Speaker 1: It's like, Liz, relax, and then she tells you to relax.
Speaker 1: Now she's even more pissed. Don't tell me to relax, Chad, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is your fucking problem, and you're the reason that
Speaker 1: we're here. And then he says, well, Liz, you're making
Speaker 1: a scene. I don't care that I'm making a scene
Speaker 1: because it's your fucking problem.
Speaker 2: We're making a scene.
Speaker 1: Chad, calm down with Erin and Chrissa is a production
Speaker 1: of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Guys. It's game Week. It's game week, and we have
Speaker 2: things to talk about. Chris has gone to the drug
Speaker 2: store already to get her travel necessity yoga travel necessities.
Speaker 1: I have already packed my I have a red eye
Speaker 1: tonight for fly to Minnesota. I'm going to Beds to
Speaker 1: Jefferson tomorrow, and then I'm going to Philly for my
Speaker 1: first free game for Amazon, which it's all happening. I
Speaker 1: went to the two Me Luggage Shore. I bought a
Speaker 1: new piece of luggage, which I'm already taking back because
Speaker 1: I forgot that I get a discount from something else,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, why am I going to pay
Speaker 1: full price? The old me would have said, fuck it,
Speaker 1: like nope, I'm returning that after we get off the podcast.
Speaker 1: I am on fire. Aaron and I are wearing matching
Speaker 1: tan sweatshirts which are not matching. But this is color
Speaker 1: is usually not like a great color for anyone, but
Speaker 1: here we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it asked to us. We're adorable.
Speaker 1: Okay, Aaron, I just before we jump into all things,
Speaker 1: because I am hyper hyperson there's coffee in this and
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Not alcohol for one time. Get
Speaker 1: the season on planes together? Okay? This morning, since I
Speaker 1: know I'm yelling, is this thing on now? This morning,
Speaker 1: I walked downstairs and I opened up the dishwasher. I
Speaker 1: haven't been home for the last few days, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why does this dishwasher smell so bad? Nothing
Speaker 1: was in it. The house was just clean before we left.
Speaker 1: Why does it smell so bad?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe could have been old dishes. So you know what
Speaker 1: I did. I did a wash cycle with nothing in it.
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, that's not a problem. I'll just put
Speaker 1: some soap in there and run it like I'm supposed to.
Speaker 1: That's what you told me I'm supposed to do. Remember, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you were supposed to run it
Speaker 1: with though I'm not sure is that what it said?
Speaker 2: Why don't know? I just ran it with so I'll come.
Speaker 2: I tell you what. I run it with. Vinegar. I
Speaker 2: knew it. Ryan said, it's supposed to be vinegar. That's okay.
Speaker 2: You tried, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, vinegar. Ew Yeah, I thought so. But I'm
Speaker 1: really proud of you for trying. Ryan is in our tape.
Speaker 1: For those of you guys wondering what we're talking about
Speaker 1: with the side comments, Ryan, our producer, is in the
Speaker 1: check call him on our thing telling us, and he's
Speaker 1: so sweet.
Speaker 2: He just said, great effort it is. I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: not a problem.
Speaker 1: Aaron told me from the little segment that she talked
Speaker 1: about a few weeks ago, I need to run my
Speaker 1: dishwasher whatever it was. Clearly I wasn't paying attention to
Speaker 1: the details. But yeah, so I said to Steve, I said,
Speaker 1: don't stop this dishwasher. It is running and there's nothing
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: Well, I love that you did that.
Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, I watched the Today
Speaker 1: Show and they did a whole thing about how many
Speaker 1: times you should shower in a date, get rid of
Speaker 1: your bed sheets and replace them. But the one that
Speaker 1: really hit home for Chris and I was sanitizing your luggage.
Speaker 2: I did a.
Speaker 1: Full wash and a full like shakeout of the backpack,
Speaker 1: emptied out everything disgusting, by the way, pieces of gum
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be in there, just fucking nasty bobby pins, mucinex.
Speaker 2: Tablets, hair tie altoids in the bottom.
Speaker 1: I feel like we could like top five answers on
Speaker 1: the board of things left in a suitcase after a season.
Speaker 2: Remember when you had a sandwich left in one of
Speaker 2: my travels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So this year, I'm going to try to be
Speaker 1: really really good about cleaning off my stuff because it
Speaker 1: is disgusting you myself. Kevin Burkhart, we've discussed we are
Speaker 1: full blown getting changed in a public restroom, trying not
Speaker 1: to touch things but our suitcases due so.
Speaker 2: Ew ew ew.
Speaker 1: I am going to and I'd like you to keep
Speaker 1: me honest on this as the season goes on, I
Speaker 1: am going to really make a concerted effort to pack,
Speaker 1: not an hour before I'm supposed to leave for the airports.
Speaker 2: Actually pack a day before.
