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Speaker 2: There is It is a good one.

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Speaker 3: There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space, and

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Speaker 3: Russia no longer has it under control.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh goodie.

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Speaker 4: So this is how it ends, all this honor on

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Speaker 4: a spacey bananas.

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Speaker 2: Still world up. Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's not your midzillion pieces?

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Speaker 5: Would banana ba ba ba bana bana.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas. That's Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 1: That's Kurt, Kurdie B. Brown Oler. How you doing, my friend.

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Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm not bad at all.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited to see people. It's so nice to see

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Speaker 3: people on zoom.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we have a great guest that we should

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Speaker 4: bring right on today. I do want to hear a

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Speaker 4: little bit about the past two days for you, Kurt,

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Speaker 4: because you shot something.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear a little bit. Oh yeah, No.

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Speaker 3: I got to shoot some TV and it was nice

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Speaker 3: because there was a little reunion with Holly Hunter and

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Speaker 3: Vella Lavel who were both in the Big Sick and

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Speaker 3: so that was really nice. It was very fun and

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Speaker 3: we got to shoot on the oh, the good place,

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Speaker 3: the lot like the Good Place set, which is always fun.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jessica In. Let's include here we got wonderful guests.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today is a fantastic comedian and actor. You

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Speaker 3: might know her from the movies The Heat, Spy, Pitch Perfect,

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Speaker 3: Three Fucking Ghostbusters, or all these cool shows Big Mouth, Veep,

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Speaker 3: Search Party, or you might listen to her fantastic podcast

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Speaker 3: Ask Rana, Please welcome the wonderful jess Chaffin.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for having me. I didn't know Scotty was

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Speaker 6: such a great memor.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yes, yeah, that's a that's a real skill set.

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Speaker 1: I'm a listener. I'm up.

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Speaker 6: I'm an active listener.

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Speaker 4: I'm an active listener. So yeah, if you hate it,

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Speaker 4: I will stop at any moment.

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Speaker 6: No, I don't need it at all. I think it's like,

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Speaker 6: it's very important. You need the oral Q.

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Speaker 1: You need that, right.

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Speaker 6: Does that mean you were doing the Mayor Show, Kurt?

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Speaker 2: I guess so.

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Speaker 2: I just did it. I did it.

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Speaker 3: I did two days on Mister Mayor, which is great.

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Speaker 2: It's nice to have.

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Speaker 7: You got to say Holly Hunter, you're going to say

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Speaker 7: the good place set, you're going to be saying, mister.

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Speaker 1: Mayor, we're saying it for you exactly.

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Speaker 3: I never mentioned it. I never mentioned it.

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Speaker 6: I would I would love to know what Ted dance

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Speaker 6: and smells like.

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Speaker 8: Did you get it?

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Speaker 6: Happen to get a whiff?

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Speaker 3: He smells like America? Okay, oh he is he? We

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Speaker 3: Dancing is my America. It's my idea of America, the

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Speaker 7: Becker A little lady, don't forget the little lady.

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Speaker 7: I went back and watched the Cheers pilot a couple

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Speaker 6: Figure out who these actors.

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Speaker 7: Everybody knows exactly what show they're in. Coach is like

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Speaker 3: Do you guys want to hear about this satellite of American?

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Speaker 7: I like anything that the that the Russians have lost

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Speaker 2: Of the Russians.

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Speaker 3: This was sentenced by Laura Sosa s O s A.

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Speaker 2: This is from Sammy yep exactly.

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Speaker 3: This is from the Washington Post, written by Abby Philip

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Speaker 3: the best in the god all right boy type Here

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Speaker 3: it is at this very moment. A Russian satellite full

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Speaker 2: The freight.

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Speaker 3: The Photon M four research satellite launched on July nineteenth

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Speaker 3: with five geckos on board. The plan to observe their

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Speaker 3: mating activities in the zero gravity conditions of Earth, because

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Speaker 3: we need we need to know how NGOs will fuck

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Speaker 3: even will, Like exactly are you super horny?

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Speaker 2: Like what?

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Speaker 7: There were five of them though, because it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Who's gonna end up with? Who with an uneven number?

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Speaker 3: of Biomedical problems said, uh yeah, biological experiments started as

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Speaker 3: soon as the satellite was launched, which means fucking that's

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Speaker 3: what they mean. But the biological experiments, that's what I

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Speaker 6: I'll be sending data back to.

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Speaker 6: Of Biomedical Problems. This is that what it was called.

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Speaker 2: It's been updated.

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Speaker 3: Good news, Russia has regained control of the photo for Saturday, right.

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Speaker 1: Not good news to me. I hate that news.

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Speaker 3: You wanted them to just like just fucking space unencumbered.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean for them to fail.

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Speaker 3: If there's anyone listening who is a scientist, who has

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Speaker 7: what has happened to them?

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Speaker 7: Gotta hold on to something, Like how do they even

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Speaker 3: Gecko's got sticky fingers?

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Speaker 3: Know from my child being interested in geckos, they can

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Speaker 6: Maybe it's just so they don't experience zero gravity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, they I mean they probably feel it,

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, tough though, I mean having sex on a

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Speaker 6: Are they still selling water beds?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgive one of those.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to fill it with?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 1: I want to fill with you? Who?

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Speaker 4: And uh No, I wanted to fill it with Bailey's

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Speaker 4: Irish Cream. I actually asked the Internet to help me

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Speaker 4: figure out for California King waterbed, how expensive would it

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Speaker 4: be to fill it up with Bailey's Irish Cream? And

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: And so I think that as a social experiment. You know,

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Speaker 4: we can't do this now. Now is not the time

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Speaker 4: for us all to share a bed. But what would

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Speaker 4: I feel like to sleep on a.

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Speaker 1: Bed of Bailey's Irish Cream?

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Speaker 6: Would it be the thing I've dreamt about? For sure?

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Speaker 1: A good one.

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Speaker 7: I love a good Bailey's. I love a good Bailey's

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Speaker 7: on a plane. A couple of ice cubes.

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Speaker 6: Girl.

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Speaker 4: You got it, buddy, And then I have a kind

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Speaker 2: Oh affordable, I steal.

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Speaker 6: You could probably touch us anything that's right, bike. I mean,

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Speaker 4: That's a great slogan. This was from Cosmopolitan magazine. I mean,

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Speaker 7: The Ladies Journal, Yes, the Lady where I always go

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Speaker 4: Absolutely written by Karna. I believe it's Shay. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: rs on Instagram. Thank you Kate, Thank you Karina Best

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Speaker 4: and the Byss Porn Company. An occasional sex toy accessory company.

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Speaker 4: Cam Soda announced its new o Seat, a bike seat

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Speaker 4: with an inside pocket to fit a vibrator that works

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Speaker 1: That's right, koreem that you get us.

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Speaker 3: See wait wait what wait it's aid dildo that gets

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Speaker 3: Oh, the vibration gets stronger as you're inhaling on your vape.

