WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Romeo and Ghouliet 

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<v Speaker 1>Second D vampires, werewolves, school schools, and goblins all terrifying

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Yeah, but we all know nothing is scarier

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<v Speaker 1>than dating in the modern world. That's the sound of

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<v Speaker 1>someone getting blocked on Tinder? Are we allowed to do

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<v Speaker 1>a horror film? Is that what we're allowed to do

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<v Speaker 1>right now? That's what we're in right now, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you could imagine, we're getting a lot of emails from

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<v Speaker 1>people who are meeting other single people during the spooky season. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, it's fun time to meet, even meeting them

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<v Speaker 1>in person. As who would be brave enough to do

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<v Speaker 1>such a thing. Our listener, Anthony, Oh, cool, a girl

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<v Speaker 1>in person and needs our help. Anthony, what's up? Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing cool? Where'd you meet this lady? So?

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<v Speaker 1>We work in a hunted house together? Oh? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys like the actors in the house? Yeah? Yeah, we um.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a cannibal cook. Nice. She's a zombie cheerleader. What's

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<v Speaker 1>her name? Her name is Quinn? Quinn okay, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and the zombie cheerleader. This is something that I do

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<v Speaker 1>every year. I've been doing it. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a teenager, wow, and this is her first

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<v Speaker 1>year there. But I know this probably sounds weird, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when she does her like dead zombie boys,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's pretty hot. Oh how did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>get to talking or were you friends? You know all

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<v Speaker 1>spooky seasons? Yeah? How how do you flirt in a

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<v Speaker 1>haunted house? So we do like a couple of scenes together. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like this scene where where she's like strapped to

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<v Speaker 1>a table and I like take a bite out of

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<v Speaker 1>her arm. Nice, that is sexy. Yeah, so there's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>like some flirtation there, you know. Oh yeah, I missed

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<v Speaker 1>your arm and now we're making out. Yeah, that's how

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<v Speaker 1>I flirt even when I'm not in a haunted house.

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel you and it's a fun vibe too.

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<v Speaker 1>I've like volunteered as an actor before on a haunted

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<v Speaker 1>house or whatever. Yeah, and like backstage, they like do

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<v Speaker 1>your makeup, So there's like downtime too. I assume you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have connected outside of you just eating her arm. Yeah? Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I asked her out and so we went

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<v Speaker 1>to a bar after work one night. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>were you still in makeup? No? We we have a

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<v Speaker 1>shower there so we can like shower and chained and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff before we go home, but I mean out to

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<v Speaker 1>a bar. And you know, that was kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the first time i'd really actually seen her without the

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<v Speaker 1>makeup on, and she she looked even hotter without like

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<v Speaker 1>a bloody mass. Yeah. It's a bad sign if you

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<v Speaker 1>say she looks hotter when she's bloody. Yeah, she's somehow

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<v Speaker 1>more pale. Yeah, strange. All right, well that's good news.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys do? I mean, we just like

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<v Speaker 1>mostly like we had some drinks, talk about Halloween, like

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<v Speaker 1>different costumes that we were when we were kids, our

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<v Speaker 1>favorite candy, you know, like childhood memories and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't even ask what your favorite candy is. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to start a fight. Yeah, because there's only

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<v Speaker 1>one right answer. Oh candy corn. Oh is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you said? That is why she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even let's hang up on this guy. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm kidding. I'm kidding, dudes. It's so that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys bonded over old Halloween memories. That sounds fun. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know it's like we got we got like

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<v Speaker 1>a little close. We didn't kiss, but there was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>like feels like we were feeling each other and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we like hugged good night, and I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this was fun, I'll see you tomorrow. Awesome. But then

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<v Speaker 1>the next day she was like moved to a totally

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<v Speaker 1>different room in the haunted house, like on the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, oh no. Is that by chance or do

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<v Speaker 1>you think she asked to be moved. I don't know, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you like requested it or if

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like, you know, part of the regular rotation.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did see her and she's I think, like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cold, and she's yeah, it's cold body. Yeah? Who?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that sucks night you have to bite somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else's arms? Been weird? Is she not answering my text

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<v Speaker 1>or like my Instagram messages and kind of bumming me out?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm hoping that you can help me. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>is there anything, looking back on your night at the

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<v Speaker 1>bar that you think maybe you did wrong that could

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<v Speaker 1>have turned her off? I mean I thought about that,

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<v Speaker 1>but honestly, I can't think of anything. Maybe she was

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<v Speaker 1>just using you for your brains. I mean, she is

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<v Speaker 1>a zombie, or maybe you bit her arm too hard,

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<v Speaker 1>she needs just a little soft nibble. I guess that's possible.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I have no idea. Well, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>she's definitely avoiding you. Let's call this undead cheerleader and

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<v Speaker 1>ask her what's up. We're going to play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, and get you your Halloween themed second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen Hannibal lecter, but have you seen Hannibal in love?

