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Speaker 1: Real Time Crime. Welcome back to Real Time Crime. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Leo Lamar, and I have with me my

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Speaker 1: very good friend. Oh my god, I promised myself I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't cry. Do you want to have an acceptance speech?

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Speaker 1: There is there anyone you want to thank? I mean, listen,

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Speaker 1: the only person I have right now to thank is you.

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Speaker 1: You're calling me your very good friend. Listen, listen. Very

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Speaker 1: good friend doesn't mean close friend. It doesn't mean best friend.

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Speaker 1: And you know it could very good friend could be

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Speaker 1: like a work acquaintance. Hold on, I'm rewriting my acceptance speech. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're out. Oh oh no, I'm out. Um, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: anyway back to me. Thank you so much. I am

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Speaker 1: very excited for this episode. Today we're gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: about a lawyer. This is a weird transition because I

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Speaker 1: said I'm very excited about this episode, and now this

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Speaker 1: things are very dark, and not that these aren't like

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Speaker 1: than than well, at least to start. Well. So, the

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Speaker 1: first one is about a guy who hid a camera

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Speaker 1: and kitty litter during a teens graduation r Rand Pedophile,

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Speaker 1: and our next one is about two men hacking a

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Speaker 1: gate Geese station and selling gas at a discounted rate.

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Speaker 1: And then our last hot topic for today is about

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Speaker 1: alleged robber who flees from police by hopping into a

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Speaker 1: kayak which then capsizes L O L. We'll get into that,

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Speaker 1: and our main case for today is about the new

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Speaker 1: Netflix show that's streaming movie documentary, Keep Sweet, Pry and obey.

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Speaker 1: You know it's about Mormons, so you already know where

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Speaker 1: this is going, especially if it's in a true crime podcast, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I'm in New York.

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Speaker 1: I'm in my hometown, New York, New York. I've got

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Speaker 1: shows every day. If you're a New Yorker or in

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Speaker 1: the Try state. Yeah, and you want to come see

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Speaker 1: me live, please come and introduce yourselves to me. Not

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Speaker 1: during the show though, well that usually happens whether I

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Speaker 1: about this during the Mormon segment, because do I have

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Speaker 1: a story for you, oh boy segment. The one time

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Speaker 1: that I bombed, I just swept through my shirt was

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Speaker 1: in Phoenix, Arizona with a table of Mormons. But I'll

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Speaker 1: explain that later anyway, So you guys, I'm wearing a

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Speaker 1: T shirt, which I never do. It's very uncomfortable for

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Speaker 1: me to be seen in um popper clothing. Why is

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Speaker 1: that to me? T shirts or like what you wear

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Speaker 1: to bed? Okay, but but people wear them all the time.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm not people, Dmitri. I'm me. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: trying to rack my brain and think of what you

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Speaker 1: wear normally. I know you wear turtlenecks sometimes, but were turtlenecks.

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Speaker 1: That's my whole thing. I only wear long sleep turtlenecks. Yeah, time,

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Speaker 1: in this summertime, I own fourteen black turtlenecks. Okay, one

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Speaker 1: to have the black turtleneck. I mean it's there's a variety.

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Speaker 1: In the summertime, you were turtlenecks. Yeah, okay, Well we're stumbling, acro.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we have enough time in this episode

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Speaker 1: of Christmas Vacation. I just hate that you and my

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Speaker 1: therapist say the same thing. Yeah, I don't think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to that this session, but um, this is

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Speaker 1: York anyway. I am here in NYC really just living

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Speaker 1: here are you guys. I just have to say, New York,

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Speaker 1: and I'm it's sad to hear this, but I will

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Speaker 1: but you and I like to make fun of people, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he did this on purpose. I don't

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Speaker 1: Then he should have his own cat and record that. No,

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Speaker 1: That's just like from Chuck E Cheese. I mean, this

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Speaker 1: it or have done I don't know, you know whatever. Anyway, more,

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Speaker 1: all of the story is see you later, sucker. I

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Speaker 1: have a feeling he they're going to raid his house

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Speaker 1: and find a lot more footage. Is probably because I agree,

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is like, oh, I just had

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Speaker 1: But then once they like, was he there? When people

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Speaker 1: look at her? The take the camera and find the like.

