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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I am

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Speaker 1: your guest host, Chris Alvarado. Yes, that Kevin Pollock. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's that? I do end shocked at the amount of

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Speaker 1: work that I do not book considering all of my experience,

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Speaker 1: my looks, and my connections. But I digress. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemishall we in no particular orders. Say hello to

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Speaker 1: Jackie Gonzalez, to Ruth the Electric Eel Electric Eel of

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Speaker 1: the east Side. Is your husband a good dancer? Yeah

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Speaker 1: he is, he is. We used to go out dancing

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Speaker 1: a lot before you know the pandemic hit. What do

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Speaker 1: you do? But we have a great I should put it.

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Speaker 1: I should show it somehow for the for the patreon um.

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Speaker 1: But we have a great photo from a wedding, from

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Speaker 1: someone else's wedding that like that bride framed for me

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Speaker 1: and it's us, just like dancing Nasty on the dance

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Speaker 1: for I love the idea of you and your husband dancing. No,

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Speaker 1: that sounds weird. I love the idea of watching Pat

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Speaker 1: Babbitt dance nasty is a just dropped his name up.

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Speaker 1: Look over there, everybody, It is James Heeny, Vixen of Venice.

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Speaker 1: Are you a good swimmer. I'm an excellent swimmer. When

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Speaker 1: I was in high school, I beat the state champion

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Speaker 1: in a swimming race, but I never actually competed myself.

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Speaker 1: But in all fairness, he said that it was because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't using whatever forms they have to do and

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Speaker 1: I used the side of the pool to push off.

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Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of things that made me a cheater.

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Speaker 1: All I remember was I beat him, So that was that, James,

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Speaker 1: I love this as a movie idea, where like the

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Speaker 1: professional swimmer with all you know, the all like the

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's swim gear, and then you

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Speaker 1: the roughneck right, just coming in just like natural born abilities. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I'm still friends if I should

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Speaker 1: find out what exactly it was. I broke some sort

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Speaker 1: of rules where he was like, well, yeah, you beat me,

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Speaker 1: but like we're when you're doing swim races, you're not

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Speaker 1: allowed to just do whatever you want to get to

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Speaker 1: the other side. It was like, well that's how I roll.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of rolling, can we please welcome Gary Anthony Williams.

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Speaker 1: You must have read about me doing that tuck and

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Speaker 1: roll competition when I was eight that viper of the valley.

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Speaker 1: Can you name a comedy hero of yours growing up?

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Speaker 1: Growing up comedy hero? I don't know if he was comedy,

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Speaker 1: but uh, rich Little I used to love to watch

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Speaker 1: do impersonations. Rich Little was his name, and he did. Man.

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Speaker 1: That man. He could open his mouth and you expected

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Speaker 1: his sound to come out of his mouth, but it

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Speaker 1: sounded like somebody else had got in his Have you heard,

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Speaker 1: by the way, Chris. I have a movie call Baby

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Speaker 1: as You Talking that's gonna be coming out this fall.

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Speaker 1: And it's like I can at my baby talking, and

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Speaker 1: I think my baby get hi, my baby talking about I.

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Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know if other people get him

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Speaker 1: my baby talking. It's called babies. You're talking? Okay, thank you. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll look out for that baby. And I say this

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Speaker 1: a lot a lot in it? Baby, Is you talking

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Speaker 1: a lot? I said a lot in the movie and Less.

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Speaker 1: But let James handle your tech if you think him least.

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Speaker 1: It's Joey Greer many mumbling Miami mice get gets nothing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean nada? Actually okay, I'll take you know. This

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Speaker 1: is something really personal. I don't want to bring this up,

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Speaker 1: but I man because nothing I do. I do want

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Speaker 1: for one thing, and it's kind of universal wanted. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's no, Jackie, it's not definition inside my bicep. Now

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Speaker 1: that's not what I want. What I do want is, um,

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Speaker 1: I want my feet removed and I want all right,

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Speaker 1: email at gmail dot com. That's alchemy this. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is exciting for me. Okay, I love this first scene suggestion.

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Speaker 1: It comes from Patreon alchemaniac Joseph, who simply wrote, pharmacy,

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Speaker 1: let's go number five, number five please? That's me, David. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they oh girl, Hey, yeah, I know where we went together. Hey.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing, girl? I'm I'm I'm doing pretty well.

