Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby.
Speaker 1: I had just given us the finger. We're starting over.
Speaker 1: I had the thumb. Yeah yeah, but then I clicked
Speaker 1: the button that made it go off. So where are
Speaker 1: we now? We'll just keep rolling. If you get the video,
Speaker 1: I get the video up. Other we'll just keep rolling
Speaker 1: this right, Yeah, I feel the same way, right except
Speaker 1: where I said I got the phone, Yeah, you did
Speaker 1: get because it happened. Yeah it does. Uh, Mike and
Speaker 1: Mike and how we're going through some segments because we're
Speaker 1: gonna do I don't know, maybe tomorrow, maybe Friday. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do rejected segments where I'll bring on the segments
Speaker 1: that we never did. And I have a couple here
Speaker 1: that made it as honorable mentions that I won't do.
Speaker 1: But I want to give you these rejected segments. They
Speaker 1: didn't make top five, but these were segments we were
Speaker 1: never gonna do. As soon as they were sitting in,
Speaker 1: we were like, we're never gonna do these, let's save them.
Speaker 1: They were surpassed. But here's one from Lunchbox where he
Speaker 1: took audio from Morgan and Eddie doing commercials. Well, the
Speaker 1: thing is none of us here are really eloquent speakers.
Speaker 1: We're not higher because how we say words or voices,
Speaker 1: especially him, even me, I would not do. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to get in the mix of calling people out
Speaker 1: from messing up with commercials likes you guys could take
Speaker 1: hours of my tape. Yeah, it's kind of our fault though,
Speaker 1: because we've gotten stuff of a lunchbox where he's like,
Speaker 1: really make fun of me. And then they couldn't even
Speaker 1: both of them the same word gave them problems. So
Speaker 1: I thought that was hilarious. Okay, here we go. Eddie
Speaker 1: and Morgan both do commercials for this company. They can't
Speaker 1: say a specific word. First it was Morgan, he says,
Speaker 1: who took fifteen minutes to get one word right, and
Speaker 1: then Eddie takes on the fifteen minutes say the same word.
Speaker 1: Here we go, this patent and medication. How do you
Speaker 1: say that word? Patented? Patented? Patent? Patented patent? How do
Speaker 1: you say patented? Patenten? That sounds weird? Hold on, this
Speaker 1: patent in medication is available only by prescription and you
Speaker 1: can only get it at Red Mountain weight Loss. That's Morgan.
Speaker 1: I thought you said it right the first time though
Speaker 1: I felt right, but everybody kept telling me it was wrong.
Speaker 1: So hers again from the beginning. This patent and medication,
Speaker 1: it's like country patented. Yeah, I got a little flaying
Speaker 1: with it, and then Eddie doing the same word. Isn't
Speaker 1: it time you try a r M three? This pan
Speaker 1: this patented meant this patent didn't Dude, I can't say
Speaker 1: patent did this patent? Did this patent? Did this patent? Didn't?
Speaker 1: Do this? So hard? This patented medication is available only
Speaker 1: by prescription and you can only get it at Red
Speaker 1: Mountain weight loss. You Gotyboddy good? Yeah, you just slur
Speaker 1: it like I do sometimes. Patent Okay, we rejected that,
Speaker 1: but thank you lunch you. Hey, that wouldn't make you smile? Ye,
Speaker 1: make you smile to making loud and make it in
Speaker 1: a good mood. Yeah. Also, Lunchbox had a segment idea
Speaker 1: or other honorable mentions from Lunchbox. All right, he wanted
Speaker 1: us to do a whole segment called props to Lunchbox
Speaker 1: because he went and got a flu shot. Yep, this
Speaker 1: is what's called bottom of the barrel prep. No, well,
Speaker 1: this is the health of America. You guys say, how
Speaker 1: important it is to get a flu shot. And I
Speaker 1: finally found time in the middle of January to go
Speaker 1: get a flu shot. Maybe it's February all the time
Speaker 1: you have the time that's remembering. Yeah, it's remembering. It's
Speaker 1: hard to remember. I don't go to the doctor very often,
Speaker 1: and I was I happened to be at a CBS
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, do you guys do flu
Speaker 1: shots here? And so I had to go sign up
Speaker 1: with the little kiosk and but they put the jab arm.
