Speaker 1: Second D vampires, werewolves, school schools, and goblins all terrifying
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, but we all know nothing is scarier
Speaker 1: than dating in the modern world. That's the sound of
Speaker 1: someone getting blocked on Tinder? Are we allowed to do
Speaker 1: a horror film? Is that what we're allowed to do
Speaker 1: right now? That's what we're in right now, because if
Speaker 1: you could imagine, we're getting a lot of emails from
Speaker 1: people who are meeting other single people during the spooky season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, it's fun time to meet, even meeting them
Speaker 1: in person. As who would be brave enough to do
Speaker 1: such a thing. Our listener, Anthony, Oh, cool, a girl
Speaker 1: in person and needs our help. Anthony, what's up? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: how you doing cool? Where'd you meet this lady? So?
Speaker 1: We work in a hunted house together? Oh? Are you
Speaker 1: guys like the actors in the house? Yeah? Yeah, we um.
Speaker 1: I'm a cannibal cook. Nice. She's a zombie cheerleader. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Quinn? Quinn okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the zombie cheerleader. This is something that I do
Speaker 1: every year. I've been doing it. So I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, a teenager, wow, and this is her first
Speaker 1: year there. But I know this probably sounds weird, but
Speaker 1: you know, when she does her like dead zombie boys,
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty hot. Oh how did you guys
Speaker 1: get to talking or were you friends? You know all
Speaker 1: spooky seasons? Yeah? How how do you flirt in a
Speaker 1: haunted house? So we do like a couple of scenes together. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like this scene where where she's like strapped to
Speaker 1: a table and I like take a bite out of
Speaker 1: her arm. Nice, that is sexy. Yeah, so there's definitely
Speaker 1: like some flirtation there, you know. Oh yeah, I missed
Speaker 1: your arm and now we're making out. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: I flirt even when I'm not in a haunted house.
Speaker 1: So I feel you and it's a fun vibe too.
Speaker 1: I've like volunteered as an actor before on a haunted
Speaker 1: house or whatever. Yeah, and like backstage, they like do
Speaker 1: your makeup, So there's like downtime too. I assume you
Speaker 1: guys have connected outside of you just eating her arm. Yeah? Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: you know I asked her out and so we went
Speaker 1: to a bar after work one night. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: were you still in makeup? No? We we have a
Speaker 1: shower there so we can like shower and chained and
Speaker 1: stuff before we go home, but I mean out to
Speaker 1: a bar. And you know, that was kind of like
Speaker 1: the first time i'd really actually seen her without the
Speaker 1: makeup on, and she she looked even hotter without like
Speaker 1: a bloody mass. Yeah. It's a bad sign if you
Speaker 1: say she looks hotter when she's bloody. Yeah, she's somehow
Speaker 1: more pale. Yeah, strange. All right, well that's good news.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do? I mean, we just like
Speaker 1: mostly like we had some drinks, talk about Halloween, like
Speaker 1: different costumes that we were when we were kids, our
Speaker 1: favorite candy, you know, like childhood memories and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even ask what your favorite candy is. I
Speaker 1: don't want to start a fight. Yeah, because there's only
Speaker 1: one right answer. Oh candy corn. Oh is that what
Speaker 1: you said? That is why she's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: I didn't even let's hang up on this guy. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm kidding. I'm kidding, dudes. It's so that's cool.
Speaker 1: You guys bonded over old Halloween memories. That sounds fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you know it's like we got we got like
Speaker 1: a little close. We didn't kiss, but there was definitely
Speaker 1: like feels like we were feeling each other and you know,
Speaker 1: we like hugged good night, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this was fun, I'll see you tomorrow. Awesome. But then
Speaker 1: the next day she was like moved to a totally
Speaker 1: different room in the haunted house, like on the other side.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no. Is that by chance or do
Speaker 1: you think she asked to be moved. I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you like requested it or if
Speaker 1: it was just like, you know, part of the regular rotation.
Speaker 1: But I did see her and she's I think, like
Speaker 1: kind of cold, and she's yeah, it's cold body. Yeah? Who?
Speaker 1: I mean, that sucks night you have to bite somebody
Speaker 1: else's arms? Been weird? Is she not answering my text
Speaker 1: or like my Instagram messages and kind of bumming me out?
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that you can help me. I mean,
Speaker 1: is there anything, looking back on your night at the
Speaker 1: bar that you think maybe you did wrong that could
Speaker 1: have turned her off? I mean I thought about that,
Speaker 1: but honestly, I can't think of anything. Maybe she was
Speaker 1: just using you for your brains. I mean, she is
Speaker 1: a zombie, or maybe you bit her arm too hard,
Speaker 1: she needs just a little soft nibble. I guess that's possible.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have no idea. Well, it sounds like
Speaker 1: she's definitely avoiding you. Let's call this undead cheerleader and
Speaker 1: ask her what's up. We're going to play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, and get you your Halloween themed second date update.
Speaker 1: You've seen Hannibal lecter, but have you seen Hannibal in love?