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Speaker 1: But that's so great. Imagine being in a room of

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Speaker 1: perfect is here? Does? Does anyone want to raise their

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Speaker 1: hand to being the Purv? Anyone want to be the Purv? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: going splunking later and really needed it. What's his alibi? Insanity?

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Speaker 1: it for whatever they needed. They needed it more than

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Speaker 1: I did. I'll be okay. I was frustrated. I was annoying.

425
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: I felt violated. It still sucks, but it's definitely a

426
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: different crime than someone entering your house and threatening to

427
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: harm you, or entering your house and stealing stuff. To

428
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 1: your original point, if someone broke into my house and

429
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: I like walked in the room and saw them, I

430
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: would most likely I would think they would be a

431
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: little more brazen and I think maybe more dangerous, So

432
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Speaker 1: I'd probably back out and you know, try and hopefully

433
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: they didn't see me. So I would not confront because

434
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: if they saw you, they'd be like, oh my god,

435
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 1: you guys, it's Dmitri from Real Time Crime. We gotta

436
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of this house. You know he

437
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: knows all about Yeah, they'd be just the super fans.

438
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 1: They'd be like, I'm so sorry, we actually came to

439
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 1: see yourself, but can we just get your autographs? Oh

440
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 1: my god, are you gonna rip us on the podcast?

441
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: This is awesome? Can we actually is this? I know

442
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: this is weird, but like, can we come on the podcast?

443
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: We don't leah right now? Where is she? Um? No?

444
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: But if so, if someone was in the house, I

445
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: would consider them more dangerous and I would probably not

446
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: confront them. If I was there and I saw someone

447
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: in my backyard, I would yell like hey, and then

448
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 1: depending on their reaction, if they ran, then I would

449
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 1: feel more comfortable kind of going out after them. If

450
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: they just stood there, if they started walking to the house,

451
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: then I would alter my plans. I know this sounds crazy,

452
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: but these sorts of situations are the type of situations

453
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: that make me wish I was really good with a

454
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: bone arrow, you know, like I just had expert aim

455
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: where I could be like, I just want to graze

456
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: their leg in a way that they're like, oh, no,

457
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: I should drop this because this person is in dangerous

458
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: but they're crazy. Yeah, how nice would it be to

459
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: tell the cops listen, look for the guy that has

460
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: an arrow sticking out of his calf. That's my guy. Yeah.

461
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be a life threatening injury,

462
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: just something that slows him down or makes them think

463
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: twice about stealing my property or hurting me or anyone

464
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: I know, and move on with my life. You know,

465
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: it's a real Robin Hen move for sure. I mean

466
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: it's a bow and arrow. Yeah, I I go with

467
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: crossbow or bow and arrow overgun any day. I mean

468
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: it's got to feel good to see someone stealing your stuff,

469
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: violating your property and just shoot an arrow across the

470
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: yard into their ass. It's such a funny way to

471
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: attack someone. I'm gonna get a bow and arrow. Yeah,

472
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: I think it's like very sixteen hundreds renaissance of us. Yeah.

473
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: I would just be like, this person is mentally ill,

474
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: and like you're stealing from me? Bro right, can you

475
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: image to the trial? They're like, uh, and then he

476
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: chased me with a bow and arrow. What Yeah, well

477
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: I was just doing target practice, barrow. Thank you so

478
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: much for your help. All right, anyway, Um, and I

479
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: don't buy this. Sorry. One of the last thing I

480
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 1: don't buy that it is there's no sympathy here. And

481
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 1: he his girlfriend's car was impounded, so he was trying

482
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 1: to figure that out on your own. That's not someone

483
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: else's problem. That's not like, let me go steal from

484
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: someone else because my girlfriend didn't pay her her mobile

485
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 1: violations or whatever the hell it is. Look, I'm gonna

486
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I'm on team criminal here. If

487
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: if he was being honest and it was a sweet gesture,

488
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: is a stupid act and he's not stealing anything irreplaceable

489
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: or super expensive. He just sounds like very sad time

490
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: in his life. We would just like to announce right

491
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: now in the podcast that this is all a result

492
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: of Lea being in love and still on that romantic

493
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: honeymoon stage. She loves the idea of of a re

494
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: and being romanced, and the fact that her new boyfriend

495
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: may go steal leafblowers to get her car out of impound. You, guys,

496
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: chivalry is not dead. It's not, but this isn't it anyway.

