WEBVTT - Those That Did It 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:08.920 Real Time Crime. Welcome back to Real Time Crime. I'm 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.799 your host, Leo Lamar, and I have with me my 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:16.160 very good friend. Oh my god, I promised myself I 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:20.160 wouldn't cry. Do you want to have an acceptance speech? 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.440 There is there anyone you want to thank? I mean, listen, 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:24.320 the only person I have right now to thank is you. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:28.320 You're calling me your very good friend. Listen, listen. Very 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:33.000 good friend doesn't mean close friend. It doesn't mean best friend. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:34.839 And you know it could very good friend could be 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:40.000 like a work acquaintance. Hold on, I'm rewriting my acceptance speech. Okay, okay, 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.960 you're out. Oh oh no, I'm out. Um, all right, Well, 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:48.040 anyway back to me. Thank you so much. I am 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.920 very excited for this episode. Today we're gonna be talking 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.240 about a lawyer. This is a weird transition because I 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.720 said I'm very excited about this episode, and now this 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:59.440 first case is. But I think it's because sometimes that 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.600 things are very dark, and not that these aren't like 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.360 kind of weird stories, but they're a little more fun 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.679 than than well, at least to start. Well. So, the 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.240 first one is about a guy who hid a camera 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:16.360 and kitty litter during a teens graduation r Rand Pedophile, 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:21.080 and our next one is about two men hacking a 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:25.119 gate Geese station and selling gas at a discounted rate. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.360 And then our last hot topic for today is about 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.720 alleged robber who flees from police by hopping into a 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.560 kayak which then capsizes L O L. We'll get into that, 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.280 and our main case for today is about the new 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:45.800 Netflix show that's streaming movie documentary, Keep Sweet, Pry and obey. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.080 You know it's about Mormons, so you already know where 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:51.720 this is going, especially if it's in a true crime podcast, y'all. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:53.600 I just want to let you know I'm in New York. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.800 I'm in my hometown, New York, New York. I've got 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.440 shows every day. If you're a New Yorker or in 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.040 the Try state. Yeah, and you want to come see 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:04.880 me live, please come and introduce yourselves to me. Not 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.280 during the show though, well that usually happens whether I 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:09.960 want them to or not. And I will tell you 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:12.720 about this during the Mormon segment, because do I have 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:17.960 a story for you, oh boy segment. The one time 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.639 that I bombed, I just swept through my shirt was 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:25.120 in Phoenix, Arizona with a table of Mormons. But I'll 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:29.200 explain that later anyway, So you guys, I'm wearing a 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.920 T shirt, which I never do. It's very uncomfortable for 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:36.320 me to be seen in um popper clothing. Why is 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.320 that to me? T shirts or like what you wear 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:46.880 to bed? Okay, but but people wear them all the time. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.680 So yeah, I'm not people, Dmitri. I'm me. I'm trying 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:52.800 trying to rack my brain and think of what you 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.480 wear normally. I know you wear turtlenecks sometimes, but were turtlenecks. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:00.200 That's my whole thing. I only wear long sleep turtlenecks. Yeah, time, 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:05.680 in this summertime, I own fourteen black turtlenecks. Okay, one 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:09.640 is addressed, one is a crop top, one has no 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.040 sleeves and is a crop top. But I still need 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.560 to have the black turtleneck. I mean it's there's a variety. 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:20.880 In the summertime, you were turtlenecks. Yeah, okay, Well we're stumbling, acro. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:25.480 I don't think we have enough time in this episode 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:27.760 of Christmas Vacation. I just hate that you and my 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:29.400 therapist say the same thing. Yeah, I don't think we're 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:32.680 gonna get to that this session, but um, this is 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.000 a longer discussion. My mental illness is thriving in New 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:42.680 York anyway. I am here in NYC really just living 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.280 my best life. I'm I'm witnessing crimes left and right 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.280 here are you guys. I just have to say, New York, 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.480 you are You are disgusting and you know what you've done. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.200 It's dirty, It's dirty. I'm from New York as well, 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.400 and I'm it's sad to hear this, but I will 0:03:58.440 --> 0:03:59.960 admit when I look at the news, is a lot 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:01.640 out of crime coming out of New York right now. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:03.320 I mean, there's a lot of crime coming out of 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:06.000 l A. I know l A has changed because it's 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.760 a super liberal city. And on the highway there used 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:12.640 to be signs that say banned guns or gun control now, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.160 but now the science says story or guns safely. So 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.839 it's like even the liberals have guns and tarp your load, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.200 which I'm I think that's just for truckers with open 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:30.520 I think that's what they say to Amber. Heard yet funny, yep, 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.920 yet funny. That's that's where I come in. All right, 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.239 let's get into our hot topics for today. You guys, 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.719 this first case is actually quite disturbing in my opinion. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.560 A lawyer is arrested after a hitting cameras found in 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:44.520 kitty litter in the bathroom during a teen's graduation party. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.760 California lawyer by the name of Charles Gideon Correll was 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:54.080 arrested after, like I said, they find this camera in 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.839 kitty litter at a seventeen year old students graduation party. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.320 He's forty four. He was arrested did on charges of 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.400 misdemeanor for electronic peeping. He was taken to County Jail 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:10.159 in San Francisco, Marin County and reportedly the bail was 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.960 in at fifteen thousand, in my opinion, not high enough. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.640 According to the police department there, they were called to 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.520 the home on June fifteenth, day after my birthday. Few 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.600 keeping that day holy after the residents found a GoPro 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:26.000 camera in a cat litter box that had been placed 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.320 in the bathroom. The camera had been recording for approximately 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:32.320 thirty minutes prior to being discovered. No one at the 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.000 party admitted they owned the camera. Pleae seize the camera 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.799 and leader found footage of Correll allegedly recording himself putting 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.280 the camera in the litter see, and that's why I 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.200 said this. Obviously, this is a disturbing story and it's disgusting, 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.560 but you and I like to make fun of people, right. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.760 This guy is a lawyer, right, and he's like supposedly 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.400 representing people, but he goes to do something disgusting like 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.440 this and accidentally turns on the go pro and records himself. