your in your letter, you say 838 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,440 Speaker 1: when when we do do it, he would just lie 839 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:28,320 Speaker 1: to and act like he forgot. Ah, here we go. 840 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:33,240 Speaker 1: So I got. I came out of my comfort zone 841 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,640 Speaker 1: to try to get him excited. So now you didn't 842 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:41,000 Speaker 1: come out your comfort zone to get him excited. I 843 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:46,640 Speaker 1: would turn on pawn talk Daddy to him, go to 844 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:52,760 Speaker 1: bed naked, get my hair done regularly, and even dress sexy. 845 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,200 Speaker 1: Nothing work, oh chase, So let's pump the brake. So 846 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,680 Speaker 1: until you before all this was happening, what were you doing. 847 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,560 Speaker 1: Wasn't no talking dirty? You ain't never go to bed naked? 848 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,280 Speaker 1: What was your hair looking like? For? You started getting 849 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:14,240 Speaker 1: it done regularly? Really, and you even started dressing sexy. 850 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 1: So when you were Jane Halfaway voted started, No, I'm asking. 851 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,240 Speaker 1: I'm not making about her, but I want her to 852 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:28,720 Speaker 1: see could he have become bored because you stopped caring 853 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,240 Speaker 1: for yourself. I'm just asking. I don't know that. I'm 854 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,920 Speaker 1: just giving you the three things to financial reason his 855 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,640 Speaker 1: physical medical problem? Or is it you something you've done. 856 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,840 Speaker 1: Then after a while I started feeling unattracted, so you're 857 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,920 Speaker 1: gonna take your little fast tail down here, And started 858 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,840 Speaker 1: having a fan with that man down at the job. 859 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,320 Speaker 1: And then, as you so eloquently put it, I started 860 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,480 Speaker 1: staying out and entertaining this man at his house. Oh 861 01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:02,120 Speaker 1: you entertaining? Now? Oh well, so what are you doing now? 862 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,200 Speaker 1: Are you thirty two? Now you're entertaining? What? He got 863 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,360 Speaker 1: a pole in the house? What? What? What's happening? What 864 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,200 Speaker 1: you what you're doing at his house? That's so damned entertaining. 865 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,000 Speaker 1: See you didn't want to write it in your ladder, 866 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,640 Speaker 1: but you started having sex with this man, that's what 867 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,960 Speaker 1: you did. So that didn't work out for me, so 868 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,320 Speaker 1: I ended the fleet. My husband could feel that something 869 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,360 Speaker 1: wasn't right. So when I stopped coming in late, he changed. 870 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,960 Speaker 1: He was all over me because he missed you see, 871 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,120 Speaker 1: you were let the other man's house doing all entertaining. 872 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,720 Speaker 1: He missed you, so he had a chance to miss you. 873 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:43,200 Speaker 1: Maybe y'all need to have some date nights and create 874 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,840 Speaker 1: the miss you part of it. Then you need to 875 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,440 Speaker 1: come in here and do all this entertaining. You were 876 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:52,800 Speaker 1: doing a cross town hello Hello, Maybe you need to 877 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,640 Speaker 1: come out your comforts. So I don't know what it is. 878 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,880 Speaker 1: I can't tell you what it is, but it's one 879 01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:00,240 Speaker 1: of them three things. It's either a financial problem him 880 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,440 Speaker 1: he having he got a physical problem, and he needed 881 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,320 Speaker 1: to look at somebody. Commercials. Get down there to see 882 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:09,280 Speaker 1: a damn doctor. It's you. What is you wearing over there? 883 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,760 Speaker 1: Why are you entertaining? Bring all the monkey costumes to 884 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,640 Speaker 1: the house, sirk us out fish. We ain't seen none 885 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,919 Speaker 1: of that, yo, your French nurse over that. You got 886 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:25,120 Speaker 1: feather dust whips high here, shoot paddle leather boots, You 887 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,480 Speaker 1: got pennies with openings on them. Whats all listening, mahud. 