Speaker 1: I saw us on the side. What's going on?
Speaker 2: We're back from vacation and I'm here with diamond Head there.
Speaker 1: Hi, how was vacation? Okay? What is that? It was
Speaker 1: nothing spectacular? Like I hung out with family, which I
Speaker 1: always do in vacation. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: No, it's chill. Yeah, I think I overplayed the sims.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I do so. Our intervention did not help. No,
Speaker 1: But but you know, just like a lot of other things,
Speaker 1: it runs its course. Like I'm I haven't played in
Speaker 1: about two weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I caught Andrew doing yesterday here at.
Speaker 1: Work, playing that game where build a city, the.
Speaker 2: Great Escapes thing or Grand Escapes whatever it was. He
Speaker 2: was on his phone and I walked by and he
Speaker 2: did one of these, put the phone down and scooted
Speaker 2: it away real quick. I said, Andrew already saw it.
Speaker 1: Yep. What you doing, buddy? He's like, I'm building a landscape.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what that mister over here clock and what
Speaker 2: everybody else is doing all day long?
Speaker 1: Busted?
Speaker 2: So his intervention didn't work. Your intervention didn't work. I
Speaker 2: am still talking to chat GPT, not in the ways
Speaker 2: I used to. We have a different relationship now, and
Speaker 2: I don't even know what goes on with Josh.
Speaker 1: Josh doesn't even know what goes on with Josh. Okay,
Speaker 1: that guy is on. Well, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: I missed you so much on our vacation because we
Speaker 2: had a lot of fun and I was like, off, Diamond,
Speaker 2: we're here. This would have been like a little off
Speaker 2: the grid thing. And I got microphones because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe I'll just do a podcast. Well, no, there was
Speaker 2: no chance of doing a podcast, hy because those two
Speaker 2: were hammered like every day they started drinking from the
Speaker 2: time they woke up to time and get to sleep,
Speaker 2: which I respect. Brandon is the exact opposite, where he's
Speaker 2: just smoking weed all day, so they're very talkative. He's
Speaker 2: just sitting there staring at a wall, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is not the time for a podcast.
Speaker 1: Were you looking around like somebody safety? Truly?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, you know, I'm sick of
Speaker 2: the boys. I wish there was a girl here with me.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, yeah, no, I don't think I would
Speaker 1: have been that fun. Why overstimulation Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you're fine with overstimulation if it's simulation.
Speaker 1: You care about yeah, but I don't care about three
Speaker 1: men in one space. Oh my god. I was arguing
Speaker 1: with men this past weekend.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this, so on the show today actually,
Speaker 2: because when you guys hear this, it's going to be
Speaker 2: tomorrow Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Today is Tuesday.
Speaker 2: On the show today, we were talking about how allegedly
Speaker 2: a little survey came out that said, and this is
Speaker 2: not a study, it's a survey, eighty percent of single
Speaker 2: women surveyed said that they have zero interest in dating.
Speaker 2: And Diamond is one of that eighty percent, as is
Speaker 2: our girl Abby, who was on a podcast not long ago.
Speaker 2: So we were talking on the show today about why
Speaker 2: that is why you have no interest? And I thought
Speaker 2: your answers were great, very well, put very on the nose.
Speaker 1: Basically, you said that men are exhausting, and they are.
Speaker 1: They I think that we just like the whole like
Speaker 1: men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
Speaker 3: Thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, we're even further apart now, like
Speaker 1: we're on two different and mercury. I mean, like it
Speaker 1: is exhausting to talk to men, Okay, why we just
Speaker 1: don't see eye to eye And I don't think it's
Speaker 1: just a me thing. Like I was at a barbecue
Speaker 1: over the weekend and I think me and my cousin's
Speaker 1: friends started going back and forth with each other and
Speaker 1: it was playful at first, but I felt myself getting
Speaker 1: hot and we were talking about there weren't multiple conversations.
