WEBVTT - My Teamsters President - Sean O’Brien

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<v Speaker 1>Are the teamsters affiliated with the mob or were they ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm sure back in the day, the fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, Yeah, eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no more organized crime. There's there's no organized crime

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<v Speaker 2>in the team scision.

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<v Speaker 1>In Pashasha Shush show. Uh, welcome to Tosh Show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>your pilot, Captain Dan Tosh with me Eddie Gosling. Hello, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are in capable hands today. If you look

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<v Speaker 1>out your window, you'll probably see another car. Give him

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<v Speaker 1>a honk, let him know you're a toshakle. Two toshakles. Toshakles.

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<v Speaker 3>That should be the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, what am I doing with my hair? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what I'm doing my hair. Nobody asked, but uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just haven't gotten it cut in so long. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>scheduled for Tuesday next week. So that's big. That's big.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great week. I went out to Palm

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<v Speaker 1>Springs as I do every year, for the Indian Wells.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they say Indian Wells anymore? Would you say Indigenous Wells?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't matter. The tennis tournament it was great now. Sadly,

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<v Speaker 1>Djokovic had gotten knocked out in an early round, so

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't there when I went. I was gonna heckle,

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna boo, but he had he had took

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<v Speaker 1>the cowards way out and lost in the first or

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<v Speaker 1>second round. I believe I took my father in law

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<v Speaker 1>and my mother in law. My father in law was

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<v Speaker 1>it was like it was like bringing my grandma. Didn'tan wells.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was cold. I'm not gonna lie. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the fifties. In the evening session, he's bringing

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<v Speaker 1>a blanket from the Airbnb. I don't know if you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to take blankets off the property, but he did.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's bundled up. I'm taking photos of him just

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<v Speaker 1>half asleep. He's like, I wasn't sleeping. I was a cheering.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, looks like you were half asleep there, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was fun. Went to a Nobu one night.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a Nobu restaurant at Indian Wells and it

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<v Speaker 1>overlooks Court too. Now, if you sit right on the

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<v Speaker 1>edge those seats, which I do every year, you get

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<v Speaker 1>to watch a match. This year there was a little

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<v Speaker 1>mix up. Pete. Pete messed it up. He doesn't he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't admit it, but they're like, oh, we got you

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<v Speaker 1>close to the window, and close to the window you

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<v Speaker 1>can't see anything. That doesn't matter anyway, long story short,

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<v Speaker 1>they kick some people out and we got to move

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<v Speaker 1>over to the window. And then I ordered my drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Had had an alcoholic beverage, Eddie. This is big. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some passion fruit margarita. It's delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you hooked?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I have it once year. That's my drink.

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<v Speaker 2>You're hook buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I drink one drink a year. That's great that I

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<v Speaker 1>actually look forward to. That is Draper. Draper was on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't really Nobody could really hold a torch to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Alcarez. Gosh, when you look at Alcarez's thighs,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard not to be impressed. You're like, that is

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<v Speaker 1>those are some Those are some strong legs and quick

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<v Speaker 1>as a cat too. And guess what else made the

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<v Speaker 1>Jumbo Tron the big screen. That's that's your dream, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't for the cool reason like where they

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<v Speaker 1>go around, you know, show the celebrities. No, they had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. It was me. They were just zooming in

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<v Speaker 1>on my daughter. There you go, Yeah, she was doing

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<v Speaker 1>something funny. It was. It was making everybody laugh. She

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<v Speaker 1>was taking a yogi. You know what yogis are. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're disgusting. But anyway, she was putting yogi's on my

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<v Speaker 1>lip and then biting him off. And then next thing

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we're on the big screen. I'm like, listen, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to I have to do this yogi thing

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<v Speaker 1>or she's gonna start screaming during points you don't else

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<v Speaker 1>said it. Eddie went surfing in Palm Springs you believe it,

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<v Speaker 1>not even near the ocean. Now. We went to the

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<v Speaker 1>Palm Spring Surf Club. Pierre came out for the day. Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend from Sunny Day Coffee. He came with me

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<v Speaker 1>and and Lochlan. Lachlan Patters say. Lachlan was he was struggling.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fun, always watching him panic. It makes me laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we surfed the wavepool, you know, put on

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<v Speaker 1>the slab setting, getting fun little barrels. Believe it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>that wave can actually hold you down under water for

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<v Speaker 1>quite some time. I didn't. I didn't get any bad holddowns,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, Pierre had a couple. It made me it

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<v Speaker 1>always be Pierre got sucked into the machine at one point.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a stare he got. He got to He

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<v Speaker 1>said that I distracted him because the waves coming like little,

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<v Speaker 1>these old three wave sets, and and he uh was

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<v Speaker 1>getting in position, and then I started messing with him.

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<v Speaker 1>And anyway, next thing I know, he's getting sucked into

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<v Speaker 1>this machine and his boards banging around. He was he

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<v Speaker 1>got really scared and I was crying laughing. Might have

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<v Speaker 1>been my favorite part of the day, not even surfing,

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<v Speaker 1>but just watching him get swallowed by a huge machine,

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<v Speaker 1>eaten by the machine. He was so scared. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>it was funny. Yeah, that was cute. I enjoyed my life,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, get out there, spend time with the family,

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<v Speaker 1>do stuff like that. I don't get these people that

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<v Speaker 1>want to be the hardest working person in show business.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that seems like a horrible way to live. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get into the show business because I have a

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<v Speaker 1>good work ethic. Eddie, do you ever have a real job?

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<v Speaker 3>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of job did you have?

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<v Speaker 3>I always say I audited at a meat plant, like

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<v Speaker 3>they're a meat production company, and I would audit the

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<v Speaker 3>orders to make sure they were in the margins. What

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<v Speaker 3>you just said, words, Well, That's what I did as

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<v Speaker 3>an auditor at a meat processing.

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<v Speaker 1>To see if they were in the margins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If you ordered a bunch of cheese and there was

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<v Speaker 3>like it was outside of the plus seven percent, they

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to make it too low, you'd bring it over and.

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<v Speaker 1>Payer basket to stop Eddie. I mean that you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have described. How long did you work there?

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of years?

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<v Speaker 1>While you worked there a couple of years? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>just you just kept them in the marching. Were you

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<v Speaker 1>good at your job?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean if it was out of a margin, I'd

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<v Speaker 3>highlight it and put in a basket.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you don't know if you were good.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever? How much did you get paid?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean enough to have an apartment in San Antonio?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it was over over twenty dollars an

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<v Speaker 1>hour or over ten dollars an hour?