888 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,160 Speaker 1: Then about seven months ago we fell into another dry spell. 889 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,480 Speaker 1: I can't take this anymore. I'm only thirty two. If 890 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,760 Speaker 1: my husband's not handling his business in the bedroom, I'm 891 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:46,280 Speaker 1: screaming on the inside. What's a woman to do? Please help. 892 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all do when y'all scream on 893 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,080 Speaker 1: the inside. I know what we do when we scream 894 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:56,320 Speaker 1: on this side. We started Holland. Now we started some 895 01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:06,520 Speaker 1: Holland somewhere. Okay, yeah, kind of let them know. Okay, 896 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:11,320 Speaker 1: Well update them. Uh huh. That's a great bit of information. Yeah, glad, 897 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:16,640 Speaker 1: glad you're here. M Well, all right, Steve, we gotta 898 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,440 Speaker 1: get out of here. This is a good letter. You 899 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,040 Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's 900 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:26,960 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at my girls, Shirley. All right, you're listening, 901 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,040 Speaker 1: all right, Uncle Eneff are here. You know. It's Memorial 902 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:35,160 Speaker 1: Day weekend this coming weekend, R three day. Yes, yes, 903 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,320 Speaker 1: so lovely. So you guys, you UNC and NEF have 904 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:44,280 Speaker 1: some grilling tips for some rules and all of that. Yeah, 905 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:49,160 Speaker 1: let's get started. What you got. Do you clean your grill? Oh? 906 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,840 Speaker 1: Not that much. I really just I really just brush 907 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:57,360 Speaker 1: off the residue from the last time fall into the flame. Yeah, 908 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,520 Speaker 1: but I don't clean the grill completely. You don clean 909 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,640 Speaker 1: He hit on that, he hit it. I'll put I 910 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:09,240 Speaker 1: put that grill over that fire. Five kill all germ 911 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,120 Speaker 1: and you just scrub it off, but it leaves. I'll 912 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,440 Speaker 1: take my steel brushing it clean it. But I want 913 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,480 Speaker 1: that season in anyhow you do. Now, walk me through this. 914 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:24,920 Speaker 1: Walk me through marinadeing a slab of reel. Now, marinading 915 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,600 Speaker 1: a slab of reel for me is very simple because 916 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:32,520 Speaker 1: you can do it overnight. But it's not necessary. I 917 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,960 Speaker 1: do like a thirty five forty five hour long process. 918 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,840 Speaker 1: But first thing I do. I go down to Walmart 919 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,080 Speaker 1: and it got this thing that can peel the skin 920 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:46,960 Speaker 1: off the back of the rims. First day, the little 921 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,760 Speaker 1: that little thin layer skin that that's real chewy. I 922 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:55,840 Speaker 1: takes that off. See, I peel that off. Keep going. 923 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,320 Speaker 1: I'm listening because this is how you really get your 924 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,160 Speaker 1: meat to taste right. You take that then off that's 925 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:07,480 Speaker 1: on the bone side of the reels first time to 926 01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:14,680 Speaker 1: get that feel like yeah, and you should be no note, 927 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:22,920 Speaker 1: come on cooking. I only use a dry rub, that's 928 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,600 Speaker 1: all I use. Okay, and I have a special dry 929 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,680 Speaker 1: rub that I use. All right, so you put that on? 930 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,720 Speaker 1: How long you just let that? Now? First? I got 931 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:37,360 Speaker 1: my fire outside going right, But I prefer the big 932 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,880 Speaker 1: green egg that's what I got. That's the best way. 933 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,800 Speaker 1: Then once I get that cold down there, I pull 934 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,360 Speaker 1: them to three quarters side of the grill because I 935 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,680 Speaker 1: got the big one, and I leave a fourth for 936 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,800 Speaker 1: the grill with no cold under it. I pull all 937 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,200 Speaker 1: the cold forward, so I'm only on three fourth of 938 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,960 Speaker 1: the grill. That in case my meat get to go 939 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,800 Speaker 1: on a little hot. I got a little cools by 940 01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:03,640 Speaker 1: pushed the meat to keep it from direct heat cooking. 