Speaker 1: Like I told him at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: I'm like, leave me alone. I feel like you're just
Speaker 1: trying to argue with me. Because there were three different arguments.
Speaker 1: One was about like men saying that they can't watch
Speaker 1: a woman give birth because it'll change their like view
Speaker 1: of said vagina, and I was like that was his take. Ever,
Speaker 1: he tried to make it seem like, oh, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with saying that, And I'm like, don't ever
Speaker 1: say that to a woman. I don't say it. Let
Speaker 1: them know who you are that too. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: I haven't given birth, but I think that like most
Speaker 1: women already know that, Like, nobody who isn't a doctor
Speaker 1: or in the medical field really wants to watch a
Speaker 1: baby be born, like you want to have this, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it was amazing to watch it's my child. I love
Speaker 1: the child, but honestly, nobody really wants to watch it. Right. Okay, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think many women actually want to go through childbirth.
Speaker 1: They just want to have a baby. I certainly don't
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, so like you telling a woman that
Speaker 1: you don't want to see that and blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: when basically she's doing it for you, like it's your
Speaker 1: kid too, She's putting her life on the life. Shut up.
Speaker 2: I find that to be such a disgusting take from
Speaker 2: men in so many ways, because one how many men
Speaker 2: do you know who are like, oh, she doesn't want kids,
Speaker 2: absolute deal breaker. No, I need somebody to have my babies.
Speaker 2: That's how they say it. I mean not all of them,
Speaker 2: but there are a lot of them who do say
Speaker 2: I need somebody who's gonna have my kids. My kids,
Speaker 2: my kids. Okay, so they are your kids. But now
Speaker 2: you're gonna shame me about what my body can do
Speaker 2: that yours cannot do, and talk about how now you're
Speaker 2: gonna look at me completely differently because I helped deliver
Speaker 2: this thing that we both wanted but only one of
Speaker 2: us could actually do. Now you're gonna give me shit
Speaker 2: about it, and you're never gonna look at me the
Speaker 2: same again.
Speaker 1: Off with your head. I literally was like and the
Speaker 1: guy's like, wait, what's wrong with saying that? I'm like,
Speaker 1: and that is an issue that you don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 2: Nothing is wrong with saying it. Don't discourage them from
Speaker 2: saying it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, say it, say that if they think it,
Speaker 3: say it, Like what the hell?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh, so, like what do you say?
Speaker 1: So like if we had a kid, and I hate
Speaker 1: when people do that, like no, you and I never,
Speaker 1: but if we had a kid and I was talking
Speaker 1: to my family about it, and like on the car
Speaker 1: ride home, So on the car ride home, whether it
Speaker 1: was a five minute car ride or a thirty five
Speaker 1: minute car ride, when your ass up the entire time,
Speaker 1: don't ever fucking embarrass me by saying something like that
Speaker 1: out loud. Are you crazy? Because you know what happens.
Speaker 1: Here's what happens.
Speaker 2: So, first of all, if you encourage them to not
Speaker 2: say these things, which I understand what you're saying, but
Speaker 2: I think it should be more, don't think this thing.
Speaker 2: But if you think it, please say it, because you
Speaker 2: need to warn the women that are coming your way
Speaker 2: what kind of person you are, or else you end
Speaker 2: up like a shanty who now has this bum ass Nelly,
Speaker 2: who had the audacity to say he doesn't understand how
Speaker 2: she wakes up when the baby cries at night, and
Speaker 2: that he has nothing for that child until they're four
Speaker 2: years old. But he says nothing for you. Are you
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: He's a little bit off with his head. Do you
Speaker 1: want to know what? She's even crazier because he said
Speaker 1: that they had that conversation before a baby was even
Speaker 1: a thought. Sick okay, And this is not like two
Speaker 1: thousand and four or twenty eleven conversation. This is twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four.
Speaker 2: Sick.