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Speaker 7: So this so the ideas these things are like Bluetooth connected.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it gets like does it get physically harder?

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's a harder vibration.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's This isn't top of line reporting, honestly, but

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Speaker 6: For this sort of story though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm also like wondering both both things, both

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Speaker 1: And what question the VP?

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Speaker 6: Who is this? Who is this for?

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Speaker 7: Yes, the question I don't know who did they say

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Speaker 7: I think it's for people that were horseback riders as children,

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Speaker 6: So you're riding this bike all the time, you're jumping

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Speaker 7: Just disappointed that you don't get that extra with the bounce.

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Speaker 7: You don't get that extra something that you get, you know,

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Speaker 6: So they're like, let's serve that sliver of the population.

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Speaker 4: They're going to sell a ton of these things. Let's

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Speaker 2: They made a bucket seat.

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Speaker 6: That explains the price point.

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Speaker 7: You could put anything in there, exactly, cubes, ice cubes.

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Speaker 4: Just use your hand to crank it and sit there

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Speaker 1: But it's all these are both here. It says they're

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the busy woman, you know, the the super type,

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Speaker 4: That's right, it's for the fit business woman who doesn't

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Speaker 3: It's like it's like, honey, yeah, can you please switch

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you left your vibrator's seat on here.

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Speaker 4: I mean if it was if there was a vibrator

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Speaker 3: You just that is it. That's the reason. It just

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Speaker 6: I had the exact novelty products.

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Speaker 4: all like single tracks, so through the woods. It started

448
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Speaker 4: with a sprint. There's a great river crossing where all

449
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Speaker 4: these people started eating shit in this really wide river,

450
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Speaker 4: and I was coming down the hill to hit the river,

451
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Speaker 4: and I clipped out of my pedals, jumped, ran full

452
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Speaker 4: speed carrying my bike, pass probably twenty of the thirty

453
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Speaker 4: five racers in my class, and then I was in

454
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Speaker 4: the top ten, and so I started blowing by people.

455
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Speaker 4: I was like, really doing well, and I felt comfortable.

456
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Speaker 4: And then about mile twelve, my seat goes straight up

457
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Speaker 4: in the air. I've forgotten to tighten the little no

458
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Speaker 4: that's underneath the seat, so it sticks straight up in

459
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Speaker 4: the air. I mean, this was like riding on a

460
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Speaker 4: Tucan's face. It was not pretty or not good, and

461
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Speaker 4: so I had to stand up. And so for the

462
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Speaker 4: last four or five miles I had to stand the

463
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Speaker 4: entire time while racing. So I'm exhausted. People are like

464
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Speaker 4: looking at me and cheering me on They're like, come on, Bud,

465
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Speaker 4: like two more miles, and I'm like, oh my god.

466
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Speaker 4: And then the last part is a fly flattrat. I mean,

467
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Speaker 4: my only other option was to quit or to walk

468
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Speaker 4: funny for the rest.

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Speaker 1: Of my life.

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Speaker 4: And so I keep going because I was my first

471
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Speaker 4: one and I didn't want to be a loser. And

472
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Speaker 4: I crossed the finish line and people are cheering for me,

473
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Speaker 4: and then this guy that I don't know is like.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's incredible. You like sprinted to the end.

475
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Speaker 4: You were like out of your saddle and riding, and

476
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Speaker 4: I was like, I had no choice.

477
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Speaker 1: I was like I was in pain. I couldn't sit down.

478
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Speaker 1: I wanted this to be over.

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Speaker 4: I got fourth place, I got a plaque and got

480
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Speaker 4: to stand on the loser's podium next to the winner's podium.

481
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Speaker 1: And then the best detail.

482
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Speaker 4: Is they had a free masseuse who was a female

483
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Speaker 4: bodybuilder and she was ripped. She looked like an American.

484
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Speaker 4: She looked like storm or lace or ice or whatever

485
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Speaker 4: from American gladiators. And she's like, I'm giving free massages,

486
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Speaker 4: would you like one? And she ripped me apart. She

487
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Speaker 4: was wherever that woman is. Thank you so much best

488
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Speaker 4: massage I've ever had. Cried the whole time. But yeah,

489
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Speaker 4: I had, like I had the exact opposite of the

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Speaker 4: O seat.

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Speaker 7: But did that did that set your uh, set the

492
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Speaker 7: tone for you as a sexual?

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Speaker 5: Like?

494
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Speaker 6: Did that set the tone for the rest of your life?

495
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Speaker 7: Like having like had this incredibly strong woman like manhandle

496
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Speaker 7: your body after you had totally exerted yourself.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. I thought, You're going you do

498
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Speaker 1: you like pegging? And I'm like, no, ma'am, I'm fine.

499
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Speaker 7: Oh are you attracted to strong, physically strong.

500
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Speaker 6: And powerful women?

501
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Speaker 4: I think I think I am probably more than your

502
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Speaker 4: average headero dude.

503
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't mind.

504
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Speaker 4: Somebody picking me up over their head and throwing me

505
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Speaker 4: onto a bed with me. Also, how are you six three?

506
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Speaker 6: Well, there's only one woman, it's her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

508
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Speaker 6: Do I have any friends?

509
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Speaker 1: Do you have any friends?

510
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Speaker 6: Not many, far fewer than I thought.

511
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Speaker 7: I'll be honest with you. In the pandemic, I've realized that.

512
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Speaker 7: I but I'm fine with it.

513
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Speaker 6: But I'm like, oh, I guess alia, like four friends?

514
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Speaker 2: Is this background you actual kitchen? Just realizing you're doing

515
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Speaker 2: really well?

516
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Speaker 6: Oh, this is the kitchen.

517
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Speaker 7: Beautiful at the office that I work out sometimes basically.

518
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Speaker 6: It's like a house.

519
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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: I was going to ask you, do you have.

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Speaker 4: Lady friends who are into powerlifting now, like, because I've

522
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Speaker 4: noticed it's a growing trend.

523
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Speaker 7: Yeah, this whole Like I guess it's not CrossFit, it's

524
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Speaker 7: called something else now, like whatever, all this like body

525
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Speaker 7: transformation stuff that people are doing that kind of thing.

526
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Speaker 4: I have a lot of friends who are and like

527
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 4: a lot of moms stuff that I just see squatting

528
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Speaker 4: a tremendous amount of weight and I feel like it's

529
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Speaker 4: a growing.

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Speaker 1: Feels policy.