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<v Speaker 1>Even Hannibal deserves love. Maybe not a man in a

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<v Speaker 1>mask nibbling on a zombie cheerleader's arm while they both

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<v Speaker 1>sip on a cold can of blood light. But what

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<v Speaker 1>he really has his eyes set on is her heart?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh does she still have one? If she's a zombie?

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<v Speaker 1>Not just to eat, but to have forever? All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening with one of our listeners, Anthony, who met

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Quinn while they both worked together at

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<v Speaker 1>a haunted house. But after they went out, she was

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<v Speaker 1>moved to a different room and she's been acting kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cold towards him. So we're going to call her

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<v Speaker 1>and ask what gives Brook? How optimistic are you that

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<v Speaker 1>this ends in a day, because it sounds kind of

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<v Speaker 1>romantic to me? It did, I thought it sounded really

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<v Speaker 1>romantic until she got moved. And I think she may

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<v Speaker 1>have done that on purpose, which is not a good

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<v Speaker 1>sign that. I mean, it sounds like she wants nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with you. Did you insult her in some way?

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<v Speaker 1>I told her that she looks better without all the

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<v Speaker 1>bloody zombie makeup? But oh, how cool? A horrible thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say to a woman. I don't know. Maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>vampire swooped in and got her first, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fell in love with another moment. Yeah, maybe just don't

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<v Speaker 1>call out like women's makeup. I don't know. I think general.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just gonna say, some women get offended and

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<v Speaker 1>look into things, and Alexis proved the point. Ye. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well let's stop speculating and start getting some answers. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna call Quinn right here. You're ready, Anthony, I'm ready,

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Here we go. Hello. M h. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was expecting the zombie. That's a bummer. Hey is

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<v Speaker 1>this Quinn? Yeah? They we're a radio show you may

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<v Speaker 1>have heard of called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh heyl place. Quinn Number one was zombies. That was yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was supposed to be a joke. Because we hear

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<v Speaker 1>that you work as a cheerleader zombie at a haunted house.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Yeah, yeah, we hear you make quite the

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<v Speaker 1>sexy cheerleader dead cheerleader. What yeah? Yeah, our compliments are

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<v Speaker 1>off today. Um your gross. Yeah. We heard about you

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<v Speaker 1>from one of our listeners though, named Anthony, who you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with. What what are you talking about? You

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<v Speaker 1>went on a date with him, right, that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>heard because we do this segment called a second Date Update,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're trying to help Anthony figure out why after

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<v Speaker 1>your date at the bar, you've been acting a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit cold towards him in the Haunted House. Or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's reading it wrong. I mean you never don't. He

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<v Speaker 1>feels like maybe you're avoiding him for some reason. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean not like normal zombie cold. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>like extra inner person cold. Yeah. I guess so. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I don't know all you want me to say? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you like him? I mean I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I liked him? Okay, he did something, didn't he I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it? Like it just he said that you even

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<v Speaker 1>changed areas in the Haunted House. Did he do something

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<v Speaker 1>to offend you? I mean, it's just we just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see eye to eye on some stuff and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>not going to work. Basically, you're not mad, you just

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to date them. And you mean like ida eye,

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<v Speaker 1>not like zombie eyes in that way. You mean something because,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, he told us that you guys went out,

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<v Speaker 1>and from his perspective, everything was really great and you're clicking.

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<v Speaker 1>You were talking about he said, childhood memories and Halloween

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<v Speaker 1>and fun stuff, and you had a nice hug. So

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<v Speaker 1>which part of it was bad to you? I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was all nice, But I was flirting with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just made this comment flirting like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if things work out between us, we'd be the house

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<v Speaker 1>that gives out like the full size candy bar. Oh yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>flirt Yeah, And yeah. That's when it just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>went downhill for me. So why because he just got

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<v Speaker 1>all practical. He kept saying, like, do you know how

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<v Speaker 1>much that's going to cost in the future? Oh God.

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<v Speaker 1>He broke down the mathematics of handing out full sized

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<v Speaker 1>candy bars on exactly that, Like he said, full sized

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<v Speaker 1>candy bars are going to be like five bucks a piece,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's like, you give out like a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>that's five hundred dollars and full size candy bars buys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I guess point. But so you're just saying

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<v Speaker 1>it was like not cute. No, it was not cute

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<v Speaker 1>because I think he was being one hundred percent serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he went on to say, like, oh, next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, our kids are not going to call it

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<v Speaker 1>because up, everybody wants to be that house so fun

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<v Speaker 1>to get lectured after you flirt with something. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>sure he's not joking, like if no, No, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I did think he was joking at first, but when

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<v Speaker 1>I giggled you know else, he was like hard up, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like you have to be smart with money. I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely weird. But listen, you guys don't know each