Speaker 1: They have this conversation, damant. So I don't even blame
Speaker 1: him because he said it absolutely not there about who
Speaker 1: he was. You're a loser. You were honest about who
Speaker 1: you were she decided to have a kid. That makes
Speaker 1: me so, said girl? Please, okay, why I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I think that we as a society,
Speaker 1: not just women, people tell us who they are and
Speaker 1: we think like we don't believe them for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: and then we're mad after the fact, which is why
Speaker 1: she's probably not mad. He told her who she was.
Speaker 2: Exactly whatever I am at a loss. What else did
Speaker 2: you fight with men about?
Speaker 1: We thought about the term situationship, okay, and the fact
Speaker 1: that I think that like as a society, we've made
Speaker 1: it normal and that it shouldn't be normal. You're either
Speaker 1: in a relationship where you're not. I don't this whole
Speaker 1: like situationship thing is so toxic that it's like why.
Speaker 2: Are we It's the same thing as like old school
Speaker 2: just talking like we're talking, we're dating.
Speaker 1: We're in a situation ship, right, I say, we're dating? Well,
Speaker 1: see they've made situationships into one, into that little category. Okay.
Speaker 1: I started off as like, this is a toxic on
Speaker 1: and off thing. Why aren't we calling it what it is?
Speaker 1: So what is your definition of a situationship? It's a
Speaker 1: toxic on and off thing? Which way, I don't feel
Speaker 1: like they should be a thing I might be in
Speaker 1: a situationship?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, okay, listen, this long distance we'll see each
Speaker 2: other all the time, like we don't care, we don't
Speaker 2: have this thing that's like a hardcore is that? But
Speaker 2: I don't think it's toxic. It might be toxic. No,
Speaker 2: I wish he was here, So toxic is.
Speaker 1: Like for me a lot of the times the situationship
Speaker 1: is where one person thinks they're in a relationship with
Speaker 1: someone and the other person, who's just living their life
Speaker 1: that is not. And so it's like that's what makes
Speaker 1: it toxic because you're sticking around with someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: really want you. I don't I just for me. We're
Speaker 1: either together or you're a friend.
Speaker 2: But like situationships, I feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 2: hobosexuality happening. Also, Clockett and I will say this is
Speaker 2: like turning into a y men's suck podcast, And I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna say all men's.
Speaker 1: Suck, just a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the amount of hobosexuals seeing to be
Speaker 2: much more men than women most of the women I know,
Speaker 2: and I can only say based on the information I have,
Speaker 2: so most of the women I know have their shit together,
Speaker 2: have jobs, pay for their own apartment, their car, everything,
Speaker 2: they can take care of themselves, and a lot of
Speaker 2: them are with some bum ass dudes who cannot do
Speaker 2: the same thing, and they're basically just supporting this full
Speaker 2: grown human while they pursue a passion of some sort.
Speaker 2: The tal all about if you are passionate about something,
Speaker 2: pursue it also be able to pay your bills. You
Speaker 2: cannot just rely on another person to take care of
Speaker 2: you constantly. And I see that a lot more coming
Speaker 2: from dudes now, and guys also at the same time
Speaker 2: have this thing. Women just want someone to take care
Speaker 2: of them. From the guys who ask off the bat,
Speaker 2: can you cook? Can you clean? What are you bringing
Speaker 2: to the table. You want to be taken care of.
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to be taken care of in some way,
Speaker 2: So don't.
Speaker 1: Fault people for that. That's crazy, which is why I
Speaker 1: don't have an issue saying I want a man with money.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't fault you for that. I did at
Speaker 2: one point, I did. I don't think I necessarily do anymore.
Speaker 2: But when you say money, you want a which man
Speaker 2: or you just want a man who can take care
Speaker 2: of himself.