Speaker 1: I'm going to actually try on the outfit that I'm
Speaker 1: going to on television. So when I get to the place,
Speaker 1: I don't say, oh, this doesn't fit or it doesn't
Speaker 1: look good, and I'm like, well, who's the asshole who
Speaker 1: didn't try it on? So I'm really gonna try with
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff because I'm an adult and I
Speaker 1: need to just be better about that, because why am
Speaker 1: I going to get frustrated once I get to the
Speaker 1: place and then now I'm at the mall. Now I'm
Speaker 1: slepping around in an uber when I should be preparing
Speaker 1: for the game because I'm looking for a new outfit
Speaker 1: and it's not right. My mind needs to be focused
Speaker 1: on the right things, not why the pants are you know,
Speaker 1: two sizes too small? Speaking of that, I just got
Speaker 1: a new order of skims and spanks in for my
Speaker 1: pants I'm wearing this weekend.
Speaker 2: Hey, now, hike it on up there. She's going to
Speaker 2: be smooth. You have a.
Speaker 1: To have a full skims like body thing, because I
Speaker 1: want one that's like a leotard that goes all the
Speaker 1: way down to the ankles. I can't have that midclf
Speaker 1: cut off I know, I know, or the mid leg
Speaker 1: one where you see it I now know where I
Speaker 1: now have those. I need a full like suck it
Speaker 1: in a head too, yep, and also when it gets colder.
Speaker 1: I feel like if they had one that's long sleeves,
Speaker 1: like a long sleeve leotard, that it would also be
Speaker 1: add warmth.
Speaker 2: To the situation.
Speaker 1: If anyone knows that, let me know, because I am
Speaker 1: into Resante.
Speaker 2: I think she has them for.
Speaker 1: Yeah arms because it's like an arm shaper, but I
Speaker 1: would get that using it as kind of like a
Speaker 1: thermal underwear.
Speaker 2: She came out with a new push up raw. I'm
Speaker 2: very interested in.
Speaker 1: Wow. I would like that because we've had an episode
Speaker 1: and I will spare you from showing because that's inappropriate.
Speaker 2: But this is one of those bras that there's a
Speaker 2: full hand like thing. What enough? What are enough enough? Enough?
Speaker 1: Hey? Okay, speaking of people and their stuff, I would
Speaker 1: like to start a new segment on Calm Down. And
Speaker 1: this is something I'm bummed out I haven't done before.
Speaker 1: But as an entrepreneur, you're an entrepreneur, we like to
Speaker 1: push our stuff on people, sending gift bags out, sending
Speaker 1: little swag out. You want to be recognized, you want
Speaker 1: people to, you know, talk about your shit.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to start doing that.
Speaker 1: I've received over the last couple of days some things
Speaker 1: for us on the Calm Down podcast. I'm a total
Speaker 1: jerk because it only brought one of them over. But listen,
Speaker 1: if you want to send us your stuff, which a
Speaker 1: lot of people have dm'd about some of the products
Speaker 1: that they have, send it on over. We'll give you
Speaker 1: guys a talk. I did a podcast today with Bethany Frankel,
Speaker 1: and I was talking to her, what you did not
Speaker 1: tell me this?
Speaker 2: Why were you care? And like make up on?
Speaker 1: But I just told her about how much I love
Speaker 1: what she's doing with like do you need to spend money?
Speaker 2: Do you not spend money? She's always pushing people's products.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 1: So we got a package the other day and I
Speaker 1: have some of the products for you. It is from
Speaker 1: a group. I thought this card was so cute. Aaron
Speaker 1: and Carissa had a segment where they chatted about getting
Speaker 1: annoying spots aka zits. These products will calm down pimples quickly.
Speaker 1: They're all natural contains our own patent extract invented by
Speaker 1: my partner and wife parents and Claire Drake. This formula
Speaker 1: is great for insect bites, razor burns, ooh. Both packaged okay,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So they got her adorable. Okay, they
Speaker 1: wanted us to have these words our skin could calm down.
Speaker 1: It is the Skin Sanity Line. It is Zapper with Okay,
Speaker 1: well all that up so I can see it. This
Speaker 1: is influencers that like. Okay, so you and I got this.
Speaker 1: I started using it yesterday on a nice cistic ZiT
Speaker 1: that's coming in.
Speaker 2: And they also send derm One Skincare. It's skin perfecting,
Speaker 2: blemish corrector with prebiotics. So I'm going to send this
Speaker 2: to you or get this to you so you can
Speaker 2: put it in your little carry on.
Speaker 1: But Paul Drake and your wife Karen Drake, thank you
Speaker 1: guys so much for thinking of us.
Speaker 2: That's adorable.
Speaker 1: I love that idea, and I also think that's very
Speaker 1: thoughtful of them to take the time to do that.
Speaker 1: I love a handwritten note as we know, but also
Speaker 1: just knowing that like they're listening and we know our problems.
Speaker 2: That's great. I can't wait to use it. Very cute.
Speaker 1: We also got a mocktail package that I will bring
Speaker 1: next time and read it. But yeah, I love this
Speaker 1: segment for it's not sure what it's going to be called.
Speaker 1: But if you guys are going to take the time
Speaker 1: to send us your stuff, will give you some love.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much and thanks for having our skin.
Speaker 1: Calm down, I think this is wonderful, and we will
Speaker 1: think of a name. But all right, off the top
Speaker 1: of my head, I'm thinking, calm down, this is adorable.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you more about fill in the blank.
Speaker 2: Because I love I will.
Speaker 1: I will go into a deep I'm not on TikTok,
Speaker 1: but I will go into a deep dive of Bethany
Speaker 1: Frankel's stuff.