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Speaker 1: You look amazing. You know. The doctors can't figure out

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Speaker 1: what it is. Uh, they checked my muscle definition yesterday

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Speaker 1: they said, I have the muscle definition of someone at

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Speaker 1: least three years younger than me. My bone structure, it said,

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Speaker 1: my bone structure is I'm gonna read this to you now.

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Speaker 1: Your bone structure is stella. How can I do for you? Baby? Girl?

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Speaker 1: You look your hair looked literally the same as the

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Speaker 1: last time I saw you, and I just stopped growing

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Speaker 1: after high school. It was it was weird, but I

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Speaker 1: said a lot of money on haircuts. It picked a

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Speaker 1: perfect place to stop growing. I tell you that right now, Caroline,

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? I'm a pharmacist. Now, girl,

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Speaker 1: I have a a rash? Is what party about it?

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Speaker 1: It's like lower stomach, lower tummy. M it's pretty low.

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Speaker 1: Step no, no, just step into it. So what do

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Speaker 1: you mean are you like dating now? I mean that

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Speaker 1: was honestly incredible and like usually the rash of supers

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Speaker 1: were painful, but it felt like his hands on there.

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Speaker 1: It felt like I don't. I mean, maybe it's because

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Speaker 1: was like an electric connection. I don't know connection. I

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Speaker 1: saw him that once, um at that guy's funeral, that

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Speaker 1: guy that was on the football team. Um, and then

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Speaker 1: he got it was like a really hard hit because yeah, Braxton,

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Speaker 1: I saw him at that funeral, and I was tuned

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Speaker 1: nervous to say hi. I thought maybe he wouldn't know me.

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Speaker 1: And then and then he's rubbing lotion on my I mean,

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Speaker 1: let's be real. Yeah, no, outer uterus. It's like almost that,

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Speaker 1: you know, and so like he just did this, like

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Speaker 1: you did this right there. Everybody's the back room, alright, students.

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Speaker 1: Students pay attention to So we're just talking to students,

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Speaker 1: because students, you cannot spell the words studios without mostly spelling. Students.

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Speaker 1: Please listen on the screen you'll see did I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: Mr McCarthy, Did I hear a moan from you? Or

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Speaker 1: a sign? I am sorry? I just this is boring.

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Speaker 1: What am I African to need? The human body? Number one,

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Speaker 1: you're using it right now. Look around you, Look around you,

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Speaker 1: look around you. Everybody in here has a human body.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to study not only the inner utero. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I could make an argument that I actually don't have

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Speaker 1: a human body. Because I was four, something happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I was taken open to the moon and I came

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Speaker 1: back not myself. All right, then class is officially dismissed.

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Speaker 1: Different Wait wait, hold on, some of us are here

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Speaker 1: to learn, too late, too late to learn. Now she's

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Speaker 1: been taken up unto the moon, and she can prove

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Speaker 1: she doesn't have a human body. That means what I

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Speaker 1: universe is absolutely useful. Uh. Classes are joined. Go do

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Speaker 1: whatever you students normally do. Classes are joined, So say that.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? I am looking for, um, a pharmacist that

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Speaker 1: can Uh. Is there somebody that can help you with

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Speaker 1: a private miss? Did you take a number? Did you

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Speaker 1: take a number? I did take a number. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just this is I've got a fifteen minute work break. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and then i'd have to use my lunch break, which

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Speaker 1: Number four, number four, number four. No, that's not true.

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Speaker 1: You're not like you can't be number four. Shut up? Okay,

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Speaker 1: just gonna help you. How can I help you? Listen,

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Speaker 1: I've got um there's a rash, it's itchy. Oh she's

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Speaker 1: off today. What I know you're looking for? And he's

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Speaker 1: off today? What can you do? They can you put

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Speaker 1: the clam on my hand and then the cram on

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Speaker 1: your rash and you feel electricity. He's off today. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'll have one filet mignon, and can I get the

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Speaker 1: side of the mashed potatoes? Of course? How would that

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Speaker 1: the mash potatoes cooked, not um mashed, the medium rare, rare?

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Speaker 1: How would that your potatoes? I'm sorry you're talking to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought she was still talking to Caroline. Please, David, sorry,

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Speaker 1: how would I like? How would I like my I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I got I literally got lost in in her

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Speaker 1: out of that. I love that. You know what's so great?