497
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: Take a break. We're gonna take a break. Yeah, we're

498
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. You guys, will be right back.

499
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: Don't touch that dial. I love saying that. I don't

500
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: know why, it doesn't make any sense. I just like

501
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: to be like a weird nineteen eighties radio host. Hey,

502
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: leave us a voicemail, let us know thumbs up or

503
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: thumbs down on the or comment on the social things

504
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 1: thumbs up or thumbs down on the don't touch the dial.

505
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: I like it. I love that. Don't touch that dial.

506
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Stay safe, don't commit any grimes. Hey,

507
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: it's us Leon Dmitri with Real Time Crime. Welcome back,

508
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: Welcome back again, Welcome again. Back, welcome back, not touching

509
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Speaker 1: the dial again, welcome back. Thanks for not touching the dial,

510
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: you guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I've changed. Okay,

511
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I don't know what else to say. This

512
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: is ah, it's not working good for my comedy either.

513
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: I go on stage and I'm like, hey, you love birds.

514
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: Everyone's everyone doing. They're like, I'm like, I don't know,

515
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,959
Speaker 1: just happy to be here. They're like boo, all right,

516
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, people only love you when you're miserable on

517
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: stage because misery loves company. So I'm gonna find fighting

518
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, you can find misery and happiness and

519
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: still be happy. Don't worry, it's there. Oh okay, so

520
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: I just have to wait a couple of years into

521
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: the relationship. No, this is just this is a whole

522
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: new thing. Like you have all these things that you've

523
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: that you've done your comedy about. Now it's like you

524
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: just got a brand new slate and it's like, oh,

525
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: I can I can tap into all this stuff new material.

526
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: I just started doing jokes about him, Yeah, and I

527
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: lose the audience pretty quickly. They're like, man, do you

528
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: know when I posted him on my Instagram story publicly,

529
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: I lost two thousand followers in less in twenty four hours.

530
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 1: When I posted you and him, I gained two thousands.

531
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: I actually screenshot every DM that was like I'm leaving.

532
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you think was going to happen?

533
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: I've never even I don't know who you are, and

534
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't mean that in a mean way. I've just

535
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: never met you. Like, what did you did you think

536
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: we were gonna get married? I don't understand, right, But also, okay, go,

537
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: so wait, so you're leaving? I post meaning you you

538
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: post comedy and you post podcasts and stuff like that,

539
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: and they're gonna leave because you're in a relationship, Like,

540
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what your incent was. It really doesn't

541
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: make sense. And we don't try to make sense of

542
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: things that are nonsensical, because that's the whole point of nonsense,

543
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: to not make sense. Speaking of not making sense, thank you,

544
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: let's just hop right into our main story. Guys. This

545
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: is about the doc that's streaming on Netflix right now.

546
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: It's called Keep Sweet, Prey, and Obey. It's a true

547
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: crime series that delves into the cultural practices and abuses

548
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: committed by an extremist offshoot of the Mormon Church known

549
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: as the Fundamist Church of Jesus Rice of Latter day Saints.

550
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: The doc tells the horrifying true story of the leader

551
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: and known polygamist, Warren Jeff's. Director Rachel Dretson says she

552
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: made this to give victims a chance to tell their stories.

553
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: For the first time. In this doc, we learned how

554
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: some women were able to escape, Thank God. It features

555
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: disturbing interviews with ex communicates of the f LDS Church,

556
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: some of whom had intimate relationships with Jeff's. Warren Jeff's. Also,

557
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: I hate that his last name is Jeff's plural. I mean,

558
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 1: I hate everything about him, but yeah, but Jeff's. It's like, okay,

559
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: Warren Jeff's was made a prophet in two thousand two.