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:02.120 Setting it up like be a big or more on dude. Yeah, 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:04.400 maybe he just assumed the cats didn't have to poop 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.640 that badly and wouldn't be moving things around so people 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.720 wouldn't find it. But I mean, like he literally just 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:15.560 pointed the camera like he wanted to be incriminated. In 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:18.320 my opinion, I think, you know, sometimes when I hear 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.919 about stories like this, I'm like, do you have such 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:23.479 a much bigger fish to fry that you'd rather be 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:28.240 in jail than in the outdoors. I mean maybe, but 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.120 I don't think he did this on purpose. I don't 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.560 think he recorded himself on purpose. I think he's an idiot, 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.000 and I think he was like, all right, let me 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:35.680 turn this on so it records and let me get 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.880 into place, thinking maybe maybe he'll retrieve it later or 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:43.760 likes he's like, yeah, it's working. It's like that scene 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:46.039 from Meet the Parents when Ben Stiller is talking to 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.279 the camera the whole time. I love it. Yeah, and 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.680 I honestly don't remember that movie at all, but but 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:55.560 I agree. I'm just gonna agree. Yeah, yeah, you know me. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:07:00.640 Um So, I don't know I think that, do you 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.040 think he I mean, obviously, if he's putting a go 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.680 pro in there, he intentionally wanted to record guests. As 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:10.600 my thought, uh yeah, for sure. I mean, you don't 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.280 hide a camera in someone else's bathroom because you want 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.160 to get footage of cats going to the bathroom. I mean, 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.080 you never know, he could be uh into beast reality. 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.320 Then he should have his own cat and record that. No, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.400 he went there to a graduation party with seventeen year 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.320 olds and eighteen year olds and he set up a 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.120 camera in the bathroom because why because he's disgusting, you 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.200 know it. Fittingly it was with the litter box, because 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.840 he's a piece of ship. I wonder how close he 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.000 was to the family because he knew there was gonna 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:38.600 be a litter box in there. I mean, he was 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.440 familiar enough with the home and the bathroom to know 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:42.880 that there was going to be a place for him 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.040 to dig a little hole and hide it, which I 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:48.320 think a GoPro. Honestly, it's it's small, but it's not 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.160 that small. It is noticeable. You know. It's not one 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.800 of those little hitting cameras you buy at a super 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.600 audio store that's just like a little dot that you'd 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.520 put on your shirt or something that you'd see in 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.200 aimes bond. You know, it's it's sizeable. It's want to 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.000 step away from him hiding in the shower with one 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.000 of those old fashioned VHS things on his shoulder. That 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.400 would be more of like an indie film, you know, 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.280 that'd be like really artful, but yeah, this is more 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:20.640 like weird black mirror, poorly done sort of situation. I mean, 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:23.480 I just love the idea of him digging through cat 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:28.600 litter to then put uh camera in it and having 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:32.680 just like just what did you think would happen? Because 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.440 when you think about it, right, you need the lens 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:39.040 to be clear to record, so it would be visible 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.840 no matter what it's like he wanted to get caught in, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.800 my opinion depends unless it's one of those that has 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.679 like the cover or like a door and the cat 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.800 just kind of walks in. It was aiming out like, 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.280 I don't know about cat litter to me treat. That's 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:52.920 what I'm starting to realize. I don't I don't know. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.600 I don't have a cat, but um but I'm familiar 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:59.720 with the litter. I don't know. But I don't know 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:02.480 that he necessarily knew this family. Like maybe he just 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.560 brought a go pro and he's like, listen, I'm gonna 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.280 do something perfect. Let me go into the bathroom and 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.280 see where I can hide this. And then was quick 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.120 enough to be like, oh, hey, here's catletter. Let me 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.080 try that because I'm so smart. I'm I'm so interested 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.160 to see the all other footage from the go pro. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.840 That's just like from Chuck E Cheese. I mean, this 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.400 guy sounds like a I don't feel like this was 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:27.240 his first rodeo, No, although it's his first time setting 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:30.280 it up and recording himself setting it up that we 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.760 know of. That's true, that's true, that we know of. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:37.400 I mean, you know every party has a pooper, yeah, literally, 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:41.720 and sometimes you hide it in it. I this is 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.199 why I'm fine. The story is disgusting. The reason I'm 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:47.280 finding some pleasure in talking about This is because this 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.480 douche got caught, right, and he got caught by doing 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:55.120 something stupid and and he didn't like But I can't 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:56.559 get over the fact that this is a forty four 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.840 year old lawyer. People go to this guy and they're like, hey, 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.800 I need I need help view from you getting me 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.080 out of this situation, I mean, or whatever, defending me 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:07.920 whatever lawyer he may bee. Well, this is kind of 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:12.679 like a um those who can't do teach sort of mentality. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.120 What if he's like, maybe this time I'll do the 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.760 crab and I'll be the one to get away with 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:21.560 it or have done I don't know, you know whatever. Anyway, more, 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.680 all of the story is see you later, sucker. I 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.880 have a feeling he they're going to raid his house 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.160 and find a lot more footage. Is probably because I agree, 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:31.839 I don't think this is like, oh, I just had 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:35.040 an idea. But the question is, um, I guess I 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.120 was reading the story and I'm not sure if he 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.040 stuck around the party or if he like set it 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.679 up and left. But they found it right, and then 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.640 they started asking people whose is it and no one 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.000 said yes, no one said it was there is obviously, 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.360 But then once they like, was he there? When people 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.720 look at her? The take the camera and find the like. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.040 But that's so great. Imagine being in a room of 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.520 people and everyone being like, do you know who the 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.840 perfect is here? Does? Does anyone want to raise their 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:04.240 hand to being the Purv? Anyone want to be the Purv? Yeah? 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.600 Like you can't raise your hand? Oh my god, that 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.120 just dropped right out of my pocket and started recording. 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:14.000 How weird is that where I lost it? I was 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:19.360 going splunking later and really needed it. What's his alibi? Insanity? 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.800 Cat fetish? Like I mean, I'm always going to plead insanity. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.120 Cat fetish would honestly be the smart way to go, 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.880 I think, because then he just wouldn't be able to 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:30.560 ever have a cat, which, in my opinion, is the 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.640 way to go. Yeah, but I don't want him to 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.839 get off, so I hope they well, he is getting 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:55.240 off to something. Okay, you guys. This next story, honestly, 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.520 I find kind of funny. Two men are accused of 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.719 hacking a gas station and selling gas at a counted rate. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.840 Police took two men into custody and Virginia Beach and 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.959 accused them of hacking gas pumps and at a discounted rate. