1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Second date, up date. Every great romantic story usually starts 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:11,959 Speaker 1: with some kind of awkward, funny, meat cute. She accidentally 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: trips on her yoga matt and falls right underneath his 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: downward dog he or she accidentally sneezed into her flaming 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: shot of everclear and caught his pants on fire. And 6 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: one of our listeners apparently met someone in a funny, 7 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,599 Speaker 1: awkward kind of way. His name is Nick, and I 8 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,880 Speaker 1: can't wait to hear his story. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 2: So Nick can't wait to hear who is injured during 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:37,919 Speaker 2: this meet kill? 11 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 3: Nick? 12 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 4: Hey, thank you so much for taking my call. 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 2: He's like, I've been a full body cast. It was 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 2: so adorable. 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: We'll learn about that. You are going to be kind 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: of like our Ryan Gosling for this, but even more charming. 18 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: I'm sure. So tell us the name of the woman 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: that you met and how you two came to be. 20 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 4: Her name is Sydney, and we met on a pickle 21 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 4: bowl court. 22 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 3: Actually I went. 23 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: By a pickleball court the other night and it was packed, Like, 24 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 2: I like, you just rotate play with the older people. 25 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, so were you at Brooks Senior Citizen 26 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: Pickleball tournament has that where you met him? 27 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 4: No, we're doing league night with my friends. 28 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 2: Okay, and how do you meet what was your name again? 29 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Sydney, Sydney Okay. 30 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 4: We we were playing mixed doubles and while we were playing, 31 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 4: there was a rally and I hit the ball and 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 4: struck her right in the chest. 33 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: The tennis ball. 34 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 2: That did you celebrate because you got the point? Yeah? 35 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: No, mock her a little bit better, say no, no, no. 36 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 4: And so after the game we usually go out and 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 4: have a drink, and so we bided them and I 38 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 4: pick up the first round because I felt bad about 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 4: hitting this woman I've never met before. 40 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 5: But you're playing mixed doubles. So she's with a guy, right, Well, 41 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 5: she was. 42 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 4: With the guy, but it was not so much she 43 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 4: was seeing. 44 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean assume always that 45 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 5: they're together. Yeah. 46 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: That should be actually a rule in pick a ball 47 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: that if you have a partner you have to kiss. 48 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: But we'll work on the pick the ball rules later. 49 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: So you took Sydney and it sounds like a bunch 50 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: of people went out to get drinks afterwards, and yeah. 51 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 4: I think there was like six of us, but Sydney 52 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 4: and I talked for a while and realized that we 53 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 4: have more in common than just pick a ball. It 54 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 4: was really nice, actually, because I wasn't going there to 55 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 4: meet anyone. 56 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 5: At what point of the night did it down and 57 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 5: you're like, oh my god, this could be something. 58 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 4: I feel like the fact that she never went away 59 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 4: to talk to somebody else. I was like, Oh, she's 60 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 4: staying here talking to me. 61 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 2: Oh that's cute. 62 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: Are you saying is this the date that you were 63 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: on with her? Or was there another meet up after that? 64 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 4: Oh? I'm sorry, I'm being slow here there this leads 65 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,119 Speaker 4: to another date. 66 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: Okay, this is me. 67 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 2: Okay, so we better get to the other date. We 68 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 2: only have so much time in a segment. 69 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about that. 70 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 4: So I was like, I'm going to the farmer's Market's 71 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 4: farm morning? Do you want to come? 72 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: My god, dude, hold on, farmers hold on. I got 73 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: to stop you as a guy. Were you really going 74 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: to the farmer's market or did you know? This is perfect? 75 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,239 Speaker 4: Well? I do you know that there is a farmer's market? 76 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: It was a move, But it's cute. That's a great idea. 77 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 2: It's a cute date. 78 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 4: Okay, So we went to this huge farmer's market I've 79 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 4: actually never been before, okay, and we walked all around 80 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 4: and it was really fun. And then after that we 81 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 4: walked to a park and walked all around this huge 82 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 4: park also, and we were together for like three hours. 83 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 5: Good walking, talking, getting your steps in yeah. 84 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: And stuff. Believe you said, getting your steps in in 85 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: a sexy way. 86 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, mile three hours of straight walking is a lot. 87 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: You felt like you were connecting obviously, Yeah. 88 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 4: And then I walked her back to her car and 89 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 4: I was feeling the vibe and I leaned in for 90 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 4: a kiss, and she did this like old tiny comedian 91 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 4: thing where she like went straight down like it was 92 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 4: an elevator. 93 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 2: Down physically she literally ducked. Yeah. 94 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 1: Was that a joke? 95 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 4: No, I don't think. 