560
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm sorry, but like, if you're going

561
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: to be a prophet after y two k you're not

562
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: a real prophet. The real profits were before two thousand

563
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: and everyone knows that, Okay, I'm sorry. Just like a

564
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: modern day problems, I'm we're all modern day prophets. Have

565
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: you gone on? TikTok? It's like everyone's got an opinion,

566
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: all right by the time of his arrest, Jeff's had

567
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: married seventy eight women, some of whom he inherited from

568
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: his father. That's so odd to just treat women like

569
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: objects that that just goes in a contract. Were like,

570
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: all right, so when I die, you get to have

571
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: sex with her. It's like, huh is this passed down?

572
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: I mean, that's so disturbing. I can't even the word

573
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: inherited is in regards to women is unfathomable to me. Okay,

574
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: take take your pick. Like seventy eight wives, that's discussing

575
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: in a problem, inherited from his father. That's discussing a problem.

576
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: And then it says twenty four of them were underage one, twelve, Yeah,

577
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, alright. So Warren Jeff's rose to power

578
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: and succeeded his father Rulan, and how his authority and

579
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: rule created an extremely repressive system in which corruption and abuse,

580
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: including the sexual abuse of miners, escalated. He also married

581
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: off countless underage girls to other adult men were his. Yeah,

582
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: I wonder how he treated his own daughters. Jeff's is

583
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: currently serving a life sentence for his crimes. Despite his conviction,

584
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: he's still considered a prophet and president of the f

585
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: l d s and his thousands of followers. If we're honest,

586
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: thousands is not that large. I mean, I doubt he's

587
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: even verified on Instagram. The crazy thing is that Warren

588
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: Jeff no, just get the joking. You have a family,

589
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: you can't Okay, send it to me. I don't have

590
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: a family yet. Um. The crazy thing is that Warren

591
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: Jeff's documented everything, so all that archival footage actually helped

592
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: seal his fate in court. This is the same as

593
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: every story so far. You're advertising fake at of cheap gas,

594
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: You're recording yourself on camera as a pedophile. It's like,

595
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: why are everyone just wants to get caught? It's so odd,

596
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: Like why do you keep these people? It's like they're well,

597
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: they're not pro criminals, that's clear. Because of are pro criminals.

598
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: They would trace their steps. Haven't they watched any movies? See?

599
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: I think this is different. I think this guy is

600
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: a pro criminal because of the years that he's been

601
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: doing this and the ship that he's done. I think

602
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: he got to that point like a lot of people

603
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: do when they hide behind religion and they act like

604
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm doing this for God, so I'm untouchable. I think

605
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: he felt like he was untouchable, but he documented everything,

606
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: so it's like, you're an idiot, so he's But can

607
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: he be a pro criminal and an idiot? Like in

608
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: my opinion, pro criminals are people who don't get caught. Yeah,

609
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: we're I'm in our minds. It's the hollywoods even these

610
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: are not the oceans eleven people to the idiots, right, Okay,

611
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: So just just for reference, everyone knows polygamy is illegal

612
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: in the US, to be clear, Although although I know

613
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: this sounds possibly scandalous, I feel like in the next

614
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: ten years, polygamy will not be illegal because of the

615
00:32:54,720 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: way that people are starting to intermingle and the way

616
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: that society is is changing toward just gender relations, sex relations. Um.

617
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: It feels like there I know personally a lot of

618
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: people who do not identify as monogamous, and they have

619
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: a lot of power and are famous and their celebrities,

620
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: people you would know. I just feel like polygamy is

621
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: one of those things that maybe three thousand years ago

622
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: was seen as a crime, just like how marijuana was

623
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: illegal but is now being decriminalized or becoming legal in places.