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.800 Like I said, officer later learned that devices were being 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.920 used to illegally access gas pumps. The gas was then 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:16.319 being sold at a lower rate through a phone app 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.760 and was being advertised on social media. Again, people just 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.600 will want to get caught. Police have not confirmed the 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.880 exact amount of gas that was stolen. However, they've determined 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.679 that thousands of dollars of gas were taken from the 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.360 business over several days. Authorities say the incident is still 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:36.200 an active investigation. Police are advertising advertising. Can you imagine 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.440 if the police were like advertising, Hey, we're the police. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:43.080 Here's what we do. You know? Okay, police are advising 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.360 local gas stations that close overnights or of view security 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:50.040 footage should ensure they have not been victims as well. Okay, 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.160 before we get into this, I would say these guys 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.760 are modern day heroes there to me and the Robin 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.000 Robin Hoods, stealing from the rich and giving to the point, 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:02.240 I mean, the crime is that gas is so high. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:06.560 They are trying to help people. I don't I don't 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:08.960 think you should hack into other people's things, and but this, 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:10.680 I honestly I don't really have a problem with this 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:14.560 because gas prices, as we've learned, are I believe high 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.840 really for no reason, right, just gouging. So I'm sorry 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.000 if the person that owned the gas station didn't have 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.320 a say and how much it is. I don't know 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.960 how that all works, but I'm fascinated by the fact 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:27.760 that they hacked into a gas station pumps, lowered the prices, 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:31.280 and gave people cheap gas. I mean, DM treat do 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.720 you understand I have been traveling so much just to 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.200 avoid paying gas. I would rather fly across the country 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.920 and take public transportation than pay for gas. In l A, 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.440 I was there for one week. I filled my tank 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:49.440 up and it was a hundred dollars dollars and it 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:55.160 lasted me three days. And sadly, your your airline tickets 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.839 are probably cheaper than filling up your gas tank that much. Yes, 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.480 a thousand dollars in airline tickets is actually less than 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:05.480 a hundred dollars. That's how that's how transportation money works. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.720 But I actually didn't even know it was possible to 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.600 hack gas bumps, and now that I do, I would 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.960 like for these guys to do a YouTube tutorial, even 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.360 if they were wearing masks or something or had those 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:19.080 little uh mosaics over their face so you don't know 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.440 who they are and just remained anonymous. Teach me how 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:26.680 to dog e, Teach me how to hack the gas pump. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.280 I want to hack the gas pump. Take me to 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:33.720 jail because I'm doing something that's right for me. I 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.040 don't know that, FRITI sure, no, and said that before. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.040 I also just feel like I'm actually surprised that I 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.000 haven't heard about this more often. Yeah, well, I didn't 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:43.640 know that you could do that. I didn't know that 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:47.840 gas tanks were hackable. I think they got to get 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.160 these guys out of jail, and that this should be 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:55.480 part of a bigger movement. Two teach people how to 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:58.520 hack gas bumps. It's it's not often here at real 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.280 time crime that we side with the criminal. But I 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.360 think we're in agreement. Um. I hope nothing happens to 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:03.600 these guys. I hope they get a slap on the 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.320 wrist and and they go out. If they start doing 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:08.160 it to like banks and taking people's money, I have 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.760 a problem with it. But you're right, this is a 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.680 bit of a Robin Hood story. No, I feel like 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:15.200 I'm getting robbed every time I go to the gas station, 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:19.200 I'm like, you're literally stealing my money. They should not 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.680 cost a hundred dollars to fill up a Honda. And 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.000 and and from what I understand from watching all different 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.600 kinds of news, not just one shan't one network or 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.880 something like that, is that these prices are high and 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.520 they don't need to be this high. They don't need 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.480 to be this high. And um, agreed, is a lot 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.680 of it. And I think that, you know, everyone's just 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.880 trying to survive, and I get that. But also these 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:46.360 gas stations can market up the prices to whatever they want. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.440 They still want to make a profit, so which is 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.040 understandable to business. But you know, some of them are 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:55.400 really greedy. I mean in West Hollywood I saw some 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:59.480 were like over seven dollars per gallant. That's insane. And 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.160 also I'm wondering, like are they going to be treated 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.120 as if it was an armed robbery? Like will they 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.800 be treated as if they were robbing a person versus 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.200 a property, you know, a business. I feel like they 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:18.360 deserve less punishment period. Yeah, I agree, like, fine, return 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:21.080 the money, but that's it, and then let them move 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:22.760 on with their lives so that they can do it 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.280 again but not get caught. The only person heard in 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.640 this is the actual individual owner of that gas station, 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.000 and I don't know, and that person has been ripping 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.000 people up for years. It's almost like a taste of 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:36.640 their own medicine. You know. I'm I'm I'm a I'm 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:42.680 team robber, Team criminal, We're team criminal. Speaking of team criminal. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.800 Criminal fleas from police by hopping into a kayak which 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.720 then capsizes, which is honestly a shot him Fred. If 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:54.320 you ask me like instant karma, I love nothing more 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.440 than instant karma. Like when you say something bad about 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.480 someone that you step in dogshit, it's like, well the 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.320 ship came out of your mouth and now you got it. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.000 So I just keep talking about amber her. But I 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.280 don't mean to, you know. Okay, So an alleged thief 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.920 in Alabama tried to evade police by hopping into kayak 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:14.080 in a river, which capsized immediately after. So several people 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.639 called the police on Friday to report this man. He 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:20.400 was allegedly seen wandering through backyards and stealing a lawnmower 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.800 and leaf blower. People calmed down, you know, some residents 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.760 had confronted the man by early afternoon, prompting him to 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:31.359 flee to the Coosa River. Officers arrived soon after and 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.240 tracked the suspect down the river. He didn't get far 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.880 before the kayak flipped and he started swimming to the bank, 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.640 where officers were waiting for him with a sad thing 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.560 to just like just just swim up to your doom. 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.199 You're wet, you're cold. And then the police are like 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.040 all right, and they just cut you. Good job, buddy, 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:53.199 you know, sorry you didn't make the Olympics. Um. So 0:17:53.280 --> 0:18:00.159 apparently he was also tackled and arrested. I mean, if 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.359 I was just coming out of swimming in a river, 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:04.639 I would be too tired to do anything. You wouldn't 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:06.520 need to tackle me. I'd just be roll. I would 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:09.199 keel over dead. I'd like, just take me away, just 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:12.879 give can can I just get like a h a 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:17.600 blanket and a saying that the police acted incorrectly. I 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:19.919 don't care that they tackled him. I'm just thinking it 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:21.720 doesn't sound like this guy is really bright enough to 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:24.040 get away. They they were probably just having a little fun. 