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Speaker 7: I was going to a gym before the pandemic that

532
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Speaker 7: was this really cool gym that basically was but it

533
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Speaker 7: is funny because like gym culture is just gym culture,

534
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Speaker 7: and this was a place where there were all these

535
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Speaker 7: people who were very like a lot of like gay

536
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Speaker 7: straight by all these people that were using this physical

537
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Speaker 7: transformation as a way to kind of like manifest who

538
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Speaker 7: they wanted to be. Like, I guess it's sort of

539
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Speaker 7: body hacking type stuff, right, But it wasn't or bio

540
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Speaker 7: hacking or meaning like they were just seem to all

541
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Speaker 7: be really focused on transformation, so and not just in

542
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Speaker 7: the usual kind of like people go to the gym

543
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Speaker 7: to feel better. It was like this was like kind

544
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Speaker 7: of this subcommunity in Los Angele, and it was really

545
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Speaker 7: interesting because those are people who you traditionally like, not

546
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Speaker 7: that they don't work out and stuff, but there isn't

547
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Speaker 7: always like a you wouldn't think that there's like a

548
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Speaker 7: place where And it just seems like as gender and

549
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Speaker 7: everything else has changed so much in the world that

550
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Speaker 7: like gyms are also starting to be transformed and that

551
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Speaker 7: people are really using that that physical man that that

552
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Speaker 7: whole idea of like physical transformation to manifest like self

553
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Speaker 7: transformation or whatever. And so so you did see amongst

554
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Speaker 7: all of this, I don't I'm not cool enough to

555
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Speaker 7: have any like to fall into any of those.

556
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Speaker 1: Questions you are.

557
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Speaker 6: I wish I know, I so wish I could.

558
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Speaker 7: Tell you, like, and I've just decided like at the

559
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Speaker 7: stage that I'm going to be this other thing. And

560
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Speaker 7: it's like I wish I even the idea. I wish

561
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Speaker 7: it would even occur to me that that was like

562
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Speaker 7: a possibility to be a different anything other than whatever

563
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Speaker 7: this is. But the you there were some moms mixed

564
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Speaker 7: in that and stuff, and they're like they get a

565
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Speaker 7: real rush, I guess, just in the same way that

566
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Speaker 7: men do or whatever, but like from and also it's

567
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 7: kind of the key to like fighting aging. So all

568
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Speaker 7: these people that are sort of approaching fifty in some way,

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Speaker 7: you know, you see all these and men that are

570
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Speaker 7: particularly men that.

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Speaker 9: Are approaching fifty where you're like emotionally everything is about strength,

572
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Speaker 9: where it's like I will live as long, I will

573
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Speaker 9: live so much longer if I'm strong, which is also true.

574
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Speaker 7: Like, but also want to live a long time, you

575
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 7: got to take care of your body.

576
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Speaker 3: It's also true if your grandfather starved, you'll live a

577
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Speaker 3: long time. So I did good, you know, Like.

578
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Speaker 6: Is that one of those things? What's it called?

579
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know the there's a word for that,

580
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 7: and why can't I think of it right now?

581
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 6: Is an epigenetic trauma? Do you know about that? Is

582
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 6: that what it's called? I'm probably saying.

583
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 7: That wrong, but it's this idea that like if you're

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Speaker 7: the child of a Holocaust survivor or something like, if

585
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 7: you're the child of somebody who's starved and they and

586
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Speaker 7: their body went through it's this thing that we didn't

587
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 7: think was a thing, which is that people don't transform

588
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 7: like genetically in one lifetime, you know, Darwinism is like, oh.

589
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 6: It takes generations.

590
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 7: But there is this idea that in one generation, like

591
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Speaker 7: you're saying, you probably know better than I did.

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Speaker 3: Is the starving thing work grandchildren not children? So if

593
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Speaker 3: your children, if you're if your dad starved, you don't

594
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Speaker 3: get any benefit from it. But if you're grown, you

595
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 3: will typically live longer than you would have.

596
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Speaker 7: Yes, so interesting that you can pass stuff on that's

597
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 7: happened to you.

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Speaker 2: It is very interesting.

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Speaker 7: It's another level of responsibility. Are your children like are

600
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Speaker 7: your children like? You know?

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Speaker 6: Opathtes as a result.

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Speaker 1: Of books and half it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna give you guys one more Jesus,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tease you know, let's take a break. A

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Speaker 3: sixth This is coming from Lauren Channon. This was in

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Speaker 3: East Idaho News dot Com.

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Speaker 1: Written what are you reading?

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Speaker 7: If you're not reading that, especially if you live in

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Speaker 7: East Idaho? This is how do the how to the

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Speaker 7: West Idaho people feel about this?

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Speaker 3: Oh, maybe it's from the Idaho Statesman as well. A

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Speaker 3: six Ton Potato is one of Idaho's hottest Airbnb locations.

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Speaker 3: Would you sleep in this. Yes, we'll be right back

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Speaker 3: right after.

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Speaker 8: This, ladies, and know we're back.

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Speaker 2: We are Anna's guys.

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Speaker 7: Short answer only if I can eat my way out

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Speaker 7: of it. That's right, sounds delicious.

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Speaker 1: I do love a potato product.

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Speaker 3: So just real quick, everybody you know there's bananas. We're

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Speaker 3: having a live show February sixth. Go to Bananas live

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Speaker 3: We've got a lot of surprises. Also, go sign up

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Speaker 3: for Instagram The Bananas Podcast on Instagram and send us

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Speaker 3: your story. Send us your personal stories. We'll put them

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Speaker 3: in a minute. Anything else I'm not remembering.

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Speaker 4: Scottim No, but I do have to give a quick

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Speaker 4: shout out to Eleanora and James, who are both under

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Speaker 4: the age of ten.

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Speaker 1: Eleanora called the Banana's phone.

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Speaker 4: I would recommend that no children call the Bananas without

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Speaker 4: parental supervision, but they did, and their aunt reached out

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Speaker 4: to me, and I thought it might be somebody putting

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Speaker 4: me on. But James, I think, is very young and

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Speaker 4: he loves our theme song by Kahan and Eleanor talked

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Speaker 4: to me for five minutes and I was trying to

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Speaker 4: figure out if somebody was pranking me or not, but

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Speaker 4: they're Eleanor, you're too young. Only call a parental supervision.

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Speaker 4: I really don't want to talk to anybody under eighteen

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Speaker 4: years old. I'm a grown man. But we're so thrilled

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Speaker 4: at your ban animals and.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I really want to say.

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Speaker 3: I apologize for all the cursing and drug stories.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, and sorry how this one started. So

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Speaker 4: if the parents or aunt is listening to this one,

647
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Speaker 4: just jumped to the commercial break and then start playing

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Speaker 4: it for me.

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Speaker 6: But Eleanor owes you an apology.

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Speaker 1: Eleanora, I think it is.

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Speaker 7: Oh, Eleanora, she owes you an apology for wading into

652
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Speaker 7: the world that she doesn't belong it. She's gonna if

653
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Speaker 7: these are the rules of the Bananas universe. If she's gonna,

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Speaker 7: you know, she wants to hear learn about get goos

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Speaker 7: having sex at a young age.

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Speaker 1: That's right, She's going to stick around. She's the future,

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Speaker 1: so I will let the future. They had the moment.

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Speaker 3: But yes, I started smoking at ten and I turned

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Speaker 3: in Fine, guys.

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Speaker 1: That's right. One of my favorite people in the world

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Speaker 1: start smoking at ten.