Speaker 2: I can't get enough of her. The honesty.
Speaker 1: She doesn't give a shit what wise we know she's
Speaker 1: got enough money, she doesn't care. She's not doing it
Speaker 1: for any other reason than to help the general public
Speaker 1: who a can or cannot afford something, right, Because even
Speaker 1: if you can't afford it, you're willing to spend some
Speaker 1: money on things that work, and some things that don't
Speaker 1: work are just a waste of money. And like the
Speaker 1: packaging is what you're really paying for by the time
Speaker 1: you're also out, God, this is cute. It's like a
Speaker 1: giant total. You're's it.
Speaker 2: That's adorable. I love that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'm all in on Bethany Frankel's a segment,
Speaker 1: and I think it's very helpful. So any version of
Speaker 1: that or something like that is great. How was the podcast?
Speaker 2: It was fine.
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous doing it, just because you know,
Speaker 1: I've been a fan of Bethany forever, and I of
Speaker 1: course started interviewing her. I wanted to talk to her
Speaker 1: about being an entrepreneur and like all this shit she
Speaker 1: did with skinny girl. You know what she said, I
Speaker 1: was the first one that brought in, you know, to
Speaker 1: existence a skinny margarita. How many times do all of
Speaker 1: us say I'll take a skinny margarita? I mean, good
Speaker 1: for freaking her. I ordered three at dinner the other
Speaker 1: night with you great. We did spicy skinny, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, Steve told me needs I need.
Speaker 2: A new drink. He said, I'm done with you ordering that,
Speaker 2: which is a side conversation.
Speaker 1: He said, you're more sophisticated than having a spicy skinny
Speaker 1: margarita all the time. I said, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what that means. He's like, don't you want to like
Speaker 1: a glass of wine? I said, are you judging my
Speaker 1: drink order? That's a side tangent, and I'll get to
Speaker 1: that later. I love a spicy skinny margarita.
Speaker 2: I love a spicy skinny margarita.
Speaker 1: I'm sweet. I don't like a lot of sweetness. No,
Speaker 1: I can't get crazy. Those ones we had the other
Speaker 1: night work good. But okay, back on topic.
Speaker 2: She's great. We should have great podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh she's willing to do that because I have a
Speaker 1: million questions, as evidenced by my enthusiasm when you just
Speaker 1: brought up her name. And I haven't talked to you
Speaker 1: all day, and I think there's a reason for that,
Speaker 1: because you were waiting to tell me. I want to
Speaker 1: know does she buys all that product or they send
Speaker 1: her some of that, or what's going on? They send
Speaker 1: it to her. She doesn't even go into a drug
Speaker 1: store for it anymore. It's all sent to her. She said.
Speaker 1: A lot of the time she's just throwing out stuff
Speaker 1: that's getting sent to her. But she said she's loved
Speaker 1: what about ringing it?
Speaker 2: What's hi? The Rachel and Raquel interview? She just did.
Speaker 2: Did you guys get into that? We talked a little
Speaker 2: bit about.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you'll have to listen to Bethany's podcast to
Speaker 1: get more of that with Aaron and then we'll have
Speaker 1: her on here so I can get my version of it.
Speaker 2: But this is great great.
Speaker 1: I told her that I remember the days when she
Speaker 1: started Skinny Girl and it was successful and she bought
Speaker 1: kind of like that townhouse in New York with like
Speaker 1: the brick and I said, I bought a house like
Speaker 1: kind of to be like inspired by you, to have
Speaker 1: it as like our were headquarters.
Speaker 2: And stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I just, yeah, I told her, I remember like the
Speaker 1: footage of her being at supermarkets trying to push Skinny Girl,
Speaker 1: and like people would be so freaking rude to her,
Speaker 1: Like I just yeah, it was really really cool to
Speaker 1: talk to her. So yeah, I like her because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of anyone that's unapologetically themselves good, bad,
Speaker 1: or more indifferent, even if you don't necessarily like the
Speaker 1: person or aligned with everything that they like. I like
Speaker 1: someone that's like, hey, this is who I am, take
Speaker 1: it or leave it, and doesn't like acquiesce to like
Speaker 1: whatever somebody else wants them to be, or like handam
Speaker 1: like okay, you don't like that, so I won't like that.
Speaker 2: She's like fuck that, I don't like it. Whatever, so
Speaker 2: good for her. That's good stuff. What else? We have
Speaker 2: so many other things?
Speaker 1: Okay, you and I we talked about it a little
Speaker 1: bit on the pregame again, submit your question the comments
Speaker 1: and concerned and you can do them anonymously.
Speaker 2: We'll answer your guys questions.
Speaker 1: We do it at the beginning of every week, and
Speaker 1: we love, love, love your questions because it always sparks
Speaker 1: a further conversation on things. But one of the questions
Speaker 1: came from an anonymous submission that they kissed a guy
Speaker 1: their best friend. She was asking like, do you give
Speaker 1: it a shot or do you just stay friends? And
Speaker 1: Aaron revealed a fun little fact that she had to
Speaker 1: tell two of her best guy friends at different points
Speaker 1: in her lives that she wasn't interested they had a
Speaker 1: crush on her. I need more information. I've never heard
Speaker 1: these stories go. This was obviously pre meeting my husband.
