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Speaker 1: now we need to get the topic for today's Freestyle Friday.

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Speaker 1: Hello to Jewels Show. Who's this all? Right? Ashley? Guess

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Speaker 1: don't take me on justin landscape architect, catch in release

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Speaker 1: Last time we played English, Evan won. But holy crap.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear the voice Jubel did when he was

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Speaker 1: doing this? Well, yeah, I guess s turn. I told

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Speaker 1: You have a lot to be Alex did really good.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I know, thank you. We're coming down

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Speaker 1: from space into galactic species. In your face, it's surely

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Speaker 1: Government is hiding our existence, but because of up assistance,

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Speaker 1: we are making headlines now twenty twenty one, you better

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Speaker 1: invade your ass We are real. I am green seeing

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Speaker 1: me in the streets, but it avoid my trek to beam.

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Speaker 1: I'm beaming you up. My beam is hard and strong,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that was ended up talking about your small pep. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the English for me. Oh yeah, you're gonna say,

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Speaker 1: text in four one or six one? Should we take

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Speaker 1: the victory away from English? Even I am shocked. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I thought Alice one that week, so

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually do it outro for you. I can't

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Speaker 1: That was crazy free Stop Friday on the Jewbil Show English.

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Speaker 1: Heeven wins the second time in a row, even though

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Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was the best verse I've ever

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Speaker 1: heard about someone of small people, realm, real coastal. His

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Speaker 1: heart must be true. Was that good? Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go cry. Shoot in next week to see who

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Speaker 1: wins Freestyle Friday. It's a jewel show.