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<v Speaker 3>Over ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Not over twenty, No, maybe around fifteen. Did you have

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<v Speaker 1>to have a college degree for this job? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you just had a no shotgun. He'd be a

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<v Speaker 3>bass player in a band and his mom worked there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh literally that was you and you worked there for

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<v Speaker 1>two years? And how and when you quit there? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you go to just comedy folks. That was you

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<v Speaker 1>went from from that auditing this meat packing place to comedy. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>you think you're the only person that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Gone that route from a Pelly Brothers, Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>See. I always think that that one of the keys,

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<v Speaker 1>uh to my stand up was that I never actually

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<v Speaker 1>had a real job, So I never quit something that

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<v Speaker 1>provided me any quote stability, so I wasn't leaving anything

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<v Speaker 1>on the table. I always admired people that like went

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<v Speaker 1>into comedy that I had a like, like an actual job.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah. When you hear like this guy used to

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<v Speaker 3>be a lawyer or doc and they leave that profession

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<v Speaker 3>to become comics, I'm like, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, your job? I mean, I just can't imagine having

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<v Speaker 1>the confidence to go from that to be, like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I could I should entertain people.

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<v Speaker 3>I really took a leap.

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<v Speaker 1>Well all this good stuff. Yeah, yeah, I mean I've

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<v Speaker 1>never I've always been fascinated, uh with people that have

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<v Speaker 1>quote real jobs. I don't really have any blue collar

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<v Speaker 1>people in my life. When I was growing up, it

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<v Speaker 1>was all it was all white collar and that that

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<v Speaker 1>probably doesn't surprise anybody when they look at how fancy

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I tell you what what confuses me about

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<v Speaker 1>blue collar is, Hey, they're really not collar people right

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<v Speaker 1>for the most part. They're more in tease. They're the

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<v Speaker 1>crew neck boys. Boy. But without blue collar workers, this

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<v Speaker 1>country would fall apart. In today's guest, oh this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy cares more about the working class than anyone

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever known. Enjoy Pasha, break or breaker? Do you copy?

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<v Speaker 1>My guest today is from Boston aka being town ak

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite city to shit on that I secretly love.

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<v Speaker 1>He is the general president of the one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most powerful unions in this country, protecting the hard working

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<v Speaker 1>men and women trucking up and down the roads, keeping

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<v Speaker 1>our shelves stocked, our tanks full, in our economy. Humming,

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<v Speaker 1>Please welcome Sean over. That was mantro awesome. First question,

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll put it this way. There's been people put on

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<v Speaker 2>this earth I believe to haunt my life daily.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, probably the best answer I've ever heard one

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<v Speaker 1>agree with that. I'll be honest with you. I almost

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<v Speaker 1>believe it's almost a majority that people put on this planet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here to do just that to me. You group

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<v Speaker 1>in Boston I did. Oh man. I mean, if if

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<v Speaker 1>you were to write Boston and then show a photo

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<v Speaker 1>of some it is you.

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<v Speaker 2>You are Boston. Am I that handsome? I mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>a we are a good looking city.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're nodding. I mean you look like you could

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<v Speaker 1>take a two by four to the neck and it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't bother you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I do have failing sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a softie?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You know, I like long walks in the park

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm on aries.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you grow up fighting?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever? I always tell people, I mean I grew up.

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<v Speaker 2>I have two brothers. My dad was My dad was

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<v Speaker 2>a big guy, a well respected guy, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>we were always taught and my mother brought us up

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much. She was grew up in the projects in Boston,

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<v Speaker 2>raised her three younger brothers. She is the toughest O'Brien.

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<v Speaker 2>She's probably one of the toughest women I've ever met

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<v Speaker 2>in my life. Very classy, but she always made certain

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<v Speaker 2>that two things. One that you have two brothers and

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<v Speaker 2>you always got to protect each other and have each

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<v Speaker 2>other's back. And I expect that if one to use

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<v Speaker 2>in a fight, both use better be and all three

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<v Speaker 2>is better be in that fight. So we were always

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<v Speaker 2>brought up to stick off for each other. Was violence promoted? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but wasn't an occurrence. Absolutely, I get.

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<v Speaker 1>It, and it's not. I mean, it's probably technically some

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<v Speaker 1>of those circumstans this was probably wrong. But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I just fled, fled conflict my entire life, like, Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>time to leave here. I think my mom would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>if your brother's getting beat up, just run. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>better than better than both of you getting.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother used to say, if your brother comes home

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<v Speaker 2>with a black guy, you both better come home on

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<v Speaker 2>the black guy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, my mom would be like, well he wasn't fast enough,

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<v Speaker 1>was he? And listen, it's not like I grew up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I grew up poor. I lived in Saint Louis.

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<v Speaker 1>That's as a kid, I just didn't have it in me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wasn't that kid. I didn't know how to fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have it. And my dad wasn't you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't. He's a big man. He's six foot he's

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<v Speaker 1>mean to people.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother had a presence of being six foot five

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<v Speaker 2>and she's about five foot two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, no, my my mom was sweet. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna knock my mom and how she raised pussies, but

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<v Speaker 1>she did have You still live in Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>So I live in Boston when I'm I'm home, but

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<v Speaker 2>primarily I live in Washington, d C. Because that's where

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<v Speaker 2>my day job as the international president of the Teams

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<v Speaker 2>This takes me.

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<v Speaker 1>So you like d C.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been there three years. I love the city. The

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<v Speaker 2>people were Uh, it was tough to adjust to the

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<v Speaker 2>people down there because you know, I was brought up

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<v Speaker 2>in an area where you're pretty direct. What you see

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<v Speaker 2>is what you get. And when you are dealing in DC,

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<v Speaker 2>whether you're dealing with politicians or whoever, you know, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>say one thing and do another. So I had to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of navigate through. I remember the first three weeks

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<v Speaker 2>down there, I'm like, I hate this fucking place. Why

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<v Speaker 2>did I take Why did I take this job? But

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<v Speaker 2>it's like anything else, you learn to adapt to situations.

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<v Speaker 2>And and you know, I think living down there, being

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<v Speaker 2>from where I'm from, with the personality that I have,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gotten a lot better. You know, it was just

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<v Speaker 2>it was a tough adjustment at first.

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<v Speaker 1>I love d C too, I mean it's a city.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Boston more I always say I like New

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<v Speaker 1>York more just because there's a it's a bigger fan base.

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<v Speaker 1>I sell more tickets. So I lie to those people.