Speaker 1: One was like right after like high school, going into college,
Speaker 1: like my best best, best best friend. And then another
Speaker 1: one was yeah, later in my life, like in my
Speaker 1: twenties and stuff, because I always, I mean I always
Speaker 1: had girlfriends, but I always like had like a guy
Speaker 1: for this was before obviously, like Jared always had like
Speaker 1: a good, good guy friend. I'd always paler on with so, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just and then people would always say, up behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, well you know, like he's into you, writer,
Speaker 1: you know he's not.
Speaker 2: Eh, No he's not. Because I never felt that way.
Speaker 1: I would call him crying about so and so not
Speaker 1: being interested or so and so not working out, or
Speaker 1: like why you know so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So I've never hooked up with the best guy friend.
Speaker 1: I've just always had to be like when they've said,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm into you, No you're not, You're not
Speaker 1: into me, I've like tried to convince them that they're not.
Speaker 1: And then my friendships have always fizzled. I hooked up
Speaker 1: with the best guy friend in high school and then
Speaker 1: we like dated for a little bit, but like it
Speaker 1: was high school that I don't feel like that even counts.
Speaker 1: And then after that I was like, I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't because I like to keep them separate. Also, how
Speaker 1: do we feel I again, because Steve is such a
Speaker 1: secure individual and like can't be bothered with these trivial
Speaker 1: things of caring if I have best guy friends, like
Speaker 1: I have had this friend Chris, who I adore. We
Speaker 1: went to kindergarten together, we went through confirmation classes together,
Speaker 1: like I just love him and he's single and we're
Speaker 1: trying to find him a great gal. But when I
Speaker 1: was up at the ranch, I said, oh, Chris is
Speaker 1: going to come up for a few days. Steve didn't
Speaker 1: even like Flint. She wasn't like, why are you inviting
Speaker 1: a guy up to the ranch. He was like, Oh, great,
Speaker 1: can't wait to meet him. But in a relationship, do
Speaker 1: you I'm curious, and I don't think Jared's this way
Speaker 1: because of what we do for a living, where we
Speaker 1: are surrounded by men constantly and become our friends and family.
Speaker 1: I'm really curious for those of you guys listening if
Speaker 1: you've had to stop being friends with guys that are
Speaker 1: you're close within your life because your boyfriend or your
Speaker 1: whatever husband is like insecure about it. Because I've definitely
Speaker 1: had insecure men in my life that I will stop
Speaker 1: like trying to be as close to the friends that
Speaker 1: I want to be because it's their shit. And I'm
Speaker 1: so angry at myself that I did that, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: fuck that if you can't handle it, because I don't
Speaker 1: care if, like I mean, I don't know if i'd
Speaker 1: like be into like Steve, like going to dinner every
Speaker 1: night with like his best girlfriend. But like if you
Speaker 1: have good girlfriends, that's one thing. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's kind of an interesting right side him. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's really interesting, especially for us because I'm
Speaker 1: the only girl right along with Jillian on my crew.
Speaker 1: So I'm on a text Chane. You know, Geraldill be
Speaker 1: like who you're texting, and I'm like, oh, my crew guys,
Speaker 1: because we're all on text Chaine together, Like I finished
Speaker 1: studying today, like it's game week, and I, you know,
Speaker 1: had some sarcastic comment for them, and then you know,
Speaker 1: olsen Fire's back and Burkhart fires back, and it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: whole thing. So yeah, I that's just the way it
Speaker 1: is with me.
Speaker 2: That's just how it has always been. Yeah, I wonder
Speaker 2: how that.
Speaker 1: I'm just curious if you guys have any stories I
Speaker 1: would love to hear because that leads me into one
Speaker 1: of the headlines for the week.
Speaker 2: Because we've been doing this.
Speaker 1: But if you guys have been on the sideline and
Speaker 1: not listening to calm down over the last few weeks,
Speaker 1: get in the mix, because we have headline news GAFFL
Speaker 1: producer Ryan Yeah, we're new oh, which by the way,
Speaker 1: nothing which, thank god, like nobody was harmed and the
Speaker 1: hurricane ended up not being as severe in this area
Speaker 1: as I think they originally thankated.
Speaker 2: But Aaron was on it.
Speaker 1: She was living out her full She was giving me
Speaker 1: updates and Steve and I updates because I'm not as
Speaker 1: dialed in with anything.
Speaker 2: I'm just oblivious to like what goes on in.
Speaker 1: Life, local news, the weather report, all the things.
Speaker 2: This gal was Johnny on the Spot, which I appreciate.
Speaker 1: I was fine yesterday because I've obviously gone through hurricanes.
Speaker 1: I watched them play out all the time on television.
Speaker 1: I was dialed into coverage for the past two days.
Speaker 1: I was dming Melissa McGee from NBC four. She's so hot,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, girl, it's your super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I have a great broadcast. I was time out. I
Speaker 1: don't even know who that is, but that's amazing. Is
Speaker 1: she at the weather Girl. She's their main meteorologist. She's fyre,
Speaker 1: she's so beautiful, her body's your sane, and she she
Speaker 1: was just like doing her little like, hey, guys, going
Speaker 1: into work, we'll have updates.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, big day, it's your super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I'm tuned in. I can't wait to one, can't wait
Speaker 2: to watch.