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:26.320 I would just really want a trauma blanket after that. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:29.760 It's like, it's like, you guys didn't traumatize me. I 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:33.080 traumatized myself. But but so then so then he was 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:36.280 charged with burglary, theft of property, attempt to elude, and 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:40.440 resisting arrest. So I guess he was being combative when 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:44.919 they picked him up at the river, and apparently he 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.040 was stealing items to sell. This is what he said. 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:49.800 He was stealing items to sell so he could get 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:53.760 his girlfriend's vehicle out of impound. Oh, he's a Robin hood. 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:56.639 He's of another we got another team criminal on our hands. 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:59.879 You know, now you're not I mean stealing a lawnmower 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.080 and like a leaf blower. That's really sad, that's desperate. 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.359 But also what was his Like did he hide the 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:08.080 kayak there? Like that was his getaway? Was he going 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:09.879 to take a lawnmower and a leaf blower in a 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.359 kayak and go down the river to get away his 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:16.879 getaway kayak? I mean if the whole thing reeks of stupidity, yeah, 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:18.880 I mean. Also the other thing is if you're stealing 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.880 leaf blowers and lawnmowers, I'm like, are you just trying 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:27.120 to start a company in gardening and landscaping? Because you're 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:30.480 not going to make that much money. I mean, it's 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:32.680 it's interesting because if he was serious, that's a very 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:35.800 sweet gesture, very stupid, but sweet gesture to get his 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:38.400 girlfriend's car out of an impound And and now, because 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:40.040 we know he didn't have a getaway car because it 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:43.359 was impounded, he had to take a kayak. It was 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:45.879 the next best mode of transportation, although I think a 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:49.160 bicycle would have done him much better, and clearly didn't 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:51.399 practice how to operate, you know, how to use a 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:54.439 kayak on a river. Also, you don't escape from the 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:57.000 police on a river. There's one way to go. They 0:19:57.040 --> 0:19:59.080 go down further down the river and they wait for you, like, 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:01.840 where are you going? Yeah, either that or you go 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:04.400 off a waterfall and die. It's like, there's not much 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.879 at the end of a river, right, And and I 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:09.399 don't haven't really hung out there, but I can't imagine 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:14.400 rivers in Alabama are awesome to hang out. I'm sure 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:17.280 there's more crime happening in the river than on the land. 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:20.280 The police actually had bigger fish to fry than catching 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.680 this guy. They're like, so those guys are dealing meth 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:24.640 out there, but we gotta got to this one guy 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:26.720 who stole a leaf blower. You know, it's really about 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:31.600 the principle of the matter. I mean. The other thing is, uh, 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:35.800 the story is interesting in the first place because the 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:40.680 residents were confronting him before law enforcement came into play. 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:43.639 And I'm like, if someone was stealing something from my backyard, 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:46.960 would I go run after him and be like, hey, 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.000 come back here with my leaf blower? Would I assume 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:51.560 that this person was armed and dangerous? Or you know, 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:54.720 it's crazy because when people steal, right, this isn't him 0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:56.439 breaking into a house with a gun and stealing a 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:58.600 diamond necklace. It's a little different. This is like, in 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:03.280 my opinion, desperate. And so something happened to me during 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:07.160 the pandemic where I got in my car and then 0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:12.040 I noticed all these papers in the passenger seat and 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:14.640 I look over and I see that the glove compartment 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:17.040 is open. I was like, did I just leave a 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:20.080 mess in my car? That's so weird. I guess I 0:21:20.080 --> 0:21:22.360 could have done that, like I'm pretty sloppy. And then 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.280 I look over at my steering wheel and someone had 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:28.639 broken into my car. I didn't realize, and they stole 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:32.560 the air bag off my steering wheel, which apparently is 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:35.720 such an expensive part that it almost totaled my car. 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:40.760 Isn't that crazy? That's how expensive it is. And you 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:43.800 had to be a pro. It's an expert move to 0:21:43.840 --> 0:21:46.479 be able to remove just the air bag office steering wheel. 0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:49.280 Apparently that it was like a huge crime that was 0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:51.520 happening in l A during the pandemic because they could 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:53.520 sell apart for a lot of money on the black market, 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.159 and people were desperate for money. And I just thought, 0:21:56.680 --> 0:21:59.159 I just I don't know. I just thought to the 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:02.840 probably sell them like Junkyards and stuff, and I just thought, like, wow, 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:05.880 you know what, this person really needed this more than 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:08.119 I do. I'm lucky that I'm insurance. It's annoying I 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:11.000 have to pay a five deductible, but I'm safe. I 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:14.359 wasn't confronted by the robber. I do feel violated, like 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:16.240 your car is like a house on wheels, you know 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:18.640 what I mean like that, So to think that someone 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:22.560 was sitting in my seat in my car, you know, 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:26.920 it doesn't feel good. Um, but I was not harmed, 0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:29.720 and I just think, you know, this person really needed 0:22:29.720 --> 0:22:31.239 it for whatever they needed. They needed it more than 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:34.919 I did. I'll be okay. I was frustrated. I was annoying. 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:37.760 I felt violated. It still sucks, but it's definitely a 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:44.240 different crime than someone entering your house and threatening to 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:48.960 harm you, or entering your house and stealing stuff. To 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.639 your original point, if someone broke into my house and 0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:54.960 I like walked in the room and saw them, I 0:22:55.000 --> 0:22:56.760 would most likely I would think they would be a 0:22:56.800 --> 0:22:58.920 little more brazen and I think maybe more dangerous, So 0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:01.879 I'd probably back out and you know, try and hopefully 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:04.800 they didn't see me. So I would not confront because 0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:07.200 if they saw you, they'd be like, oh my god, 0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:11.200 you guys, it's Dmitri from Real Time Crime. We gotta 0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:13.399 we gotta get out of this house. You know he 0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:17.400 knows all about Yeah, they'd be just the super fans. 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:18.879 They'd be like, I'm so sorry, we actually came to 0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:20.880 see yourself, but can we just get your autographs? Oh 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:22.640 my god, are you gonna rip us on the podcast? 0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:25.359 This is awesome? Can we actually is this? I know 0:23:25.400 --> 0:23:27.440 this is weird, but like, can we come on the podcast? 