Speaker 1: A man who can take care of himself. Okay, But
Speaker 1: I mean, if if your bank account has a little
Speaker 1: razzle dazzle in it, who am I to turn that down?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like I'd like it cool? Whatever,
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, you gotta stand firm in that these days,
Speaker 1: because these guys they lie about the jobs that they
Speaker 1: don't have, like these oh my God, horrible. Everyone needs
Speaker 1: to be in this like are you what is it
Speaker 1: the group on Facebook? Are we dating the same guy?
Speaker 1: There's so much more than are we dating the same
Speaker 1: guy in these groups, like does this guy have a job?
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, one guy was outed like two weeks
Speaker 1: ago about the fact that he the guy said that
Speaker 1: he was an immigration lawyer and blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: he tells all this woman the same thing. Apparently his
Speaker 1: girlfriend is the immigration lawyer. He's jobless, okay, and he
Speaker 1: just like puts on a front. But like, this is
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. These men are lying.
Speaker 2: The audacity in the year twenty twenty five to try
Speaker 2: and lie about really anything that can be verified now
Speaker 2: in seventy five different ways. Except I will say this
Speaker 2: a guy that I used to day, the guy that
Speaker 2: I did when I was first moving here. You cannot
Speaker 2: google anything about him anywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: First middle last name. Poof nothing. He's on no social media.
Speaker 2: He has a pretty high security clearance job with that
Speaker 2: came from the government. You can't find a picture of
Speaker 2: him nothing, Damn. Mister six one seven is non existent.
Speaker 2: But I know that he actually like is what he
Speaker 2: says he is and does what he says he does.
Speaker 2: I am very aware that he is, but it's just weird. However,
Speaker 2: in the year twenty twenty five, lying about stuff that's
Speaker 2: so verifiable as wild but getting away with it is wilder.
Speaker 2: How long do you let somebody pretend to be a
Speaker 2: lawyer before you're like, something's just eate meth in here.
Speaker 1: Well, I think as a society we don't use our
Speaker 1: brains the way that we should. Like there are I'm nosy,
Speaker 1: so I'm always going to try to find stuff out.
Speaker 1: I don't did I would? Did I ever tell you the story?
Speaker 1: I told you this story? What about? How Like? I
Speaker 1: googled a guy that I was going on a date
Speaker 1: with and something didn't add up, And so I waited
Speaker 1: until we were at the table and I had had
Speaker 1: like a drink, so I was like, oh, yeah, so
Speaker 1: you lied about something. No, what did he lie about?
Speaker 1: He said that he was from Dallas, But I googled
Speaker 1: his family and it had like it was an article
Speaker 1: about his family and they were from some part of Arkansas.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the hell is this? Like,
Speaker 1: why do you have to lie about being from Dallas
Speaker 1: if you're not from not I don't get it was
Speaker 1: this dating, but it was a long story which he
Speaker 1: decided to tell me on the first date, which I
Speaker 1: thought was like okay, but well, you made him a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of yeah, a whole bunch of family drama
Speaker 1: that resulted in his mother moving to Arkansas and then
Speaker 1: basically the family moved there afterward. And then but he
Speaker 1: like went to school in Dallas blah blah, and it's
Speaker 1: not that far when you really think about it, but
Speaker 1: it was just like a lot and it was I
Speaker 1: was very embarrassed because, like, now you thought you'd bust
Speaker 1: a hand about your family traumas, and it's not my business.
Speaker 2: I think though, I would be very nervous about something
Speaker 2: like that. If somebody told me they were from one
Speaker 2: place and I found out they were from another place.
Speaker 2: There might have been ways to get to that without
Speaker 2: exposing the family drama, trauma, whatever it was. But I
Speaker 2: get it there, I told you this. I had somebody
Speaker 2: who was a lunatic soccer. After I hung out with
Speaker 2: him for a very short time and I mean a weekend,
Speaker 2: I didn't google him until after the fact, when I
Speaker 2: was like, this crazy person has got to be in
Speaker 2: the system somewhere, and I googled him, and in fact.