Speaker 1: She looked great yesterday, she had a full red aspic
Speaker 1: girls and it's their super Bowl, it's their oscars.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, come on. But on top of it,
Speaker 2: we have a.
Speaker 1: Five point one earthquake that you know, the epicenter is
Speaker 1: oh High Valley.
Speaker 2: I literally that's when I got concerned. I didn't give
Speaker 2: a shit. There was no high wind.
Speaker 1: I was full blown, gonna go out there and make
Speaker 1: videos for Weather Channel, you know, Johnny on the Spot,
Speaker 1: like all the things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but where freaking the earthquake hit.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is really bad. I'm very concerned.
Speaker 1: I FaceTime my dad. I was like, this is not good.
Speaker 1: I can't keep awake. What's our girl on NBC, Melissa McGee.
Speaker 1: She's great, Melissam McGee. I'm not familiar with your work
Speaker 1: as a former intern at KMBC, the local news affiliate
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Tell Conan Nolan. I said, what up? And I'm excited
Speaker 2: to watch your work. Aaron's fan. I'm a fan. You're hysterical.
Speaker 1: So Aaron going back to her her roots of reporting here.
Speaker 1: One of the headlines that both well, god, I mean
Speaker 1: bo wor's bo. One of the headlines that both her
Speaker 1: and I had an immediate reaction of defudge two was
Speaker 1: this is both heartbreaking and confusing. So let me start
Speaker 1: with the heartbreaking part, because the headline says, my wife
Speaker 1: has a terminal illness she wants to have sex with
Speaker 1: an ex of hers one last time. First of all,
Speaker 1: I am so sorry for your loss. Like that is
Speaker 1: beyond sad.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: But since this post was put out for public consumption,
Speaker 1: it was put on Reddit, I'll finish giving the details.
Speaker 1: My wife has a terminal disease. She has projected to
Speaker 1: live at most nine months. I can't even imagine. I am,
Speaker 1: of course destroyed. I have been doing my best to
Speaker 1: make the last days of her life good and grant
Speaker 1: her whatever wish I can. Recently, she sat me down
Speaker 1: and told me that the one last thing that she
Speaker 1: wanted to do was have sex with a previous partner.
Speaker 1: I read the rest of her part. She said recently
Speaker 1: wanted to preview Oh partner. Sorry, I why did I
Speaker 1: put the acid in? Come one, Come on, Come, come
Speaker 1: with coming drum, Come with coming a kickdrum, Gary on
Speaker 1: the kick Trump. Oh, my sister has been through a lot.
Speaker 1: If you guys know the breakup, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. This is confusing and I would love to
Speaker 1: know more of why she wants to have sex with
Speaker 1: the previous partner of hers because there you couldn't pay
Speaker 1: me to do that, And I just do not understand
Speaker 1: how he could do that for her. And I don't
Speaker 1: think he's a better person than me if he could.
Speaker 2: But I no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I have you ever seen The Big Chill. It's a
Speaker 1: movie that's like an Eighties the Greatest soundtrack. Kevin Costner
Speaker 1: is actually the dead guy in the beginning, but you
Speaker 1: don't know it's Kevin Costner because he's not famous yet.
Speaker 2: It has this like star studded eighties cast. I won't
Speaker 2: I'll watch all their names. I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: I just know that the soundtrack's unbelievable. The woman one
Speaker 1: of the characters in this movie. She lets her husband
Speaker 1: have sex with their friend who wants to have a baby,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't have a boyfriend, and there's no conversation
Speaker 1: about a sperm bank or anything. Sure, so this woman,
Speaker 1: this woman has cheated on her husband, so like as
Speaker 1: a way of like make good, She's like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: I cheated on you, and that's really fucked up. So
Speaker 1: you can have sex with my friend and get her
Speaker 1: pregnant because she wants to have a baby. And it's
Speaker 1: very I'm like, and she's like standing outside the door
Speaker 1: while it's happening, and.
Speaker 2: Which is right. Well, I still don't know anything about
Speaker 2: that show.
Speaker 1: But going back to this, sweet man, I think that
Speaker 1: ultimately you have to do whatever's best for you, but
Speaker 1: this is very hard.
Speaker 2: I don't know any of all of that would be
Speaker 2: okay with this.
Speaker 1: I'm not a liar, I I I'm actually shocked she
Speaker 1: told him.
Speaker 2: I mean, because she could have just done it, and
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, it's all so bad.
Speaker 1: When I read it, I sent it to Ryan and
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to think of it. Yeah, it's just loaded, loaded, loaded,
Speaker 1: and I need I need him to give us an
Speaker 1: update if.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if I want an update.
Speaker 2: It's so bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, Speaking of couples and this one being completely different,
Speaker 1: but of a along the Bedroom lines, woman breaks internet
Speaker 1: by revealing her hubby's bizarre bedroom habit. Okay, I really
Speaker 1: need to know if we are alone in this do
Speaker 1: you randomly pick a side of the bed that you're
Speaker 1: going to sleep on. We do not have a regular
Speaker 1: side of the bed that we sleep on. It was
Speaker 1: never discussed. We just randomly pick aside where we sleep.