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<v Speaker 1>I sell them I love them more. But the reality is,

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<v Speaker 1>if I had to live in a city, I'd live

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<v Speaker 1>in Boston. But not year round. That's nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, Boston. I mean Boston is a great city now

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm from there. It's a small city but a

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<v Speaker 2>big presence that's pretty and it's clean, very clean, clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the people I could do without, but fair enough

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<v Speaker 1>that that's that's.

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<v Speaker 2>How you want to live in a clean city with

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<v Speaker 2>no people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now you're talking right, that's a home. Yeah. You

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<v Speaker 1>attended U MASS.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>How many the other six hundred colleges within the city

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<v Speaker 1>did you apply to?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't apply to any of them, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>In matter of fact, I got a great story about

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<v Speaker 2>how I ended up at U MASS. So I was

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<v Speaker 2>recruited to play football for the University of New Haven.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a great high school football player. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a huge person, so my potential. I reached

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<v Speaker 2>my potential, So I wasn't going to go to a

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<v Speaker 2>Division one school. I was a running back and a

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<v Speaker 2>linebacker and sometimes an offensive lineman, sometimes alongside whatever they

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<v Speaker 2>needed me to do. I got recruited by a Division

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<v Speaker 2>II school that gave me a full scholarship. So I

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<v Speaker 2>ended up going to University of New Haven for about

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<v Speaker 2>a minute and it just didn't work out. It was awful.

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<v Speaker 2>So I ended up believe in there, and so my

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<v Speaker 2>father picked me up and he was like, hey, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what's it's tough. Sometimes you're going to make tough decisions.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, this is great, Like my father's supporting

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<v Speaker 2>this decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And next day he says to me, what'd you do today?

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<v Speaker 2>You losa? Do you go get a job?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh my god. So I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was that was something going. I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 2>And I was in the Union at the time, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, ill, maybe go to Maybe I'll just go

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<v Speaker 2>in the Marine Corps. So I was going to go

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<v Speaker 2>talk to a recruiter to go into the Marines, and

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, this guy in a station wagon

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<v Speaker 2>pulls up and I'm going to standing in the corner

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<v Speaker 2>aimlessly thinking about my life. It's eighteen years old, and

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<v Speaker 2>the guy looks up at me and he says, aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you supposed to be playing football University of New Hand?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? It didn't work out? He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I coach football you Mass. Mike really goes like Dick,

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<v Speaker 2>I graduated high school. Your mother. His name was coach Kent, Okay, goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go to your Mass and play football.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, yeah, sure I'll do. I'll give it a shot.

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<v Speaker 2>So I walk home and I gave him my phone number.

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<v Speaker 2>So I walk in and you know, there's my mother

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<v Speaker 2>and father sitting there, and my father's like, did you

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<v Speaker 2>do today? I go, well, I was going to go

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<v Speaker 2>join the Marine Corps, I said, but funny thing happened. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Coach Kent pulled up in a station wagon. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to you Mass, Boston to play football. He's like, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you going to do that? You didn't even apply

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<v Speaker 2>the phone rings. My mother is like, Jim Kent Charlestown High.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in your Mass playing football the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>So to your question, I didn't apply to one school

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<v Speaker 2>in Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. The American American.

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<v Speaker 1>Dream and how that football career end.

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<v Speaker 2>It went great. I mean I started as a freshman,

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<v Speaker 2>but I knew I always had a passion and I

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<v Speaker 2>always did well in school. But I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be in school like I didn't I wanted to be

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<v Speaker 2>out working like. I loved the union because it was

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<v Speaker 2>around me my entire life for generations. I loved my

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<v Speaker 2>father's friends. I loved, you know, the old timers. I

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<v Speaker 2>loved going to union meetings, and I knew, like I

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<v Speaker 2>want and I worked in the union in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>I worked in the theater district in Boston. We used

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<v Speaker 2>onload and load Broadway shows UH, and it was great,

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<v Speaker 2>And I just loved the camaraderie. I love the the

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<v Speaker 2>passion that people showed going to work every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>But more importantly, I love the UH loyalty that I

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<v Speaker 2>was taught about the organization. So I knew this was

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<v Speaker 2>just a shortstop for me, and I knew that I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to I wanted to be in the team stage union.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you're the president of that union that you

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<v Speaker 1>once idolized. You're a lot like Mark Zuckerberg in your career,

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<v Speaker 1>minus the net worth.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honestoring, no one has ever compared me

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking Box I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Just saying, you drop out of high school, boom, big dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>I love doing shows in Union cities, to be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you, Like, if I'm in Chicago, of course you

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<v Speaker 1>go to a Taylor Swift show, you obviously understand the

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<v Speaker 1>just bells and whistles. They're incredible what they're doing. Me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going out to a microphone. That's it. But yet

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<v Speaker 1>still at Union shows it's like, M pete, knock it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch that fucking stool. That's somebody's job to bring

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<v Speaker 1>that stool out there instead that That's sure, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay a little more at that venue, but god

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<v Speaker 1>do I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably make a lot more at that venue.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean because it's a better market, right, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's usually the best markets that have those.

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<v Speaker 2>You were in Boston recently, right, M I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I am?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you? What did you perform in Boston?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are all team since?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? Now I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I worked on those theatas in high school. Ah, but

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<v Speaker 2>they were Broadway theatres. They were either Broadway of Music.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there's been such a shift with comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's that's It's so easy comedy like it's that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't bring anything to show up, do a show.

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<v Speaker 1>Explain what the president of the Teamsters does besides challenge

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<v Speaker 1>senators from Oklahoma to fights.

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<v Speaker 2>That was that was unfortunately a defining moment in my career.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it was certainly it was certainly a highlight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what it is. It's just like we

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<v Speaker 2>talked about earlier. You enabled your grown you don't let people,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't let people shot on you, you don't let

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<v Speaker 2>people try and bully you.

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<v Speaker 1>You would have destroyed that. There's no doubt that you

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<v Speaker 1>would have won the fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, you know what, here's the thing. And I've actually

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<v Speaker 2>become friends with Mark Wayne Mullen, and you know, he's

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<v Speaker 2>a big strong he's a cauliflower is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it just depends on how serious you take

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<v Speaker 1>the fight. If the first part you go for it,

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<v Speaker 1>take out what you're willing to do to win exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>That's where I'm at. You know, you go to a

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<v Speaker 1>kneecap right away, cauliflower ear be damned, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>do you ever think of a million years Bernie Sanders

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<v Speaker 1>would be the one to break up a fight that

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<v Speaker 1>you were in. I mean, how how's a bizarre world where.