Speaker 1: He was for horrible things. Oh, ladies, gentlemen, always google
Speaker 1: your date.
Speaker 2: I know people are saying you shouldn't do that, you
Speaker 2: should let there be some mystery, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: People are crazy. He was crazy.
Speaker 2: Had I googled him ahead of time, which I bet
Speaker 2: he wouldn't have given me enough information ahead of time
Speaker 2: to google him based on what I found, but I
Speaker 2: would never have hung out with him, gone out with him,
Speaker 2: seen his face, talk to him ever again. Save yourself
Speaker 2: the hassle, just at least looking like the criminal registries.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that he was horrible what he was a
Speaker 2: bad guy, And I can tell I got the vibes
Speaker 2: like pretty immediately. Ah, and he lived up to all
Speaker 2: the expectations. So me too, Like I'm nervous to even
Speaker 2: mention his name. He will randomly, he's so crazy. He
Speaker 2: will call me from other phone. And once I blocked
Speaker 2: him because I figured a lot of stuff out, I
Speaker 2: blocked him, stopped talking to him. My friend was like,
Speaker 2: she went off at him. He started it. He went
Speaker 2: off at her first because he was like, you dumb bitch,
Speaker 2: you ended this thing. You ruined what would have been
Speaker 2: a good thing because he thought everything came from her. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: I found the information like whatever he went off at her,
Speaker 2: He told her he was gonna have these girls come
Speaker 2: fight her. So I just blocked him everywhere. He would
Speaker 2: come up with different phone numbers to call me and
Speaker 2: text me blocked numbers. He showed up at my place
Speaker 2: of employment, he showed up in my parking.
Speaker 1: Garage, creep sauce. He was the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but randomly he will still create like a new
Speaker 2: Snapchat user and snapchat me. I'm like, can you just
Speaker 2: fall off the planet please? God people because women do this? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: They're out of control. And that's all I have to say.
Speaker 1: It's exhausting. So that was your second fight? What was
Speaker 1: your third fight? I don't love island.
Speaker 2: Oh you got in a fight with a man about
Speaker 2: love Island, same guy three times, the same Wait are
Speaker 2: you guys dating?
Speaker 1: No? Oh please? It sounds romantic. No. I think that
Speaker 1: some people. He may be one of these people like
Speaker 1: once they see they've gotten a rise out of you,
Speaker 1: they want to keep going and there's a level of
Speaker 1: enjoyment for I was just like I am sick of
Speaker 1: you go away.
Speaker 2: Did you really want to go away though, or were
Speaker 2: you like, I'm kind of flirting with you going.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, there was no flirting. I didn't find
Speaker 1: it funny at all because I was just disgusted.
Speaker 2: By Was it the Love Island thing that pushed you
Speaker 2: over the edge?
Speaker 1: No, Love Island was the last. No, I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: I know the first thing was the the baby stuff,
Speaker 1: and then I think Love Island was last. I think
Speaker 1: it was last. But it was just like, oh, Hooda
Speaker 1: is really cute. That's the only reason why I will
Speaker 1: watch the show. After we had we had just had
Speaker 1: a big discussion, as is cute? Yeah, and and he
Speaker 1: just and then like we went inside to watch it
Speaker 1: like all the girls who were talking about it, and
Speaker 1: he comes in and sits right down. He's like, which
Speaker 1: one is hood up? I said, I thought you thought
Speaker 1: hood it was cute? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: My favorite is when you call Andrew out for using
Speaker 2: little quotes and saying from shows that he doesn't watch.
Speaker 2: You're like, you don't even watch that, don't even say that,
Speaker 2: you don't even go here.