Speaker 1: Even Hannibal deserves love. Maybe not a man in a
Speaker 1: mask nibbling on a zombie cheerleader's arm while they both
Speaker 1: sip on a cold can of blood light. But what
Speaker 1: he really has his eyes set on is her heart?
Speaker 1: Oh does she still have one? If she's a zombie?
Speaker 1: Not just to eat, but to have forever? All Right,
Speaker 1: what's happening with one of our listeners, Anthony, who met
Speaker 1: a girl named Quinn while they both worked together at
Speaker 1: a haunted house. But after they went out, she was
Speaker 1: moved to a different room and she's been acting kind
Speaker 1: of cold towards him. So we're going to call her
Speaker 1: and ask what gives Brook? How optimistic are you that
Speaker 1: this ends in a day, because it sounds kind of
Speaker 1: romantic to me? It did, I thought it sounded really
Speaker 1: romantic until she got moved. And I think she may
Speaker 1: have done that on purpose, which is not a good
Speaker 1: sign that. I mean, it sounds like she wants nothing
Speaker 1: to do with you. Did you insult her in some way?
Speaker 1: I told her that she looks better without all the
Speaker 1: bloody zombie makeup? But oh, how cool? A horrible thing
Speaker 1: to say to a woman. I don't know. Maybe a
Speaker 1: vampire swooped in and got her first, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: fell in love with another moment. Yeah, maybe just don't
Speaker 1: call out like women's makeup. I don't know. I think general.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, some women get offended and
Speaker 1: look into things, and Alexis proved the point. Ye. All right,
Speaker 1: Well let's stop speculating and start getting some answers. Look,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Quinn right here. You're ready, Anthony, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: All right, Here we go. Hello. M h. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was expecting the zombie. That's a bummer. Hey is
Speaker 1: this Quinn? Yeah? They we're a radio show you may
Speaker 1: have heard of called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Oh heyl place. Quinn Number one was zombies. That was yeah,
Speaker 1: that was supposed to be a joke. Because we hear
Speaker 1: that you work as a cheerleader zombie at a haunted house.
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, yeah, we hear you make quite the
Speaker 1: sexy cheerleader dead cheerleader. What yeah? Yeah, our compliments are
Speaker 1: off today. Um your gross. Yeah. We heard about you
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners though, named Anthony, who you
Speaker 1: went out with. What what are you talking about? You
Speaker 1: went on a date with him, right, that's what we
Speaker 1: heard because we do this segment called a second Date Update,
Speaker 1: and we're trying to help Anthony figure out why after
Speaker 1: your date at the bar, you've been acting a little
Speaker 1: bit cold towards him in the Haunted House. Or maybe
Speaker 1: he's reading it wrong. I mean you never don't. He
Speaker 1: feels like maybe you're avoiding him for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I mean not like normal zombie cold. I mean
Speaker 1: like extra inner person cold. Yeah. I guess so. I
Speaker 1: mean I don't know all you want me to say? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you like him? I mean I thought
Speaker 1: I liked him? Okay, he did something, didn't he I
Speaker 1: knew it? Like it just he said that you even
Speaker 1: changed areas in the Haunted House. Did he do something
Speaker 1: to offend you? I mean, it's just we just didn't
Speaker 1: see eye to eye on some stuff and it's just
Speaker 1: not going to work. Basically, you're not mad, you just
Speaker 1: don't want to date them. And you mean like ida eye,
Speaker 1: not like zombie eyes in that way. You mean something because,
Speaker 1: like I said, he told us that you guys went out,
Speaker 1: and from his perspective, everything was really great and you're clicking.
Speaker 1: You were talking about he said, childhood memories and Halloween
Speaker 1: and fun stuff, and you had a nice hug. So
Speaker 1: which part of it was bad to you? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was all nice, But I was flirting with him,
Speaker 1: and I just made this comment flirting like, you know,
Speaker 1: if things work out between us, we'd be the house
Speaker 1: that gives out like the full size candy bar. Oh yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: flirt Yeah, And yeah. That's when it just kind of
Speaker 1: went downhill for me. So why because he just got
Speaker 1: all practical. He kept saying, like, do you know how
Speaker 1: much that's going to cost in the future? Oh God.
Speaker 1: He broke down the mathematics of handing out full sized
Speaker 1: candy bars on exactly that, Like he said, full sized
Speaker 1: candy bars are going to be like five bucks a piece,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, you give out like a hundred
Speaker 1: that's five hundred dollars and full size candy bars buys. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess point. But so you're just saying
Speaker 1: it was like not cute. No, it was not cute
Speaker 1: because I think he was being one hundred percent serious.
Speaker 1: Like he went on to say, like, oh, next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, our kids are not going to call it
Speaker 1: because up, everybody wants to be that house so fun
Speaker 1: to get lectured after you flirt with something. Are you
Speaker 1: sure he's not joking, like if no, No, I mean
Speaker 1: I did think he was joking at first, but when
Speaker 1: I giggled you know else, he was like hard up, no, okay,
Speaker 1: like you have to be smart with money. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's definitely weird. But listen, you guys don't know each
Speaker 1: other all that well. Is that fair to say? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know each other as zombies more than as people.