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Speaker 1: I when I dropped off the water, you looked a

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Speaker 1: little older. You look a little younger right now. I

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Speaker 1: just I literally, I literally just came from the doctor,

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Speaker 1: everything is fine. The doctor says that I'm a little

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Speaker 1: younger than I was yesterday. You know that song? I

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Speaker 1: love you more today than yesterday, not as much as tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Somehow that applies. Uh, how do I want my potatoes?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Brian, don't look now, but my ex

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Speaker 1: is sitting at that table over there, the pharmacist. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, we only had relations in the office

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Speaker 1: and now he's like out in public. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I no I want. I asked for it, besidically asked.

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Speaker 1: Did you work at the pharmacy? Well no, I had

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Speaker 1: a problem with my with my my butt problem. No

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Speaker 1: I never Hi, can we get two more? Sorry? The

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Speaker 1: card was declined two more? Please? I'm just before I

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Speaker 1: why did you run the card before we were talking?

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Speaker 1: We always do that when it's over three hundred? We are?

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Speaker 1: We past three already well passed. I'm gonna need another card.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? What is what? What is that gentleman ordering

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Speaker 1: over there, the one in the lab coat who looks

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Speaker 1: younger than he actually is. He ordered a rare mashed potatoes?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? He what? He what? I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a card if you can give him this note from me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, all right, and I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a card. We do not hold on. I need a

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Speaker 1: car now and I just wanted to We do not

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Speaker 1: take discover, so um, could you maybe I should just

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Speaker 1: then I can just call the number and maybe I'll

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Speaker 1: just straighten it out with the bank. Excuse me, I'm

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Speaker 1: almost une washing my hands. You don't you can just

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Speaker 1: wait a little bit for the sink. I just it's

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Speaker 1: But I'm almost done. So when when I'm done, you

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Speaker 1: can rash. You can take Excuse me, I'm sorry I

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Speaker 1: didn't say anything. It sounded like you just said rash

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Speaker 1: like I have a rash. Why would I say that?

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Speaker 1: It's okay, I don't know your phone left. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: need your card when you when you come out, they

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Speaker 1: need you outside. That's it's actually I'll lock the door

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Speaker 1: for a little privacy. I know what you're I know

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Speaker 1: what you're up to. Really close to me? Who are you?

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Speaker 1: Did you just censor yourself? I'll tell you. I am okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm your worst nightmare. Did you just sensor yourself? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're doing, right, okay? Fine? Why where where

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Speaker 1: did he touch you? What where did he touch you?

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Speaker 1: My father? That's wild? Yes, So, I mean we're just

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Speaker 1: celebrating the anniversary. Right, you pop over here, you get

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Speaker 1: the mash potatoes. We got the mashed potatoes too, right,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just thinking about myself. Then we gotta know

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Speaker 1: this guy. We gotta know this guy. I got mine Rare,

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Speaker 1: I got mine bred. Excuse me, my my lady friend

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Speaker 1: for you. Okay, okay, hold on. We need those questions

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Speaker 1: to be written down then dictated to me in a voicemail. Alright, individuals,

419
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: hold down, how do I need to get them to you?

420
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,959
Speaker 1: You need to write those down. An individual that has

421
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: been designated by the court should dictate them in a

422
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: voicemail sent to me. Okay, Now, my office are only

423
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: from nine am am. All right, So you got about

424
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Speaker 1: a fifteen in a window, give or take what. I'm

425
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: gonna be there, all right now, every snack, Well, I'm

426
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,199
Speaker 1: glad you came to see me. Um, your face is

427
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: a little odd. Um, But I wouldn't say it's I

428
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't say it's something dangerous. No, I didn't expect it

429
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: to be dangerous. But is it funny looking? Sure? Sure

430
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: you're not laughing, um, I said, because I've done all

431
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: my laughing this afternoon. I finished it up before the

432
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: laders shift. Now I'm gonna write you a prescription. Okay,

433
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: now this. Do you have access to the internet. Yeah, nicely,

434
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: I have access to the internet on my phone. This

435
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: is even better, even better. You don't even need this prescription? Then, well,

436
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: what can I have it? You want it just for fun?

437
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 1: That's weird. Well, no, I just don't know what it

438
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: is like. Oh, I'll just tell you. I'll just tell you,

439
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: so put your phone out, okay, oh ship, is that

440
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: an android? Of course it's an android. It's desire. Thank

441
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: you for visiting me in the hospital. I aren't really

442
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: fucked up. When the judge went mad and then everyone

443
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: was just going crazy. Someone took a tetherball pole and

444
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: it was a strong man and was just swinging it

445
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: around like Amazon. I broke three ribs, fractured my wrist.