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<v Speaker 2>You like, like that was like and yelled at by

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<v Speaker 2>your grandfather. You know, it's like, you know, Thanksgiving, Denny

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<v Speaker 2>has spilled something at the table and you Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and look, that was the first sentate hearing

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<v Speaker 2>I was ever in and you know, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, look, I just went I wouldn't let

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<v Speaker 2>this guy shoot on me in my neighborhood. I'm certainly

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<v Speaker 2>not going to let him do it here. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was that was pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever drive an eighteen wheeler all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean all the time? How ill I still

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<v Speaker 1>do it?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Still?

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<v Speaker 2>I still like him when I every once in a

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<v Speaker 2>while I'll be in an event and there'll be a team, subtractor,

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<v Speaker 2>trow whatever. In my fact, I'm still on the senioriti

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<v Speaker 2>list of my company that I went to work for

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<v Speaker 2>at eighteen Shaughnessina Hearn and I went back a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of years ago, and I wanted to show people that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still capable of doing the work, because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you're talking to people and you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to advise millions of members and I've got

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<v Speaker 2>to give them advice on why they should accept the

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<v Speaker 2>contract or why they should reject the contract. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure that those people that I'm working for,

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<v Speaker 2>the one point three million members, they know that I

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<v Speaker 2>can do their job if I have to. Still, so

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<v Speaker 2>there's a credibility factor that goes along with that. But

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<v Speaker 2>I love driving trucks. I mean I tell people all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. When I was in school, everybody would say,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be a doctor. I want to be

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<v Speaker 2>a lawyer, you know, I want to be the president

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<v Speaker 2>of I Saints. I'm like, I want to drive a

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<v Speaker 2>truck for the team's reunion.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be Lincoln Hawk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm wrestling oh Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, that was mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be like you'd be going out of a bull Hurley.

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<v Speaker 1>What percentage of truck drivers are Teamsters?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably twelve thirteen percent. Yeah, I mean, UPS is our

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<v Speaker 2>largest employer. We have three hundred and forty thousand members

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<v Speaker 2>there out of one point three million. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>our union is just not truck drivers. I always tell

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<v Speaker 2>people wear airline pilots to zookeepers and everybody in between.

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<v Speaker 2>So me being a truck driver, yeah, I'm very familiar

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<v Speaker 2>with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Wheels is the majority of what the teamsters.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, we represent every mode of transportation. We represent

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<v Speaker 2>railroad workers. Train engineers are affiliated with us. The track

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<v Speaker 2>men that fix the tracks and keep the infrastructure rolling

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<v Speaker 2>their teamsterairs. Then you go into the airline divisions. We

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<v Speaker 2>have pilots, we've got flight attendants, we've got ground transportation,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got mechanics. We represent fifteen thousand members in Hollywood

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<v Speaker 2>throughout the whole country that work on the sets as teamsters.

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<v Speaker 2>So my dad was a transportation coordinator that ran all

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<v Speaker 2>the movies for our local union in Boston, Local twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he did for a living. So I know

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<v Speaker 2>the industry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when you say you jump behind the wheels is

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of show people that you can still do it.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you know, I'll tell you why I do

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<v Speaker 2>it because people, I wear a suit and tie to

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<v Speaker 2>work every single day. I might one day be talking

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<v Speaker 2>to a Senate hearing where I'm defending workers rights and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm lobbying to get things done on behalf of American workers.

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<v Speaker 2>Next I may be, you know, in a worksite at

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<v Speaker 2>four in the morning talking to rank and file members

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<v Speaker 2>and when they look at me, because you know, you've

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<v Speaker 2>got the demographic our union, you get the eighteen of

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five year olds. They may not know what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>They may think I'm just some lobbyist. Right, so when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to people, when they kind of get well,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you know you could do my job? And

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<v Speaker 2>I would pull up the video and said, I just

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<v Speaker 2>did this last week.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need a video, you needed a short sleeve shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's gonna think you're just a lobbyist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you never know. You know, well, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>accused of being a politician recently, and I'm not a politician.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a tough one to swallow. What's the starting pay?

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<v Speaker 2>Ish, No, I'll give you the best example. You UPS

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<v Speaker 2>part timer getting hired, part timer, part timer getting hired

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<v Speaker 2>off the street to load nonload trucks with the hope

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<v Speaker 2>and dreams of becoming full time, which there was a

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<v Speaker 2>path to a career. A UPS part timer right now,

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<v Speaker 2>starting today, will make twenty one dollars per hour, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll get free health care and a pension, and

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<v Speaker 2>our UPS drivers make almost fifty dollars an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty the drivers make it fit.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end of this contract, they'll be making fifty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars close to fifty dollars an hour forty nine something.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the longest haul you're illegally allowed to do? How

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<v Speaker 1>long can you drive?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like ten hour shifts. Okay, so you usually six

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fifty miles a day. Oh. Nice, of

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<v Speaker 2>those cabs, they're beautiful now. I mean they've got sleep

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<v Speaker 2>of berths and everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>And our truckers masturbating in the trucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest with you, I've never had the urge

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<v Speaker 2>to rough up the suspect while I was driving or working.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's fair. But as a comic. When I first started,

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving, you know, twenty year old. I was

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<v Speaker 1>driving black Honda Civic ninety one. If anybody ever saw it,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a good chance I was doing it. I drove

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<v Speaker 1>across this country constantly, but I can't stay awake. I

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<v Speaker 1>fall asleep, so I would occasionally. You know, edge, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>is the term you know, you get excited that keeps

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<v Speaker 1>you awake for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, so does edge me? And you would actually

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<v Speaker 2>finish No edging.

0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 1>It's the opposite of that. Kay, You get to the

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<v Speaker 1>edge and don't go over because if you go over

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite head, if.

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<v Speaker 2>You get then fall, what do you get distracted and

0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:11.080
<v Speaker 2>you end up going over?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen? Isn't that? Are you telling me that some truck

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<v Speaker 1>drivers haven't been distracted before at the wheel? I listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't speak for that, but that's it's still the

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<v Speaker 1>horn this way or yeah, yeah, it's still a rope.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a rope. But there's also this new this new

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<v Speaker 2>fad where they put actual train horns under the hood

0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:32.200
<v Speaker 2>scarify everyone have a valve down here and you pull

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<v Speaker 2>it and it's great, like you're going through a nahbhood.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like people you just hit that.