624
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: I feel like polygamy will be legal at some point

625
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: in the US. It might take a while, but I

626
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: think it will be legal at some point. Yeah. Um. Well,

627
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: Also there's a there's an overall kind of feeling at

628
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: least that I feel that as a as a country,

629
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: we're kind of the escalator reversed course and now we're

630
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: moving backwards. The things that we've gone forward on I

631
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: think are now going backwards. And I think so I

632
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: thought that's where you're going at first, not that would

633
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: become more acceptable, but that's not how things are, just

634
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: reverting back to things that we had thought. We had

635
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: all agreed. This isn't great. Oh you're like, so monogamy

636
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: is is now illegal as well? No one is allowed

637
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: to have sex? Um Yeah, no, no, I mean that

638
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: I get as well. I mean, especially with Roe v.

639
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: Wade and everything that's going on with abortion, and I mean,

640
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like one step forward, two steps back. Yeah,

641
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: but we still we still keep taking that one step forward.

642
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. That has nothing to do with

643
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 1: what we're talking about right now. After Okay, so after

644
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: years of committing these crimes, the victims that came forward

645
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: and made it possible to arrest and convict Warren Jeff's

646
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: for rape. Warren was convicted of two counts of child

647
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: sexual assault in two thousand eleven. I'm actually surprised is

648
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: only two and at that time Jeff was already behind

649
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: bars for being an accomplice to rape, a crime. He

650
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: was convicted up in two thousand and seven after spending

651
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: a year on the FBI's most wanted list. He's serving

652
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: time at louis See Powlidge Unit, a prison in Palestine, Texas.

653
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: That's interesting. He was given a life sentence plus twenty

654
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: years back in that. Did they just do that to

655
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: be like, hey, we really don't with you. I always

656
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: wondered that there's some there's some little legal tinge to it,

657
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: but I don't know what it is, but it does

658
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: sound like just in case you die and come back.

659
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I was just thinking, Like if you

660
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: have a heart attack, you're technically dead, but then come

661
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: back and some lawyer is like, there's a loophole. He

662
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: he did die? Um, wow, man, there's a loophole for everything. Huh.

663
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: Did we just stumble across something and solve it ourselves?

664
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: We did? We did. And I just want to say

665
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 1: to all the lawyers out there getting people off after

666
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: a life sentence and for having them fake heart attacks

667
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: and and dropping dead. You're smart. Wow, you really you

668
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: found a good one. But I'm glad he now has

669
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: that plus twenty years and he won't be eligible for

670
00:35:53,440 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: parole until July. I mean, that's not that far away.

671
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: It's sixteen years. It's actually not timesline. But apparently he

672
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: tried to hang himself when he went in in two

673
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: thousand seven. I mean, well, he was trying to pull

674
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: on Epstein quote unquote, but I don't think Epstein killed himself.

675
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: Warren Jeff's is allowed visits from family in prison and

676
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: still runs the sect. So crazy, And in two thousand

677
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: and six, the Mormon Church sent out a statement saying

678
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: it was misleading and inaccurate to call him a Mormon.

679
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: So the Mormon Church kind of denounces this guy, and

680
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: yet he's still running the Latter day Saints. It doesn't

681
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: really make any sense. But the Church of Jesus Christ

682
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: of Latter day Saints discontinued the practice of polygamy in

683
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen a manifesto, and then in four a second

684
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: manifesto was established for excommunication as a punishment for those

685
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: who refused to stop the practice of polygamy. All right,

686
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: so look, a lot of this is kind of odd.

687
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: I will just say when I was in Phoenix, Arizona,

688
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: I was doing a show and the first half hour

689
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: of the show was like the best thirty minutes of

690
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: my life of comedy. And what I didn't know behind

691
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: the scenes was that there had only been like thirty

692
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: tickets sold prior to the show, and then once the

693
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: doors opened, the show had been sold out. So they

694
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: only prepared staff for thirty people. So there was two

695
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: servers and one bouncer, and when you have a room

696
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: of two people, you need more than that. So halfway

697
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: through my set, this is after the host has gone up,

698
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: this is after the opener has gone up, this is

699
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: after the guest spot has gone up. So this is

700
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: already like almost an hour into the show. People hadn't

701
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: gone their drinks, people hadn't gotten their food, the heat,

702
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: the a C. Wasn't working, so people start yelling in

703
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: the back, where's my food, where's my drink? I'm hungry,

704
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: And there's only one bouncer, so he can't kick all

705
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: these people. You know, It's like it just starts getting

706
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: real tense. And then a table to my left is

707
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: a whole table of Mormons, and this guy won't stop

708
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: asking me during my set to him and his wives.