Speaker 1: Literally, Andrew gets under my skin when he does that
Speaker 1: because she's which only makes him do it more. I
Speaker 1: know he gave me love Island take the other day
Speaker 1: that was straight from the internet, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you haven't watched oh, so have fun? Okay, I am
Speaker 1: sick of man a soul.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about how Scotty pissed the two of
Speaker 2: us off this morning with his crazy hot take on
Speaker 2: why we don't find him attractive?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Scott aka Scott Boden Buden, how do you even say
Speaker 2: his last name? Boden Boden. I got it right the
Speaker 2: first time. Scott Oden aka Scotty b aka most illusional
Speaker 2: man on the planet absolutely said the only reason Diamond
Speaker 2: and I do not find him attractive.
Speaker 1: Is because he's white. I'm like, are you saying he's crazy?
Speaker 2: The list of things about Scott that are crazy is
Speaker 2: long and intensive, but that one.
Speaker 1: I mean when the two.
Speaker 2: Of us cackled and there was an intern sitting in
Speaker 2: the room, why tell you her jaw hit the floor.
Speaker 2: She was like, what, he's serious, and he is serious.
Speaker 2: He's dead serious. Scott thinks if you have eyes, you
Speaker 2: will be attracted to him, unless you are a person
Speaker 2: of color, in which case then you're only not attracted
Speaker 2: to him because he's not a person of color.
Speaker 1: My thing is, my issue with him is that, like,
Speaker 1: he's cute for an old guy.
Speaker 2: I think everybody can acknowledge that, right, Like, I don't
Speaker 2: find that to be the case.
Speaker 1: Okay, well a lot of people because I know him.
Speaker 1: Well maybe if I just saw him, Okay, if you
Speaker 1: saw him walking down the street, you could say, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: he's cute or whatever. But once you get to know him,
Speaker 1: you get the instant it. And I think that that
Speaker 1: is what makes him the most unattractive man on the planet. Like,
Speaker 1: and maybe that's what it is. Oh, you don't think
Speaker 1: I'm cute? Oh and he only thinks this way when
Speaker 1: he has a girlfriend. By the way, don't realize that
Speaker 1: he's he's like single, Scotty. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I will say this until the day I die. You
Speaker 2: do not know your friend, no matter who the friend is.
Speaker 2: You don't really know your friend unless you've known them
Speaker 2: in a relationship and single. That is the only way
Speaker 2: you can ever really know your friend because those are
Speaker 2: two totally different people, two totally different people. If you
Speaker 2: find someone who's consistent, that's amazing. But like I'm different
Speaker 2: in a relationship than I am saying, well, I think
Speaker 2: everybody is right.
Speaker 1: But the way that starts with him, Oh.
Speaker 2: The ups and the downs are crazy because yeah, we
Speaker 2: were definitely spending so much time with him telling him
Speaker 2: he was a catch, and like.
Speaker 1: My biggest regrets because he clearly thinks.
Speaker 2: You're a catch, buddy, you're a prize. Don't let these
Speaker 2: people treat you so bad. Now, the only reason you
Speaker 2: and me aren't attracted to him is because he's not brown.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I wish I could have bottled.
Speaker 2: The intern's face at that moment, because he didn't even
Speaker 2: see it. She was sort of standing around the corner,
Speaker 2: and he was just dead ass serious.
Speaker 1: That is what he believes. He's serious. Such a looser.
Speaker 2: So for the record, because obviously we need to prove
Speaker 2: that we are attracted to white men. It's very important
Speaker 2: for the pot. Okay, I have a list of hot ones. Also,
Speaker 2: Brandon is half white.
Speaker 1: I don't think people. First of all, you and Brandon
Speaker 1: are starting to look alike. That's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand or believe that. For I look
Speaker 2: like a bearded Japanese white man. Thanks Diamond, Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I like turned on my watch. I thought I
Speaker 1: was doing a workout. You see, talking about men gets
Speaker 1: me hot and not in a good way. How are
Speaker 1: we starting to look like he just got tan?
Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe that doesn't it okay, but facial features Asian?
Speaker 2: Asian vibes, you guys completely different Asians?