Speaker 1: It only took like five minutes. Yeah, so now it
Speaker 1: was sore. And but now I'm not gonna get the
Speaker 1: flu this season. Yeah, well I got to fluk shot too.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you're not gonna get the flu. They
Speaker 1: best guest strand right, right. But I was proud of
Speaker 1: myself and it was really just an encouragement. No whole
Speaker 1: segment called props to Lunchbox, not a PSA for our listeners. Yes,
Speaker 1: where we also prompted me for taking care of myself
Speaker 1: and not getting you guys sick. But you got in
Speaker 1: me sick every time you every time every illness he's had,
Speaker 1: I've mysteriously ended with illness right after that from COVID,
Speaker 1: but probably the shame he feels around that is why
Speaker 1: he finally got the shot. He wants to do props
Speaker 1: to lunch spots. Yeah, there's no shame here. Hey, Abby,
Speaker 1: what's going on with my hat? Oh? Boy? So you
Speaker 1: see it? No, go grab it? Okay, it wasn't a fail.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go grab it. I haven't seen it. So
Speaker 1: let's look and we'll let our listeners watch. Who we're watching?
Speaker 1: Are we up videos? Bring it out here? Yeah? Bring
Speaker 1: it in here. So I bought I thought was one.
Speaker 1: I have four of these massive hats you aren't on
Speaker 1: your head and they didn't have any colors but pink.
Speaker 1: So I was like great, And so I get said, Abbey,
Speaker 1: would you mind dying it? I don't think you'ren want
Speaker 1: to put this on your head. I'm not. I took
Speaker 1: my hat off today to put this on. What did
Speaker 1: you do to it? What could happen? Wait? Okay, it
Speaker 1: looks red. That looks fine. It's not really, it's it's
Speaker 1: like coming off dirty red. Well, you don't want to
Speaker 1: put it on your head because it was all over
Speaker 1: her hand red with the but if you put that
Speaker 1: in it, let me see it put that in it.
Speaker 1: Why is that pink? Oh? Because it was in it? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: got I gotta got it. So if that's in it's
Speaker 1: what is it? No, we'll back up. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is doesn't either way to fix that. So does
Speaker 1: it look red? Yeah at all? Yeah, it looks red
Speaker 1: or pink. It looks like it looks on the camera,
Speaker 1: looks pink. Okay, here we go. It's vintage, faded, vintage.
Speaker 1: Can I wear it to the razor back game and
Speaker 1: every I think it's red? Yes, Scuoba says no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I guess your next to a red microphone and you're
Speaker 1: gonna be wearing red. If you're gonna put an Arkansas
Speaker 1: Arkansas on there, the red is gonna be way different. Abby.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Now? I brought another one? Do
Speaker 1: you you need to what? Just hop on that mic
Speaker 1: just hop on that mine right there. Um. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: do another one because I got like a spray paint,
Speaker 1: like a cloth of fabric spray paint that's red. That
Speaker 1: might work better. Are you gonna do this one? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Well should I? I mean, I mean you might as
Speaker 1: well do it and see if it works. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I soaked the hat you have on for like two hours,
Speaker 1: and I kept adding die and it was just paint.
Speaker 1: How much did all the die cost? Oh? Not like
Speaker 1: ten dollars? Okay, how much do you think your time?
Speaker 1: How much time you just been doing it? It was
Speaker 1: a four hours and then she gets five hours. It
Speaker 1: was a long time. I gave her one hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for supplies. That's great. I would have done it for No,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have. I'd have stuck in some red dye
Speaker 1: for one hundred bucks. The red dye is like still
Speaker 1: in my backyard on my back patty because I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do with it. Part pouring on the
Speaker 1: dog poop in your yard, huh oh, yeah, I could
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, So this isn't red enough though, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this one back to you. And I
Speaker 1: didn't even rinse it off. Your sister rinse it off
Speaker 1: and dry it and everything. But if I it's gonna
Speaker 1: just be like light pink like it started like the
Speaker 1: top material. I think it looks red from here, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I gave me said, and I just think if he's
Speaker 1: putting a hog on the front, which is a really
Speaker 1: dark red it's just gonna pink scrap it does it's
Speaker 1: pink scrap? Yeah? Oh man, what Bobby we doing more?