0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:32.840 We don't leah right now? Where is she? Um? No? 0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:34.200 But if so, if someone was in the house, I 0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:36.080 would consider them more dangerous and I would probably not 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:38.160 confront them. If I was there and I saw someone 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:41.840 in my backyard, I would yell like hey, and then 0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:44.880 depending on their reaction, if they ran, then I would 0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:47.439 feel more comfortable kind of going out after them. If 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:49.520 they just stood there, if they started walking to the house, 0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:53.800 then I would alter my plans. I know this sounds crazy, 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:56.840 but these sorts of situations are the type of situations 0:23:56.880 --> 0:23:58.800 that make me wish I was really good with a 0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:01.920 bone arrow, you know, like I just had expert aim 0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:04.800 where I could be like, I just want to graze 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:07.080 their leg in a way that they're like, oh, no, 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:09.560 I should drop this because this person is in dangerous 0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:13.040 but they're crazy. Yeah, how nice would it be to 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.119 tell the cops listen, look for the guy that has 0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:18.400 an arrow sticking out of his calf. That's my guy. Yeah. 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:20.280 I don't want it to be a life threatening injury, 0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:23.280 just something that slows him down or makes them think 0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:26.399 twice about stealing my property or hurting me or anyone 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:28.359 I know, and move on with my life. You know, 0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:31.440 it's a real Robin Hen move for sure. I mean 0:24:31.480 --> 0:24:33.679 it's a bow and arrow. Yeah, I I go with 0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:36.800 crossbow or bow and arrow overgun any day. I mean 0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:38.920 it's got to feel good to see someone stealing your stuff, 0:24:39.000 --> 0:24:42.040 violating your property and just shoot an arrow across the 0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:47.119 yard into their ass. It's such a funny way to 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:49.760 attack someone. I'm gonna get a bow and arrow. Yeah, 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:56.960 I think it's like very sixteen hundreds renaissance of us. Yeah. 0:24:57.160 --> 0:24:59.560 I would just be like, this person is mentally ill, 0:24:59.760 --> 0:25:02.879 and like you're stealing from me? Bro right, can you 0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:04.680 image to the trial? They're like, uh, and then he 0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:13.760 chased me with a bow and arrow. What Yeah, well 0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:15.920 I was just doing target practice, barrow. Thank you so 0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:18.560 much for your help. All right, anyway, Um, and I 0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.200 don't buy this. Sorry. One of the last thing I 0:25:20.240 --> 0:25:22.199 don't buy that it is there's no sympathy here. And 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:24.400 he his girlfriend's car was impounded, so he was trying 0:25:24.440 --> 0:25:26.879 to figure that out on your own. That's not someone 0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:29.160 else's problem. That's not like, let me go steal from 0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:32.840 someone else because my girlfriend didn't pay her her mobile 0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:35.120 violations or whatever the hell it is. Look, I'm gonna 0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:38.960 be honest with you. I'm on team criminal here. If 0:25:39.160 --> 0:25:41.520 if he was being honest and it was a sweet gesture, 0:25:41.800 --> 0:25:46.440 is a stupid act and he's not stealing anything irreplaceable 0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:50.720 or super expensive. He just sounds like very sad time 0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:53.080 in his life. We would just like to announce right 0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:54.720 now in the podcast that this is all a result 0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:57.280 of Lea being in love and still on that romantic 0:25:57.280 --> 0:26:00.320 honeymoon stage. She loves the idea of of a re 0:26:00.560 --> 0:26:03.639 and being romanced, and the fact that her new boyfriend 0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:07.240 may go steal leafblowers to get her car out of impound. You, guys, 0:26:07.320 --> 0:26:11.800 chivalry is not dead. It's not, but this isn't it anyway. 0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:13.879 Take a break. We're gonna take a break. Yeah, we're 0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:15.920 gonna take a break. You guys, will be right back. 0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.840 Don't touch that dial. I love saying that. I don't 0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.679 know why, it doesn't make any sense. I just like 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:24.560 to be like a weird nineteen eighties radio host. Hey, 0:26:24.640 --> 0:26:26.399 leave us a voicemail, let us know thumbs up or 0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:28.960 thumbs down on the or comment on the social things 0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.640 thumbs up or thumbs down on the don't touch the dial. 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.840 I like it. I love that. Don't touch that dial. 0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:49.600 We'll be right back. Stay safe, don't commit any grimes. Hey, 0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:52.880 it's us Leon Dmitri with Real Time Crime. Welcome back, 0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:57.639 Welcome back again, Welcome again. Back, welcome back, not touching 0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:01.480 the dial again, welcome back. Thanks for not touching the dial, 0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:06.160 you guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I've changed. Okay, 0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:08.240 I'm happy. I don't know what else to say. This 0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:11.200 is ah, it's not working good for my comedy either. 0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:13.800 I go on stage and I'm like, hey, you love birds. 0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:16.399 Everyone's everyone doing. They're like, I'm like, I don't know, 0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:18.959 just happy to be here. They're like boo, all right, 0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:21.040 So yeah, people only love you when you're miserable on 0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:24.639 stage because misery loves company. So I'm gonna find fighting 0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:26.840 with him. Yeah, you can find misery and happiness and 0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:29.359 still be happy. Don't worry, it's there. Oh okay, so 0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:30.760 I just have to wait a couple of years into 0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:32.960 the relationship. No, this is just this is a whole 0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:35.040 new thing. Like you have all these things that you've 0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:37.680 that you've done your comedy about. Now it's like you 0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:40.120 just got a brand new slate and it's like, oh, 0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:42.680 I can I can tap into all this stuff new material. 0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:46.879 I just started doing jokes about him, Yeah, and I 0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:50.800 lose the audience pretty quickly. They're like, man, do you 0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:53.920 know when I posted him on my Instagram story publicly, 0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:56.760 I lost two thousand followers in less in twenty four hours. 0:27:57.240 --> 0:27:59.959 When I posted you and him, I gained two thousands. 0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:07.359 I actually screenshot every DM that was like I'm leaving. 0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:09.480 I'm like, what did you think was going to happen? 0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:11.639 I've never even I don't know who you are, and 0:28:11.640 --> 0:28:12.920 I don't mean that in a mean way. I've just 0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:14.520 never met you. Like, what did you did you think 0:28:14.520 --> 0:28:18.840 we were gonna get married? I don't understand, right, But also, okay, go, 0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:22.359 so wait, so you're leaving? I post meaning you you 0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:24.680 post comedy and you post podcasts and stuff like that, 0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:27.800 and they're gonna leave because you're in a relationship, Like, 0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:30.240 I don't know what your incent was. It really doesn't 0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.359 make sense. And we don't try to make sense of 0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:36.560 things that are nonsensical, because that's the whole point of nonsense, 0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:43.440 to not make sense. Speaking of not making sense, thank you, 0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:47.320 let's just hop right into our main story. Guys. This 0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:49.560 is about the doc that's streaming on Netflix right now. 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:52.240 It's called Keep Sweet, Prey, and Obey. It's a true 0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:55.160 crime series that delves into the cultural practices and abuses 0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:57.920 committed by an extremist offshoot of the Mormon Church known 0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:01.360 as the Fundamist Church of Jesus Rice of Latter day Saints. 0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:04.320 The doc tells the horrifying true story of the leader 0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:10.640 and known polygamist, Warren Jeff's. Director Rachel Dretson says she 0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:14.920 made this to give victims a chance to tell their stories. 