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<v Speaker 1>Could I learn to drive a truck?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's funny? We just had this discussion on

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<v Speaker 2>our way over here because my girl from partner thinks

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<v Speaker 2>she's a great driver. I could going through cones out

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty five f you watch, because I could even

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<v Speaker 2>drive a track to trailer. I'm like, oh sure, but

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<v Speaker 2>yeah to your question, absolutely you could.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is it?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the what's the It's like anything else. It's a process.

0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Some people learned quick. Some people takes a lot more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, without being sexist. Okay, I need you to do

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<v Speaker 1>this without being sexist. How why are you already laughing? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>How that's sure?

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<v Speaker 1>How much harder is it for women to be a

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<v Speaker 1>good truck driver than a man?

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<v Speaker 2>I think women a better truck dround sun I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you why. Okay, because number one, unlike yourself driving,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not going to masturbate while they're driving.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can know that, you know, But seriously, it's proven

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<v Speaker 2>women are smarter than men.

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<v Speaker 1>Smarter, sure, and they're.

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<v Speaker 2>More focused on tasks. Let's let's be realistic. And I've

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<v Speaker 2>got the attention span of a mosquito, and you know,

0:24:38.920 --> 0:24:42.159
<v Speaker 2>easily distracted. I check probably three boxes of A D

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<v Speaker 2>D ADHD O CD whatever. Women focus a lot more

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<v Speaker 2>better than men, I think, And iither argue with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think they would to your question. I

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<v Speaker 2>think they'd get through a.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct Okay, I've had I'm not going to I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be sexist. Probably then I've had tour buses, uh

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty years that have driven me around this country

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<v Speaker 1>to perform I've had one female bus driver and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh so excited about it, and it literally I thought

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<v Speaker 1>every night when I went to close my eyes and

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<v Speaker 1>end of my I'm gonna die. She couldn't, she couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>back the bus into anything. It was Pete vouch for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was horrendous, it was terrifying. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just we just had one bad apple, Pete.

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:24.160
<v Speaker 2>We got to that's like having one bad date.

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<v Speaker 1>All that I've had a lot of. Are my tour

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<v Speaker 1>bus drivers teamstairs or no?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but give me the names and we'll see what

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<v Speaker 2>we can do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know. I don't know what that meant exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>How about the fact that truck drivers are not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>in BUCkies? What do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>What a BUCkies? You don't fucking know what BUCkies I

0:25:45.680 --> 0:25:46.359
<v Speaker 2>don't know what BUCkies?

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:50.800
<v Speaker 1>And BUCkies is like the biggest, the nicest. They started

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<v Speaker 1>in Texas, the largest gas states, and they have the

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<v Speaker 1>cleanest bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't I know about this? And they?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, you go in there. They have everything.

0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:02.359
<v Speaker 1>They have a beef jerky section, They've got, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>anything you could ever want. My parents like go to

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<v Speaker 1>BUCkies like it's an amusement park. They just love a

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<v Speaker 1>bucky anyway, they I think you need to get on

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<v Speaker 1>that they don't allow eighteen wheelers.

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<v Speaker 2>Support a nationwide protest over that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would, especially since I've never been yet. Although I

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<v Speaker 1>do own a Bucky's truck at my house, like a

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<v Speaker 1>little pickup truck that they got my son. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna throw it. Well, I will if if they don't

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<v Speaker 1>change their their ways. Have you driven one of these

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<v Speaker 1>semis that can drive itself yet?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys have a name for those people that want

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<v Speaker 1>those trucks on the road. Yeah, okay, Gavin Newsom, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>how dare you? How dare you come into this office?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, you ever see those photos of him

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<v Speaker 1>with his ex wife sprawled out on on this like

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<v Speaker 1>gaudy rug the Trump Junior's wife now right, it's Trump

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 1>Junior's wife now, but he used to be married to her,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a photo spread of them laying like. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just it makes you hate everything about California. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I forget that he looks like Bradley Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, little, he's like a little Bradley Cooper ish Matthew nice,

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Matthew McConaughey, mcconnie, A little bit better than looking like

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<v Speaker 2>you look like a young You look like a young

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<v Speaker 2>Kurt Russell.

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it, that's a compliment, young Kurt Russell. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you worry about AI and everything taking over business?

0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Is the biggest threat to everything in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you are worried about it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're fighting automation. The good thing about being under a

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:30.920
<v Speaker 2>union contract you get to negotiate terms and conditions of

0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 2>automation AI. What's scary is when it, you know, especially

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 2>out here. I mean you've got Silicone Valley, right, huge

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:45.360
<v Speaker 2>huge supporters of technology, whose huge supporters of automated vehicles.

0:27:45.600 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>My friend got stuck in a parking lot in an

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<v Speaker 1>autonomous vehicle for like fifteen to twenty minutes, and he

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:51.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't he didn't even care. You just thought it was

0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:56.080
<v Speaker 1>funny just doing laps around the parking lot. He couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to fall back earlier, but just think about the edging.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do it at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you don't have to edge. And no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna ed if you're in a way. Moo, right,

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<v Speaker 1>who's edging? I'm giving that camera the money shot. You

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 1>ever driven in one of those?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I look, so I'm the guy. I'm that guy

0:28:11.640 --> 0:28:14.880
<v Speaker 2>that I will walk twenty miles in bay feet before

0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:17.119
<v Speaker 2>again in something that's going to destroy working people like

0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:19.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't even go into If I'm in a supermarket

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<v Speaker 2>and there's align with their.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do self checkout, I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I refuse to do self check out. It's so easy

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 2>to steal, it's awful. Yeah, well, stealing is good, but

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:30.200
<v Speaker 2>the challenge is to steal while you're being watched, and

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.880
<v Speaker 2>if you're good at it, you're gonna get away, Joe.

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:34.840
<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing, right, Hey, you go into a

0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>self checkout, like I've watched people like at home Depot.

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Home Depot self check out, that's really the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but here's the thing. You have to go to

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 2>this checkout kiosk. Nine out of ten times when you're

0:28:46.200 --> 0:28:49.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking it up trying to pay for me, a human

0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 2>per a human comes over and works with you to

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<v Speaker 2>get it out. So why shouldn't we just get rid

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:56.480
<v Speaker 2>of the automation because you're gonna bring the human in

0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:57.160
<v Speaker 2>any ways.

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<v Speaker 1>It don't make it doesn't make sense. Don't use logic

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<v Speaker 1>with me, shying. Here's the problem with the home depot

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<v Speaker 1>is now I'm supposed to write down the code of

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>the bolts that I just took, and I have to

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:07.600
<v Speaker 1>put this ten digit code in when I get there.