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Speaker 7: Grandchildren are gonna be start smoking at five, and.

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Speaker 3: You guys could call the Banana's phone whenever you want.

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Speaker 3: Scotti will talk to you for exactly one minute and

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Speaker 3: hang up the numbers two one three two one four

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Speaker 3: seven nine seven four. You guys want to hear about

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Speaker 3: this six ton potato that you can stay inside?

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir, Yeah, But do you get phone calls? Do

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Speaker 7: you really get phone calls all the time? And do

670
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 7: you answer the phone?

671
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 4: I do all the time this week because it has

672
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 4: been the busiest week since the launch, wink. I would

673
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 4: say between ten to fifteen a day. I had Taiwan.

674
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 4: A really nice bananimal from Taiwan called me. She's in

675
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 4: quarantine United Arab Emirates Sweden this week. But yeah, I

676
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 4: probably get about I mean, it's still ADK about fifty

677
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 4: to one hundred calls a week, and I answer and

678
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 4: I talked to whoever calls. And when it's off, it's off.

679
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 4: When it's on, it's on.

680
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 6: So you just answer on your schedule.

681
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 7: If you're doing something, you don't answer it, but if

682
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 7: you have time, you went to the phone.

683
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: I have people text me. There's probably a group of

684
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 4: about thirty people who text me several texts every single day,

685
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: and then there's probably four or five people that call

686
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 4: me daily or weekly, and then there's just people that go,

687
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 4: oh my god, I didn't think you'd pick up, and

688
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 4: then they.

689
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: Get nervous and we have a nice one minute conversation.

690
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 6: But you never hand the phone over to Kurt. You

691
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 6: don't drop it off at Kurd's house and he has

692
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 6: to dances.

693
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 4: The phone during the Great Choar. But I would gladly

694
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 4: give it to him when this crap's over. But we

695
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 4: only have one phone. Mint Mobile gave us the phone

696
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 4: and it's shaped like a banana and.

697
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: The ringtone is the deoh Harry Belafonte.

698
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 6: So this is amazing, the.

699
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 4: Best thing that happened to me. It's my social life

700
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 4: in the Great Choar, It's so cool.

701
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 6: I love it.

702
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: It's up with that potato Curdiebee whimsy.

703
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 6: The world is still magic, full of magic and wims exactly.

704
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 2: We're trying to bring it back little by little.

705
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 6: Love it.

706
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,760
Speaker 2: This is from Boise that made.

707
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 6: Me feel good. Tons of sorry, okay sorry, Back to

708
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 6: the potatoes.

709
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 3: Of tourists are dreaming of staying in a giant Idaho potato.

710
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 3: The coronavirus pandemic forced people to cancel travel plans and

711
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 3: stay at home for months in twenty twenty. Thanks for

712
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 3: letting us know some people.

713
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 6: I heard that.

714
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: I heard about that. I wasn't where it happened in Idaho.

715
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 3: Some people took that time to fantasize about future vacations

716
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 3: they could take and discovered Boise's famous Big Idaho Potato Hotel.

717
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 3: Now tourists can't wait to stay in the twenty eight

718
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 3: foot long Russet burbank potato. This is and it is amazing.

719
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: It is. It's a real potato.

720
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 6: It is probably how can it be a real potato?

721
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 2: It's a for real real potato here. I'll tell you.

722
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,479
Speaker 6: It's like a potato that won this state fair.

723
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: Some toured around.

724
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 3: It, toured around the country because it was so amazing.

725
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 3: Why is Noel is in here? The photo originally here?

726
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 2: The pot here?

727
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 3: It is this There's one sentence. That's the main question

728
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 3: you want to know, is like is it a real potato?

729
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 7: And yeah, And if you want to know why you're

730
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 7: writing for the East Idaho News, we have your answer.

731
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 6: You You don't do any research whatsoever.

732
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: The only thing.

733
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 3: This article is about is about the fact that people

734
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: want to stay in the potato and almost no information

735
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 3: about the fact that a fucking potato is a hotel.

736
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 3: So here's the one sentence. The potato originally traveled around

737
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 3: forty eight states for seven years. According to the listing,

738
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: it was part of the Idaho Potato Commissions, Big Idaho Potato.

739
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: To sure you weren't there, you were everyone.

740
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 3: So I went to the Airbnb listing. We'll we'll post

741
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: these photos. The inside is eerie. It's like all rounded.

742
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 3: It's like a round. It's like you're inside of potato

743
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 3: up front.

744
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 6: Is it brown or is it yellowish white? Like did

745
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 6: it turn?

746
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 7: You know, potatoes turned so quickly when you carve them

747
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 7: out it is or did they like slack it immediately?

748
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 3: They put plaster on the inside, so it's white plaster

749
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 3: on the inside. Oh okay, But the outside just looks

750
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 3: like a fucking huge potato potato door in one side of.

751
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 4: It, absolutely, I would say, in this oh hell yeah,

752
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 4: there's a bed, absolutely, two chains.

753
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 3: I can't wait, a door and like some places for

754
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 3: some books. And then there's a silo that's been turned

755
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 3: into a bathroom.

756
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: Classic.

757
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: But it used to travel around.

758
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 3: What's even funnier is that originally, like they have photographs

759
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 3: of when it was first like dropped off in this

760
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 3: place and it traveled around the country on very similar

761
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 3: to our butt Scottie, Like it's on a giant tractor

762
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 3: trailer and which has a giant sign on that says

763
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 3: it's real, and it's like strapped to this tractor trailer

764
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 3: and it just drove around the country.

765
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 6: I don't think it's crazy to think.

766
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 7: I don't know what year that happening, but I don't

767
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 7: think it's crazy to think that if it ever a

768
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 7: second tour, that you could be hired to be the

769
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,479
Speaker 7: like EMC of that tour.

770
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh.

771
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 7: Like I could definitely see Kurt traveling with that potato

772
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 7: and being like, you know, the spokesperson for Idaho and

773
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 7: the potato commissions.

774
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is so good at hosting Kurt.

775
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 4: You can give him the script and then like the

776
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 4: next day he'll have to do like to the minute.

777
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 4: It is miraculous to me where it'll be like, Okay,

778
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 4: this next part needs to be six minutes of intro,

779
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 4: and then you hand it off and at like five

780
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 4: point forty seven you're like, Okay, you just got the

781
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 4: laugh Will he remember?

782
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: Will he? And then he's just like okay and moves

783
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: it on.

784
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 4: Kurt needs to tour with the Potato House so bad infectious.

785
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 6: It would be infectious, incredible.

786
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 3: I'm in, guy, Yes, I'm in. I sleep in the

787
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 3: Potato at night. I'll give people tours in the day.

788
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 4: Let's do Yeah, let's take it to Bonaru or South

789
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 4: By whatever has podcast comedy.

790
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: If they ever invite us, they probably won't, maybe they will.

791
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 6: You guys could do a bananamobile. Yes, you could have

792
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 6: a banana mobile. Jessica, have you watched that show We're here?