446
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: You don't look good, but I feel amazing. Shut up.

447
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: You listened. I listened. I listened to that podcast. Okay.

448
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: Can we just talk quickly? Like, okay, who's your favorite

449
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: go one? Richard? What Richard? Oh no, I don't think

450
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: you listened to the right podcast. Wait a second. It

451
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: was like a murder mystery. I'm sorry, but your time

452
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: has ended for the Internet. If you want to purchase

453
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: more time, you're gonna have to either buy a coffee

454
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: or I don't drink coffee. I told you I don't

455
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: drink coffee. Okay, okay, could I could? I just can

456
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: I just pay for the time on the computer? You can,

457
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: but we'd prefer if you bought a coffee. Daryl, would

458
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: you please just hurry this guy along. There's a line

459
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: building up behind I don't want the line behind me.

460
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: These are medical things that I'm looking at in the computer. Okay,

461
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: so just give me five minutes of privacy. Your time

462
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: is expired. If you want more Internet, you're gonna have

463
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: to buy a coffee. It's just that if I get

464
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: up to get the coffee, one of these assholes behind

465
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: me you can't take my seat, and then they're gonna

466
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: see all my medical records. Don't you see the problem.

467
00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams, Any Williams, I'm an actor, have a seat.

468
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for responding to the subpoena in a timely fashion.

469
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: Of course. I'm sorry. By the way, I'm I have

470
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: a hot um stand up set tonight, so I'm a

471
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: little on right now. I hope that doesn't bug you. Um,

472
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: I don't really understand what you're talking about. Now listen,

473
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: I will be recording this deposition, if that's okay with you. Yeah,

474
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: speaking of deposition. Uh like I was dating this French

475
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: girl and she used the word deposition, right, Mr Gary

476
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: Anthony Williams. Um it, I have the numbers in front

477
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: of me. Okay, listen. A lot of people have been

478
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: quote unquote losing their minds um off their rockers, going berserkers,

479
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: and these are all specifically specifically podcast. What's the podcast?

480
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,479
Speaker 1: It's you. It's you, sir. It's when you guess on

481
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: a podcast, people lose their ship. Okay, I'm just gonna

482
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: say it's okay, that's recording. What do you have to

483
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: say for yourself? Not a lot. To be honest with you,

484
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: I was gonna break into some of my stand up routine.

485
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: You're hurting people I know, oh you know that. Of course,

486
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: I know you're sick. Mother, I'm Gary. Baby, Look, you're

487
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: gonna have to come up with a new set. I mean,

488
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: everyone saw the deposition tape, but we just can't film

489
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,479
Speaker 1: it for your owner. I mean, that's just how it is,

490
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: so just because they saw it. I can't reuse this stuff,

491
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I can't reuse the stuff of that.

492
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: And that was gold that I gave in my deposition.

493
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: I can't reuse that dollar has been melted down and

494
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: it's been used to make some kind of horseshoe. Alright,

495
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: so you can't use it anymore. Do you catch what

496
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying? I do. But you know how long it

497
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: took me to get that that high hour I had?

498
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: You know how long it took me to build that.

499
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, Gary, Come no time, brother, I got this.

500
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Listen, Baby, I know you were

501
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: a junior agent, but I'm the top agent here. Okay,

502
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: to make some changes, baby, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

503
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: First of all, those shoes, Okay, no more laces. It's

504
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: the year of the loafer, you understand, baby. Alright, sliding there.

505
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: We've got some here, Christina. Can you bring in the loafers? Alright?

506
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: Couple other things, Okay, hair do, hair do. It's a

507
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: dry look this year, baby, dry. Look. You gotta get

508
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: rid of that pommade. No showers, the loafers, thank you,

509
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: But I just want to make it clear, this is

510
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: my last loafer run. No, Christina, don't say that you're

511
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: you're a star baby. Tell them, baby, Christina, when you

512
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: go in there to day. If these motherfuckers try to

513
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: get you to deliver a shoe, you look your grass

514
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: out of there. You understand what I'm saying. I got

515
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: your back, girl, Thank you. You know what. You're free.

516
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: I don't working a fucking dsw You don't work a

517
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: foot locker. Baby, Christina, where's all this heat coming from.

518
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: You've been talking to that crazy janitor. Crazy janitor. He's

519
00:32:54,920 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: the love of my life. Oh baby, talk to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

520
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: go on, Christina. I'm good, earl, I'm good, Christina. Alright, Christina, look,

521
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: look all right, I understand what this is all about. Christina.