0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:17.520 For the first time. In this doc, we learned how 0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:21.120 some women were able to escape, Thank God. It features 0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:25.280 disturbing interviews with ex communicates of the f LDS Church, 0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:29.920 some of whom had intimate relationships with Jeff's. Warren Jeff's. Also, 0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:33.560 I hate that his last name is Jeff's plural. I mean, 0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:37.959 I hate everything about him, but yeah, but Jeff's. It's like, okay, 0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:40.680 Warren Jeff's was made a prophet in two thousand two. 0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:43.120 First of all, I'm sorry, but like, if you're going 0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:45.200 to be a prophet after y two k you're not 0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:49.720 a real prophet. The real profits were before two thousand 0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:53.400 and everyone knows that, Okay, I'm sorry. Just like a 0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.680 modern day problems, I'm we're all modern day prophets. Have 0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.000 you gone on? TikTok? It's like everyone's got an opinion, 0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:03.080 all right by the time of his arrest, Jeff's had 0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:06.440 married seventy eight women, some of whom he inherited from 0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:09.680 his father. That's so odd to just treat women like 0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.040 objects that that just goes in a contract. Were like, 0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:14.120 all right, so when I die, you get to have 0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:17.000 sex with her. It's like, huh is this passed down? 0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:20.680 I mean, that's so disturbing. I can't even the word 0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:27.400 inherited is in regards to women is unfathomable to me. Okay, 0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:31.120 take take your pick. Like seventy eight wives, that's discussing 0:30:31.120 --> 0:30:34.640 in a problem, inherited from his father. That's discussing a problem. 0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:41.880 And then it says twenty four of them were underage one, twelve, Yeah, 0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:45.120 I mean, yeah, alright. So Warren Jeff's rose to power 0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:49.320 and succeeded his father Rulan, and how his authority and 0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:54.040 rule created an extremely repressive system in which corruption and abuse, 0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:58.160 including the sexual abuse of miners, escalated. He also married 0:30:58.200 --> 0:31:06.680 off countless underage girls to other adult men were his. Yeah, 0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:09.360 I wonder how he treated his own daughters. Jeff's is 0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:13.880 currently serving a life sentence for his crimes. Despite his conviction, 0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:16.600 he's still considered a prophet and president of the f 0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:20.480 l d s and his thousands of followers. If we're honest, 0:31:20.520 --> 0:31:22.720 thousands is not that large. I mean, I doubt he's 0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:27.200 even verified on Instagram. The crazy thing is that Warren 0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:32.280 Jeff no, just get the joking. You have a family, 0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:34.360 you can't Okay, send it to me. I don't have 0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.440 a family yet. Um. The crazy thing is that Warren 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:40.440 Jeff's documented everything, so all that archival footage actually helped 0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:42.520 seal his fate in court. This is the same as 0:31:42.560 --> 0:31:47.520 every story so far. You're advertising fake at of cheap gas, 0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:50.440 You're recording yourself on camera as a pedophile. It's like, 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.160 why are everyone just wants to get caught? It's so odd, 0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:57.520 Like why do you keep these people? It's like they're well, 0:31:57.520 --> 0:32:00.760 they're not pro criminals, that's clear. Because of are pro criminals. 0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:04.360 They would trace their steps. Haven't they watched any movies? See? 0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:05.760 I think this is different. I think this guy is 0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:07.760 a pro criminal because of the years that he's been 0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.320 doing this and the ship that he's done. I think 0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:12.640 he got to that point like a lot of people 0:32:12.640 --> 0:32:14.560 do when they hide behind religion and they act like 0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:16.800 I'm doing this for God, so I'm untouchable. I think 0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:20.640 he felt like he was untouchable, but he documented everything, 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:24.440 so it's like, you're an idiot, so he's But can 0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:26.880 he be a pro criminal and an idiot? Like in 0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:30.600 my opinion, pro criminals are people who don't get caught. Yeah, 0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:34.880 we're I'm in our minds. It's the hollywoods even these 0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:38.480 are not the oceans eleven people to the idiots, right, Okay, 0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:42.760 So just just for reference, everyone knows polygamy is illegal 0:32:42.800 --> 0:32:46.760 in the US, to be clear, Although although I know 0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:51.520 this sounds possibly scandalous, I feel like in the next 0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:54.680 ten years, polygamy will not be illegal because of the 0:32:54.720 --> 0:33:01.120 way that people are starting to intermingle and the way 0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:10.440 that society is is changing toward just gender relations, sex relations. Um. 0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.920 It feels like there I know personally a lot of 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:17.680 people who do not identify as monogamous, and they have 0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:20.920 a lot of power and are famous and their celebrities, 0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:24.080 people you would know. I just feel like polygamy is 0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:28.200 one of those things that maybe three thousand years ago 0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:32.120 was seen as a crime, just like how marijuana was 0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:36.040 illegal but is now being decriminalized or becoming legal in places. 0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:38.320 I feel like polygamy will be legal at some point 0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:40.800 in the US. It might take a while, but I 0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:44.040 think it will be legal at some point. Yeah. Um. Well, 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.600 Also there's a there's an overall kind of feeling at 0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:48.960 least that I feel that as a as a country, 0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:52.200 we're kind of the escalator reversed course and now we're 0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:56.560 moving backwards. The things that we've gone forward on I 0:33:56.560 --> 0:33:59.400 think are now going backwards. And I think so I 0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:01.400 thought that's where you're going at first, not that would 0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.040 become more acceptable, but that's not how things are, just 0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:06.680 reverting back to things that we had thought. We had 0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:10.160 all agreed. This isn't great. Oh you're like, so monogamy 0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:12.560 is is now illegal as well? No one is allowed 0:34:12.600 --> 0:34:15.640 to have sex? Um Yeah, no, no, I mean that 0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:17.600 I get as well. I mean, especially with Roe v. 0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:20.759 Wade and everything that's going on with abortion, and I mean, 0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:26.600 I don't know, it's like one step forward, two steps back. Yeah, 0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:29.200 but we still we still keep taking that one step forward. 0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:31.319 I don't know anyway. That has nothing to do with 0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:33.959 what we're talking about right now. After Okay, so after 0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:36.440 years of committing these crimes, the victims that came forward 0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:39.719 and made it possible to arrest and convict Warren Jeff's 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:43.080 for rape. Warren was convicted of two counts of child 0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.480 sexual assault in two thousand eleven. I'm actually surprised is 0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:49.520 only two and at that time Jeff was already behind 0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:52.319 bars for being an accomplice to rape, a crime. He 0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:54.560 was convicted up in two thousand and seven after spending 0:34:54.560 --> 0:34:58.920 a year on the FBI's most wanted list. He's serving 0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:03.719 time at louis See Powlidge Unit, a prison in Palestine, Texas. 0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:08.320 That's interesting. He was given a life sentence plus twenty 0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:12.440 years back in that. Did they just do that to 0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:15.320 be like, hey, we really don't with you. I always 0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:19.040 wondered that there's some there's some little legal tinge to it, 0:35:19.040 --> 0:35:20.520 but I don't know what it is, but it does 0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:22.560 sound like just in case you die and come back. 0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:24.319 Maybe that's what I was just thinking, Like if you 0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:26.400 have a heart attack, you're technically dead, but then come 0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:29.440 back and some lawyer is like, there's a loophole. He 0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:33.360 he did die? Um, wow, man, there's a loophole for everything. Huh. 0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:35.719 Did we just stumble across something and solve it ourselves? 0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:37.879 We did? We did. And I just want to say 0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:41.399 to all the lawyers out there getting people off after 0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:43.840 a life sentence and for having them fake heart attacks 0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:48.160 and and dropping dead. You're smart. Wow, you really you 0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.239 found a good one. But I'm glad he now has 0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:53.360 that plus twenty years and he won't be eligible for 0:35:53.440 --> 0:36:01.160 parole until July. I mean, that's not that far away. 0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:03.840 It's sixteen years. It's actually not timesline. But apparently he 0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:05.960 tried to hang himself when he went in in two 0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:11.080 thousand seven. I mean, well, he was trying to pull 0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:15.000 on Epstein quote unquote, but I don't think Epstein killed himself. 