96 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 3: So. 97 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,919 Speaker 4: I ended up kissing like the top of her hair. 98 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 2: That's how did you recover from that? What did you say? 99 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 4: I was just like, huh, all right, I'll see, Oh. 100 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: You didn't push the button to get the elevator back 101 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: up to the top floor where you're at it. Come on, 102 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: we're just push her down to the ground. 103 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 2: So awkward, brutal, Yeah, I feel that. 104 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: And so then you know, I haven't. 105 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 4: She hasn't texted me back since then. 106 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: So how long ago was the Farmer's Market meet up? 107 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 4: It was about a week ago. 108 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 2: Do you think it's just the ending the kiss that. 109 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 4: I feel like? I feel like I did something, something happened, 110 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 4: but since I don't know what it is, it's kind 111 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 4: of driving me crazy. 112 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, why would you stick around that long? Like 113 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,720 Speaker 1: if she wasn't feeling it? I mean, you don't get 114 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: me wrong. 115 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 4: Some people's like to kiss right away, especially like the 116 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 4: fourth dable kiss. 117 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 5: I mean, your broad daylight broad daylight kissing is different 118 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 5: than end of the night type. 119 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:42,479 Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. But I just didn't 120 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 4: know it wasn't that. 121 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 2: And if it is that, I think that's something you 122 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 2: can come back from. 123 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 4: I would think that, but since she didn't respond, I thought, maybe, yeah, 124 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 4: there's something else. 125 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: All Right, Well we're going to come back. We're going 126 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: to try and call Sydney and get some answers for 127 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:02,799 Speaker 1: you and reunite you with your pickleball. Queen. Oh, queen, pickleball, 128 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,599 Speaker 1: it's really really important that you say that. We'll do 129 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: it with your second date update right after this hold 130 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: on second Date update. It sucks getting rejected for a 131 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: kiss the normal way, but it sucks even worse when 132 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: you lean in and they bust out a comedic elevator 133 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: going down move so that your lips meet the top 134 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 1: of her hairline time she like pushed the button first. Yeah, 135 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: but I mean it sounds like a joke, but that's 136 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: actually how Nick's date ended with a woman that Brooke 137 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: remembers her. 138 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 2: Name Sydney, Sydney. 139 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: That's right. 140 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,599 Speaker 2: Jeff was just checking because he forgot I forgot to. 141 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, well now we remember it's Sydney and they spent 142 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: three hours together. So a really strange way to end 143 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: the date. 144 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,560 Speaker 2: Now that she might have just been ready for the kiss, like, 145 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 2: that's no bad on her. 146 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: Sure, But now that a full week has passed, it's 147 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: pretty clear to Nick something is up. Yeah, and he 148 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 1: just wants to know exactly what that might be before 149 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,279 Speaker 1: we call her. Brook has generously offered to give you 150 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: a good luck kiss on the cheek though, So Nick, 151 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 1: how much tongue do you want with it? 152 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 4: Yeah? 153 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 5: I always use tongue on cheek kisses. 154 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: We didn't give you a choice there, you just got it. 155 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: So now that we have luck on our side. Let's 156 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: dial Sydney. We'll see if she picks up the phone 157 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: and hopefully has some answers for us. But here we go. 158 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 4: Thank you so much. You guys do it. 159 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: Don't thank us until you hear what happens. Kiss. 160 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. 161 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: Well I'll kiss you when we're done, no matter what. 162 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: So here we go. 163 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:46,679 Speaker 3: What hello? 164 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: Hey is this Sydney? 165 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 3: Ah? 166 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, Sidney, thank you so much for answering. This is 167 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,239 Speaker 1: a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 168 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 2: What's sad Morning? 169 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 3: Hi the radio? 170 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: Yes, and you're talking to the star of the show, 171 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dubo. 172 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally. 173 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: You can google it. 174 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 2: Your name pops up every once in a while if 175 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 2: you go down really. 176 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: Fun pitch two hundred. I'm on there anyway, exactly. 177 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 3: Yeah. 178 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: Sorry, we're doing a segment from our show. It's called 179 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you're familiar with something called the 180 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 1: second date update. 181 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 5: Uh not really now, Okay, that one will pop up 182 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 5: on Google, unlike Jeff's name. 183 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 3: Okay, a date. 184 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about a date that you went on recently 185 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: with one of our listeners named Nick. 186 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ah, yeah, yeah. 187 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, and apparently you're not calling Nick back like a 188 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,960 Speaker 1: week later, so he's reached out to us to try 189 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 1: and help him figure out why. 190 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 3: Right. 191 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 5: Sounds like you two had a lot in common. You 192 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,319 Speaker 5: met at pickleball, you talked forever. It sounds like when 193 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 5: you did the farmers market. 