522
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: You said you have ideas, you said you had projects

523
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: you want to pitch. I told you i'd give you

524
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: the time. Of day. I haven't done that yet. Now's

525
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: your time. Now is your time? What are you? What

526
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: are you watching? What are you listening to? Podcast? And

527
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: one podcast only? All right? The murder Mystery. It's about

528
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: a man named Richard who goes missing and has found

529
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: in a giant hole in Nevada. He makes seventy four,

530
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: but he's actually twenty three. You think that the sun

531
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: would have aged him, but actually it was a weird agent,

532
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: liquid agent that he was made to drink by alien

533
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: shot to the moon. You'll sit down. I noticed, look

534
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: all swollen, but my funeral crincht and said he's tinny lover's.

535
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if my my bones are broken, but

536
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: I got all these tiny bones. But there, that's what.

537
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: That's why you're here, buddy. Sit on. Let me see.

538
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 1: Let me take a look at those feet. Let's see

539
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: if we can't get the loafers off. Hold on, no, no, no, no,

540
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: no no no no hold on. Let me call Jackson

541
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 1: to help. Hey, easy, two words, easy, let me call

542
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: Jackson to help. Jackson get in here. Oh my god. Alright, alright,

543
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: Elve's got his foot in a situation with some tiny loafers.

544
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: Thereat his bones is broken. I want to help him,

545
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: but these shoes stuck on the show. Oh I got

546
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,919
Speaker 1: I got our surgical sisters. We can cut those load first,

547
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: right off? I mean the way my foots art right now,

548
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: it's disgusted, and just cut these away. Oh the skin,

549
00:34:55,120 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: the skin was folding. Okay, okay, takes shallow breaths. Should

550
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: I try to cut the other loafer off? Stuff? Landon?

551
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for our meeting for over five minutes.

552
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: You know, you know Julia Roberts doesn't like to wait.

553
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: You know she doesn't like to wait. Are you you

554
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: calling me by my first name? Now? Christina? Baby, I'm

555
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: the top agean here. Well, baby, I've got Julia robertson

556
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: there waiting, and she's disturbed. She's hearing a bunch of

557
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: people yelling in other rooms. People sounds like people are

558
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: getting sought in half, and she's freaking out. She's about

559
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: to leave. You're about to leave the biggest client. Alright, alright, alright, baby, alright, alright.

560
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: Gives her a message for me. Okay, but it needs

561
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: to be I'm gonna voice record it and then you

562
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: you read it out loud to her. Okay, Okay, are

563
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: dead movies Dead. She can do TV, so she can

564
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: do TV. It didn't need you to dictate that it

565
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: was a voice memoi. I could hear it. And that's

566
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: our second scene, scene three. Everybody is from Patreon v

567
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: I p jesse Hahn, who wrote, Hello, Alchemists. I'd like

568
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: to see a zen temple dealing with their new neighbors

569
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: and all the crazy characters and l A pot Shop

570
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: might be home to Never Stop. Yes, the answer you

571
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: didn't write, but I have read it a couple of times,

572
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: and so what I'm gathering. What I'm deducing here is

573
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: that there's a zen temple next to an l A

574
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: pot shop and they got to deal with the people there.

575
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: Jesse Han ends this by saying, never stop alchemy ink hmm, okay,

576
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: keeping Oh oh the window? Could you close the window

577
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: so fucking high? I'll close high. The fucking window is closed.

578
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: Let's go in the window. Don't you try to shut

579
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: find find your own. It's just this shatter man, shatter try.

580
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: I want me to try it. Uh did you say

581
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: did you say used me? I'm sorry you too. I

582
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: don't know if you could step away from this window.

583
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: But despite the fact, I guess it's because we have

584
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: very thin walls. We are hearing your conversation inside of

585
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: our meditations. But if you hurt, if you heard that

586
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: he was trying to tell I couldn't quite hear what

587
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: he was saying, something about shadowing. Yeah, do you want

588
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: to try some shatter? I will it get you guys

589
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: to move to the other side of the building so

590
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: that it's not right next to a window? Sure? Yeah, yeah,

591
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: all right? Does it need to be this beautane lighter?

592
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: What is what's going on here? Yeah? Ship man? He

593
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: did the whole block man's supposed to do. You guys,

594
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: go to the other side of the building. You're gonna

595
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: get so fucked up now, Myrna, it seems to me

596
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: that you were at a crossroads in your life. Yeah.