Speaker 1: I think that's weird because just like I have a
Speaker 1: side of the bed I sleep on, you have a
Speaker 1: side of the bed to sleep on. Right? What do
Speaker 1: they call this the headline where it's the headline is
Speaker 1: better than the actual story?
Speaker 2: What do they call it name?
Speaker 1: I actually felt that way last week when we were
Speaker 1: talking about dating athletes, Like it made it sound.
Speaker 2: Like we revealed like huge gossip of who we've dated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean okay, so you just like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sleep on the right side and feeling crazy, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go left tonight.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna go to left again. Like this is
Speaker 2: so stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, they broke the internet by revealing a bizarre
Speaker 1: bedroom habit.
Speaker 2: That's it. Okay, you guys are nuts.
Speaker 1: You guys are nuttier than you are wild.
Speaker 2: You're wild. I have a side I think everyone.
Speaker 1: I think that's why it was like such a weird
Speaker 1: conversation because people always have a side, and I think
Speaker 1: there's like this thing, which again, this is just for me.
Speaker 1: The let's go back to Charissa got her house broken
Speaker 1: into again? Okay, but like I like Steve to sleep
Speaker 1: on the side closest to the door, like if there's
Speaker 1: someone coming in, like, let's get the first line of
Speaker 1: defense to that. Which, by the way, Sebastian Maniscalco is
Speaker 1: so funny in his stand up comedy thing. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. If I hear a noise, I'm
Speaker 1: waking up my wife. And she's like, I think I
Speaker 1: hear something.
Speaker 2: He goes, get up, get up with me. He goes,
Speaker 2: because I'm not having a guy come through shoot me.
Speaker 1: She leaves me because I die and goes off and
Speaker 1: finds another husband. He's like, you're getting up with me too, honey.
Speaker 1: I think I cried so hard laughing to that whole
Speaker 1: rant that he went on listen to his newest comedy routine.
Speaker 1: It's hysteric. That's Jared. I mean he can like beat
Speaker 1: the shit up or beat the shit up, beat the
Speaker 1: shit out of guys when he was on the ice
Speaker 1: and be so tough and hit the crap out of people,
Speaker 1: like if there's one noise in our house, like you know,
Speaker 1: it's just like him, and how you're the biggest freaking wusses,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like, oh no, yes, it's so bad.
Speaker 1: There's a bear right now on the loose at the
Speaker 1: ranch and Steve care waits to track this guy down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys, this is anyone. It's bear season.
Speaker 1: And I am not into hunting animals, it's not my thing.
Speaker 1: But when bears are two hundred yards away from the
Speaker 1: house and all of my animals are like threatened, and
Speaker 1: I even have a bear fence, like the selectric fence
Speaker 1: that keeps them away, I need some more tips and
Speaker 1: tricks to keep those bears away in their fits. To
Speaker 1: close for comfort, you need to make your way back
Speaker 1: into the woods to close for comfort.
Speaker 2: But it's not a grizzly, right, I mean, thank god,
Speaker 2: not a grizzly. It's a black bear. But black bear,
Speaker 2: black bear. I don't care, I do care. Move it
Speaker 2: all out, yep.
Speaker 1: I would call Ogden hey speaking of dog, because I
Speaker 1: was talking about Howie and Jared Boston's couple's dog eats
Speaker 1: passport days before wedding in Italy. This is about a
Speaker 1: year and a half old Golden Retriever Chicky. Apparently this
Speaker 1: couple they had gone to city hall to fill out
Speaker 1: a marriage form just days ahead of their scheduled August
Speaker 1: thirty first ceremony in Italy, and they came home to
Speaker 1: see that the Golden retriever had eaten now their passport.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how much they're going to pay to
Speaker 1: get a new one. Howie was never a dog.
Speaker 2: He didn't eat.
Speaker 1: We're so lucky. He didn't eat a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Like he's really really good at that. When he was teething,
Speaker 1: he would kind of eat like the dining room chairs
Speaker 1: a little bit on the end, like help his teeth
Speaker 1: and stuff. Our dog was really really good about that stuff.
Speaker 1: I had Willis as a puppy. He would eat shoes.
Speaker 1: He would eat the heels on my shoes a lot.
Speaker 1: And I didn't get Daisy until she was older, so
Speaker 1: she was never in that puppy But yeah, that was
Speaker 1: bad for a while.
Speaker 2: I was like, the fuck.
Speaker 1: And I feel like they always know to go for
Speaker 1: the good ones too, So that was just to lock
Speaker 1: the closet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: My mom was always super anal about our dogs like
Speaker 1: sniffing or nosing through the trash, like cousin Eddie would say,
Speaker 1: and like there's this whole kind of like thing about
Speaker 1: dogs loving tampons, which is disgusting. So my mom would
Speaker 1: always put like our waste paper cans up on our counters,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and our dogs eat like the crotch of
Speaker 1: like underwear and like gross things like that. Like I
Speaker 1: never thought I never had any of those dogs like that.