Speaker 1: Does there's a South and a East? It does? Oh
Speaker 1: you're getting kicked off all violent? Oh oh no, bye bye,
Speaker 1: wait for my notes apology.
Speaker 2: Amazing By the way, that reference is because two people
Speaker 2: on this season of Love Island have gotten sent home
Speaker 2: unceremoniously for tweets or interviews that they did before the
Speaker 2: show started in the past and things that people thought
Speaker 2: were slurs. So Diamond, now off you go. Oh honey, Asian,
Speaker 2: it's all the same, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I didn't mean it like that. You guys
Speaker 1: are both Asian.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, he's only half. He's also Japanese and I'm Indian.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a lot of crossover there.
Speaker 1: No, but him with a tan, I think all right, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, you guys did look alike on the phone
Speaker 1: in the pictures from their vacation. I'm like, whoa and
Speaker 1: all of them a couple because I noticed it before
Speaker 1: I even said anything to you. Yeah, yea, yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Brandon with a tan is a whole other Brandon. Okay,
Speaker 1: so half of Brandon. Okay.
Speaker 2: The person we were just talking about before, mister six
Speaker 2: one seven lily.
Speaker 1: White white, white like white white.
Speaker 2: Like white white, like thick bosson accent, like kid from Southie.
Speaker 1: White like not even a tanned Italian white.
Speaker 2: Just no, like I think if he walked into the sun,
Speaker 2: he might like immediately vaporize very white.
Speaker 1: Now I'm shocked. Okay, what did you think he was?
Speaker 1: I thought he was like, at least like tan white like.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know you anyway has the ability to tan.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't think he does. European what well,
Speaker 1: never mind.
Speaker 2: You're a fan white celebrities, a handful of hot ones. Wait,
Speaker 2: who's a white guy you find attractive?
Speaker 1: I used to be Justin Bieber. Yeah, I used to
Speaker 1: think when he went through his journals phase, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this man, can we get married? Who
Speaker 1: else thoughts some prayers to Justin Bieber? Yeah, if that's
Speaker 1: what he wants, because this man is he's throwing me off.
Speaker 2: Chris Hemsworth. I don't care what anybody says. I don't
Speaker 2: think anybody really talks about you were about to No,
Speaker 2: just wow, Chris Hemsworth. Okay, You're at a bar and
Speaker 2: Chris Hemsworth walks up to you like, hey, can I
Speaker 2: buy you a drink?
Speaker 1: And you say, of course, great, amazing, wants to make
Speaker 1: out with you. No, get the fuck out of here. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I don't believe you for a second. Wow.
Speaker 1: Can I must be racist? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I felt
Speaker 1: my spirit. I'm like, oh, maybe you shouldn't say that. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a basketball player, Oh my god, Dian Benenzo or
Speaker 1: something like that. He plays for the timber Wolves. He's
Speaker 1: a redhead. Oh yeah, he's a red head. I love Gingers,
Speaker 1: Prince Harry back in the day, my vibe. You got
Speaker 1: some interesting taste here. Yeah, okay, but I love it.
Speaker 1: I love Ginger.
Speaker 2: Are we the people right now? They're like, I'm not racist.
Speaker 2: I know a black eye.
Speaker 1: And then you can't think yeah, yeah, yeah that's me.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. I don't know, mm. It has
Speaker 1: to be a white guy with a little spice I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that much great I got. I gotta like it, chet,
Speaker 1: I like them. I like him to make an access. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but you see how hard it was for me to
Speaker 1: find was Did you watch Running Point? No?
Speaker 2: Oh, you should watch Running Point. He's in it.
Speaker 3: Really and he is kind of a babe. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 3: so suck it, Scottie b Loser. Oh should we also
Speaker 3: talk about how Nate thinks you think he's hot?
Speaker 1: I said something to him about it too, because.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, let's back this up real quick. So like
Speaker 2: months ago, maybe a month ago, a month and a
Speaker 2: half ago.