941 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,000 Speaker 1: Then when I shut the lid down, I monitored the 942 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:11,320 Speaker 1: dampers and the drafts on it to keep it around 943 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,920 Speaker 1: two seventy five, two fifty. That's good cooking tempt right now, 944 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:18,560 Speaker 1: two fifty two seventy you want, We'll come right back 945 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,480 Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. 946 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:31,400 Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, all right, barbecue rule. Now, 947 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:35,240 Speaker 1: I rub my meat with this dry rub. I take 948 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,800 Speaker 1: it out there and I set it on the grill 949 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:45,360 Speaker 1: reub side down, up side down at two seventy five, 950 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:52,760 Speaker 1: and I shut it. Okay, fifty five minutes later, come on, 951 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:56,600 Speaker 1: I opened the lid and you can start eating baby bags. 952 01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:01,760 Speaker 1: That yes, sir, do you ever read yours? And four? No? 953 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,640 Speaker 1: I do not. Okay, you've seen that process though, right, 954 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,360 Speaker 1: I've seen it's nothing wrong with it. You put them 955 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,560 Speaker 1: on five, you can put them on about forty five, 956 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,920 Speaker 1: what about thirty minutes and then take them off, wrap them, 957 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,960 Speaker 1: put them back on and let them cook the rest 958 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,559 Speaker 1: of the way in the fall. Yeah. See, I don't 959 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:20,400 Speaker 1: wrap my meat. Well, is there a problem with wrapping 960 01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:25,800 Speaker 1: your bead? I mean sounds I'm just saying it ain't 961 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:34,920 Speaker 1: you something, but it's not the same. Come on, I 962 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:46,360 Speaker 1: felt like I house going the wrong when I but 963 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:50,360 Speaker 1: fifty five to fifty seven minutes on one side. I 964 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:54,679 Speaker 1: never flipped the meat right, really, I never flip it 965 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,240 Speaker 1: because what happens is when you cook it just bones 966 01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:00,559 Speaker 1: side down and you know, ain't no meat on the 967 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,599 Speaker 1: bone side of the real seat. But what it does 968 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:07,040 Speaker 1: is it seals it real nice and it keeps the 969 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:09,519 Speaker 1: meat real juicy because you put a seer on the 970 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,719 Speaker 1: bone side and then the smoke and my wood chips 971 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,519 Speaker 1: cooked the meat on the top. So why do people 972 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,639 Speaker 1: flip their meat? I mean I feel that. I mean 973 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,000 Speaker 1: my brother flip is me and my daddy flipps. I 974 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:25,760 Speaker 1: just don't. I just don't because it's not necessary, and 975 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,200 Speaker 1: you get up, you get a real tender piece of 976 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:33,520 Speaker 1: baby back. I do this now, I'm trying to man. 977 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,680 Speaker 1: He could ask anybody that didn't have my ribs. Now 978 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,800 Speaker 1: here's what a lot of people don't perfect because now 979 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,240 Speaker 1: you did turn me on the something that was good, 980 01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,040 Speaker 1: that lump cold. I never knew nothing about that. That's 981 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,600 Speaker 1: the only thing I mess with. That's that's uh, what's that? 982 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:52,400 Speaker 1: That's that's like wood that's already been burnt before. Yeah, 983 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:57,519 Speaker 1: and it's what they have spores fives, Yeah, all them 984 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,760 Speaker 1: charred trees. That's what it is. That it's perfect for 985 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,800 Speaker 1: Barbie love coke. Yeah. Central Market got hurt as the 986 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:06,880 Speaker 1: best of it. I bet you a lot of fellas 987 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:11,400 Speaker 1: a little Central Market grocery store. It's made by Central Market. 