Speaker 1: I would be like, whoo, yeah, yeah, and they give
Speaker 1: you big what you want to get? Yeah, No, I
Speaker 1: got lucky on that situation. But well, sister, what else
Speaker 1: do we have?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Wait, last headline I want to read unless you want
Speaker 1: to keep Taylor Swift swarmed by fans. Okay, I won't
Speaker 1: even get because if you guys saw this, she goes
Speaker 1: to a wedding of her friends. She's there with Zoe Kravitz,
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum, and she is just well, they had to
Speaker 1: shut down streets in Jersey City, like those whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I just I gotta say, I'm so okay, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: I love this this whole What are the the kids.
Speaker 1: Say this year the Taylor Swift era that whatever in
Speaker 1: Edlington I haven't seen.
Speaker 2: And this might be a dramatic comparison. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 1: The hysteria is like a Michael Jackson level of hysteria.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, but like have you can you think
Speaker 1: of any other singer like maybe Justin Bieber for like
Speaker 1: a little bit in like the early goings of his career,
Speaker 1: But I have not seen even a Beyonce like Beyonce
Speaker 1: like can go out and like, yes, there's like fans
Speaker 1: and stuff, but when there's cops called shutting down streets,
Speaker 1: like this poor girl cannot go anywhere or do anything,
Speaker 1: and I think it's well for her. She's probably like annoyed,
Speaker 1: but like at the same time comes with the territory.
Speaker 1: I think it's incredible because in a world where there's
Speaker 1: such dissension. I don't know if I've said this before
Speaker 1: on here and maybe we were talking about it. Everyone
Speaker 1: like oh, I hate this, I hate that person. Like
Speaker 1: I there's like the few naysayers that like I can't
Speaker 1: stand Taylor Swift, like fuck off, No one doesn't like
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, No, like it is it she brings people together.
Speaker 1: I think way more than anyone even anticipated. With this
Speaker 1: recent tour that she was on communities and money, money,
Speaker 1: like everything, her donations back to charity, donating to the
Speaker 1: food shelters, giving her truck drivers additional bonuses, like what
Speaker 1: a freakin awesome chrick this is, and like like she
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I just We've said how much
Speaker 1: we like her on this podcast for different reasons before,
Speaker 1: But I cannot imagine being her or being a friend
Speaker 1: of hers where it's like, no matter what you do
Speaker 1: and where you go, it's like Beatles pandemonium, it's wild.
Speaker 1: And I was saying this too. We were actually having
Speaker 1: this conversation at our house the other day because one
Speaker 1: of Jared's friends actually works with her, and we were
Speaker 1: just talking about what a phenomenon this tour has been
Speaker 1: and how like she didn't even need PR for it
Speaker 1: because all these little girls and the you know acts
Speaker 1: of kindness that she was you know doing and stuff,
Speaker 1: giving money to her truck drivers, giving money to food banks,
Speaker 1: like it was the best.
Speaker 2: Pr for her.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to say this, the girl's got it
Speaker 1: going on. Whatever she I hope in her life she
Speaker 1: is happy. Because what is coming out from all of
Speaker 1: this and the people she is surrounding herself with, it's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: You and I wanted to go. I wanted to go
Speaker 1: so bad. I wanted to bring you. We were talking
Speaker 1: about it why I had this opportunity where I thought
Speaker 1: I'd be able to get back from Montana.
Speaker 2: You have a kid, you can't go.
Speaker 1: I had put out feelers for tickets for us, just
Speaker 1: seeing like what I could get. I'm out to dinner.
Speaker 1: One night in Montana, I received a text message, an email,
Speaker 1: and a miscall from somebody in her camp making sure
Speaker 1: it was me and wanting to know when they could
Speaker 1: get us there. And I just said to my husband
Speaker 1: and way, I'm a no one compared to the people
Speaker 1: that she has had there at you know, you know
Speaker 1: at these shows cheering her on. She's had the top
Speaker 1: of the A list. I mean, I was just watching
Speaker 1: Charlie's there on like bringing her to write rolls there, Reese, Witherspoon,
Speaker 1: Blake Lively, And I just said to my husband, this
Speaker 1: is why this woman is the way she is, because
Speaker 1: she just has.
Speaker 2: People reaching out to like me, to be like are
Speaker 2: you good? Do you want the take? Like so sweet.
Speaker 1: I said that Alicia Keys at pussy something Alicia Key's son,
Speaker 1: and Taylor writes in a handwritten note, I don't know
Speaker 1: it's and again there's this is like a very small
Speaker 1: sample of like I'm sure a much bigger.
Speaker 2: Thing that she does, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think that it's really really nice in a
Speaker 1: world where everyone wants to you know, shit on people
Speaker 1: and tear people down, that like she's all about you know,
Speaker 1: positivity and going through things and picking yourself back up
Speaker 1: and like just to watch, Like I mean, we think
Speaker 1: about how long she's been around me fifteen years maybe
Speaker 1: like some of these people have like grown up with her,
Speaker 1: and I just the Taylor Swift love is just to say,
Speaker 1: like good for her that there's you know, and I
Speaker 1: know that's probably an to go Km's wedding and be
Speaker 1: in and data.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, La, you are loved, sister, you are love.
Speaker 1: What she did with Kobe's daughter, I mean there was
Speaker 1: nothing even fake about that, Like it was just like
Speaker 1: where she looked at her and said I love you,
Speaker 1: Like come on, I know she's adored for her, she
Speaker 1: is adorable. You and I are about to embark on
Speaker 1: our own tour for the NFL season. Okay, I know
Speaker 1: that we say this a lot, but I think it's
Speaker 1: worth saying, especially as the weeks will go on and
Speaker 1: we will get tired and all these things.