793
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 6: Have you seen any of that show?

794
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 7: No, it's amazing, it's in it's on HBO Max. I

795
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 7: guess maybe it's on regular HBO two. Well, you know

796
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 7: there's some well secretly HBO Max is amazing. It's just

797
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,479
Speaker 7: that for some reason they they it's like they didn't

798
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 7: have enough confidence in what they had when they launched it.

799
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 7: They were like went with those crazy billboards that were

800
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 7: like it's a frog and so this it's it's like,

801
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 7: what makes you think Kermit the frog people are like

802
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 7: sex and the city people are like you know that

803
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,959
Speaker 7: was there like trying to show you how much stuff

804
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 7: they had. But they have the most amazing They have

805
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 7: all the Turner classic movies, so they have like the

806
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 7: most amazing movie library. But those movies go up to

807
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 7: like the nineties, you know what I mean. It's like

808
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 7: there's tons of everything. And they have all these amazing

809
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 7: European shows that I don't know when or why they acquired,

810
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 7: but all this like British programming and stuff. But they

811
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 7: have this show called We're Here, and it's these three

812
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 7: drag queens, Oh Bob the drag Queen, Chandela and Eureka,

813
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 7: and it's not queer Eye. They go there and they

814
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 7: just put on a show. They go there for the

815
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 7: week and they put on a show and it's like

816
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 7: literally the most touching thing, and it's just that's all

817
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 7: it is.

818
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 6: It's very low five.

819
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 7: But really well documentary style, really well shot and stuff,

820
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 7: and it's like surprisingly super moving. But they show up

821
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 7: in their like Chandela mobiles, their prop drag foodmobiles, and

822
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 7: so they drive into literally Twin Falls, Idaho, where one

823
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 7: of these shows take place in like a hot pink

824
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 7: high heel, like each of their Winnebagos are like mobiles,

825
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 7: and so I could definitely see the bananamobile making it

826
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 7: making its way.

827
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 3: To do it, we got to actually just get a Wiener,

828
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: a Wiener mobile and transform it into a bananamobile.

829
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, painted yellow, add a little hat on either end.

830
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 6: You got a banana.

831
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 7: Yeah you we're talking about these novelty items.

832
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 6: But I grew up in.

833
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 7: Newton, Massachusetts, which is exactly just outside of Boston. And

834
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 7: of course I should I should say that I was

835
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 7: an intrepid, you know, teenage reporter of course.

836
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 6: For THEO for the high school paper.

837
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 2: Together like chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

838
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 6: And so U.

839
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 7: One of the one of the hard nosed stories that

840
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 7: I was covered too, it was hired to cover or

841
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 7: put on put on by my editor, was the anniversary

842
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 7: of the fig Newton, which really was invented in Newton, Massachusetts.

843
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 6: It's a good good. It's a is it a cookie?

844
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 6: Is it a biscuit? Exactly? Is it the dessert that

845
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 6: you eat when they won't give you dessert.

846
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: It's an a scape, you know.

847
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's like grandma dessert, like the only thing

848
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 7: you'll when you'll eat anything that has sugar, Like if

849
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 7: your grandmother offered you a sugar cube.

850
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 6: You would eat it anything to make the time passable

851
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 6: and to feel like a treat.

852
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 7: But so I got to cover the anniversary the birthday

853
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 7: of the Fig Newton and they had a huge like

854
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 7: party on the lawn of City Hall, like a big

855
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 7: Fig Newton anniversary party. Of course, So I feel I

856
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 7: feel somewhat of a bond with the Potato people. I

857
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 7: guess I was probably seventeen or eighteen.

858
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 3: Oh nice, that's a Newton party. I just was remembering.

859
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 3: You used to do a show. You used to do

860
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 3: that Masshole show, right and UCB back in the day.

861
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 6: Yes, so Jessica's fucking queer.

862
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 2: Jessica and I had known each other.

863
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 3: We both came up at UCB in the late nineties.

864
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, since the day one, since like twenty.

865
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: First Street, since the original original.

866
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: That was a good that's cool.

867
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: Yes, that was my favorite.

868
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 6: That was maybe my favorite of all the venues.

869
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 2: Ands down me too.

870
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a for for those who don't know,

871
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 3: it was a former strip club and we used to

872
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 3: have classes at nine am on Saturday morning and multiple

873
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: times some crazy drunk man at nine thirty in the morning,

874
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 3: we're doing like zip zap zop and he.

875
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: Just like bursts through the door, just like.

876
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: Where are the women?

877
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 6: It was such a great.

878
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 3: Prof nerds, like doing zip zab zop on a Saturday morning.

879
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 7: Twenty first Street like probably sounds like a decent street

880
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 7: to people, or was it twenty second or twenty first?

881
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 6: Why am I? Okay? But it was one of those.

882
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 7: Streets that's like in Alley Street, Like in New York

883
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 7: there's there are streets that are like the back of

884
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 7: other buildings. Yeah, and so it was like there were

885
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 7: some apartment buildings, but mostly it was like the back

886
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 7: of a grocery store was also next to the theater,

887
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 7: the back of a furniture store, because Chelsea was kind

888
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 7: of like a little bit warehousy back.

889
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 6: In the day.

890
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so you're It's one thing I missed so

891
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 7: much about living in New York and doing improv was

892
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 7: you never ever all you had to do was like

893
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 7: walk down, walk to class. If you just walked to class,

894
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 7: there would be like seven initiations that would present themselves

895
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 7: in New York before you got there, where you're like, oh, yeah,

896
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 7: of course I'm gonna do a scene about you know,

897
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 7: someone pitching themselves on the subway and then asking if

898
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 7: I think I have half my sandwich or you know,

899
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 7: and you're like where do you come up with this stuff?

900
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 7: And it's like you literally just have to open your eyes.

901
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 6: But we had.

902
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 7: Such there was so much interaction with the like vagrant

903
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 7: local like there were so much shenanigans that went on,

904
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 7: and then the parking lot across the street where we

905
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 7: would like warm up and stuff. But you really, because

906
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 7: it was like this weird vagrant d street, you were

907
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 7: always like forced into sketchiness with the local population.

908
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, which then led to sketches. Sketched has led to.

909
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 4: Sketches as bus but runs a view seats yeah fine, perfect, Oh.

910
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody on the same plane. So it's like, don't

911
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 7: sit in front of it behind.

912
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 6: A tall person.

913
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: Impossible. Yeah.

914
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 4: I only saw one show there, and it stuck with

915
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 4: me so much that I was just like, because UCB

916
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 4: a practition's brigade for those as don't know, very famous

917
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 4: sketch theater and improv theater where back in the day

918
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 4: and the nineties to go to UCB was like your

919
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 4: entree into the comedy world, especially in New York. And

920
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 4: I went to one show there when I was pretty young,

921
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 4: maybe like eighteen and just watched it and I was like, oh,

922
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 4: I'm not cut out for this, Like they're doing something

923
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 4: I don't know how to do. I like it was intimidating.