988 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:15,160 Speaker 1: Well they bag it up, it's what I mean. Well, yeah, 989 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,080 Speaker 1: it's it's all the same. But Green Egg has a 990 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,719 Speaker 1: good version. That's usually the most burn you know, because 991 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,599 Speaker 1: you could see some of the wood and some of 992 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,040 Speaker 1: it you ain't ever seen the green egg shar the smoker, 993 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:32,080 Speaker 1: not actually green eggs and ham. Girl, this this this 994 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:38,280 Speaker 1: is too much, not only not cooked. She don't even 995 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:44,240 Speaker 1: know the brands of appliances small green eggs at the barbecue. 996 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:54,960 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, upset though, that's what you're thinking, rims 997 01:10:54,960 --> 01:11:00,960 Speaker 1: and green egg All right, go on, Steve. Sorry, all right, 998 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:05,759 Speaker 1: So we learned a lot grilling with Steve. Yeah, yeah, 999 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:10,840 Speaker 1: Steve and Tommy. Tommy is a good grill. Yes, thank you, sir. 1000 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,320 Speaker 1: It will be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating 1001 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,639 Speaker 1: boy out there on that grill. I won't be eating 1002 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,559 Speaker 1: red meat, but I'm gonna I'm gonna have salmon all 1003 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,160 Speaker 1: on the Oh. Yeah, did you know that Steve. He 1004 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,040 Speaker 1: doesn't eat red meat anymore anymore. I'm just taking a break. Okay, 1005 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,160 Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve 1006 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:32,320 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, hold that time. We'll be back 1007 01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:36,040 Speaker 1: with more right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey 1008 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:41,559 Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, this is what time it is, people, 1009 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:45,519 Speaker 1: This is what time the two thousand nineteen Steve Harvey 1010 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:49,680 Speaker 1: sand the festival. Girl, it is going down. I tell 1011 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:54,240 Speaker 1: y'all better come on tenth through the fourteenth where Steve 1012 01:11:54,360 --> 01:12:03,040 Speaker 1: tell Dominican repo. Yeah, oh you can drake all. You 1013 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:07,120 Speaker 1: can that party all night long, gamble all now on 1014 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,880 Speaker 1: sitting around on the beach y'all night, laying out in 1015 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:16,080 Speaker 1: the water all night long. What new people? Yeah, fella, 1016 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:21,320 Speaker 1: it was so many fine women. Your mercy boy. Fella, 1017 01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:24,439 Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm calling on all the frats out 1018 01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:27,640 Speaker 1: there and preparing fhernli and come on. I'm telling you, 1019 01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:31,720 Speaker 1: if you grow, it's what you want. Every boy, you 1020 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:36,040 Speaker 1: go to a stack. I'm telling you what. I ain't 1021 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,840 Speaker 1: been that fine his birth? Do you hit me? What 1022 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:45,559 Speaker 1: is you? Rabsite shirt? Steve Harvey sanding, Soul dot Com, 1023 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:50,240 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey sand and solder ain't been that fin birth, 1024 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:55,120 Speaker 1: he said. Steve Harvey saying, and sool dot com. Get 1025 01:12:55,200 --> 01:13:00,160 Speaker 1: y'all's tickets ordered. We got some specials wedoing for Father's Day, 1026 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,800 Speaker 1: and you might want to copy in on that. Give 1027 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,599 Speaker 1: your man a great gift, give your girl a great gift. 1028 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,479 Speaker 1: See y'all out there. Steve Harvey saying this Soul dot 1029 01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:11,840 Speaker 1: Com in hard ass booney corn or call eight hundred 1030 