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>That that's complete nonsense. I just said, you love to

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>stale to the self checkout. I don't know I was shot.

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I was joking. You can put those I never steal.

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<v Speaker 2>When's the last time you needed a bolt? You personally

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 2>needed a bolt?

0:29:19.680 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean constantly. I've been organized in my garage recently,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm putting all the bolts by the way. I

0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 1>couldn't want. I want to retire so bad so that

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>I can just tinker like an old man. I was

0:29:31.760 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 1>born to be a grandpa. Like that's my goal in life.

0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Like what kind of tanker in would you do?

0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But right now I'm just putting all

0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:40.440
<v Speaker 1>my nuts and my bolts. And I got an organizer

0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>on the guy. One of the workers bought me an organizer.

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:44.720
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm putting all the bolts everywhere.

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Like do you do your own home projects and everything?

0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I know, but I like to I like to hire

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>somebody because I like to pay it forward and that

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>can do things better than me, and then I like

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 1>to be their assistant for the day and they just

0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:58.240
<v Speaker 1>get annoyed. But they think it's funny that.

0:29:58.280 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, I got a bolt, this will work.

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 1>All they're surprised some of the power tools I have.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a good garage setup or no.

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I got a good setup.

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Nice, I got a good side.

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:09.959
<v Speaker 2>We have sheds. We don't have garage.

0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 1>You have a shed shed? Oh I don't have a shed.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you say that it's actually your business is getting

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:19.239
<v Speaker 1>better recruiting younger people, because I feel like people are

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 1>less likely now to do like four year college degrees,

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 1>where everyone thought that's what they had to do, and

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>now they're realizing.

0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean our generation, you're probably the same age,

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 2>the same age, right, everybody was told they have to

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 2>go to college. You don't go to college, You're going

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 2>to be a rubbishman. Well, a rubbishment that work on

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 2>the union contracts. I'm making almost three thousand dollars per

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 2>week in some areas. They've got great healthcare, they've got

0:30:42.160 --> 0:30:42.880
<v Speaker 2>great pensions.

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<v Speaker 1>I always wanted to be on the back of a

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>trash truck, and nowadays you don't even get to hang

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 1>on the back of a trash truck. They've got the

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 1>stupid arms that lift things up, which I've always wondered,

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:54.320
<v Speaker 1>how are they really lining that thing up? Not that

0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 1>this is in your world, but I was just curious

0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 1>about that. Do those trucks just automatically stop and know

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>where the trains is? How are they figuring out? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Not right now?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't truckers think long shoreman or assholes.

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 2>No, no, we love the long showman. Okay, we love them,

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:11.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, I said this recently. So where we grew up,

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<v Speaker 2>you're either going to be a team star, long shoreman, firefighter,

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 2>a police officer, or a criminal, right or both? And

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 2>and and the best yeah right, and the best part

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 2>is a long shoreman. You know, it's a business that

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 2>runs concurrently with with teamsters because you're bringing goods off

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 2>of off a ship, put them on a truck and

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>would deliver them. But it was funny all the kids

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and the long shoreman their characters. Hard workers put their

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 2>characters right. And they're all related because they passed down

0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>their membership cards from generation to generation. But all the

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 2>long shoreman kids in the neighborhood or wherever you were from,

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 2>they all get the same ship for Christmas. And I

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 2>could never figure out how they did that, you know,

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 2>like they would get the same ship.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 1>For Christmas very where they got it.

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 2>But that was back in the day. It's different.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, much different now. By the way, everybody's

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 1>on the show gets gifts. Okay, do you ever wear glasses? Sunglasses?

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I got your parasite. These are tom for Do you

0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>buy expensive sunglasses or somebody that's like, oh, I'll lose them.

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Because of my great union, we have an unbelievable vision

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:18.000
<v Speaker 2>plan where we get high end glasses as well for

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<v Speaker 2>the prescription.

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<v Speaker 1>Well here, these these are a little too uh like

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like shooter range. For me, they're tom Ford.

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:26.960
<v Speaker 1>They're probably five hundred bucks. Okay, but I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to have those.

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<v Speaker 2>These are nice?

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you.

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, knowing how handy you are at home

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 2>and you're into tools, I would think these are like

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 2>welding goggles.

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Now let me see. We put them on me see look, okay,

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I won't lie to you if they if they look

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 1>battles No, they're not bad. They looks scary.

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I like they work. Those those are you're a dead man,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do a show on comedy Central green screen,

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 1>and I would a lot of times shoot stuff at

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 1>my house and I had my own green screen at home.

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 1>And then this is some of my green screen. It's

0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>it's my version of the green Monster. Okay, so I

0:32:59.880 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 1>just point you to have my green Monster there. If

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 1>you hold this up like like if they I hold

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 1>this up right now, they're gonna put a penis on

0:33:05.880 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 1>it right next to my face. I know it.

0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm not going to hold it up next

0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 2>to hold it right next your face.

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 1>We'll put something nice. No, you know, you know? Do

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 1>you know who Mitch Hedburg was. He was a comedian.

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:20.640
<v Speaker 1>He died in the early two thousands. Yeah. Anyway, He's

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>always had a bumper sticker of his that I loved

0:33:23.560 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 1>and it said it's a joke. He had it's this

0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:32.240
<v Speaker 1>It's a smart joke. It's a good joe. You'll you

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 1>keep that.

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.800
<v Speaker 2>It's a classic nobody. God rests Mitch's soult.

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:38.360
<v Speaker 1>By the way, the funny thing about Mitch is is

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Mitch hedburg dot Net. He didn't have dot com. Might

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 1>be the funniest thing about Mitch Hedburg here's a I

0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 1>don't have this trucker hat is my buddy sells mobile

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 1>homes in Malibu, you know, two million dollars mobile homes.

0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>But this is his hat his company had. But no,

0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:57.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a great hat, but it doesn't fit me because

0:33:57.680 --> 0:33:58.200
<v Speaker 1>my head's too big.

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a great have like we are a mobile

0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 2>home that look like that.

0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's just it.

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Could be like strange of danger, like there'd be some

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 2>that's some guy coming out in a clouds food asking

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 2>a piece of candy. This is crazy here.

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know this escape. This is from my tour,

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:16.439
<v Speaker 1>the Great Nor'easter Tour. I did this in twenty fifty.

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Its just in Boston. It was everywhere. That's a sign.