709
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: He's like, Hi, this is my wife Sarah, and this

710
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: is my wife Rachel, and this is my wife Lisa,

711
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: and we'd love to get a drink with you after

712
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: this and see where things go. And just and I

713
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm at work right now. It went

714
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: downhill so fast I sweat all the way through my shirt.

715
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: Security didn't kick them out and they never stopped talking

716
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: at me during my own show. And then after the show,

717
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: were we making you uncomfortable? I was like, no, not

718
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: past tense. Still, I'm at work and you were talking

719
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 1: to me. I don't even talking, just like I mean talking,

720
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: but propositioning me into a forsome It was very odd,

721
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 1: very super disturbing. And it's like, yeah, like obviously I don't.

722
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of people interrupting comedy. It's to

723
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: begin with, right, but not even on track like this

724
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: is he's acting as if he just bumped into you

725
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: with a diner anyway, So I so I had sex

726
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: with them? Yeah, they're coming on next week. They're coming

727
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: on me next week, and sorry, Dmitri, Dmitri, what do

728
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: you expect? Oh please, just because I made a face

729
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I didn't appreciate the joke. Okay. So it's

730
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: funny because I don't even remember hearing about the story

731
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: in the news. Yeah, no, I do. I remember hearing

732
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: about this in the news, and I remember, um, I

733
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: remember thinking how twisted it was. And I watched the

734
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: trailer for this Netflix documentary and it's like, I don't

735
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: know that I can pretty much sit through anything. I

736
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: don't think I want to see this because I have

737
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: three daughters and I don't like it's so disturbing these

738
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: older guys that were being like given underage brides and

739
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: the whole thing, so get ready to bleeping so twisted

740
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: that it's like, I don't I just want to say,

741
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: if you know, if Dmitri curses, you know he's feeling

742
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: sick about something, and stop hiding behind the church. Everybody, listen.

743
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: You want to be an ass, you want to be disgusting,

744
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: be it, but stop being like, oh, I'm I'm a prophet,

745
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: and this is Jesus telling me honestly, really, you're telling

746
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: me that Jesus is like, hey, Mary, underaged girls and

747
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: give me to your friends to tell everybody what they

748
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: can do with themselves. I mean, so, I don't remember

749
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: this all unfolding, but but it's interesting because I think

750
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: it does cast a really negative not negative, but it

751
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: cast a shadow on the Mormon Church that polygamy is

752
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: continuing on a polygamy is legal in Utah or is

753
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: it just in Silver Lake not Silver Lake, Salt Lake?

754
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: So like, um, I don't know. I feel like it's legal,

755
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: but I feel like there's some stipulations to it. But

756
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: but but it's like it just happened to me in

757
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: two where a man, a Mormon guy, had two or

758
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: three wives. Yeah, it was in September. I can't remember,

759
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: and I'm not I'm not trying to be funny. I

760
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: can't remember if it was his three wives or two

761
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: wives and one of the women's girlfriends. M I I

762
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: literally do not remember, or if it was his girlfriend

763
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: but not wife yet. But there are three women and

764
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: it was him, and it was all a hold to do. Honestly, Um,

765
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: talking about being in a touch with reality. Let's just

766
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: go to a comedy show and we'll interrupt the act

767
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: will act like the accent even going on, and we're

768
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: just gonna see if this girl wants to join us

769
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: over and over. I mean, you know that's one way

770
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: of doing dating in real life. Yeah, or you could

771
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: do it the way I did it. Ha ha. Just

772
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: fly across the world to find a man you're in

773
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: love with. Okay, So thank you. So yeah, stop hiding

774
00:41:54,719 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: under religion to having as an excuse to um, you know,

775
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: be with underage girls. And I don't know, I think

776
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: do you think polygamy is different than polyamory, because polyamory

777
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 1: is is rampant in Hollywood. Polygamy maybe not so much.