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,559 Speaker 1: and six eight four twenty eight twenty five October tenth 1031 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,920 Speaker 1: through the fourteen six eight fold twenty eight twenty five. 1032 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,280 Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning 1033 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:23,960 Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey 1034 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:30,160 Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, uh, all right, barbecue rules and regulations, 1035 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:34,760 Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. We're talking about right Memorial Day weekend. So 1036 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:38,000 Speaker 1: we're telling y'all bobe q galow got a bobecue saw 1037 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:44,800 Speaker 1: called old mule? What old mule? Yeah? You got a 1038 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:48,679 Speaker 1: brown label owner and a picture of a mule. Here 1039 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:52,960 Speaker 1: is Harry Tubing next to listen to me. I'm trying 1040 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,720 Speaker 1: to help y'all weekend out. Y'all don't know this type 1041 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,400 Speaker 1: of stuff talk. I've been experimenting with this stuff out 1042 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:02,400 Speaker 1: of bought every barbecue sauce there is from craft on up. Okay, 1043 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:07,599 Speaker 1: I'm telling who got the best damn barbecue s mule 1044 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,120 Speaker 1: and doctored a little bit. Okay, And that old mule 1045 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,840 Speaker 1: it's got a little kick to it. I want to 1046 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:16,080 Speaker 1: call it mute. And now you want to cut the 1047 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:20,400 Speaker 1: kick with a little brown sugar? All right, cut that kick. 1048 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,800 Speaker 1: It's a little bit of brown sugar to taste, and 1049 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:28,120 Speaker 1: then put a little mustard in it. Okay, Okay, that 1050 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:31,960 Speaker 1: was a little mustard and a little brown sugar to taste. 1051 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,519 Speaker 1: But have it simmered in a pot on the low. 1052 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,360 Speaker 1: So when you stared it blend the flavors in better 1053 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:41,240 Speaker 1: the whole time you're adding and tasting. Add a little 1054 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,880 Speaker 1: bit at a time. It go to your taste O 1055 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:47,240 Speaker 1: boom when you get in there. But now, let me 1056 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:51,320 Speaker 1: tell you something that old George t that's where that's 1057 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:58,360 Speaker 1: what you want to start with. Is anything new you 1058 01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:05,760 Speaker 1: got old mute old This is old ass saucers. But 1059 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,400 Speaker 1: if you say they don't work, I'm gonna try a 1060 01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:10,840 Speaker 1: couple of weekend But you I need something we got new, 1061 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:22,519 Speaker 1: mute modern name y'all good food or y'all what what 1062 01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:26,880 Speaker 1: what y'all want? Y'all want fast as name? Probably I 1063 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:30,200 Speaker 1: want something before citi Ins, you know something after city? 1064 01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:39,120 Speaker 1: All right? You know your uncle's tige barbecue sauce Rufus. 1065 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:46,280 Speaker 1: It's rufus. You know this oldest dirt you got my 1066 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:49,679 Speaker 1: my uncle. Hold on, let me google rufe man, because 1067 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm a barbecue dude. If you get the rufus tigue 1068 01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:57,000 Speaker 1: Rufus tigue barbecue sauce, that's some of the best snowball 1069 01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,680 Speaker 1: that you could buy. And if you learn how to 1070 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,240 Speaker 1: miss so huh, I gotta recipe boy with this Rufus 1071 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:07,360 Speaker 1: tea and I use two different rufus teagues. I sent 1072 01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:16,000 Speaker 1: it to my daughter. My daughter asked me for it. No, no, no, no, 1073 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:24,479 Speaker 1: it's barbec the Lord. No more what you say, the Lord. 1074 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:28,320 Speaker 1: It is not glow. But do you have a brand, 1075 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:34,759 Speaker 1: like a smokey brand, like, Hey, we got to come back, freedom, freedom, 1076 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:40,880 Speaker 1: come back. I just want to get it. All right, 1077 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,360 Speaker 1: We'll be back with our last break of the day 1078 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:47,000 Speaker 1: and Steve's closing remarks about barbecue at forty nine after 1079 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:52,240 Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, Steve, here we are. 1080 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,320 Speaker 1: We're at our last break of the day before we 1081 01:16:54,439 --> 01:17:00,280 Speaker 1: um head on into the holiday weekend. Do some inspirational stuff. 