0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:17.840 Warren Jeff's is allowed visits from family in prison and 0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:23.280 still runs the sect. So crazy, And in two thousand 0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:25.759 and six, the Mormon Church sent out a statement saying 0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:28.440 it was misleading and inaccurate to call him a Mormon. 0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:32.920 So the Mormon Church kind of denounces this guy, and 0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:36.800 yet he's still running the Latter day Saints. It doesn't 0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:39.359 really make any sense. But the Church of Jesus Christ 0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:42.319 of Latter day Saints discontinued the practice of polygamy in 0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:48.880 eighteen nineteen a manifesto, and then in four a second 0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:53.120 manifesto was established for excommunication as a punishment for those 0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:57.239 who refused to stop the practice of polygamy. All right, 0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.720 so look, a lot of this is kind of odd. 0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:02.840 I will just say when I was in Phoenix, Arizona, 0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:05.480 I was doing a show and the first half hour 0:37:05.520 --> 0:37:07.799 of the show was like the best thirty minutes of 0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:12.120 my life of comedy. And what I didn't know behind 0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:17.520 the scenes was that there had only been like thirty 0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:21.040 tickets sold prior to the show, and then once the 0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:25.160 doors opened, the show had been sold out. So they 0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:28.239 only prepared staff for thirty people. So there was two 0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:32.719 servers and one bouncer, and when you have a room 0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:36.400 of two people, you need more than that. So halfway 0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:39.319 through my set, this is after the host has gone up, 0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.080 this is after the opener has gone up, this is 0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:42.759 after the guest spot has gone up. So this is 0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:45.080 already like almost an hour into the show. People hadn't 0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:49.279 gone their drinks, people hadn't gotten their food, the heat, 0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:51.880 the a C. Wasn't working, so people start yelling in 0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:55.520 the back, where's my food, where's my drink? I'm hungry, 0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:59.279 And there's only one bouncer, so he can't kick all 0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:01.080 these people. You know, It's like it just starts getting 0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:03.600 real tense. And then a table to my left is 0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:07.000 a whole table of Mormons, and this guy won't stop 0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:10.200 asking me during my set to him and his wives. 0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:13.680 He's like, Hi, this is my wife Sarah, and this 0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:16.160 is my wife Rachel, and this is my wife Lisa, 0:38:16.200 --> 0:38:17.920 and we'd love to get a drink with you after 0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:21.840 this and see where things go. And just and I 0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:24.040 was like, hey, I'm at work right now. It went 0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:26.320 downhill so fast I sweat all the way through my shirt. 0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:30.200 Security didn't kick them out and they never stopped talking 0:38:30.360 --> 0:38:34.080 at me during my own show. And then after the show, 0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:38.160 were we making you uncomfortable? I was like, no, not 0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:43.040 past tense. Still, I'm at work and you were talking 0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:48.360 to me. I don't even talking, just like I mean talking, 0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:53.560 but propositioning me into a forsome It was very odd, 0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:57.839 very super disturbing. And it's like, yeah, like obviously I don't. 0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:00.200 I'm not a fan of people interrupting comedy. It's to 0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:03.879 begin with, right, but not even on track like this 0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:05.840 is he's acting as if he just bumped into you 0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:12.879 with a diner anyway, So I so I had sex 0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:20.560 with them? Yeah, they're coming on next week. They're coming 0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:24.239 on me next week, and sorry, Dmitri, Dmitri, what do 0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:26.799 you expect? Oh please, just because I made a face 0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:31.680 doesn't mean I didn't appreciate the joke. Okay. So it's 0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:33.759 funny because I don't even remember hearing about the story 0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:37.719 in the news. Yeah, no, I do. I remember hearing 0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:40.320 about this in the news, and I remember, um, I 0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:42.480 remember thinking how twisted it was. And I watched the 0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:47.000 trailer for this Netflix documentary and it's like, I don't 0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:50.360 know that I can pretty much sit through anything. I 0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:52.319 don't think I want to see this because I have 0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:55.320 three daughters and I don't like it's so disturbing these 0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:59.120 older guys that were being like given underage brides and 0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:03.480 the whole thing, so get ready to bleeping so twisted 0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:06.719 that it's like, I don't I just want to say, 0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:09.440 if you know, if Dmitri curses, you know he's feeling 0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:13.359 sick about something, and stop hiding behind the church. Everybody, listen. 0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:15.239 You want to be an ass, you want to be disgusting, 0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:18.560 be it, but stop being like, oh, I'm I'm a prophet, 0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:21.920 and this is Jesus telling me honestly, really, you're telling 0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:24.799 me that Jesus is like, hey, Mary, underaged girls and 0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:27.160 give me to your friends to tell everybody what they 0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:31.840 can do with themselves. I mean, so, I don't remember 0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:37.160 this all unfolding, but but it's interesting because I think 0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:39.960 it does cast a really negative not negative, but it 0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:43.719 cast a shadow on the Mormon Church that polygamy is 0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:48.120 continuing on a polygamy is legal in Utah or is 0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:51.359 it just in Silver Lake not Silver Lake, Salt Lake? 0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:54.880 So like, um, I don't know. I feel like it's legal, 0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:58.839 but I feel like there's some stipulations to it. But 0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:00.680 but but it's like it just happened to me in 0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:06.640 two where a man, a Mormon guy, had two or 0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:13.200 three wives. Yeah, it was in September. I can't remember, 0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:14.759 and I'm not I'm not trying to be funny. I 0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:16.759 can't remember if it was his three wives or two 0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:21.080 wives and one of the women's girlfriends. M I I 0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:24.080 literally do not remember, or if it was his girlfriend 0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:26.600 but not wife yet. But there are three women and 0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:29.560 it was him, and it was all a hold to do. Honestly, Um, 0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:32.000 talking about being in a touch with reality. Let's just 0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:33.799 go to a comedy show and we'll interrupt the act 0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.480 will act like the accent even going on, and we're 0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:37.560 just gonna see if this girl wants to join us 0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:40.200 over and over. I mean, you know that's one way 0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:45.279 of doing dating in real life. Yeah, or you could 0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:47.759 do it the way I did it. Ha ha. Just 0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:49.400 fly across the world to find a man you're in 0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:54.640 love with. Okay, So thank you. So yeah, stop hiding 0:41:54.719 --> 0:42:01.040 under religion to having as an excuse to um, you know, 0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:07.200 be with underage girls. And I don't know, I think 0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:12.120 do you think polygamy is different than polyamory, because polyamory 0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:17.399 is is rampant in Hollywood. Polygamy maybe not so much. 0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:19.360 I know a lot of girls who are quote unquote 0:42:19.360 --> 0:42:22.080 cool with it. You know. Oh, you know he's dating 0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:24.840 me and like he like really he focuses on me 0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:27.040 when we're together, and he says I love you, and 0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:29.600 he does, but he just like loves a lot of people. 0:42:29.800 --> 0:42:31.560 And I'm okay with it. And then like two weeks later, 0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:35.799 like ah right, And and you also get into that 0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:38.320 that weird area where sometimes like the two people are married, 0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:40.560 but then they have another person they consider their spouse. 