Speaker 2: We love our job so much. We are so lucky
Speaker 2: to do it. When it's the off season, we miss football.
Speaker 1: When the start of the season, it's all we want
Speaker 1: to talk about, all the things we want to do.
Speaker 1: So I'm just so excited that we get another year together,
Speaker 1: even though we're not on a sideline together, but like
Speaker 1: another year with Fox together, talking to each other in
Speaker 1: studio and different things, and it's just there's no I
Speaker 1: get so excited when I was sitting in the airport
Speaker 1: istuary of flying back and like just even seeing football
Speaker 1: on the screen and like knowing that it's back.
Speaker 2: I'm so fricking pumped.
Speaker 1: So so again, opening it up to you, guys are
Speaker 1: wonderful listeners and viewers. What do you guys want us
Speaker 1: to talk about the season? What do we not talked about?
Speaker 1: Do you want more stories on the road, like what
Speaker 1: are some things now that the season is back? Do
Speaker 1: you want us to dive more into like the x'es
Speaker 1: and O's of football, our take on things like I'd
Speaker 1: love to get your guys's opinions and feedback since you're
Speaker 1: the ones listening as the season goes on.
Speaker 2: Did you read?
Speaker 1: Ryan just texted us, Oh my, we have to okay,
Speaker 1: talk about this before we say goodbye. Yes, okay, So
Speaker 1: Aaron and I, So, as I open that up, do
Speaker 1: you guys tell us what you want to listen to.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I think that we are we have like
Speaker 1: a really special skill set.
Speaker 2: Well we do. You're paid for it. Observations, right, observing people.
Speaker 2: You know what, this is a good point. This is
Speaker 2: a very good point.
Speaker 1: Separately, we will text our producer or like whatever, what
Speaker 1: different things we want to talk about. Aaron and I
Speaker 1: both said that we can like read people. I saw
Speaker 1: this couple fighting on the side of the road and
Speaker 1: I can't hear a word they're saying. I just hear
Speaker 1: the girl doing this and the guys like sitting there
Speaker 1: just taking it and taking it. And so then now
Speaker 1: I've given her a name. I have given a whole story.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's pissed about I've given.
Speaker 2: The guy a name, Chad. Chad's just sitting there wearing it.
Speaker 1: And Elizabeth is just Liz Lizz, and he's like, Liz, relax,
Speaker 1: and then she tells it to relax. Now she's even
Speaker 1: more don't tell me I got in entire don't tell
Speaker 1: me to relax, Chad. Okay, this is your fucking problem,
Speaker 1: and you're the reason that we're here. And then he says, well, Liz,
Speaker 1: you're making a scene. I don't care that I'm making
Speaker 1: a scene because it's your fucking problem. We're making a scene, Chad.
Speaker 1: So that's what I saw inside the road. Aaron saw
Speaker 1: someone at a restaurant. We think we know everything about everyone.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 1: We were in Montana and we went to this restaurant
Speaker 1: we're so excited to go to for the first time,
Speaker 1: and your kids really frustrated. We try really hard not
Speaker 1: to be on our phones because he a we don't
Speaker 1: want to be on our phones. We have limited time together.
Speaker 1: But he also hates so badly what it looks like
Speaker 1: to other couples when two couples sitting at a table
Speaker 1: are on a phone. He's like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be that person. I don't want to be that person. Fine,
Speaker 1: so I keep looking over at this couple and he's like,
Speaker 1: what's going on. What's going on, babe, babe, what's going on?
Speaker 1: So it's like, hold on, sec hold on. I could
Speaker 1: read this entire table. The table was this.
Speaker 2: There was a couple with a child there right, and
Speaker 2: then there was what looked to be somebody's mother, sister,
Speaker 2: and dad. So I just kept looking over because it
Speaker 2: was really like, it was very.
Speaker 1: Interesting what was going on. And Jared's like, what are
Speaker 1: we working with? What are we working with? I said, well,
Speaker 1: this couple is divorced, they have a young kid. This
Speaker 1: is the guy's parents, and the sister hates the wife,
Speaker 1: hates the wife. And right now the wife and the
Speaker 1: kid are bringing the kid to do a visit with everybody,
Speaker 1: the dad and his extended family, and Jared looks over
Speaker 1: and goes, oh my god, the sister hates the wife,
Speaker 1: I said, hates the wife keeps making get diagnosed every time,
Speaker 1: every time she takes a bite of the pizza, every
Speaker 1: time she's doing this, every time she's doing she gets
Speaker 1: up to leave. The sister was just like he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's a gift.
Speaker 2: It's a gift. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I've given them a name of car An
Speaker 1: occupation by the time that dinner's over, We've said nothing
Speaker 1: to each other about what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1: It's only about what's going on in their lives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe we're completely wrong, but probably not.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So if you're sitting next to us in a restaurant
Speaker 1: or make sure you keep your voices down and act
Speaker 1: like you like each other, or will diagnose you okay,
Speaker 1: And the prescription for that is go home. Bye bye
Speaker 1: everyone bye. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a
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