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 1>You give that to one of your kids if they

0:34:19.800 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>escaped for so much.

0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 2>My oldest son is is trying to do stand up

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:24.759
<v Speaker 2>right now. He's just going to stand up.

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, by the way, the thing can't. Let's just throw

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:28.359
<v Speaker 1>all this on the floor. I don't like to show

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 1>my desk. Don't scratch my desk, for God's sake, Sean.

0:34:30.760 --> 0:34:33.279
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you're cleaning ship that you don't want anymore.

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Own, Sean. That's what I do every episode. Okay, that's

0:34:35.680 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 1>the bit.

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you have like a car or something you don't want? No?

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I love my car. Just checking where are you at

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 1>on electric cars?

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't like electric cars at all?

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I mean you don't think they're fun to drive.

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I have a drove one. Like. Look, electric cars, the batteries,

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:50.719
<v Speaker 2>all this shiit, they're gonna put people out of work.

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:53.240
<v Speaker 2>We're about combustible engines. We want that power.

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:55.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, I got power, got to hit eight hundred

0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:56.359
<v Speaker 1>and twenty five horse power.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, you know you talked about, you know

0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:01.919
<v Speaker 2>how you edged well driving a vehicle. Listen, one time

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I focus on one you it's the A D D

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:06.560
<v Speaker 2>kicking and I'm sorry.

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 1>You're focused on your lasers.

0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:12.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, so you know you think about your edging, right,

0:35:12.640 --> 0:35:14.320
<v Speaker 2>you have this, you can't stop thinking about it. A

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.799
<v Speaker 2>powerful motive like just you're thinking about like a scene

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:21.759
<v Speaker 2>from Danny Zuko in Greece. Right, I'm racing, not grease lightning, right,

0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 2>all right, and that's gonna go. That's gonna get your

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 2>juices flowing.

0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:26.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to stay away. Kill my hill.

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 2>You're pulling a hill in a tesla, right, I mean.

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.839
<v Speaker 1>Is that I don't ride. I'm a Rivian man.

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.319
<v Speaker 2>All right, So you're a Rivian Uh huh even even better,

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 2>thank you the fake version of a super rul. But anyways, right,

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:39.799
<v Speaker 2>so anyway.

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Japanese American American design.

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Pulling that big hill and you're not hearing anything. You're

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:47.640
<v Speaker 2>not hearing any engine combustion. How does that?

0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 1>How is that going to help you with the music?

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we go, I'm rocking out the music. What

0:35:52.160 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 1>kind of music do you listen to?

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 2>I like church music? What now, I'm only knning. I'm

0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:00.719
<v Speaker 2>a hot cosch listen. I love Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg's

0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 2>invest Well, okay, I listened to all the music. I

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 2>listened to Van Halen Snoop Dogg.

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's all the music from Van Hammen to

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Snoop Doggs and everything in between. Did you like the

0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:13.399
<v Speaker 1>halftime show at the Super Bowl this year, Jack Kendrick Lamar?

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 2>It was good. It was decent there, all right.

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 1>You care about Boston sports. Your whole life is still

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:20.719
<v Speaker 1>mad about it.

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I love it growing up, you know. I tell my

0:36:22.600 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 2>kids this all the time. They're twenty three and twenty.

0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:29.480
<v Speaker 2>They got the opportunity to see all of our sports

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 2>teams win multiple world championships. They were born in two

0:36:32.440 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 2>thousand and one, two thousand and four.

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:35.480
<v Speaker 1>His kids have it too good growing up.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 2>The only team that won the championship, National championship with

0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 2>the Boston Celtics eighty five, eighty six, whatever it was

0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 2>with Larry Bird and that crew. Otherwise, our teams were

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 2>awful until you know, the last decades.

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I have a theory that the next generation of Boston

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>kids that went through all this winning, there're gonna be

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:57.360
<v Speaker 1>nothing but huge busies.

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:02.279
<v Speaker 4>Probably, yeah, manic depressants. Yeah, there's no doubt they've been

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:04.719
<v Speaker 4>winning too much. Let me prove to you that I

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:09.640
<v Speaker 4>don't hate Boston sports. I took my father, who's a

0:37:09.760 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 4>diehard Saint Louis Cardinals fan, grew up we were we went.

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 4>I took him to the World Series in two thousand

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 4>and four against the Red soft This was this was

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 4>the year you finally guys didn't fuck things up.

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Bucknuart Buck. I didn't let a ground ball go between

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 2>his lifts.

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, the first game I took my dad, we had

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:32.799
<v Speaker 1>tickets to games three and four, and the first game, uh,

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:35.520
<v Speaker 1>we lost, and he was he was like, hey, thank you.

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:37.239
<v Speaker 1>You know, he grew up poor in Saint Louis and

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>now he was at the World Series, and he thanked

0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 1>me for giving him like a dream come true to

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 1>go see the Cardinals in the World Series. But he goes,

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>this is not this is this is Boston's time. Let's

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 1>let's sell the tickets for tomorrow's game.

0:37:53.880 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.

0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 1>He was. He was right, and we found some Boston

0:37:57.520 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>guys sold in the tickets and we stayed home and

0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 1>watch like, yeah, it's their time. As somebody that grew

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 1>up in Florida and cheered for Florida teams, I've always

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm I've never hated Boston teams.

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 2>You definitely have.

0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I here's the thing, I'm gonna be honest with you. Sure,

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 1>but whatever, I I hated Tom Brady, I never hated Belichick.

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was playing. Sure, I guess for if

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:27.760
<v Speaker 1>you're into giraffes, uh not my cup of TEA favorite

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.439
<v Speaker 1>favorite Patriot football player of all time?

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Go? My favorite football player had to be John Hannah.

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:36.719
<v Speaker 1>I was going Aaron Hernandez, No, oh, you kidding me?

0:38:36.960 --> 0:38:39.400
<v Speaker 1>That guy was great on the field and off just

0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 1>loads of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck Mary killed. You

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 1>know the game.

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I've heard about it, never played it.

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:47.560
<v Speaker 1>All right, I give you three people. You have to

0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:49.279
<v Speaker 1>f one, you have to marry one, you have to

0:38:49.360 --> 0:38:52.319
<v Speaker 1>kill one. Here you go, Larry Bird, Tom Brady, Big Poppy.

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:56.359
<v Speaker 2>Larry Bird will probably you're marrying him. Marry Larry Bird.