597
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: I think finding this temple was the right the right

598
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: road to follow. I thought that too, and well, and

599
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: then Larry threw up in my shoes. I had taken

600
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: off my shoes to properly be one with the ground

601
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: and feel grounded. And Larry was coughing and wrenching, and

602
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: may I, may I grab your chin? Yes, okay, look

603
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: at me. Okay, Oh, I'm just kind of bowing your flue. Whoa,

604
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: I was not ready for that. That's the spirit. Thank

605
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: you that it was a sensation I've never had. And

606
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: I feel there's more of that. I feel reset. I

607
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:50,959
Speaker 1: feel guys get in here. Oh I was just don't

608
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: mumble in discriminately and I link socks. That's exactly what

609
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: I expect to hear, full, full, partial sentences mostly King

610
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: of lower leg Ware. I've been selling mirror Juana cigarettes

611
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: for quite a while. People enjoy the smooth draw will

612
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: of relation they get from the blow it in. They

613
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 1: the fellows next Diarth the Zen Temple sent a letter

614
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: over earlier from some guy named Larry, and I'm going

615
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 1: to read it out loud. It was written, not dictated

616
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: their owners of the Mirror Juanna shop. That's me. And

617
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: then he follows it as well as employees. That's all

618
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: of you. That's each of every one of you. We're

619
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: going to have to ask you to either. And then

620
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: he puts letters next a cease and d CITs be

621
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: keep down the noise outside the window or see go

622
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: to hell. Of course, I wanted to have a round

623
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: table meeting on this. You see which one you employees

624
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: have the Merrow Winner shop that we should do. I've

625
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: never been to Hell. Yeah, it's just okay too, because

626
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 1: that's too forego to Hell, because that means we don't

627
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: got to be quiet, right. I think Hell is a

628
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: rock us in loud place. Okay, So that's you feel

629
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: like we can't really take rockies vote because I heard

630
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna say it to you, because we're

631
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: having a round table. I heard that he left. He

632
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: lets somebody smoke an entire box of shatter. That's not that.

633
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: Now we're bringing outside business into an inside meeting. Let's

634
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: not Let's not do that right now, Lara me okay, okay.

635
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: So you see that's three for go to Hell. There's

636
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: only one other employee. I really think that we've I think,

637
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you can go ahead and get your voice

638
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: in if you would like to. Laramie's brother, whose name

639
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: I never cared to learn, you can get your voting

640
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: if you would like. Other than that, it's Jeremy. His

641
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: name is Jeremy. Gather around, Zen Temple employees, please gather right. Okay,

642
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: maybe maybe no owns compression. It's a compression, please, and

643
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: then there's also compression. Thank you for the full thought

644
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: out conversations. Well, my brothers and sisters, we have received

645
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: a letter. No, don't get too excited. It's not from Tibet.

646
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah they have not. We have. We have not been

647
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: called up to the highest zen temples just yet. It's

648
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: from our neighbors next door at the marijuana dispensary. At

649
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: the marijuana dispensary, what do they have to say that

650
00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: could interest us? Are you all right? Man? Looks? I

651
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: went over there to deliver our letter, and then I

652
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: got edibles, and I I feel like I'm detached from

653
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: my body. He's access. I feel like another level of meditations. Wait, well,

654
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: hold on, we gotta be very specific here, Larry. Are

655
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: you sure you ain't edibles? Or did you use a

656
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: mutane letter to smoke an entire box of shatter? That

657
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: was what I did it first. I used that first,

658
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I don't want to put

659
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: dangerous chemicals into my lungs. So I got edibles. And

660
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: now I don't know if alive or if I'm dead,

661
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: or if I'm here. Maybe maybe you should be the

662
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: one to answer their question. They wrote one question, would

663
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: you like to meet us in Hell? Oh? Well, I'm

664
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: looking I don't I can't see it. It's look, the

665
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: weeds place is supposed to be next to his end

666
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: temple or something, so just keep your eyes open. I

667
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: just don't know why it's not popping up. Said that

668
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: you've been here several times, Yes I have, But I

669
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: just was are you using words like supposed to be

670
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: next to then there? I think it was. I was

671
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: a little ripped out of my just go camping and

672
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: not that high? Can't we just go camping? You go

673
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: to the woods to get high, that you can relax

674
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: and enjoy nature with my two best friends. Fair, fair,

675
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: but we can do both, sicily, we can do both. Yeah,

676
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: we knew where the fucking dispensary was, and that's where

677
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 1: his problem is? Right, God, where is it? Just like nothing?