924
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 4: It was a black boxy type of theater and.

925
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, I can't. I'm out. So

926
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 1: I quit comedy.

927
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 2: All right, give us another one, Scotty.

928
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: Okay, this one is so great.

929
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 4: This one I read two days ago and I've been

930
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 4: thinking about it ever since, and I think we're all

931
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 4: going to have a very strong opinion about it. Sent

932
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 4: in by Sammy Checks. Thank you, Sammy Checks. This was

933
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 4: written by Michael Holland at Fox News. We don't like Fox.

934
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 4: They post a lot of dumb stories.

935
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 6: Yes the USA today of the Internet.

936
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but outside of a hotel.

937
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 4: So husband runs cold water over pizza to cool it

938
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 4: down in a bizarre video, and the internet brands him

939
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: a serial killer. According to the man's wife, he's been

940
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 4: doing this since at least college.

941
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 6: Okay, o, god, she married this person.

942
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 4: Thank you first. That is off the headline alone the

943
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 4: wife alone. You go, Oh you sweet, sweet, sweet moron.

944
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 4: There are probably better ways to cool food off. Thanks Michaelza,

945
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 4: like you're.

946
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 2: Lucky if you get it hot. Do you know what

947
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 2: I mean?

948
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 6: I don't remember the time I had a hot pizza.

949
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: A hot pizza pizza.

950
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 3: By the time you get it off the plate and

951
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 3: put it on your plate, it's already cold.

952
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 7: I order a pizza and I literally turn my oven

953
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 7: onto five hundreds the second I ordered the pizza, so

954
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 7: that when the pizza arrives, I can put the pizza

955
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 7: in the oven for like five minutes on a hot

956
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 7: stone or a hot cookie sheet, and just so it'll

957
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 7: be pizza when I eat it.

958
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. Huh, they're probably better.

959
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 7: Last time you had a Domino's pizza, I have to

960
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 7: know either.

961
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure on set, within the last I'm sure

962
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 4: on set late nights on set, I've had it.

963
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 7: I don't mind a Domino's pizza, min dom I don't

964
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 7: know why I've never ordered one. I've never but it's

965
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 7: always something either someone has ordered in bulk or in college. Okay,

966
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 7: but like I don't mind a domino Slice.

967
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 6: I'd love to know if the if the recipe has

968
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 6: changed or if it's still great.

969
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: I think it's the same I used to deliver for Dominoes,

970
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 3: and so I still and I would eat constantly eat

971
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 3: Domino's pizza. And you know what, my I just that

972
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,439
Speaker 3: just reminds me. I've never told this story on hot tub,

973
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 3: my fucking I. So I had my manager at Dominoes

974
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 3: who sold weed, and he was gonna sell me.

975
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 6: Worse already not already, not a true story.

976
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 2: Told me.

977
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: And we used to smoke.

978
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 3: We used to we used to get high so that

979
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 3: all the domino stores are just a big plate glass window.

980
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 3: You can see all the way to the back of

981
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 3: the store.

982
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 6: So there is you can't sit and eat it a Dominoes.

983
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 6: It's only delivery. But what we would that was their model.

984
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, what we would do is stand they have like

985
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 3: they have you know, they have a suction that takes

986
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 3: the heat from the oven out. So there's a big

987
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 3: oven and you.

988
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: Can see it.

989
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: We would stand behind it and then blow pot smoke

990
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 3: over the pizzas as they went by, and then the

991
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: smoke would go up. Fine, But my manager was supposed

992
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: to give me a joint. He was supposed to give

993
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 3: me a joint. He was like, hey, man, I'll give

994
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 3: you a joint if you stay late and work until two.

995
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, I will I wasn't supposed to.

996
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 3: Some guy left, so it's just me delivering pizzas. This

997
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: guy calls in at one fifty eight am, and I'm

998
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: begging him, don't take the order, like, don't take the order.

999
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: He takes the order.

1000
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 3: I'd leave to Joe drop it off at like ten fifteen.

1001
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 6: Or twenty minutes or less.

1002
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 3: I get there. The guy doesn't tip me. It's for

1003
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 3: like five pizzas at two nice fifteen in the morning,

1004
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 3: doesn't tip me. So as I'm driving away, I'm s

1005
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 3: seventeen get I give him the finger out my moon roof.

1006
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 3: But as I'm driving away, like I'm half a block

1007
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 3: away by the time I do it, it was to

1008
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 3: me said, you're.

1009
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: A nice guy.

1010
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 6: You're never gonna flip someone.

1011
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: Eager active rebellion.

1012
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 3: This piece of shit calls the dominoes, tells my manager.

1013
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 3: I get back there and he is like, I should

1014
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 3: fire you, but instead, I'm not gonna give you that

1015
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: joint I told you I was gonna give you, and

1016
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 3: I was just like, this is ten times worse than

1017
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 3: getting fired.

1018
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: This is the only thing I had to look.

1019
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 6: Forward to it my life.

1020
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 7: You're gonna give me, you should fire me. You're selling

1021
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 7: fucking weed out of the back of down.

1022
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: You that fucking piece of ship. He was also hex boyfriend,

1023
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 2: so I think probably trying to give.

1024
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 6: Me the I think he's a member of Congress.

1025
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: Now you got him dunking on them.

1026
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 4: Jessica chapping dunking on Congress.

1027
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 6: Oh man, the crazy We interrupted.

1028
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 3: You so many times, Scottie finished, I'm.

1029
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1030
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: That's what the POD's about. It's about having fun with

1031
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: your friends.

1032
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 4: So they're probably better ways to cool food off. Nobody,

1033
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 4: and I mean nobody likes biting into a piping hot

1034
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 4: slice of pizza and burning the top of their mouth.

1035
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 4: One man's method of cooling down his pizza, however, has

1036
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 4: made him Internet famous for all the wrong reasons. In

1037
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 4: a post that appeared on Reddit's Unpopular Opinions board, a

1038
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 4: woman claimed her husband pours cold water on his pizza

1039
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 4: to cool it down.

1040
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 6: Posting, setting me in my bones.

1041
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 7: Wait to see the videos getting the pizza is getting soggy?

1042
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yes, wait wait till you see the

1043
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 4: video it is. You will rip your eyes out. So

1044
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 4: posting under the name Daddy Ravioli, the woman.

1045
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 6: Not a pizza guy.

1046
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Daddy Rabs. Ask how he cools his Ravioli.

1047
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 2: Doesn't wait, she's Daddy Rabs.

1048
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, she's Daddy Ravioli. Here we go.

1049
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 4: The woman titled her post, my husband believes running pizza

1050
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 4: underwater to cool it down is acceptable. The now viral

1051
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 4: post continues, not my opinion, but my husband. In college,

1052
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 4: my and I would make oven pizzas and he would

1053
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 4: run his slices. It is so insane. He would run

1054
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 4: his slices under the water to cool it down faster.