Speaker 1: I guess you've only worked together for this first year
Speaker 1: in the Haunted House. You there's a chance you could
Speaker 1: have misinterpreted what he was saying, and he may have
Speaker 1: been just playing along the whole time jokingly, like it's
Speaker 1: a weird thing to say, like down the road, we're
Speaker 1: going to give out full size candy bars. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: jo maybe he was trying to joke back and you
Speaker 1: didn't get it, and we should find out because Anthony's
Speaker 1: actually already on the phone. Oh like the chainsaw guy
Speaker 1: at the end of the Anthony there, I'm here. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell me that you were just having fun with her
Speaker 1: with that. That was a joke. No, I was being
Speaker 1: curious what you could have just lied right now, and
Speaker 1: that was a joke. You didn't have to be set
Speaker 1: you up. I don't think it's that big a deal.
Speaker 1: That's honestly how I feel, like, why should I Why
Speaker 1: should I lie? So because it's my dream, it's not
Speaker 1: important to you. If your dream bankrupt our future family,
Speaker 1: then yeah, like you're serious about this, Anthony, Well it's
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Our kids really wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: go to college. All that money you're saying on candy
Speaker 1: we should be investing in like a college fund. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think she was just trying to flirt with you, Anthony. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess, but like i'd take financial literacy
Speaker 1: very seriously. You know, it's probably why you have a
Speaker 1: second job. Yeah, you do have a point, Anthony, because
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about all the denist bills that
Speaker 1: you're going to rack up with those full sized kids.
Speaker 1: You're handing them out. Your own kids are eating them, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: you know that you eat the own candy. You know
Speaker 1: that better than anybody. Oh please, I bet he wouldn't
Speaker 1: even let our kids have a full sized candy bar.
Speaker 1: How many kids? How many fake zombie children are we
Speaker 1: having in the future? Exactly zero? Because I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be with him. Oh, I just think it's kind
Speaker 1: of silly to be arguing and deciding your dating life
Speaker 1: over future fictitious full sized candy bars with your kids
Speaker 1: that don't even exist yet. I have a big deal.
Speaker 1: I might put this on my dating profile. Left if
Speaker 1: you're not a full bar household. Yeah, he's making our
Speaker 1: fake children way more important than the real me right now.
Speaker 1: It's true. I mean, Anthony, don't you think that Quinn
Speaker 1: is more important than your fake children down the road?
Speaker 1: When you put it that way, like not really like,
Speaker 1: oh care about children? Now? That's a good fight, anyone, listen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't shame it. Iaginary dad. I mean, there's a reason
Speaker 1: that they make the fun size candy bars though, Like
Speaker 1: that's a good compromise. Everybody are not good? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: how I bit her arm one bitter and that'll never
Speaker 1: happen again. Is that something she's supposed to be disappointed in?
Speaker 1: You don't have the best fighter in the whole haunted house.
Speaker 1: He acts like I have somebody to compare him with. Well,
Speaker 1: this is weird. I just think that you guys maybe
Speaker 1: are a little bit stressed out working together in this
Speaker 1: haunted house. Once the spooky season is over, cooler heads prevail,
Speaker 1: you guys are going to want to go out again. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you guys are paying for it, then
Speaker 1: that's the smart financial thing to do. So is that
Speaker 1: actually why you call? Uh? No, I believe it? Well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a yes from Anthony Quinn. Well, Anthony,
Speaker 1: I have a question for you at Christmas time? How
Speaker 1: many presents would our fake children have? Oh? Good question.
Speaker 1: I mean they'll be getting savings bonds and the amount
Speaker 1: depends on the interest tran boring. I got a bank note. Yeah, well, hey,
Speaker 1: compounding interest is nine point six right now? Okay, buddy,
Speaker 1: I'm getting hot over here. That Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You see, this is exactly why you never date your
Speaker 1: co workers. Whether it's in an office building or in
Speaker 1: a haunted house. I was gonna say, that's kind of
Speaker 1: a big situation. Yeah, but it's the same deal. Now,
Speaker 1: just imagine how awkward it's gonna be in that haunted house. Dude.
Speaker 1: I love that there's some drama and behind the haunted house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted like a couple of fights to happen. I'm
Speaker 1: walking through it. Yeah, I'm gonna scare he's gonna have
Speaker 1: to bite her and she's gonna be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: already dead. It's just gonna be weird in there now.
Speaker 1: So that's just a good thing to remember. Do not
Speaker 1: date your co workers, That is what I have to
Speaker 1: say that from Yes, it was like, maybe be a
Speaker 1: little bit more fun if you're gonna be working at
Speaker 1: haunted house. Yeah, that's so stiff financially literate zombie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna pull out his ten key and do some
Speaker 1: of your taxes. He was a cannibal chef, so I
Speaker 1: come out like the stock market to raise the prices
Speaker 1: of eyeballs again because of inflation. Oh my god, that's terrified. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I'm sorry it didn't work out for
Speaker 1: those two. Yeah, I mean too, but it's probably for
Speaker 1: the best. It is for the best, and remember we
Speaker 1: can help you with your dating life. If you want
Speaker 1: us to just email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: who wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,