0:38:58.120 --> 0:39:03.919
<v Speaker 2>F Tom Brady, oh, and probably kill Big Poppy or Poppy. Yeah, an, listen,

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:05.680
<v Speaker 2>not because I dislike him. I mean that was the

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 2>only choice left.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I always worry about interviewing, uh, like powerful people like yourself,

0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>that that one day something's gonna happen and there's gonna

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 1>be horrible skeletons that come out of your closet, and

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 1>then they show us being all buddy buddy, and I'm

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, I didn't know that about him. Do

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 1>you have any skeletons in your closet that I should

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 1>worry about? There's my question.

0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Conversely, I could pose the same question.

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:32.479
<v Speaker 1>To you exactly. I'm none any of that. I mean none, Listen.

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm an open book. I'll tell anybody anything.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean. I think one of one of the clarifications

0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:37.920
<v Speaker 2>that we got right out of the way is I've

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:41.120
<v Speaker 2>never played with myself. Always driving a track to trail,

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 2>so you don't have to worry about the you don't

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:45.719
<v Speaker 2>have to worry about that coming out.

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:48.719
<v Speaker 1>All right, How would you fix America? Assuming you think

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:49.240
<v Speaker 1>it's broken?

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 2>There's room for improvement with everything, and I think you

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:53.759
<v Speaker 2>can see it right now, and we've seen it in

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:56.840
<v Speaker 2>previous administrations. And for the last twenty years, there has

0:39:56.880 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 2>been such a line drawn on the sand and there's

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:03.240
<v Speaker 2>been such an attack when people have difference of opinions.

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 2>And I think, or the way I was brought up,

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 2>that you can have a difference of opinions, but we

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:11.400
<v Speaker 2>should respect each other's difference of opinions, have respectful debate

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:14.160
<v Speaker 2>and dialogue and find solutions to problems. So I think

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 2>that's the biggest problem right now.

0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 1>How does anyone win an election without being pro labor?

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 2>I think people need to be transparent and inclusive, whether

0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:25.839
<v Speaker 2>you're a pro labor or not pro labor. We want

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:28.600
<v Speaker 2>everybody to be pro labor. We want everybody to embrace

0:40:28.640 --> 0:40:30.600
<v Speaker 2>American workers. But I think if you're going to be

0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:33.320
<v Speaker 2>a politician running for any any office, you know what

0:40:33.480 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 2>you say you need to deliver on and what you

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 2>can't deliver on, you can't make promises that are unattainable.

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 2>And I think summing that up, people that run for office,

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 2>regardless of anything, need to have credibility.

0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Do you have big aspirations down the road.

0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:51.239
<v Speaker 2>I've met my biggest aspiration, I know.

0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:53.360
<v Speaker 1>But are you going to go bigger? You're gonna swing bigger.

0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's anything bigger than this.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think you're going to run this country.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I could pass the background check

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<v Speaker 2>to run.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be clear that that ship is sailed.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, good point, Good point. I just threw you

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest softball in the world, didn't I.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be You got the whole You figured life

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<v Speaker 1>out good for you. Are you a happy person? I am?

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the happiest person in the world. I'm gonna be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I wake up every day and I try to make

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<v Speaker 2>a conscious effort not to complain about anything, and I

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<v Speaker 2>do complain.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, don't bottle that out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I got

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<v Speaker 2>a great Greek kids, I've got great partners. My mother

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<v Speaker 2>is still with us, I've got two great brothers. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm living a dream to be honest with me. I'm thrilled.

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<v Speaker 2>This time is trying, and I've got the best job

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<v Speaker 2>in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Sean, you've done everything. I appreciate it. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for being on the show, and good luck fixing

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<v Speaker 1>our country forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Psha. I want to thank Sean for being

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<v Speaker 1>on the show and for keeping this country running smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate Also, if I if you would never have

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<v Speaker 1>me killed, you think you could have me killed? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Yeah? Oh man, that's pretty neat. Anyway. How you doing, Carl?

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<v Speaker 1>You look fresh, You got hair in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>It worked you in the union. You can't answer that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>how long you've been in the union? Answer me?

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<v Speaker 3>He's walked, Carl walked, strike, he's on strike.

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<v Speaker 1>Jump Carl. Sorry, I startle you was pretty good? You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't You didn't like that, did you? I hit the

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<v Speaker 1>table and You're like, whoa, I'm out of here? All right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>happy to have you back. We got some plugs. Put

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<v Speaker 1>a toss show store dot com. Check it out, get

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<v Speaker 1>your Carl shirt, Eddie's tour, check out his dates and

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<v Speaker 1>come see me on tour. All right, hit the free

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<v Speaker 1>plug music. Oh man, how's your bracket? This week's free

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<v Speaker 1>plug is for Southern Illinois University Edwardsville. Not to be

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<v Speaker 1>confused with Southern Illinois University, which is in Carbondale, but

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<v Speaker 1>they don't include the town in the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>school at that location. Anyway. Fuck SIU. Now they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make the NCAA tournament, but you know who did, SIUE.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, baby, the Cougars. Now you might be saying

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of SIU. E Well, neither had I

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<v Speaker 1>before the free plug. But with over twelve thousand students

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<v Speaker 1>enrolled at ninety eight percent acceptance rate, whoa, they're turning

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<v Speaker 1>no one away. You imagine getting that rejection letter. That

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<v Speaker 1>is that is a bitter pill. It's only fourteen thousand

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<v Speaker 1>tuition after financial aid? Is that a semester or a year? Year?

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<v Speaker 1>They still have financial aid. I'm guessing that's drying up soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Of their degrees are registered nursing.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of nurses. Twenty one percent of their degrees

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<v Speaker 1>are registered nurses. The other registered sex offenders. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's you know, you don't have to be a registered nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good to register. It's like when you buy something

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh, go to our website and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>register your product. I was like, I never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>But some of these nurses when they graduate, that might

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<v Speaker 1>be something different.

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<v Speaker 3>Notable alumni here Kathleen Madigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Kathleen Madigan, funny comedian, graduated from SIUE. Kathleen's from Saint Louis.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. She just jumps over the river there.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes to s i u E. A lot a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of famous the lums, Bill Gates went there, drove through there,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. You can say anything. Frank Sinatra took

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<v Speaker 1>some classes there. I'm pretty sure Sharon Stone audited a

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<v Speaker 1>class once there. Andy Garcia, Andy Garcia, no ship, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, he went there for a bit. S i

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<v Speaker 1>u E. The Cougars s i u E. What's that spell? Success?

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations s i u E on one hell of a

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<v Speaker 1>Cinderella run. See you next week