1055
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 4: He says it didn't change the taste and was still good.

1056
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 4: She also showed a video on imager, which is since

1057
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 4: circulated on Twitter. I've heard of it, in which a

1058
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 4: man can be seen clearly. I mean, this video is

1059
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 4: so disturbing, clearly running water from the faucet over a

1060
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 4: slice of pizza. The method did not prove to be

1061
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 4: popular among Reddit users, who didn't shy away from sharing

1062
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 4: their most honest opinions. One commenter wrote, not all marriages

1063
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: are worth saving, and another one commented, get out of

1064
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 4: your house now. Your husband is a serial killer. We're

1065
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 4: gonna post this video if we can. I don't know,

1066
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 4: tech Kurt. If you can figure this out post.

1067
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 7: It's such a simple I agree. I agree with the

1068
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 7: second poster that there is a straight line between Like,

1069
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 7: to me, that is the same as people that torture

1070
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 7: animals and then later murder people. Yes, you know, you

1071
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 7: know how that for cereal killers. This to me is

1072
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 7: like there's something very wrong with that person's brain.

1073
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the and what if this then what exactly?

1074
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1075
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is he mention he was making?

1076
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 7: She says they were oven pizzas they were making, so

1077
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 7: technically he had control over the temperature.

1078
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 6: Or the pizza that was being cooked.

1079
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 7: It's cooked it on two hundred for twenty five minutes

1080
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 7: instead of it three fifty for fifteen minutes.

1081
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: He's so bizarre, it's almost just not normal.

1082
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 3: It's almost like he reminds me of like a dog

1083
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 3: who has a piece of food that's too hot and

1084
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 3: he has to pour water on it because otherwise he's

1085
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 3: just gonna take something that's burning hot and go and

1086
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 3: burn his throat going down because he won't stop eating it.

1087
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 3: Like that's used to be the kind of person he is,

1088
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 3: so this is just his stop gap to make sure

1089
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 3: that doesn't happen.

1090
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, or like maybe his mother used to do this

1091
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 7: to food and he was growing up, you know, like,

1092
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 7: oh you can't this is too hot. You can't eat

1093
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 7: it with like I don't know, a stem of broccoli.

1094
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 7: So maybe she would just put things under the water.

1095
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,959
Speaker 7: And he was like dumbbell who was like.

1096
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 6: Pizzas, So that's hot can be made cold through water.

1097
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 4: Just so, Jessica, what you just said is what my

1098
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 4: brain did exactly. It's those little things and relationships and

1099
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 4: when you find out that they're like part of a family,

1100
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 4: like a minor family ritual or tradition or whatever.

1101
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: I dated a girl.

1102
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 4: When I was living in Brooklyn and she only took baths.

1103
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 4: She didn't take showers, she never took she only took

1104
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,959
Speaker 4: bath now in New York.

1105
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: That I don't know.

1106
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Speaker 7: Wow, I didn't know you dated it, like you know

1107
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 7: Edith Wharton prostitute.

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00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.

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00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 4: In a French prostitute from the nineteen thirties, sex worker,

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00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 4: sex worker.

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00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 6: Sorry, They would boil the water.

1112
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 7: Her hair was like piled, you know, a tendril rraine.

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00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: It was great.

1114
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 3: He would have to just pull hot water off the

1115
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 3: stove and dump it in next to her.

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00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 6: Into her cowboy tub.

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00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was a giant tortoise shell turned upside down,

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00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 4: and I would run pot after pot of scalding hot

1119
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,479
Speaker 4: water in and then rub her down with a big oil,

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00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 4: big seed oil.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So, so I didn't know this because in New York,

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Speaker 4: you know, we didn't live together. We never lived together obviously,

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00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 4: but uh, you know, we would meet for dates. So

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00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 4: she had already pre bathed and I had pre showered.

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00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 4: And so it was only when we started spending the

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00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 4: night over each other's apartments a lot more, andmate had

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Speaker 4: a few roommates, and we actually had a nice bathtub

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00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 4: in mind, but she had one of those New York ones,

1130
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 4: which are about like four feet long.

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00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: And I was going to.

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Speaker 6: Say, there is no greater punishment. I love taking a bath.

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00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 7: Some people believe, why would you take a bath? It's

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00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 7: it's just you're sluicing around in dirty water. I love bathing,

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00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 7: but in New York, you literally it is an impossibility

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Speaker 7: because everything is a junior bathtub.

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Speaker 6: You wouldn't watch a dog in these times.

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00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.

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00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 4: So I found out, and because she would like, she

1140
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 4: starts spending the night more and she would take baths,

1141
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is crazy.

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00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: And then I was like, do you only take baths?

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00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 6: And not because you had three other male roommates.

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00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: And thank god? And weird?

1145
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 4: I am pretty clean, like I would like clean the

1146
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 4: bathroom more than your Joe Joe mulch. So I was like, oh,

1147
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 4: that's weird. And at first it was like, whatever, it

1148
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 4: doesn't matter. Whatever she does in her own time, I

1149
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 4: don't really care. She smells great, we're gangbusters, we're having fun.

1150
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 4: And then I finally was like do your does your

1151
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 4: family take showers? And she's like, no, they all take baths.

1152
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 4: And then I started to be like here we go.

1153
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 4: Now it's getting strange. But when we would travel together

1154
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 4: and stuff. We went to Niagara Falls once and did

1155
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 4: those kind of like drivy trips when you're in New York.

1156
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 4: I would always rent hotels that had like novelty tubs,

1157
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 4: like heart shaped tubs or giant plane.

1158
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 6: Superman of course my dream.

1159
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 4: And then we could get it together, and then it

1160
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 4: was oh, now we're relating, Now we're bonding, We're gonna

1161
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 4: have a life together. No, I was exactly obs like

1162
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 4: there's a ticking clock on. So we went she was

1163
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 4: from North Carolina and we went down to our family's

1164
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 4: like lake house or it was like on a sound

1165
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 4: or something, and it was this big cabin.

1166
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: It was really cool and like we're we're wakeboarding.

1167
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 4: And we're we're jumping off and we're drinking on tubes

1168
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 4: and we're having fun. And so they had an outdoor shower.

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00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,919
Speaker 4: And I was probably the only person in the history

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00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 4: of this family to ever use this thing.

1171
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: So I take an outdoor shower. I love an outdoor outdoor.

1172
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 6: So amazing the best.

1173
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: And then I go down.

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00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 4: So they had given us the whole basement, which was

1175
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 4: like set up for family to come over. So there's

1176
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 4: like one room that all these bunk beds and all

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00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 4: these there's our room, and so we basically had like

1178
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 4: an apartment to our And I go down the stairs

1179
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I had previously showered, and I hear

1180
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 4: the jacuzzie downstairs on and I walk in and her

1181
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 4: dad is in the jacuzzie, just the dad downstairs I

1182
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 4: think there was, and he was like, this is and

1183
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 4: so I it was something like I think he said

1184
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 4: I forgot to lock the door. I was like, oh

1185
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 4: my god. And then I backed out. I go, yeah,

1186
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 4: me too, sorry and hung up. So I think I

1187
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 4: forgot to doctor the door.