194 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked for a while, which must mean you 195 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: had some sort of connection going on. 196 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 3: Maybe more like I couldn't quite find a way to 197 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 3: get myself out of there any Oh. 198 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 2: Really, you know, at what point did you want to leave? 199 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 3: I mean, like an hour in, I was kind of 200 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 3: ready to go. 201 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: That's interesting because we definitely did not get that vibe 202 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: from Nick. His read was that it got better and 203 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: better and better. 204 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 2: I want to know why you wanted to leave. 205 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like conversation and stuff like, he seems 206 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 3: like a nice guy, but there was just some stuff 207 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,679 Speaker 3: that was it just wasn't my vibe. I don't know. 208 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:47,080 Speaker 2: Okay, something you guys didn't match on. 209 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 1: Could you be a little bit more specific about what 210 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: stuff you weren't vibing with? You guys? A favorite colors? 211 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 3: Okay? So he wanted to go to the Farmer's Market 212 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 3: right as soon as we got to the farmer's market. 213 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,559 Speaker 3: He took his shoes off and then asked like one 214 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 3: of the people at like a stall to like watch 215 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 3: them for him, which. 216 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 2: He left his shoes at one of the booths. 217 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like proceeded to walk the whole farmer's 218 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 3: market without shoes on, which, like. 219 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: Is it all on grass? 220 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 2: No? 221 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 3: Not on grass? 222 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,439 Speaker 1: He went barefoot over a pavement in a farmer's market. 223 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, we were downtown and like the city farmer's market. 224 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 2: Whoa one of the walk took so long. You can't 225 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 2: move very fast. I mean, I don't blame you. I 226 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 2: mean you're just fast forwarding in the relationship. You're like, dude, 227 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 2: I do not want those feet in my bed. No, 228 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 2: that's what I was thinking too. Why did he do that? 229 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 5: Though? 230 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 2: That's really interesting. 231 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 3: He just kept being like, Oh, it's I can really 232 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,480 Speaker 3: steal the earth right now. Like I'm like, bro, you're 233 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 3: walking on cements. 234 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: People that are like that. But I guess the. 235 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 2: People she made the refuse to wear running shoes. It 236 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 2: was a problem. 237 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,079 Speaker 5: Why that's usually like a hippie vibe, you know. And 238 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 5: he didn't seem very crunchy to me. 239 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 2: I don't know. 240 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 1: So that feeling of ick about his bare feet carried 241 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: over for the next three hours. 242 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it like got worse too. I was like 243 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 3: really doing my best to just kind of like pretend 244 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 3: like he wasn't doing that. And then he's like, Okay, 245 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 3: you want to go to the park. 246 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 1: At least there's grass in a park. 247 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm hoping he picks up his shoes at some 248 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 5: point there's some poor booth that still has his shoes. 249 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,800 Speaker 3: No, he grabbed his shoes and he's like walking around 250 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 3: with him in his hand. 251 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 1: It's like it's like girls in Vegas. So you got 252 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,920 Speaker 1: to the park and now he's holding his shoes and 253 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: what happened there? 254 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,440 Speaker 3: So we sit down the bench. I'm already like really 255 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,679 Speaker 3: fighting the whole ick thing, but I'm just like trying 256 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 3: to power through. And then all of a sudden, he 257 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 3: just gets up, walks over to this tree not far 258 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 3: away from me at all, like within eyesight, and just 259 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 3: goes to the bathroom behind the tree. 260 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 5: Wait what, I don't even want to ask him to 261 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:05,319 Speaker 5: public urination on a date, yeah, and a public park. 262 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I get like guys do 263 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:13,199 Speaker 3: that sometimes, but like on a date, Yeah, public. 264 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,319 Speaker 4: Parks should have public bathrooms. 265 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, but he probably didn't want to go into a 266 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 5: bathroom barefoot that one. 267 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 268 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 1: So it's the bare feet combined with the going to 269 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 1: the bathroom in the park that gave you all of 270 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: the X. 271 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. He's just a little too one with nature 272 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 3: for me. 273 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 1: I think, well, I can't speak to him being one 274 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 1: with nature, but I do know he is one with 275 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,199 Speaker 1: this telephone call right now, because he's on the other 276 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: line listening and wanted to talk to you off though, 277 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: who knows what's on? Nick? Are you there? 278 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here. 279 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,479 Speaker 5: Yeah, sounds a little embarrassed. 280 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,360 Speaker 4: I mean it's good to know. 281 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,319 Speaker 2: Okay, think of this before. 282 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you need to address to her what was 283 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,440 Speaker 1: going on with your attired decisions. 284 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 5: I think she's in shock that he's on the phone 285 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 5: anything from Sydney Sidney? 