1082 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,680 Speaker 1: But get your pens and papers out. I'm about to 1083 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:07,320 Speaker 1: give you a recipe that you can make the bomb 1084 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:13,679 Speaker 1: diggity Bobby Q sauce and everybody will be talking about it. Girl, 1085 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:21,680 Speaker 1: And then you come on. That's first of all, this 1086 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,679 Speaker 1: is what you need. A half a cup of apple 1087 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:32,719 Speaker 1: side of vinegar. Okay, you need six teaspoons of garlic 1088 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:37,960 Speaker 1: powder level, not too much, just six level, easy teaspoons 1089 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:42,680 Speaker 1: of garlic powder. Got it. You need seven teaspoons a 1090 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:49,200 Speaker 1: brown cane raw sugar. Alright, alright, not that, not that 1091 01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:53,200 Speaker 1: brown sugar that's matted together in the bag. You want 1092 01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:59,880 Speaker 1: cane sugar crystallized. So you want seven teaspoons a brown 1093 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:04,679 Speaker 1: on cane raw sugar. You need one bottle of rufus 1094 01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:11,080 Speaker 1: tigue sweet heat. You need one bottle a rufous tigue honey, 1095 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:19,000 Speaker 1: sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet. Fresh Market sells this. Bobec 1096 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,639 Speaker 1: Glow sells this. Just get to going round. I got it. 1097 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:28,280 Speaker 1: Croak up. I've seeing some Albertson's with it. Now you 1098 01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:32,800 Speaker 1: blend all this together, then I want you to take 1099 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,240 Speaker 1: that empty bottle of rufus tegue. Yeah, fill it up 1100 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:43,320 Speaker 1: with water one and a half time, okay, So fill 1101 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,200 Speaker 1: up a bottle of rufus tigue, empty barbecue sauce, poured 1102 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,679 Speaker 1: in there, stirred, Put a half a bottle in there 1103 01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:53,160 Speaker 1: and stirred, one and a half simmer on low heat, 1104 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:58,800 Speaker 1: and watch it. Watch what the hell happened? No, let 1105 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,360 Speaker 1: me let me recap half a cup of apple, side 1106 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:05,960 Speaker 1: of vinegar, yes, six teaspoons of garlic powder, yes, seven 1107 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:10,720 Speaker 1: teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Yeah, that's important. You 1108 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:14,360 Speaker 1: can use a little bit more sugar let's go to taste. 1109 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:19,519 Speaker 1: Got you all right? One bottle of rufus tegue sweet heat, yes, 1110 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:25,720 Speaker 1: one bottle of rufus tegue honey sweet. Yes, all right, 1111 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:30,240 Speaker 1: put all that, simmar all that, but before that, take 1112 01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:34,080 Speaker 1: a bottle and a half of water and pour that 1113 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:38,640 Speaker 1: in there in Samara in the rufus tegue bottles. Yeah. 1114 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:42,840 Speaker 1: So basically, let me try this one more time. We 1115 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:46,719 Speaker 1: got a half a cup of apples, center side of vinegar. 1116 01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:53,200 Speaker 1: And then we got six teaspoons of garlic powder six 1117 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:58,759 Speaker 1: to be exact, d moving along, seven teaspoons of brown 1118 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:04,719 Speaker 1: cane raw shop. Yes, semi completion. You gotta keep it wrong. 