Speaker 1: Your color deficient? Or what Mike would you adds? Pink?
Speaker 1: It is red, which sounds like a coral. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: underneath her is red. Yeah, Okay, I don't need the
Speaker 1: bill maybe yeah, but I'm saying I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: to you, Abby to see what we can do. Okay,
Speaker 1: all spray painted? Um yeah, and we can't find it patch,
Speaker 1: So she's gonna it's this big and we tried to
Speaker 1: get him to embroider it. So she's gonna do a
Speaker 1: paint and a on it. Oh am, I really going
Speaker 1: to do that? Why? Baby? Does she know how to
Speaker 1: do that? I was like, we're gonna make this work
Speaker 1: one way or the other. Yeah, all right, Abby, thank
Speaker 1: you for chasing that down. A woman cut off her
Speaker 1: boyfriend's penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Blood is real bad. There's blood everywhere. Wait threatened or
Speaker 1: actually good, No woman cut off the penis, but he
Speaker 1: was he was gonna leak the sex tape like you
Speaker 1: want to. You just want to touch her out, you know.
Speaker 1: If you see a story about a kid being abductive.
Speaker 1: They're like, makes you want to hug your own kids
Speaker 1: when this happens. I just want to touch my own
Speaker 1: just like make you want to hug my own kid,
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, buddy, you know Okay, yeah it
Speaker 1: is bad. It is. There's a Ruba is offering a
Speaker 1: free vacation to someone who wants to be there weather
Speaker 1: person for a week. They're calling the world's easiest job
Speaker 1: because the weather's always the same and you can apply
Speaker 1: and just go live it up Hello, which is a
Speaker 1: pretty cool promotion because obviously they don't really need a
Speaker 1: weather person, but now we're talking about it going because
Speaker 1: the weather's always the same. So I saw that. Do
Speaker 1: you want to record this video? Okay, So Scuba, what's
Speaker 1: the video I'm recording here? This is like an intro
Speaker 1: video at CRS. Okay, when is the RS? It's March.
Speaker 1: It's something like that. Okay. So CRS is the big
Speaker 1: country radio seminar radio. People come in from all over
Speaker 1: the country to Nashville, and this video is going to
Speaker 1: be played where it'll be played at one of the breakouts,
Speaker 1: and it kind of like talks about what to expect
Speaker 1: that day at CRS. I'm I'm setting up the day. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're kind of like, hey, bibe here, CRS welcome, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And there's like a CMA plug because you
Speaker 1: want to see a may award. And then it talks
Speaker 1: about okay later today four we got the new We
Speaker 1: got this before we got this SIS one. It is
Speaker 1: this amyan going go home if you want. Well, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I mean we're done. We're just about done anyway, but okay,
Speaker 1: hang out for um. So I'm basically I'll work. He said.
Speaker 1: If you don't do you just tell them that. No,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, I don't even know what this. I
Speaker 1: thought I was doing like a special tribute to somebody. No,
Speaker 1: it's like an intro like the panel. So it's so
Speaker 1: it's like recycle your bottles and cans, get to the
Speaker 1: airport one hour early, that kind of thing. I actually donkay,
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever they I just thought it was a
Speaker 1: true I thought it would be like a touching tribute
Speaker 1: to somebody. Okay, okay, yourself a little bit at the
Speaker 1: top and okay, I haven't read over it yet, so
Speaker 1: let's let's do it. I can't see the work. No,
Speaker 1: I can't see the words on the left side. It's
Speaker 1: it's can you make them a little smaller because it's
Speaker 1: a it's a it's at a highest I saw. I Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'll work. Go ahead, That's what we do after the show. Everybody, kids,
Speaker 1: you wondering it's twelve or two pm right now? We
Speaker 1: got three two. Hey, everybody, welcome to CRS twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: I'm Bobby Bones. We hope you're having a great CRS
Speaker 1: week so far. Drink a lot of water, you'll need it.