Speaker 1: I'm saying this for years though. Oh well, then you
Speaker 1: did this yourself, Diamond. No, no, no, all right.
Speaker 2: During COVID, every guy grew their hair out and had
Speaker 2: a little bit of a beard because they weren't seeing
Speaker 2: their barbers and their haircutters whatever. Those are the same thing,
Speaker 2: Barbara like shaves your face, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: No barber is the hair yeah, sho whatever.
Speaker 2: They weren't seeing their groomers at the time, so every
Speaker 2: guy grew out long hair and had a beard.
Speaker 1: Nate did that.
Speaker 2: He had like a gingery beard, which now we know
Speaker 2: Diamond likes, and he had long hair, and we were
Speaker 2: talking about not long ago. Well, apparently Diamond's been building
Speaker 2: a case for her for quite a while. But the
Speaker 2: other day we were like, man, remember Nate had that
Speaker 2: long hair.
Speaker 1: He looks good.
Speaker 2: Bring that long hair back.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And now what did Nate say today on the air?
Speaker 1: He said that I've found him sexy or something like that.
Speaker 1: These are different things. Yeah, I listen. I had to
Speaker 1: tell him. I'm like, yeah, shout out to you for
Speaker 1: saying that I thought you were sexy. That's insane. What
Speaker 1: do you say you did? And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I said that you look good with the man bun,
Speaker 1: literally the man bun.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna get him back for it,
Speaker 2: because today I was just in the office talking to
Speaker 2: him and he's like, hey, you feel looking really fit lately.
Speaker 2: Now you know what I heard you think? Remember when
Speaker 2: you told me I was really sexy?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, get him because he literally looked at me
Speaker 1: like I was crazy. He's like, you did, No, I did.
Speaker 2: Not like so you can't even give him a compliment.
Speaker 1: Man, Me calling Nate sexy is insane. First of all,
Speaker 1: the word irritates me. Sexy. What oh god? I can't.
Speaker 2: So now we know why Diamond is fighting with men.
Speaker 1: Literally all of them. Every man.
Speaker 2: Nate Scotty count your days. That is a crazy thing
Speaker 2: to say, and Nate too, both of them. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I don't know Nate. It's like part of his just
Speaker 2: that's just we expect that from Nate Scotty blew my mind, sick.
Speaker 2: The only reason we're not attracted to him is because.
Speaker 1: He is white.
Speaker 2: Sick. That's crazy. Scott, Scott, You're a crazy man. And
Speaker 2: I hope that the people who are listening to this
Speaker 2: can understand how crazy Scotty be is and why everybody
Speaker 2: takes pleasure from scaring the shit out of them.
Speaker 1: We should go do that right now, let's go. Okay,
Speaker 1: people want to find you online? How they do that
Speaker 1: at Diamond? Sincere on Instagram, I'm kind of over Threads.
Speaker 2: Threads is a dumpster fucking yeah. Yeah, it's fucking terrible there.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I got cursed out for something that I didn't even
Speaker 2: realize posted there, because when you post it on like
Speaker 2: one platform and just goes to all of them. I
Speaker 2: popped on Threads the other day and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: all these people are yelling at me. One person actually
Speaker 2: came to me was like, woman tell women, I don't
Speaker 2: think this was what you wanted to say. No, it
Speaker 2: was what I wanted to say. Actually, and Doe woman
Speaker 2: and a woman, we were not friends. Yeah, you ain't
Speaker 2: my type of woman. Out of here. So if you
Speaker 2: want to see that at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram
Speaker 2: threads x pretty much that's it I did post at
Speaker 2: TikTok just one.
Speaker 1: Video of my lab boo boo, oh god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta get better and until next time, we
Speaker 2: will see you.
Speaker 1: So say by Diamond bye.
Speaker 2: Wait, take it back, like, subscribe, follow, leave us a
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Speaker 2: say bye bye bye