1188
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, And then at that exact moment, I'm like,

1189
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: I'm out of here, and I think we broke up

1190
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: three weeks later.

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00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 4: It was so it's weird, but it was just like

1192
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 4: nothing wrong with a bath but it was the smallest

1193
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 4: character trait that just absolutely drove a wedge and me

1194
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 4: being like, I don't even want to be like can.

1195
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: We try to shower?

1196
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 4: Like is that a It was just built into the

1197
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 4: family fabric and I hit the I hit the F

1198
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 4: train and went on back to windsor twoall.

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Speaker 6: Is it the only weird thing? Or was there another?

1200
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 6: Was it a was it it was the gateway to

1201
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 6: other weird other than her father feeling he could bathe

1202
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 6: in your bathroom? Were you're in your court?

1203
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the only weird thing, but it was

1204
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 4: also a year. It was probably a six month relationship,

1205
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 4: so it wasn't I didn't really get to there in

1206
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 4: New York. Dating in New York is like you meet

1207
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 4: somewhere else, you have you have dinner, you see a show,

1208
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 4: and then you don't see each other for forty Yeah.

1209
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 7: You got to you got to go wakeboarding in North

1210
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 7: Carolina that's yeah cool.

1211
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 4: Oh, no regrets. I mean it was very fun. But

1212
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 4: small things, the small things out of.

1213
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 6: The yeah, creepy.

1214
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

1215
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: All right, guys, we've come to the end.

1216
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 2: We've come to.

1217
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 6: How can it be?

1218
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 3: I will tease everyone one last little thing and then

1219
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 3: we can get out of here.

1220
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: Scott, you're not going to fucking believe this, Yes I will.

1221
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 3: Jess are you aware that the Dave Matthews band dumped

1222
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 3: all of their ship onto a off a bridge in Chicago,

1223
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 3: onto a whole boat of architectural tour passengers? Wait what yeah?

1224
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 3: So they were it was their tour bus. We did

1225
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: this story a couple of weeks ago, their tour bus

1226
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 3: with two things.

1227
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 6: Like at the height of Dave Matthew When was this?

1228
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's not yeah, that's that to me is they're

1229
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 7: too old to be behaving in that way.

1230
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 2: It was the driver of the bus. He didn't mean

1231
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 2: to us.

1232
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 7: It was like when it was like when a plane

1233
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 7: flies by and empties the toilet.

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00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 3: He was emptying that because he saw it was a

1235
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 3: graded a graded bridge that they were driving.

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00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 7: Oh, I for sure thought they were all drunk standing

1237
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 7: on a bridge and thought it would be funny to

1238
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 7: throw other ship on which I which I was like, Wow,

1239
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 7: I'd never thought those guys were that interesting.

1240
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: We got a lot more interesting.

1241
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 7: It made me want to re evaluate the whole cannon

1242
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 7: of Dave Matthews.

1243
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 3: Well this is this is a beautiful, beautiful uh ps

1244
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 3: PostScript to that story. This was sent in by Melody Painter.

1245
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 3: Thank you, mechan This is from blog called Backwards and

1246
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: in High Heels And this is this Ginger Rogers story.

1247
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 3: I think her name is Lynn, right, isn't that the quote?

1248
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the quote is.

1249
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 3: Ginger Rogers did everything Frond of Star I did Backwards

1250
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 3: in an Heels, which is true. So, uh, this woman

1251
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 3: was pregnant at the time.

1252
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 4: Uh uh.

1253
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 3: She she gets nauseous very easily, gets nauseous all the time,

1254
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 3: constantly nauseous. And she was driving in Chicago with her family,

1255
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 3: and uh, she was looking she was looking at herself

1256
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 3: in the rear view mirror and noticing that, like her

1257
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 3: pregnancy hair was like super beautiful, and she like literally

1258
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 3: turns to her husband and says, look at these curls, like,

1259
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 3: my hair is beautiful right now. And at that moment,

1260
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: she happened to be driving behind the Dave Matthews tour bus.

1261
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 2: They opened up.

1262
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 3: Shit starts hitting the street. They drive straight through it.

1263
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 3: It splashes up underneath her car. She smells it. She

1264
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 3: starts vomiting out the window while still driving, and then

1265
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: the the vomit because of the wind and everything gets

1266
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 3: into her hair. So then she continually smooth the vomit

1267
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 3: so she can so that she she's vomiting constantly and

1268
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 3: crying and her husband's just screaming at her, pull the

1269
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 3: fucking car over because she's still driving the car.

1270
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 2: Oh so fine, And then.

1271
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 6: She's throwing up from the smell of her own throw up.

1272
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 2: So it was justice, and then she finally pulls over,

1273
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 2: and it wasn't.

1274
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,959
Speaker 3: It wasn't until like three days later that they found

1275
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 3: out that it was Dave Matthew's band that did it.

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01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 6: They should have they should have sued for damages.

1277
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 2: It's a really an amazing story. Anyway, what do you

1278
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 2: want to plug, Jessica, I don't know.

1279
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 7: I do have a podcast that I do as an

1280
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 7: alter ego character whatever you want to call it, Ask

1281
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 7: Rana with Rona and Brian, which I do with Brian

1282
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 7: Sofie of Throwing Shade or Attitudes, fame, and also groceries.

1283
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 7: They do an awesome groceries podcast him and Aaron Gibson

1284
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 7: where they talk about grocery stores and stuff. It's pretty

1285
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:21,439
Speaker 7: grow fabulous. So I'll just plug their podcast. But Ask

1286
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 7: Rona comes out every Tuesday, and we have a regular

1287
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 7: one and a Patreon and it's pretty great. We're having

1288
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 7: a lot of fun. We just had Conan O'Brien on

1289
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 7: and Andy Slavitt, who don't know if you know who

1290
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 7: he is, but he does the all the pandemic stuff

1291
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 7: and was just announced to be in the Luckily, I mean,

1292
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 7: we didn't know when we booked him, but he's gonna

1293
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 7: be working for Biden for a few.

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01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 6: Cool months working on the plan.

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01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 7: But then we also have crazy comedian types like Cara

1296
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 7: and Lisa from that. As for you, yeah, and hopefully

1297
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 7: you guys someday we have all the time for us.

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01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: We will be We have nothing.

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01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 7: My life is apod You just come visit us in

1300
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 7: the carriage house. I'll hit you up on the banana

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01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 7: on the banana mobile and on the banana phone and yeah,

1302
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 7: the banana mobile, not to be confused with the banana mobile.

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01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you so much, Jessica, and thanks.

1304
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 6: For having me.

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01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: This was awesome, the best bananas. This has been an

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01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: exactly right production.

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01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan.

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01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 2: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 4: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 4: where we post stories every day and things that we

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01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 4: don't cover on the podcast.

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