Speaker 1: I know what you're all doing now. I'm honored to
Speaker 1: have been recognized as the CMA National Broadcast Personality of
Speaker 1: the Year in twenty twenty two. Super cool that we
Speaker 1: fit ten years here. Can you believe it? I can't.
Speaker 1: And so it's an honor to be here and for
Speaker 1: you guys to be here for cru And if you're
Speaker 1: an on air personality or radio station and you want
Speaker 1: to enter for twenty twenty three for the CMA Broadcast Awards,
Speaker 1: the submission windows coming up soon. That windows may first
Speaker 1: to June thirtieth. And while you're here, check out the
Speaker 1: CMA booths so you can learn more about things like
Speaker 1: big changes coming to CMA membership. That's what it's all about,
Speaker 1: and there are big changes to the membership process. Be
Speaker 1: on the lookout in just a few days for official
Speaker 1: launch of a new CEMA membership structure designed to benefit
Speaker 1: every single person in the music industry and the business.
Speaker 1: It's all about you guys being a part of this.
Speaker 1: It's CMA membership like you've never seen it before. That's
Speaker 1: the goal. Also, CMA is gearing up for the fiftieth
Speaker 1: anniversary of CMA Fest, the longest running country music festival
Speaker 1: in the whole world. CMA Fest is one of a kind,
Speaker 1: and this year's festival will be one to remember, So
Speaker 1: be sure you make plans to celebrate fifty years of
Speaker 1: country music with us June eighth through eleventh in downtown Nashville.
Speaker 1: Stopped by the CMA booth to learn more about the
Speaker 1: music a bend of the summer. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1: We hope you're here. And also CMA membership opportunities still
Speaker 1: to come. Today at CRS at noon, Team Umgo Death
Speaker 1: Part Again. It's Umga Umga right, Okay what Mike Uma,
Speaker 1: Team Munga got it? At noon, Team umg at the
Speaker 1: Rhyme and featuring an all star lineup of UMG artists.
Speaker 1: The CRS Artist Interview featuring Kenny Chesney this afternoon at
Speaker 1: four right here in the Legends Ballroom. At six thirty pm,
Speaker 1: it's the Bob Kingsley Acoustic Alley, also here in Legends Ballroom.
Speaker 1: And now get ready for the next CRS session High
Speaker 1: Functioning Anxiety, which is every single day for all of us.
Speaker 1: But now this session starts. Now, session now start, Yeah, yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: all right. I think that's it, um Ruba. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do the hacker stole a thousand bucks from TikToker Millie Ford.
Speaker 1: How do they do that? Thousand dollars? That's almost not
Speaker 1: even a story card? Tells were saved in my account online.
Speaker 1: I guess they got in. I thought it was Millie
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown when I saw Millie heavy labor to boost
Speaker 1: men's fertility. What it's like for us because we don't
Speaker 1: do heavy labor. Powerball ticket final story forgotten in copocket
Speaker 1: turns out to be a one million dollar winter That's it,
Speaker 1: all right, that's it for this. Thank you guys. I Will,
Speaker 1: I mean Mike and I are flying out at like
Speaker 1: three or four something today, We're gonna go to California.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this show tomorrow and Friday, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, Friday ashing me Rattle Beyond, which is awesome.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna do Rich Eysen's sports radio and
Speaker 1: TV show tomorrow and Friday. If you care. It's a
Speaker 1: three hour show and I'm gonna trying not to screw
Speaker 1: it up. It's nine to twelve Pacific, so Central time.
Speaker 1: We will work our normal hours. We leave the year
Speaker 1: at ten, and then at eleven Central I go and
Speaker 1: do that show. That makes sense, right, Yeah? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: at this point right now, tomorrow you'll be an hour
Speaker 1: listen to the show, oh an hour and five minutes.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna be in La Man, Hollywood, chilling the pool. No.
Speaker 1: The one time we went to Nobu where the slubs go. Yeah, quick,
Speaker 1: Nobu story. What is that a restaurant? Yeah, super fancy restaurant.
Speaker 1: There's one in Malibu. There's also I believe one in
Speaker 1: maybe in just La Proper. Maybe, But we went to
Speaker 1: the Malibu and Scooby there too. I want to know
Speaker 1: if the cool one in Malbourne. Okay, so we went
Speaker 1: and here's the thing. Did you take the four oh five.
