WEBVTT - Your Wife's Birthday

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject I have to watch my back. Now. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that in a couple of minutes, but right now

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for is nev Well, you know it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to go row with today's phone call, the all new

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<v Speaker 1>one son Rogue. It's builtiful adventure with five different drive

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<v Speaker 1>modes that can take you anywhere. So let's go row.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'm just gonna surprise you' all this time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm not gonna build up to witted eels.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. I'm just gonna get your

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get because you know it ain't all about me. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, It ain't all about me. You

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm going rogue. I ain't only tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Let's go Hello, Hello, I try to reach Dare. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Hey there, man? What's going on? Brothers? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Chris Man. I work with I work

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<v Speaker 1>with your wife, Sharon. I think I think I may

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<v Speaker 1>have seen you at one of the U one of

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<v Speaker 1>the gatherings before man, like a happy hour we had

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<v Speaker 1>after Birker South. I don't know if you remember me

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<v Speaker 1>or not. Now I don't remember you, Okay, okay, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey listen, man, I know sharing birthday is coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wanted to if you didn't mind, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>you don't mind me called. I wanted to reach out

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<v Speaker 1>and see if you were you know, what you were

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<v Speaker 1>getting for a birthday. We wanted to make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>know we're gonna pitch in and get us something at

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<v Speaker 1>the job. Who want to make sure you know we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get you know, you know what you may be

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<v Speaker 1>uh don't get it. You know what I'm saying kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like something like a grab bag or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh No, I wasn't gonna hear them with no grab bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just you know, like I said, we're just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get something we know we have really put our

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<v Speaker 1>all the thoughts to it or what we was gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet I want, I personally want to see what you

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<v Speaker 1>was getting that way. We don't know, do well. She

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<v Speaker 1>likes money, man, you can you know give us some

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<v Speaker 1>give up some cash or you know Starbucks car Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't uh something from McDonald something. You know, it don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to be too good. She she don't. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to, you know, she she's not that materialistic. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me let me ask you this so deep.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh do you know what a size is? Do I

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<v Speaker 1>know what a size is? Yeah? Like clothing? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what side she wears? Uh? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what side she's like, she's my wife. Man, what

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is kind of like I'm getting a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit uncomfortable with this. Man. What what what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? You think? You don't even make your comfortable? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this ship? Do you think she?

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, uh? Do she like stuff from Victoria's Secret?

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA hold up? Man, stop right there. You're talking about what? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I like, I said, what what's you? Hey? What's your

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<v Speaker 1>name again? Man? My name Chris? Like, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>my name Chris? How long you've been with the company?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want? Been there? Six months? You know? But

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I think I told you at one

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<v Speaker 1>of the happy y'alls I saw maybe you just don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember who I am though? No, no, no, man, But

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<v Speaker 1>you weigh out of line talking to about the size,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not comfortable with this at all. Man, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you you weigh out of line, right? But what

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<v Speaker 1>what she What's what? You don't answer? My question was?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think she liked Victorious Secret? That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I want to answer you question you're talking about? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's sup? But what's the language? Brother? What's what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>We brothers? You know we know brothers? You cool? When

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<v Speaker 1>did you get off asking me about my wife's clue? Okay? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I don't want to talk about Okay. What

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying is do you think she gonna likes

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<v Speaker 1>the Victorious secretive? Hey? Man? Set the what's up with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how long we've been together? I know

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<v Speaker 1>this woman says high school. Don't come to me with that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So so I was just trying to get up. What what? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What time do you guys get off? I'm coming. I

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<v Speaker 1>leave off at five thirty, but I was gonna leave earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be right. Hey, we can talk about this faith

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<v Speaker 1>to faith. Hey, listen, I'm trying to get listen. What

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gotta listen to me? I'm trying to get shared

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<v Speaker 1>of panty, and Bra said, man, okay, hey, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>buying my wife and she wouldn't even accept it anyway. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, how how do you get this number? How

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<v Speaker 1>do you get this number? I know she didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>you this. Let me tell you, hot there. I got

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<v Speaker 1>it from your wife, Sharon, because guess who I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin shows. Sharon

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<v Speaker 1>got me to Frank phone call. What there? This is?

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew taught me, brother man, this is some buys. This

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<v Speaker 1>is some real bully. This is some straight up buys.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, you ain't white man. You know you need

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<v Speaker 1>to stop with people, you know, because you might get

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<v Speaker 1>you might somebody might be waiting for you have to

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<v Speaker 1>work one day. Man, that's totally wrong. You ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>of karma? Somebody gonna play a prank on your one day?

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<v Speaker 1>Your uncle is right, somebody's gonna whoop your It's just

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<v Speaker 1>amount of time. Oh man? All right, all right, dare

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<v Speaker 1>before I get when you, please tell the people what

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest radio show in the lad Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>show man, that's how you go rong? Baby, tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you like going rogue. I love going wrong baby. That

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<v Speaker 1>was right. You're gonna mess around your heads. Your uncle

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<v Speaker 1>and told you, Hey, dog, he wasn't cool with it.

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<v Speaker 1>After he found out it wasn't he's still excited about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been with this woman since high school. Hilarious, hilarious,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel about her. Man, rogue, Baby, it's rogue. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just being rogued, that's all dude. Man, dudes, man, they'd

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<v Speaker 1>be serious. Yeah, man, what you doing? Who told you

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<v Speaker 1>this was a good idea? Called me with this? Him?

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<v Speaker 1>But back to going broke? You like it, hunt, I

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<v Speaker 1>like going rogue. I mean, you know that's that ride,

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<v Speaker 1>that that's the road like I got like mine ain't

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<v Speaker 1>like callers. You know mine ain't like caller because because

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<v Speaker 1>calling you, you got the phone call. Uh you you

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<v Speaker 1>spoke earlier about your road story. You know, Uncle Steve

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<v Speaker 1>called you to to be on the radio show and

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<v Speaker 1>all of that to get the badges producing the land

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<v Speaker 1>and here you are. No, we got we got fired.

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<v Speaker 1>We was in the middle of a black rock. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if we got fired to quit at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. I came yeah, but he called me three

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<v Speaker 1>weeks a month later just hold on, nephew, we'll be back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I ain't gonna lie. About a month and a

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<v Speaker 1>half later, we were back New York City. Baby. We

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<v Speaker 1>were joking up in the Big Apple, and that's when

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<v Speaker 1>we're calling up with Steve John Forces and we still

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<v Speaker 1>day Rogan playing with somebody that's a winner. Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>good good, good times. Man. We didn't have some good

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't have some ignorance too. Boy, together, I could

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<v Speaker 1>write a book of bad news just off every page. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a book of bad news. Well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have some moments, man, I just you have a like

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<v Speaker 1>wish you were just a little boy again, a little girl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>going back when I ain't had to go to work, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a T shirt that said growing up with

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<v Speaker 1>the dumbest decision. I Yeah, adulting is not fun, man,

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<v Speaker 1>go rogue baby. That's the frank of the day. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Strawberry letter coming up. I have to watch

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<v Speaker 1>my back now. Right after this, you're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>Day Harday Morning SHOWM