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<v Speaker 1>other all that well. Is that fair to say? I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we know each other as zombies more than as people.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you've only worked together for this first year

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<v Speaker 1>in the Haunted House. You there's a chance you could

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<v Speaker 1>have misinterpreted what he was saying, and he may have

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<v Speaker 1>been just playing along the whole time jokingly, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a weird thing to say, like down the road, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to give out full size candy bars. Maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>jo maybe he was trying to joke back and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get it, and we should find out because Anthony's

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<v Speaker 1>actually already on the phone. Oh like the chainsaw guy

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the Anthony there, I'm here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that you were just having fun with her

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<v Speaker 1>with that. That was a joke. No, I was being

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<v Speaker 1>curious what you could have just lied right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was a joke. You didn't have to be set

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<v Speaker 1>you up. I don't think it's that big a deal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's honestly how I feel, like, why should I Why

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<v Speaker 1>should I lie? So because it's my dream, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>important to you. If your dream bankrupt our future family,

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<v Speaker 1>then yeah, like you're serious about this, Anthony, Well it's

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<v Speaker 1>a bad idea. Our kids really wouldn't be able to

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<v Speaker 1>go to college. All that money you're saying on candy

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<v Speaker 1>we should be investing in like a college fund. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she was just trying to flirt with you, Anthony. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I guess, but like i'd take financial literacy

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<v Speaker 1>very seriously. You know, it's probably why you have a

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<v Speaker 1>second job. Yeah, you do have a point, Anthony, because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even think about all the denist bills that

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to rack up with those full sized kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You're handing them out. Your own kids are eating them, Jeffrey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that you eat the own candy. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that better than anybody. Oh please, I bet he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even let our kids have a full sized candy bar.

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<v Speaker 1>How many kids? How many fake zombie children are we

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<v Speaker 1>having in the future? Exactly zero? Because I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be with him. Oh, I just think it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of silly to be arguing and deciding your dating life

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<v Speaker 1>over future fictitious full sized candy bars with your kids

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<v Speaker 1>that don't even exist yet. I have a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I might put this on my dating profile. Left if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not a full bar household. Yeah, he's making our

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<v Speaker 1>fake children way more important than the real me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true. I mean, Anthony, don't you think that Quinn

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<v Speaker 1>is more important than your fake children down the road?

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<v Speaker 1>When you put it that way, like not really like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh care about children? Now? That's a good fight, anyone, listen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't shame it. Iaginary dad. I mean, there's a reason

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<v Speaker 1>that they make the fun size candy bars though, Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good compromise. Everybody are not good? Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>how I bit her arm one bitter and that'll never

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<v Speaker 1>happen again. Is that something she's supposed to be disappointed in?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have the best fighter in the whole haunted house.

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<v Speaker 1>He acts like I have somebody to compare him with. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is weird. I just think that you guys maybe

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<v Speaker 1>are a little bit stressed out working together in this

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<v Speaker 1>haunted house. Once the spooky season is over, cooler heads prevail,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are going to want to go out again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you guys are paying for it, then

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<v Speaker 1>that's the smart financial thing to do. So is that

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<v Speaker 1>actually why you call? Uh? No, I believe it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of a yes from Anthony Quinn. Well, Anthony,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you at Christmas time? How

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<v Speaker 1>many presents would our fake children have? Oh? Good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they'll be getting savings bonds and the amount

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<v Speaker 1>depends on the interest tran boring. I got a bank note. Yeah, well, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>compounding interest is nine point six right now? Okay, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting hot over here. That Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, this is exactly why you never date your

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<v Speaker 1>co workers. Whether it's in an office building or in

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<v Speaker 1>a haunted house. I was gonna say, that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a big situation. Yeah, but it's the same deal. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>just imagine how awkward it's gonna be in that haunted house. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that there's some drama and behind the haunted house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted like a couple of fights to happen. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>walking through it. Yeah, I'm gonna scare he's gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to bite her and she's gonna be like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>already dead. It's just gonna be weird in there now.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's just a good thing to remember. Do not

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<v Speaker 1>date your co workers, That is what I have to

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<v Speaker 1>say that from Yes, it was like, maybe be a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more fun if you're gonna be working at

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<v Speaker 1>haunted house. Yeah, that's so stiff financially literate zombie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna pull out his ten key and do some

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<v Speaker 1>of your taxes. He was a cannibal chef, so I

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<v Speaker 1>come out like the stock market to raise the prices

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<v Speaker 1>of eyeballs again because of inflation. Oh my god, that's terrified. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh yeah, I'm sorry it didn't work out for

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<v Speaker 1>those two. Yeah, I mean too, but it's probably for

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<v Speaker 1>the best. It is for the best, and remember we

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<v Speaker 1>can help you with your dating life. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>us to just email the show. We'll call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,