678
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: I can't pull up ways. I'm driving right now. This

679
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: is a six V. I'm not gonna take my eyes

680
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: off the goddamn road. Okay, somebody please SERI would you seriously?

681
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm not su have an android. I have an Oh God,

682
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: broke through the android. Hu huh Yes, Hello, Siri, Hi,

683
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: it's it's it's me. You don't gotta say your name.

684
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 1: It's a robotic. I don't know you man. Just talk

685
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: to Sirie. They don't start a conversation, just say whatever.

686
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: You're really responsive. This is way different than my it's us.

687
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to use the name. I'll use that now.

688
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: I know who you are. Ye Hi. We are going

689
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,439
Speaker 1: about to go camping, so that's gonna be fun. I heard,

690
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: I heard Scily is excited. She really wants to go relax.

691
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: I'm excited. But we're looking for the marijuana place that's

692
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: supposed they're on here next. Well, I'm not going to

693
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: tell you exactly that because I agree with Cecily. Um.

694
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: I think sometimes people, I think sometimes people um confuse

695
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 1: relaxation time with party time, and those are two different things.

696
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: And if you smoke too much weed or the animal

697
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: that hits you wrong, nothing relaxing about that. Cecily, you

698
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: go girl, wait wait wait, wait wait, she'sn't listening to

699
00:45:54,880 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: us this whole time. Did you say, yeah, can't we

700
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: do both? If you're like me? Yeah? No no, Because

701
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: last time I took a little well, I was just

702
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: trying to relax. I started thinking this robot, what do

703
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: you talk? This thing smoked weed? What is going on?

704
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: What the hell is that? You can now arrived at

705
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: your destination. Oh great, wow, I missed it. I gotta

706
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: turn around to God, damn, there you saw. Okay, Larry,

707
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: you seem to be on another another level. We will

708
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: listen to you. Everyone. Your shoes need to be off

709
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: still though, Okay, I just I'm sorry you wanted to

710
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: apologize for throwing up into your shoes the other day.

711
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: And it'll never happen again. He's ghost white. I mean,

712
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: I think we should make him throw up again or something.

713
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,479
Speaker 1: Don't make him throw up again. Don't think you gotta

714
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: get it out of his system. Though. I feel like,

715
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: wait a second, are I gonna die if I? Larry,

716
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: just give us one second when you do some quiet

717
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: homes at the side while I have a quick conversation.

718
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: I don't know now what if we go next door?

719
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: They're the experts in this situation. Okay, let me guys,

720
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: have you looked next door? There's nothing next door right now?

721
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: That mean there's a void. There's some people sitting in

722
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: a car yelling at each other, a very handsome black

723
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: guy and some average looking whites yelling at each other,

724
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: and nothing is there. This is a big empt over.

725
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: Let me see. Oh, this is a narrow window there.

726
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: Let me just see. Oh my god, that black man

727
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: is unusually attractive. He's very handsome. But there's no there's

728
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: nothing else there. Are you going to make me meet them?

729
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: In hell? Let me just check? Let me go outside. Okay,

730
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I hate to describe what we just saw,

731
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: but he just nope. I mean he was sucked into avoid.

732
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: He just got sucked into avoid. I did want to

733
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: describe it. But maybe this is it. Maybe this is

734
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: the moment. Maybe this is enlightenment. Maybe we discovered it,

735
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: they reached I don't know how you have done that, though, Murder.

736
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: You just you're kind of newer here and seems like

737
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: you weren't even like there on the level just yet.

738
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: Why don't you step outside and see if you go

739
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: into the enlightenment void? Okay, but we don't really know

740
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: what this void is. I mean, it could be the

741
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 1: highest my shoes. But he still on the outside of

742
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: my body. Can somebody say something to make him calm

743
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: so he can tell us what Larry I saw. What's

744
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: gonna happen to you? Your skin is gonna follow. You

745
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: have arrived at your destination. You have arrived at your destination. Series. Stop,

746
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: God damn it, thank you, Siri, Bye bye. I haven't

747
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: heard nothing from my modelling agent. Nothing yet, really mean,

748
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: I mean that modeling agent trip to like distract you,

749
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: but then I cann't find anything out until Monday. I'm

750
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: the kind of guy who could sit around talking about

751
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: modeling agents all weekend and I love it. But look around,

752
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: look around, Serry said, we've reached our destination. Look around

753
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: any weed. I don't even see buildings, well except for

754
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: this temple. Is that Siri Sirie series welcome crab his

755
00:49:52,400 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: chin and blowing his face. It's fake. It's fake. Only

756
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: stuff has been fake this whole time. I'm sorry I

757
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: used that to touch you, because to try it fake

758
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 1: are not as things like the last resort in hand

759
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: I touching my eyebolser mounting. It was fake. It was fake.