778
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: I know a lot of girls who are quote unquote

779
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: cool with it. You know. Oh, you know he's dating

780
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: me and like he like really he focuses on me

781
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: when we're together, and he says I love you, and

782
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: he does, but he just like loves a lot of people.

783
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: And I'm okay with it. And then like two weeks later,

784
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: like ah right, And and you also get into that

785
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: that weird area where sometimes like the two people are married,

786
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: but then they have another person they consider their spouse.

787
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: So you get to a point you're like, well, where's

788
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: what's the difference between just the like the legal paperwork

789
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: of of intermarrying like a bunch of people. I don't know.

790
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm not a super fan of all that, but I mean,

791
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: obviously the whole assigning underage girls too older met all

792
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: that ship is a whole different topic. Way no place

793
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: in any of this. This just in, by the way.

794
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: But first of all, before I go into this just

795
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: and I just want to say, in my opinion, if

796
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: all parties are knowledge and knowledgeable about all the other partners,

797
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: and everyone is consenting to the situation of their own volition,

798
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: who am I to judge? Who am I to say no? Like,

799
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: I think the slogan love is love applies to a

800
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: lot of different situations. However, not when it's underage. But

801
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: if you're if you're marrying two women who are of age,

802
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: and you know they are consenting to being together and

803
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: they know the situation, and it's like, who am I

804
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: to say you can't all get married? Right? I'm not, Like,

805
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of of laws that tell people

806
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: like what they can do with Like, I agree with

807
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: what you're saying there. There are the legal laws and

808
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: that the age and all that kind of stuff. Or

809
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: or forcing someone to do something completely out the window.

810
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You make a good

811
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: point there, It's it's it's hard because I do think

812
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: it is judgmental to say that marriage should only be

813
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 1: between two people, especially if all parties are consenting and aware.

814
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, I really do think it's it's like, what,

815
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: how is it my business? Right? Well, times have changed

816
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: so much, like it used to be like you get married,

817
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: you have kids. If it's not even like marriage isn't

818
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: even as big a thing anymore. It's not even like

819
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: something that people said I think want to do or

820
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: have to do or any of that. So, well, that's

821
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: the other thing. It's like you're doubling down on a commitment.

822
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like two women who are unsatisfied instead

823
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: of one. But I think, you know, no, I just

824
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: I find it interesting because it's like, well, under that pretense,

825
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: should having children out of wedlock be illegal? You know,

826
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: it's like, who why is this so controversial? Right? But okay, alright,

827
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 1: so we've gotten off topic of what this guy did,

828
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah. But also but but we do need

829
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: to talk about what polygamy is and what polyamory is right.

830
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: Polyamory is just the capacity to or yeah, capacity to

831
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: love multiple people or be in love, and multiple people

832
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: in polygamy is marrying multiple people. Right. So polygamy is

833
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,720
Speaker 1: illegal and criminalized in every country in North and South America,

834
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: including all fifty U. S States. But in February, the

835
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: Utah House and Senate reduced the punishment for consensual polygamy,

836
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: which had previously been classified as a felony, to roughly

837
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: the equivalent of a traffic ticket. So I was right,

838
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: it is Utah and and I guess it's decriminalized quote unquote.

839
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: See this is what I'm saying. I think it's gonna

840
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: be like weed, where it's decriminalized, and then it will

841
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Speaker 1: be made legal in some places, and slowly over time,

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Speaker 1: I think it will be made decriminalized or legal in

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Speaker 1: some places. And Indian, Malaysian, Philippines, and Singapore. The government's

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Speaker 1: recognize polygamist marriages, but only from Muslims. I think it's

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Speaker 1: interesting that they it's religion specific. Yeah. Well, I um,

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Speaker 1: I have trouble with the reasoning behind it. So, like

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Speaker 1: you said, if there's people and they want to all