286 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 1: Are you okay? 287 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 3: I don't know. 288 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 1: This is just awkward, Nick, Why don't you talk to her? 289 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,440 Speaker 1: And I mean, you have a lot of explaining to do. 290 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 4: Dude, I didn't know bother of you. Honestly, I really 291 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:23,079 Speaker 4: really do not like wearing shoes when I'm outside. 292 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 2: And in the city on the street. 293 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, I do wash my feet before 294 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 4: I climb the bed. 295 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 3: Just well, you would have had to wash them quite 296 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 3: a lot that day because they were black when we 297 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,560 Speaker 3: got to the park. 298 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 4: That is I mean, I'm not denying that that is true. 299 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 1: We're focusing a lot on the shoes. What about the 300 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,360 Speaker 1: other big red flag during the date where you went 301 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,560 Speaker 1: to the bathroom in the park. Yeah, well, I feel like, 302 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,319 Speaker 1: are you with nature? Is that you like connecting with nature? 303 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,040 Speaker 4: Again, I'm not connecting with nature, no, but I do 304 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 4: believe that Teres has been around longer than plumbing. 305 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:02,959 Speaker 2: That's not. 306 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: Following the logic. 307 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 2: Actually, off, you're on a first date. 308 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 5: You don't want to pee in front of anybody on 309 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 5: the first date. 310 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 4: Yes, I understand. But in my defense, the tree was 311 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 4: blocking me from sight. 312 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: Okay, so it wasn't in front of her director, he's 313 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 1: kind of behind. 314 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 5: Oh, Sydney, you didn't see it, so it's fine. 315 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 3: I didn't have to see it. I heard it. 316 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: Well, if you can hear it, that must mean it's 317 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 1: pretty healthy. Yeah, I got a strong stream thrust. I 318 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,560 Speaker 1: don't know if that's really a selling point, but that's 319 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 1: what we're going with. 320 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, we were walking through a long time, and I 321 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 4: had to go. 322 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,640 Speaker 2: I man, there's like there's public restrooms for that. 323 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: So, like you said, he couldn't go win because he 324 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: didn't have a shoes Brook. This was an emergency of. 325 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 2: All the people defending being shoeless in public. I didn't 326 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 2: expect it to be here. 327 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: Somebody's got to stand up for mother nature, and shockingly 328 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 1: it's me. Okay and Nick, and I'm also going to 329 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: stand up for love today because I'd like to offer 330 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 1: a second date for you, Sydney, if you'll agree to 331 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: meet up with him one more time, we would pay 332 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 1: for it, and he might even agree to wear shoes 333 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: on the next one. 334 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 3: He's gone shoes on. 335 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 2: Oh wow, look at that. His boundary is a date 336 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 2: with you. 337 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know about that. I just feel like 338 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 3: we're different people. 339 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,720 Speaker 2: That's not always bad, though, you know. 340 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 4: I actually feel pretty okay about all of this. 341 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: Well, you know what, Sidney, we appreciate you answering the 342 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: phone and just being fully honest with us about what 343 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 1: really happened. 344 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I'm sorry it didn't work out. 345 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 2: What it is, man, They never complimented her on her 346 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 2: way of dodging a kiss. 347 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you need he told you about that. Yeah, 348 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 3: I did pretty good, right reflexes? 349 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a little too good. 350 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we don't want to leave you empty handed 351 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: or empty four headed, Nick, So before you leave, there 352 00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: you go. 353 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 2: I think he just stopped, as did you? 354 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 3: Duck? 355 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,520 Speaker 1: Damn it, Jeffrey in the morning. You know, normally, if 356 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 1: shoes are coming off on a first date, that's a 357 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,960 Speaker 1: pretty good sign that things are moving in the right direction. 358 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 5: You know, he doesn't leave his socks on during the act. 359 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: But yeah, in this case, it was not a good sign. 360 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: It was a weird sign. 361 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 5: Yeah. 362 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 2: I didn't expect that of him. 363 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 1: Honestly, No, we didn't see that coming, Alexis, which was 364 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: worse for you walking around barefoot? Or the urinating in 365 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: public barefoot? Why public? 366 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 2: I'm jealous. 367 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 3: Guys can kind of do that anyway. 368 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 5: But I feel like if he's on a hill and 369 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 5: he's barefoot downhill, I I had to not go there. 370 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: You really that out Brook needs to do a wilderness 371 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: survival show and this needs to be episode number one. 372 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 2: Gravity is not your friend when peene in the woods. 373 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: Let's make sure to add all of those to your 374 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: first date checklists. Show up on time. Tip your waiters, 375 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,360 Speaker 1: keep your shoes on, don't pee on trees, and make 376 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,080 Speaker 1: sure you're not peeing on a slope if you're going 377 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 1: to be barefoot. Now there you go. So much you 378 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,680 Speaker 1: can learn by listening to our second date updates, so 379 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,119 Speaker 1: you can find them online wherever you get your podcasts. 380 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,360 Speaker 1: They're at Brook and Jeffrey