0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:43.520 So you get to a point you're like, well, where's 0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:46.360 what's the difference between just the like the legal paperwork 0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:50.440 of of intermarrying like a bunch of people. I don't know. 0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:53.239 I'm not a super fan of all that, but I mean, 0:42:53.239 --> 0:42:57.080 obviously the whole assigning underage girls too older met all 0:42:57.120 --> 0:43:00.399 that ship is a whole different topic. Way no place 0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:02.719 in any of this. This just in, by the way. 0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:04.400 But first of all, before I go into this just 0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:07.560 and I just want to say, in my opinion, if 0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:13.880 all parties are knowledge and knowledgeable about all the other partners, 0:43:14.080 --> 0:43:17.680 and everyone is consenting to the situation of their own volition, 0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:22.040 who am I to judge? Who am I to say no? Like, 0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:26.440 I think the slogan love is love applies to a 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:32.040 lot of different situations. However, not when it's underage. But 0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:36.800 if you're if you're marrying two women who are of age, 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:41.800 and you know they are consenting to being together and 0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:44.160 they know the situation, and it's like, who am I 0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.960 to say you can't all get married? Right? I'm not, Like, 0:43:48.000 --> 0:43:49.920 I'm not a fan of of laws that tell people 0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.560 like what they can do with Like, I agree with 0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:54.440 what you're saying there. There are the legal laws and 0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:56.359 that the age and all that kind of stuff. Or 0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:58.680 or forcing someone to do something completely out the window. 0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:00.399 I don't know. I don't know. You make a good 0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:04.040 point there, It's it's it's hard because I do think 0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:07.920 it is judgmental to say that marriage should only be 0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:13.240 between two people, especially if all parties are consenting and aware. 0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:16.560 You know. It's like, I really do think it's it's like, what, 0:44:16.760 --> 0:44:19.640 how is it my business? Right? Well, times have changed 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.360 so much, like it used to be like you get married, 0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:24.040 you have kids. If it's not even like marriage isn't 0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:26.640 even as big a thing anymore. It's not even like 0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:29.640 something that people said I think want to do or 0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:32.120 have to do or any of that. So, well, that's 0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:34.520 the other thing. It's like you're doubling down on a commitment. 0:44:34.719 --> 0:44:37.040 I mean, it's like two women who are unsatisfied instead 0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:39.759 of one. But I think, you know, no, I just 0:44:39.840 --> 0:44:43.320 I find it interesting because it's like, well, under that pretense, 0:44:43.360 --> 0:44:46.680 should having children out of wedlock be illegal? You know, 0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:52.400 it's like, who why is this so controversial? Right? But okay, alright, 0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:54.439 so we've gotten off topic of what this guy did, 0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:57.480 for sure. Yeah. But also but but we do need 0:44:57.520 --> 0:45:00.000 to talk about what polygamy is and what polyamory is right. 0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:04.080 Polyamory is just the capacity to or yeah, capacity to 0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:07.080 love multiple people or be in love, and multiple people 0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:10.799 in polygamy is marrying multiple people. Right. So polygamy is 0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:13.720 illegal and criminalized in every country in North and South America, 0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:18.560 including all fifty U. S States. But in February, the 0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:22.719 Utah House and Senate reduced the punishment for consensual polygamy, 0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:25.680 which had previously been classified as a felony, to roughly 0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:27.680 the equivalent of a traffic ticket. So I was right, 0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:32.760 it is Utah and and I guess it's decriminalized quote unquote. 0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:34.080 See this is what I'm saying. I think it's gonna 0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:36.799 be like weed, where it's decriminalized, and then it will 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:39.560 be made legal in some places, and slowly over time, 0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:43.520 I think it will be made decriminalized or legal in 0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:46.520 some places. And Indian, Malaysian, Philippines, and Singapore. The government's 0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:51.640 recognize polygamist marriages, but only from Muslims. I think it's 0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:57.440 interesting that they it's religion specific. Yeah. Well, I um, 0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:01.520 I have trouble with the reasoning behind it. So, like 0:46:01.600 --> 0:46:03.560 you said, if there's people and they want to all 0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:05.759 be married together, and I don't know who am I 0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:08.120 to say, don't, but I feel like most of these 0:46:08.160 --> 0:46:11.680 situations are where it's a control over the woman or 0:46:11.719 --> 0:46:14.759 it's you know, and so that is where this goes 0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:19.000 completely awry in my opinion. So all of us being said, 0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:21.279 I guess you know, watch the documentary if you have 0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:23.400 the stomach for it. Don't eat a full meal beforehand, 0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:26.439 because you will be sick watching it. This guy, I'm 0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:29.200 glad that he has a life sentence plus twenty years because, 0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:31.560 as we said, we know now, we figured it. We 0:46:31.560 --> 0:46:33.799 got to the bottom of that real quick. People trying 0:46:33.800 --> 0:46:38.600 to fake their deaths, but I died, shut the up. Yeah, 0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:41.160 And I think the I think the multiple life sentences 0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:43.960 is because they have to assign one for each crime 0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:46.440 if they're multiple crimes. I think that's where that comes in. 0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:47.759 But I think we may have stumbled onto that. I 0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:52.720 think plus twenty years is covering any legal bullshit. Yeah, 0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:55.680 I hate, like f the loopholes, you know what I mean. 0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:57.960 People get off on technicalities all the time, And if 0:46:58.000 --> 0:46:59.920 you're a lawyer trying to get some piece of crap 0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:02.880 like this out of jail, you probably have the biggest 0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:07.960 house in l A. Yeah, right, the richest person in 0:47:08.000 --> 0:47:12.600 the world. Yeah, you guys, um and that's our episode 0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:15.040 for today. I really think we've covered the gamut of 0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:20.399 subjects really petty crime, uh, team criminal, the polygamy. We've 0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:23.759 just been all over the place. And as always, leave 0:47:23.840 --> 0:47:26.560 us a voicemail. Call in. We love to hear your voice. 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:32.520 And if it's confessing to a crime, just please don't 0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:35.440 let it be a really serious one. I'm not ready 0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:39.279 for that. Emotionally, I can't add more to my mental illness, Like, 0:47:39.680 --> 0:47:42.200 are not enough antidepressants and doctors in the world to 0:47:42.239 --> 0:47:46.000 handle what I already have. Alright, so leave us a 0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:49.040 voicemail and and support my new favorite rom com which 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:52.239 is which is Leah's new relationship. I'm feel free to 0:47:52.320 --> 0:47:56.640 you know, people unfollowed her for this crap. Honest, I say, 0:47:56.880 --> 0:47:59.799 call in and voice your support. I'll pick out. I'll 0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:02.080 pick got my favorite. We'll er it. There we go. 0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:07.560 It's eight six eight six six tann one eight six 0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:10.719 six one crime. He hasn't left the bedroom yet, so 0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:13.080 that means that he doesn't absolutely hate the song. It's 0:48:13.080 --> 0:48:16.200 eight six six two on two seven six three. 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Can't you call this guy so he can 0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:53.800 put a camera in my bathroom? You want to see it, 0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:55.879 you want to see a show, Just wait till I 0:48:55.920 --> 0:49:01.200 have Mexican food and then come back over. Anyway, I'm 0:49:01.239 --> 0:49:03.600 pretending like my camera froze. I don't have to react 0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:09.799 to that. Oh I'm just fist pumped the air. So 0:49:09.920 --> 0:49:12.320 you know this means we're probably gonna get married. Guys, 0:49:12.440 --> 0:49:17.520 love you, good night. It's real time crop. It's real 0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:21.879 time Grady. I mean, is it actually real time crime? 0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:23.920 I'm solving anything? Or is that just the thing we 0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:26.480 say it's a thing we say, got it. Okay, see 0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:29.160 you next week for more real time crime, only on 0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:30.160 I Heart Radio.