Speaker 1: I don't know the roads, I don't even know where,
Speaker 1: don't evenything about it, but I was out. We were
Speaker 1: working is me, Mike d Caitlin, and my manager Tom
Speaker 1: tom b so you can all picture it, and we
Speaker 1: try to get a decent rental car. We were in
Speaker 1: LA but when we got the rental car, they gave
Speaker 1: us like all they have is like a crappy van.
Speaker 1: It was like like a creepy van or a minivan.
Speaker 1: Is a mini van not creepy. But it was white. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a little creepy. It was kind of in the
Speaker 1: middle of creepy and crappy. So we get the fans
Speaker 1: the only run a car they have, and Morgan, who
Speaker 1: used to work on the show but now works like
Speaker 1: that same team, Morgans in my every day, day to
Speaker 1: day manag and so she didn't go on the trip,
Speaker 1: but she called and she goes, hey, I'll try to
Speaker 1: get you guys a reservation. It's some places. I was
Speaker 1: like cool, And I was like, what about Maliboo what's
Speaker 1: it called Noo no boo? And Malibu because I know
Speaker 1: Caitlin loved that place, and there was no chance we'd
Speaker 1: get in as they call that place just see. And
Speaker 1: so Morgan calls and she's like, hey, I'm setting this up.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get a reservation for Bobby Bones. He's shooting
Speaker 1: the show out there. So there's so many celebrities in
Speaker 1: Hollywood that they just believe you're a celebrity, even if
Speaker 1: they don't know who you are, because they're just so many,
Speaker 1: and so like, no problem, he's a cool We'll set
Speaker 1: it up. So I'm getting it's weird, but I'm getting
Speaker 1: the Hollywood treatment, even though I'm not from Hollywood. They
Speaker 1: had no idea how it was. But it's so Hollywood
Speaker 1: out there that they don't they know, they don't know everybody,
Speaker 1: so they just assume it's somebody. So we're like we
Speaker 1: got in, Like yeah, it's like a Thursday or Friday night.
Speaker 1: So we're like, great, let's go. So we're driving up.
Speaker 1: We're warning the crap you keep your van creepy, crappy.
Speaker 1: We're driving up. It's us for me, Mike, Caitlin and Tom.
Speaker 1: I'm not thinketting about it. We're just driving up. But
Speaker 1: you have to valet when you've out rub. When you valet,
Speaker 1: that's where twenty pop Rozzi R. They're just they're just
Speaker 1: camped out right taking pictures of everybody get out of
Speaker 1: their fancy cars. We pull up and as soon as
Speaker 1: a van pulls up, they all like take a break
Speaker 1: because they're like, this was no change. And so we
Speaker 1: valeted the van and it was the worst looking card
Speaker 1: there because it was all fancy cars all in the
Speaker 1: parking lot. And we went and enjoyed our mill. We
Speaker 1: came out and got in the van. Days over. Wow,
Speaker 1: So that's how Brittany should do it. Yes soon as
Speaker 1: no no, no no, no no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh this is not it's smoking in the hood. Hey,
Speaker 1: so how is the food. It's awesome. It's too dark
Speaker 1: for me though, like the well, no not to food,
Speaker 1: but you can't see. We were out on the beach though,
Speaker 1: like you're on the on the dock over the beach.
Speaker 1: It's super cool, but I don't see well anyway, and
Speaker 1: I was gonna pull out my phone and from the
Speaker 1: light on and look at the menu, and they were like,
Speaker 1: go do that here. Oh yeah, Toms, like this is
Speaker 1: not the really place to pull out your phone. You're like,
Speaker 1: but I can't see I'm like, as I'm blind, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. It's not trendy. I'm blind. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: they're like, we'll just order you some stuff, so it's
Speaker 1: really dark for me. We all did that too when
Speaker 1: we went to eat with Caitlin's parents. Remember how old
Speaker 1: were all of us look at the menu and with
Speaker 1: the light sil like, it's too dark in here, we
Speaker 1: can't see. All right, that's it. Thank you, have a
Speaker 1: great day. We will see you guys tomorrow.