760
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: It was okay, okay, okay, let's fake it. So Hell's

761
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: definitely a bit of a ride. I say, well, we

762
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: tried it. We we we took the both. We all

763
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 1: decided we go to Hell. And it is really it's

764
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: really something. It's something different. You know they have rocks

765
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: here too. Maybe this is just maybe just this is

766
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: just like the sticky, icky talking. But what if what

767
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: we've been searching for this whole time has been inside

768
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: of us all along? Please elaborate, won't you? That's like,

769
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: oh I have Maybe it's just that sweet sweet Ganji talking,

770
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: But I feel like what we were searching for, well

771
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 1: we have to do is look into ourselves. Maybe maybe

772
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: it's maybe that time no one's going to aggresh. Maybe

773
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 1: it's all the weed. But I was thinking that that

774
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: may be the only thing that we mad Max Fury

775
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: Road that like thunder stormy. Yeah, And now it's just

776
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: like what if what if we've already been there? Like

777
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: what if that's already happened in time? So it's already guys,

778
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: I think I know what you're saying. Maybe the thing

779
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: that we've been and this could just be the purple

780
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: curcle speaking all right? Am I am? I correcting that?

781
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 1: Or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that maybe it could be, Yeah,

782
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 1: it could be. What if the treasure that we're seeking

783
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: is the present that we have in front of us currently? WHOA,

784
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: I've arrived at your destination. WHOA, we're six and that's

785
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 1: seen three everybody, that's our third. I think we really

786
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 1: arrived somewhere together as a unit. You know what I mean? No, okay,

787
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: Joe any because that's my first time hosting, and so

788
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: if you could like be there for me, all right,

789
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: then well why don't we just take about way and

790
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists. Let start with you, Mr

791
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams, thank you for being here. Where can

792
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,479
Speaker 1: we find you? What is going on? You can find

793
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: it at Gary Anthony will Um on Instagram. I have

794
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: a new cartoon I'm in starting very soon call Harper House.

795
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: And during this podcast, I just realized, you know how

796
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: I can put a pen on your lip balancing with

797
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: your lip. Since I have a mustache now, which I

798
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: never had until fairly fairly fairly recently, I can no

799
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: longer do that. I'm sorry about that. What you learned

800
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: that during the recording of this podcast, I was doing it,

801
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: tried it early on and I realized I can't hold

802
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: it up there because I was just looking for something

803
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: to do, and I realized I couldn't hold it up

804
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: there anymore. House Harper House, though you say, yeah, yeah,

805
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: but more importantly, I can't do Balance the Family. I

806
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: think I think the I think that your new animated

807
00:53:54,960 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: series is that cool. H Jackie Ruthie or can you

808
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: be found where do you want people to find you

809
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 1: on the internet? Thank you for being here as well where?

810
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me what a blast. Um,

811
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm at Jackie d Ruthie on the socials and I'm

812
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: more active on Instagram than than anything else. Um. Yeah,

813
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: that's that's that's what's up. Yeah, let's take a second.

814
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: So you're you're one of the people that love to

815
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: share on Instagram, like you see, if you see a

816
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 1: good time, you want others to have a good time. Absolutely.

817
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: Do you want me to shout out some of my

818
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: favorite people? Give it to us? We got time, We're ending, Yes, yes,

819
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: Okay guys. Eric Thurston and I believe that his thing

820
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: is at Eric is Thurston. Um, he's a magician, he's

821
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: a friend, he's a comedian and he's a legitimately very

822
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: good magician, but he's also super funny. Um. I share

823
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: a lot of his stuff and he's who I'd like

824
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: to give a special shout out to to today. And

825
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: you just did see thank you thank you for giving

826
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: me the opera unity because she that's her thing, she

827
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: like pays it forward, you know what I mean? All

828
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 1: like all like animated series, animated series. You know, she's

829
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: like outside of herself, and that we did an episode

830
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: on my new animated series about magic. James, Dude, I

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Where where where can people find you on

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