1119 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,479 Speaker 1: And then we got a bottle or the one and 1120 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:16,920 Speaker 1: only ruf rufus t. Good guy, Tom, follow me now 1121 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:19,639 Speaker 1: because I'm going somewhere. And then we got a bottle 1122 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:25,400 Speaker 1: on a rufus t hut. Come on, take all of that, 1123 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:29,240 Speaker 1: put it in a pot and get it warm. And 1124 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,240 Speaker 1: then you take that same bottle, that empty bottle of 1125 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:37,439 Speaker 1: rufus te fit it up with water. Put the get 1126 01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:41,320 Speaker 1: you get you another half a bottle of water. Put 1127 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:46,880 Speaker 1: it that you now pour it in that pot all 1128 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:51,080 Speaker 1: up in now there that pot around. Let us see. 1129 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:55,719 Speaker 1: Let us simon put it on low, put the lid 1130 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:59,200 Speaker 1: on it, and good God amighty, you have what we 1131 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:06,160 Speaker 1: call the bomb barbecue sauce. Yes, that is hey man, 1132 01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:12,439 Speaker 1: that all the barbecue open. I'm not creative and do 1133 01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,960 Speaker 1: not want to follow that house. Want to open up 1134 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:21,320 Speaker 1: a jaw. Try to find yourself some Williams, some brothers, Williams, 1135 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,280 Speaker 1: some brothers, barbecue sauce. If you don't want to do 1136 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:30,000 Speaker 1: nothing after that, find yourself some bones sucking sauce. Oh, 1137 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:39,800 Speaker 1: that wouldn't scare me. Some of that's going into bed room. Yeah, 1138 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:46,160 Speaker 1: what barbecue? If you're real lazy, what is that you call? 1139 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:50,479 Speaker 1: Is it? Baby raised? Oh? Sweet, baby rais. Yeah, if 1140 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:52,160 Speaker 1: you're just lazy and you don't want to make no 1141 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:56,000 Speaker 1: sauce sweet? If you're following that recipe right there, though, 1142 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:58,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna love it, open it, do this though. Watch 1143 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,920 Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. And I'm gonna bit and put 1144 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:07,320 Speaker 1: it up Monday. Can I do that Tuesday? Yeah? The website? Yeah, okay, cool, 1145 01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,920 Speaker 1: women's will be down at the camp. Is that the 1146 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,840 Speaker 1: same sauce she'd be having at the camp now makes 1147 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:16,519 Speaker 1: a different one for the camp? Okay? You go into it. 1148 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,639 Speaker 1: But you like it though, don't I love it? See 1149 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:24,639 Speaker 1: when I'm just doing all meat, no vegetables, change sauce. Oh, 1150 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,720 Speaker 1: there ain't no sides at the camp. Well wait a 1151 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,280 Speaker 1: minute now, then Tommy can't come because he's off meat 1152 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,800 Speaker 1: right now. If Tommy came to the camp, he'd be 1153 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:34,720 Speaker 1: in here. Come. Tom just ain't gonna eating back in 1154 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:39,080 Speaker 1: the back of my cottage. Yeah, he's off meat right now. 1155 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:43,000 Speaker 1: You're okay, Well not that week to him. I'm gonna 1156 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,120 Speaker 1: be back on the side fundy something to him. But 1157 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:48,080 Speaker 1: we'll be right back on it. This barbecue. And if 1158 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,920 Speaker 1: Tommy came to the camp, he'd be out there with 1159 01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:53,240 Speaker 1: the kid. I'd have been to the camp. Yeah, barbecue 1160 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:56,880 Speaker 1: good at the camp. Man, Steve makes it all. Oh man, 1161 01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:00,679 Speaker 1: fun up the sundown here on that grim Wait we wait, 1162 01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:05,479 Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Ladies and gentlemen, uh normally do close 1163 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,439 Speaker 1: with marks. But we were talking about a subject that's 1164 01:23:07,479 --> 01:23:13,320 Speaker 1: did on my hard time. Barby. If you wasn't feeling that, 1165 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,439 Speaker 1: when I do understand, God bless you have a great 1166 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:21,400 Speaker 1: weekend and whatever you do, do them reels that they 1167 01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:42,240 Speaker 1: wants to get do for all. Steve Harvey Contests No 1168 01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:45,800 Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US 1169 01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:49,360 Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For 1170 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:53,400 Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey fm dot com. You're 1171 01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:53,799 Speaker 1: listening