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Speaker 1: be married together, and I don't know who am I

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Speaker 1: to say, don't, but I feel like most of these

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Speaker 1: situations are where it's a control over the woman or

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Speaker 1: it's you know, and so that is where this goes

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Speaker 1: completely awry in my opinion. So all of us being said,

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Speaker 1: I guess you know, watch the documentary if you have

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Speaker 1: the stomach for it. Don't eat a full meal beforehand,

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Speaker 1: because you will be sick watching it. This guy, I'm

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Speaker 1: glad that he has a life sentence plus twenty years because,

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Speaker 1: as we said, we know now, we figured it. We

858
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Speaker 1: got to the bottom of that real quick. People trying

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Speaker 1: to fake their deaths, but I died, shut the up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I think the I think the multiple life sentences

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Speaker 1: is because they have to assign one for each crime

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Speaker 1: if they're multiple crimes. I think that's where that comes in.

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Speaker 1: But I think we may have stumbled onto that. I

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Speaker 1: think plus twenty years is covering any legal bullshit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hate, like f the loopholes, you know what I mean.

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00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: People get off on technicalities all the time, And if

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Speaker 1: you're a lawyer trying to get some piece of crap

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Speaker 1: like this out of jail, you probably have the biggest

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Speaker 1: house in l A. Yeah, right, the richest person in

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Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, you guys, um and that's our episode

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Speaker 1: for today. I really think we've covered the gamut of

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Speaker 1: subjects really petty crime, uh, team criminal, the polygamy. We've

873
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Speaker 1: just been all over the place. And as always, leave

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Speaker 1: us a voicemail. Call in. We love to hear your voice.

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Speaker 1: And if it's confessing to a crime, just please don't

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Speaker 1: let it be a really serious one. I'm not ready

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Speaker 1: for that. Emotionally, I can't add more to my mental illness, Like,

878
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Speaker 1: are not enough antidepressants and doctors in the world to

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Speaker 1: handle what I already have. Alright, so leave us a

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Speaker 1: voicemail and and support my new favorite rom com which

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Speaker 1: is which is Leah's new relationship. I'm feel free to

882
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Speaker 1: you know, people unfollowed her for this crap. Honest, I say,

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Speaker 1: call in and voice your support. I'll pick out. I'll

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Speaker 1: pick got my favorite. We'll er it. There we go.

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Speaker 1: It's eight six eight six six tann one eight six

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Speaker 1: six one crime. He hasn't left the bedroom yet, so

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Speaker 1: that means that he doesn't absolutely hate the song. It's

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Speaker 1: eight six six two on two seven six three. Guys

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Speaker 1: follow us on Instagram at real time Crime Pod. I'm

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Speaker 1: tok Leo Lamar with five hours. I got show dats

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Speaker 1: in New York this week. If you're here and Dmitri

893
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Speaker 1: where we find you on the internet as always. And

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Speaker 1: if you're breaking into Dmitri's house and you want an autograph,

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Speaker 1: He's ready. That's right, I got I carry a pen

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Speaker 1: with me, so it just brings something for me to

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Speaker 1: sign at all times. Alright, guys, we love you, Stay safe,

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Speaker 1: have a good night. For Oh my god, I'll never

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Speaker 1: turn mine off. I'm like, people watch me. I need

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Speaker 1: more attention. Can't you call this guy so he can

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Speaker 1: put a camera in my bathroom? You want to see it,

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Speaker 1: you want to see a show, Just wait till I

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Speaker 1: have Mexican food and then come back over. Anyway, I'm

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Speaker 1: pretending like my camera froze. I don't have to react

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Speaker 1: to that. Oh I'm just fist pumped the air. So

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Speaker 1: you know this means we're probably gonna get married. Guys,

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Speaker 1: love you, good night. It's real time crop. It's real

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Speaker 1: time Grady. I mean, is it actually real time crime?

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Speaker 1: I'm solving anything? Or is that just the thing we

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Speaker 1: say it's a thing we say, got it. Okay, see

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Speaker 1: you next week for more real time crime, only on

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